Ji.SSS&&fcSW- ' O&fWB 4. EHE PITTSBURG- DISFATC WEDNESDAY, 'JONE 5 1889. t- : -Hi kfse" r El . LATEST AND FULLEST ACCOUNTS or the Jnhnstnwn DieaatGr Will bo found In this and the following issues of The Pittsburg Dispatch, Which has a corps of staff correspondents and mists located at the scene. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, ISL Vol. 44, J. 0.118. EntereOalPittstmrgFostomce, November 11, 1SS7, u second-class matter. Business Office 97 and Q9FlfthAvenue. News Booms and Publishing House75, 77 and 79 BiamondStreet Average net circulation of the daily edi tion of The Dispatch for six months ending June 1.1SS9. 27,824 Copies per Issue. Average net clrcnlatlon of the Sunday cdl lion of The Dispatch for Slay, 1SS9, 47,468 Copies per Issue. TEEMS OF TOE DISPATCH. rosTAGE rnxjc in the ukited states. DATLT DISPATCH. One Year t 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One .Month TO Daily Dispatch, including bunday, one year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter.... 2 50 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, one month SO EKTDAT Dispatch, oneyear. ISO Weekly Dispatch, oneyear 1 13 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at JScents per week, orlncludlngtheSundayedition, at 20 cents per week. P1TTSBOEG. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, 18S9L THE SITUATION AT JOHNSTOWN. Yesterday brought forth no especially new features in the situation at Johnstown, where the work of relieving the living and burying the dead is going forward slowly but steadily. Somewhat tardily the State authorities hare recognized the need of an armed force to keep order, which was clearly perceived by others two days ago; and the fourteenth Begiment will be on duty there to-day. The contributions for relief still continue to come in with the freest liberality from all quarters. The danger of suffering from want of food is thoroughly averted. The work is now to prevent the growth of an epidemic from the debris and offal of the disaster. But back of all this is the fearful showing made by the tally ot 3,600 bodies recovered so far and an indefinite number still to hear from. A NECESSABY WOES. The question of the water supply of the two cities, as it may be affected by the Johnstown disaster, is recognized every where as a vital one. One feature in con nection with it deserves the attention of the "Water Department. It Is necessary, apparently, that the water as it comes duw.t the river shall be pumped Jate the reservoirs. With a system of - storage reservoirs, the city might be carried past the period of danger from impure water by an accumulated supply without pumping any of the bad water. That being impossi ble, the public must protect themselves by boiling and filtering, and the need for wash ing will necessitate further pumping. But so soon as the danger is past and the purity of the water coming down the Alle gheny assured, the "Water Bureau should have its force prepared to give every reser voir a thorough cleaning. The possible ac cumulations of filth should be thoroughly removed at the earliest practicable moment, and the system be thoroughly purified as soon as it is apparent that it will stay pure. It is to be presumed that the authorities will be prepared to do this work promptly. Until then the greatest care should be ob served in the use of the city water. NOT UNPAED0NABLE. The complaints which are made in some quarters of the bearing of the people of Johnstown toward the people who have gone there to do relief work, are hardly justified under the circumstances. It is not quite reasonable to expect people who have j been overwhelmed by such a shock to pre serve the exact bearing required by inter municipal comity. Especially when these people are zealously guarding the ruins of their homes and the bodies of their dead against marauders, and have been plagued by sightseers, it is necessary to pardon tbem if they do not always distinguish accu rately between relief workers and the ob noxious classes. Pittsburg will go right ahead with the good work and rely on the future lor the appreciation of these efforts. A DILEMMA AT BEST. One of the least satisfactory features of the present administration is the exclusive ""control by ex-Senator Mahone of the Fed eral patronage in Virginia. This has re cently been brought prominently before the public attention by the visit of a delegation of Virginia Bepublicans to the President in order to protest against the small re adjusters' continued power in the control of the Bepublican machine in the Old Dominion. As the Bepublican party of Virginia is useful for nothing but holding offices, it seems like rank injnstice to shut that field of utility to all but the supporters of Mahone. Secretary Blaine is reported to be op posed to the predominance of Mahoneism in the administration at present; but it must be remembered that he was largely re sponsible for the original acceptance of JIahone by toe Bepublican administration in 1881. It was a sour dose to thinking Be v publicans to have that representative of a dishonest financial policy forced upon them when he was successful in the control of his own State. Now that he has no power in Virginia, and only represents the de feated cause of repudiation and spoils pol itics, it is even more discreditable to make him the agent of the administration in the distribution of patronage. Still between Mahone on the one side and Biddleberger on the other it is no more than fair to recognize that a Bepublican ad ministration, disposed to dictate in the distribution of patronage, would be on the horns of a dilemma. i ' - LONDON'S UNSOLVED MYSTEBY. Once again Londonls plunged into a fit of excitement over an atrocity following so gclosclyon the lines of those committed by Wackthe Eipper" as to lead to the suppo- Wlje Bffirafrfr. -. j sitiou that he has resumed his butchery. "Whether it is the original fiend who has again startled London on this occasion, or some imitator, the effect, all the same, will be to raise comment in every quarter on the inability of the police to track and capture the scoundrel or maniac who committed the crimes of last year. When excitement was at its height over the murders of August and October a story was pnblished that a Malay sailor was probably the guilty party. It attracted wide attention, because of the circumstan tiality of the acconnt; though, nothing be ing given to fix the identity, that, like the other theories, was in time forgotten. It is notable, however, that a prediction was made in connection with the sailor theory that a recurrence of such tragedies might be looked for about the time needed for the criminal to make some distant voyage and return. This story made a deep impression at the time and its effects were only dissi pated by the bulletins purporting to be written by the "Bipper," which were such as the ordinary Malay sailor would hardly use. The newly reported affair, verifying to some extent the prediction tacked onto the story of the Malay as to the probable fresh outbreak, will doubtless set the London de tectives back to that traft, however much the "Bipper" bulletins seem to discredit it THEEE WAS NO WATTING. At a Cabinet meeting yesterday the na tional authorities at Washington, after council with Governor Beaver, took some steps toward the relief of Johnstown. The interest shown and the promptness of the President are in gratifyingcontrast with the previous slowness of Pennsylvania's Governor in grasping the responsibilities of the situation. That, indeed, has been mat ter of comment The executive of our sister State, Ohio, who, immediately on hearing of the disaster, shipped tents to Johnstown, was far quicker than Governor Beaver. However, with so much sorrow abounding, the people are not in a mood for sharp criticism. The people themselves, all over the broad land, have not waited for the slow machinery of official action to relieve the suffering. They have been before their Governors and their Presidents, not in thinking merely, but in efficient action. Pittsburg's noble answer to the first dread messages from Johnstown is the grandest incident in the history of this city. Before the noise of the rushing waters had yet died away, Pitts burg's men and Pittsburg's relief trains were on the ground. Hearts, hands and parses were placed at the service of the sufferers with such prompt energy and pro fusion that it is doubtful if even the organi zation of the national or State Governments could, for the time being, have done better from their resources. But. while it was peculiarly the privilege of Pittsburg to care for the afflicted, and while her spirit will not relax, but rather grow more intense until everything that can be done shall have been done, it is also consoling to note the vast wave of earnest, practical sympathy which has rolled over the whole civilized world. The brother hood of man, however forgotten at times in the petty competitions of life, surely asserts itself grandly when great misfortune brings all within the overwhelming influ ence of that touch of nature which makes the whole world kin. There are throbs of human sympathy which are felt sim ultaneously around the globe. The calamity at Johnstown has evoked one of them. FEATURES FOB AMENDMENT. The vigorous opposition of the Mt "Wash ington people to the introduction of meters in natural gas service looks like opposition to progress. The plan of selling gas by the thousand feet to consumers is certainly the best one and indeed the only fair one as be tween consumer and company. Those who use gas economically and invest money in appliances for saving are entitled to the benefit of it; while those who waste their gas are certainly not treated unjustly if they are made to pny for the waste. But it is also no more than fair that, in the introduction of this opportunity for economy, the consumer should have an eqnal chance with the company to make a saving. The general impression is that the new rate of gas by the thousand will require all economy practicable in order to keep gas bills down to the amounts of the old con tracts. This will certainly be fair ground for complaint if the new rate is more than an experimental one, to be reduced if it is found to largely increase the charges on the same amount of gas. The company should not appropriate all the benefits from the economy. It is to be hoped that after the experiment has progressed to definite re sults, the rate will be changed in accord ance with those results. One of the details of the scheme, that of charging the consumer five dollars for set ting the meters, is certainly taking a ques tionable shape. It bears a perfect resem blance to the deposit for meters which the illuminating gas companies have long re quired; but it differs materially in giving the consumer neither any property in the meter nor the right to receive his money back if he should discontinue the use of the gas. The consumer who deposits $5 with the illuminating gas company for his meter can, if he should move to another house, receive the five dollars and apply it again in his new house. But according to the present natural gas arrangement he has to pay $5 in each case for an amount ot work which does not cost the company much over SI SO. Unless the company reforms this feature it will certainly have to be set down as one of those methods of levying ex cessive charges upon the consumer which are common in the case of corporations and individuals alike who are not forced, by the presence of competition, to be fair in their charges. A wise policy on the part of the gas com pany would certainly reform these unsatis factory features and apply the fair and equitable method of selling gas by the thousand feet, so that its advantages can be shared equally by sellers and consumers of gas. UNJUST DISCRIMINATION: There seems to be an unjust discrimina tion with regard to nationality in the fact which appears from some of the Johnstown reports that while the Hungarian thieves who plundered the bodies were lynched, the professional crooks who have got to the place were rescued from the mob by the po lice. If the shooting of the Huns was justifia ble, as most people seem to agree, the same treatment is applicable to the domestic product in the line of thievery. In fact, as between the ignorant and poor Hun and the generally intelligent crook of native origin, the latter deserves the severest penalty. There is reason to suspect that the outcry against the Hungarians has been carried to the extent of oppressing some of them with out clear evidence of wrongdoing; and the injustice is not made any less by letting off the professional crooks who have flocked-to the place for the purposes of plunder, with little or no punishment Perhaps it is well that the summary pun ishments shall stop; but if they are to go on it will be necessary to insist that the profes sional and native thief requires them just as much as the cheap imported article. Samuel J. Bandall is very anxious to have the Democratic party "get to gether.' As his idea of the method of getting together is that they shall get to gether under the Bandall banner it is not difficult to see the grounds for his regarding such a course very favorably. A joke is going the rounds of the papers, as having been played upon an ambitious speculator in a Southern city by inducing him to invest $16,000 in a "monkey farm," upon the expectation that the monkeys wonld prove serviceable in cultivating cot ton in the South. This may be a joke; and, if so, it throws a great deal of satisfactory light upon the character of a large number of other investments that are offered. Prob ably the effort of the American people to buy four thousand million dollars worth of watered railroad stocks, under the im pression that they would yield dividends, is a joke also; and the recent attempt that was made to get the public to buy petroleum, upon assurances that the Standard Oil Com pany would never refine Ohio oil, was an effort evidently of the most grotesque humor. As sfecutjAXOBS can no longer get quo tations from the exchanges they will have to satisfy themselves with quotations from the poets, the lattec are jnstas instructive and decidedly less harmful; but there is some difficulty in betting on them. Theee is a dispute abroad as to whether the yacht Bestless, which was recently used by the President for a Sunday excursion down the Chesapeake, belongs to "William M. Singerly, of thePhiladelphiaifecord, or has been sold to Postmaster General. Wana maker. Probably the extraordinarily good Colonel Elliott F. Shepard is waiting to have this important point settled before he pitches into the administration for using the yacht in going on Sunday excursions. The young man who launched a skiff upon the flooded Conemaugh and saved 22 lives at the peril of his own should cer tainly be awarded rank as one of the humble people who rose to heroism, at the crisis of a great need. These does not seem to be much proba bility that the American woman who has been detected in poisoning her husband in England, will escape the gallows by the sickly sentimentality which makes it im possible in this country to hang women murderers. England is not a model in all respects, but it seems to have sense enough to know that women who commit crime must pay the penalty. The Treasury surplus is $54,000,000. This is doing very well considering the last Congress; but in view of the fact that a Congress is soon to meet, doubt may be pardoned as to whether it is big enough. It is hardly correct or wise for a Bepubli can organ like the St Bonis Globe-Democrat to say that President Cleveland's most truth ful expression is "I have been honored by my party far beyond my deserts." A cor rect statement, both from the partisan and non-partisan point of view, would be that President Cleveland had given his party a good deal more than it deserved. A membeb of the Bhode Island Legisla ture has been accused of buying his seat This is unpardonable. No people can buy seats with impunity below the rank of United States Senator. The days wages given to the sufferers by the workmen at Homestead is an exhibition of practical philanthropy that is all the brighter from the fact that these workmen are contemplating the possibility of a stop page of work. Some millionaires could find an example worth studying in the gen erosity of these laborers. The State administration concluded that it was necessary to have troops at Johns town about forty-eight hours after every one else saw the necessity. PekHAPS the weather prophets who united in the predictions that this was going to be a dry spring and summer, made their calculations on the knowledge that the pro hibition amendment was to be voted for this month. No other foundation or corrobora tion of their prediction has yet appeared. The sightseers should be stopped; none but hard workers are wanted at Johnstown until the stricken place is fully relieved. As the State officials discovered the neces sity for earnest work at Johnstown, two days after the rest of the country had found it out, it is natural that they should call out the troops the same length of time after every one else had declared that such a step was an absolute necessity. PERSONAL FACTS AND PANCIES. 'To be 70 years young," wrote Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes on Mrs. Julia Ward Howe's birthday anniversary, "Is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old." United States Consul Mason, of Mar seilles, writes to the State Department that the effects of general and unrestrained absinthe drinking in France arenow recognized as form ing a basis of one of the gravest dangers which threaten the physical and moral welfare of the French people. Peop. Sylvesteb, who came from England to be Professor of Mathematics at Johns Hop kins University, is absent-minded. Calling on friends in Baltimore, he inspected the pictures on the parlor walls, and, coming to two striking-looking ones, asked who they were. "George and Martha Washington." "Ah, friends of the family, J suppose." Kalakaua. the jovial King of the Sand wich Islands, is sorely in need of money. Prin cess Katulanl explained that he wonld have ac companied her to Europe had it not been for a sodden illness. A rumor spread about that the poker-playing potentate wai' afflicted with boils. The fact is that Kalakaua is hard up. He wants 510,000 for the expenses of his pro posed trip to the Paris Exposition. His En glish friends refuse to lend it to him, and his agents in San Francisco find it hard to borrow the money. 'It Is a sad truth that Kalakaua's credit is about played out The New York Sun: A former operatic singer, now a teacher of singing, says that it is impossible to stand on a carpet or rug and sing one's best Bare boards make s good floor to stand on when you sing. Stone is just as good, and glass is better, but carpets deaden the voice and make a trained singer feel choked and suffocating. To sing well one must not have anything above or in front to catch the voice. Even the brim of a derby hat will im pair the voice of a man who wears It while he sings. That is why singers stana far out by the footlights to sing, and because the stage of the Academy of Music projects far beyond the proscenium arch vocalists always will love that old theater. Srlf-Mnflo Man and His Maker. Rom the Washington Star.! " The self-made man onght to he conscientious, for be is supposed to settle every question with i! maker. V " - . f . - t- f&?"3!? JsQmf wtai3f k2LSE3 . i -oS&fesaF iirTfllnoairi T -9' i V f-v i. -j3ncr3JL.TrilSriAtLlLl ' JSSSBSSSMMBSBMlSnBlJLSDfljiMLtfMM j'' 5 WsBBeBKESEnHUi CHURCH AND HOME WEDDINGS. The Graham-Bcnm, Dean-Miller, Sadler Bindley and Other Nuptials. Last evening Miss Annie Graham, daughter ofT. P. Graham, M. D., was married toG. Walker Beam, M-D., of Chartlcrs. The wed ding excited a .great interest among the friends of Miss Graham, who, as the contralto of Shady Side Presbyterian Church, was both popular and well known. The service took place in the presence of the immediate rela tives only, and at Dr. Graham's house. Dr. Beam and his bride left after the ceremony for the East Clnrko-fllllliolland. Mr. Harry C. Milholland. bookkeeper of the Chronicle Telegraph was married last evening to Miss Hattlo Clarke, sister of Mrs. W. J. McCormack.of 441 Forbes avenue, only the Immediate families being present. The conple will enjoy a two-weeks trip to Chicago, Detroit and Cleveland. Mr. Milholland is the son ot James Milholland. Upon the couple's return they will reside at No. 26 Btockton avenue, Allegheny. Dean miller. A very pretty wedding of yesterday was the one in the Second Presbyterian Church at 6 p. M. just before the transformation of that edi fice into a hospital for the relief of Johnstown refugees. Miss Lilly Willis Dean was married to Mr. D. Knox Miller, the architect and many friends of the contracting conple witnessed the nuptials. The congratulations and attendant ceremonies were cordial indeed, and the Wed ding was a memorable society event Boornm Gordon. George Breed Gordon, of the law Arm of Dalzell, Scott & Gordon, was married in Brook, lyn yesterday. The lady who became Mrs. Gordon Is Miss Mary Edwards Boornm, daughter of W. B. Boorum, of that city. The wedding was quite a fashionable event After the usual bridal trip the happy couple will take up their residence in this city. Sadler-BIndley. Many invitations have been issued by Dr. and Mrs. O. W. Sadler for the marriage of their daughter, Miss 'Sara, to Mr. Albion Bindley The ceremony took place in Grace Eptscopa Church, Mt Washington, last evening, at 8 o'clock. Afterward there was a delightful re ception at "Grandview," the home of the bride's parents. Getty-Scott. Mr. and Mrs. Andrew S. Getty, of Thirty third street and Webster avenue, had invited many friends to the marriage of their daughter , Kate Armor, to Mr. Henry Browne Scott, yes terday. It was solemnized last evening at 6 o'clock, and was a decidedly delightful event SmUhmnn-Carr. In Cincinnati yesterday Mr. George M. Carr, of the East End, and Miss Jessie Smithman, of Cincinnati were married. Their future home will be in the East End. STOLEN BY THE INDIANS Discovery of a Girl Who Has Been Missing for 21 Years. Portland, Me., June 4. In the year 1868 a number of Indians were encamped at Knights ville, and one of the families bad in their pos session a white female child about 7 or 8 years old, and they so 111 treated ber that complaints were made to the Selectmen, who, upon investi gation, felt it their duty to take the child, who was called Julia A. Sampson, and they accord ingly did, and sent her to the Baldwin Place Home at Boston. Since that time nothing had been heard from her until this week, when a lady from Bangor, accompanied by her daughter, called on the Selectmen and made inquiries about the child. The lady, whose name Is Bobbins, saya that in the year 1868 the child was stolen from ber home In Bangor, and she has never until within a few days been able to find any trace of her, and had almost given her up for dead. Her child's name was Agnes Maria Bobbins, and she feels certain that the one at Knightsville was her child. She has gone to Boston to make further in vestigations. EELSEINS FOR RHEUMATISM Sufferers Who Are Making sn Indnstry far Boston Fishermen. From the Boston Globe. "Give me two large eelsklns," said a young woman who entered a North End drugstore at the time a Olobe man happened to be quench ing his thirst at the soda fountain. ,. "Eelsklnsl" said the reporter to the clerk when the young lady had left with her pur chase. "What does she want of eelsklns?" ' "Rheumatism." said the drug clerk. "You'd be suprised at the number of people who use eelskins for rheumatism. I know an old man whose arms and legs are completely strapped with them, and be believes that they prolong bis life. We have more or less call for them, but I understand that up-town stores don't seep them, although once in a while their customers ask for them. We got our skins of a fish dealer on Atlantic avenue. He purchases them from South Boston people, who sell the skinned eels for food, and when the skins are dried, sell tbem to various customers. In many of the fish stores on Atlantic avenue yon will see a bunch of the skins suspended from the wall by a hook, Thoy are very oily and soft, and while I don't take much stock In them, numbers of people have implicit faith in tbem. I am told that there is a German family in South Boston that sell these eelsklns to various people throughout the United States and realizes a snug little Income therefrom." A SPECTRAL L0YER. Tho Good-Natnred Ghost That Is Astonishing Many Hooalers. Indianapolis, Jnne 4. A ghost and spirit manifestation story comes well authenticated from Washington county, Indiana. The ghost professes to be one Biley Mull, who died 3& years ago, aged 18 years. It came into the Coker family a year ago while Mrs. Coker and her daughter, Sallle, aged 14, were sitting in the room by lamplight, and claims to have been at tracted by tbedaughter. Hundreds of people have since gone and witnessed the manifesta tions of the spirit which really did some re markable things. It played an organ while the girl worked the bellows, beat a drum, wrote on a slate and talked very intelligently. Strangely enongh it thoroughly objected to profane language, and several times asked thoso who were present to pray, joining heartily in the "amen." The organ playing, drum beating, etc, have been done in other houses, where It would have been impossible to have fixed up any apparatus. Sallle Coker, to whom the ghost seems to be especially attached, appears to care but precious little for her ghostly lover, and not infrequently goes to sleep during its visits, while the mother treasures the hours ot its visits. Mull, when alive, was her playmate. MISCHIEVOUS CASH BOYS. How They Amnio Themselves In New York When They've Nothing to Do. From the New York Sun.l The cash boys m a big drygoods store up town have invented a novel way of amusing themselves. During the day many ladies enter the store leading their children, who come tag ging after them with one of the little red toy balloons floating in the air. The cash boys have an arrangement by which they can propel a pin with deadly accuracy. They shoot the pins at the balloons and ppucture them. The air escapes, and in a few seconds the balloon has disappeared, to tho tearful horror of its juvenile owner. Cold Feet in Jnne. From the Chicago Mews. J "Cold Feet in June," a beautiful poem by the gifted poetess, Miss Juleppa Mint, contains the following delicious lines, which tre very appli cable to the present weather: "The bloomsupon the sweet wistaria Are quite suggestive of malaria. And all the birds with songs symphonlo Warm the sad heart with kindly glow As does a chllls-and-f ever tonic Dear Jnne, sweet June, we love thee so." The Low Shoe and Flannel Shirt. From the Philadelphia Press.! The tan-colored shoe and flannel shirt have broken out more violently this year than ever before. Thevare unconventional and infor mal: they belong to no "set" they are equally In favor in town and country, in the mountains and at the seashore, and are ostentatious only in their suggestions of ease. The tan-colored shoe and the flannel shirt have risen to the dignity of summer institutions; they have come to stay, and all the protests of bootblacks and laundrymen shall not prevail against them. He'd Umber Troublo Somebody Else. From the Louisville Courier-Jonrtfal. , Mr. Vonhinkelsteinhausenbloser, of Ohio, is right in refusing to change his name. No man likes to have his letters mixed with other peo ple's. And besides, why shouldn't letter car Tiert and sign painters earn tnolr salaries ? THE DEATH CRADLE, A Detailed Description of the Broken Dam. SCENES OF DESOLATION. Chnos Reigns Everywhere In That Region Stories of Those Who Saw tho Lake Give Away An Old Man's Experience AssertionsThat the Clnb Gavo a 33,000 000 Guarantee. IFEOM A STAFF COIUIESFONDENT.3 South Fobs, June 4. About an hour ago I stood at the top of the abuttment of the South Fork lake and looked down Into the abyss created by tho maddened waters, which after ward made their murderous onslaught upon Johnstown, and changed a district flourishing with industries into a place of unburied dead. There the vast area of mud and slime spread Itself out as far as the eye could reach. All looked dead and dreary chaotic, in fact Here, then, was the seat of the Angel of Death who. In his rapid flight down the Conemaugh, had blown his breath of everlasting sleep into thousands of happy households. Here, then, was his cradle, and from the aspect overspread ing the scene like a funeral cloak, the Angel had apparently returned to the place of his birth. Death was seen fn the dry rustling leaves which still clung to the trees that lay strewed in all directions. Death was marked upon every big' rock covering the land at least 30 feet deep. Death was presented to view by millions of young flsh which covered the gravel for miles, lying there dried up and with their mouths wide open. Death seemed to be the echo of each of our footsteps, and over awed by the ruddering aspect of the rapidly decomposing objects. Now we Instinctively halt and shudder at the sickening scene be fore us. The Cradlo of Death. A slow, hut steady drizzling rain made the streets of Johnstown totally impassable yester day forenoon. As the many stories ot death, loss of friends, brother, mother, father, sister, had been so often told me that the very thought of the awful scenes brought a gulp into my throat, I hurried out of town as quickly as a pair of horses and a buggy could carry me. The driver was a farmer from South Fork valley, who had told me such a story about the bursted reservoir that I concluded to go and see it The road from Johnstown up along the side of the hill brought us into gloriously beautiful scenery, and at the top of the hill I turned around to have one more glance at the devastated town; and fn the next moment I tried to forget it On and on the horses flew through an avenue of the most beautiful trees. Beyond them on each side vast forests stretched themselves over the hills, and the refreshing fragrance ot the soft verdant foliage removed the horrors of the past at lest temporarily. As the wheels rapidly advanced over the ground the beauties of the surrounding country increased. The rain had ceased and the sky began to clear up. A blue speck suddenly pressed itself through the fleecy clouds. It grew and grew, and pres ently it was made resplendent with the deep orange-colored sun, which now loomed up in the horizon. Gradually the buggy went again on the downgrade until at last tne driver stopped in front of a pile of logs and lumber, "Now, we are near South Fork creek, and here is the place where we commence to get at the ravages mads by the onrging waters as they rushed down from the lake," said the farmer. "We had better get out of the buggy and go up to the breastworks." The Farmer's Story. We are just at the place where the road from Johnstown leads across the creek. It was a magnificently romantic spot On either side of the road stood a copse of beautiful hemlock trees, which seemed to have been planted there as the pillars of a gate to the plain beyond. We went beyond; but sooner than day changes into night in the tropics the entire scenery had. changed. We seemed to nave enterea upon a sea beech. Everything was covered with gravel and sand and pebbles. "This is some of the ground washed out of the lake," said my com nanion. with a 8i?h. "and it covers some of the I finest meadow land in this part of the country to a aeptn oi ten leei, out lei us go on ana turn to the right." So we did. and another ex traordinary sight struck us. There were trunks of oak trees lying all over the ground before us, with their bark entirely pealed from the wood, and their branches stretched out to ward heaven, as if to call the avenging angel to deal retribution for the wrong committed among them. We were standing in a valley which was about 300 yards wide. The hills on each side were covered with most beantifnl wood lands, and the creek seemed to be run nine through this valley like a silvery streak until they all lost themselves against another hill which lay directly behind us. The whole was more like an immense hall with the Front Wall Knocked Out. Toward this opening we were bent but noth ing except the gravel underfoot, the rippling of the creek, and the woods, and the sun and the heavens above us wero to be seen. Slowly we advanced, and gradually the gravel disappeared and we walked on big pebbles. Then they grew, and we had large stones. Then even they grew smaller, and we now had to climb over gigantic stone, weighing perhaps hundreds of tons, and apparently defy ing the strength of a Hercules. While we groped and climbed among these large blocks the guide remarked suddenly: "Now look up." 1 obeyed, and then for a moment or two Istood speechless. Before me I looked into a mon strous chasm a Cyclopean gorge, whose very jaws were yawning toward the woods as if they were waiting to swallow a mountain, and true enough a pretty good sized mountain conld find plenty of room in this opening: and this chasm, this opening, represented the aperture through which the wild waves burst loose toward tho city. The opening was about 100 feet deep and 100 feet wide. Silently and breathless we stood and gazed into the big hole. Then our thoughts flew upon the wings of imagination away to Johnstown, the field of so many deaths. Then they hurried on to Bolivar and Nineveh, to linger on the pale, dis torted faces of the many women and children whom we saw in their coffins. Here we were at Tho Fountain Hood of all the trouble. The thought caused us to recoil at the sight before us as if we were be ing stared at by a venomous snake. "Let us climb up the side of the breastworks," the fanner at last broke in, and In 15 minutes we bad succeeded in making the ascent There was not a drop of water to be seen in the lake; As far as the eye could reach all was empty noth ing but black mud from one end to the other. .Looking around we could see a wooden sign stuck up in a tree: "No fishing or-huntlng on these grounds under the penalty of $100 as pro vided for by act of Assembly." What bitter irony upon the cold facts of stem reality. Not far from the place where the dam ot the reservoir had burst stood a wooden shanty with on Italians in it. The foreman called himself Jack Lowrie and when asked whether he bad. Doen present at uiv uiuo tueauuiueub uccurrea he said: "Yes, I have been here with my men for several weeks working for the South Fork Club." "Will you kindly relate your experience of last Friday?" "Well, I will tell yon. On last Wednesday the lake was all right. The water was still 10 feet from tho top of .the dam, its usual height: but, as everybody knows, on Thursday it began to rain very bard. It kept on all day and all night Incessantly, and on Friday morning I noticed the water in the lake was rapidly rising? From that time it continued to rise at the rate of 10 inches per hour. During the morning the peo ple from the neighborhood came round here In large numbers to see what the lake was doing, and all of them knew that There Was Damage Ahead. At 2 o'clock in the afternoon water began to run over the top of the dam, right there in the middle of the breastwork. Then everybody be came alarmed. The top of the dam began to be washed away. Deeper and deeper grew the bole until 3 o'clock, when the entire wall went off. It was an awfnl moment. Istood just ten yard away from where the dam went. The entire wall which filled that immense hole you seo before you tore itself loose and moved down into the meadows as a wagon on a greased track. It was awful, and I shall never forget it. First when the ground got loose and the water shot through a nar row space in the wall you could hear a hissing, whistling noise. Very much like a dog will make when he has got a bone and you want to take it away from him. This noise in creased, became louder and louder, tho busing grew into a rumbling sound, then it became a roar, until! It found Its climax in the laud thunder of, a wild storm. The roaring was somethingterrific. You could not hear your own voice. There were spectators all along the bank -of thAvalley over there, who saw the aw- Jul catastrophe. xne water continued w rusn through the opening for just. about, an hour, and at 4 o'clock the lake was as empty aa you see it now." "Now, tell me. Don't you think that some thing might have been done to prevent this calamity?" A Fatal Mistake "I do not know. 1 hardlv think so: although I tried when! saw the waters rush over the. middle there. I got my men to make a dltcn over beside the hill, where the abutment was more solid. I know that the breastwork, which had only a diameter of about 80 feet at the top, was bound to go if the water once began to wash over. Colonel Unger was here when I was digging this ditch, but when he saw me at it he told me to lot it go. He never thought the dam was going to burn, but I knew better. Of course, when Colonel Unger told meto stop, I stopped, but I think that a great deal of the danger might have been avoided." "Well, it was an awrnl spectacle to see that mountain of water rush down the valley and tear down everything before it. I saw some of the biggest trees that 1 have ever seen here torn completely out of the ground and carried down the stream, and when all was over the beautiful landscape was changed into a chaotic wilderness. Mr. George Fischer's farm stood over there besides the stream, and the first rush of the watter carried the whole place away, and you could not find out now where the house stood. The man Is poor becadse his land is completely ruined by the gravel, sand and stone which is covering it in some places at a depth of 30 feet." An Old Man's Experience. We left the Italians packing their trunks ana valises. "We are going away in the morning, because we cannot do anything here now. We cannot even amuse ourselves by fishing in the lake, Decause it is empty," were the last words they said, and retracing our steps across that awful field of devastation, we made a detour as far as the road from where we started. At the bank of the creek stood an old man trying to get across. "That is grandpa Fischer; let us talk to him," said the guide. Fischer was a man SO years of age, and father of the man who lost his property. He had been thought dead because no one had seen him since Decoration Day. The old man himself said: "I never thought that I would have to go through the likes of this in my old days. Last Thursday f went to see ray grandson down In Minersville, near Johnstown, and on Friday I meant to come up again, but. alas, since then I have gone through an awful time. When the waters came rushing along the Canemaugh towards town we were all at my grandson's home, but soon the waters broke in on us. 1 went to the roof of the house and so did my grandson, bis wife and his child. There we all sat Praying to the Lord to ke:p us alive, bnt it was not to be. Sud denly a big wave of water came along and dashing against the house my grand-daughter and her little child were carried oS the roof. No sooner had the husband noticed it than be jumped after them to save them, but what a vain attempt All three drifted down the river until at last Host sight of them all. There I sat on the top of that bouse, an old man. SO years old, and probably not a soul in the world left who cared for me or belonged to me, for I was sure that ourhomesteadhere had gone with everybody in it. Well, I Bat on the house for an hour, when another wave dashed against it It began to weaken and at last it drifted away. I held to the roof as best I conld. but it was 21 hours before I got rescued. Ah, this lake, this lake. I have lived here for nearly 40 years and I always said that I would yet live to see the dam break. Well, I saw It once about 20 years ago, but I never drempt to live long enough to see it again. However, we must take things as they are. It is no use complaining. I am too old for that now." The Club's Guarantee. "Bight here on the side of the creek," said the guide, "stood another farm belonging to Mr. George Lamb. He lost everything he had in the world, and he got nearly drowned him self in trying to save bis pigs. Do you see those trees looking out of the sand? Well, that was his orchard, and you can judge how deep the sand must be when nothing but the crown of the trees looks out of it All his land is ruined, but he says that the club will return him the money." "How Is that?" "I do not know, but the people around here say that the members of the South Fork Club when they built the dam gave a bond of $2,000, 000, with the understanding that when the dam would break they would give that amount toward all damage done to property and other wise. If that is so it will come very handy to a good many people." "By the way, what do the people around here say abont the accident?" "A good many things. We are very sorry for the members of the South Fork Club, because the members brought a great deal of money to the fanners. But we have always lived in con stant fear of tho dam bursting; Whenever there has been any rain here at all the first question wonld always be: 'Will the dam be able to stand ltf But, curiously enough, when it did come nobody wanted to believe it. It was the same as the cry about the wolf. But the people here bellevod it because the roaring of the waters as they broke through that hole could be heard for miles around here. But let us go further." Scenes of Desolation. Following the course of South Fork creek we came to the front of a hill where the rivulet takes a turn to the right. At that bend the as pect presenting itself was most curious. The water of the creek formerly ran quietly through a beautiful forest of enormous hem lock trees, but from this bend in the river a gap had been made in the woods about SO feet wide, and every tree which had formerly cov ered the ground, and in whose shadow the small stream ran down toward the Conemaugh, was pulled out by the roots. Some of the trees were standing on their crown, the roots spread out aloltr but there was not a vestige pi Dark left on any tree. All was bare as it an army of beavers had been attacking tbem. Thus it continued for about a quarter of a mile, until again a bend occurred in the stream, this time the course going to the left. The same scene of utter wilderness uprooted andnnbarked trees, and the valley covered with enormous stones of tons upon tons of weight, was reproduced. From here the great big mountain of water, which had been seen by scores of the people on the train near Johns town on that memorable Friday afternoon, took its downward course through South Fork village and into the Conemaugh. There were only five lives lost in South Fork Philip Her Dert, Charles Geisenheim, Lizzie, Theobald and John Tonens but nearly half the village has been destroyed. Before the dam burst the South Fork people were notified, and hence they were able to escape, though their homes had been destroyed. Hetnriciis. TROUBLE IN THE CAMP. Some Nationalists Believe That Sullivan Had the Meeting Postponed. JSPECIAI. TELEGRAM TO THE DI8PATCII.I New York, Jnne 4. There Is a prospect of a big row among the Irish Nationalists throughout the entire country In consequence of the announcement just made by President Fitzgerald, of the Irish National League, that the convention to be held next week In Phila delphia has been postponed. Tho dispatch from Lincoln giving this intelligence says that President Fitzgerald postponed the convention on the advice of Mr. Parncll that such action be taken. The postponement" the dispatch added, "is until after the ending of the present session of the British Parliament." A reporter conversed with many prominent Irishmen in New York to-day, and in almost every instance the postponement of the League convention was condemned in the strongest term. The statement that MrParnell ordered the convention to be postponed was received with increduillty. The impression among Irish men in this city over Mr. Fitzgerald's action is that be has postponed the convention on ac count ot the Cronin murder case, and Mr. Fitz gerald, in all probability will be asked to make public the correspondence between himself and Mr.'Parnell. Alexander Sullivan, who is considered to be President Fitzgerald's confi dential adviser, as everybody knows, has had his name mixed in one way or another in the Cronin case. A National League, convention without Sullivan as a delegate would bo like the play of "Hamlet" with Samlet left out, so that there is a more than a little justification for the suspicion that President Fitzgerald has postponed the convention just to accommodate Alexander Sullivan and his friends. A TEST OF AUTHORITY. Aro Firms With Only Branch Offices In the City Liable to Business Tnx? An argument was bad before Judge Slagle vesterday in the test case equity proceedings of the Hartman Steel Works against Pittsburg to restrain the city from collecting business tax levied on plaintiff. The works of the com pany are at Beaver Falls, but they have a branch office in this city. Th assessors as sessed the companv for all business transacted at the Pittsburg office. The firm claim that they are not liable to taxation in Pittsburg, as the business here is merely that of keeping accounts and attending to correspondence. Orders art taken, bnt they bold that-the business is actually transacted at the works in Beaver Falls. Messrs. D. T. Watson and J. H. Beed repre sented the steel company, and City Attorney Moreland and Assistant City Attorney Cama ban appeared tor the city. TwasNotUIs. From the Chicago Mows. J To "Constant Eeader": The famous saylnr, "Head, I win," was not coined by the Hon. J.( a Clarkson, of Iowa, Your mistake was a nat- m1 nm V U.W WUV, HEROIC LIFE SAVERS, A Brave Girl Jumps Into the Raging Flood, SAVING HER TWO SISTERS Seventy Human Bolags Takes From the Water by the Columbia Clnb An At toona Girl's Strange Experience Little Cecilia Thomas Tells a Thrilling Storr. 1FBOK A STAW COBBISPOJTOTST.J Johnstown, June 4. Among the families who secured safety from the angry floods upon the roof of their residence was the wile, daugn- ter and two children of John Duncan, a promi nent citizen of Johnstown. Just at the moment when the few unfortunates thought themselves free from danger a telegraph pole struck the end of the house. The force of the shock cast the two little ones Into the water. Without a moment's hesitation Miss Duncan, who Is an excellent swimmer, jumped in and rescued her half-drowned sisters. The work done by the Columbia Clnb, the swell organization here, was something re markable. Its members were at dinner when the flood burst upon them, but they jumped out at once and manfully went to work. To their united efforts 70 beings, who were liter ally jerked from the jaws of death, owe their lives. Laura Proser was taken out alive some time this afternoon. The poor girl wasbadlv crushed about the legs and one arm will have to be taken off. Mary Wayne's Rescue. Mary Wayne, of Altoona, was also rescued. She had a thrilling experience. The young lady had come from Altoona to attend a wed ding, and was dressing for the occasion wnen the water came. When found she was naked, and they dressed her In boys' clothes. She wore these garments to Altoona. Jacob Fross and James Mohan, of Pittsburg, brothers-in-law to John Thomas, told a DIS PATCH reporter that they went to Johnstown on Saturday last and when they arrived soon found Mr. Thomas who was saved as also his oldest girl Cecilia, U years old. Mr. Thomas bad a saloon on the corner of First and Bail road streets. The house had seven rooms and when the flood came there were IS persons in one room. Thomas clung to his son Sylvester, 4 years old, and went down with him twice be fore he was forced to let nim go. He then saved himself. Cecilia's father has not seen her yet. Minnie 8 and Annie 9 years old were not found. Sylvester was found and is buried. Several Kemnrknble Escapes. Barbara Smith, Thomas' hired girl, who was drowned, was well-known at Sharpsburg. Her relatives and parents, who reside in Johnstown, were all lost Harvy Wagner, a Tarentum glass worker, and Joseph Duffy were saved, and Bichard Howe, owner of the property. Duffy floated 18 miles on a piece of timber, and states that he saw conntless numbers of people go under, while dunng bis perilous journey he went nnder water seven times. Mr. Andrew Noe, another brother-in-law to Mr. Thomas, who has been at Johnstown since last Sunday, stated, when seen by the writer, that little Cecilia Thomas said that she and her mother drifted about a mile. The young man who saved Cecilia, was abont to rescne her mother, when the latter went under. The little girl begged to her rescuer to let her go, but he clung to her and kept ber safe. IT WAS NOT TRDE. A False Charge Made Against One of the Local Firemen. Johnstown, June 4. A deputy consta ble of Johnstown, named Hetzlnger cre ated considerable excitement this evening when be stated that he was going to arrest a PittsbnT? fireman of No. 10 Engine Companv. of Mount Washington, for robbing one of the dead bodies recovered irom tne aeons, oi s-juu. When the Assistant Chief was seen and asked what he knew about the matter, he said that he knew all about the matter. "The body," he said, "was that of Mrs. Eva Bending, of Mt. Washington, who was in Johns town to visit her parents; Mr. and Mrs. Freder ick Hill, at the time the disaster overcame the city.-Thp woman died with the rest of her f amilv, and she was not found until this evening. Well, this man. who knew the woman since Bhe was a mite of a girl, recognized her as she was lying on the ground, and as he noticed her pocket hanging outside of her dress, he pulled it off and took the money out But he never kept the cash. He has delivered it to the hands of the committee and he immediately tele graphed the fact of the recovery of the body to hofrfonrta." That Is the true story of the affair, and I know the Pittsburg firemen sufficiently to know that they would not steal anything that belongs to any oi tne aeaa Douies. PITTSBURG PEOPLE SATED. Arrival of Passengers Who Were In the Pennsylvania Ballroad Wreck. tJT.OM A STABT COBEISPOXDZHT.J Johnstown, June 4. This afternoon about 3 o'clock another party of the travelers who were In tne Eastern express, which was canght at Conemaugh on iriday aiternoon wnen tne waters came down from South Fork, arrived In Johnstown. The party consisted of Mr. Will iam M. Williams. Mr. William Scherer, Miss Margaret Patrick, the daughter of W. Patrick, the banker; Miss Whittaker, of Brooklyn: Mr. T.H.Swift, of Allegheny, and Mr. Davis and famfjy, of Lancaster, who have friends at Alle gheny. Mr. Robinson stated that tbey bad got off the train all right and escaped over the hills to Ebensbnrg. where they were ever since. All of these people left this evening on the Pennsylvania Ballroad. EETERIES OF A PHILOSOPHER. IN JUNE. How fragrant are the flelas and groves I The feathered songsters sing their loves; The days are warm, the days are bright; With bloom the orchards all are white; The swallows skim the river's brink; In meadows sings the bobolink; Where buttercups adorn the dale And daisies wink their eyes. The brlndle cow with supple tall AVhUks ofT the pesky flies. POOt DATS, NOT COOT, SAYS. The perspiration beads the brow, And Sol at noonday flames; And there's s deal of betting now On baseball games. Such betting oft brings grief and woe; bome men lose quite a pot Of money and get left although The days are hot. THE XOVXB AND HIS LASS. They trip across the dewv grass Beneath the stellar lights; The lovers burn no coal or gas On these delightful nights. The frog within the sedgy pool A song sings to his mate While they lt on the piazzas cool, Or swing upon the gate. Beneath the oaks and pines they meet And spend a happy tune; Ah ! love Is strong and life is sweet When June Is in her prime. A PBETTT SUGGESTION. They lingered at her father's door. The hour was shining bright, And to the maiden, o'er and o'er, The youth had said good night Bnt still reluctant to depart Her tiny hand he pressed. While all the love that filled his heart His ardent looks confessed. At length the maiden blushed and sighed. And said In accents low, 1 hope, dear John, you will not try To kiss me 'ere you go. SEASONABLE. Now ripening are the native fruits That everybody wants ; The girls put on short bathing suits The dogs put on long pants. IT IS REPOETED SO. He lies all day In Jane's sweet air, Beneath her cloudless sties. The pretty -speckled trout to snare. And then goes bome and lies. Of course he failed" to land them all! Of this he makes the most. And those he caught were verrtmaU , compared with those he lost. ;, " -jmtfon Cmrftr, e " A . sS8vl. -t v . . i i t iraMrainir t . i2,.rzrr 3 I---: iT-A?? -. -" . . ?Jh ,. .. t ... i .1 ...'-." TTTWsMMTsWITl fTi 1 1 111 mi'" : -5tJ .' . CUH0U3 C03DB25SATIOX& -Terre Haute, Ind., has the oil fever. Everybody Is getting up a company to bore for iB the greasy fluid. Mesquite, Tex., comes forward with a champion snake story. A snake measuring six. feet in length was killed near there, and its immensa size caused the parties who found it to cut it open. It was found to contain three large rabbits and 23 guinea eggs. There is a new fly in the market which will doubtless take well with anglers. The hook is so completely concealed as to be invisi ble even when the fly Is held in the hand. It Is made like a white miller and Is so constructed that the action ot the water will not affect it A. philanthropic citizen of Harvey county, Kansas, has planted three miles of peach trees along a public road "for the benefit of travelers." But the small boys of the neigh borhood have another theory as to whom they will benefit Hereafter women will be admitted to the Hartford Theological Seminary on the same terms as men. This action has been taken by the trustees to meet the needs of women who desire to prepare themselves for Christian work either at home or abroad. The Salvation Army has a new method of advertising Itself In Paris. An open car riage Is daily hired and In it are placed four of the most conspicuous members of the confra ternity a North American Indian, a China man, an Egyptian and a Persian. These are driven wherever the crowd Is greatest An American painter, living in Flor ence, has painted a big picture of Satan so "realistically" that when a lot of young people who went to see It began to dance, the shaking of the canvas made the figure have such a semblance of demoniac laughter that ths dancers would not continue until the picture was covered. A team of four cows appeared in Belle. vne,Idaho,not long,ago having been driven from Nebraska, a distance of L00O miles. They had acted as motive power for a praine schooner, and had also furnished milk and butter for the family en route. They were In good condition, with the exception of their feet which needed shoes badly. A new mat, which ac's as a foot scraper without retaining the dirt on its sur face, and which is readily cleaned, is made of flexible wood matting. Strips of clear white bard maple, straight-grained and well seasoned are connected by means of galvanized iron wire, with a rubber tnbe between tbem, and the result Is a very durable and flexible mat. While Henry Parker was calling on Miss Dudgeon, In a small town near Mt Vernon, C the other night at midnight, a masked man entered the room, presented a revolver at his bead, and demanded his money. Parker re plied that he had none, but when the robber cocked the revolver the young man handed him over 31, all he had. The robber escaped. This is a warning to all young men not to stay later than 11 o'clock. Becent experiments to ascertain within ' what limits the ear can distinguish the differ ence In the pitch of two sounds show that the smallest difference perceptible by untrained or only slightly trained ears appears to be from one-sixth to one-fortieth of a semi-tone. It is said that a peculiarity that seems to apply alike to trained and untrained ears is that they de tect upward differences more easily than down ward. To think of having ahole bored through your nose in order to facilitate breathing is al most brutal. But it is not considered so in these days for the operation is performed on all sorts of persons. The oarsmen of a certain college who have just submitted to it are merely fol lowing a current fad of one school of doctors. The part that is bored is the cartilage between, the nostrils Inside the nose. The hole is bored! by means of a sort of wire drill, and the opera tion 13 said not to hurt at all. Very many la dies as well as men have their noses bored.' The wound does not show, of course. Sir William Thomson recently delivered a series of lectures on physics at Johns Hopkins University, and the fashionable people of Balti more set out to make them an event in social Intellectual circles. They understood that some mathematical training was necessary, hut Sir William sailed right into the questions in volving differential and integral calculus. After he had filled a blackboard with equations he turned ana asked, "Do you follow me?" A few minutes later, in a particularly difficult problem he mildly asked his audience, if they saw any mistake, to call his attentien to it. He won dered why everybody smiled. Half a dozen very studious looking men made up the audi ence at a second lecture. From New England comes the' idea of applying the drop-a-nlckel principle to the tele phone. The person who wants to send JoMl messages occasionally, bnt aoes not cars to In come a regular subscriber, will be jfrlvilegedt v stop at any of several kiosks or sentry becus- -distributed aboat the streets, drop abit of money into a slot and open a door admitting him to the mouthpiece of a telephone through which he can communicate with his friends at will, or send an order to his grocer, or engage a seat at the theater for the evening perform ance. But is it not odd that, with all the pub lic conveniences fostered by the nickel and slot device, nobody seems yet to have thought of a scheme for furnishing the customer with change of the right size? It Is not everybody who has a nicxel In his pocket whenever he wants to use one of these slot-boxes. Why should not each box, therefore, have one sup plementary to it, which on receiving a dollar or a half-dollar or a quarter will shoot out an envelope containing the equivalent in small change? Here is a chance for some Inventive genius. A little girl in Lewiston, Me., fell in love with the sweet dissonance of the "Silver Threads Among the Gold," as wound ont by the hand organ the other Jay, and she went to her mother's purse for money for the grinder. "What have you?" asked her mother carelessly, as the little one approached the window with the piece of money. "A penny." was the re ply, "bnt it Is an awfully pretty one." Her mother held out her hand to look at it, and was surprised to see It a 55 gold piece. A half a minute more and the barrel organ virtuoso would have been wealthy. The lady says she would not have minded the loss of the money so much as she would the permanence of the "Silver Threads." Five dollars' worth of "Sli ver Threads" would weave a shroud for a per son of Iron nerve and constitution, and wonld have included the summer vacation wnile the house Is closed. If a band organ will play five tunes for 1 cent it will play 25,000 for 600 cents, la which each tune is repeated ECO times, not including the additional favors in the direction of additional tunes arising from hope of receiv ing another to gold piece. CLIPPED BITS OF WIT. The Customary Question. Lady Custom erDo you keep linen writing paper? Stationer Yes, ma'am. Lady Customer Will It wash. Hurltngton Free A Dangerous Experiment Miss Antique; (school teacher) What does w-h-1-t-o spell? Class (No answer). Miss Antique What Is the color of my skin? Class (In chorus) Yellow. JTo York Weekly. TM n iu n f.l i m tn i what von n eed."Hsaid thohlgh-prlced physician, after he had llstened,to all the details of the patient's case. "Change of ell matel" exclaimed thepatlent in surprise. "Why, it-., ni nr had anvxhlnsf else. I've lived right here In New England all my life." enmtum Jtegincr. nn;Vf Art. Smith I've iust taken soma of Dr. Quack's medicine; thought I'd try new dOCtOr. IWIOBIBOWluiiW wu.mi jnnM-Yts. a little. A friend Of mlnetook some of bis medicine once. Did, eb? Was It quick to act?" on. vest there wascrape on thedoornextmorn- lag." Ainc York Sun. Seasonably Safe: Mr. Slick (innocently) I never went home drunk in the whole course of my life. Mb Coldwater (congratulatory) Ah, that's good. I'm very glad to hear It, and I hope yoa never will. if. hii.vtoii T vnn't. nnlpu the natrol wagon u on duty some night and a strange cab driver gets on to me. nasmngion t,nc Conditional Pardon. Oldgrudge The doctor says lam about to die and I sent for you that we who have been bitterest enemies all these years might receive each other's forgiveness. Makepeace I most truly forgive you In every- Oldgrudge And I forgive you, if I die, but re . . , Twu.AVA. thofiirht. will be taken up Just where we now drop u-0ma&a Worm Miseries ot Suburban Life. Mr.s. fauouro . -Yoa are very late to-night. Supper was ready two hour. ago. . . Mr. Suburb Yes. I missed the 8:17 train and bad to take the 5:19. ,, Mr. S.-Yes, my dear, but the J:17 comes stralghj through, and the 8:19 stops at ITS stations beforels gets here. new iotk weeny. j, Humbling a House Agent Dilapidated Specimen-Say, wsvs the price o' that !ere s brown-stone? ' r - Agcut-Uuh! What 'do you want ttf know Dilapidated Bpec!men-'one oyr itiiVm walkln" to Saratogy, where I've been promised a all summer johas head waiter. "JStr Agent (humbly)-The price Is only m, Wgw.? JirJt,((Wf. -CSf N j&S$t