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TEE HURDEBEB MUST BE FOUND. The murder of Dr. Cronin in Chicago is of more than local importance. The preva lent belief that the unhappy man lost his life becanse in some way he incurred the en mity of one of the secret societies, or at least the hatred of its presiding officer, makes the case of interest not only to the members of that society all oyer the United States, bnt to the pnblic at large as well. Such a terrible charge no order or society can afford to tamely disregard. For the sake of jnstice It is unfortunate that the investigation of this mysterious deed should have devolved upon the police of Chicago, who have an unenviable reputa tion for making rather than unraveling mysteries, and for allowing the guilty parties to make their escape easily and con veniently. From the details of the case already before us it would seem that the officials of the Clan-Na-Gael can give effi cient aid to the police in discovering the murderer and the circumstances of the bloody deed. "We deem it essentially important that the secret of Dr. Cronin's assassination should be brought to light, because the policy of assassination ought to be crushed at once if there be any in this free land who counte nance it, and if it be a murder for sordid reasons, for money, for personal revenge or out of mere brutality, it is extremely de sirable that an honorable organization of men should be relieved of the odium of con nection with so horrid a crime as quickly as possible. STATE AKD NATIOBAL DEFICITS. The ominous cry of "deficits" has been raised simultaneously in the treasury of this State and that of the nation. In the latter case the deficiency that looms up is likely to cause a good deal of inconvenience in the Pension Bureau. Governor Beaver is . whittling away at the appropriation bills in order to bring them within the margin ot the revenues, and he has some work to do, "s tbeaggretrate revenues are estimated at 5U,151,oeHo the two years to come, and the aggregate appropriation amounts to 512,977,293. It appears that the deficiency in the Pen sion Bureau, which is considered likely to amount to $15,000,000 before the end of the fiscal year is due to the fact that General Black, when he was Commissioner of Pen sions, did not ask for a sufficiently large ap propriation. He assumed that the expendi tures of his bureau would not exceed those of last year, namely, 80,400,000, whereas, it it well known that the pension list must be come bigger each year for some time to come. Governor Beaver told a correspondent of The Dispatch yesterday that he was greatly puzzled how to clip off the required million of dollars from the appropriations. It is pretty clear5 however, that the National Guard of this State will have to be content ttith their fatigue uniform for a few years more, and unhappily some of the charitable Institutions are likely to suffer, too. an unrocuous monopoly. The story that the Standard Oil Company was buying bulldogs for the Lima oil fields, turns out to have been based upon the fact that the "bull-dogs" are powerful jacks, or machinery used for raising heavy weights. This is disappointing. We can hardly imagine any staple of commerce which the public would more willingly see the Standard Oil Company monopolize than the supply of bulldogs. The bulldog has a few admirable qualities. His chief one, that of holding on to whatever he gets hold of with a very tight grip, is entirely har monious with the great corporation that was supposed to be absorbing the supply of that unhandsome but determined animal. At the same time his undesirable qualities are such that the public could very well spare him to the Standard Oil Company. If the Standard would take charge of the bulldog interests of this country, it might keep it so busy that it would not encroach upon other more useful and generally desir able fields of enterprise. Probably, how ever, we should recognize the practical im possibility of the reported scheme from the fact that the bulldog is altogether too honest an animal to serve the purpose of the Standard. ., ' THE JtEW FAST GBOWHTG OLD. The highly amusing report which got out 8.1 'Washington that the Government thought of pulling down our new Postoffice building and starting the structure anew, might, of course, on sight, safely be set down as a mere Innocuous addition to the humorous literature on the subject But considering that the beginnings of the building are al ready shrouded in the mists of relative antiquity, he would be a bold prophet who would undertake to say surely when the first of Uncle Sam's mails is to be distributed from the new quarters. This and other postomce buildings this probably more than any of the others are an immense advertisement of the Govern ment's incompetence as a builder. "What would be thought of private business done in such fashion? What merchant or banker, or firm of architects or contractors, working on their own account, or to the order of private patrons, would linger 14 years or more over an edifice of the size of The Pittsburg Postoflice, and then not see the end? v On the theory that the republic Is to last, that our form of government is lor all time, some substantial plea might be put in to, extenuate' the dawdling way Uncle Bam bnilds; but villages become towns,' and towns 'grow into great cities, babies.beeome men and women, and a generation 'passes from the earth while Secretaries of the Treasury, Congressmen, Supervising Architects, super intendents and contractors wrangle over the simple problem of putting up a three-story building. There are measures of delay that are pardonable, and there is a circumspection which is commendable, in the architects and builders' calling, but the long-drawn-out in dulgence In both, as in the Pittsburg 'Post office, is really quite toe-too. Hurry .up, gentlemen! BISMABCK IK JOURNALISM. On more than one occasion Prince Bis marck has shown his hostility Jo the press, and has been quoted as wishing it could be wiped out of existence. The Iron Chancel lor has been greatly irritated at times by the opposition papers, but his hostility to the press as an institution has by no means gone to that extreme of preventing his using such papers as he can for his own purposes. Prince Bismarck has his organs that sound for him in more or less official tones in various parts of Germany. These are known and their utterances are closely watched for. But something new in Bis marck's character has been developed in London, from which comes the interesting news that a trial in court developed the fact that no less a paper than the St. James Gazette is being conducted in the interest of the German Chancellor. Papers are conducted in the interest of parties, and some in the interest of corpora tions, but it is something new lor a promi nent journal published in one capital, osten sibly as the organ of a certain shade of its public opinion, to really have its policy dic tated by the chief of a foreign Government. Politics, which is said to make strange bed fellows, seems to do many other things that are, to say the least, peculiar. This effort of Bismarck to mold the opinions of people outside Germany by means of the public prints is no more sur prising than many other queer things in his history. It is an effort, however, that people will not be slow to resent A man doesn't care to have either his physical or mental food doctored for him without his knowledge LEGAL HTLLLNEBY. The nice legal questions which are likely to arise when millinery is taken to be a vital partof justice received an illustration in a Montreal court recently. The Judge in that court reprimanded one of the counsel for wearing a tweed suit under his gown, and insisted that justice conld not be dispensed in that tribunal properly except under the presiding influence of broadcloth. The law yer was disposed to claim that the texture of the suit which he .wore under his silk gown was not important It was the tex ture of the suit which he urged in court on behalf of his client, that ought to occupy the attention of the bench. Moreover he filed exceptions to the view of the Court by pointing out that the Judge had just the same right to inquire as to the quality of the underclothing he wore, as to criticise the other garments covered by the segis of the silk gown. But the Judge, notwithstand ing the ingeniousness and eloquence of this plea was inexorable. Broadcloth must be worn with silk gowns, unless the appelate court overrules the Montreal jurist Besides the authoritative declaration of this cardinal principle of sartorial law, the case is important as showing the varied and intricate questions which come up when once we begin to make millinery a feature of justice. In England the rules extend to prescribing a hideous horse-hair wig as'a sine qua non before counsel can seek justice for their clients. 'When this is done, we see no reason why the bench should not investigate the condition of the lawyers' linen, or prescribe the frequency with which they must change their stock ings. It might be entirely beneficial for the bar to have the Court set np a standard of purity for legal collars and cuffs; but we do not believe that it will work any public benefit in improving the quality of the law. Some of the greatest legal lights of the country have been far from immaculate in their dress. Imagine Jere Black in a silk gownl Adjutant General Hastings' ambi tion to see the National Guard of the State handsomely uniformed does him honor. But if to give the guard a dress uniform the charitable institutions of the State must suffer even General Hastings will relin quish his claim to the -575, 000 given by the Legislature. General Hastings is a great big man with a great big heart, and it is always on the right side. The fact that Dr. Cronin, of Chicago, was practically an unknown man until some one killed him induces the reflection that some people have fame thrust upon them in unpleasant ways. -If, as a telegram from Webster Springs, W. Va., indicates, an editor can't write a stinging editorial without having his fruit trees cut down, West Virginia editors will probably give up their attempts to go into the fruit business. The stinging editorial is a West Tirginia institution that is just as stubborn as Banquo's ghost ever dared be. It the office seekers who have been in Washington hunting office since March i stay much longer the price of provisions and hoard will probably be raised to those who do not pay cash. Mast a man has found a secure hiding place for a collar button underneath a bu reau or wardrobe, hut Miss Grace Miller, of Allegheny, knows now that such a spot is not a secure bank of deposit for three hun dred dollars. Bya strange piece of luck it did not cost Miss Miller $300 to learn this. Some of. the papeis in Northwestern Pennsyvania are treating the proposition to construct a canal from Lake Erie to the Ohio as a joke. If it is & joke it is no small one, The investigation of insane asylums by daring newspaper reporters is proceeding, and an immense amount of the blackest crime and malfeasance by the officers is be ing brought to light The question which is interesting some people is: Where will the lightning of publicity strike next? The Chicago papers.now that the odorous Carter case is over, will be able to start the usual summer crusade against the immoral Bast with tolerably straight faces. A cheat many nervous people were on the eve of deserting this city yesterday be canse the evening papers announced that the Carter case had been opened in the Al legheny courts. They stayed, however, when they heard it was merely a murder and not a high-toned divorce case. llBj Quay has scored another point in Washington. Apparently it is easier for Mr. Qf ay to score there, than in Pittsburg. Minister Xixcolx has been presented to Lord Salisbury and next will be pre THE sented at Court Therfhe will have the en tree to good society in England, and if ho takes well may proceed to enjoy himself. That is the principal business of a United States Minister to England. Goyebnob Beaveb, we trust, will use a judicious discretion as well as an ax to chop down the appropriation bills. v In default of nuthentio news as to some movement of General Boulangerin the bric-a-brac market, European war mongers are calling the world's attention to the" fact that Christian Montenegrin robbers are still murdering and being murdered by Mo hammedan Turks. Ix is noticeable as the Festival proceeds that new pronounciations of Wagner are to be heard hourly. The unanimity with which public men "laugh heartily" when a reporter asks them concerning statements they are abont to deny, is rapidly becoming a chestnut that will have to be suppressed either by the public man or by the reporter, which ever is responsible. The May Festival is warming up. It saw two cold days, but the Festival was not left "The welcome which the Elks will receive from Pittsburg when they assemble here next month will not be what those beauti ful animals usually obtain at the hand of man. There will be banquets, parades and balls not from the rifl e tor them, Late reports from Chicago continue to indicate that it is a good place, to emigrate from. That the profit sharing plan has, where tried, been found profitable by employers is no reflection on their generosity. It re quires a soul saturated in some degree with generosity to be able to look at it in that way. PflOHINENT PEOPLE PARAGRAPHED. Bra Mobeli. Mackenzie: has regained his health at Madeira, He has not been treating himself. Senator Blair, of New Hampshire, is said to look younger than he really is. He certainly acts younger. Another old servant of Queen Victoria has just died. She was Miss Hildyard. and was at une time governess to the Princess Royal and the Prince of Wales. She remained in the Queen's service nearly 20 years, and then be came a Sister of St. Katherine. All the royal family were very fond of her. Says a Washington correspondent: "It is regarded here as very creditable to Mrs. Harri son's good feeling that she has on the mantel of her boudoir a photograph of the amiable mother and daughter who preceded herself and daughter as the ladies ot the White House. It is a picture taken by Prince several years ago only for private circulation, and never allowed by Mrs. Cleveland to be sold." The Empress Eugenie moves about England now, attracting very little attention. In Bir mingham recently she and tier companion, who is said to be the daughter of .the Duke di Bas sano, "an American lady," and their courier visited a hotel and a restaurant in the town without their identity being suspected. The Empress' ebony walking stick and darkened eyebrows are her noticeable features. She seems in excellent spirits. Mr. Wilson Barrett's second American tour is to be on a more cxtensivo scale than the first This time he Is to traverse the con tinent from East to West opening at Boston October 14, playing there a fortnight and then on to New York for six weeks. After that be will work his way west till San Francisco is reached. There it is possible he will embark for a tour in Australia, making a return visit to the States on his way home. An arrangement between Lord Mandeville and his creditors, which promises to be accept able to the latter, provides for the execution to a trustee on behalf of the creditors of a mort gage on the fee of settled estates in Ireland of the Duke of Manchester for an amount which will suffice ultimately to pay 20 shillings in the pound, without interest, within a year after the decease of the present Buke. The largest creditors have signified their approval. Genekax Bouxakgeb. occupies a house in Portland place, London, which was tenanted last year by Mr. D'Arcey, the Austrian million aire. The bouse was furnished by its former occupant. Colonel Ellis, English Consul Gen eral to Persia. At the door ot Boulanger's study stands a large bust of Napoleon L Over the mantel are figures of Louis XVL and Marie Antoinette. In the drawing room are portraits of Napoleon III. and the Empress Eugenie. All these reminders of French history were placed in the house by Colonel Ellis. TO PROTECT THE SEALS. Secretary Wlndom Orders a Revenue Cot ter to Alaskan Waters. 1 Washtngtoit, May 23. Secretary Windom to-day signed the sailing orders of the revenue steamer Rush, directing that she sail immedi ately on receipt of ner instructions to Ounal aska, and then cruise diligently in Bearing Sea for the purpose of "warning all persons against entering such waters for the purpose of violat ing Section 1956 of the Revised Statutes, and arresting all persons and seizing all vessels found to be or to have been engaged in any vio lation of the laws of the United States therein." Section 1853, Revised Statutes, referred to above, provides that "no person shall kill any otter, mink.anarten, sable or fur seal or other fur bearing animal within the limits of Alaska Territory, or in the waters thereof, and every Serson guilty thereof shall for each offense be ned not less than 200 nor more than $1,000 or Imprisoned not more than six months or both, and all vessels, their tackle, apparel, furniture and cargo found engaged in violation ot this section shall be forfeited. The commanding officer of tbe Rush is also furnished with copies of the act of March 2. 1SS9, and the President's proclamation of March 21, 1SS9, regarding the protection of the seal and salmon fisheries ot Alaska, and instructed to enforce their provi sions. The Rush is now at Ban Francisco ready for sea and will sail immediately upon receipt of the orders, which were mailed at Washington this afternoon. GUNS FOE NEW MONITORS. Two of the Bis Brecch-Londers Completed nnd Ready to be Mounted. WASHmaTOir.May 23. The ordnancebureau of the Navy Department has completed two of tlieHMnch steel breech-loading rifles for tbe monitor Miantonomah. These are the largest and most powerful guns yet turned out for the navy. One of them is at Annapolis awaiting trial. Tbe otner has been fully tested, with most (ratifying results, as it compares favor ably with the best products ot renowned European ordnance works. The muzzle veloc ity attained was 2,000 feet per second. Tbe range could not be determined, owing to the lack of a sufficiently large proving ground, but it Is estimated at ten miles. Soon after the contracts are awarded for the construction of the new 2,500-ton gunboats, preparations will begin at the Washington ordnance yard for the manufacture of their peculiar ordnance, which is to be made up en tirely of rapid 'fire guns of extraordinary cali bers as compared with guns of this type now in use on onr naval vessels. Tbe largest guns of this kind will be six inches in caliber, but, owing to the simplicity and compactness of their mechanism and construction, they will not materially exceed in weight the six-inch rifles of the kind now in use, altbough they are fully equal to them in range and accuracy, and are vastly superior in offensive power, by reason of their rapidity of fire. , A RcTclntlon to Secretary Noble. Washington, May 23. Secretary Noble to day returned from Carlisle, Pa, where he at tended yesterday the commencement exercises of the Indian Training School, located there. The Secretary speaks in warm praise of the management of the school, and says that the high proficiency ot the Indian children in their studies was a revelation to him. Better Without nn Umbrella. Prom the Chicago Inter-Ocean. 1 Steve Brodle has just leaped Into alittle more notoriety -by jumping over Passaic Falls. In order to round out his career he should buy a large umbrella, go to Paris, and jump oft tbe Eiffeltower. PITTSBURG DISPATCH, THE TOPICAL TALKER. Watching tbe Birth ot a New Flay Tbe United States Mail A Fond for Flowers Slgmor Perotti OH" the Stage.. Aux who is usually placid, and though prone to gallop about from one place of bus iness to another, as doth the overrated bee from flower to flower, yet not irrltatlngly full of tbe American spirit of rush, stopped me on Fifth, avenue yesterday morning and said: "You mnst come and see them." "Certainly," -said I, "but may I be allowed to inquire what them arcT" "My lithog, of course," replied Mr. George Jenks, for It was that redoubtable journalist, novelist, critic, editor and what not. "The lithographs for my new farce comedy, The U.S. Mall;' they have arrived. Let us go and see them." "When a dramatic author catches you early in the day after this fashion, there is only one thing to De done: surrender. V The lithographs proved to be secreted some where about the premises of Harry Williams' Academy of Music, and thither we traveled. Arrived upon the stage, where two engaging young gentlemen in their shirt sleeves were in dnstrlously tossing big steel kitchen knives into the air for the single purpose apparently of catching them, we encountered Mr. John son, the scenic artist of the theater. The stage was so dark that Mr. Jenks very nearly swal lowed a wandering piece of cutlery as he reached for Mr. Johnson's hand. But if tbe stage was in dim twilight the rickety stairs leading to the flies were enveloped inmtduight Nevertheless, up the twisting, worn stairway we climbed. Mr. John son went first pausing every step or two to direct our attention to the pleas ant facilities for suicide that the staircase afforded. But we got into safety and daylight at last in time to see Mr. Johnson put the finishing touches to the picture of an Elk he was painting on a banneret of white bearing the word "Welcome" as well as the emblem of B. P. O. . By the way Mr. Johnson told me at the time how many many of these Elks' heads he had painted in anticipation of the convention of the order ot Elks to be held here next month. I forget how many there were, but I think 2,000. And they were mighty handsome Elks at that let me tell you. Well, after Mr. Johnson had touched on the endearing habits of the Elk in his native State, the lithographs which we haa come to see were brought out They proved to bo the black and white proofs which lithographers send out for approval before printing in colors. Even without the warmth and life which color will give the picture, the lithographs appealed strongly to the eye. They are really new ideas, and excruciatingly funny ones in every picture. If they represent silently the humor of the play Mr. Jenks has a nice piece of property in bis "U.S. Mail." Although the plot is not clearly in my memory yet and who can relate coherently the plot of a farce comedy? I remember enough of it to say that the "United States Mall" is a. satire of a very good-natured kind on tbe postoffice serv ice of this country. It is constructed for the employment of several comedians, a number of soubrettes, with one of these short-skirted comely young women well in the foreground. Mr. Jenks has not fully made up his company yet hut he has engaged a number of good actors, including a capital singing soubrette for his leading female character. The other little details which capital is required for have been looked to, and a number of good engagements have been mode for the piece. It is booked for the Bijou Theater for a week in the latter part of September, but it will be produced In the East for the first time in August V By the way a successful farce comedy is bet ter than a legitimate drama with no draught. The hope of a good many men here besides Mr. Jenks is that his "U. S. Mail" may bring nothhfg but registered letters laden with gold. The Fruit and Flower Mission may Its charitable sunlight in the homes of the suffer ing and needy never grow less have secured tbe beautiful grounds of Mrs. Hailman, at Shady lane and Walnut streets, East End, for tbe Country Fair which they intend giving on June T, next It is worth while to make a note In your diary that on June 7 you will enjoy yourself and help a gracious benevolence to extend itself by go ing to the Country Fair on the East End lawns I have mentioned. v Up to the hour of this writing Signor Jules Ferottl is undoubtedly 'the great sensation of the May Festival. His robust tenor and his dashing style of attacking tbe high C took the audience by storm on Wednesday night Signor PerottI is not as handsome as his en graved portrait In the handbooks would lead one to believe. The curling mustache, the im perial, the dark hair, the broad neck of the pictured PerottI are to be found in the original. But alas! the straight, finely formed nose Sig nor Perotti has in the picture he bas not in reality. His real nose is not obtrusive at all; it is a modest feature, humble and depressed. So his face lacks the distinction it has in the picture. But he has beautifully small feet and shapely hands, ah! and he has a regal voice. It is remarkable how well Signor Perotti bears his years. He is past middle age, they say, but he does not look it As he promenaded the streets yesterday in a little gray coat and dark continuations, with a small derby on his head, he was much observed, and appeared not to mind it BLIND TOM AT THE BIJOU. A Unique nnd Enjoyable Entertainment by tbe Noted Colored Pianist. Apparently Blind Tom has lost none of that rare musical and imitative ability which made his name famous more than SO years ago. His performances at the Bijou Theater yesterday afternoon tnd evening were unique and enjoy able. Tom acted as director, stage manager and lecturer hlmseltand speaking (in tbe third person) of his rare gifts and accomplishments with comical frankness. He also lead tbe ap plause, which was generous and well deserved. His programme was long and varied, includ ing both simple and difficult selections, as well as imitations of the sound of bagpipes, fifes and drums, a music box, a railroad train and a battle. At his Invitation persons came from the audience to play selections for him to imi tate. The first to respond was a little girl who played quite a difficult place and played itwoll. Tom at once repeated it, scarcely missing a note. A blind man then came forward and played a long selection, which was also repro duced with striking fidelity. Perhaps the best thing that Tom did was bis remarkably ac curate imitation of a great church organ play ing "Old Hundred." It was simply wonderful. Blind Tom Is certainly a marvel, and he pro vides an entertainment well worth hearing. He appears again this evening in a new pro. gramme. PRELIMINARY BUSINESS. The United Presbyterian General Assembly Listens to tbe Annual Reports. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. Springfield. O., May 23. The business of the United Presbyterian General Assembly was mainly taken up to-day by preliminary business. The report of the Committee on Narrative and State of Religion, made tbrongh Dr. J. B. See, Chairman, shows the following items of Interest: Members reoelved during year, 13,068, 7,958 by professions and 6,703 on certificate, and whole number of communicants 101,853; net gain, SSS; adults baptized, 2,676: infants, 6,020: new con gregations organized, 161, making the total 003. Tbe number of pastoral charges is steadily Increasing and now numbers 721, only 606 of which have pastors; vacant, 297. Twenty-seven church buildings have been erected at a cost of 548.000; number of Snnday schools, 916: scholars, 90.883; net gain, 4.443; contributions from same $65,661; gain, S8.900; ladles' missionary societies. 781; increase, 68. This afternoon Buffalo, N. Y., was chosen for the place of meeting next year, the time being the fourth Wednesday in May. The anti-organ faction is preparing to make a big fight. Politics In Arkansas. From the Chicago Mews.J "I understand," said the stranger In Arkan sas, "that this Congressional district would show a Republican majority if a full vote were polled." "You have been misinformed, sir," replied the native, "or else you do not keep posted on current events. The Republican majority which you speak of was buried two weeks ago with its boots on," An Old Proverb Paraphrased, From the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Sheol la paved with New York arches, monu ments and other specimens of the public spirit of that metropolis. FPJDAY, 'MAY "24, THE OUTGOING SENATORS. Twelve Democrat nnd Thirteen Republi can Terms Expire Some of the Gentle moo Have Ambitions Tbo Two Alle clieny Places Candidates for Governor and Lleatenant Governor. The terms of the State Senators who represent the even numbered districts are tbe ones that expire at the end of December, 1890. according to law, though practically their terms expired with the close of the last session of the Legis lature. Until December of next year they are Senators in name only, unless the unexpected should happen, as the proverb hints it is doing a large part ot the time, and an extra session be called. The term of the one Democratic Senator from Philadelphia, William McAleer, expires. There were two Democratic Senators at the beginning of the session, but just as it closed one of them was unseated in favor of the Republican contestant Tbe term of Sen ator Penrose, who was elected President pro tern, at the close of the session, also expires with next year. Senator Ross, of Bucks, who was tbe Democratic leader of tbo Senate, It is understood, doesn't desire fo return. Senator Brown, of York, who represented the grangers as well as the Democrats In tbe Senate, will probably return. Senator Wstres' term expires with 1690. He is a Rcbublisan, lives in Scranton. and represents the Lackawanna Luzerne district Senator Watres is not so ambitious to return to tho Senate as he is to bo Lieutenant Governor. Tbe term of Sena tor Martin, of the Cumberland-Adams district expires, and it was once said Hon. Samuel Wherry desired to succeed bim. but Mr. Wherry saj shis only ambition is to retain his seat in tbe lower branch. The Senators From Allegheny. Messrs. Rutan and Newmyer aro the Alle gheny Senators whose terms expire. This is Senator Rutan's first term in tbe Senate from Allegheny county. He was elected to that body in 1SC9 and 1872 from the Beaver-Washington district, and in the latter year was Speaker of the Senate, an office abolished by the Constitution of 1873, which- makes the Lieutenant Governor, and in his ab sence the President pro tern., the presiding officer. Senator Newmyer represented Allegheny county in tho Senate from 1875 to 1881, and in 1876 and 1W7 was Presi dent pro tem. Senator Rutan desires to suc ceed himself. W. W. Spcer is mentioned as a Republican opponent, but it is too early in the day for him to announce himself. Senator Rutan is noted for the thoroughness of his can vass, and when be comes back retnvigorated, as he expects to be, by his trip to Europe any man who wants to succeed him will have to rise up early In the morning and stay up late. On the supposition that Mr. Newmyer does not de sire to go back to the SenatcHon. S. M. Lafferty, of Pittsburg, and Dr. McCullongh, of Taren tum, both members of the lower branch of tbe Legislature, will be candidates for tbe place. Senator Upperman, who bas represented the county since 1880. and Senator Steel, who was first elected in 1881 and again in 18S8, have each until the end of 1892 to hold their seats. Western Pennsylvania Senator. The term of SenatorDelemater, of Crawford, expires with the year 1890. It is needless to say he is not ambitious to succeed himself. His desire to be the next Governor of Pennsylvania is well known. The other Republican Senators of Western Pennsylvania whose terms expire with next year are A. O. Allen, of Warren; J. R. McLain, of Washington; W. Scott Alex ander, of Fulton, and W. McKnight William son, of Huntingdon. The Democratic Senators of Western Pennsylvania whose terms expire are J. H. Wilson, who represents tbe big dis trict made up of Clarion, Forest, Elk and Cam eron counties; W. W. Betts, of Clearfield, and Thomas V. Schnatterly, of Fayette. Senator Alien will possibly be in tbe field to succeed himself. There is a prospect however, that be may be tbe next Secretary of tbe Common wealth, or that he may be a candidate to suc ceed Congressman Watson, provided the latter Is not a candidate for re-election. Senator McLain is spoken of as a candidate to succeed himself, and Beaver county, which forms part of tho district, Is likely to put forward Captain Hartford P. Brown, whose two terms In the Legislature have been excellent training for the place. Representative Pugb, of Somerset, and Repre sentative Evans, of Bedford, want to succeed Mr. Alexander. Hon. Alfred W. Smiley, of Clarion, who has served two terms in the Legis lature, will be Clarion county's candidate for the State Senate on the Democratic side to suc ceed Senator Wilson. Mr. Smiley is a Demo crat, his county is Democratic and so is tbe dis trict Mr. Smiley won the reputation of being one of the shrewdest men in tbe last two Legis latures. Representative Blair, of Greene county, who woo an enviable reputation among the grangers by his advocacy of the anti dressed beet bill and his opposition to Repre sentative Marland's oleomargarine bill, is a candidate for Senator Schnatterly's seat That gentleman's illness may keep him out of the race. i Two Senatorial Candidates. Senator Delemater has no pronounced oppon ent among the Senators for Gubernatorial honors. None whose terms expire have been mentioned in that connection. Senator Rey barn, of Philadelphia, whose term extends two years beyond Senator Delemater' s, is not a can didate in the strict sense of the word at least not yet He may be, later on. Senator Rej ourn was not one ot Senator Delemater's fol lowing in tbe Senate. In fact he followed no man. He was a leader of others, and, paradoxi cal as it may seem, would have been a leader if he bad had no following, for he is composed of the stuff popularly supposed to enter into the make-up of a leader. He is possessed of ripe experience, a strong, well-balanced mind, fine legal talent, is straightforward and outspoken, butis always sure of his ground before speak ing, and when he takes a stand takes it to stay, because he feels it to be right He is an Ohioan by birth, but was educated in Philadelphia, where ho has resided since his youth, and where he studied law and was admitted to tho bar. From 1871 to 1876 he served in the House of Representatives. Since then be bas been a member of tho Senate, was President pro tern, in 1833, and bas always been a member of its most important committees. At the last session he was Chair man of the Senate Appropriation Committee, and as such opposed Senator Delemater' s effort to adjourn the Legislature on April 25. Ho did so because he considered it a physical im possibility to dispose of the necessary business, and especially the appropriation bills, and he won. He also held that so important a step should not have been taken without consulta tion with the older members of the body. Should circumstances bring Senator Reyburn to the front in the Gubernatorial race next year it is well known ho will not be unaccep table to C. L. Magee. Senator Delemater's experience in State at fails only dates back to the beginning of his Senatorial term in 1886. Previous to that time his political efforts had been confined to bis own county. He is a lawyer by profession, is a banker, controls the little Meadville and Lines ville Railway, and is in the natural gas busi ness. He had the benefit of excellent training, and as a business man has been a success. His political prominence Is largely due to the favor of Senator Quay, who has seen hi3 good points and enlisted them in his own service. Though unquestion ably a man of ability, Senator Delemater has not as yet done anything to particularly dis tinguish himself in State affairs. That, how ever, is not saying that he will not do so should opportunity offer. He has shown on a number of occasions au ability and tenacity of purpose that surprised those disposed to underrate him. Watres nnd Bis Rival. Senator Watres, when he ends his present term, will have served eight years In the Sen ate. He has been spoken of as Quay's candi date for Lieutenant Governor, but Mr.. Quay has not pledged himself, according to reports from people who ought to know. In fact there is a sort of competitive examination going on. Mr. Watres' principal opponent is Hon. E. K. Martin, one of the leading politicians of tbe Lancaster bar, and one of tbe leading politi cians of Lancaster county as well. Mr. Martin is very well known through the Eastern part of tbe State and is well known also in influential quarters in Western Pennsylvania. Mr. Quay, it is said, has promised his support to which ever of these two shows tbe greater strength. Tbo terms ot 12 Democratic and 13 Republic an State Senators expire with next year. But three Democratic Senators hold over until the end of 1392. Of tbe 22 Republican Senators who held over there is but one who expects to retire before the close of his term to a Federal office, and that one is Thomas V. Cooner, who wants to be Collector of the Port ot Philadel phia. Another Big Natural Gas Well. Special Telegram to The DUDatctu Pabkeesburo, May 23. William Johnson has struck one of the biggest gas wells ever struck in this part of the country. Johnson has been boring about one mile below Eureka, in Pleasant county, just above the Wood county line. This gas well is already largo and strong enough to supply a city of 20,000 people, and is only 15 feet in the sand. It is still drilling, and is increasing the volume of gas every foot The gas comes from tbe Macksburg sand, about 1,300 to 1,400 feet ueep. There' Something Coming. From tne New York World.; Tho fact that the Saltan ot Turkey has sent a necklace valued at 0150,000 to the Empress of Germany leads to tbe conviction that the Sublime Porto will be seeking a loan in a few days. . 1889. A CDT MUST BE HADE, Governor Beaver Considering What Appro prlation Bills to Veto. In Order to Keep State Expenses Near tho Revenues What Will Likely Suffer. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Habbisbubg, May 23. Governor Beaver is bard at work considering tbe appropriation and other bills remaining for disposition. He has been devoting himself assiduously to this portion of his executive duties the past three weeks, and by the last of this month he expects to have all the legislation out of the way. He would have over two weeks more to consider bills, but his appointment as a visitor to the Annapolis school will compel his absence from the executive chamber on Friday of next week. In disposing of the appropriation bills the Governor is confronted with many difficulties. A careful estimate of the revenues expected in tbe general fund places the amount for the next two years at $11,151,000. The general ap propriation bill is found to authorize an aggre gate expenditure of about 58,747,329, of which 81,250,000 are applicable to the payment of tbe interest on tbe State debt The deduction of this amount from the sum stated would leave for use in meeting current demands 87,497,329. Other bills call for $5,480,293. making an aggre gate appropriation of 12,977,293, exclusive of tbe sinking-fund money. In this calculation tbe anticipated expenses of public printingand other items, not specifying any fixed sum, but involving expenditures, aro taken into consid eration. The Pruning Knife Necessary. In the estimate of revenues for the first year there is counted collateral inheritance tax of $500,000 from the estate of Isaiah Williamson, the Philadelphia millionaire, who died recent ly. As the estimated receipts will fall short of the contemplated expenses for the next two years about Sl.816,632, the Governor will be obliged to use the pruning knife quite freely on appropriations to bring the expenses within the revenues. Salts instituted against corporations for the recovery of taxes, the Governor calcu lates, will brine to the Treasury about $700,000, wbich would still leave an excess of proposed disbursements of $1,148,631 Hasn't Enough Bills to Teto. There are on the Governor's table about 100 appropriation bills, and he seems sorry the number which he approved before the adjourn ment of the Legislature, because of the law which requires him either to sign bills withm ten days after they reach his hands, allow them to become laws by limitation or disap prove them, was as great Then, the Governor says, he had no proper idea as to the amount of the appropriations, or be would have made a material reduction in the aggregate sum ap propriated by tbe bills signed. "If I had them under my control," he said to-day, in effect "I see where I could have diminished the amount $100,000. Tbe general appropriation bill had then not been passed, and I was not in a po sition to exercise the veto power, as 1 am since the passage of the bill, with a provision appro priating $1,000,000 to tbe common schools for the next two years, $1,000,000 more than the House Committee on Appropriations agreed on." i No Necessity Now for Fancy Uniforms. The Governor did not state that he wonld veto any particular bill, but he strongly ratl .mated that tbe items in the general appropria tion bill authorizing the expenditure of $75,000 for tho purchase of dress uuifoims for the National Gnard would have to fall on account of the excess of the appropriations over the probable revenues. Tbe necessity for these uniforms was not urgent at any rate, he intl mated.as there were no more centennial demon strations near, nor any Presidental inaugura tion, nor any other extraordinary displays in which the military was expected to form a con spicuous feature. Other Things That Mast Suffer. Tbe Governor also hinted bis purpose to veto the items in the general appropriation bill pro viding for the payment of the salaries of de ceased judges and other officials for the terms for which they were elected to their heirs. The Governor thinks this bill Is nottbeproperplace for such appropriations, as be vetoed a separate bill, two years ago, of similar import The items would likely be disapproved even if they constituted separate bills. It Is not certain that the Governor will not scale down the ap propriation to pay the expenses of tbe Legis lative contests in Philadelphia, which aggre gate oyer 50,000. With regard to other bills making appropriations to institutions, the Governor will pursue a policy similar to that adopted two years ago, when he lowered the amounts allowed by the Legislature over $1,000,000 after that body had adjourned finally. Many appropriations will consequently have to suffer curtailment or be vetoed outright ii Some Bills That Were Signed. The Governor to-day, after argument for and against it approved the bill for government of cities of the third class,' which is to take the place of tho municipal act of 1887, which was held to bo unconstitutional, because it recog nized too many classes of cities. The Governor also approved the bill authorizing assessments and reassessments for the cost of local im provements already mado or in process of com pletion, and providing for their collection. This bill is particularly intended to compel tbe pay ment of tho cost of paved streets by abutting property owners who have refused to pay their I to rata share because the municipal act of 887, under which the work was done, was de clared to be unconstitutional by tbe Superior Court. Probably 600.000 will change' hands on account of this act, Chester City alone having a claim against property owners of $150,000. In this city there are owing tbo Barber Asphalt Company abont J25,0U0 for street paving, wbich amount is payable under this law. The Gov ernor also signed to-day bills enabling cities of the third class which have more than one school district to consolidate them if a majori ty of each board can be secured in favor of consolidation, and putting tbe maximum ex penditures of the State Board of Health at $10,000 a year instead of $5,000 as now. Bills That Are Found Defective. Governor Beaver has signed the bill provid ing for the appointment of a Chief Inspector at $1,600 a year and six deputies at $1,000 each to look into tbe protection of women and chil dren In mercantile and other industries, but the act will not be operative until 1891, at least, as tbe Legislature failed to make any appropriation to carry out its provisions. The Governor will make no appointments to the several places because of this legislative neg lect The judicial salary bill is also defective in this respect but if the revenue should hold out the increased salary provided conld be paid them if the Governor signed the act In tbe bill for the government of the State Library, this important omission is also made, and it will go for naught One or two other bills are similarly defective. READING ROBERT ELSMERB Was tho Canse of the Dissensions In tho Yale Theological School. New Haven, Conn., May 23. Tho Yale Theological School is torn up with internal dis sensions, and its professors and President Dwight are on the anxious seat Tbe ideas or beliefs put into the mouth of "Robert Els mere" by Mr. Humphrey Ward are at the bot tom of it Tho book has been widely read there, and a f ow weeks ago Prof. John Russell lectured to the students, taking for his subject 'The Miraculous Element of tbe Dew Testa ment" He said there was something deeper than miracles upon which to base our faith, and that something was tbe history of the Christian church for the past 19 centuries. He said he had not ground to deny' tbe truth en tirely of miracles, but there was so much room for doubt that no man ought to he excluded from the Christian church because be enter tained those doubts. The 'faculty heard of Prof. Russell's devia tions from the established faith, and in a short time his resignation was asked. He tendered it and has accepted a professorship at Williams College. Professor Russell had a big following in tho class, and all sorts of pressure was brought to bear upon the faculty to retain him, but to no use. Some of tbe students are now uniting and threaten to leave. Howard R. Vaughn, of Egypt City, N. J., says that his want ot faith In miracles and his agreement with Professor Russell bas compelled him to conclude to for. sake the ministry. He states further that halt a dozen others will follow. Consolation for Young Men. From the Chicago Inter-Ocean.j Young man with slender salary, do not get discouraged. King Tamasese of Samoa lives royally on an Income of $20 per week. WITH SUMMER RAINS. With tiny threads of gossamer, I lightly spin sweet thoughts of her. As If my love a blossom were. Bat when that blossom floats away, Regret walks down tbe clouded way, And somber twilight ends tbe day. A robe of white has wrapped our earth, (Ungarmented as at Its birth). And sleigh bells flU tbe air with mirth. 1,0 ! in pale moonshine tints yon bills, A nameless rest mr bosom fills. A perfect peace my pusioa stills For Joy that goes, in part remains; All is not lost or hopes or pains; X.OT6 comes again with nmmerralnst Eugene field in Chicago Seat. MATTERS IN THE METROPOLIS. Marines to Parade Next Thursday. tmrr tobk bureau sfxculs.) New York, May 23. Four hundred seamen and marines now at the Brooklyn navy yard are under orders to parade on Decoration Day with the Grand Army of the Republic. The blue jackets of the Boston, Chicago, Vermont Brooklyn and other men-of-war at the yard are being drilled daily for the event The marines from each ship will be accompanied in the pro cession by the ships' officers. No Room For England's Ex-Convicts. The ten ex-convicts who were sent here by tbo steamship Obdam by the Prisoners' Aid As sociation of London were shipped back home to-day by Collector Erhardt A Doctor's Bill That Was Too Big. The Supreme Court has refused to-day Dr. Charles Bimmons' request forthe trial before a referee of bis suit against the heirs of Samuel J. Tilden. The counsel for the estate opposed Dr. Simmons' application with a demand for trial by jury. Dr. Simmons attended Mr. Til- den for several months beforo death, iiesuea the heirs of the Tilden estate for $143,350, the amount of his bill for "services exclusively professional." Fighting Bli Old Belief. The Rev. S. LHIckey, an ex-Presbyterian minister and a crank, ieclared war on tbe Presbyterian General Assembly day before yesterday. He tried to tell the assembly what a poor opinion he had of it, but he was ejected from the auditorium before be finished the first sentence. All to-day ho stood before Dr. Crosby's 'church, where the assembly meets, with this placard on his back: "Father forgive them. Read the horrible blasphemies or Pres byterian teachings; that 'eternal torments most grievous in hell fire forever await all but the elect' " Several clergymen at the close of the session rushed upon him and raised their canes over his bead, as though they meant to strike him. With the air of a martyr he made no at tempt to escape, but he was rescued by several bystanders. All to-day Hickey has distributed tracts against Fresbytenanlsm from Dr. Cros by's steps. Two clergymen tried to have a policeman arrest him, but did not succeed. Hickey was a Presbyterian clergyman in Brooklyn two years ago. He lost iarth in the Presbyterian creed and left tbe church. He has made opposition to Presbyterian doctrine his life work. Satisfied With Their Sovereign. The captain of the British bark Mikado, which arrived in port to-day, visited tbe de scendants of the mutineers of the Bounty at Pitcairn Island, last February. The Island now has 117 inhabitants who are ruled by a ful! fledged king. The royal navy, consisting ot six canoes, carried fish and fruit to the Mikado, and received in exchange soap, clothes 'and flour. Altogether, the subjects of the little kingdom seemed to be quite prosperous and contented with their sovereign. 0DS MAIL POCCfl. Prohibition in Kansas. To the Editor of The Dispatch: In The Dispatch of May 19 appeared an Interview with W. P. Tomllnson, editor of the Daily Democrat, Topeka, Kan. He Is in this State to fight ths amendment Prohibition not a failure, and this statement I am prepared to establish by abundant proof. Governor Humphrey wrote under the date April 8, 1889: "To what extent bas tbe con sumption of alcoholic drinks been diminished by prohibition? It is difficult to procure exact iuformation. There is no source from which authentic data may be obtained on the subject It is a matter largely ot observation and opin ion, fairly expressed, doubtless, by ex-Attorney General Bradford in his last official report, wherein he states that there is not to exceed 10 per cent as much liquor sold in the State as was sold in 1880. Other officials, in position to judge intelligently, put it as low as 5 per cent. For instance, here in Toneka. the capital of the State, a prosperous city of 60,000. In 1SS0 60 or more saloons flourished. To-day there is not a saloon In tbe city. The docket of the District court lor mis city ana county at the last Janu ary term did not contain a single criminal case. Court dockets and prison records, from the lowest to the highest attest this re sult" Now, here is a statement of the Governor of a great State, who cannot afford, for love or money, to misstate facts, and I put it against this interview reported in The Dispatch. M. V. B. BZKNETT. WASHraoToir, Pa., May 21 THEIR TV0EK FINISHEP. Ticket Brokers Revise the Constitution, Elect Officers and Adjourn. New Yoek, May 23. The second day's session of the convention of American Ticket Brokers Association opened promptly at 10 o'clock this morning. Tbe convention at once settled down to work in executive session. The business before tbe convention this forenoon was tbe revision of the constitution and by laws. The convention, after recess, concluded its labor late this afternoon, and adjourned sine die. The following officers were elected for tbe ensuing year: President, P. W.Ward, of Cleve land; First Vice President, T. Frank, of New York; Second Vice President Bimon Stecner, of St. Louis; Third Vice PresidentEd. Lest,of Chicago; Fourth Vice President W. W. Will iams, of Des Moines; Secretary, W. B. Carter, of Louisville; Executive Committee, for two years, Gustav G. Lansing, of Now York, and H. C. Meader, of Cincinnati. The other two members of tbe committee, L. Salomon, of Chicago, and George W. Frey, of IndianapolK bold over. It was agreed to bold the next annual convention in Indianapolis on the second Wednesday in May, 1890. SAVED BI A PARMER'S BOY. HownYonngLnd Prevented What Would Have Been a Terrible Collision. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Cobby, May 23. A most remarkable escape from a terrible accident occurred on the West ernJTewYork anil Pennsylvania Railroad, be tween Brocton and Prospect, at what is known as "Goose Hollow" trestle, which is 600 feet long and 92 feet h igh. The operator at Brocton had received an order holdingfrelghttrain No. 61 at Brocton for No. 61, bnt as an accident oc curred on the Lake Shore at that time, the operator was called away and let 64 go, for getting the order. From Brocton to Prospect there 3 a heavy up grade, and the road is very circuitous. A farmer's little boy, who was in the pasture nearby after tbe cows, beard both trains com ing and ran up tbe track and flagged 51, wbich was not able to stop until It reached tbe south end of the trestle, just as 54 reached the north end and stopped. ODD ITEMS FROM FOREIGN SHORES. The shipment of wines from Bordeaux last year showed a falling off of more than 4,000,000 gallons. Cigarettes of tea, lately introduced in England, have been followed by those made of a mixture of herbs, which seem to be received with favor. - One of the most active bicyclists is the Bishop of Chester. It was he who presided at an athletic meeting the other day, and so warmly commended boxing, TrtE Duchess of Marlborough's reception at her presentation to the Queen was most cordial on Her Majesty's part After the Queen had given her the usual kiss she "shook hands with her most graciously, and kept her in conversa tion for a couple of minutes." The Volapnklsts are Invited during this month to a great jubilee festival at Allmendln gea in Wurtembnrg, It being ten years since the South German country pastor, Dr. Schey ler, published his grammar of the "universal language for all parts of tbe world." A Russian navy officer bas invented a method of searching the sea or coast by night, wbich does not reveal the position of the sbip A mortar fires a buoyant shell containing a compound which ignites on reaching the water and lights up the surrounding area. Babon Alberto Fkanchettt, who com poses operas, expends immense sums on their production. His work "Asrael" was rehearsed for a month previous to its performance in Florence, 700 people being engaged. Tbe raise en scene was estimated as costing 80,000. Physicians will be interested to know that Dr. Pagel, of the Royal Library of Berlin, has found there a Latin manual ot anatomy in manuscript written in ISO J by Henri de Monde ville, surgeon to Philip the Handsome of France and teacher ot anatomy and surgery in Paris. One of tho m03t famous bathers of Europe, Leon Duraont who used to cut and trim Na poleon 1IL, described as a "teller of tales, a connoisseur of pictures and tbe best of gossips," has established himself in London. He was one of thV first persons called' in by Boulanger after thektter's'arrival. CURIOUS C0KDESSATI0KS. The steamship Ems, on her last trio from Bremen to New York, passed an Iceberz aoout w ieet mgn "" " '"&- A land turtle, with "J. F. W. L. L. P., 1818," cut on its shell, was canght Sunday on a farm at West Goshen, this State. A verv large shark of the hammer head specie was caught a Punta Rossa, FUu, a few days ago. He was 10 feet in length. The old building at Charlotte, N. C, in which Lord Cornwallis transacted business while in this country, was burned by an incen diary the other morning. The water supply of Ishpeming, Mich., is so vile, that the citizens buy water from peddlers at S cents a gallon, the peddlers get ting tbe fluid at Rock Kilns. A physician says that the "spring of the year cranks." who Oil themselves up at this sea son with herb teas and bitters and bl ood purifi ers, are more numerous than usnf11- A gentleman in Eastis, Fla., has an alligator that he is going to train to drive in harness. Thajrouthf ul saurian bas had several lessons and is proving very tractable. N. S. Bridges, of Charlotte, Me., a vet eran bear hunter, 86 years old, canght and killed his Mth. bear recently. Uruin proved a bard customer and tipped the scales at 409 pounds. A horse in Ansonia, Conn., got a pebble in his nose while drinking from a shallow brook, and now, whenever he crosses it laps water there like a dog. though elsewhere he drinks in the usual fashion. The largest railway station in the world is the terminus station of the Peninsular Rail way at Bombay. India, at which an army of workmen were at work for ten years at miser able wages. It cost $19,000,000. Major W. P. Smith, an aged druggist of Halsey, Ore., started for tbe foot bills on a collecting tour. He lost bis way, and for nearly a week wandered in the mountains. He was nearly starved to death when found. There arrived at Punta Gorda, Fla., from Kansas, recently, an elderly woman with two old hens setting on ducks' eggs. She had taken them all the way in the car with her each hen setting contentedly in a basket The "penny in the slot" machine must have reached its culmination in that Invented by a Mr. Engelbert, which, after the prescribed rule bas been complied with, will take your photograph, finish it and drop it out already framed. The "most valuable catseye in the world" has come to London from Ceylon. It weighed originally when found by a laborer 475 carats. He sold it for SO rupees. It has been cut and now weighs 170 carats, and is insured for 30,000 rupees. Since the termination of the dynamite patent in 1831, there has I een immense industry in the invention of high explosives, and there are now more than 300 varieties. A dynamite cartridge one foot in length takes only 1-24.000 of a second to explode. Some people in Michigan made onions pay this year. A girl up in Dorr raised 350 bushels, which she traded for an organ. Her father raised several thousand bushels, held them for a raise and then was tickled when he, at last, received $8 for the lot Eight years ago John P. Davis, of New London, Conn., had $32 picked from his pocket Last week be received a letter containing the amount and a note which explained that the money was that stolen from him in 1S8L The note had neither date nor signature. The British Bible Society, of which the Earl of Harrowby is President reports an ex penditure for liSS or 226,164, and receipts of 212,615, against 226,613 for 1887. The distri bution of Bibles also Iell 500.000, from 4,000,000 to 3,500,000. They were in 287 languages. The French papers announce the arrival in Paris of two lions and two lionesses tamed by the "celebrated American Colonel, Daniel Boone." They are exhibited at theFolles Bergere and all Paris is flocking to see the moving spectacle provided by tbe gallant Col onel. One of the most fashionable of Philadel phia physicians always kisses his hand when waving farewell to his wealthiest lady patients; but some ot them were comparing notes the other day, and found that for visits when he kissed his hand he charged $10, while for others be charged only $5. Workmen digging forthe new sewers at Darlington, Vt, came npon a group of three skeletons, supposed to be the remains of soldiers buried during the war ot 1S12. Aft the excavation Kid made further progress sll more skeletons were found, two iron buttons with "U.S." on them, an old coin, 4 scarf pin, and a small green glass bottle. The most grateful man in the world has just died in a South African town. After his death the following notice appeared in tbe local papers: "Died At the Albany Hospital, March 3, 1889, Ebenezer Pike, aged 32 years. E. Pike wishes to express his thanks to the super intendent of the hospital and the many doctors who attended bim in his late illness." A St. Louis tailor promised a customer that he would have bis new suit done in a few minutes. The young man said: "All right, I'm going across the streetto take a bath. Send tbe clothes over there." Tho tailor agreed, and the young man went to his bath. One of the attendants offered him So for his old clothes: the offer was accepted and the trans fer made. The young man finished his bath, bnt the new garments didn't come. He waited and grew impatient He was kept in the bath room for five mortal hours before the suit came. Then he took his departure, vowing never to trust a tailor's word again. Albert Greiner, proprietor of the big hotel opposite the railroad depot at Sayside, L. L,Is thinking of joining bands with Barnnm. Mr. Greiner has a large and perfectly white cat which bas one bine eye and one yellow one. Some time ago she gave birth to two pure white kittens with yellow eyes. A few days ago one of the kittens seemed in great distress over one of its eyes. The eye began to bulge from 1U socket and in order to relieve it of Its misery Mr. Greiner removed the eye. On the follow ing day it was discovered that tbe kitten hid a blue eye in place of the yellow one wbich had been taken out Tbe Academy of Medicine and Science of Bayside is about to Investigate the phenomenon. FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. First belle I hear your father has failed, or at least he lost heavily in Wall street Second belle Yes, poor dear; be can no longer light his cigars with crisp $3 bills, but has to use $1 bills. It is awful. Epoch. Minnie lam sorry I ever got that hat. I think it makes me look a perfect frlgbtdon't you? Mamie O, no, not a perfect fright. You know there is nothing perfect In this world. Tent Haute Express. The "Opinion Manufacturing Company" bas been organized at Bradford, Vt1. In the ab sence of further information it may be assumed that the new concern is a political literary bu reau. Philadelphia Ledger. "It's all well to cry, Turn the rascals ont' but how can It be done?" Inquired the Major. "Send 'enrto the Legislature, "responded the Jadge. "ine legislators tarns oat moro rascals than anything known of. Minneapolit Tribune. Fogg (to iceman) Why, what's the mat ter with you? You've lost flesh terribly since I saw yooJast fall. You're not welt I'm afraid. Ice man (endeavoring to pat a good face on it Yes, I've lost about 60 pounds; bat for all that I'm a good deal strooger than 1 was last season- It used to be all I conld do to lift your ice then, and now 1 ean plek It up with one band without half trying. hoiton Transcript. Mr. Lushei1 I see you have a new coach man. Bibber. Bibber Yes. I had to discharge the last one for drunkenness. The nignt ne aroro me home from the band net he was so full that he went about ten blocxs past the house and then went to sleep. Lusber-But why didn't you stop him when you saw he was passing the house? Bibber Why the raci ls-you see in - sotlred-that I didn't see the house myself. Terre Haute Express. In No Danger. Mrs. Minks (severely) George, there Is an account In tbe piper about a business man leaving bis wife and running off wlth a pretty typewriter girl. . Mr. Minks Indeed t 'Yes, and it's the third account of the slndl've seen this week.' "That doesn't Interest me." "It does me. You hare a pretty typewriter girl In yonr offlce." . , ... . . Ho, weharen't. My partner eloped with her lastweek."-Sew Xork Weekly. t , The Distinction Between the Two,r.-f:' "Shadbolt have you seen slirnorStretchwell, the ' India-rubber man at the museum? He's a' won derful fteak." ' . "He's more than a freak, Dlnglss; he'sa miracle." x "Well, what's the difference between a freak and a miracle?" " "A great deal. Sappose you owe me luX-It's much- more than that bat we'll suppose It's only SIO. If you should take a notion to, pay It, that would be wonderful freak. If you should actually pay It. Dlnglss, It would bo mlracler Chicago Tribune, ", xHHe i Ill