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POSTAGE All persons who mail the Sunday Issue of The Dispatch to friends should benr In mind the fact that the post ngo thereon Is Two (2) Cents. All doable nnd triple number copies ot The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to insure prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY, JUNE 2, 1SS8. AN AWFUL BEAUTY. One of the striking indications of the ap palling extent of the disaster in the Cone maugh Valley is the fact that the early reports concerning it instead of exaggerating the loss of life and destruction of property fell far short of it. The mind refused to conceive the possibility of snch a terrible destruction as now proves to be the reality. The estimate of deaths has grown from a few scores at first, to be counted by hundreds and now some estimates state the possibility t at fourwrnTe thousand lives are lost TJ(efulier reports of the sweeping disaster which are given this morning reveal the existence of horrors that surpass all previous conceptions of what might have taken place. To the terrors of death by the sud den and devouring floods have been added those of death by fire. The fearful calamity was crowned by the turning of the pile of wreckage thrown np against the railroad bridge across the Conemaugh; and the hu man waifs who had survived being swept away in the floods to be imprisoned in that mass of debris, were doomed to the mockery of death by fire "before they had fairly es caped that by water. The combination of the two incongruous and antagonistic ele ments to produce an appalling and whole sale destruction of life makes the calamity an unequaled one in its fearful attributes. 'Beside the awful total of lives that have been suddenly blotted out, the destruction of property though unprecedented is hardly worth a thought. The actual total of deaths is as yet a matter of conjecture. Tteliable returns indicate that it cannot be less than -two thousand, while above that there is an awful margin of possibilities that swell the estimates from three to ten thousand. The only thing that js certain Is that a popula tion of 17,000 to 18,000 dwelt in the path of he descending flood. Some of these es caped; bow many it cannot yet be told. It " is permissible to hope that the vast majority of them have preserved their lives, although they are still missing; but nntil full returns are received the fear must re main that the destruction of life is to be counted by the thousands. Such a fearful disaster surpasses comment as completely as it dwarfs previous concep- c tions. In the awful presence of the facts humanity can only stand dumb and awe fctricken nntil it rouses itself to efforts in behalf of the sufferers who have escaped -with their lives and little else. HETTHEE BOOK SOB PAHIC. It is interesting to observe a number of our esteemed cotemporaries discussing the prospects for a business boom. The main provocation for such a discussion appears to be the impression that the interval of years since the last boom is abont sufficient to 'make a new one due. An editorial in the Boston Herald which is a fair example of the style, refers to the fact that the interval of eight or nine years has about elapsed; then, taking tip the theory that the prices of iron afford a fair indication for the changes of business, it points out the fact that the prices of that staple are unprece dentedly low. and upon thit basis it con cludes that there is no immediate prospect of the change which will produce a rapid advance and a general inflation of prices. The conclusion is undoubtedly correct, Vlthough Le premises by which it is reached Hiaybt a little confused. Low prices of iron have very frequently preceded a rapid advance, but -that Has always been due to the fact that the margin ot profits on the manufacture of iron was so Tar extinguished as to induce a general redaction of output. At present, although prices we very low, there is still a slight margin of profit and ,fthc volume of production bids fair to be as 'large this year as ever. Beyond that, there is the fact that rapid advances in the price in1 the iron-market, heretofore, have invari ably been caused by a sndden and unex pected increase in the demand. This has nearly always been due to a large resump tion of railroad building, and to increased expenditures, in repairs and equipments after a period of adversity in the railroad business had indueed general economy in those departments. While there has been, of late, a falling off in the railroad demand for iron and steel; and while there is hope that good crops would induce a moderate increase in that department of consumption for our manu factures, there is no reason to expect such an increase as will produce a rapid and ex ceptional inflation of values. Indeed the more pertinent question now seems to be whether there is any danger of continued de pression amounting to panic, rather than whether there is any probability of a boom in prices. The most satisfactory feature of the present situation, in the iron market at least, is the evident impossibility of either. Prices rest upon such a foundation of bot tom rock that any marked decline is as im possible as any rapid advance. The market is about as low as it can be, and its capacity for meeting all demands upon it, is so great as to make it practically certain that no great expansion can occur. There may be, and all interests will unite in hoping that there will be, a moderate increase in profits and a marked enlargement in the volume of traffic But unless some new and wholly unexpected factors should intervene, it may be taken as a foregone conclusion that the fluctuations of prices for iron during the next year or two, will be confined within moderate limits. It is for the real good of conservative business that we should have neither panic nor a boom. A panic is destructive, but an inflation of values, is the surest precursor of the shrinkage which must inevitably follow it THE NEED FOB BELIEF. Pittsburg is Responding promptly and nobly to the needs of the sufferers along the Conemaugh valley for relief from their ter rible damage which has been inflcted upon them by the unprecedented flood of Friday. Too much cannot be done in this way. Thousands of people are rendered destitute and homeless, In addition to the unnum bered hundreds whose lives have been de stroyed by that terrible outburst of the forces of nature. The contributions, which have already been made,display an unsurpassed liberality, but there is no dangerlhat additional con tributions will exceed the needs of the oc casion. Therst news from the disaster commenced to count the losses of the home less by scores, and later by hundreds; but it is now evident that they most be counted by thousands, and that the total of people whose homes have been swept away at a single blow is likely to amount up into the tens of thousands. There is no possibility of doing too much to relieve the inevitable suffering from such a disaster. Clothing will be needed, food will be needed, and money will be needed to avert the horrors which will exaggerate the calamity if the re lief is not prompt and ample. The stricken district is naturally a por tion of the territory of which Pittsburg is -the center, and Pittsburg's response to the relief of the destitute people shonld be as prompt and unbounded as the terrible and unprecedented nature of the disaster. .... A CREDITABLE BESP0NSE. There is certainly much credit due to our business men in the liberal response which has been made to the need for relief 'of the sufferers at Johnstown. An element of com pensation for the sudden and sweeping nature of the disaster is contributed by the fact that Pittsburg has been correspondingly prompt and free-handed in coming to the aid of its stricken neighbors. Our city has not been exempt in the past from the charge of slowness in public con tributions, But the calamity at Johns town came so near home and struck so many who are connected with Pittsburg by tiesof friendship and business that our people were closely touched. The contriDution of nearly a hundred thousand dollars in a single day is a measure of what our city will do for its suffering neighbors when aroused to the needs oi the case. It is also a promise that Pittsburg is ready to do all in its power to succor the survivors of the Johnstown disaster and to relieve their fearful losses. IT SURPASSES FICTION. A singular feature of the terrible disaster along-the Conemaugh river is its almost exact reproduction upon a terribly ex panded scale of the similar calamity which is told of in Charles Beade's story, "Put Yonrselfin His Place." The representa tion of the terrible force of the sudden flood in that work of fiction was considered ex aggerated when the book appeared. This idea was corrected for Pittsburg readers by the Butcher's Bun flood; but the Johns town disaster reproduces the incidents of the story more exactly. In both cases a manufacturing town lying along the nar row valley of a river was swept away. In both cases the disaster was caused "by the sudden bursting of an immense dam lying above the devoted town and forming an enormous reservoir. In reality, as well as in fiction, the calamity was caused by a sndden and unprecedented outpour of rain, and the terrible loss of life in the work of the imagination seems to have been dwarfed by the actual horrors of the reality. The improbability of the invented story is out done by the terrors of the actual event. Truth is stranger and more appalling than fiction. CONSTITUTIONAL PB0VISI0NS. The provisions of the Constitution which are obnoxious to classes interested in ob taining special favors from legislation are those regulating the railway corporations, the prohibition of special legislation and the limitation of municipal indebtedness. It is asserted by the Chicago Tribune that it is for the purpose of getting rid of these stumbling blocks to corporate aggression and municipal extravagance in the Illinois Constitution that a movement was started there for a convention to revise the Consti tution. It may not be the case that similar mo tives are behind the'proposition for a con stitutional convention in this State. There is no apparent foundation for such a charge. But it is evident-that if a constitutional convention shonld be called it would be necessary for the publie to take especial precautions lest the interests that would be benefited by the repeal of these salutary provisions should gain control of the con vention. That danger is so palpable that the people of the State may well ask them selves whether it is not better to give the present constitution a fair trial than to cast it aside within .15 years of its- ratification. It Is a pertinent fact that the people of SouthJakota, who are just now framing their own Constitution, are decidedly in favor of these provisions. That instrument forbids special legislation in favor of cor- porauons, and limits city indebtedness to 5 per cent of the tax valuation. Dakota is wise in adopting these restraints on common abuses, and Pennsylvania would be very unwise in discarding them, COSTLY E0YAL SOKES. One of the embarassments under which the English people continually labor, owing to their form of government, is the obliga tion not only to give their princes of the royal blood big allowances but also places in the army, navy or civil service. It is bad enough for the Britons to have to pay the Duke of Edinburgh, the Dnkeof Connaught and the rest of them more than a gross of, tnem would be worth, without having to risk the valuable lives of English soldiers and sailors because of the utter incom petency of their royal commanders. It is one of the absurd relics of old-fashioned monarchy that the next decade is sure to see removed. Just now the Duke of Edinburgh, who is a sulky man and a shocking bad sailor, is being tried by a sort of make-believe conrt martial for allowing the first-class man-of-war Saltan to run ashore one calm, clear day on the Mediterranean. Of course, the verdict will be that the warship Sultan is a contrary kind oi boat, with a'horrid habit of jamming herself on to reefs and things whenever she gets a chance. But to tbe ex treme edification of the naughty Badicals it has leaked out that the real reason of ihe disaster, which came near resulting in the loss of a costly vessel, was that His Royal Grace had been on a seaboard tear. Now, a tear on board ship only dif fers from a tear on dry land in that the limits ot a vessel at sea make the ine briation, as a rule, a more intense affair. It was a royal drunk; of that there is no doubt. The royal drunkard will doubtless celebrate his whitewashing when it occurs by another high old time. Our navy has a great many handicapping conditions, but it is happily free from royal dnkes who know how to handle a bottle better than a ship, whose reliance is in a corkscrew rather than a compass, and who have no need to fear the consequences of their misconduct. ON NEITHER SIDE. The attitude of the Republican party upon the liquor question is made the subject of an article in the Philadelphia Press which contains some interesting statements. We are informed by that reliable authority that in Maine, Iowa and Kansas the Republican party is essentially a prohibition party. In Illinois, Ohio, and New York it is a high license party and in New Jersey it is a high license and local option party. This is rather interesting, as showing a high degree of versatility on the part of the Bepublican party on the liquor question; but it seems to fall rather short of the needs of the occasion in failing to define the posi tion of the Bepublican party on the question in Pennsylvania. The Press is undoubtedly qualified to speak on the latter point, what ever doubt might be thrown upon its au thority with regard to the attitude of the party in other States. Consequently it is somewhat disappointing to find that jonrnal saying that in Pennsylvania the party, as a party, is not committed either for or against therprohibition amendment. It the people vote for prohibition, says the Press, the Re publican partv will accept the verdict; if they vote against it the Bepublican party will adhere to license. A great many people in the' State share the position which is thus attributed by the Press to the Bepublican party on the ques tion of prohibition; but it is rather disap pointing to find the assertion that the Be publican attitude is clear and well defined upon the liquor question contrasted with such an avowal of neutrality. It recalls the sarcasm of the old negress in "Uncle Tom's Cabin," who declared that some people were neither white nor black, and she liked to be "either one or 'tudder." Missouri has passed an anti-trust law, and now the press of that section is largely engaged in declaring that it will smash things. This kind of talk grew very fa miliar when, the inter-State commerce bill was passed. It may be effective in pro ducing the result of non-enforcement. One great cause of many public evils ot to-day is the national vice of passing laws and then letting them become a dead letter. The determination of English capital ists to bny up the United States breweries is met by a readiness on the part of the en terprising citizens of this land to sell the Englishmen all the breweries they want at the highest market rates, and then to vote on prohibition in an entirely disinterested way. The Chicago News declares that the State of Illinois is Democratic .now, and would elect a Democratic Legislature and United States Senator. As there is no election pending in Illinois we shall have to take the declaration of the esteemed A'ews on trust. Republicans will find solace for it in the reflection that it is better to have that State Democratic now than at the future dates when the elections will be held. With regard to the French affair it is certainly to be hoped that the State Depart ment will succeed in asserting the inde pendence of American women from French dressmakers, further than Jthe thralldom with which the fashions bind them. Pittsburg's relief trains already on the. road to Johnstown testify the practical sym pathy of our city for the stricken people. One hundred thousand dollars of a sub scription raised in a day is a very ma terial way of showing our sympathy and readiness to alleviate the calamity. But the sympathy cannot exceed the awful pro portions the disaster. Clothing, food or money, all seem to be equally available for the Johnstown suffer ers. The prompter the contributions the greater will be their value. ? . A MAN who was captured down in New Mexico with 350 stolen horses in his posses sion, has not been punished. The man who steals a single horse is promptly swung up in the far West, but the New Mexicans are plainly under the impression that this man is such a wholesale horse thief that he must be awarded the immunity of that class. A QUEEE IIOOSIER HOG. He Has Eight Lege, Two Bodies nnd Only One Month. Cbawfordsville, and., June L A freak of nature in the shape of a double pig was born a few miles north of here last night. It has eight less, two bodies, four ears, but only one snout and mouth, bnt a double throat and or gans for two mouths. It was of tbo Poland China breed, and has been preserved in alco hol. He Didn't Want Him to Grasp, From the Chicago News.! "I grasp tbe situation," said President Har rison after listening tor bait an hour to the man who wanted an office. "That's just tbe trouble.?' complained tbe suppliant. "What r want is for yon to let go .hn e,.n-.fnn at tli.t 1 Jt-n mat. i l tf WB M.IMiMV. NV NMH VMM ,,iWy ... .1 THE EIVEE'SMEK DRAMA. Watching the Epilogue of the South Fork Tragedr on the Allegheny's Bnnks. x Tawny and turbulent was the Ohio yester. day. It bore upon Its ever broadening bosom the fragments of a thousand homes. Tbe gray clouds gave no cheery tint to the brown waters, and they flowed furiously, biting at the banks and tossing tumultously together trees, timbers and tbe wrecks of conntless bouses thrashed out to kindling wood against bridge and rock in tbe mad rash of the flood. The sun had set tbe night before on a qniet river. It was a mighty change that had come in the night The waters seemed to have a crnel look;, and the speed of the current suggested forcibly the night of a murderer from the scene of his crime. The terrible news so graphically given in The Dispatch yesterday morning seemed ail the more thrilllngwhen the reader could look from tbe paper to the swollen river. Tbe Ohio has not been higher or uglier for a twelvemonth, and even as early as 9 o'clock yesterday morning, six miles below Allegheny, the grim messengers from the scene of destruc tion, doors, scraps of roofing, window frames, smashed furniture, and here and there some piteous reminder of a destroyed home, such as a cradle or a rocking chair, littered the ex panse of water from shore to shore. V The quay and outer wa'l of the lock at the Bellevue dam were under water, and the only .signs to show where the dam itself lay were some of the timbers of a coffer dam which has been in process of building all thl3 winter near the southern end of the wickets. At this point the river was a boiling torrent The swish and roar of the conflicting currents could be plainly beard on the train as we flew past Above tbe dam the mass of float ing debris became larger, and the scene more exciting. All along the river bank from Dlxmont np men in skiffs were to be seen pulling hard against the current and hncr ging the banks. All they seemed to be after was the lumber broken loose from rafts in tbe upper rivers. There was plenty of it But above Bellevue the skin's multiplied, and pow erful steamboats came Into view, driving be fore them tbe tows of coal which had been tied up to tbe bank along the landings of Neville and Jack's Run. The sternwheelers seemed to have all tbey could do to stem the stream. Tbe rebellious strength of the great river showed Itself plainly. It played with a heavy steamer as if it bad been a pleasure launch. V But still nothing in the Ohio's appearanco prepared one for tbe evidences of a great ca lamity that crowded upon the eye as one looked up and down the Allegheny from the Sixth street Suspension bridge. Greater floods have been seen often before in tbe treacherous Allegheny, though the yellow tide was high enough yesterday to submerge tbe Pittsburg and Western tracks and to imperil tbe craft tied to the banks. At first one hardly realized what the floes of matted debris, which at times absolutely bid the river's face, meant I heard a man who had been silently staring at the packs of splintered timber for ten minutes say: "The flood must have struck a sight of saw mills!" It was a reasonable error, for the re fuse of twenty sawmills seemed to have been emptied into the river of twenty, nay, a thousand! But it was no sawmill that turned out these shivered fragments. Down the Allegheny were slipping all that was left of thousands of homes! V When this thought struck a man's mind he shivered. The whirling race of the river made his bead swim; the thought of the homes torn into shreds, of human beings dashed to eternity without a second's warning, or held between life and death only long enough to make the final cutting of the thread more awful still, made his heart sick. Crashing and grinding against the bridge piers came down the remains of what had been yes terday tbe roofs, walls, floors and furniture ot houses in Johnstown or her tributary villages. There seemed to be no end to the flood's pillage. The crowds upon tbe bridges and the river banks bad a new relic of the great disaster to look at every minute. Here was a whole stair case "hanging together still upon the top of a floating pile of wood cut into splinters as if with a sharp hatchet The woodwork of a garden pump trailed behind an outlandish rudder. There, a compact mass of window frames, the trellis work of a porch and a whole door caught the eye of the men in a large skiff, who were on tbe outlook for human remains. See, the wreckage is so tightly twisted and wedged'together that it is strong enough to support a man's weight and one of the oars men, dropping bis oar, steps upon it and pries it open with a boat hook. The men in the boat drag away the door and heavier timbers that 1 look like beams ot a roof, while the river tears along with the boat and its quarry locked together. Tbe man with tbe boathook fishes out something limp and black. For a mo ment the spectators hold their breath, but it proves to be a man's coat; the wearer of it can not be found, and tbe discoverer resumes his place at tbe oar. His companions push off jnst in time to avoid a large tree floating with its broken roots pointing to the sky, and the shat tered skeleton of a home is swept out of sight Amonq the wreckage, which comes as fast and thick as ice floes do in a January thaw, the skiffs shoot In and out daring a great deal, but keeping in tbe narrow paths of clear water with astonishing skill. The men who are risk ing their lives in their watch for the victims of the flood are not always unsuccessful in their search. In the shadow of the Exposition build ing a clotted stack of dismembered bouse walls gives up tbe body of a woman. So cruelly have the waters nsed herthatnot a shred ot clothing hangs to her, and the wonder is that her poor lacerated body has withstood the buffeting b long. With its bow touching the pier of the Sixth street bridge and the stroke oar rowing stead ily all the time to keep her from being swung down stream a skiff holds four men who eye the procession of ruins sharply as they float by. They see strange sights. Now it is a stable rent in twain; it bas come through tbe ordeal with small injury; several bales of hay are still Inclosed in tbe woodwork, and, a pitiful sight! two horses float beside their food. The ropes that tethered the poor brntes are still unbroken bnt the wall to which they were tied is gone. In another heap a half ot a largo kitchen clock lies beside a water-butt and the bannisters of a staircase are sticking nn at odd angles from the unrecognizable tangle of splinters. J So the tide firept on for hours. Crowds of curious peoplefwatchcd the dreadful freight tbe Allegheny f nceasingly hurried toward the South from dawn till dark. It seemed as if tbe Klskimlnetas would have never done disgorg ing its prey. The story of ruin and death that the Allegheny told wasafitting epilogue to the terrible tragedy of SontbXFork. Sueelt no battlefield, drenched In blood and echoing with tbe groans of the bounded, could be more full ot dread, more f rightlni than that flood of waters fleeing from the "mountains, hiding in its dark embrace only tbe great God Himself knows bow many hapless beings. Those who saw nothing more of the disaster than the wreck-strewn Allegheny, havenoMe- sire to see such a ghastly funeral processisn N again. HEPBtma- Jomrs, PERSONAL FACTS AND FANCIES. GEOEQE W. SHAIiMT, says Consul General New, can easily save $100,000 from the fees of bis London office in four years. Queen Victoria still has her boots made In the old-fashioned way elastic sides, soft kid uppers, pointed toe-caps and low heels. THE Countess Crosy of the old nobility of Austria bas gone on the road with her circus troupe. She will take it to Paris before the Exposition closes. D. B. Fijnt. of Boston, still drives one of the horses ridden by General Grant during a por tion of tbe war. The animal is 29 years old, milk white, and still full of life. MnrasTEB, Rtan goes to Mexico fortified against the debilitating effects of the high lati tude. He bas pledged himself not to touch a drop of the Mexican national beverage. Mrs. Josephine Baxter, who died recent ly at Pomona, Cah, had an unusually varied matrimonial experience. She bad no less than six husbands in 80 years, and lost them all by death except one. Her first husband was a teacher, the seconds pork-packer, the third a Lieutenant In the regular army, the fourth -a preacher, tbe fifth a sugar planter, and tbe sixth a lawyer, wno survives ner. lli SOUL OP A heeU How a Brave Little Newsboy 'Made His, Sister's Fortune. Denver, June L A most interesting story comes from Leadvijle, how a few years ago, when the great mining camp was in the pride and glory of its wonderful career, there was employed In one of the largest newspaper of. flees there a weak and fragile little hunchback by the name of Willie fluff. The boy, though delicate In body, possessed the heart and sand of a hero. No one knew where he spent his nights, but bis days were devoted to his duties about the office and to selling papers on the streets. In all seasons he piled his vocation, and no mountain storm, however nereely it might howl about the hills, had power to drive him into shelter if there was a possible chance to dispose of his papers. Year after year pased by and the boy grew like a shadow, a walking" skeleton of helpless infancy, scarcely able to stand npright be neath the burden of his papers. It transpired, however, that the Boy had an object in view, which no mlsfortnne could make him forget or forego. The boy had an only sister, and to educate her had been the ambition of his life. The girl's voice had long before given promise of fame to Its possessor, and could it be culti vated by the masters of song, the imaginative ooy aireaay saw me worm lu worship at the feet of his darling. Out of his meager earn ings, the boy had already saved a few hundred dollars, and with this he had established the girl in one of tbe most famous conservatories of music In Europe. Thereafter every month saw a draft start upon its long journey across the ocean, and thus the sister's expenses were defrayed until she should graduate and return to become a famons singer, whose material ized image tbe boy carried in his mind. Tbe girl had nowbeengonealmost four years, and the letters which the waiting brother re ceived regularly now began to speak of her re turn, when they were to dwell together always, and she, with her divine art was to support the sickly boy and to love him to tbe end of time. The mountains changed from green to white, and from white to green again, Vhen'Willie Huff lay down among tbe shadows of the hills and faded from the earth. Tbe sister came at last, but tbe boy slept beneath the shelter of the mighty range, and the silent pines kept watch abovo his lonely grave. That sister is now the celebrated Minnie Huff. BBIBE8 OP THE CHUBCH. Two Pennsylvania Girls Take the White Ynil at Louisville. Louisville. June L The impressive cere mony of taking the White Vail, according to the ritual of the Catholic Church, was per formed yesterday morning at the Ursuline Con vent, Shelby and Chestnut streets, with nine young ladies as postulants. Their ages range from 16 to 20 years. They were each given a name, by which to be hereafter known as Jong as connected with the TJrsnline order. Mls3 Johanna Foster will be known as Sister Ancel ma; Annie Dautb, of Ottenheim, Ky., as Sister Amelia; Maggie Smith, of Madison. Ind., as Sister Mary Loretto; Mary Lntz, of Hobbstadt Ind.. as Sister Lncilla; Elizabeth Burse, of Madison, Ind., as Sister Marv Andrew; Matilda Noemer, of Cincinnati; as Sister Mary Nich olas; Annie Brinker, of Cumberland, Md., as Sister Layola; Magdalena Leonard, of Butler, Fa., as Sister Hilana, and Maggie Sherman, of Buttalo, N. Y., as'Sister Edmunda. The ceremony of investiture was performed in the chapel of the Immaculate Conception, in tbe convent and it was crowded with rela tives and friends of the young ladles. Rev. Father Deppen, of the Cathedral, officiated in tbe absence of Bishop McCIoskey, and deliv ered an appropriate sermon. Each candidate was dressed as a bride and carried a light wax taper in her hand. Tbe usual ceremonies pre vailed, ending with bestowing tbe white vail. Though now Ursuline nuns, they can, at the end ot two years' novitiate, return to the world if tbey desire to do io. EOUGH ON THE CHIEF JUSTICE. Bngcne Field Says His Poetry Is Bad, Bat Better Than His Prose. Eugene Field In Chicago Sews. Three or four of our Chief Justice's poems have come under our notice, and the only in terest we have been able to take in them isclue to tbe circumstance that they were written by the man who is now at the head of tbe Federal Supreme bench. If these same poems bad been sent to us by a lowly contributor we should bavo declined publishing them. As poems they are bad, but as freaks they are in teresting. Still we think that Mr. Fuller's poetry is better than bis prose. Mr. Fuller's prose style is very turgid and exceedingly in volved; it seems wholly incapable of epigram matic expression. His poetry has this advan tage over his prose: Few care what his poetry means and few, can find out what his prose means. Still we think that Mr. Fuller Is a successful lawyer, and that ought to satisfy Mr. Fuller. A YICriM OF ICE CEEA1L Poison In tbe Compound Said to Caused a Young Man's Death. Have Frankxin, Ind., June 1. Oscar Terrell, 16 years of age, who resided four miles north of here, came in town yesterday afternoon in the best of health. After being bere four hours he was taken seriously sick and seized with violent vomiting. Medical aid was sum moned, and the opinion of tbe doctors was that young Terrell bad been poisoned from eating ice cream. He was taken to the home of Postmaster Ben P. Brown, where be died in great agony. Tbe Coroner will bold a post mortem to-morrow morning. Too Great an Undertaking. From the Chicago News.J Four members of the Yale boat crew are to have fheirnoses perforated to increase the ca pacity of those cartilaginous tunnels for admit ting air Into the internal bellows of the oarsmen. Up to date there has been no surgical operation performed on their heads to. make them bold more knowledge. J0NE BUGS. We welcome thee. Oh, pretty month of June, For you bring to us tbe roses1 sweet perfume, And buds, that in tbe winter cost ns dear, Tbe same grow in our neighbor's yard, quite near. And for nothing do we pluck them night and morn. And our dining table with tbem we adorn; But, of course, we steal tbe most of tbem at night For neighbors1 wakeful moments then take flight Miss Moneybags Malcom. a suspicion lurks within me that you don' t love me, bnt want to marry me only for my money. Slalcom My dear, you are so silly. Don't you know I'm a member of the Amateur Athletic Union? Miss Moneybags "Well, what has that to do with it? Malcom A great deal; It bars me from taking part in any event for money. ' The funniest thing I ever saw, W as a thing contrary to nature's law; It was on the river, while taking a row, 1 taw a steamboat pass that had a. big tow. Qne side of the Chief Justice's mustache is Fuller than the other. Mr. Busyman My dear, the faculty at Har vard must be composed of nothing but lawyers and slick ones, at that. Mrs. Busyman Why so? Mr. B. Because 1 had a telegram from onr son to-day, which said: "Acting upon the faculty's advice, I leave here on the 4th lnst. for home. Please send me check for $I."I0).,, Mrs. B. Well, what Is there In that to make you think they are attorneys ? Mr. B. Why, the cost of their advice. JlY tbe side of a dock be sat one hay, An " -ach boat as it sailed away, - '. t"rt. We Ms lad, Insi .t.. d, I would h..mEy very best condition And sail for the Paris Exposition. A postman is a man of letters. If in this country it should rain a week, How the people would complain. But what would they dolf in England they lived, Where it is a lifelong reign. MRS. Swelldom My dear, a bill for $20 came for yon to-day, for one box of cigars. Now don't you think smoking ratber an expensive habit? Mr. Swelldom Well, that sounds very incon sistent coming from you. Mrs. S. Why so? Mr. S. Because Just before 1 left the office I sent a check for 1150 to BIncJay, the tailor, to pay for your riding hblt. Darling, did you speak of ex pensive habits, or did I misunderstand you? It is not money that he wants, "Nor is it any tov. But something else it takes Just now To fill the boys with Joy. And that something else Is nothing more, Than tbe picture that one gets With every box of pure straight cut Made Into cigarettes. ass 3. Sea. F SE WELL'S STkONG GRIP.' The Jersey Senator Hold to Hare a Power TulPallon the Administration ASfcrewd, Silent Politician, and Harrison's Firm Friend His Political Methods. Correspondence of Tbe DLsDStch.1 Tbenton, N. J., May 31Ex-Senator Will iam J. Seweil, of this State, has a tremendous grip on the administration. This fact has been recognized here for some time. It is now being recognized at Washington also. There is prob ably no politician In the United States that stands closer to.PresIdent Harrison than Mr. SewelL 8tories of their intimacy and of the Jersey Senator's influence with the President have been afloat for several months. But only now Is the real state of affairs known. Jersey Republicans discovered soon after the inaugu ration that ex-Senator Seweil gotwhatever he asked for at the hands of the new administra tion. All the appointments for New Jersey have been such as Seweil desired. Not an enemy of tbe ox-Senator, and he has some bitter ones in his own party, has been able to obtain even a village postmastership. Matthew Stanley Quay and James Gillespie Blaine have not the pull, so far as the signs go, with Harri son that Seweil has. How did It come about? It began some years ago when Seweil and Harrison were in tbe Senate together. It was in tbe days when the "cold tea" rule was in full force in the benate restaurant. Nothing spirit uous or even malt could be obtained. Senator Harrison was fond of good living, as he still is, nowthathe occupies theWhlteHouse. While the President is temperate in his habits, be is not a total abstainer. Occasionally he wanted a bottle of beer, and occasionally some wine, or possibly a drink of good whisky. How He Entertained Harrison. Seweil had a flue bouffet- in-hls private com mittee room. Representing a generous State and other interests, as tbe Jersey Senator did, be kept a choice stock of liquors and gave lnncbes dally that were appetizing and socia ble. Harrison sat near Seweil. Both men are dignified in manner and do not unbend easily, consequently, on tbe theory that like takes to like, they soon became well acquainted, and soon after grew to be chums ana boon compan ions. Harrison was a regular habitue of How ell's lunch room. The Indiana Senator made very few friends. Seweil was really his only close companion. Their lntimacv attracted very little attention at the time, bnt it is now recalled by tbose who were in and around tbe Senate at the time Harrison confessed his great lilting for Seweil, and often remarked, after their Senatorial relations ceased, and each had gone back to his State, that he would like to reoay some of the Jersey Senator's favors. Seweil also had a mighty warm place in his heart for Harrison. While the Jersey delegation went to Chicago last summer prac tically pledged to Blaine, Seweil, who was one of the delegates at large, was not particularly strong for the man from Maine. The President's Firm Friend. When Blaine's positive declination arrived, Seweil was among the first to wheel into line for Harrison. He did all ne conld for William! Walter Phelps, because the latter was a Jersey man. But be knew Phelps had no cbance either for the Presidency or Vice Presidency, so be whipped into the Harrison procssion as Soon as he could honorably do so. He brought the other Jersey delegates with him, gradually. Besides thU he did an amount of work for Harrison with outside dele gates that 'only tbose who knew of it could appreciate. Harrison was aware of it all along and saw that bis old Senatorial cbum was as faithful and earnest as ever. Tbe moment Harrison was elected President he made up his mind to repay the favors bis Jersey friend had bestowed npon blm so liber ally at Washington. He also resolved to renew the terms ot Intimacy that bad existed. Har rison always had a high opinion of Bewell's ability, and especially of his shrewdness as a politician. - As Mom as Colonel Quay. It was for this reason that Seweil was among the first men Harrison sent for after his elec tion. Seweil was closeted with the President a long time at Indianapolis, and he has called on him for advice a great many times since he was Inaugurated. These visits of tbe Jersey ex Senator are kept very quiet Seweil keeps bis own counsel faithfully. He is not inclined to tell even a little bit of what be knows. He drops down to Washington late in the after noon, lets bis presence at tbe Capital be a secret sees tbe President in the evening, and returns home on the midnight tram. He is at bis office in Camden as usual at tbe next morn ing and no one is tbe wiser. Returning Sewell's Favors. Another Interesting piece of information bas also come to light During the campaign last summer, Harrison remarked to an intimate friend that if be was elected, he should like to have Seweil for his Secretary of War. Tbe same opinion was quietly sent to the Jersey Senator. With his usual common sense reti cence the Jerseyman said nothing about It It is known in circles that are close to Seweil that when Harrison sent for blm soon after his election, he offered the war portfolio to the Jersey :ex-Senator. Seweil promptly declined. He said he wonld be satisfied with the naming of the New Jersey patronage. The President elect said be wanted to do more tban that He wanted bis old friend's advice at all times. So they parted with that understanding. Conse quently the President is exchanging Jersey patronage with Seweil for the tatter's sagacity and wisdom, L. S. M. Tennyson's First Poem. Alfred Tennyson received 10 sbillIngs'.for his first poem, says Current Literature. The remu neration was given blm by his grandfather as tbe reward of industry, but not of genius, since the old gentleman took the slate on which Tennyson bad written bis blank verse, wiped it clean and handed his yonthful relative the coins with tbe remark: "There is the first money you have ever earned, and I suppose It will be the last" The poet laureate's next venture was a volume of verse written with his brother, published under the title of "Poems by Two Brothers." Why the Smith's Laughed. From the Dayton (O.) Journal.! A Dayton clergyman recently startled his audience, wblch contained a large contingent of tbe Smith family, by announcing several times distinctly: "And there were no smiths In all Israel." -At the last assertion of this sol emn fact a ripple of laughter ran around the church. The Hustle of the Bustle. From the Chicago Tribune.? Though for many years the bustle, like an atblete on his muscle, has maintained its place successfully In spite of gibe and jeer. Yet so bard has been the tussle that at last it has to bustle, or 'twill find itself forever relegated to the rear. It Mast Hnvo Been Awful. From the Detroit Journal.! A Bay City man is acensed of slandering a lawyer $10,000 worth. One shudders to think what be must have said of him. MORTALITY. Bomber mlrTor of cloudy gray, JTlusblng faintly at break of day, Behold a heaving sea. , Its salty breezes damp and bleak Bougben the clam'rous waves that break Shoreward Incessantly. On tbo beach seaweeds are lying, And, their lips forever sighing, shells with pearly lining; And clinging mosses scattered round From forests in tbe dirk profound Swaying trunks entwining. From the misty distance all day long Tbe restless tide, like a courser strong, Unwearicdly sweeps In, Past that bold headland's jutting form. O'er yon bell-buoy that midst the storm Sounds clear above the din. On dangerous reefs it angry swells, And crowded ships to deatn impels, Their sailors white with f ar; WhUe shreds of salt splinters of spar, And curious waifs from coast3 afar , On foaming crest appear. Upon that desert vast and lone I gaze till cheerless day bas flown And waits the dusky eve. Tbe low 'ring western sky is cold; 1 look in vain for sunset's gold; Ho twilight glow perceive. Shrouds that shore the hurrying eight; But metblnks a glimmering light Struggles through cloud rift; Yes, yon eagle gray descries It, And discerns a realm still sunlit As the fitful shades lift. X.O. his mighty wings "extending, O'er the waste bis course be's bending; Flight so bold I'll rollow; Courage, soul, stretch thou thy pinions. Fare with him to braver regions Through the midnight hollow. W. A. HOWtAN. FITTSBCEO, May 9, 1SS9, IICILIB INTO C05GSES3. A Man Who Rose to Fame la Coneqaeaee of bb Accident. From the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.1 It is seldom that a man is kicked from a blacksmith shop Into the balls of Congress, and from being an illiterate son of toil into a law yer of the first rank and a broad and liberal statesman, yet snch a case Is furnished in the history of Indiana. Tbe subject ot this sketch John Qulncy Adams declared to be the great est natural orator in America, and yet he died at the early age of 33. His fame once filled the State, and in the halls of Congress for six years be was recognized as one of the ablest debaters in a body which numbered among Its members such men as John Quincy Adam's and Stephen A. Douglas, yet his name is now re membered but by very few. Such a change does a few years make. Few even of the politicians of this day re member Andrew Kennedy, yet no man tbe State bas ever prodnced ran a more brilliant race. He was an Ohioan by birth, but was brought to Indiana when but a child. His father was a farmer, and on a farm near the city of Lafayette young Andrew grew into young manhood without education. Before be was of age he grew tired of farm life, and left his father's bouse to seek bis fortune. He wenttoConnersviileand apprenticed himself to a blacksmitb. He threw bis whole soul Into his new employment and soon became known as, the best smith in all that region. He could hardly read and could not write "lis name. Kennedy was young, and not afraid to tackle anything of the horse kind, and one day was called npon by Mr. Parker to shoe bis horse. He made the attempt but in doing so received a kick that came near ending his life. It did end bis work at the anviL While suffering from bis injury, and unable to work, be began to study. It was with difficulty that be could read at alt but books opened a new world to him. Ambition seized upon him, and as his In tellect was of that receptive order wblch makes learning easy, he studied with avidity, at first without any specific design, bnt to know more of what there was of intellectual life. He learned rapidly, studied law, became success ful at the bar, was elected to Congress and was a candidate for United States Senator when he fell a victim to the dread disease, smallpox. PBIN0ET0N COMMENCEMENT. Mrs. Cleveland to Attend the Reception and to be tbe Chief Attraction. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. Fbinczton. N. J., June L The commence ment exercises at Princeton College will be particularly interesting this year. Outside of the large graduating class and the new build ings and handsome gifts to he presented, tbe Sophomore reception and ball will be especially noticeable. Mrs. Grover Cleveland is to be one ot tbe patronesses of tbe ball. Tbe other patroness will be Mrs. George H. Clark, Jr., of Newark. Mrs. Clark Is the daughter-in-law of William Clark, the big thread manufacturer. Mrs. Cleveland and Mrs. Clark will conduct the reception and be the chief centers of attraction. Long ago, while Mrs. Cleveland was Frances Folsom, she took a great fancy to Princeton. A number of her friends graduated from the college, and some of this year's graduates were old admirers of tbe ex-President's wife when she was a school girl. Mrs. Clark came from Philadelphia and Is more stylish tban Mrs. Cleveland, although possibly not quite so handsome. She bas a host of friends and admirers and will be sur rounded all tbe evening of the ball. Ten years ago these balls, were not permitted by tbe Princeton faculty. There was too much Cal vinism to stand such an innovation. But of late younger and less orthodox blood has taken the lead in the Board of Trustees and this year the reception and ball will be tbe most brilliant in the history of Old Nassau. TOO MUCH BED-PEPPEB, It Broko Up a Banquet of Wisconsin Uni versity Girls. Madison, Wis., June L There is a big row in the University of Wisconsin, and several students will be expelled. A large reception was given last night by the yonng ladles of the Delta Gama Society lnbonorof the visiting delegates to the National convention now In session here. The reception was given in Li brary Hall, at tbe State University, and was at tended by a large number of ladles and gentle men. In the Ute hours of the evening a com motion was caused by a violent epldemlo of sneezing, cansed by the injection through a hole in the ceiling of a large quantity of cay enne pepper. Many ladles were taken sick and had to leave the building. Then tbe f nnny part of the business began. The police were called, ud. reinforced by youths in dress suits ana dignified professors, started for the roof to capture the miscreants. In the tussle that ensued one professor stepped through the ceiling, another was knocked down and beaten, and another received a charge of pepper in his eyes. Several promi nent non-fraternity students are charged with complicity. Two suspensions nave been made, and further developments are anxiously awaited. """ THE SMALLEST FEMININE FOOT. It Belonged Fo a- Famons Beauty and Was Only Five Inches Long. From the Chicago News, j From an Eastern weekly we learn that Mrs. James Andnese has the most beautiful foot in New York. The shoe this lady wears is a No. 10, child's size. Unfortunately the exact di mensions of the foot are not given, so that we cannot compare with other famous feet. 'The Duchess of York was a famous beauty of the court of George IH. Her shoe, which is still preserved, measured five inches in length, and the Instep of her foot was from the lower arch to tbe top a distance of three inches. The duchess was somewhat above tbe medium height of women, and her carriage 'is said to bave been remarkably graceful In marked contrast to the uncertain movement wblch usually distinguishes women with unnaturally small feet Excellent Advice. From the Cotrolt Free-Press. J A Pennsylvania paper advises its readers never to climb a tree after a panther. It should not stop there. None of its readers should enter a bole after a woodebuck. FOE WOMEN EEADEES. Soft silk Is the proper material for tea gowns now. Makquise laces are dividing popular favor with chantllly. Sn.S mitts of black or of tan color will be much worn this summer. , White crepe cloth is now nsed in pretty com binations with suran or china silk. An odd jewelry craze has just struck Paris. The ladies there are wearing big loops of gold in their ears-V'creole earrings" tbey are called. There are only two women living who have gowns embroidered with real pearls. Tbey are Queen Margbarita Of Italy and Mrs. Bonanza Mackay. Lono wraps for carriage wear or for travel ing purposes are made np veiy stylishly in camel's hair, suran, cashmere, mohair, pongee, beige, or corah. , Black gowns are often relieved with touches of color here and there. Embroidery ia soft, dull cashmere tints is considered tbe best thing wherewith to brighten them. Eleoant full-dress garments are of chan tllly. escurlal and Spanish lace, and are decor ated with watteaus of lace, passementerie or ribbons. Some have ruches of lace carried across the shoulder. For. the tennis field ladies will wear the blouse basque, in preference to the old-fashioned sailor. The back of the blouse is fitted to the figure, but allowed to fall full at the front and is laced with cords. In arranging tbo trimming upon a bonnet care must be taken that the outlines of the shape are preserved. The tiny frames can easily be smothered in ribbons, laces or flowers and their prettiness entirely destroyed. A noyeltt In hair dressing is a revival of the old revolutionary style. The hair is woven into one large braid, which is carried from the nape of the neck to tbe extreme top of the head! It is not a pretty coiffure, and proves most trying to all but the very prottieSt of women. The parasol of this spring is slightly larger than heretofore. It bas a paragon frame and a long, slender handle, topped with silver or gold that Is often set with jewels; Some very showy ones are made pagoda-shaped or draped with net tulle, gauze or lace. A new fancy is to have lace trimming under the silk but none outside- Paris milliners predict that ribbon wDI soon get the better of flowers as the trimming for stjllsh hats. It is nsed in all widths, from -baby"1 up to ten inches, and appears in the richest weaves ana tbe most daring yet artistio color combinations. When ribbon is combined with flower trimming very narrow velvet is of tenest need, of a color to sates the aomtnaat hue of he blossoms. CU1I0HS C05DEHS, , y. '7P. Mr. George Clements, of'Gainesville, Gahas a bnach of W distinct heads'of cabbages on one. stalk. C. H. Chappell, the General llanager of the Chicago and Alton Railroad, was a freight brakeman not many years ago. The latest railway signal indicates automatically the time that bas elapsed, np to 20 minutes, since the last train passed It. An Bast Saginaw family that is sup ported by public charity scraped together money enough to pay tne.tax on a S3 dog. Between 15,000 and 16,000 children are lost in London every year, but nearly 93 per cent of them are restored to their parents through tbe aid ot tbe police. Fort Keogb, Mont-, has the widest range of temperature of any place on earth. Last summer the thermometer ranged from 120" to 130 above, while recently it marked 63elow zero a total range of 185. A negro testified In ft St Louis Police Conrt the other day that while be bad good clothes to wear he preached the gospel, bnt as soon as his clothes wore out and his money ran low he went to work as a day laborer. In Holland an unmarried woman al ways takes the right arm of her escort and the married woman the left At a church wedding the bride enters the edifice at the right arm of the groom, and goes out on the left side of her husband. Dennysville, Me., a town of 522 people, has no debt and has 11,000 to her credit There has not been a fire for 80 years. One Peter E-Voso bas been First Selectman 29vears. Treasurer 23 years, Assess or 31 years, Overseer a years ana xown Agent M years. Eliza Jane Starr, an Oakland, CaL, widow, has petitioned the Supreme Court to increase her allowance of pin money. Her husband used to give ber 5L600 per month, and she is now only receiving tlfXO, which she claims is not sufficient for her incidental ex penses. It has been calculated that the railroads of tbe world are worth nearly 300,000,000,000, or about one-tenth of the wealth oi the civilized nations, or more tban a quarter ot their in vested capital. At this rate all the ready money In the world would buy only about one third of tbem. W. G. Whidbr. of Atlanta, Ga., has s Scotch terrier who sails nnder the name of Jim. Recently Jim caught and killed in a branch a mink weighing two pounds and a half, and a few moments afterward he ran afoul of and killed a rattlesnake's pilot by shaking him as limber as an old rag. Elastic sideboots began about 1843, and tbe elastics were made in England. Boots and shoes were sewn up to the year 1S00, then nails were introduced. It was about the middle of the last century that high heels began to be worn. Makers of beels were then introduced into the shoemaker's trade.' Even now there are 400 heelmakers in Paris. Onion parties are fashionable in Ne braska. Six girls stand in a row, while one bites a small chunk out of an onion and a young man pays 10 cent3 for a guess as to which one it was. If he guesses right begets to kiss tbe other five, but if he doesn't he is only allowed to kiss the one with the onion scented breath. This amusement is said to be highly popular with Nebraska young folks. A gentleman last week spent three days in Northeast Putnam and Clay counties Georgia, and while in the latter county ob served in the flat woods a novel spectacle. One day about noon be rode past a five-acre field and saw the entire family working it. In the middle of the field was a flow, to which was hitched the old man, assisted by tbe son and daughter, the old woman doing the plowing. The field was almost plowed.and how long tbey bad been thus engaged the gentleman did not learn. At Middletown, Conn., Olin J. Clark has a curiosity which he tnlnks is the next thing to being a miracle. Last fall he felled an old cherry tree, cut it into cdrdwood and threw tbe sticks in a pile In his wood house. The other day be happened to look at the sticks, which had become seasoned, and was astounded to note that several of the sticks were covered with perfect cherry blossoms. Twigs bad put ont from the old logs and the flowers were on them. Such vitality in wood is unprecedented. Mr. Clark has left tbe blos soms untouched, humoring a speculation that tbey may develop fruit The Troy township, Crawford county, man who bnrned down his barn in order to de stroy a bumble bee's nest will probably be glad to learn that there is an old residentcr at Bel fast Me who would be a worthy rival for nil in a leather medal contest The Maine niaS ota big fall tbe otber day while shingling h arn, but escaped without Injury. His son wr .' away at the time and on bis return the old gen tleman told blm about tbe accident and pro ceeded to show him just how it happened. -He succeeded so well that be fell from tbe roof with a dull, illustrative thud and broke one of bis legs. A Mr. Yancey met with his death in a strange manner down In a town in Texas called Miller's Ferry. It appears that several horses bad broken into a field adjoining his residence and Mr. Yancey mounted a horse in an effort to drive them out Tbe intruding horses while pursued by Mr. Yancey dashed Into the yard at tbe rear of a neighbor's bouse, and Mr. Yancey in trying to turn tbem back ran against a wire clothes line, which caught him nnder the chin and out bis throat. He fell off bis horse, see ing which Miss Simms ran to his assistance. She succeeded In lifting blm to his feet and led him into the house, on entering which Mrs. Blmms inquired: "Mr. Yancey, what is the matter?" Mr. Yancey, in reply, waved his band and tben dropped senselesson tbe lounge, blood flowing from his nose and mouth. The next moment he was dead. The States so fortunate as fo be out of debt are Illinois, Wisconsin, Delaware, West Virginia and Colorado. West Virginia is pro hibited by ber Constitution from going into debt California and Iowa bave no debt to set tle, thongh paying interest on a school fund. Kentucky is nearly free from debt New York owes $7,000,000. Ohio and Minnesota less tban $1,000,000. New Jersey and Kansas less than $2,000,000. Virginia is the most heavily bur dened, having a funded debt of over 3,000,000, and an unfunded debt of over $8,000,000. Massa chusetts carries tbe next heaviest debt, over $31,000,000. Next comes Tennessee, $17,000,000; Pennsylvania, $15,000,000: North Carolina, J13. OuaoOO; Louisana, $12,000,000, and Maryland, $11,000,000. Total Indebtedness of all tbe States Is $220,000,000. which is less than 1 Der cent of their aggregate taxableproperty. Tbe rate of taxation is heaviest in Nevada, Nebraska and Louisiana. And, though Massachusetts stands second in tbe size of her debt, she has the lowest rate of taxation in the Union less tha? 12 cents per $100. CLIPPED BITS OF WIT. The reason the small boy does not wear a bathing costume is because nothing is good enough for him. Tirre Haute Express. Ex-Basso The singers to-day have no strength, I assure you. children. I sang once in Vienna so hard that a gentleman In tbe parquet became dear, and be never was sorry for it" ntegende Blatter. , Excited Individual A terrible murder ; has been committed. .-.. Chicago Police Cnlef-Ah! Then Imust call ont tbemUltiaand have the police force arrested. Minneapolis Tribune. Cowboy Say, youl Do you run this en gine? Locomotive Engineer Yes. what can I do for you? Cowboy I want a situation as cow catcher. I've been on a ranch lor the last ten years. Boston Herald. The dentist's daughter (who hears her father approaching) O, dear Edward, here comes my father. If be should find ns together here w are lost. O. he Is eomlngl You wUl have either to ask for my hand or let him pull out a tooth for jou.Fliegenae Blatter. "Confound it," muttered Dobson. "What's the matter, old man?" Inquired Blod son. who was waiting In tbe library. "Why. you see It was dark out there In the kitchen and 1 clssed my wife by mistake. I hope she doesn't suspect." Minneapolis Tribune. X What has become of Peterson? I've not seen him rbr a week. Y.-Tbere's no telling where he Is now, poor fellow. He told roe abont a week ago that he was going to take off his winter flannels. If I knew where he was buried I would go and strew a few flowers. Texas Sifting. Not a Physiognomist Barber Wish any oil on your hair, sir? Customer (exploslvely)-obody that has any sense uses hair oil nowadays. Do I look like a howling idiot? . , . . Barber (deferentially)-No. sir; but I'm not a good Judge of faces. I always ask the question anyhow. Chicago Tribune. A messenger boy last week broke the rec- x ord and ran a mile and a half la eighteen iml ntes. He was coached during the entire dlstar however. Thero was a dog Ajht at the clc the first quarter, a street band at the end half, a are engine at the third quarter and s procession at the finish, while a woman w letter she wanted blm to maU was, a elw to blm all the way. You can get an awn speed ont of these feUows IX yoa kn- worklt-Zftirtune. .. ' I v 1 rrtl trie ' -V