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Sunday, one year... 10 00 Datlt Dispatch, Including Snnday, per quarter...- 2 SO DAH.T Dispatch, Including Snnday, one month 90 EUXDAT Dispatch, oncycar 2S0 Weeklt Dispatch, one year. lis The DAU.T Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35cent per week, orinclndlngthe&undayedltlon, st30 cents per week. PITTSBUEG. FRIDAY, MAY 31, 1688. SOME OP THE CHANGES. Xothing in the Decoration Day and Grand Army Day proceedings of these later years more impresses' the beholder than the evidences of the losses which the scythe of Time, more fatal than the arms of battle, is inflicting in the ranks of the old soldiers. One ot the speakers at Homewood Cemetery yesterday gave a forceful local illustration of the case by naming six well known Pittsburg veterans who died within a single month this year. Nor is it only the lists of those who are mustered out from day to day that tell the story. The grayer hairs and the failing strength of many of the older men among the survivors suggest inevitably that each joar from now on will witness sadder and more noticeable diminu tion of the answers to roll call on Decora tion and Grand Army Days. But though the men who fought pass away, Decoration Day will always remain, one of the most interesting of national holi days. The story of the war of '6C-65 is virtually the story of the new birth and re generation of the republic, at which it broke the bonds of slavery and started out on such a career of growth and prosperity -.under the auspices of a perfect union of the fetates as it had never known before. Each feneration will be trained to the observance of this form of memorial. The very time of year insures the perpetuation of the -day. "When Nature is most beautiful; when the cities of the dead ire clad in such rare nat ural garments as bespread them at the close of May. it would be no""difficult task, even were there no question of patriotism, to get the public to take a restful holiday. It is not surprising that the tone of Deco ration Day speeches shows, too, the influ ence of change. There is not now so much of recital of the special services of particular commands, as was naturally the custom while the war was yet recent and each ot its scenes and incidents vividly fixed in the memory of speakers and auditors. But, if anvthinc has been lost in particularity in thje discourse, there is not less distinct gain asSo. other qualities. The sadness inspired among, the survivors, as they see their old comrades drop away year by year, in vests many of the orations with a deeper pathos than even was possible before. The happy union at last ertab lished; the sure extinction of the last embers of sectional bitterness; the peaceful and prosperous present and the glowing future-that spreads out before the nation for wliirh thev fontrht these ininnrt a firmness snd confidence in summing up the results oi-lhe war which the Decoration Day ora tor of twenty, or even ten, years ago might imagine but could not in their full measure realize. A COMPLETE BACK-SOWS. A telegraph synopsis of the leading feat ures of the Samoan treaty shows a complete back-down on the part of Germany. Not nnlv is thfi ripnnftpd Ivinr to be restored, rint vihe German claims for indemnity from the Samoans are whittled to a mere nominal sum Also, elaborate provisions are made and guarantees set up for the future peace and development of the islands free from dominating influence on the part of any single nation. This is surely one of the most wonderful changes of front accomplished by diplomacy in our times. How eager European nations are to preserve a good understanding with our republic could not be more completely demonstrated than in the acquiescence of Germany in the Samoan proposals. Not that they contain a whit more of concession than the occasion justly demanded, but be cause the hitherto arbitrary Bismarck was already committed so far and so vigorously to an entirely opposite policy. ; Blaine and Bayard are entitled to what ever praise is justly due for a successful .negotiation. As both Secretaries had a 'hand in the settlement it is not-worth while, and might be ungenerous, trying to appor- " tion the credit between them. ENEBGETIC HEALTH GUABD1AITS. The State Board of Health is showing commendable energy in the discharge of its duties. It is now in session in this city and the proceedings at its meeting yesterday were of a hiehly interesting character. Among the matters discussed were the re ports irom the members of the board as to the methods adopted by them to arrest the progress of epidemic diseases in different parts of the State. Other important inibr mation relating to the establishment of a quarantine station at the Delaware Break water, which is greatly needed to protect the port of Philadelphia and indeed the whole country, was made public. But the event of the meeting in which the public is most concerned was the summons ofaLatrobe physician to appear before the board to answer a charge of issuing a false certificate of death. The charge is that a baby died in Latrobe and its body was shipped to Fredericksburg, O., on the cer tificate of Dr.. Campbell that death had re sulted from lung disease. It is charged that the child died from scarlet fever, and that the body carried infection to Freder icksburg, where the disease became fatally prevalent. It should be remembered, how ever, that these are the allegations only of Dr. C. O. Probst, State Secretary of the Ohio Board of Health, and that Dr. Campbell's side of the case is to be heard today-if he obeys the board's summons. , ... The health .of the State cannot but reap . greatadvan&ge from -the inspection and remedial measures provided by the Board of Health, and tho more so when its mem-1 bers display such an intelligent and cour ageous spirit in the work. A CHECK TO BfclGAHDAGE. The business of burglarious masquerading, with refinements of torture that would better suit the dark ages thrown in, is receiving a severe check through the proceedings of the Somerset Court Southwest Pennsylvania and West Virginia had been selected for that picturesque and dramatic industry, partly because of the scattered settlements and the convenience of the mountain and forest hiding places, and partly, doubtless also, for the reason that the law has long had something of a reputation for tardiness and inefficiency in reaching the individual in that neck of the woods. Such compulsory acquaintance with the forms and ends of legal procedure, as it seems the purpose of the Somerset proceedings now to diffuse throughout that judicial district, will pnt a swift end to brigandage up there. It is amazing that people could anywhere be found within the limits of the Common wealth at once so benighted and so criminally adventurous as to think that daring out rages like those committed at Elk Lick and at McCIellandtown could be permitted to go unpunished in Pennsylvania. THE NEED OP BEGULATTON. Speaking of the showing in The Dis patch of the importance to Pittsburg in dustries of the reduction in ore rates, the New York Commercial Advertiser says that it "illustrates the enormous power of rail roads to regulate by their own adjustment of freight charges the growth of industries in different localities. It is this power, and the railroad's equally dangerous power of building up the business of a single concern by discriminating rates, which makes nec essary an intelligent supervision of railway charges by the State." That is exactly what the supporters of railway regulation have been contending for years; and it is encouraging to find that a journal of the Commercial Advertiser' position has at last come to recognize the justice of the claim. That progress permits the hope that it will yet be seen that a condition which requires the regulation of freight charges by the State is as abnormal as one which would call for the regulation of the price that the farmer shall get for raising grain or cattle; and that the only perfect reform will be the establishment of such a free operation of de mand and supply that the force of competi tion will fix the reward of one service as un erringly and unalterably as it does that of the other. As to the danger which our New York cotemporary goes on to refer to, of "legisla tion which bade fair at one time to destroy all the profits of the railroad corporations," the possibility must be recognized; but as to the actual fact we would be glad to have it exercise its usual frankness in say ing whether it really believes that the granger legislation had half as much to do with the railway insolvencies of 1873-7 as the preceding practice of building roads on first mortgage bonds, and issuing the second mortgages and stock as pure water. HOWES POB THE TOILERS. There is a great deal beside novelty to recommend Erastus "Wiman's scheme for building houses for poor men, which some of Pittsburg's wealthy men are said to be desirous of adopting for application here. As Mr. "Wiman explained his scheme to them, it consists in building cheap houses, costing not over $1,S00 apiece, on Staten Island, and then renting them to laboring men at $300 a year for a series of years, on condition that if the man dies during the term of the lease, the house goes to his widow in fee simple at the time of his death. 'And if he lives through the lease term and pays his annual rent of $300 regularly, then the house becomes his by reason of those very annual payments which were' called rent while they were being made, but in fact were more in the natnre of life insur ance premiums and home purchase money combined. In the' absence ot some essential particu lars it would not be fair to Mr. Wiman or to any one concerned to pass upon this pro ject But at present any plan by which the toilers in our mills and shopi ould be pro vided with cheap and healthy houses, ot which they might by the exercise' of com mon care and thrift become possessed, would be of prodigious benefit to the men and their families, and almost in as great a de gree a blessing to their employers. Por the possession ot a home carries with it a sense of responsibility that is sure to make a man a better citizen, a better workman and a better husband and father. PBEE LUNCH JOURNALISTS. When a party of men travel about the country on railroad passes, loudly proclaim ing that they are editors or journalists, it is pretty safe to say that they are deadbeats. In cities such men are usually called free lunch fiends or simply beats. Their connec tion with the press is generally confined to borrowing quarters from newspaper men. It is pleasant therefore, to hear of the sorry discomfiture of a gang calling itself the Ohio Editorial Excursion, which started on a trip through the South a week or two ago. The party consisted of fourteen journalists, about a hundred unspecified anomalies, and one newspaper man probably a very young one. At first the Ohio editorial excursionists, on the strength of their title, were received and entertained royally wherever they went But gradually it leaked out that there was not an editor in the party, and they got, in stead of free hack rides, speeches and banquets, a decided cold shoulder when they reached Atlanta. They had difficulty in getting out of the frigid region after their identity was established, tor the railroad men lifted the passes. We regret that we cannot certainly say that none of the crew reached home. The editors of Ohio, how ever, have greater cause to regret the return of the excursionists, and The Dispatch begs Ho tender its heartfelt sympathy to them. Now they claim that rich iron mines have been found near Guthrie in Oklahoma. This is the second discovery of minerals in the new land. The lead industry is still flourishing. But it is not healthy. The stepfather of Prank Black says that the latter is too much of a coward to have had anything to do with the murder of Dr. Cronin. If the murder was committed as it is now supposed to have been, there Is the best reason for believing that his murderers were cowards everyone. Most murders are committed by cowards. It is to be hoped that Luke Dillon speaks for the Clan-na-Gael when he says: "The oath of secrecy must never be aUowed to conflict with the duty which we owe as citi zens to the.republic" A campaign speech of President Har rison's was read before the P&rnell Commls--sion yesterday by a witness. It they start in to read all General Harrison's campaign speeches the commission will never rUte at all. Prom his nomination to his election General Harrison spoke almost every day. The latest report from Hayti is that Legi time is having victory after victory on paper, while Hippolyte is winning battles on land. It looks asif Legitime would shortly have to leg it. One of the most satisfactory features in the Samoan treaty is that It allows merely a nominal indemnity for the destruction of German lives and property. Bismarck wanted to punish the Samoans for defend ing their homes, but in this, as in other par ticulars, he failed. Ex-Secbetaby Bayaed has. come out of the Samoan affair with credit after All, but It seems slightly odd that he should Se leaning on the arm of Secretary Blaine. The boys in blue, rather elderly boys to be sure, marched to the front everywhere yesterday. The Brooklyn boys had the President among them. In Pittsburg the only assistants were Private Dalzelland local orators, but the day was splendidly observed. The rebel skies wore gray yesterday, but they refrained from hostilities till the veterans in blue had concluded the mem orial services. Goyibnob Beaveb's appropriation bills do not affect the interests of Western Penn sylvania to any great extent As long as the ax slants off on the eastern side of the. AUeghenies Governor Beaver's agility in its use will be commended here. The Chicago police are making the Cronin murder more of a mystery every day. Call off the detectives and let in a few reporters! Judging by the experience of recent years there is a fair prospect of an agree ment when the masters and the men come to discuss the wage scale, which a committee of the Amalgamated Association will pre pare for next Tuesday's convention. Cbonin bids fair to become chronic The AUeghenies received a slight check in their race for the bottom seat yesterday. They were defeated'in the morninglhut they couldn't lose in the afternoon. Even the AUeghenies cannot' lose all the time. PROMINENT PEOPLE PARAGRAPHED. Ms. A. J. Dbexel, Jb., Is building a fine new country house at Philadelphia. Abchbishop WrLUAM H. Qbo'ss, of Ore gon, will sail for Rome in abont two weeks to pay his first official visit to the Vatican since the pallium was conferred upon him. It is stated that Pigott had his life Insured for the sum of 1,000 in the English and Scottish Law Life Insurance offices, and paid the pre miums regularly np to the last. No claim has yet been made upon the company. Pigott's suicide, it is said, cannot affect the policy, as it had been over five years In existence. DrmiNQhis sojourn at the Czar's winter palaco the Shah of Persia occupied rooms mag nificently furnished. Decorations of red silk, enormous vases of malachite and doors made of tortoise-shell pleased his oriental taste. Fif teen carriages and 10 horses were placed at his disposal. He is traveling with a retinue of G5 persons. Wibijah Boank ErjTPiK, who died at "Valley Farm, Chesterfield county, Virginia, a few days ago, was a great-grandson of Thomas Jefferson. He was educated at the "Virginia Military Institute, and left that school to serve in the Confederate army. He was for many years rector of the Board of Visitors of the University of Virginia, of which' Institution his great-grandfather was the founder. Spain is excited over the news that BIzco del Borge. the famous brigand, has been killed in the Cordova Mountains. He was. a young man of noble birth, who some years ago got into a love difficulty In Madrid and killed his rival. He was obliged to flee and took to the mount, alns. Organizing a band of outlaws he became the most successful brigand of modern times so far as Spain is concerned. He was the typ ical brigand of romance, .handsome, cultured, courteous and cruel. His death is a public benefit to-the Cordovans. A wave-worn, unhewn mass of trap rock, at Kittery Point, Me., has recently been placed over the grave ot the late Levi Lincoln Thax ter, the Browning reader and student well known, besides, as a naturalist and Greek scholar: It bears the following inscription: Levi Lincoln Thaxter Born in Waltham, Mass., February 1, 1821. Died, May 81, 188i Thou whomrthese eyes saw never, say friends true, Who say my soul, helped onward by my song. Though all unwittingly, has helped thee too? I gave out of the little that I knew: How were the gift requited, while along Life's path I pace, couldst thou make weakness strong, Help me with knowledge for Lite's old. Death's new! B. B. toL. L. T., April, 1885. No one can be at a loss to recognize the authorship of the epitaph, even without the initials "B. B." appended. . ARKELL 18 A WONDER. He Will Not Accept to Appointment From President Harrison. From tne'New Tork Evening Bnn.l The wonder of the country has been discov ered. It is the man who can have a fat Gov ernment office from President Harrison and doesn't want it. This extraordinary Individual is ihort in stature, rotund in face and, form, and wears a continuous broad smile on his countenance. The latter Is evidently due to his abstinence from politics and bis proprietor ship in a comic paper. His name Is W. J. Arkell, and, he Is the new business partner of Bnssell Harrison, the son of the President It was published in this morning's papers that the pnnce of the Fresidental household had visited the national capital yesterday for the" purpose of securing "Judge" Arkell's appoint ment as Minister to Russia, in order that un handicapped, be might astonish the world with his gigantic Ideas in modern pictorial journalism. An Evening Sun reporter found Mr. Arkell in his palatial building at Sixteenth street and Fifth avenue this morning, and Inquired after his political prospects. He said: 'There is not a word of truth in the story. I told the Presi dent yesterday that there is no consideration that would Induce me to accept any office in his gift. I was in Washington yesterday on bust ness and pleasure. I went out riding with the President and we chatted abont politics and things. In the course of our conversation he asked me if I would accept an appointment. My answer yon already know." "Was the office the President had in view for you the Russian mission T" "I don't know." and the smiling journalist graciously bowed the interview to an end. A WONDER OF JOURNALISM. What a Salem Exchange Has to Say of The Dispatch. From the Salem (0.)ltepubllean. Thk Pittsbubo, Dispatch is one of the most enterprising papers west of the AUe ghenies. It is always full to .the brim of the latest news, and on Sundays its general edition of 20 pages is the Wonder of journalism, not so much for the quantity as for the excellent quality of its reading -matter. Its home and foreign correspondence is among the best written and published. What you want is The Dispatch always near at hand. It is an ency clopedia of general knowledge. Tho Men' Who Appreciated It, From the Norrlstown Herald. In a theater at Ashton, England, during the performance of a melodrama, an excited woman threw her. bonnet at the "villain" on the stage, who war strangling one of the char acters. .The applause foil jwlng her. action was uproarious, the most 'of it coming from the gentle&eawho sat immediately la the rear of the bonnet ... . Til TOPIOlL TALUK. A Quiet Dor-'lit Tofc-a What is Hard Work? Holidays to Heaven A Barber's Secret'. The city itself was quieter' in the daytime yesterday than usual; there were no crowds- of holiday-makers upon the streets, and the pro cessions in honor of tho day did, not traverse the down-town streets at all. Those who made a holiday of yesterday and nothing more went out of town, and those to. whom Decoration Bay meant something more than mere' opportunity for recreation spent the greater part of the day in the cemeteries. And so until "night "came down the business part of the city seem -d to have been deserted by half its usual denizens. Though they had Phil. Weis' Bijou Theater band to cheer them on their way the -pedestrians who yesterday circled around the track in the London Theater hardly seemed to be getting a glut of enjoyment out of the 12 hours go-as-you-please. -There were several young men of this city from the mills in the race and out ot it as far as any chance of their win ning was concerned. It looks easy enough to trot around a prepared track for half a day. and these young men bad ventured into the race on the clear understanding with them selves that the race was not to interfere with the next day's Work. 1 do not know whether any of these tyros stayed in tho race to the finish last? 'night bnt if any of them did I'll be bound their stiff limbs and general wretchedness this morning will keep them from work for more than a day or two. . And yet when the big walking match of six days' duration was in progress at the Central Kink, I remember hearing a youngEnglishman in the race, upon wbom'the strain of continued walking acted effectively as an emetic, say to some friend who asked him why be bad desert ed his trade for the race track: "I'd rather do anything than work I " If walking bard for six days and nights, with very small intermissions for refreshment and repose, is not the hardest kind of work, 1 won der what is. V AN EDITOR'S NEEDLESS ANXIETT. 'The preacher, wise and eloquent With many a verbal gem. Had pictured to a grand extent The New Jerusalem. "Oh there, ' he said, "there will be peace And Joy that jives alway; Andln Its streets will never cease A perfect holiday I" Spake then an editor no Turk: "Ne'er may I heaven 6eel A holiday means double work At single pay for me 1" x H. J. V On Tuesday afternoon a barber startled me by saying that he knew a thing that would agitate society in general from basis to battle ments, if it were known. Naturally it took some persuading to extract this charge of moral dynamite from its cartridge, as it were. But it was out at last Said the barber: "If you will observe the mustaches of the men you know you will dis cover in nine cases out of ten that one side ot the moustache always flourishes better than the other. Most men are aware to some ex tent of this peculiar phenomenon, but I do not believe that anyone ?ho is the victim of it can explain it to you off hand. Yet the reason for this difference in the opposite sections of the mustache is simple enough. This Is the secret: The side a man sleeps on most often will always be found to corres spond with the side of the mustache which does not grow properly, is straggling and very often bleached. Naturally, yon see, the pres sure of the face on the pil'ow brings about the falling out of the hair, and the tendency of the saliva to now irom tne lower comer of the mouth during a man's sleep doubtless assists in the process of disintegration. "I have noticed some singular phenomena in this field of inquiry, and I remember that when I was in the Palmer House barber shop in Chicago I discovered that the right side of Mr. Fuller's, now Chief Justice Fuller's, mustache was not so heavy and glossy as the left." AN LSTASI0N OP BUGS. Brooklyn Alive With Them, and Housewives at Their Wits' JEnd." ' Brooklyn, May SO. The potato bugs have come to town, and there is nothing so lowly or so humble that they disdain it Every archi tectural detail they seem to think decorated and improved by their presence. They swarm in the streets, they cluster on the sidewalks, they organize processions up the front steps of the houses, forage throueh the kitchen, have picnics in the parlors, camp out in the bed rooms, play hide-and-go-seek in the attics, to boggan on the roofs and the signal corps climb the lightning rods to see if the last of the forces have left the back country. The Brooklyn housewife and every Brook lyn woman is a housewife is at her wit's end to exterminate them. When the potato bng invades the potato field, the opulent farmer treats the vines to paris green and the visiting bugs come in for some of the treat This kind of a free lunch does not agree with the interior structures of the festive little ruminant. Some of the natives of Brooklyn have chickens. Chickens love potato bugs. When a shanghai sees one of the little' round shouldered cusses, with his yellow and black striped "blazer" on, he almost trlp3 over him selfin his hurry to get at it Cluck! One glut tenous snap of the bill and the potato bng is gone. Now in ibis late distribution of bugs in Brooklyn the chickens have shown themselves such insatiable gluttons that many of them are now languishing with the gout ELECTRICITY DOESN'T HURT. A DIan Who Was Nearly Killed by It Tells How He Felt. ViBGrNIACrTY. Nev.. May 30. In view of the fact that the approaching execution by electricity of Kemmler, the Buffalo murderer, is a theme of general interest both among humanitarians and the great public, who await with interest the result of this untried innova tion, the experience of an' electric light em ploye in this city cannot fall to be interesting. Henry Faull a week ago to-day received a shock from which he remained' unconscious for 15 minutes, during which time his heart showed no sign of pulsation. The palm was burned where he had held the wire. The cur rent passed down through the right side of his body, leaving no mark, save where It left the foot, the toes of which were scorched lilarl- Faull gives the following account of his sensa tions: After grasping the wire he was immediately drawn upward with irresistible force and en deavored to shout for aid, but although an other workman was but three feet distant, bis voice was not audible. Although suspended by bis hands with his toes resting on the boiler plate floor for scarcely a second, Fault says It appeared to him that he was in that position Several minutes. He felt no pain whatever. This is the last he remembers until restored to consciousness. . A WONDERFUL MADSTONE. The Hlchlr Prized Heirloom Belonsins; to a Kentucky Family.' Milan, Ind., May SO. Louis Craven, aged 18 years, living one mile south of here, was bitten in the hand Sunday by a dog supposed to be affected with hydrophobia. Tho dog was killed after having bitten a number of animals. E.D. Tanner, a business man of this place, volunteered to go to Kentucky and get a mad stone. For several generations the Tanner family has possessed one of these mysterious stones. Since tbe death of the father the Tan ner brothers, five in number, have kept the stone in the County Treasurer's safe in Bur lington, Ky. The stone was applied and stuck to the wounded hand for two hours. Another tnal was made to-day, but the stone failed to adhere to tbe wound. The mystio stone is clear as crystal, rough and irregular and weighs about three ounces. The Tanner -brothers value it hiehly, and are bound to return it to its keeping place in Bur lington Within eight days. DEATHS OP A DAY. Kntban Convltb. Chicago, May J0.-Nathan Corwlth, for many years one of the most prominent citizens of Chicago, died last night. Affections of tbe heart and liver cansed his death. Mr. Corwlth, who had engaged largely ia trade and banking at Galena, came to Chicago in 1804, ana with his brother Henry began to deal In land, Nathn Corwlth accumulated about fl, 600,000 worth of property, and about three years ago retired Irom business. Last July his son Gordon, who Is a metal broleerln New.-YorR,- persuaded his rather to try to effect a corner in the lead market. In a few months the money was all gone,nd an ex animation of tbe books showed that not a single ponnd of lead m owned by tbe firm, it u charged that Gordon Corwlth squandered all of his father's wealth in speenlatieB. At Ml events ho fonnd himself without a dollar in the world. xic leaves tno bvjio aim a uauguier. , POINTS WR PISEEEMEN. h The Opening cl the Bass Season ia New York; acd Pennsylvania The, Proper Tackle and Bait to Use The Obstinate Sbad of the Smguehunna. New York, Hay 30. Sweet water fishermen, as they say in Germany for fresh water fisher men, may throw up their hats to-day, because it is the opening of the black bass season. The close season for black bass, is from January 1 to May 30. Such conscientious anglers as baVe refrained from catching black bass in the close season, and reports to the State Fish Commls-. sion indicate that there are mighty few of them, have supposed that the close season in cluded May 30; but State Fish Commlsslonor Blackford said yesterday that they are mistaken. Experienced anglers declare that black bass fishing in this lati tude is better early in the season, than in the warm months. Accordingly several expeditions have been fitted out from New York for Greenwood Lake, Lake Bonconkoma and Lake Hopatcong. Local anglers, will hie themselves to-day from Sing Sing and New burg to, lakes known to the Initiated not far back from tho Hudson. .Excellent fishing is anticipated for two reasons. The State Fish Commissioners, through their fish' and game inspectors, have been more successful this year than ever before in punishing violators of the law, andtherefore, in preventing wholesale slaughter of fish in t3 spawning season, and the open winter uas been favorable . for a supply of nice fat fellows. State Fish Com missioner Powell, of Pennsylvania, has arrived hero from Harrisburg, and will visit Lake Hopatcong with a party of Pennsylvanians to day to try for black bass. The Cause of Bhd Luck. Various are the reasons assigned for want of success by fishermen. Market fishing is said by some to take off the' cream of the sport for amateurs, while others believe tho scarcity of prey is due to chemical factories on the banks or to sewage from the constantly increasing population. A movement is said to be under wav anions the fishermen and nronrieton of fishing stations on the bay to Introduce a bill. in uie ueii juegisiaiure proniDlting tne poiu tion ot the waters of the bay. What Pennsylvania Wants. Pennsylvania Stat Fish Commissioners for some time past have been trying to get shad to run up the Susquehanna river, bnt with small success. Tho Commissioners are trying this year every expedient to coax shad to run up their nshways to the spawning grounds. When it isjestablished to the satisfaction of Governor Bearer that shad will run np the Susque hanna, he will sign an appropriation for $15. 000, passed some time since, to promote fish culture. "What bothers the Pennsylvania Com missioners is the difficulty in getting a good nshway that will enable sbad to run up stream over dams. Tackle for Bass Flahlos, For black bass both Conroy and Spalding prescribe the following rig: A .split bamboo or lancewood rod, preferably bamboo, 8 or 9 feet long and fairly stiff, a rubber. or German silver, or rubber and nickel free-running reel; a water proof silk line; a leader 6 to 9 leet long, and any of the following-named flies: Ibis, Prof. Fer guson, Conroy, coachman, royal coachman, Greenwood Lake, Alexander, Seth Green or Governor Alvord. Two or three flies ot different kinds may be looped on the leader, and the most taking fly may be found by experience. Salt water fishermen, in some instances, are learning the uncertainty of all things, not only on earth, but also on the water and under It A party of amateurs were induced by a know ing fisherman to visit Jamaica Bav on a weak fish excursion on Tuesday last. This is the net result of the trip: Blow flsb, 1; sea robin, 1: sand crabs-. S; seed oyster, 1. As the seed oyster was the.only edible taken, it was devoured on the spot by the lucky angler. Jamaica Bay has been for many years a favonte fishing ground for all kinds ofsalt water fish, but year after year it has been" more and more difficult to ob tain a fair compensation for the fishermen's time and trouble. Shnd Befuse to Climb. Commissioner W. L Powell, who was in town yesterday, said: "We have a big, noble river, the Susquehanna, 400 miles long and in places half a mile in width, and it is not worth any thing commercially. It Is too shallow to be navigable, and it might be worth something to fishermen. We can breed eels, suckers and salmons, and in fact everything but shad. We lope, however, to obtain a flshway or to invent one that sbad will use. "Why they don't use :thQse we now have I don't know and I can't conceive." New Sport for the Boosters. In Indiana there will be a new and enjoyable .experience to-morrow morning among fly fish ermen. Amateur fly casters will assemble at Indianapolis and on the west fork of the White river and compete for seven prizes. Thefeature of the occasion will be the effort on a practical fishing ground and not on a sheltered bit of quiet water like the Harlem" mere in Central Park, where the recent national fly castine tournament was held. A COMPETITIVE PRIZE DRILL. The Charleston Soldiers Preparing; for a Grand military Tournament. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Chableston, S. C, May 30, The Charleston Inter-State Drill Association was organized here to-night, with a capital stock of $5,000, in shares of 10 each. The purpose is to hold, fn October or November, a competitive Infantry drill. There will be five competitions for tbe following prizes: First inter-State drill, open to the world first prize 51,500, second 500, third $100; second, ' State drill, for companies that have never com peted in an inter-state ariunrst prize touu, second 200. third S100; third squad drill, four men, cpen to all, $100; fourth, individual drill, open to all, 100; fifth, cadet competition, open to cadet corps throughout the United States, $500. Tbe Superintendent of West Point Academy will be tbe judge, and efforts will be made to secure the attendance here of the Marine Band at Washington. Most of the stock has already been taken, and it Is more than probable that tbe capital stock will be doubled. Invitations will be sent to the militia of New York, Bos ton, New Orleans and other cities. A BRICK TRUST AT DETROIT. Standard OH Capitalists Buying Up all the , Manufactories. Detroit, May 30. A prominent brick manu facturer of this city has expressed tbe "opinion that no English syndicate is about to buy up the brick manufactories here, but that by the 1st of September they will have passed under the control of capitalists, the chief of whom is John D. Rockefeller, tbe Standard Oil million aire. The result of the purchase, he believes, will be to benefit tho industry, though all the smaller brick yards will oe driven out of busi ness. JOKING JERSEY Y0TERS. They Electa Justice of I ho Peace Wlthont Meeting to Do So. Bbidqeton, N. J.,May 30, Isaac Saxton, a colored man, has been elected. Justice of the Peace here under peculiar circumstances. At the election last March it was thought there was np vacancy in the office of Justice in the Third ward, but many citizens voted for Saxton in a spirit of fan. It has been discovered now that the termot Justice Woodruff expired on May 1, and that Saxton received enough votes to elect him. Spoiled Her Husband's Joke. From the Chicago News. J A man in Watertown, N. Y thought it would be to his advantage to frlcbten'his wife, so he tied a rope around his neck and suspended himself from a convenient book. Then he awaited developments. Ills wife took the mat ter calmly and made no .attempt to cut him down; Before very long the practical joker was surprised to' find himself dead. His wife is said to look very attractive in heavy mourn ing. It was shabby of her to spoil her hus band's joke, but she may not have had a fine sense otjiumor. Ten Appropriation Bills Signed, Special Telegram to The Dispatch. "WASHINGTON". May 30. Governor Beaver to-day approved ten bills, eight of which make appropriations to Philadelphia institutions, Three appropriation bills were signed outright and in five the amounts were .reduced in .the aggregate 117,000, owing to tbe insufficiency of tbe estimated revenncs to meet tbe expendi tures provided for by the Legislature KnruVo to tho Ice Man, From the Chicago Tribune. I . If an .ice man has a story to tell, , . Heed.closelywhatheaaysay, ' , For, lee men this year,' wo know full well, Are iyiuk uuuiu& ttnruy. jUil s unci: HoHdays of the Patted States. To the Editor of The Dlreatoa:; ' Will you he kind eaouch to rive me alls of the holidays of the '"United "Stres. 1 have looked high and low forjaformatiaa and could not find it. X.Y. PlTTSBimo.MaySa. April 26. Memorial Dav. is a legal holiday la Georgia. July.4, Independence Day. Is a legal holiday in all the States and Territories. December 25, Christmas Day, la a legal holi day in all the States and Territories. '- Good Friday is a legal holiday in Florida, Louisiana. Minnesota and Pennsylvania. Shrove Tuesday is a legal holiday in Louisi ana, and in the cities of Mobile, Montgomery and Selma, Ala. March 2, the anniversary of the Independence of Texas, and April a; the anniversary of the battle of San Jacinto, are legal holidays in Texas. May SO, Decoration Day, is a legal holiday in Colorado, Connecticut, Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire, New Jersey. New York, Pennsyl vania, Rhode Island and Vermont. Days appointed for general elections. State or national, are legal' holidays in California, Maine, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Ore gon, South Carolina and Wisconsin. Thanksgiving Day and public feast days ap pointed by tho President are legal holidays fn such States as may set them apart for religious observance by the proclamation ot the Gov ernor. January 8, the anniversary of the battle of New Orleans; February 12. the anniversary of the birth of Abraham Lincoln, and March 4, the firemen's anniversary, are legal holidays lu Louisiana. January 1, New Year's Day. is a legal holiday in all the States except Arkansas, Delaware, Georgia, Kentucky, Maine. .Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Khode Island and North and South Carolina. February 22, Washington's Birthday, is a legal holiday in all States ex ;ept Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Missouri. North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, Tennessee and Texas. REDUCED 33-PER CENT. A Great Cat in Freight Bates by a West ern Boad. Chicago, May 30. The Chicago, Burlington and Northern gave notice thltr morning of a reduction on June 1 in rates between Chicago and St Paul amounting to nearly 33 per cent on all classes of freight The prctient rates on the six classes are 60, 45, 35, CO, 17 and 14. The rates to be made are 34, 31. 25. 14 11 and 1L The reduction is the largest evnr made on a Western road except during a rao war. The Chicago, Burlington and Northern is not in the Inter-State Commerce Railway Association and consequently is only bound by the Inter-State Commerce act in giving notice of reduction. Tbe reason given for tbe cut is that correspond ing rates have been made via '-"le Canadian Pacific r Bald aAVertern freight agent ia speaking of the reduction: "The C. B. & N. ntnst of course, meet tbe Canadian Pacific rat., but it will have a disastrous effect on tbe other St Paul roads which must meet tbe reduced rates. Nine-tenths of tbe C, B. & N.'s business is through business, and consequently it will lose but little of its correspondingly low rate on lo cal traffic It makes my bair stand up, though, to thins of the losses to the St. Paul roads which depend largely on local business. The C, B. & N. is a godsend, though, to. Chicago East-bound roads. If it were not in existence tbe Canadian Pacific would gobblo practically all tbe traffic from tbe Northwest." The Wisconsin Central and the Chicago, St Paul and Kansas City Immediately gave notice they wonld meet the reduction, officials of the latter road declaring the cut to be an outrage. It is expected the St Paul and Northwestern will give notice to-morrow. The Bock Island has not decided to meet the rate, their line to St Paul being 150 miles longer than the Short Line. President Cable, of the Rock Island, had not considered the question, but thought he would not meet the rate TWO HUSBANDS IN ONE WEEK. The Surprising Matrimonial Feat of a Young South Carolina Girl. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Colitmbia, S. C. May 3a Miss Florence Little, the beautiful 13-year-Cld girl who created a sensation In York county last year by marry ing two men within a week, has just been ar rested In Charlotte upon the charge of biga my. Tbe warrant for her arrest is sworn out by J. S. Mlntz, father of August Mlntz, who was first to marry Miss Little. The young lady, while taking a drive with young Mlntz, a boy of 18, was persuaded to marry him. They had been secretly engaged for some time. The couple stopped at tbe house of a preacher, and he married them in tbe buggy by the light of the rising moon. They agreed to keep the marriage secret until Mlntz was able to support Mrs. Mlntz took leave of her n.usDand,and next morning left for Charlotte where she was three days later married to Dr. Atkinson, of Chester. Young Mintz then claimed her as bis wife. She denied the marriage. Dr. Atkinson would not live with his bride until be was certain of jer innocence. He then declared that Mintz had slandered her. They lived together for six weeks, when she told him that she was not his legal wife and he sent her to her parents. Mintz would not then have her. EDITH'S TRIPLE MISFORTUNE. An Interesting Little Girl Who is Deaf, Dumb and Blind. From tho Boston Advertiser.! Last Friday at the parade of the school boys on the Common little Edith Thomasthe blind deaf mute who so excites the interest of visitors to the kindergarten of the Perkins Institute, was seen with her teacher. The two were standing on the side of Monument Hill where were congregated many ladies and children. Edith was not still a moment Her small hands were reaching in every direction and feeling everything with which they came in contact When she came across a neighboring child she drew her close, felt of her hatTlts rim, its crown,it3 trimmings; her face, hair, dress, rapidly acquainting her self with the texture of the latter in every de tails It was very pathetic to see, the hungry eager ness of inquiry with which all her move ments were made, tho pretty, plump, but sight less face wearing the most serious expression. As for the children whose acquaintance she thus sought, tbey all seemed half frightened, but submitted themselves to the examination speechlessly. A PENNY'S WORTH OP GAS. The Latest Function of the Automatic Slot Mnchfne. From the Philadelphia Record.? The latest and deciedly the most original use to which the automatic slot machine has been put is in connection with tbe illuminating gas supply of big cities. A gaB company in Liver pool, England, has set tbe fashion by introduc ing the automatic meter into the houses of its customers. By dropping a penny in the slot each one can obtain about 25 cubic feet ol gas. When tbe first installment runs out another penny insures light for a longer period. Tbe probability of tbe automatic meter's suc cess in this city is already being considered by General Wagner, who says be is always' ready to welcome any methods tending toward cheap and satisfactory gas, and that if tbe automatic gas machine will visit this city he will assure it a warm welcome. THE TASK TOO IG FOR HI1T. A Thief Tries in Vain to Kick an Engine 00" tbo Track. Newabk. N. J May 3a Christopher Bath ford, an employe of the Central Railroad, dis covered Charles Kchlman and Henry Waltner stealing lead pipe from a building at 71 Law rence street owned by the company, yesterday afternoon. He grappled with them and a ter rible struggle ensued, in which all were more or less hurt. Tbe two thieves are young fel lows, but they were desperate. Walsner escaped from tho house, bet was re captured outside by other railroad men, and he struggled so fiercely that they tied him to a locomotive and then watched his futile at tempts to kick the engine off the track until tbe police arrived. Squaring the Clrclr. From the Chicago News. J An Iowa man has invented a machine which bores a square hole. Now let him fit a round peg into tbe hole and then the world will pro claim him truly great THE CYCLONE. Merrily, madly, mocking, moaning, Careering wildly, bnoyant and bold, A demon fiercely shrinking and groining, A chant of death its blast Intoning, Crushing and grinding 1" ruthless fold. Decked with the lightning's tery breathing, Laden with raln a horrible seething. It dooms to an anguished doom untold Its stricken pathl The righteous wrath Of a'vesgefulQod would never show ' , - .-tit- An equal woe! , BflEEWD S1NAT0B ALLISON. A Politician and Statesman Who Never . Slops Over- Gossip About His Comiag Marrlage A 'Pessffeto Candidate for the Republican Noatoatlon la 1S82. Washington, May 38, Senator Allison has followed tbe example set by ex-Secretary , Bayard and Jasttee Gray and is soon to be mar ried. The woman of ms .cnoice is a .ansa Stoughton, of this city, an attractive girl of about 24 years and the daughter of an army officer now dead.- The Senator is a little more than 60, tbongh a stranger would not Imagine him,, to be 65. He is a widower, his wife, a daughter of ex-Senator Grimes, of Iowa, hav ing died a few years ago under rather distressing circumstances. It is supposed that she drowned herself while temporarily insane. Since her death Senator Allison has mingled very little with society, and but few persons were aware of his engagement He has lived with his sister in a houser adjoining Senator Morrill's, on Vermont avenue, for some years. Of studious tastes, he la seldom' seen out at night wbere politicians and statesmen congre gate, and although in considerable demand for dinner parties, be has been In the habit of spending most of his evenings at home among nisDooks. A Woman's Wrath Aroased. He is now out on the Pacific coast on his way to Alaska with Senator Hoar's committee, which is taking a' tour over the United Btates, and British America preparatory to studying the political relations between the two countries. His fiancee. Miss Stoughton, says a correspondent of the New York Commercial Advertiter1, is in tbe Senatorial party under the cbaperonage of Mrs." Hale, the wife of Maine's junior Senator. These are the only two women in the party, and thereby hangs a story. When the committee was making preparations for its journey a Southern Senator, who Is a member of it, suggested that his daughter would ac company him on the trip. There was no objec tion expressed by any member of the commit tee except Senator Allison. He did objectand objected so strongly against any members ot Senators' families going along that the Southern Senator's daughter had to stay at how. Now that she has learned that the woman whom Senator Allison is to marry is in the party, she is planning all sorts of vengeance for the Iowa statesman. The Senator's Shrewdness. Within two years Senator Alllso n has become one of the half dozen prominent men of his party now in public life. His political growth has been ery gradual, and the prominence of the position he now occupies in the respect and popularity of public men is due to no conspic uous ability nor to any brilliant achievements. He has been an unusually shrewd man. This, united with conscientious devotion to the duties of official position, has been theSecret of bis success. He has been the most successful straddler of any man in Congress. It takes a smart man to shift his views according to political necessity without the loss of reputa tion or popularity, but this Senator Allison has done, and seems by doing it to have only in creased his popularity and reputation. John Sherman, naturally a much abler man, tried it and committed political suicide. His Views Subject to Change. Allison never loses his head, as more brilliant men frequently do. He has been in Congress 25 years, eight years In the House and the re mainder of the time in the Senate, and during all that period of activity bad plodded along quietly, not doing anything startling, but keep ing his eyes wide open, taking an Interest in legislation, making friends with the leaders, keeping his record free from suspicion of scan dal, and watching keenly the. currents of pub lic opinion. All these years of quiet observa tion have made him a good politician. A few years ago, when tbe people of Iowa were not as strong protectionists as they seem to be now, he was what would now be called a free trader, and on the strength of his free-trade utter ances he was promoted fromthe House to the Senate. Last year, when his political instinct convinced him that victory would be on the side cf the protectionists, his economic views underwent a few gymnastic performances and the Senator came ont a high protectionist Sound on Finance. Some ot his friends say that the next Con gress will witness quito a moderation in his views upon revenue reduction and that he will advise his party to take a less extreme position than they took in the last Congress, with tbe hope of checking any exodus that there may be from the party because of its extreme atti tude. ' On the silver question the Iowa Senator is also a remarkably clever trimmer. In private conversation his views expressed are as sound as any sensible Eastern financier could ask. bnt in public speeches he always seems to have in mind tbe electoral votes of the sliver producing West. His chief reason for refusing the Sec retaryship of the Treasury under Harrison was the fear that he-wonld have to declare himself decisively with the-West or with the East on the question- of silver coinage, and now he is said to be thanking his stars for this as well as other reasons that he is not in the President's Cabinet A Presldental Possibility. This is Allison's third term in tbe Senate. It will expire in two years and he will be re elected, probably. Then look out for the Pres ldental nomination of 1S92, if you don't want Allison to get it. His friends expect him to got it though tbey are not saying much about it now. And why shouldn't he if the party doesn't want Harrison again! Among both parties there is a strong prejudice against East ern candidates, and the desire to nominate a Western man will become all the stronger with the admission of the new States. Tbe West has other good Fresidental timber besides Al lison, but none of it seems, from the present point of view at least to be so available for party purposes. Allison would enter tbe field with probably the solid backing of the Repub lican Senators. " An Interesting Figure. None of the Senatorial "club" is more popu lar. The Iowa Senator is now also one of the most influential men in tbe horseshoe. Tbe L older statesmen of the Edmunds, Hoar and Sherman type are losing their grip, and the more active and younger men like Allison and Aldrich and Spooner are "coming to the front as wise leaders. Although Allison is 60 years of age, he is looked-upon as one of the younger men, because he affiliates more with them and is still so foil of energy and industry. He will be an interesting man to watch during the next three years. Tbe Just and tbe Unjust. From the Philadelphia Times.: Nowadays the rain does not fall alike upon the just and tho unjust for it is tbe unjust who accumulate the umbrellas. ODD TRIOLETS. A OIBB named Crow was married by a preacher named Gosling in Jackson county, Ohio, lass week. Tits canal banks at Willlamsport Pa-swarm witb millions of tadpoles that will be served up as restaurant f rocs next fall. A tbaVEXINO tatooer is deplctlne patriotic and other devices on tbe arms, legs and backs of the young men of Willlamsport Ps. TnEESls a case in court at Ashland, O. which had its origin in a dispute about 9. At this date tbe costs and attorneys' fees amount to about 1,000. The stone point of a plow once guided by some aboriginal plowman has just been un earthed at Lamb's Creek, Jf a by Mr. Thomas Warters. It resembles tbe point of a "flatland" plow. A tbeetop Is a very unusual place to find a dead body in, yet that is where they found John Ernest's body. The Bethel, O., police don't know whether he died of heart disease or was murdered. A Xenia, O., boy who has been In the habit of driving a cow to pasturo on the back ot a horse has recently taught the horse to drive tbe cow to pasture without bis rider, which tbe animal does with tbe greatest diligence and alacrity, keeping the bovine to strict account in the middle of the road. . -A. bull was found on a bank of a quarry at a Lancaster county, Pennsylvania, farm yes terday that disappeared a week ago. The sup position is that he fell from the top of tbe bank, a distance of 25 feet. He looked as though he was half starved, and he had eaten all the grass and roots within his reach. A scaffold was erected, and in that way he was released. A ladt down In-West Virginia was "placed in a very embarrassing position by losing her bonnet in a curious way. She wears mourning, her husband havfng died a short time ago, and while riding in, a street car one windy day last week, the wind"hlew her long veil out of tho window. The vefkeanght on some part ot a car going in an opposite direction and pulled her bonnet bom her lead as well at .a piece of false hair she wai wearing. The car was crowded at the tunemnd the laetaeat oausei; a great deal of merriatent. CUIKHJS CONDENSATION; The dog tax of France" gives the Suttol as awsaal reveaue of about JtSOO.000. Statistics jast. published show that th'ereS are 2,272 soldiers 8 feet or over in height in thef uritisn army. Mr. Pete Nutt of Dade County, Ga., '-"' . has a chicken-eating sale He eats them raw, " and will chase a fat hen- for a mile, it neces sary. After fJouthera- Californians have scooped out the insldes of some of their Chilli squashes they successfully use tbe rind as row boats. Alexander GrahAa Sell in Science cal culates that a mother in talking to her infant speaks 38,000 words a day equal to about four hoars' continuous talking. . A plant has been discovered; the juice of which will make people laugh. Theeditors of the funny papers ougbtto send a bottle ot juice to each one of their subscribers .- Warden Toner, ofthe Hew Castle,-Del., jail, has received a bushel of ping tobacco.f or distribution among the prisoners. Tbe donor signs himself: "One who has been there."tf- In a charity fair recently ffeld at Vienna, in the Princess d'Aremberg'sjjpalace, an English millionaire paid 10.000 florins for. tbe 1 pleasure of kissing one cheek ot the princesaV Dynamite was used to stop the progress?.; 'of tbe fire in Dublin, Ga. The total lossls- ranch less than was reported, and will fbofrnpV 23,000.- Two bouses were blown up, which"arV rested the flames. - ,- - .' Baron Liebig, the German chemist,5 says ; that "as much flour as can lie on the point of a table knife contains as much nutritive constit uents as eight quarts of the best and most nu tritious beer that is made." , V Signal Post, CaL, possesses a school teacher who believes in discipline A local paper remarks: "Our energetic and enter prising teacher followed a runaway pupil to his home and there chastised him.' " The "Colombophile Congress and Monster Toss" will take place at Paris. This Is not a species of bull-tight, with pigeon fanciers as picadors, matadors, etc; but a great flight of 100.000 pigeons, to be started from the Troca dero on August 4. Peter Laing, who is 104 years of age, has just been admitted to church membership in Elgin, Scotland. He admits that he has been a little tardy in joining the church, but now that he has joined.be intends to go right in with tbe otheryoung folks and do his share of active work. Mrs. T. J. McGill, of Dawson, Ga., missed a hen from her poultry yard one day this week, and two days later herhensbipwas discovered in the well perched on the sand box. Tbe bucket was let down and placed under her.wben she got upon It, was drawn ont and evidenced joy at her deliverance by eating a hearty meal and singing around the yard in a merry strain. Otto Feyerbend, of Bay City, Mich., owns a greyhound that Otto be appreciated by his owner. Otto rode on a street car the other day and disembarked without being noticed by the doer, which was trotting along behind the car. Nine hours afterward; when Otto came to that street again, the dog was still following the car. It Is estimated that the dog covered 100 miles that day. The London Spectator says of theTJnited States: "Her people are becoming the greatest nation in tbe world. It Is probable that noth ing short of actnal violence would now Induce any nation to attack ber. while she could, if she pleased, almost ruin the commerce of any nation on tbe globe." It predicts that there are children who may live to see the Bepublic with a population of 200,000.000. A cotemoorary states that Dr. Eisen mann, cf Berlin, has Invented a piano which, . by tbe aid of electro-magnetism, can sustain, increase and diminish sound. This has been attempted by other experts, notably Boehm, tbe inventor of tbe metal Ante. Another nov elty will be that by moving tbe electro-magnets the timbre ot the tone Is changed: for ex ample, from that of a violoncello to a piccolo. A large alligator has made his head quarters in BobertVorus' mill pond at Lump- ( kin, Ga-, as a summer watering place. He is something less than 23 feet in length, and, when his hunger gets unusually sharp, he simply crosses over to the side where Robert keeps his aviary and snaps a goose in twain, then stations himself in tbe middle of the pond and laughs at the boys with their popguns scattering shot about him. A minister at Trenton, Ga., engagec? to marry a young man of that town for JloA'jl went to thetrouble of providing himself .. ..i; a new suit in order to officiate in style. Che' minister then walked seven miles to' the groom's house at the appointed time and learned that the couple bad been married the day before. A bill for 110 has been sent to tbe young man. and if the hill is not paid the preacher will enter suit for it. 't Dr. T. S. Dekee has bought the body of , Will Debiil, tbe negro now awaiting in Thomas county, Ga., jail the execution of the death sentence in June. Debiil, for the valuable con- -. slderatlon of 20 in hand paid, deeds his body to the doctor. There has been considerable re monstrance against bis course on the part of tbe negroes, but Debiil says the 820 will enable him to live comfortably tbe rest of his days, and if tbe doctors can profit the living by hav ing his body, be is willing. - A remarkable discovery has just been 4 made at the Cathays Yard of the Taff Vail Railway Campany. A large elm tree, grown in Gloucestershire, was beinc cut up into timber, when, right in the very heart, a cavity 8 feet long and 7 inches wide was discorered.Jt contained a comb of the honey bee and a squirrel's skull. "No means of access to the hollow was discoverable, neither was decay anywhere apparent, and around the cavity itself no less than 50 'rings.' each ring denoting a year's growth, were counted. Tbe hollow was of uniform size throughout, and presented the appearance of having been bored with an augur, and. great though its dimensions were, it was practically filled with tbe comb, inti mating that the bees were in possession for several years. How the bees got there is a mystery. It is surmised that a squirrel once occupied a decayed bole In the tree, 'cleared away the decay, occupied tbe cavity as its own and there died. Then the bees took possession and filed the bole with comb, when by somo means tbe entrance, which must have been small, became stopped, the large quantity of grub and fly being taken as evidence that tbe nest was not voluntarily deserted. Then for 60 years the growth ot the timber went on. The entrance being hermetically sealed, the comD kept in good condition until found." FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. It won't belong until they will be taking the "bait" measure or the Oklahoma boom.-, Washington Critic. High toned native (in Texas store) I want a night shirt. . . , Clerk Yes, sir. Two nip pockets or one? TAs Clothier. Jones' Apprehensions. Brown Ten En- .1IK aMMia om A nvoi Aft tTis 1t faTTlr Jones (wbols very rich and the father of several. V 1 daughters)-Ureat goodness! Not all dukes, X hope. Texas Sifting!. ' "t Hr. Hohbs I see that a Newport (Pa.) farmer has a hairless calf on exhibition. What ".- remarkable freak that Is. Mrs. Hobbs Kemarkable? why. you're bald- headed yourself, John. iilnntapolit Tribune. Mrs. Hashcroft Did you ever see any of thU leatherette, Hr. Billings, the latest substitute for leather? Billings I have often seen leather et as a sub stitute for piecrust Mrs. Hashcroft. Tern Haute Exprtsi. Indianapolis Tailor Have you any fur ther suggestion, sir. abont your trousers? Indiana man (thoughtfully) Yes. You'd better fortify the seats with some extra cloth. I expect to goto Washington In a day or two to seethe President. Sort. Courier. Another "dress suit suicide" occurred last week, this time la Chicago. In addition to the regulation dress suit the unhappy man had arrayed himself in a brand new shirt. With such a combination o'f miseries the cause for the rash act Is not hard to guess. Ttrrt Haute Erprttt. Valet (ringing np the doctor at 11:36 P. M. ) Councillor M sends his compliments, and desires you to come 10 aim at once. Doctor (en dishabille) Good gracious! What IS1 the matter with him? . : - Valet He wants a fourth hand for a rnbberof. whist. iumomfeAe Jllactter. "You need rest" said the doctor, "and vou must have perfect quiet." 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