"Jf".? -5- ffifi iTTMSG' "i5lSE ? 'JSL IS. CS JJOTE' Sry. ia; 4 r NEXT SATURDAY The Dispatch will co jimexce the pcmi- CATION or JLKea and Brilliant Story of Love and TFar, Jtomance and Adienturc, BY- G. A. nENTY, AtrrnoB op The Lion ot the North," "With Clive In India," "True to the Old Flap: a Tale of the Ameri can "War," "Through the Fray: a Story of the Luduites,'' "In Freedom's Cause: or With Wallace and Bruce," "Under Drake's Flag," "The Bravest of the Brave." "The Dragon and the Raven," "Facing Death," "In the Reign of Terror," "By Sheer Pluck," "For Name and Fame," etc., etc The publication of this thrilling Novel will be COXMEXCES ON SATUKDAV, JUNE 15, 1SS9, And will be continued weekly. Our new and forthcoming work of Fiction will be entitled THE EurBE of EernE's Hold, A Story of Adventure, And from our perusal of the manscriptwehave no hesitation in declaring that the story will be enjoyed by all classes of readers. Their sym pathies will be atonco aroused in the characters first introduced to their notice, and in the cir cumstances attending a lamentable catas trophe, which breaks up a happy household in grief and despair. The hero of the story, broken hearted and despairing, flees to the Cape, determined if possible to lose his life in battle. He joins the Cape Mounted Rifles and in active service finds the best solace for his dejected spirits. Romance is again infused into his life by his success in rescuing from the Kaffirs a young and beautiful lady, whom lie gallantly bears on horseback beyond teach of tbeir spears. From this point the story takei np povel and Etartling developments. The hero's affairs in the old country are adjusted by a surprising discovery, and "The Curse of Carne's Hold" is brought to a happy and satisfactory conclusion. 1SSTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1844 Vol. 44, Ko.125. EntercCatPittsbnrgPostofflce, November 14, 1837, as eecond-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. Hews Rooms and Publishing House-75, 77 and 70 Diamond Street Average net circulation of the daily edl tion of The Dispatch for six months ending Juno 1.1SS9, 27,824 Copies per issue. Average net circulation of (ho Sunday edi tion oi The Dispatch for May, 1SS9, 47,468 Copies per issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FBEE IX TOE UNITED STATES. DAILY DISPATCH. One Year 8 00 Dailt Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily DisrATcn, One Month W Dailt Dispatch, Including bunday, one year 100 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter 2 Daily Dispatch, including bunday, one .month SO Bcxday Disr-ATcn, oneyear 250 Weekly Dispatch, one year IS The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or including the bunday edition, atJO cents per week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY. JUNE 12, 1882. BOUND TO GO AHEAD. The action of the Exposition Board, yes terday, in deciding to go on with the work on the machinery building and hold the exposition this fall, shows that the society is determined to rule the situation and not Wk mxm. 5efmit-tne situation to rule them. Jy There is no doubt that the policy out f lined bv this action is the correct one. If there are dangers of slackness in business, the best remedy is to take a coarse which will attract people to the city and stimulate activity on a sound basis. No better method of reaching that end can be devised than the work which the Exposition Society is to do, and Pittsburg should be prompt to recognize the public service which the so ciety undertakes to perform. One hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars are needed to build the machinery ball. During the musical festival the pub lic had an opportunity to become acquainted with the ample proportions and attractive character of the main exposition building. They can see that with the addition of the second building, we will have accommoda tions for such an exposition as has never been seen in "Western Pennsylvania. The returns from these buildings will be prompt and permanent; and, as a business invest ment, the enterprise of the city should be prompt in furnishing the funds. Xet the work go on energetically; and for that purpose let Pittsburg be equally ener getic in putting up the money for it LEVELING THEM UP. The action of the Amalgamated Associa tion in extending its lodges to the Eastern mills is an effort in the direction of re moving the one just cause of criticism con cerning its effect on Pittsburg. There has always been some force in the fact that the scale of wages in Pittsburg is so much above the rate in Eastern mills that it per mitted work to go there which shonld have been turned out in this city. The ironwork ers no doubt felt quite certain that this hard ship could be endured from their stand ' point. Rut the public interest was neces sarily affected by the existence of wages in .Eastern Pennsylvania so low as to rob Pitts burg of some of its natural and legitimate business. The Amalgamated Association shows xfo appreciation of the hardship; but instead of leveling Pittsburg wages down it proposes to level Eastern wages up. Everyone in Pittsburg will wish it suc cess in its endeavor. POSTHASTES VERSUS PBESLDEHT. The postmaster of Bridgeport, Conn., ap pointed by the Republican administration ' seems to be ambitious of emulating the work of Yilas and Stevenson during the last administration in reducing the reform" pledges of the President to a by-word and humbug. He recently called before him a clerk who was left in the office from his " predecessor, and stating that the clerk did his work admirably and much better than could be expected, and that his dnties could not bs better performed, informed him that, as he was not "with us in politics," .. the papers were made out and signed for his successor. 'While the clerk was thus & gtveu to understand that he had got to go, he was requested to stay and instruct his successor in the duties of the office. Here. is a deliberate statement that a clerk, who was exceptionally capable and trustworthy iu performing the public duties ftr.which the office is established, was to be ' turned out to make room for some one less capauie tuuu uuiusirucieu, soieiy on I partisan lines. In other words the public service was not the first consideration, but political rewards and services are the sole criterion. The efficiency of the postofnee at Bridgeport will be deteriorated necessarily on account of this avowal that useful and efficient service is not to be rewarded; but that makes little difference to the Bridge port postmaster, so long as the spoils are distributed among the iaithlul. Now it so happens that the bead of this administration, in his letter accepting the nomination for President, declared that the first consideration shonld be the efficiency and welfare of the public service. Indeed he Went farther than that in saying: "Only the interest of the public service should suggest the removals from office." This is the eiact.opposite of what the Bridgeport postmaster avows; and the practical result seems to be that the postmaster has over ruled the President. It might be important to have it defin itely determined whether the President of the United States, or the various post masters who have been appointed upon pol itical considerations, are to sway the policy of the Government with regard to appoint ments. ASSUMING WHOLE BESP0HSIB1LITY. To-day Governor Beaver takes charge at Johnstown, if not personally, then at least practically, as the whole responsibility hereafter will rest with him. "Vhathis means or his methods are can hardly even be surmised. There has been no disclosure of them beyond the $1,000,000 bond loan scheme, which meets little encouragement so far. It is impossible to think that in re jecting the simple and generally approved expedient of calling the Legislature to gether to appropriate the necessary funds, the Governor has not had some assurance of being able otherwise to provide them. If not, then, indeed, he has taken a responsi bility upon himself which will very soon prove enormously embarrassing. Much as the Governor has been con demned for his dilatoriness, for his ob stinacy in refusing suggestions whose only fault seemed to be that they did not originate with himself, and for finally fall ing back'on a scheme which had little to commend it, the public will still wish, on behalf of the Johnstown sufferers, that he nay succeed in getting the work of the State quickly and thoroughly done, with out further trenching on the funds con tributed by the whole country distinctly for the personal relief and use of the survivors. So too, as in doing this State work, Gov ernor Beaver deliberately assumes legis lative functions to the extent of Baying how much shall be expended in the Conemaugh for sanitation and other kindred purposes, it is to be hoped that he will show such firm ness, knowledge and watchfulness in respect to the expenditures and the conduct of the operators as may stand the test of criticism afterward. The occasion is extraordinary. The Governor has voluntarily, though slowly, assumed extraordinary responsibilities. It now remains to be seen whether he is equal to carrying out those plans of his own which he has preferred to those which the public would have approved. What the details are is hardly yet known. The pub lic are merely left to judge by the results. So much for the situation. Governor Beaver will come out very much better than most people expect if the relief committee do not have to be called on again before long and the Legislature assembled also. Meanwhile the suggestion of a correspond ent that a Survivors' Association be formed to look after the interests of the destitute and see that the contributions of the gener ous publio reach those for whom they were intended, is eminently in order. The signs are that it cannot be started a moment too A STUBB0BH FSOBLEM. "We regret to observe that our esteemed cotemporary, the Atlanta Constitution, has got hold of a financial problem that is too tough for it As its inability to solve the problem is shared with the vast majority of the American people, the Constitution has the comfort of companionship in its ignor ance; and the fact also makes Jhe difficulty worthy of a statement, in the hope that somebody may solve it There has just been a consolidation of the gas companies in Atlanta. The old gas company sold 70,000,000 cubic feet of gas per year, at SI a thousand, and at this price made so mnch money that the stock ruled at $130 per share. The consolidation starts oat with a business of a 100,000,000 cubic feet of gas per year; it uses the water gas process, which is known all over the world to be a very much cheaper way of producing the gas, and it proposes to tax the consumers of Atlanta a dollar and a half per thousand feet The Constitution is unable to perceive how, when a dollar a thousand paid a profit on an expensive process of making gas and on a smaller business, so that the stock ruled at thirty per cent premium, it is necessary for the consolidated company, using the cheaper process and doing a larger business, to increase the price of gas fifty per cent in order to yield fair returns. Of course Atlanta has been dosed with the usual proclamation that the combination of competing companies was resorted to in or der to adopt the most improved economic processes and to guard the interests of the consumer. The usual care for the advan tages of the.consnmer in this case, as in all other cases of combinations, results in mak ing the consumer pay a bigger price, and, therefore, practice the strictest economy; but exactly where any public advantage comes out of doubling the profits of the combined concerns, the Constitution is un able to see. What other result there is to this sort of combination than this enhance ment of already large profits for the benefit of the members of the combine that journal, in common with the rest of the country, is entirely ignorant The problem is insolu ble so long as the infinite factor of greed is left out Of course the apostles of combination will go on, in Atlanta as elsewhere, telling the public that combination is only for the pur pose of securing fair profits and preventing competition from ruining the investment of capital. THE PLAYWRIGHTS' CHANCE. This is the season of the year when most actors, managers and the theatrical pro fession generally take a vacation, and the public takes a rest It is a beneficent ar rangement, though we are puzzled to tell who needs the abstention from the theater most, the actors or their patrons in parquet and galleries. The actor, and we mean the actor who acts and not the charlatan who masquerades in the name and clothes of the Thespian workman the actor has more need of rest and recreation to-day than he used to a score of years ago. "Why? Because the actor in these days is forced to appear in shocking bad plays of all sorts, to support tanks and fire engines, modistes' models and tailors' dummies. And the publio needs rest badly because it has to see such un dramatie rubbish and tolerate such-miser able stars, or forego the theater entirely. These reflections have suggested to us the excellent opportunitythls summer-vacation presents to all of our playwrights America has two or three well worthy the same now to produce say half a dozen plays, dramas strong in the old style, or subtle in the new, which may illuminate the dramatic heaven when the season of 1889-90 shall open in September next. The thanks of the actors and the applause and money of the publio will make a fair return to the benevolent author of a good American play. A Republican cotemporary remarks that Jeff Davis' attitude in his old age in dicates that he "will probably register from the Southern Confederacy when ho arrives on the other side." As the Southern Con federacy is among the list of the decidedly defunct, the probabilities seem to be rather in favor of Jeff Davis joining the Southern Confederacy again when he- reaches the abode of the dead. A newspaper writer recently in noticing the death of Aimee, the French opera-bouffe singer, after 're counting a number of her immoral pranks, closed with the salutation, "An revoir, Aimee, thus indicating a decided con fidence as to the place in the next world in which both the opera-bouffe singer and the newspaper writer were to join company. Perhaps Mr. Davis has the same confidence with regard to the section of eternity which he and the Southern Confederacy will occupy. Kino Kaiakaua, of .the Sandwich Islands, announces that his proposed visit to the Paris Exposition is abandoned on ao count of "sickness." The sickness is prob ably that which struck the money market when it was learned that his Hawaian Majesty desired to borrow the money to pay the expenses of this trip. The proposition oi a survivors association to be formed among the Johnstown suffer ers, is made by a communication elsewhere. The object appears to be to get hold of the funds which Governor Beaver is at present holding back. But it is doubtful whether the Governor would be any more ready to yield up the money to a survivors' associa tion than to a relief committee or any other organization which gets ready to spend money for relief while the Governor is mak ing up his alleged mind to think about do ing something. The California man who recently shot and killed his wife when she was reading a poem of Ella Wheeler Wilcox's to him, used unnecessarily severe measures. It ought to be adequate in such a case to cor rect the offender with a poker. The annual report of the Grain Exchange shows a gratifying enlargement of business and a good financial condition for that or ganization, which, while not" a very large one, occupies the very creditable position among grain exchanges of doing business in actual grain and eschewing speculation. The report also shows a creditable recogni tion of a favorably policy on the part of the railroads, which is just as much due to the railroads and the public as to pitch into them for their unfavorable course. Eveetbodt interested in the expendi ture of funds for the Conemaugh Valley should know that a watchfnl account will be expected by the public. This applies as well to the relief funds aa to the State ex penditure:. Dkvoe, the Hackensack weather prophet, is now on hand with the prediction of a cyclone which is fixed for June 17, theanni vcrsary of the battle of Bunker Hill, and which will be the culmination of catastrophe on the Atlantic coast Devoe is evidently under the impression that since he missed the Johnstown disaster and the Seattle fire, he must keep on predicting catastrophes until he happens to hit the right one. It is a mitigation of the gloomy baseball situation to observe that when the Alle gheny team get hold of the Chicago repre sentatives they have at last struck some thing they can beat When the New York Stock Exchange sums np the total result of its recent great stroke in the line of abolishing the ticker service, and finds out that it consists in per mitting Jay Gould to charge $25 for tickers where he previously got f 10, it may deem it worth while to inquire whetherihe Stock Exchange has any other object of existence than the enhancement of Mr. Gould's in- Having got its Johnstown work pretty well closed up, Pittsburg can once more tackle the problem of getting that pond at Minersville pumped out In referring to the fact that there have been strictures on Governor Beaver's "financial management at Johnstown," the esteemed Washington Star fails to catch the true inwardness of the complaints. The criticisms are based on the absence of finan cial management on the part of the Gov ernor, and his prolonged absence of body from Johnstown. Unless we can have two consecutive days of bright weather before long there will be grave-doubts as to whether the adminis tration is a success. The information that three Paris editors are in jail for saying hard things concerning the President of the French Republic, is calculated to make American editors catch their breath. A legal system of that sort in this country would put the State in the busi ness of furnishing free editorial quarters for the entire press of the country. PUBLIC PEOPLE PABAGEAPHED. Mbs. Oscab Wii.de is one ot the most popu lar women orators in England. The VicefPresIdent and Mrs. Morton are at their summer home near Rhinebeck. It has been discovered .that M. Eiffel is a direct descendant of William TelL Boulakqer says that he likes the London ers, hut he can't admire their climate and dinners. Jules Febby is beginning to show his age. An American who saw him recently in Paris says: "He is bent and gray and has aged ten years in the last two." It appears that the heroio self-sacrifice of Father Damlenis not absolutely unique. In 1518 a Moravian missionary and his English wife undertook the charge of a leper hospital for the South African Hottentots. In 1867 a similar work was commenced at Jerusalem, and four Moravian missionary ore now de voted to this service. Both these leper hos. pltals are still in operation. Kino Humbebt is something of a wit His hair grew white almost of a sudden three years ago. He is a great smoker and fruit eater; hardly touches meat and drinks nothing but a little weak claret and water. Coffee and tea are forbidden beverages to him, as' they excite his nerves. When outshooting or maneuvering with troops he seems to live mostly on bread, apples and oranges. His favorite amusement is billiards; but he likes chess and whist and plays a very good rubber. IIe' n, Goner, Sure. From the Detroit Free Press, : A Baltimore paper speaks of tba. mysterious disappearance of a citizen as follows: "Ashe was last seen in a feed store with $3 in cash, in his hand it is feared he has been foully dealt with." THE TOPICAL TALKEB. Somo Small Incidents of the Days Succeed Ins tho Great Dlsnster. Incongruous incidents have come to light in great numbers amid the horrors and tearful scenes at Johnstown. Their incongruity- little bits of curious color against a hideously black background seems to justify the telling of some of them. For instance, two days after the flo6d had de vastated Johnstown, Mr. Oliver S. Richardson, the Pittsburg attorney, was serving out clay pipes and tobacco, which some kind hearted soul had sent out among the relief stores, when a yonng woman presented herself 'before him. The line, of course, bad been made up of men prior to this, and Mr. Richardson asked the girl, who was extremely pretty and refined in appearance, what Bbe wanted with a pipe. She blushed and repeated that she wanted a pipe. "Why, yon do not smoke?" said Mr. Richard son. "No, but please give me a pipe." "If you will tell me what you are going to do with it I'll give you one." The girl hesitated, and then raising ber hand to her bangs, which hung limp over her fore head, she said, "I want to curl thesel" She got the stem of a broken pipe and went away laughing, and yet Bbe had only been rescued 24 hours from the wreck at the bridge, was almost on the verge of starvation, and when she sought the pipe to curl her bangs was evidently badly in need of clothing. V One of the ladies who are doing the noblest kind of charitable work in Johnstown spent Monday at ber home, and while there told a good deal abont the Johnstown sufferers that has present value. "You would be astonished," she said to me, "to see the very bad judgment and lack of thought displayed in the selection of 'clothing Sent by some to the poor people up at Johns town, In one package which I opened I found the remains ot a green silk dress, cnt low in the neck; a ball dress composed principally of very dirty lace, cut low with a square corsage and no sleeves to speak of; a pair of worn out tennis shoes and two silk handkerchiefs so full of holes that it would require great dexterity to put them to their proper use. These things were literally useless; yet they were evidently sent by a wealthylwoman. But they were not alone. There was a very great deal of flimsy finery in the mass of stuff sent There is need still of sensible gifts of clothing. Underwear ot any kind for women is particularly desirable." This was on Monday, and it is presumable that a great deal of useful clothing has been sent by the churches and individuals. Still It Is better to send too much clothing than too little. V The number of sightseers or illegitimate visitors who were turned back from Johnstown must hare been enormous, until the report that such persons would be set to work on the ruins upon arrival became noised abroad. A Pennsylvania Railroad official told me that one day last week in the train which took him to Johnstown were a curious looking couple. The man had a large photographlo camera, while with him was a young woman carrying a banjo. They were both sent back to Pittsburg of course. What the woman intended doing with the banjo amid the ruins and graves at Johnstown I cannot even hazard a guess. The sanguine persons who are reckoning on the Pennsylvania Railroad to be open for through traffic In a week or so should have heard a gentleman relating to me a conversa tion he had had with one of the highest execu tive officers of that road, who had come through from Philadelphia on handcars, locomotives, ferryboits and wagons, over what was the grandest railroad track in America. According to this authority there are five bridges broken down by the floods in the Juniata and Susquehanna Valleys between Harrisburg and Altoona. Tho damage done to the roadbed about Johnstown has been more than paralleled at a dozen other points along the middle division, and in some places miles of track will have to be rebuilt One thing is pleasant to think of; the triumphant pl'eco of railroad engineering known as the Horseshoe Bend is not a bit tho worse for the storms. SILT CHOKES OIL TO DEATH. A Singular Situation In the Northwestern Ohio's Newest field. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. FrNDLAY, O., Jnne It Some time ago The Dispatch correspondent made mention of the fact that saltwater was destined, sooner or later, to play sad havoc with many of the oil wells In the Northwestern Ohio field. It did not then .seem possible, or, at least probable, that before three months would pass all such predictions would be fulfilled; but such is the case to-day. The Syndicate Oil and Fuel Company, of this city, has a number of wells in the vicinity of Cygnet, some of which, when first drilled, flowed as largely as any in the field. Others again were light producers, but the average has been about the same as all other operaters secure. From Mr. Howard, the Superintendent of this company, information is obtained that some of these wells now yield from 100 to 200 barrels of saltwater per day, and, in almost every well owned by the company, more or less of this briny substance has made its appear ance. This seems especially the case In tho North Baltimore section of the field, where it affects the life of tire wells much earlier than anywhere else. Here somo of the most prolific producers stop flowing before the end of the third day after being drilled, and to saltwater is charged the cause direct There is much apprehension all over the field on account of this menace, and numbers of operators are dis couraged. The daily output of oil in the Northwestern Ohio field has not been increased to any great extent the past three months, notwithstanding the increase in the number of wells completed within this period. FOE W0DLD-BE MIND EEADEES. Tho Kindness of Fostering tho Development of Abnormal Mental Conditions. The London Lancet, commenting upon Mind Reader Bishop's case, says: There is, finally, a third subject connected with this case which in public importance overrides all the rest; wo mean the madness of fostering the develop ment of mental conditions leading to states so abnormal as that which the lato Mr. Irving Bishop cultivated, practiced and did his best to disseminate. The tension of brain to which he subjected himself in his performances of what good could it be, even if it enabled him to make shrewd guesses, construed from the severe practice of taking in at a glanco of tho eye, an acute attention ot bearing, a refinement of touch, of what was not appreciable to others less observant? And what more is such ten sion than an exaggerated susceptibility; what more than the refinement of touch and hearing which wo witness in the blind? This, and noth ing more: that without necessity it brings the healthy mind, for the sako of morbid desire or art into states of disease, the certain end whereof is the vanity of mental aberration and physical dissolution. EYERX DAI IMPEESSIONISE. How to be Charitable to the Man Who En larges He's an Impressionist. Impressionism, too, explains and vindicates a good many proceedings in ordinary life which are often, bnt mistakenly, blamed, says the London Globe. There is the man, for instance whom wo all know, who "romances," as wo say in his 'daily conversation tejls the tallest stones and the most astounding adventures. We are apt in plain and private thought to get him down as a liar, but be is only an im pressionist He endeavors so to paint things to you that they shall make the same impression upon you as they do upon himself, and he only enlarges his canvas because he knows that yon will stand a long way off it Ladies, too, though not quite pre-Raphaellte in their minute observation of detail, are often very Impressionist in the pictures they draw. They like to retire a certain distance from the facts and give the impression as a whole, as it appears to them, and of course as it ought to appear to you. A BUILDING INSPECTOR WHO IS. He Closes Akron's Academy of Music, as Its Exits Are: Small. Akeok, June 11. Akron's Academy of Music was closed to-night by order of State Shop Inspector McDonald, because it was not provided with exits enough to insure safe and speedy egress. It would cost $3,060 to make the change required bylaw, and the owper of the building refutes to make it This is the only place of amusement in the city, and a new ground-floor opera house is bcin j; agitated. 0DS MAIL J?UtJCH. A Survivors' Association Strongly Itecom mended Prospect of Early Need far It. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Reason or something else has resumed Its throne. The Governor, his Adjutant the Dic tator, the committee and others have at length after ten days met in Johnstown the Sorrowful, and on the Sabbath day. Ten days had passed since tho greatest disaster of modern times haa taken away the lives of 6,000 of his subjects, be fore the Governor of this great State could find time to ride around the ruins. It was too late for recriminations. It was time for an understanding as to what was going to be done in the future; for tho articles In The Sunday Dispatch had evidently stirred all up to a sudden senso of the error of cleaning up Johnstown and the Conemaugh Valley, by contract with the money donated to the suffer ers, which was rapidly diminishing. The prom ise is now given by all concerned that every dollar which has been spent of the Bufferers' money will he returned to them some time but how? We are familiar with the suggestion that the Governor sbouldSign a note for $1,000, 000, and have it indorsed by 200 rich men, and have tne estate Treasurer lend the money and then the Legislature would pass an act two years hence to refund to those gentlemen their l,000,000. (suppose that 200 men will indorse it? Does anybody Imagine the State Treasurer will dis count It? would he not bo violating his obli gation? And suppose he would, human nature never changes. A violent emotion is like a storm, always succeeded by a calm. When the graves ot the 5,000 poor victims are green with grass, and Johnstown, Phoonlx-liRe, arisen from ber desolation, the violent emo tions of sympathy now prevailing will have calmed down and the horrors of this occasion will be forgotten, and then who that knows the jealousies in a legislative body could expect ours to pass with conflict and bickerings, if at all, such appropriation to pay for what had passed. They look out for what is ahead, but never far behind. Some other plan will have to be tried after this one has failed; and meantime the sufferers must go on scattering from Dan to Beersbeba, unable to wait any longer for the chances of distribution: for the prospects are that if they have to depend on Governor Beaver's plan going through they will get nothing for a long time to come: and tor the large amount now expended out of their funds it is possible they may whistle, unless they form a Survivors As sociation.whlch will demand the whole amount donated, and demand it at once. The committee has worked hard and given much valuable time without apparent recom pense; bnt the common sense of them should have called a bait many days ago, for it must certainly have occurred to somebody that they were increasing their speed daily and getting into trouble. Had that halt been made earlier the Governor would have hadlto call tho Legis lature at once. Buhbalo. Fittsbubo, June 10, 1SS9. Aid Prom Sr. Xnvlcr's Young Ladles. Totbe Editor or The Dispatch: It is a touching fact that the spirit of noble charity and sympathy which stirred our people at the Johnstown calamity, awoke spontan eously in the hearts of their children. Every where their young hands have been extended to offer, like tbeir parents, their best aid. The young ladles of St. Xavier'g Academy, among whom are daughters of our best citizens, not only have offered their pocket money In the cause, but have occupied all their recreation hours the past week In making a ward robe for one of the sufferers, whose sister was of their number. Swept from a home of afflu ence, like so many others, these stneken young girls at least havo found loving hearts to greet tbem and loving hands to help to soothe their sorrow. The noble old academy is still at the front in all things good and beautiful. Beattt, Pa., June 10, 18S9. Old Pupil. WATEfi VERSUS WHISKY. A Whisky Advocnto Bears Testimony and Formulates His Creed. There was another meeting in the Allegheny Diamond last night in the interest of Consti tutional amendment under the auspices of the Twin City Club, conducted by Mr. L. Moony. C. L. Rose made an appeal to the workingmen. He pointed out the great number of benefits to be gained by the wage worker by an abso lute stoppage of the sale of liquor. Rev. Mr. Means, of 'Woods' Run, followed, and quoted statistics showing the amount of taxes paid in prohibition States before the law went into effect, as compared with what are now paid. A drunken man had been crying out for an opportunity to speak, and at the conclusion of Mr. Means' speech he was allowed to mount the platform by Mr. Moony. The crowd set up a yell and poked fun at him. They called, "two more swankeys," "Introduce yourself' and "put your faco in front of you." At this Mr. Moony got angry and took the drunkard's part He said it was a shame to make fnn of the man. That his condition was not bis fault, hut that of the saloon keeper who sold .him the liquor. Iu defending the man, Mr. Moony made the speech of the evening. He said the saloon keeper was the robber who took the money from the hard-working man. He bonght pianos and other fine furniture, dressed his family well, built tine houses and spent money lavishly, wbile the drinker contributed to It all The intoxicated man said he would only be a minute, and wanted to say that if he bad the drawing of a set of resolutions ho would put in them "free tariff, free excise law, free sumptuary and everybody mind his own business." Will J. McConnell addressed a meeting in Armory Hall, East End. Alderman Means presided, and considerable enthusiasm was manifested. Mr. McConnell speaks to-night at the corner of Frankstown and Lincoln ave nues. A meeting was held In the Forty-thlrd street court last night in the interest of the Constitu tional amendment It was conducted by Rev. J. D. Sands, who introduced a man from Cin cinnati named Cowan. Mr. Cowan announced that he was a blacksmith, and that he wanted to talk to tho working men in particular. He cited a number of instances that had come under his personal observation that proved to him conclusively that liquor was the greatest enemy the working man had. He was loudly applauded. ONE UP THE GENTLEST MEN. An Incident Illustrntlnn the Exquisite Charity of Father Field. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Johnstown, June 11. A story of exquisite delicacy is told of Father Field, of the Society of St John, now acting as chaplain of the Red Cross Relief Corps at Johnstown. The order of St John is an English Society but little known in America. They are ritualistic Epis copalians, and tbe great principle of the order is Christian charity. The members are pledged to aid suffering humanity on every occasion One horrible stormy night last December the doctor in charge of the surgical department of the Episcopal Hospital was surprised to re ceive a visit from Father Field. The reverend gentleman announced that be had a patient suffering from delirium, for whom he desired qu arters In the hospital. Tb e surgical ward be ing full there was no place for the man except tbe cells, whicb, being located in the base ment could not be utilized, as patients in that condition are extremely sensitive to pneu monia. The clergyman was so Informed, and told that be might quarter his patient at the police station, a short distance from the hos pital. The surgeon offered medicines, which Father Field accepted, and departed. Every few days he called tor further supplies, and the institu tion, of course, supposed that tho patient was at tho station. Judge of tbeir surprise when it was discovered that tbe clergyman had taken him to bis own room, and carefully nursed him back to health. For two weeks be bad not occupied his bed, but slept in a cbalr, watching for any change for better or worse, and it was not nntil the patient was discharged, cured, that he would seek relief from bis self-imposed task. , This story is thoroughly characteristic of one 'of the gentlest men who lives, and is but one of tbe many instances of his self-sacrifice in the .cause of charity and religion. The Red Cross Society are ably seconded by such a man. CATHOLICS' OPEN MEETING. Tho C. M. B. A. Had a Pleasant Time nt St. Pool's Cathedral Last Night. An open meeting of Cathedral Branch No. 62, O M. B. A was held last evening in the base ment of St Paul's Cathedral. The object of tbe meeting was to give the male parishioners of the church who are not members, an oppor tunity to analyze tno organization anaauow them to see wherein It would bo to their advant age to ioin the association. There was a large crowd, made up of the best element of tbe congregation, present, who heartily enjoyed tho performances and listened attentively to the addresses of tho officers. The opening speech was delivered by Very Rev. Father Wall, rector at tbe Cathedral. He was followed by Father Kenoy, of Crafton, and an influential member ofthe organization. The following gentlemen spoke on tbe alms and ob jects of the association: Messrs. J, W. Sullivan, Molampby, Deer and Barns. Miss McDermott rendered a charming piano solo, and Messrs. Maxwell and Ferguson sang a number of patriotic songs. The branch at the Cathedral now has a membership of 60. The total num ber of members in the organization is about ZT.OOO. Car Works Compelled to Qalt. LiXA, 0 June 1L The Lafayette Car Works, of this cily, employing 800 men, were shut down to-night the general dullness in Railroad traffic and want of orders being the cause. ANOTHER COMPARISON. The Flood of Bengal, In '76, In Which 206V 000 Persons Wero Drowned. At first flush it was stated, and half believed that with the exception of great flood disasters in China, a few years ago. and of some sort of great Inundation in India more than a decade past the Conemaugh calamity was tho worst in its results of anything at all like it in modern times, on any continent That was true. Still it may be interesting in instituting such com parisons to recall the exact published propor tions of the flood in Bengil in 1576, which is done- by qnoting from the files of this journal for that year, as follows: The awful calamity in Bengal, intelligence of which comes to us by cable, l unparalleled In his tory. A number of lslandslylngabout the estuary of the river Megna, which In part or its course is Identical with the llrahmapootra, were entirely submerged by a storm-wave on the Slst of October :1876j, and nearly all their inhabitants were de stroyed. A the wave swept ownward for five or lx miles Inland, and as one Island alone-Dakhln Shanabaspore had a population of 240.000 souls, probably not less than 250,000 bnman belncs were overwhelmed In the catastrophe. With the ex ception ofthe great earthquake at Antlocb, in 450 A. D., when, according to Olbbon. aiCOna people perished, history affords nothing like so whole sale a destruction as this. The onlv other convulsion nf nntnri whleh can be compared to these is the great earthquake nf 17S3, in Calabria, which probably caused the death of at least 100, OCT) people, and was felt distinctly in a large part of Europe. Originating under the center of Calabria, the disturbance nassed under the sea. and rolled up a mountain of water which destroved the cltv ot Ales&tnA. On the mnrnlnflr of November l, 1655, an earthquake threw down the prlnolpal part of Lisbon: tne sea retired, leaving the bar dry, and then returned in a wave 50 feet high: In six minutes 00,000 people perished. The battle of Actlnm was fought 31 years before the Christian era, wblld the ground rolled and rocked under the lee tor the soldiers on land as they watched the sea fight In which they could take no part. Thisconvulslonof natnre destroyed about 10,000 people, in 1812 10,000persons perished lu a similar way at Caraccas. Of memorable inun dations the following are noted down: In the early part ofthe Fifteenth century the sea broke in at Dort in Holland, and drowned 72 villages and over 100,000 people, and abont looyears after ward a general inundation, caused by the failure ofthe dykes in Holland, Is said to have destroyed 400.000 sonls. It Is not too much to say that within historic times recorded calamities by flood and earthquake have killed olfbetween 2,000,000and 3,000,00Opeo- Sle. Of all that have occurred In recent years the ood In Bengal Is by far the most disastrous. INSPECTING RUINED TEACKS. Pennsylvania Rallrond OfflcIaU Look Over Their Damaged Property. JoHKSTowir, June U. The wrecked condi tion of the Pennsylvania Railroad was viewed to-day by a party ot distinguished officials. President Roberts, First Vice President Thomson, Assistant Engineers Brown and Richards, and General Superintendent Robert Pettit came to South Fork from the viaduct, where they left their private car. At bridge too. 6, which was reached by handcar, they were entertained by Superintendent Robert Pitcalrn.General Superintendentot Transporta tion Fugb, and General Manager McCrea. A consultation was then held. President Roberts expressed himself as agreeably surprised at the progress made in repairing the damage. He was assured that trains would be running over the vladnet bridge to-morrow. This afternoon the party arrived in Johns town. They took a view of the rains, but did not wander far from the railroad, not liking the fumes from above the stone bridge. Tnevleft with Superintendent Pitcairn for tiodth Fork, whence they will journey eastward in the morn ing. In the few momenta they were in Johnstown a correspondent interviewed Vice-President Thomson. He could give no estimate of the company's loss, bnt said this was the hardest' blow the Pennsylvania ever received. He thinks It will soon recover, however, as the work of repair is going on with remarkable rapidity. Tne ruin is equally great on the Cumberland Valley and Willlamsport branches, while on the middle division it Is something appalling. SO THE BULLETINS DECEIVE ? People In Johnstown See More Diphtheria Than Hns Been Reported. rrnoM a statt coEEEsrojfDBjrT.i Johnstown, June 11. A great deal of indig nation Is daily expressed here at the erroneous reports issued each day in the shape of bulle tins from the State Board of Health. The people are not at all deceived. They are thoroughly alive to their danger and are do ing everything in their power to prevent con tagion. Can it be possible that the State Sanitary Commission do not know how bad the condi tion of things really Is T If not, it would be a good idea for them to take a walk over the town and acquaint themselves therewith. At the Red Cross Hospital yesteiday there were three cases of diphtheria, and two more are known to be in town and expected at the hos pital, and yet the bulletin says there have been only two cases known. As a popular official (Dr. Jessop, at the Pres byterian Church morgue) said this morning: "Some of the sanitarians who are here on duty would not know tbe difference between a microbe and a hornet unless they sat down upon it" The peoplo resent the inference that the v are not cabable of being trusted with the truth. Mobton. HE CHANGED HIS MIND. Johnny Jenkins' Heart Won by JIIss Hinckley's Kindness. IFBOM A STAPV COEBKSPOXDENT.J Johnstown, June U. The Ladles of the Pennsylvania Chlldrens' Aid Society made a general report to-night to the headquarters of what they have done since they came here. It has been published from day to day in The Disfatch. Little John Jenkins was found wandering on the streets this morning, home less and without friends. All his relatives were lost Miss Hinckley, who was going to Philadelphia to attend a wedding, undertook to take him with her. The little fellow re fused, and finally he was committed to the ladies' care by a Justice of the Peace. The kindness of the lady soon overcame Johnny's obstinancy, and it wasn't long before he was throwing stones, boylike, into Stony Ureek, ana watching tnem SKim tne suriace or the water. , He was entirely satisfied to leave, and will be well taken care of in the Quaker City. The ladies are receiving numerous ap plications for children daily, a man irom Pittsburg was in town to-day offering 30 to any one who wonld obtain for him a child from to o years oi age. Israel. PBOOP OP ITS TRUTH. That Statement About the Chicago Commit tee anil Funds. An attempted "special" contradiction, from Chicago, of The Dispatch news of yesterday morning regarding the shutting off of Chi cago's flood contributions, is itself contra dicted by tbe reliable Associated Press ad vices from that city. In that confirmatory message, Mr. Charles L. Raymond, one of the Chicago committee, is quoted as saying: AVe retained the fnnds because tbe money was raised to relieve distress, ana for that purpose only, and if It bad been turned over on our arrival there (In flttsburg), part if not all, of It wonld have gone to pay tor clearing away toe aeons mat has accumulated In the riverbed and at tho bridge at Johnstown. The Belief Committee at Pittsburg is composed of men who are entirely above re proich, and our action li In no sense a reflection on them. EDUCATIONAL ECHOES. The High School Building Growl lb Too Small General Resorts. The Central Board of Education met last night Secretary Relsfar reported the ex penditure of &M18 9 in May. Superintendent Luckey reported 573 teachers employed. The total enrollment of pupils in May was 25,280, and tbe averago attendance 2L83L Principal Wood, of tbe High School, reported 577 pupils enrolled, with an average attendance of 631. The High School Committee recommended that steps be taken to enlarge the High School building. Major Hartzell moved referenco to tbe High School Committee, with instructions to roport a plan and estimates of the cost Adopted. It is probable that lu September pupils will be placed in tbe balls for lack of accommodations in tbe stndy rooms. Tbe Committee on Teachers and Salaries pre sented the schedule of teachers for the year beginning September' L. Tbe number to be employed Is, the same as at present except in tbe iCplfax. Franklin, Hancock, Liberty. Oak land and Ralston schools, each of which will lose one teacher. " FORGER! AND A BRIDAL SUIT. The Two Are Considered Qnlto Incompati ble Oat at Franklin. Franklin, Jnne 11. This afternoon, while J. W, Perry was taking out a marriage license, he was arrested on tbe charge of forging a check which he had induced a Franklin tailor to accept in payment for his wedding outfit and in default of $500 bail he was jailed. The marriage is indefinitely postponed. O'Brien Was In Johnstown. At the meeting of tho Humane Society yes terday there was no business done, owing to tho absence of Agent O'Brien in Johnstown. The resignation o( Mrs. Emma V. Stowe, of tbe Board of Managers, was received, but not ac cepted. DonatioES were received from Arm. strong & MoKelvey, $10, and from George A. Berry, So. A DAY IN IRE METROPOLIS. Gathered Together Onco More. OTZW TOBE SUBXAU SFXCXAXS.1 New Yoek, June U. Hunureds'of veterans have been gathering in Orange, If. J all day. In anticipation of the Army of the Potomac's reunion to-morrow. About 1,500 members of tba Society of tbe Army of the Potomac and 1,000 or more old soldiers .from G. A. R. posts in N ew Jersey will march, eat and picnic to gether for the next two days. General Joshua Chamberlain will preside at the society's an nual meeting to-morrow noon. Generals Sick les, Flti John Porter, Horace Porter, Pratt Doubleday and Governor Green will attend the banquet in tbe evening. On Thursday the veterans will go up the Hudson to West Point where they will be received by General W. T. Sherman and General John G. Park. A Fervid Love Feast. There were some moments of intense excite ment at a love feast in the Zlon African Church last night The pastor, who will soon sail for Europe, tried to provide bis flock in 15 minutes with religion enough for three months of his absence. His fervor was contagious, and the whole congregation groaned and shouted. In the midst of the turmoil Mrs. Mary Stints tried to tell her experience. At the end of her fourth sentence she staggered into the aisle. As she fell back, in the arms of two women who hurried to her assistance, she shouted, "O Lord!" and died. Heart disease, rendered acute by the exertions of the love feast was the cause of her death. A Natural Consequence. Gas from a leaking meter filled the cellar of a Green Point tenement house to-day. Bertha Mann, 21 years old, entered the cellar with a lighted candle. The explosion which followed knocked the whole building askew. The in terior walls were smashed and tbe root was demolished. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Sabbath and two little Sabbaths were thrown from their beds across the room. James Brown was pre cipitated down the top flight of stairs just in timo to escape the timbers falling from tbe roof. Miss Mann's injuries caused her death Within a few hours. None of the others were seriously Injured. Sankey's Bummer Residence. Ira D. Sankey. the singing evangelist has bought some 30 acres of beautifully situated land at a point between Seatuck river and Lit tle Seatnck creek, near Eastport L. L. where he will build a handsome residence. He is ne gotiating for about TO acres more adjoining, and will then have one of tbe finest farms in Suffolk county, with plenty of good fishing in the south bay. Ho Has Not Beea Sober Since. James Drlscoll was sent to the Island for three months to-day because he beats bis wife and gets drunk. A short time ago his brother died, leaving him an estate of $SO,O0O. Drlscoll has not had a sober minute since. Looks Like a Fish. Fredericka Eppinger, 33 years old, of 211 East Eighteenth street, was paroled in the Yorkvllle Court to-day for examination on a charge of boarding Infants at her home without a license from the Board of Health. Officers Gardner and Grant, of Mr. Gerry's Society, arrested the woman, and found three infants in the house. One of these infants was kept in seclusion. It Is now in the society's charge. The officers found that it was singularly de formed, and resembled a fish. Its head recedes from the eyes, and It has protruding lips, that are kept constantly in motion, as the child breathes in short gasps. The arms are con nected to the sides by a thin membrane, and have the appearance of fins. The legs are bound together by a similar ligature, and the feet turn outward. MOEE GIEL GRADUATES. Annual Commencement Exercises of Little Washington's Seminary. Washington,- Pa., June 1L The grad uating exercises of the Female Seminary were largely attended this morning. The services were opened by prayer by Rev. L N. White, of Falrview. O., and closed with the benediction by Rev. Dr. Moore. Fredericksburg, O. The Pbi Delta Theta and the BetaThetaPi fraternities of the college banqueted to-night It was at a late honr when they adjourned. A Chinese Doctor's Prescription. From the Norrlstown Herald. 1 A Chinese doctor in New Tork prescribed for one of his countrymen who had taken an over dose of opium, "pickled lizards, two pairs; one half ounce Corea ginseng root, half a dozen willow cricket skins, on e ounce sweet potato vines, one-quarter onnce rattlesnake tail, one half ounce devil Ash toes, one-half ounce elm bark, one-half ounce coffin nails, one-quarter ounce bird claws," and three or four other "drugs," the whole "to be boiled with two quarts of water until only half of the water is left, and then drink it as a preliminary dose." And yet the doctor's bill was not as longas that of some American physicians who simply feel the patient's pulse and look at his tongue. An Interesting Social Question. from the New York Tribune. What is the reason of the growing tendency in tbe direction of committing suicide in a dress suit? More than one case of the kind has been reported lately, and the thing seems to be becoming a craze. Probably we shall soon hear of a poor man strugglinc hard to raise the money to buy a dress suit, so that he can follow the prevailing style in snicides. How is a phenomenon like this to be account ed for; It Is an Interesting question for the student of social philosophy. Ready for the Battle of Ballots. SPECIAL TELEOBAU TO THI DISPATCH.! Canton, O., June It The Stark county Democratic Convention met here to-day and nominated the following ticket: Reresenta tlves, John E. Monnot, Canton, and Rev. E. E. Dresbach, Massilon; Auditor. L. A. Loichot, Canton; Treasurer, J. M. Mandrn, Maximo: Clerk of Courts, O. M. Coxen, Alliance: Sheriff, Charles Erider, Tuscarawas township; Com missioner, John A. Krlchbaura. New Berlin; Infirmary Director. William Schaeffer, Louis ville; Surveyor, Oliver W. Hall, Canton. EETERIES OF A PHILOSOPHER. It is tbe rule of life to forget the kindness our neighbors bavo done us and to remember only those we have done for them. If the rule could be reversed, how much better tho world would be. DOWN AT THK HOP. 'TIs pleasant to move in a quadrille while listing To airs one delightfully hears. But awful it is if your necktie's insisting On climbing up over your ears. We can form an idea of what is called-"the irony of fate" when we hear of a life-long toper finding a watery grave. Domestic skeletons are usually formed of the bones of contention. the witching notm. When the mantle of mgnt o'er the earth is spread And tbe sky with its twinkling gems is stained, Again on the roof of the backyard shed The feline solo and chorus are heard. Then the neighboring windows are npward raised And white robed forms through the gloom we spy, And swift from the hands of men half-crazed The showers of boots and bootjacks fly. Hushed for a while are the lullabies, And the wrathful people go back to bed; But ere sweet sleep has sealed their eyes The concert's resumed on anothershed. It is a singular thing that a man never be gins to show his temper until he loses It It is one of the singular things in this world that it Is the fool, who upsets the boat by his antics, who is saved and the people who keep quiet and behave themselves who are drowned. TEOXTBLE IN THE PAMILT. A couple most loving these two used to be, A couple most loving and tender, And go to the world's end with pleasure wonld bo A service his sweet, wife to render. To-night in the gloom they are sitting apart, She trying her sorrow to smother. With tears In her eyes and woe at her heart, For iba can't coojeas wellashls mother 1 All from the Motion Courier. 'COIIOUS'COKDESSATIOKS. g. r - , " ; Salt Lake lias lost 9 per cent of its saU-ff. ness In the last five years. Jf The month ol May, In England, in 1S88, will probably take rank as the wettest on" record. ., Thirty soldiers were lately required to keep the crowd la order at the Wild Westsbow In Paris. A mouse nest, made of old-fashioned shin plasters, was found ins drawer of a bank In Fishkill a few days ago. Boys digging in sandatHaverstraw one day recently came upon bones supposed to be those of a Revolutionary soldier. Fourteen young foxes were dug out of holes and killed in the vicinity of Thompson's Ridge, Orange county; one day recently. Three of the richest merchants in the country are comparatively yonng men. Wana maker is 6L Marshall Field, of Chicago, 53, and Phil Armour, 55. Nevada had a "Dead Horse" postoffice. It was ordered to take a new name, and it took that of "Live Horse." The department wouldn't have it but changed it to Rosedale. Mr. Benjamin Jones, of Chicago, is endeavoring to win a bet that he can witness the performance of "Little Lord Fauntleroy" for 30 consecutive nights witbont losing bis mind. A woman at Covington who applied for a divorce told the Jndge that she had been 23 J ears trying to get her courage up to the point leanwhlle her husband had been pounding and otherwise maltreating her. The grandmother of the Emperor of China is 88 years old, blind, deaf and a cripple, . and tbe other day her loving grandson pre sented her with 500 singing birds, 200 siDx dresses, and 100 musical instruments. Mrs. Todd Lattie, of Bronson, Mich., who has been totally blind for 15 years, sudden ly regained her eyesight a few days ago. The first person she saw was her daughter, and she exclaimed: "My, bow you have grown." A company has been formed in Glovers villa with a capital stock of $20,000 for the pur chase and sale of eggs, separating the yolk from the white, and preparing the same for commercial purposes, ana drying eggs for do mestic and culinary uses. The English company who are working the Nacoochee mine in Georgia took out the other day a nngget of gold weighing 1,300 penny weights and was valued at $2,500 Not long ago they took one nugget that weighed 30 penny weights and another of 507 pennyweights. Such finds as these are calculated to make a fellow feel rich streaks run np and down his back. G. T. Williams, of Montezuma, Ga., evidently is the owner ot one of the most sensi ble Texas ponies on record. At noon one day this week; be trailed bis fiat up to tbe bank, but failed to tie it and repaired to the shade of the trees on tbe bill for a nap. When he awoke, he was astonished to see bis pony aboard, tbe flat carrying it across the river, where the fields were greener and the grass grew higher. A London paper says: There is some probability of our bating India rubber road ways in tbe metropolis. Two German engi neers have come over to consult with the au thorities on the subject and should the Coun ty Council be agreeable, there is no reason why London horses should not soon enjoy the lux ury of a soft and firm foothold, especially If they are shod with the shoe that Is lnterstlced with India rubber. A breathing well has been discovered near Eagle Flat station. 110 mile3 east of EI Paso, Tex. It is an abandoned artesian well, 800 feet deep, but the tubing is still intact In it For 12 hours each day a furious gust of air rushes into the tubing, and the next 12 hours an equally strong gust rushes out This occurs with the utmost regularity, and, so far, no break has been noticed in the regular occur rence. A French electrician has submitted a proposal to the Municipality of Paris with a view to supplying the electric light in a novel manner, which would tend to conciliate inter ests, which at present enter Into the question namely, by obviating the necessity for laying aown concluding wires, xae originator oi me idea has, it appears, invented a miniature gas motor, which he proposes to fix in the lamp standard, and above or below, tbe same as a dynamo would be placed, to actuate an aro lamp on the top ofthe column. A German technical authority haa ex pressed it as his opinion that four-fifths of the entire number of steam engines now at work throughout all parts of tbe world havo been constructed within the last 25 years. France 13 believed to possess as nearly as possible about 49.000 locomobiles and stationary engines. 7.000 locomotives, and 1,850 marine engines; (Ger many about 9,000 locomobiles and stationary engines, 10,000 locomotives and 1,700 marine engines; white, toe number owned by Austifia Hungary is said to be about 1.200 locomobiles and stationary engines and 2,800 locomotives. The total value of tbe engines actually at work Is estimated at 7,500,000 marks for the United States, 7,000,000 marks for Great Britain and 4,500,000 marks for Germany. A scientific paper recently offered a re ward for tbe most correct answers to certain scientific problems. Among others was the old scientific "conundrum," Which weishs the most, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead? Of course a pound is a pound, no matter ot what substance, and when the simple or thoughtless person answers that a pound of lead is the heaviest everybody laughs. Mr. Charles Plltt, in answering this question, claims that the pound of lead would weigh the heaviest because the feathers would be buoyed up by a weight equal to the amount of air which they displace just as a cork is buoyed up in tbe water. In future, therefore, we must refrain from laughing at the fool's answer, as practically It is correct Of course, if weighed in a vacuum a pound of any two substances would weigh alike. In a family in Renfrew, Canada, there is a cat which is much petted. One day the lady of the house sat down for a moment and either to relieve her 'feelings or as a bit of in nocent diversion, gave vent to a little whistle. Immediately the pet cat sprang up to ber lap, and with its sheathed paw struck her a blow in the face: The lady thought this strange, bnt at first barmy connected it witn tne wnisumg. However, a little time afterward, in another room, she happened to repeat the whistle, and ateiy tne cat sprang up ana strucK ner again. This time the lady thought it must be the whistling which.was giving nnssv offense. and so, with "malice aforethought whistled again. Snre enougb, tbe cat chastised her with another blow, square In tho face. About tbe only posslole explanation is that la the whistle it fancied a call was being given to the pet dog and was jealous thereat FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. The Pater Well, Dr. Raptail.Ilikeyonr school much, and I taint I'll pot ay boy here. But tell me, what sort of boys do you turn oat? Tbe Doctor Tbe bad ones. Fanny trolio. Successful Physicians. Doctor's Wife I understand that Dr. Cureall confines himself strictly to office practice. Old Doctor Yes; that Is why he succeeds. People who are able to walk to an office are generally strong enough to get well without help.-Seto Xork Wetkly. No More Sales. Confectionery and Ice Cream Wan-We'll lose ten of our best customers next week. Asslstant-TVe will? Are tbey going to Okla homa? "No; they're going to get married. "Seio York lVy. Would Not Do. Parisian Artist I paint picture Ameriealne, and I vant put in some young ladles' faces, all trne Americane, all." Clubman Welt 1 can get you an Invitation to Airs. Hlghup's party. She moves In the most ex clusive set In tbe city. "Ah! but 1 vant pretty faces." Sew lork Weekly. Had One. "Have you any particular ob ject In loafing around here?" asked the contractor of anewbnUdlngofan Idler who was In the way. "Xes, sir, " was the prompt reply. Well, whatlslt?" 'I want to dodge my creditors, and theywUl never thlnkof looking for me where thero is any work going on. Detroit Iret Prat. "Young rann," said the rich member of the church to the new pastor, "you ought to have been a pugilist Instead of preacher." "Why? I don't understand yon, sir," replied tho minister, who was naturally shocked and pained. "The explanation is simple; It Is desirable in a pugilist to be long winded." Jlerelumt Traveler. Wonders of Science. Blinks If you hava so mnch trouble with your teeth, why don't you get artificial ones? Tbe Idea of being bothered that way In this marvelous age or scientific and me. ehanleal progress! I got a fall set only a few months ago. Jlnks-Indeed 1 Are they s snecess? . Bllnks-Sucsetsy I should say so. Why, I can almost eat with tham.-AVw Xork Weekly, A Thoughtful Friend. "Who was that you bowed to on the car?" She asked of her friend u they stood in a store door on Woodward avenue. "That's Katie ." t "How sweetly she bowed back." Ves. we love each other dearly. Whea he father died last year I was tbe only friend shq had thoughtful enoocti to count tbe carriages aadtteU ber thero were fl.-VetnU free Pre. - 4