-jS- !3 i$f? ''H .? 3?HE. HTTSBimG- DISPATCH, CTJESDLO; JUNE 13, 1889. . " i i NEXT SATURDAY - The Dispatch will commence the pcbli cation or AA'ck and Brilliant Story of iore and War, Romance and Adventure, -BY G. K. HENTr, author or The Lion of the North," "With Clive In India," True to the Old Flap a Tile of the Ameri can War," "Tllrcugh the Fray: a Story of the Luddites," "In Freedom's Cause: or With Wallace and Bruce," "Under Drake's Flag," Tha Bravest of the Brave." "The Dragon and the Raven, "Facing Death," "In the Reign of Terror," "By -j, Sheer Pluck,"! "For Xame and Fame," etc., etc. The publication of this thrilling Novel will be Commenced ox Satubdat. Juke is, 1ES9, And -will be continued weekly. Our new and forthcoming work of Fiction will be entitled THE , Curse of CernE'B Hold, A Story of Adventure, And from our perusal of the manscript we have so hesitation in declaring that the story will be enjoyed by all classes of readers. Their sym pathies will be at once aroused In the characters first introduced to their notice, and in the cir cumstances attending a lamentable catas trophe, which breaks up a happy household in grief and despair. The hero of the story, broken hearted and despairing, flees to the Cape, determined if possible to lose his life in battle. He joins the Cape Mounted Rifles and (n active service finds the best solace for his dejected spirits. Romance Is again infused Into his life by bis success in rescuing from the Kaffirs a young and beautiful lady, whom he gallantly bears on horseback beyond reach of their spears. From this point the story taket up novel and startling aevelopments. The hero's affairs in the old country are adjusted by a surprising discovery, and "The Curse of Carne's Hold" is brought to a happy and satisfactory conclusion. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY ?, 1S48. Vol. , So. 124. Enteret" at I'lttsburg Fostofilce, November H, 16S7, as second-class matter. 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The transfer to the State, of the sanitary work ..at Johnstown, in the line of clearing the' streams and removing the debris, is what was desired by all concerned. Yet there is danger thattbe misunderstandings of the situation mar hinder the work, if sot materially nullify the necessary part of it that has been done. , It is right that the State should furnish the funds to prosecute the sanitary work, and it certainly seems more appropriate that whatever extraneous control of the situ ation at Johnstown is necessary should rest In the hands of the State rather than of a committee which has only the official char acter that is given it by the fact that it met the emergency. But it does not follow that the immediate direction of the work should be changed. The men who hare started the work and direct ed to the necessary end will, if the policy of the State is an intelligent one, be requested to continue their labors. The transfer of work should not include a stoppage of work. -How far the general discharge of the men employed at Johns town is due to the apparent policy of the Governor, that he is going to reform all that has been done, may be an open question. There is no question about the fact that the dubitations, delay and red tape of the State Executive has produced such results as that of taking away the relief funds which Chi cago has raised for the sufferers, as was done yesterday. HTJMOB IN WAGES DISPUTES. The view of the proposed reduction at the "Homestead steel works taken by the em ployes, as stated in another column, is cer tainly a vry pleasant one. They regard it as a large joke and decline to take it seri ously. The renewal by the firm of an ex tension of the time for signing their scale seems to lend a mild if not hilarious aspect to the affair so far. It undoubtedly would rob wage disputes of half their asperities if they could be treated on the humorons"t)asis, and taken as a jest clear through. Un fortunately this has not been the usnaLway of looking at them heretofore, and there is consequently the danger that the fun of the thing may disappear as the dispute pro gresses. Still it would be a novel and pleasant way of solving the labor question to put the whole thing on the jocose basis provided always that it is kept out of the field of professional humor. AH EHDTJEABLE HARDSHIP. 'We observe in some of our Eastern cotem porarfes a new outbreak of regret that the 20 per cent tax on works of art will prevent quite a number of the paintings belonging UpH. Secretin, which are soon to be sold, from coming to this country. It is stated that a considerable number of wealthy Americans in Pans at the time of the sale would purchase these works of art if ft were not for the duties which add 30 per cent io their cost, when, they are brought into the "United States. The 30 per cent dnty on paintings may be an impolitic tax, but at the same tinre it has no, aspect to the mass of the people such as to make it a subject for general lamentation. So far as the sale of the ruined copper spec ulator's art treasures are concerned, we have no doubt that this country c&n get - along- and-preserve the prosperityof ,tha passes just as well without them as with thenu&jltsalso tolerably evident that the TM?ssfuiAnerScaii speculators who are f fjp B$galc&. ulator's paintings are just about as well able to pay 50 per cent duties as any class that can be named. The balderdash which has been written about the necessity of admitting paintings for the in struction of the people in art, is somewhat damaged by collision with ine fact that the law permits paintings, brought in as gifts to public institutions, to be admitted with out the duty. Therefore, as the 30 per cent will be paid entirely by the wealthy class, which imports paintings exclusively for its private pleasures, the comparison of that rate with the duty of a hundred per cent tax on sugar, which has to be paid by the common people, is not likely to impress the general mind with the hardships of the lower rate. The importation of works of art is a com mendable use of wealth, but we can hardly specify any class which is better able to pay a SO per cent dnty than the one which buys foreign paintings exclusively for its private delectation. THE GOVEENOE'S STBAKGE POSITION. Governor Beaver's proposal as a substi tute for calling the Legislature together to deal with the Johnstown problem is meeting with anything but a flattering reception. His objections to convening the Legislature are singularly untenable. At first the Gov ernor was reported as saying that the floods rendered transportation of the members to the State capital impossible for an early date, which is simply puerile and absnrd. The next argument made by him against an extra session was that to appropriate money for the Johnstown sufferers would be uncon stitutional. This is equally irrelevant. As a matter of truth and fact, the State is not being asked to make a charitable appro priation for Johnstown or any other point to the extent of a single penny. On the contrary, what is wanted is that the State shall appropriate money for its Board of Health to discharge the dnty rightfully falling upon it of cleaning the bed of its streams, removing the debris which threat ens pestilence, and doing other proper State work which is now being done out of jthe funds specifically contributed by the gener ous public to clothe, house, feed and finan cially aid the unfortunate survivors of the dread calamity. In place of the State keeping the Johns town sufferers, it is the tnonev of the Johns town sufierers which is now doing State work, Nobody pretends that an appropria tion for the Board of Health would be un constitutional. To attempt to fathom the motives -which lead Governor Beaver to reject the propo sal lor an extra session is waste of time. The pnblic are not so much interested now in the peculiar mental turn which leads the Governor to view the matter differently from nearly everyone else, as in the fact that if he does not act, serious and forever regretta ble complications are likely to arise. The Governor's only alternative proposition, to which he pins his faith, has the misfor tune of being-about the oniy really uncon stitutional, and possibly impracticable, one offered. He Would have the State Treasurer advance $1,000,000 as a relief on the bonds of 200 volunteer citizens. The people of the State who want to see the utmost promptly done for the sufferers would not criticise even this, if it were not offered as something so much easier and more constitutional than the extra session. But as a matter of fact it has the fault that the loan would not be authorized by the Constitution; that if the bonds were to be several, in place of joint, that is to say only tor $3,000 each, the State Treasurer might consider the possibilities of some of the signers becoming insolvent before the Legislature could be got together two years hence to make the loan a gift; while if the bond is a joint one it makes each signer liable for the whole amount of 1,000,000. ' The pnblic have acted nobly in their con tributions for the relief of Johnstown. It is plain to everyone that there is a feeling of deep irritation and annoyance at Governor Beaver's refusal to take the simple course of getting the Legislature together, and se curing at once a direct appropriation. If he can get his bond-loan scheme through at once, the people, even now, while not likely to see wherein it is at all better or as de sirable as a direct appropriation, will, still on account of the sufferers, bid him God speed. But if, as we fear, he is to dally with the matter, then, indeed, he will have a responsibility upon him the full extent he apparently has yet to realize. Act, Governor, act! A PERTINENT EXAMPLE. The disclosures made by the Cronin in quest in Chicago, that some hnndred thou sand dollars of the Clan-na-Gael's fund was lost in stock speculations by the custodians, affords fertile ground for some pertinent moralizing. In the first place it should suggest to con tributors to those funds, that the money which they have been raisins for the sup posed liberation of Ireland was thrown away. Intimations of this sort that the contributions of Irish men and women were used simply for the support of professional patriots, have already been 'made, and they seem to be pretty thoroughly indorsed bj this disclosure. It would puzzle even an Irish intellect to understand how Ireland can be liberated by the purchase of five thousand shares of Chicago and Northwest ern stock at 126. The other point is on the inevitably de moralizing character of gambling. "Whether these funds were wisely contributed or not, they were trust funds. If men of eminent character among the Irish have used 'the trust funds, placed, in their charge, in a Way which would have been just as useful, if they had coppered the ace or played it in a jack pot, the lesson is so obvious that it hardly needs to be specified. THE SflPEEHE C0UBT OVEBEULED. The reported decision of a United States District Judge in Missouri that the long and short haulx clause of the inter-State commerce law forbids the levying of a greater rate on the local traffic of a road, than the proportion of the through rates, which that road receives jointly with other companies, necessarily creates a consider able stir among railroadmen. If no through Tate can -be made which is lower than the sum of the local rates, it will occasion a universal revolution in railroad methods, and will do & good deal to justify the op position to the long-and-shoft-haul clause which was made by railroad men at the time of its adoption. But before accepting this decision as final, it should be remembered that the au thority of a district court is not by any means equal to that of the United States Supreme Court; and it so happens that the United States Supreme Court united with the Supreme Court of Illinois, in declaring a principle which is practically conclusive", in the exactly opposite direction from this decision; Itis"plain that' ntfder' the long-and-short-haul clause, if a through rate is. considered as a single raie, say froM TS i w YorktffOmah, tholaw simply requires cee the total through rate. If the through rate on the other hand is considered to be a group of rates levied by the different roads, the position oi the United States district judge applies. .But in the case of Wabash vs. Illinois, decided in the United States Supreme Court, both the United States Supreme Court and the Illi nois Supreme- Court held that a through rate was "one contract and one voyage," which affords a practically conclusive rule for the construction of the long-and-short-haul clause in this particular. The decision of the District Judge has al ready been made the subject of an tmtcry against the inter-State commerce law. "But before that outcry extends much further, it should be recognized that the question has already been practically decided by the United States Supreme Court, the other way. WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION. The work of the past ten or twelve days in the line of destruction presents a remark ably appalling total. Leaving out of the question the fearful total of mortality, esti mates, which of course cannot be taken as exact or official, put the losses at Johnstown at $30,000,000; those to railroads in other sections of the country at 11,250,000; and the damages at various , cities, outside qf the Johnstown district.from flood at about $13, 000,000 more. Add-to this the loss by the destruction of the town of Seattle by fire, stated to be 515,000,000, and we have a loss of nearly $60,000,000 in the period of a few days. Losses of such an immense charac ter will naturally exhaust tho snrplus pro duction of a considerable portion of the year. It is gratifying to know that a few months' production of the United States will make up such a loss as this; bnt it is also evident that very frequent repetitions of such losses would be greater than the in dustry of the country could stand. It is calculated to throw new light on an old subject to learn that the Stewart will litigation was settled because the lawyers in the case were afraid that the estate might be seriously impaired by the expenses of the suit. The danger is quite credible; but the anxiety of the lawyers over it, makes a severe draft on the public credulity. A veey unfounded fling at the manage ment of the Pittsburg relief work is made by the Chicago Times, as follows: "Money, clothing and provisions are flowing into Pittsburg fast enough. They do not appear to be flowing out of Pittsburg fast enough, however. Perhaps the Pittsburg committee has constructed another flam." Everybody who has paid any attention to the work of the Pittsburg committee knows that it has strained every power to forward all the re lief that comes into its hands at once to the Johnstown sufferers. The dam which holds back the relief has been constructed by an altogether different agency. The first Battenburg baby has already been made a Colonel of a German regiment; and the perniciously humorous American press is consequently declaring that of course it must be in the infantry service. No bettee evidence of the gratitude and good will between the sections that have aided each other in great calamities, is needed than the noble efforts of Charleston, S.' C, and Jacksonville, Fla., to repay the charity shown them when they were afflicted by4isaster. Charleston has sent a train to Johnstown loaded with clothing and pro visions for the sufferers, and Jacksonville has made a liberal contribution in propor tion to its size and wealth. Such acts are as far above the attempts of some Southern papers to make sectional points ont of the event at Johnstown,as the heavens are above the infernal regions. "Wb feel justified in expressing our belief that the universal opinion of "Western Pennsylvania concerning GovernonBeaver is a deep and abiding regret that he cannot be a candidate for re-election. KOTwrTHSTANDDio the unanimity o,f our Philadelphia cotemporaries that the Legislature is not wanted at this time, it seems pertinent to say that when the device is resorted to of taking money out of the State Treasury on the bond of private citi zens, there is a good deal of room for the opinion that It would be better to call the Legislature together and adopt the constitu tional method of appropriating the neces sary funds. If seems legitimate to remark that the alleged Christian scientists who have under taken to abolish the Christian institution of marrying in Michigan are really practicing unchristian science. Iz is interesting- to learn that Mr. John L. Sullivan pronounces tea a powerful nervous irritant and an undesirable bever age generally. "Prof. Sullivan's record is one of total abstinence from this deteriorat ing liquor; but it is understood that he will continue to pay homage to old Mononga hela whisky As the conqueror which he has learned by experience to be able to knock out any man. The latest report about the seal fisheries dispute warrants the confident belief that England and the United States will be able to settle the matter without making the fur flj. A good deal of anxiety is expressed by the organic press that Missouri's new anti trust law will smash the trusts and smash other business with it. The fact is, how ever, that if Missouri has nerve enough to enforce the law it will place business on a firm legitimate basis, and abolish the ad vantages to special classes secured by the trust device. Othee cities are claiming superiority in the amount of their contributions to the Johnstown sufferers; but no one can deny that Pittsburg got there first Thh opening of the new Baltimore and Ohio depot which took place yesterday is a marked advance on the old and dingy build ing which has done duty as a passenger station in this city for many years. The improve ment was a long time coming; but when it comes in the shape of a handsome addition to the city architecture it was all the more welcome. The bullish statement of the pipe lines if perhaps intended to prepare the publlo for a slump in the petroleum market. GEtfSKAli JOBAl. E. Eaelt is now informing public assemblages in the South, that he was a greater man than Phil Sheri dan. The whole country will unite in ap plauding the excellent judgment" shown by General Early in 6t advancing his elaim until the present day When foot-racing kern . -' . ...j.---i.i . :.?;. ii.fji -? eeeease a jwaing ueiu oi eoispeuues THE TOPICAL TALKBB. Some Facts About ilio. Extraordinary Con dition of tba Stored-, or Hay 31. One of th6 features of the Johnstown dis aster which is sure to come Into greater prom inence as the Inquiry into the causes ot the bursting of the South fork dam becomes more searching. Is the extraordinary weather for the week ending June L .The weather for several days prior to May 31 was especially remarkable upon the ridges ot the Alleghenles and through the valleys starting from the eastern slope of those mountains. .Some of the figures Of the barometric re ports have been given, and it has been the custom of everybody who desired to demon strate the adequacy of the dam under ordinary circumstances to lay stress upon the immense proportions of the rain-fall in the water shed of the South Fork lake and the streams that fed it before the disaster, but yesterday con siderably more than mere figures or broad as sertions based upon them happened to be brought to my notice by the Ber. MathewB. Riddle, of the Western Theological Seminary. V Dr. Riddle was a passenger upon the lira itedvestbound from New York on tbat awful Friday. The limited, as "will be remembered, did not get further west than Lillys, less than 20 miles east of Johnstown. It was then sent back to Altoona. .But of the train and its pas sengers there is nothing new that need be told here. Dr. Riddle tells me that the Susquehanna and the Juniata were amazingly high at the time he passed them. But he was particularly struck with the immense banks of black clouds which lay along the Blue Rideeand every other succeeding range of mountains that be encountered till the crest of the Alle ghenies had been left behind. The clouds that were so massed seemed to be motionless. .Most of the time it was raining pitchforks. What Dr. Riddle saw the reports of the signal service show to bare been the con dition of the atmosphere for more than 4S hours previous. V From what Dr. Riddle suggested, but which he wished to be understood1 is not his posi tive assertion upon a full knowledge of the facts, added to the memoranda of the signal service officers in this city, it appears to me that the following should serve to prove conclu sively tbat there were rains and storms of unpre cedented violence and under almost unparal leled conditions,on the Alleghenles to the east ward,and over afleldobIonginsbape,stretching from the Potomac near Falling Waters, W.Va., to Buffalo in the North and Albany in the East. On the 29th of May an area of barometric de pression made its appearance in the South west, and steadily moved upward and eastward until it seems to have concentrated upon the Alleghenles on May 80. It would have trav eled eastward then, but it was opposed by the high barometric condition of the atmosphere on the Atlantic coast. The winds were blow ing from the west, where a high barometer ex isted also. Thus, as it wete, there was no out let for the storms in the area of low barometer. They hung suspended over the Alleghenles and its eastern valley: principally, but lapping over sufficiently to contribute to the western watersheds of Pennsylvania's great mountain range. And while the storm clouds were piled along the mountain sides and crests by the law of nature, tho moisture was sucked in from the sea coast, where the barometer was high. Thus were caused the long-continued rains and cloudbursts which resulted in the floods on the Snsquehanna and Juniata. It should be remembered that if the South Fork dam had not broken there would have been no high water of a startling character in the Allegheny or the Conemaugb. The heaviest part of the storms fell on the eastern side of the Alleghenles, although so close to the divid ing line that the sources of snch streams as the South Fork in some instances were affected by the deluge. . V There does not appear to be full authority yet for the statement tbat the rainfall In the neighborhood of South Fork was 6 Inches on May 31. The last telegram received from the lady who furnished the Signal Service river report from Johnstown was that at 12 o'clock midday 2 inches of rain had fallen. But It is established beyond a peradrenturo tbat the rainfall on the mountains was 'extraordinary. Dr. Riddle says that the conditions which kept the area of the depression so long at a stand still almost abovo the Alleghenles and Central Pennsylvania were such as are not likely to oc cur more than once in 50 years, Ik some places the storms were of different character. At Falling Waters, W. Va., for in stance, a cyclone wind storm scooped the water of the river. In the regions in which we are now so vitally interested it was the steady downpour of rain upon the ground, already soaked beyond its capacity td absorb, that caused the trouble. Hepburn JoffiJS. , GBASPIKG THE TEBRITOEI. The Mew Salt Syndicate Is Reaching Oat for n Monopoly. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Wabsaw, N. Y June 10. Land agents working in the interests ot the proposed salt union, called the North American Salt Com pany, have commenced securing options on all desirable salt land lying adjacent to the Erie, New York Central, Rochester and Pittsburg and Delaware and Lackawanna Railroads, in Genesee add Wyoming counties. They only make offers on land which lies over salt reason ably near the surface. No attempt Is being made to gain control over the territory where eak or impure brine Is found. A good many leaseS have already been se cured. Some farmers are not decided as to what is for their best Interest, and ask for time to consider the question. No one else stands ready to take their property at the liberal prices offered, so they will undoubtedly fall in with the rest. The now move causes some ex citement among ontside owners of plants. PBS0-AL FACTS AND PANCUS, Rev. Dn. Phillips Brooks goes abroad ajain this month, and will come home by the way of Japan. " Gastok Plante, inventor of the electrical accumulator, is dead. He was a brother of M. Francois Plante, the musician. Father A. A. LAMBING, of Wllkinsburg, has arrived in Johnstown to assist Fathers Savin and Tahaneyin their arduous labors. It has been decided In -Russia tbat women may be physicians; but tbey must confine their services to children and adults of their own sex. Rosa Boniieor is another one of the famous people of the world who celebrate their seventieth birthday this year. She-'is still painting industriously. Fbanz VAX dkb StuckenwIU give a con cert of music by American composers, done by American performers, in Paris during the ex position, and hopes to hire the Tricaderofor July 1. . Henry George has made a wonderful im pression on the Britishers. The London and provincial press agree in saying that he has swayed the masses more powerfully than any man who has appealed to them from the plat form in a generation. Mr. David LAurie, of Glasgow, has refused 810,000 for the famous "Alard" Straduarius violin, but $12,500 has now been offered on be half of an American, and the matter is under consideration. The "Alard" formerly belonged to J. B. Yuillaume, the expert, who gave it to his son-in-law, M. Delpbin Alard, violin pro fessor at the Paris Conservatoire, Who sold It to Mr. Laurie. It is dated 1715. Captain RiOio, whd recently died at Grand Isle, La., is Said to have been the last survivor of Lafitte's famous band of pirates. He was the oldest inhabitant of the island, having lived there from the time the band was dis persed. In his early days he participated In most of Lafitte's raids, but when the band was broken up todk to cultivating oranges and Other fruits, and made a snug little fortune. Sin. BraM-auqh'S motion to abolish per petual pensions has shown up the peculiar history of one of them. On the list is a small pension standing to the credit of a Scottish peer for the fulfillment ofaBlnecttre office. For two generations not a penny has gone into the family coffers. This peer's grandfather, being in need ot ready money, sold the pension to a Portsmouth money-lender, whose heirs "and assigns draw It to this day. ' N. S, Wood at Karris' Theater. Although "The Boy Detective," in the title role of which N, S. Wood has appeared over 3,000 times, has been swo scorn of times in this city, two large audiences applauded the gallant hero at Harw Tbeater yesterday. Mr. Wood M as manly a yonbg f ellonr as ever, and his comv pany on W present vWt Is a carefully selected fill iinmrtitnnf nnn tThft Bov DetMMra" ttU ,to gives iiwiweE,a"iBe sey "- r-i:-::." - .. ..... . ..a r n. DEMOCRACY OP DISASTER. Reflections, br a Well-Known Gentleman, on Barrleri Flooded Awur. To the Kdltor or The Dispatch: Two hundred of us, more or less, found our selves between Friday and Sunday mornings, May 31, June 2, caught and caged in the mount ain town ot Altoona, nearly 250 miles from Philadelphia and 120 miles from Pittsburg, on the Pennsylvania Railroad. To all of us It was a sudden and surprising, and to many a terrible arrest of their persons and plans. SFirst came those on Friday morning's "lim ited'' from the East, turned back from Cresson by news of a land-slide further on, deplored at the time, but a disappointment which tidings of the late destruction at Johnstown turned to profound thankfulness. Then came those by the afternoon "limited," also from the East, stopped at Altoona by explicit orders that no trains should bo moved east or west till further notice. Uow little could trainmasters or pas sengers have imagined how long it would be before that further notice would be given! How long not the most skillfdl engineer or con ductor can yet telL About 9 In the evening came the "Fast Line" from the East, after which telegraph poles and bridges (some of the latter but a lew minutes only after the passing of the trains) sunk with their poles and piers Into the undermining floods of the swollen Juniata. Saturday morning, and for days after. Came little companies of those coming East from Pittsburg on the "limited" and the two sections of the day express, who bad mercifully escaped the terrible ingulfing of the South Fork deluge; each with his or her tale, all alike in danger, terror and deliverance; but each unlike the other in its details. All was heard with a quick and tender sympathy thatfrequent repetition made only the more tender and earnest. Introduc tions were either not needed, or were most slender and Informal. Acquaintances wero made in an hour, and In some instances ripened into a heartfelt interest and affection which, nnder ordinary conditions, it would have taken weeks or even months to iot-m. None thought of asking of another's station or circumstances in life, whether capitalist or laborer, unedu cated or educated, poor or rich, professional raan or layman. A common peril and loss and a common deliverance softened all hearts and melted all the customary barriers to freest human intercourse. Is it so, that our heaven-born Christianity must find in some terrible common disaster only the speediest realization of its own ideal of a common brotherhood and of an earnest mutual sympathy? Must it be, alasl that tho melted barriers snail be instantly rebuilt as strong and high as ever, so soon as the dreadful suffering and danger shall cease to be vividly remembered? If so, then this most sorrowful of our late human tragedies will have failed to teach us its most importdnt and Christ-like lesson. Addison Ballabs. Ingram, Pa., June 10. PASTED 0YE A WEEK. A Canary Found Alive In Its Case Amid the Rains. frBOM A STAFF COMIESPOSDBNT.I Johnstown, Jane 10. Sunday noon a mem ber of the Beaver Falls relief corps, at work in the rums of a bouse on Main street, found a bird cage containing a live canary. The wires of thd cage were Out little bent, although it was discovered under atleast five feet of timber and rubbish. When found the little creature was lying on the back ot the cage apparently dead, bnt in a tew moments, greatly to the sur prise of the rescuer, it came to. A dish of water and some cracker crumbs were hastily found, Which the bird devoured with great relish, after which It hopped and chirped aronnd the cage. To all appearances It was no worse for its experience. The seed and water dishes were iboth empty when found, and it Is highly probable tbat the bird bad neither food nor water during its long imprisonment. It is now at the camp of the relief corps. Morton. THE CRANK A TRUE PROPHET. A Man Who Predicted Years Ago That the Dam Would Break. VFBOM A STATT COHBESPONnEJTT.l Johnstown, Jane 10. A few years ago a man in Johnstown, called a crank, opposed the construction of the Pennsylvania viaduct. He predicted that in case of floods the obstruction would be the cause of a great loss of life. He even went so far as to bring suit against tho road before a justice of the peace, who was lost in the flood. The suit was Ignored, bnt the prediction the crank made at tbat time has become history. If the world were full of such long-beaded f glows humanity -might fare better. Israel. A SINGULAR DISCOTERT. A Book Containing Language Tbat Seems Prophetic, Found Amonfc tho Bntns. tFEOM A STAFF COHKERPONDENT.l Johnstown. Jane 10. A peculiar and Strangely interesting incident in connection With the flood was noticed to-day at the ruins of the Methodist parsonage. A visitor picked up a book which "had been washed from the library shelves and torn In two by the angry waves. It proved to be the last half ot a history ot Grenada, and on the top of the first page occurred these lines: "To his teet, and he looked back and saw the houses falling in every direction and in a mo ment the town was in ruins." A noticeable coincidence-, to say the least. Morton. PENSIONS OP DEAD VICTIMS. Private Dnlzcll Write nn Open Letter of Instruction. Johnstown, June 10. Private Dalsell has written to the Associated Press. He says that widows and orphans whose hnsbands and fathers were drawing pensions on the date of the great calamity are entitled to the accrued Sensions dne the soldier at the time of' his eath and no longer. This also applies to those whose pension claims were pending. He further suggests that all the insurance companies sbonld publish a list of the persons having policies in their companies in the flooded districts, because in many cases the policies are lost the elks raising honey. A Fond to be Collected for Sufferers at Seattle nnd Johnstown. Washington, June 10. Dr. Hamilton E. Loach, Exalted Grand Ruler of the a P. Order of Elks, has issued 'the following notice: To All Lodges B. P. O. Elkst In view of the great calamity that his befallen our countrymen and brothers, I hope each lodge will raise n subscription, to be made a consolidated fund for tnc rcuei oi our orotueri or Seattle as well as Johnstown. All moneys can be forwarded to me and properly receipted tor. Hamilton K l ir. leach, e. G. b. A CALL FROM LOOK HAYEN. Money Needed nt Once to Clean the City and Prevent Sickness. I Lock HAVEN, June 10.-At a meeting of citi zens held to-day a resolution was adopted re questing that the following be given to the Associated Press: To the People of the United States: This city has been devastated by thereeentgreat flood, and Immediate assistance Is needed. Our Streets, alleys and homes are in, a frightful con dition, and mouey 1 needed at once to save us from enldeinic We are recoiTln a generous tup- Sly of provisions, .nt Lock Haven alone is not the niy place to he supplied from these. Many people In the nearby small towns have lost neatly every thing they bad, and are dependent upon us for money and provialoas. ' We need disinfectants badly, and money with wblch to hire teams and men from a, distance to help clean our streets and cellars. There was not a square Inch of land within the corporate limits or the city proper that was not submerged, and when the water subsided it left a layer of mnd and filth which, under the strong sun of to-day, creates a stench that Is almost unbearable. The contents or vaults and cesspools are In cellars In our main thoroughfares, and nothing will save us from a frightful epidemic unless help comes promptly and generously. ESTHER ALL BROKEN DP. the Bcnntlfol Colored Queen, In Two Per sons, Growa Jealons. AS to .Eiiicr, the beautiful though somewhat dusky Pittsburg queen, she is in trodble. Both of her, so to speak, feel Jealous. ''Esther" (the cantata) was most favorably given in Avery Mission Church nearly two months ago, Uder the direction of that cultivated musi cian, Mrs. H. T. Ncale, and by the colored choirs of Aery and Brown chacels. On the strength of the notice that fine performance was accorded by The DisPATCif, another col ored cantata company has advertised to pro duce "Esther" arthe Bijou to-night( with the, -original Miss Kate Kelly In the title role, bnt without Mrs. Keale's trained company of Still, tbey advertise it as the company tbat waS"so highly iompllmented . in Tns-piTis 8080 Di spa ten of April 21" HeseetM nttier Fklhtr'&nA her friends feel badly. aiM 'say tbat ill this iS dene to hanppwthem in tteir MMdction of the cantata at Ltfttfty Hall, t Xnayinttreafty eyefliBi, ana at .ntwrj nan) fefi;thsfe.--TMtwrtiful.n DEPENDING TIEYERNOB, A Correspondent Who Thinks Be and the Water Are Jut Right. To the Editor of The Dispatch: A qnestlon for the hour: Wonldit n6tbe advisable to take a calm view of the situation as it now is, and instead of appealing to men's prejudices and fears, make a plain statement of facts, and then to try and find the best way out of a bad situation? Now, is it best to abnse Governor Beaver for not calling a special session of the Legislature to do what by an express provision of the Con stitution it -cannot dot Bee article 3, sec tion 18. "No appropriations, except" for pensions or gratuities for military services, shall be lpade for charitable, educational or benevolent pur poses to any person or community." The State does not. and cannot, undertake to make pood the losses snstalned by individ uals or communities by floods, earthquake, hurricanes or fires. This fact is so patent that it needs no argument. 1 But because the State cannot, as a State, come to the relief of the suffering, it does not follow that they cannot be assisted by .indi viduals and societies. Of course, the State,. to a limited extent, has control over sanitary matters; bnt is the sanitary condition of the river such as to warrant the Governor in call ing a special session of the Legislature? I think, if we take time to examine the situa tion, we cannot help coming to the conclusion that, as far as the water in the river Is con cnfnedvltisinabetter condition that before the rise. We all know that the drainage of all the cities and towns on the Allegheny and tributaries is directly Into the river. When the great rush of water came all of the accumula tions of weeks would be swept Into tho river and pass down stream, and are now well on the way to the gulf, leaving the water that is now coming down comparatively pure. Not more than 2 per cent of the water in the Allegheny comes from tho Conemaugb. That stream has been patroled by hundreds of people searching for dead bodies, and if any remained in the channel tbey would hare been f onnd be fore this time. All of the bodies that remain have lodged outside of the channel of the stream, and are covered by the debris or sand, and can be found, if located, when they will affect the water. All of the-wreckage that can be burned should be bnrned at once. It cannot injure the dead, and ongbt not to outrage the feelings of the living. One live man is better than a hun dred dead ones, and to move all of the wreck age by overhauling and taking it out piece by piece will certainly cause several deaths. We do not hesitate to dig tbrongh or build over a cemetery when the public good, or even private gain, seems to require it. Then why should we hesitate in this case, when the pub lic health seems to demand M Let that part of the business be disposed of as soon as possi ble, and apply the contributions of a generous pnblic to the relief of the people, and providing shelter for them until such time as they can get td work and provide for themselves. Allegheny, June 10. Festina Ledte. A HEROIC SCHOOLUA'AM. The Life-Saving Success ofDllss Love, a Johnstown Teacher. To the Editor of The Dispatch! The disaster at our place has brought many a noble heart to the front. Among the heroes and heroines I would place the name of one of the Johnstown teachers, who, after getting to a garret and finding herself beyond the reach of the water, set to the work of saving others, and succeeded in getting in 18 or 20 souls, all of which are well. Not satisfied with this she gave away every article of clothing she had on, except a dress, and, when rebuked for it, saia: "I will keep myself warm by keeping con stantly In motion.'' After getting out of ber prison honse, this brave woman offered her services to the physi cians, and was stationed in the Bedford Street Hospital, and stuck to her post until compelled to leave from exhaustion. She belonged to no class of nurses, but her kind words and tender touch will never be forgotten. When she bade us good-by she said: "I would not go now, but there are so many here that know more than I do." God bless herl She Was there In the tonghesttlme. . Please publish this, for if any one deserves special mention it is Miss Love, a Johnstown teacher. a Hospital Inmate. Johnstown, June 10. THEY QUIT CONTRIBUTING. Citizens of Cambridge, Pa., Take Governor Beaver'a Adrlce, and Walt. To thft Editor of The Dlspatcn: The citizens of this place (Cambridge) in tended to send you quite a sum of money for 'the Johnstown people. We see In the morning paper, though, that Mayor Grant, of New York, has telegraphed Beaver to draw' on him for 130,000, and Beaver answers to the Mayor, stating to leave the money where It was, as they did not need it just now. That being the case, we have refused to collect any contributions until such time as tho Johns town people may need it, But, judging from the tone of Beaver's answers to telegrams, Johnstown must be well supplied. Frank Mates. Cambridge, Pa., June 10. AFTER THE RAILROADS Now Castle Snlls Into Obnoxious Tracts In Very Lively Style. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. New Castle, June 10. Some time ago the City Council of New Castle instructedlCity En gineer Miller to remove all railroad tracks crossing South Jefferson street not authorized by the Councils. The Western New York and Philadelphia road has long occupied this street and the City Engineer could discover no ordinance that authorized It to do so. This road had three tracks crossing this street be sides themain line track of the road. Engi neer Miller, with Street Commissioner Norris, the city police force and a gang of 30 laborers, proceeded to the point in dispute and before the officials of the road had time to raise any objection tore Up one track. This track is known as the engine house track, and at the time there were three engines and a passenger train standing on it at a point a few feet from where the city officials were at work. This shut the W. N. Y. & P. cars and engines from the main line. The other two tracks were soon torn up. The sec ond track torn up is the one used by the Pitts burg and Western Railroad to get to Its depot in this city, and this road was obliged to get the malls and let off passengers a half mile f torn its depot all day. It was about 3 o'clock this aft ernoon before the.W. N. Y. A P. got its engines oil the siding and at work. Passenger traffic was not interfered with, as the trains ran from Oil City and backed up again. Roadmaster McGulre, of the western New York and Pennsylvania road, endeavored to tear away the obstructions placed on the track by the officials, but was notified by the Chief of Police that he would be arrested, ana he desisted. When the City Engineer went to tear up the tracks of the Pittsburg and Lake Erie road George Tenner, manager ot Oliver Brothers' large furnace in this city, notified him that he would hold the city responsible for the loss should the furnace chill by reason of being cut off from its means of getting stock. The Engineer said he would give the Pittsburg and Lake Erie time to prepare for the inevit able. The Pittsburg and Western is in bad shape, as it has no track of its own into the Union depot and the ono nsed by It is torn up, with no prospect of the damage being repaired. PALACB CAR TOURISTS. A Wealthy Party That 17ns Just Covered All of America. Special Teiersm to The Dispatch. New YOrk, June la-Dr. Seward Webb's tour of 20,000 mlles'in palace cars is drawing to a close. Dr. Webb, his wife and three children, his brother, Mr. Frank 'Webb, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Puraj1. Mr. Julian Kean. Mr. George Bird, Dr. James W. McLaue, their maids and valets, numbering 10 in all, make up the patty. The four magnificent cars in which the journey Is being made are now, in coming East on tho Canadian Pacific from Vancouver, destined to Shelbourne."W.TM where Dr. Webb has his summer residence. They have traversed some thing like 20,000 miles since April 6. wbcii they left the Grand Central depot for Niagara Falls, the first point of interest on their route. From this point tbey passed no Interesting place unnoticed In the United States, British America or Alaska. By living in their train, stopping but a short time at resting places and visiting rapidly all the most, delightful attrac tions, they have traversed this almost Incred ible distance In so few weeks. At the time of starting It was arranged to include El Paso. Vera Cruz and the City of Mexico In the list of places to be Visited, but. Owing to the extreme warm weather, the route' was changed, and, in stead of going South, after having cowed the United 8tates, they turn In opposite direction and visited Alaska, Bank Papers and Record Safe. Washington June 10. The Controller of the Currency has received a letter from Na- MenftiBank Exaalner Pleree. saying that toe debris has.been removed from the-FlrstNa- i .. 1 "t.j.1. 4 t1..h4. Ta avr4 wartlf. h arid safe .obened and oxatBinei, showing that ... r v. !.. . !. -. a. .kJm . ine-isnas aea aewniHi,! nwa, inwui nun Mm3LnMimM mmmwjkk HFW YORK NEWS BOTES. A New Place of Amusement. CXZW TOKE BUSXAU SPECIALS. .New Yoek. June 10. The cornerstone, of the new West End Theater in Harlem was laid this afternoon by Tommle Russell, the "Little Lord Fanntleroy" of the last theatrical season. It will be built after the Byzantine style of. architecture. A big square Moorish tower will adorn the main corner of the building. The seats will be arranged according to a new plan, which will afford to everyone an unobstructed vie w of the stage. Ah elevator in tho tower, will lift the persons from the ground floor to the roof garden between the acts. Hewitt la Not Mayor Yet. The German flag was hung out over the City Hall this morning, because to-day is Pflngst Monday, and Mayor Grant wishes to catch the German vote. AH the German societies of the city have celebrated the day by going Into the country. The Beetb oven Msnnerchor went to Washington yesterday, so that they could sing in front of tho White House this afternoon. Two other societies have gone to the Lehigh valley. Almost every picnic park pavilion and dance hall on Manhattan Island have been en gaged for German balls and banquets this evening. Fuller' Tnle of Woe. In the electric sugar trial to-day Lawson Si. Fuller began to tell how William E. Howard and Professor Friend bad induced him to in vest"j6.500 in electric sugar stock. Mr. Fuller got very near to Prof. Friend's secret, he thought, before he gave up his 18,500. The Professor took him to the Brooklyn refinery and showed him a big box called "Jumbo," and. said to contain machinery which could refine 20,000 barrels of sugar dally. Once Mr. Fuller and a friend heard Prof. Friend refine sugar behind a curtain beforewhlchtbeystood. After considerable fussing, he bronght them some clean, white sugar. They all went behind the curtain then and found everything neat and clean. Mr. Fuller's friend asked where the dirt from the unrefined sngar was. Prof. Friend got into such a temper over this ques tion that no one dared to press it Why They Were Suspended. Twelve girls between the ages of 16 and 18 re turned to Brooklyn Grammar School, No. 2S, from Inncbeon last Friday with cigarettes be tween their lips. They threw away their stubs' and disappeared within the building. Tbey didn't stay long, however. Principal Tuthill sent them home with notices to their parents ' that they were suspended for smoking cigar ettes. The girls explained that they smoked because one of them had "stumped" the others to do it. This explanation satisfied the par ents, but not the principal, Tutbill. The relatives of the girls made it so hot for him, however, that he reinstated In school to-day every one of the guilty dozen. All About a Clieok. Policeman John A. Bromily, of theTremont squad, took his vacation last week. On Wednesday he was in, Duffy's Hotel, at Ford ham, when Contractor James A. Leeson asked Mr. Duffy to cash a check for $147. Mr. Dnffy could not accommodate him. Bromily grabbed tho check and said tbat he'd get it cashed. He went out and Mr. Leeson was a good deal wor ried, bnt Mr. Duffy assured him that Bromily was honest. Mr. Bromily did not return, and Mr. Leeson compained at the Tremont Station honse. Inspector Conlin heard that Bromily was at the races at Jerome Park. He went there, bnt didn't find Bromily. Bromily's vaca tion was up on Saturday at 6 P. is. He didn't report for duty, and on Sunday he was arrested at hit borne InPetbam avenue on a charge of grand larceny. He said that he got the checs cashed at John Inner" s, in Tremont, and spent the money. He was held In $1,500 at the Mor risani Police Court this morning. Captain Stephenson advised Bromily to resign. He refused, saying that the board couldn't break him. A charge ot being absent from roll call "and duty for 12 hours has been preferred against him to the Commissioners. A Tough Yarn. After the ambulance had brought tough young Thomas Burns, who had been shot by his old enemyrJames Poole, on Mott street, Sunday evening, to St. Vincent's Hospital, and after the doctors had found that the wonnd in Burns neck was slight and had dressed It, Burns got up, put on his clothes and cleared out. First he went around to the Mulberry street station house, and told the officers they needn't bother hunting for Poole. "I ain't agoln' to die," he said, "and I'll look after flndin' him myself and tend to all the biz, see?" Burns had bandages around his neck, and as he walked down to Mott and Hester streets he was a bigger man than he had been for many a day. He hasn't had any regular work of late, and it's only a few weeks since he was in a row with a fellow named Doyle, who cut a slice from his thigh. To-day jU the Tombs Poole was held in S1,SC0 ball for snapping his pistol at Policeman Donovan, who chased him after he had shot Burns. Poole could not be held for shootihg Burns because Burns was not there to make complaint. The police having let Burns go, now went to work to catch him again for a witness. Poole says be shot Burns in self-defense. Burns called him names and appeared to be getting out a knife, "I pulled out my gun." relates Poole, "but while I was jerking it ont it fell to the street. There It lay for both of us. Whichever could get it first was goin' to use it He jumped for it; so did I, but 1 got there. He was goin' to do me If he could, and I couldn't do anything else than de fend myself." Here, Too. From the Baltimore American. In Australia the baseball clubs are multiply lng at the rate of one in a week. In Baltimore, we think it astonishing progress when we've won In a month. TRI-STATE TRIFLES. Camaln John Weiss, who lives on an Island in fie Susquehanna river at Shenk's Ferry, says when the water rose during the flood hundreds of rats, mice, minks and other animals crowded around his bouse in the center of the island. A12-TEAE-OLD boy at Fleetwood threw a hatchet at a lady who had rebuked blm for trying to rob a bird's nest. The hatchet struck Isaac, the 6-year-old son of William Schlegel,' fracturing his skull and inflicting a probably fatal injury. A West Chester tailor has tnade a mammoth pair of trousers for a Fhoentxville customer. The garment is 54K Inches around the waist, and twice, the width of an ordinary man's trousers in the legs. The owner belongs to a family of seven, whose aggregate weight is oven 2,100 pounds, he weighing himself 323 pounds. At a pnblic safe atShanesville, Berks connjy, a gold watch 00 years old was sold. A. MAN In Hancock county, Ohio, fells the following story: Last year a robin, in building its nost, used, among mud and other matter, a twig from a wild rose hush. The twig took root In the mud, and watered by the rains dur ing the summer developed into a small rose bush. The pest still ernalns Id the apple tree fir which It was built, and this year the bush bears six beautiful roses. Chester has a demented man whd Is thrown into a painful state of nervous excitement at the sight of a cade. A Mh. Bubke. who lives near Morgantown, W. Va., lost a roll of bills amounting to $20 last Wednesday which he recovered in a very cari ous way. Mr. Bnrke lives about four miles from town, and drives in twice a week to shop. On arriving home Saturday evening he pro ceeded to attend to hia horse. He commenced by cleaning the hoofs, and there, to his great surprise, ho found the roll, which he had evi dently dropped from his wagon on the previous journey. A Reabiso Law and Order detective spotted an offending saloon keeper from the heights of a neighboring pear tree. He looked down in the rear window of the saloon and witnessed the illegal sale of drinks. , Joseph BEEKEit, of Trumbull county, Ohio, tried to light a clgaretf the other day. bnt ex perienced great difficulty in making it draw. Feeling fiomethisff hsrfl,he broke the cigarette open and f oiind it to eentaia a setting of a ring. which be supposed had accidentally dropped from the finger of the yoang lady who rollid it. Tbesteaowas&'tftwttitae, bat Mr. Seeker vat- oes it as a wsMewty: ihm M sew wewriM x f r a .. .L. ? -.. .L - ")v . r CUJU0U3 C05DESSATMS. Of the 334 inmates in the Fulton, Mo., insane asylum but ono Is a woman. Some engineers are planning an aerial railway, by which they propose to connect two Of the peaks of MountrPilatus with wire ropes about 2,000 feet long, and to send tourists from summit to summit In cars sliding along tho wires. While Mrs. Madman,, of laurel Hill, L.1, was purchasing flowers In a store a pass ing locomotive caused a heavy stone to be hurled from the track. It struck her on tha head, making a big gash and rendering her un conscious. James Edwin Yardeman, who died last week near Sparta, Ga., couldTrepeat the names of all the Senators and Representatives in Con gress from the beginning of the Government, Yet all this never brongbt him atf engagement In a dime museum and wasn't worth a dollar to him. A. Tennille, Ga., gentleman caught a number of fish and threw them, with an eel, on the grass. Later he prepared to string them, butf onnd tbat the eel had run his tan through the gill of each fish andtied the end Into a hard knot, thus converting itself into a genuine fisa string. Mr. Parish, of Berrien county, Georgia, is doubtless the youngest Sheriff in the State. When elected he had to wait three months to become of age before ho could bo sworn into office. He is now confronted with the difficult problem of Jake Young; the murderer, and how to arrest him. Here is a pretty stiff story about an En glish sparrow: A Boston small boy recently gave some sparrows a very bard cracker, on which they could make no impression. After picking at it in vain for awhile, one of the spar rows took the crackerln his bill, and flying with It to the horse car track, carefully laid it on a rail. Then all the sparrows waited until a car came along and crushed it, when they flew to the spot In great glee and ate the pieces. A, man down in Atlanta, Ga., carries two Irish potatoes with him all the time. Ha has a reason for it, too, and here it is in his own language: "Irish potatoes carried in the pock ets enra kidney tronbles and relieve rheuma tism. I did not believe it until an old gentle man at Marietta Insisted on my trying the remedy, and I have f onnd it most efficacious. It relieved me of lumbago, anil I carry one In each pocket now as a preventive." A simple stove for warming rooms by means of solar heat has been contrived by Prof. E. S. Morse. It consists ot a shallow box; hav ing a bottom of corrugated iron and a glass top. This device is placed outside the building, where the sun can shine directly into it. The rays pass through the glass and are absorbed by tho metal, heating it tu a high temperature and warming the air of the box. The air. which on sunny days rises to 90 Farenhi.it, Is conveyed Into the room to be heated. The number of building societies in England and Wales is, according to a recent report, about 911, having a membership of over 320,OCOantfashare capital of $94,311,690. The receipts for one year were over $80,000,000, and the societies held securities valued at $150,000, 000. In Scotland the societies are reported to have a membership of over 11,000, with a share list valued at over $1,043,000. while they held securities to the value of 6,34,105. In Ireland such societies have made less progress, and a membership of only 0,533 is reported. The latest thing in fashions for men in Englandls known as the American shonlder. It consists of a coat padded at the shoulders in a manner quite unlqne. Pieces of lead of quite an imposing size are employed in the process, and when the dude is properly "fixed up" be appears with a sort of epaulet arrange ment calculated to transfix the gaze of tjielesi enlightened observer. The "American shoul der" is only just coming into vogue, but it was decidedly conspicuous In Piccadilly, Lon don, last Sunday afternoon. A London tailor says that ho is putting 12 ounces of lead into some of his "padding." M. Topinard has been making a statis tical inquiry into the colors of the eyes and hair in France, and from his 180,000 observa tions he deduces many interesting results, one of the most curious being that where the race is formed of a mixture of blondes and brunettes the hereditary blood colonng comes out in the eyes, and the brunette element re appears in the hair. To this tendency prob ably Is to be attributed the rarity of a combina. tion of light hair with dark eyes. Several ob servers have asserted tbat the American people, who are pre-eminently a mixed race, arebecommg a dark-haired and blue-eyed na tion, and if this be true, such a development must ba owing to the working of the law form ulated by M. Topinard. Btchard Chandler, a prominent ana wealthy resident of the town ot Irving, a fen miles south ot Black River Falls, Wis., is or the verge of the grave, as the result of an af fliction that has puzzled the doctors and which stands unique In the records of medical history. For several years Chandler's mouth has been gradually growing together, until now the ori fice is only about the size of a small marble. All efforts to check the strange growth have been unavailing. Chandler is now unable to take sufficient nourishment to satisfy the de mands of his system. It is proposed to cnt bis mouth open and prevent its further closing by attlilclal means, but the patient says his afflic tion is a forewarning ot his approaching disso lution, and will not allow his physician to oper ate on him. The whale, which belongs io the mam malia, no doubt holds the palm for thickness of skin. At some parts of the body the skints only two inches thick, but in many places iti pelt Is fully two feet in thickness. Tbe skin of the whale is the substance usually known as blubber, and in a large specimen will weigh al together more than 20 tons. The distinction of being tbe thickest-skinned quadruped belongs to tbe Indian rhinoceros, whose hide has a knotty or granulated surface, and is so impene trable as to resist the claws of the lion or tiger, the sword, or the balls of the old-fashioned musket. So stiff and bard Is this skin tbat wero it not divided by creases or folds the ani mal imprisoned in its armour could scarcely move. It is manufactured Into leather of great strength ana durability, and targets and shields are made of It that are absolutely proof against aarts cr sword strokes. The skin of tho hippopotamus runs that ot tbe rhinoceros Very closely as regards thickness; When dried It is also used for shields, which are highly prized by the natives. MEANT TO BK FUNNY. Plenty of sleep is conducive to beauty, ven a garment looks worn when It loses IU np, JHngutmton Republican, It is considered a pretty serious charge to bring against a woman to say that she means all she says. Xoclititer Exprut. , The naval gun plant at Washington is growing so hlcely that it will soon begin to put ont a few spring hoots. A'altimor Aratrietm. Electricity had made but little headway at the time of the flood. What Noah most needed, and could hot getwas an arc motor.--.Vu Orltanf. Picayunt. The principal features of corrupt' legisla tive assemblies are ayes and noes. These features enable them first to scent Jobs and then to wink atjtheni.-ffa.tffflore American. Stranger in the courtroom What time have yon got, please? .Prisoner, at counielor'4 table I can tell yoa better after the tnal.-oiton Uaiettt. Nickelby That's a strange pair of iztii you have there. I suppose th;y arc of the ambus cade kind- Grocer-Ambuscade? What Is thatT Nlcelby-WhyF that lie In weight, as It wete. Lawtnce American. A young lady In Indiana 'yawned hey mouth so wide open recently tbat she dislocated her Jaw. Home man who had seen better days bad her In a corner and was commencing again to tell her how things were before the yt&r.Stw Orleans Picayune. Pardonable Ignorance Stranger (lo po liceman) Are there any public drinking placet in this prt or the City? Policeman '(with alacritr) Henty of them. O'FrencU's place Is Just around the comer- Hike Schnltzget's sample room is three doors west. Wash CornwaiUa1 saloon Is in the basement across tbe street, and Stranger You have misunderstood my ques tion. 1 was not lnq olrlig for saloons, but public fountains, where a thirsty man can get a drink of cold water. Policeman (apathttlcally)-I don't know of say. I 've only been three weeks on this bat-CAta0 rrrffrun. A WOlIAS'S BASqS'.' Heir manner was so pensive" So sober was her air. That 1 began to wonder What grief she had to bear. Bhe was not dressed In mouralnfr, But in the latest style. 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