-tor-- "F r T';' ,rT SSpSK-I v V. P-IWy-at v jmZTt WW-pra ""v -MM, ..J 4-"lf. --.SJii'.JBCrT ,-v- r ' vtP ''W--, : - -' "v-, .?--- -w,,v -:iJ.,s ?. 5 "-s5.i: nrrrr nnririTsi rr i r t ' r w TEtE PITTSBURG-' 'DISPATCH,' TTIESDAY, MAT 2'1, 1889. ' ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S46. VoL 44,20 103. Entered atPlttsburgPostofflce, November 14, 1SS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Filth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing1 House 75, 77and79DlamondStreet Average net circulation of tho dally edi tion of The Dispatch for six mouths ending; May 1, 1SS9, 28,051 Copies per Issue. Avernce net circulation of the Sunday edi tion of The Dispatch for April, 1SS9, 46,143 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DI&PATCH. f . "POSTAGE TREE ET THE TOOTED STATES. DJLTLT DISPATCH. One Tear 8 00 IIailt UibrATCH, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month TO DailT DISPATCH, Including Sunday, .one rear. : 10 IU1XT Dispatch, Including Sunday, per quarter. 250 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one month.... 90 Scxdat Dispatch, oneyear 250 Veebxt Dispatch, one year. 125 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, or including the bunday edition, atiO cents per week. , PITTSBURG, TUESDAY, MAY 21, 1SS9. AK mPOBTAHT POIHT GAINED. The concession made bj the railroad of ficials at their meeting yesterday in the re duction on ore rates, is of itself a good re- tnrn on the labors of those who hare been agitating in favor of more equitable freight rates to Pittsburg. The reduction of twenty cents per ton on ore from the lakes to Pittsburg is not all that our people have asked, nor all they had a right to expect The gain of 30 cents in the first cost of a ton of pig iron and of 50 cents on finished iron and steel rails will go a long way toward correcting the influences which hare of late worked against Pitts , bnrg's natural supremacy in iron and steel. "With this correction we may be certain that Chicago cannot take our iron business away from us, even though our city does not se cure the full advantages of its sitnation. The course of the railroad managers in giving our manufacturing industries this measure of relief is to be recognized and commended. It was far wiser for their own interests to make this concession than to cling to their old policy regardless of the public protests. Nevertheless we must commend the intelligence and fair-mindedness which produced this step as superior to the average railroad policy. "While onr railroad men have not given Pittsburg-all that she needs, they have cer tainly improved .their position by giving a great share of it. It is to be hoped that when they experience the expansion of all classes of iron traffic to be caused by the re duction in this fundamental rate, they will see the wisd .m of further reductions, which will at once secure them enhanced business, and place Pittsburg far beyond all other points in the production of finished iron. For this relief much thanks. Neverthe less the fact that it is given as a favor of the railroad managers should point the moral as" to the reform which will cause freight, charges to be fixed just as the charges for making iron are by the unerring force of competition. z, y sL HEW GLASS SYSTEM. The first test of the tank system of glass' manufacture at Jeannette, Pa., which was made yesterday, appears to have re sulted favorably. Perhaps it may be wise to await the experience of a larger ran than that of a tingle day before asserting its en tire success; but so far as can be judged . from the reports of the first day's operations . the indications are decidedly in favor of the success of the new method. The change thus foreshadowed comprises a revolution in glass making. The enormous increase in pro duction permitted by this process will, of course, carry with it a great cheapening in the price of glass, and if experience sup ports the first test, will necessitate a gen ' eral reconstruction of the old style factories. Glass'making has stuck to the old lines longer than almost any other manufactur ing industry. It now appears to be on the ere of a new era. THE DIRECT VOTE SYSTEM. 'In the heat of the struggle for supremacy among the prominent Bepublican workers the details of policy as to the operation of the party machine, which are the ostensible bone of contention, have been pretty much forgotten by both sides. Yet, to establish the best method of getting a fair expression as to the candidates and measures from the rank and file of the party, should be of more importance than fighting to demon . stratc whether Quay, Flinn, Magee, Bayne or somebody else is "boss." The machin ery of conventions and committees is get- I ting to be a very complicated arrangement, undeniably removing public interest farther every year from the decision of party ques- tions. The alternative known as the "Craw ford county system," o(direct popular vote for candidates, was far from a shining suc cess when tried many years ago in Pittsburg; but it is due to say that the failure was largely because no legal checks were set upon tie voting. There is now a State law punishing fraud at primaries as rigorously as at regular elections a condition which 'might well warrant a fresh experiment of the Crawford county plan. -It is-partly understood that Senator Quay's following favor this change, which, in the perverse nature of things, will likely be its least recommendation to the other side. But it might be just as good politics to consider the question wholly on its merits. Besides furnishing a direct settlement of contests for nominations, it would have the additional .id vantage of giving the leaders themselves .a chance to get a popular vote on their rival pretensions whenever the spirit 'moved them. In that way each might from time to time jget a- useful and instructive gauge of his own waxing or waning popularity. TEE C0ESECT PBJJTCIPIE. The communication in yesterday's Dis TATCH concerning the grant of passenger railway franchise in the streets deserves public attention. The fact that the fran chises already granted to electric and cable .railways, and those asked for by new pro jects, to say nothing of the old horse car lines, occupy nearly all the available streets lor getting in or out of the business part of the city, certainly Tequires the grave con- aideration of the public. "We can hardly agree with our corre spondent as to the good policy of selling ' street franchises to the highest bidder, eiber permanently or for a term of years. "Whatever sum a corporation may offer for the privilege of running- railroads through the streets of Pittsburg will be given for the necessary and 'obvious purpose of getting that sum back from the patrons of the road, with a profit on it The purchase of a franchise like this necessitates not onlv a profit on the capital invested in building the road, but the profit on the capital paid to the city for the sake of obtaining the franchise. This must be collected from the people using the road; and consequently from that portion of the public least able to bear taxation. The sale of. such fran chises would therefore be identical with the medieval system of tax farming, or the sale of monopolies. It should be recognized that the purpose of chartering such lines is to furnish the ordinary people with the means of the most economical and speedy transit This is not to be secured by bur dening the enterprising with the payment of large sums to the public treasury; but rather by placing them upon a basis of com petition which will secure the lowest fares to thepnblic Our correspondent happens to point out the piinciple upon which this unalloyed good can be secured to the pnblic, by hiB declaration that no exclusive privileges can be granted to any corporation in the streets. This is an undoubted legal principle. "Whether the streets are regarded as "simply the property of the public, or are viewed in the light of an easement, with reversion to the abutting property holders, the principle is the same. The Supreme Court of the United States has decided that to give a corporation exclusive privileges, or the sole right of use in any public highway, by the right of eminent domain, would be a viola tion of the Constitution of the United States, and therefore beyond any legislative power. The State or city can grant a cor poration an easement in the street for the construction of tracks, subject to the right of general use; but neither of them could give a traction company the right to exclu sively occupy a street for its business any more than it could give a drygoods firm the same exclusive right for its business. This principle is certainly cogent as sug gesting a solution of the present problem. Both the competition of new passenger rail way lines and the preservation of the unoc cupied streets can be secured by adopting the policy that all new lines shall have the privilege of reaching the business part of the city over the tracks of the corporations to which franchises have already been granted. It should not be difficult to ar range conditions or rules by .which new en terprises can reach the central-portion of the city over the existing tracksupon the payment of equitable tolls. It will serve the purposes of the. public far better to have the new railways confined to the half dozen streets on which franchises are now granted than to have all the down-town streets occu pied with cable and electric lines. STILL HASHING AN ADVANCE. Notwithstanding the usual early summer talk of strikes it Is a cheerful and noticeable fact that Pittsburg's business is shown by the Clearing House returns to keep right on at a rate of improvement exhibited by few, if any, other cities. The prediction that Baltimore would, like Cincinnati, be per manently left in the shade is made good by the exhibit from week to week. Pittsburg has taken a firm hold on Ihe seventh place in the business list of American cities. The prospects, furthermore, are good that be fore the current year runs out it will catch up with St. Louis and that on the full twelvemonth's returns it will exceed San Francisco. With these signs in the sky, as well as for the more personal reason that "shut downs" and strikes cause much individual loss, every one will hope that the differences between employers and employed in oertain local quarters may be satisfactorily and soon composed. . THE NEW GBEELET LETTERS. The New York Sun is publishing an ex tremely interesting series of Horace Greeley's letters to Mr. Charles A. Dana. Their high interest depends not alone on the revelation they make of Mr. Greeley's picturesque per sonality, but on the vivid picture they also give of the political methods and manners in vogue some thirty years ago. Mr. Greeley copld not write a line of commonplace. Each sentence of even those letters which are mainly devoted to the routine of a news paper's management is instinct with the writer's courageous and energetio spirit. To-day a great many of us are inclined to regard the politicians and their practices with great disfavor, and there, is no doubt a good deal of foundation for such a view. Buta pernsal of this series of Mr. Greeley's! letters will speedily convince anyone that politics and the men who deal in it have improved immensely since the dark days of 1856. The arguments most popular with tne majority of the statesmen at Wash ington at the time of the famous Banks contest over the Speakership, and during the succeeding era in .which the rights and wrongs of Kansas played a leading part, were the pistol and the club. Mr. Greeley draws the political landscape in perfect perspective, as it appeared to his sharp eyes, and he does not fail to show that his tongue had attuned itself to fie violent tone of the men abont him. But the redeeming quality of all his writing, even in his angriest moods, that surprising spirit of generosity which tem pered his acute sense of justioe, clearly shines in these letters and lends them a unique charm. In short, the letters lead us to admire Mr. Greeley more, and the times he lived in less, than we did before. NOJOKES PEEM1TTED. The joeose element of the press, without regard to party predilections or previous condition of servitude, is very much en tertained over the experiences of a young man by the name of Gitt, who was a clerk in the Pension Office, and is so no longer. Mr. Gitt used to exercise his humorous fac ulties at the expense of the Bev. Br. Scott, who was then the father-in-law of Senator Harrison, and a clerk in the same office. When the aged Doctor would indulge his weakness for a nap, Mr, Gitt used to arouse him by shouting: "Sleeping cars for Baltimore," and in other ways disturbing the peaceful slumbers of the old gentleman. Since Mr. Scott's son-in-law has become the President, Mr. Gitt has been called be fore his superior officer; and the condensed report of the conversation that took place is, that the superior told Gitt to "get" and Gitt got "Now while the joke in this case is decid edly against Mr. Gitt, the serious aspect of it does not count much in favor, either of Br. Scott or the President Most people will be apt to think that the Doctor might well have taken a more charitable view of the joke at the expense of his slumbers; and hardly any view of the distribution ot the spoils can make it the duty of the 'Presi dent to revenge. upon officeholders, such as Mr. Gitt is stated to have been, their trans gressions in disturbing tho repose of age in office. Especially, "since the removed clerk is staled to have been a Bepublican, and therefore is presumed to have earned his -position by yeoman labors -inmost cam paigns, it seems that even the vested right of partisanship in the spoils Is very much .encroached upon by such actions. The removal is certainly a warning to all who desire the fruits of office. They must not only be very respectlul to the father-in-law of the administration, but they must look out for the other end of the family and take care how they snap their fingers in a light and irreverent manner at the Hon. Baby McKee. A YEftY unique theory of prodnction is presented by the Grocery World. That paper objects to the observance ot Arbor Day, because there is a general planting of trees on that occasion. This results in a large production of fruit, and the Grocery World objects that there is already a glut of canned fruit in the market This effort of logic permits us to anticipate the day when tho press can reprove the reckless habit of wearing clothes. Clothes even tually become rags, rags become paper; and the demoralizing effect of this habit will be apparent when it results in the production of an excessive supply of, trade papers like the Grocery World. An account of Lord Lonsdale's recent Arctio trip tells how he literally played the devil in order to frighten the thievish natives. Bnt it entirely fails to explain the reason why he did the same act before he went to the Arctic regions. In view of the disposition of numerous New York cotemporaries to urge that the World's Fair of 1892 shall be located in that city, it is pertinent to specify the con ditions upon which the proposition can be entertained. When the New Yorkers, in structed by recent experience, have killed off the leaders of the Four Hundredand sent the New York Legislature and the New York Board of Aldermen to the stake then the rest of the country will concede it to be possible to creditably hold the great expo sition of the next decade in the metropolis. The strikes and rumors of strikes which are filling the air still permit the hope that by the time the scales mpst be decided on both masters and men will conclude that com promise is better than conflict The case of a Philadelphia "physician illustrates the very obliging disposition of the divorce laws of this country. He left hit first wife in New York, obtained a divorce in Pennsylvania, and married again ; but his Pennsylvania divorce does not hold good in New York. Consequently the Philadelphia doctor is provided with a legal wife both in New York and Pennsyl vania. If this sort of thing is carried far enough an'enterprising man may yet be pro vided with ahome and a better half in each one of the sovereign states. Authentic information is to the effect that Fannie Davenport has been getting married some more.' Pools can now be sold as to whether the divorce cose will come around in 1890 or 1891. Afxee the Standard has swallowed the Indiana oil field, the story comes that Eockefeller is going to give three million dollars for a Baptist theological seminary in Chicago. If another big field of. production could be found for him to freeze to, he might devote an equal percentage of profit to a religious institution even in St Louis. Pittsbtjeq will to-night have an oppor tunity of seeing what organized public spirit can do in the way of producing a Music Festival and an Exposition building. Hon. A. S. Hewitt recently told a Lon don interviewer that there are better things in this conntry than holding office. Mr. Hewitt could make his opinion more effect ive by teaching it in Washington than in London. That is, he might do so, if there was any hope that anybody In "Washington would believe him. The deadly ice cream can improves the season early by sickening over a hundred poeple, who rashly partook of ice cream at'a Connecticut church festival. The way in which the petroleum market persistently does not go up to the pointwhere the Producers' Association could get out even on-the stock, which was to pay the profits of the shutdown, is one of the most instructive evidences of the guilelessncss of the Stand ard in engineering that pretty little deal. It remains to be settled whether more fighting is to be done over the results of the recent primaries than over the primaries themselves. With Stevens, of the New York World, rescuing Stanley and James Gordon Ben nett . rescuing General Gordon the role which is assigned to Uncle Dana, of the New York Sun, seems to be to lie low and do nothing until it becomes necessary to rescue both of his esteemed cotemporaries. "When coal begins to displace gas in the factories our natural gas companies should ponder the significance of the change. The most hopeful aspect of Mr. James Gordon Bennett's trip to Khartoum to visit the Mahdi is the chance that it gives for promotion among the men in the Herald .office, and the probability that, if they get promotion, they will not be disturbed by further shakeups. - PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Max O'XiELL says he has no faith in Banian ger. H. tO. Houghton, the Boston publisher, wants to be Governor ot Massachusetts. A most astonishing story comes from Cali fornia telling how Clans Spreckels has been paying taxes, owing to defective maps, on hun dreds of acres that he does not own. William R. O'Donovan. A. N. A., has fin ished In' the clay, for the Alumni Association of St John's College, Fordham, his colossal statue of the Right Bev. John Hughes, first Archbishop of New York, which, when cast In bronze will stand on the lawn in front of that institution. Among those who are to read papers at the Convocation of the University of the State of New York, at Albany, In" July next, are President Backus, of Packer Institute, Brook lyn; President Adama,of Cornell; Prof. Bhimer, of the University of the City of New York, and President Angell, of the University ot Michi gan. Prof. Mommsen, who will soon be 72 years old, expresses himself with bis old-time vigor, it seems. A Berlin correspondent quotes him as saying of the Samoas Commission and its work: "The controversey relative to 8amoa is a strife which Is unworthy of men. For my part I would not give a glass of Bavarian beer for all the islands In the Pacific Ocean." Among the recent arrivals at San Francisco was Princess Ka'ani, the niece of KJng Kala kaua. She is 14 years old, and is the daughter of Archibald Scott Cleghorn and Princess Like Like. She left for New York, where she will take a steamer on May29,Xor JEurope and re-i main abroad for 12 months for the purpose of' completing .her studies. Th.e King intended to come, bat illness in the nature, of an eruption of bolls confined him to his bed". "His Majesty' expects to make a foreign tour soon, when he will tfslt the Paris Exposition. - THE TOPICAL TALKEfi. A Glimpse at the njny Festival Scenes Th.o Fate of tbe brass Band Hon- to Retain Your Best Girl Two Great Pictures. Gradually form and beauty erew out of a cbaotlb and baremass of materials at the Ex position building yesterday. It is said that Duquesne way, which has been dug and picked into ruins by a street car company, will resume a passable state of order before this evening. But the surroundings of the Exposition were, when 1 wandered down there yesterday after noon, a trifle repulsive. Inside the hall thostate of affairs is immeas urably better. Thet building itself Is of course still gaunt and undecorated. The beams and pillars of wood are naked, but the gay dressing of the boxes in tasteful colors gives the audi torium a good deal ot warmth and cbeeriness. The private1 boxes are arranged in sets' of four, entered by a single door from the reat. The boxes have been decorated by their pur chasers. Some are covered and neatly fes toonl with blue and pink, gold and white, or other colored bunting. The Westinghonse boxes are easily distinguished on the right side, because they stand alone in the glory of then old gold satin furnishings.' The great Anton Seldl, whoso baton will set the festival in motion to-night, conducted ah orchestra rehearsal yesterday afternoon. Carl Better bad called the chorns for rehearsal also, but when It was ' found that, the orchestra needed the hall the former re hearsal was postponed until the evening, consequently a good many of the chords stayed to hear tne orchestra, ana wnen Anton Heidi, dressed in a becoming suit of steel gray, faced his superb band of players, he had a fair-sized audience behind him. Mr. Seidl is a man ot good belcht and graceful carriage, bat his great charms are his head and countenance. He has a mass of black hair which Is just long enough to make a graceful carve upward as it reaches his collar. There is nothing effeminate about him. His features are boldly cut; and the strength of their handsome lines suggests rather the warrior than the musician. What a superb conductor be is, those who see him this' week will discover. ... AS to the acoustics of the hall of the Expo sition building, I cannot speak certainly. As far as a few tests I made yesterday Impressed me I am incliueito think that no one in the building will have reason to be dissatisfied with the acoustics when the chorus or orchestra are in aqtion. It maybe the same when the soloists are concerned, but I rather doubt it That is one of the things which will be settled to-nicht HOW TO KEEP TTOUB BEST QinL. If falrLucilia seems to care No more for can dy or ice cream, And sadly struma a weary air, Or sings too oft' "It was a dream!" He sure she wants the best of all A seat at the May Festival, Or If she tells yon, with asmUe, She has a bonnet fair and new, Of true Far isian stnnnlng style. Too gorg eons far for street or pew, Be sure she would be seen of all Beneath it at the Festival. lint if these signs yon fall to note, 1 warn yon love's a tender thing: On yon she'll surely cease to dote, She will return that little ring. Eo let this rhyming Jest avail. And take her to the Festival I . The Jobns-H&cke art gallery just now is worth a visit, if only for a look at the famous "Fugitives" of Carpentler, and a curious and very clever canvas of Alfred Stevens, one of the foremost of French impressionists. There are miny other pictures in the gallery pleasant to examine, and one can easily overlook the worthless waifs and strays which every collec tion such as this is bound to contain. The Haseltlne collection, to which I refer, will only remain here a day or two longer. V v TO K. S. Q. AND CO. It shows no sense. It may show Band, In him on battle bent. Who hires a regimental band, Without a regiment. H. 3, AT THE THEATERS. Dockstnder's llllnstr,cls, Old.Onken Bncket and Lilly Clay's Company. If you like the. old-fashioned crescent of black-faced minstrels, with the bones and tam borine in their accustomed places, yoa should certainly go to see Dockstader's aggregation of singers and comedians. It is a strong company vocally, and if Lew Dockstader alone had to provide the comedy there would' be fun In abundance. Bat Maxwell and Schoolcraft and Marlon, who successively handle the bones and tamborine, can make the laughter come readily enough when Lew Dockstader is away. Joseph Garland Is a grave and reverend presiding of ficer. In the first part, which is managed on the old-fashioned plan of broad humor for bread and patbos-for meat In the sandwich, the sing ing of Master Eddie Bloman a boy with a voice of singular power and sweetness; B. J. JoSe's rendering of "With All Her Faults I Love Her Still," and the ridiculous "t Guess Not," drollv said and sung by Dockstader. were tbe gems. The lines in Dockstader's song al luding, to "the squatters who are now up a tree. Mat Quay may make a President, but be can't beat ilagee," were greeted with terrific applause. The novelty of the first part's finale, "Oxygen," In which Dockstader put the' entire company to sleep at will, was no greater than its grotesque humor. Tbe rest of the programme, with Frapk and Marlon in some acrobatic exercises, displaying great skill, and a number of other downright varieties, concluding with a travesty on the May Festival which must be seen to be under stood, was enjoyable also. Mr. Dockstader again contributed chunks of fan in bis dis guises ot an angloroantac and a Sunday school scholar. The Grand Opera House was crowded and the performance was hailed with hearty applause. Harris' Theater. 'The Old Oaken Bucket" and a large troupe of well educated dogs drew two good audiences to this house yesterday In fact the best Mon day business of Several weeks was done. The mejodrami, as presented by the Gray and Stephens Company, is well worth seeing, if only for its good mechanical effects and the handsome and well trained dgs. These are artists in their line, and without the visible presence of a trainer on the stage their feats are marvelous. They rescue a tolerably good heroine from numerous thrilling situations, sucn as being tied in a burning houso and burled beneath an avalanche on the Allegheny Mountains, and two of tbem execute a credit able waltz with the heroine. Probably the best work of the two-legced actors is done by the smooth-tongued villain, E. F. Gilpin, as Ifarry Skinner, and Billy Williams' Josephine Is right clever. Miss Gray In her double roles is a hard-workinir. painstaking little actress. Change of bill at the Friday matinee, when "Without a Home" will be given, running the remainder of the week. Academy of Itlnslc. The Academy of Music offered as its farewell bill for the season Lilly Clay's Burlesque Com pany. Tbe ability of(tbts company to stand well before the public is undisputed. It is ex ceptionally strong in its understandings. The young women who pleased a large house last night have among tbem a good deal of beauty and some pretty voices. It is the sort of enter tainment suited to tbe heated term now upon us. POUE WEEKS WITHOUT FOOD. A Clergyman Starves Himself ta Dentb, Believing It His Daly to Do So. Salem, Ore., May 20. Rev. J. W. Harris, a Congregational minister, died at his home Fri day evening, having abstained from food four weeks. When first taken 111 he declared that God had ordained he should die, and he would not attempt to f rostrate heaven's decree by trying to sustain a life whose sands were run On all other subjects his mind remained re markably clear until tbe time of his death, but bo positively refused food, and his physicians assert that his death, if not absolutely caused, was hastened by starvation. He was born in Cornwall, England, April 25. 1831; came to America when 12 years nlrt o.iV. -catedjjiraself at Belolt Wis., and began work in the ministry In 186U ' POISONED BI HIS OWH BITB. An Ohio Blnn SaSierin; from CsncerBrosgat on Accidentally. New Philadelphia, O., May 2a-Frejler- ick Eiozcl, saloonist of this place, has gbne tn Rome. N. Y.. for treatment for rin-l .- . ., , VHUVb. -Aj tho lip, brought on In a singular manner. IA abort time ago, while at the dinner table, ho bit his Up. A decayed tooth, poisoned the flesh, resulting in cancer in its worst form. Tbe growth enn.' tinned and the pain was almost unbearable. fus.vuuuuuu u aaiu u vo very dangerous. ECHOES FE0H THE PBAY. Chairman Yon Bonnharst Receives Visitors bnt Only Hear of One Contest Porter or Necb for Connty Chairman Andrew Not Pleased With tbe Campaign The Bales ia the Fight.' Chairman Von Bonnhorst sat at his desk in .Bepabllcan headquarters this afternoon from U o'clock until 3:80. He was there for the pur pose of receiving notiies of contests but had very little in that line to employ his time. In stead he received party chiefs and workers, conferred with them and exchanged congratu lations. From the Magee standpoint there is no change in the situation; except to further clinch it Captain Nesbitcamo in from the Sixth district this afternoon, claiming it for Quay by 400 votes. County Commissioners Clerk Bell had just as positive advices the other way. The Quay people are ;stlll making claims on the First district bttt tbe best ob tainable advices indicate- a surprising defeat there for them. . Only One Contest. There- is but one contest in the county. J. W.Hood received 21 votes in tbe First pre cinct of Findlay township and Wm. Barton, ex member offthe Legislature; S3. Mr. Barton was Judge of Election, and as such counted up the returns -with the other officers of the board. Mr. Hood claims that this procedure was de cidedly irregular, and should invalidate Mr. Barton's selection as delegate. He claims be side that at least ona vote that was offered for him was notreceived. Mr. Barton is a Quay man and Mr. Hood is a Magee man. The latter has been appointed Postmaster at Clinton, and is to take the office June L He mvs Mr. Barton 1 tried hard to defeat his appointment, in spite oi tne jact mat ne inoou) naa ueen a Die to have a majority of the township officers chosen from the Bepublican side in spite of a natural Democratic majority. He also claims for him self that the Quay people were at work in his township for two weeks preceding Saturday, wheieas be had not been selected to run until two days in advance, and did not get his tickets until Saturday. Otherwise, he says, he would have had a big majority. J. B. Hamilton came in with Mr. Hood and wanted it understood that Josiah Speer bad' not defeated him in Elizabeth borough, but that lie had defeated Mr. Bpeer by a vote of 136 to 83. The New County Chairman. The talk as to who is likely to be tbe new Chairman of the Bepublican County Commit tee centers entirely around District Attorney Porter and John Ieeb. It must be one or the other of these unless all signs fail, and in spite of the fact that Mr. Neeb has stated very posi tively that he does not want tbe place, there is a strong tendency to insist on his taking it It is felt that the magnificent manner in which be acquitted himself is deserving of recognition. There was a strong personal fight made against him in the First .Legislative district and a re port was circulated just about tho time the polls opened Saturday that he had withdrawn from the contest He telephoned to various places to set bis supporters right aft saw others personally where ne could. Thttifluence of Allegheny's City Hall was against bun. and tbe promises of Federal appointments to those who would work against him were numerous, it all reports can be believed, and In some cases promises were duplicated. Allegheny was practically conceded to Colonel Bayne bv tho Magee people, and tbe report that John Neeb bad captured the First Legislative district was as unexpected to them as it was pleasant What Andrews Had to Say. Btate Chairman Andrews,-who was here all last week, did not approve the plan of cam paign of the local Quay managers. According to his ideas it was not sufficiently thorough. But according to' his own statement be was merely here as a spectator. There was no doubt, of course, that he was a very much in terested spectator, and none whatever as to which side bis sympathies were with. His principal visitors were Colonel Bayne and the gentlemen who work closest to him in politics, or who expect to fill the more important Fed eral offices. When outsiders were present he checked on several occasions references to the Bepublican family quarrel, and especially references to tbe merits of the fight The Magee people, however, are not convinced, and refuse to believe that he was bere in the char acter he assumes. They argue that if he had been he would have endeavored to be sociable with tbem, or might have endeavored to arbi trate differences. The Objectlonnbie Bales. One of tbe visitors to Republican headquar ters to-day was W. E. Thompson, one of tbe candidates lor tho position of postmaster at McKeesport, Mr. Thompson says the fight in the big borough was a hard one, and the Magee forces were greatly handicapped by the issue declared by the Quay people of a change of rules. Mr. Thompson says all the Republicans of the borough, which was carried for Magee, are in favor of changing the rules. Mr. Flinn, it may be recalled, is also on record for a change in the rules, and so is John Neeb, who refused, however, to declare himself on the subject until after the primary election, when he stated bis position. One organ of Quay sentiment takes water gracefully by declaring that while a majority of the-committee is for Uteee, the principle for which tbe Quay peo ple contended a change in the rules has been generally conceded,,. and that the latter have thereby really won all for which they con tended. FUNEEAL OP IEVINd BISHOP. The Komalns of the Mind Bender Laid to Best by His Friends. New Yobk, May 20. Over 200 people visited the undertaking establishment to-day and viewed the remains of Washington Irving Bishop, the mind reader. Scattered on and around the casket were many floral tributes. Tbe casket shortly after 1 o'clock was placed m a hearse and taken to the Hoffman House, wbere tbe mother, widow, friends and pall bearers of the deceased entered carriages, and were driven to Grace Church. At the church a large crowd awaited tbe ar rival of the cortege, and a force of police was stationed in front of the edifice to preserve order. The Bev. Drs. Huntington and Bottome conducted the services, and the body was taken to Greenwood Cemetery for interment A SHOW POR CHICAGO HOGS. An Investigation to be Held Into Railroad Frepbt Discrimination. Chicago, May 20. The Inter-State Com merce Commission has fixed next Monday as the time for hearing the case of the Chicago Board of Trade'agalnst tbe Western railroads, in which the latter are accused of discrimin ating against Chicago in the relative adjust ment ot rates on live hogs and packing-hoase products from Missouri river points. The pro posed change in these rates will be strongly opposed bv the Associated Packers of Iowa, Omaha and Kansas City. Tbe legal representatives of the Board of Trade in this controversy are Judge South and J, A. Monroe. JN CLEYEUND. Mlsi Jennie B. Kennedy Is Married to Jo seph' Borland. Miss Jennie B. Kennedy, formerly of Pitts burg, now of Cleveland, was married there yes terday to Joseph Borland, of Philadelphia, a Pittsburg boy. The marriage took place at the residence of -Sam P. Shane. The young couple went East last evening, and will make their home in tbe Quaker City. The knot was tied pyltv. Carlos Chester. . It Ought to Be. From the New York World. It is now certain that ex-Secretary Bayard Is to be married. It Is to be hoped that his do mestic administration will be more of a success than his foreign policy. ODD ITEMS FEOM FOBEIGN SHOEES. The fish consumed in London annually would weigh 138,251 tons. , The illumination of the dome and cupola of St Peter's, Borne, usually requires over 300 men. Let-tees in the handwriting of Figgott, the notorious forger, are now advertised for sale at 2 guineas apiece. It is estimated that the annual money value of tho fruit consumed in Great Britain Is 150. 000,000, of which about $15,000,000 worth Is im ported. ( The weiebt of the flsh landed In Great Brit, aln and Ireland last year was 575,000 tons, of which somewhat less than half was carried into the interior by railway. A seaman at Milton, Sittingbourne, who has just attained his 100th year, was powder-monkey pn board the vessel which brought to En gland the news of the victory ai Trafalgar. A SOCIETY termed the Army Floral Asioda tlon bas been formed in London for the sale of flowers In the streot by discharged soldiers pf good character. Bartons are to be supplied to the men enrolled, so constructed that the flow ers wiU'.be protecteifrom the weather and kept perfectly fresh. Each man employed will receive 2s. 6d. a, day, with, a, commission on all he sella over a cerUIn'suia. PHILOSOPHY OP A'DRUHK. SSBSSSSSBSS-SSB Sensations and Effects of a Drank Explained by a Physician Only One Point' la a Spree Where tbe Man Is Happy. "Were you ever drunkr asked a physician recently of a reporter. Tbe doctor might have known better, and doubtless did; but to be polite the reporter replied to the question, and claimed, without a blush, 'that he had never yet been in such a condition. Being asked as to the inspiration of such a foolish question tbe physician explained that he had that day been called op to . pre scribe for a very peculiar case, and tbe circum stances attending it had been running through his mind ever since. "Alcohol," tbe man of medicine continued, "is a magnificent medi cine. There are frequent occasions on which I advocate its use, as ,1 think every physician ought but I do not close my eyes to the fact that It la oftener abused than anything else jtossessrag a medicinal property. One cannot do this, for on every hand one sees the dam ages wrought by its abuse. Under certain conditions It will accomplish what nothing else in the entire pharmacopoeia will do. After a sudden shock, physical or mental, a stimulant in which there are large proportions of alcohol are almost absolutely necessary. Of course a prescription conld be written contain ing nothing but recognized medicines, bat tbe emergoacy Is so great that frequently tbe patient's life would be endangered by waiting lor the recuperative effect from the slower' acting drugs. In the victim of a gunshot wound Or a railroad accident tbe heart action is extremely deficient. It is desirable to ac celerate it at once: 'therefore we give the man whisky, because of its quick-acting, stimulating properties. Pare Air the Best Stimulant. "The philosophy of a drunkT Yon have It substantially above, but I will try and make it plainer. The man whose case set me thinking aoout whisky and its effect upon the human system has been what you may term "on a tear" for several weeks. He has long since passed the period when whisky has any effect ,on him beyond that of a temporary stimulant He is a sign-writer by profession, but cannot hold a brush steadily enough to make a letter unless his nerves are artificially braced by whisky. When the effect of his last drink wears away his hand will shake Hkealeaf. Iknow that this man took his first drink, as many men do, when suffering from physical or mental de pression. Now, bad he set his imaginary troubles aside for a moment gone out in the sharp, bracing atmosphere of the early morn ing and taken a brisk walk of a few miles until his lungs were filled with pure, cold air, the circulation of his blood quickened by the exer cise until it fairly bounded through his veins and every muscle taut through tbe use of it be would have felt permanently, jostrtbe same as he bad temporarily, after taking his first drink of Whisky. Tho Dangerous Period. "As I explained it is a powerful stimulant It accelerates the action of the heart, and this effeot of quickened blood movement this new rushing of the life fluid in veins through which before it crawled in a slow, sluggish, heavy fashion makes the man feel young, light buoy ant, active and strong. In a word, his feeling is one of perfect health. In Imagination he Is a young man again. Tbe troubles of to-day are for tbe time forgotten nor does he bor row them in advance of the morrow which is sure to bring Its own. And this period, my boy, Is the only one of imaginative happiness connected with a drunk. If a man stops here his sailing is com paratively smooth: ( his recuperative powers are good he will feel all right when he wakes up: but if not his path will be strewn with bowlders, so to speak. Let him keep It up be yond this exhilarating point and hell will be a paradise compared to bis physical condition before he gets through with bis fun. Every drink will make it harder for him to overcome its final effect for it has helped paralyze the efforts nature will always make to assert her self. In an Unnatural State. "This, in a word, Is the philosophy of a drunk, or rather the very first stage of one. A man is put, artificially, in the condition which should be natural to him. His spirits are higb, circulation quick, and nerves and muscles tense. In a word, be feels as does a person in perfeet health, but instead of this condition being the result of natural laws, he bas induced an artificial State of things by a powerful stim ulant and when tbe effect Is absorbed by the system when the fuel Is -burned upthe man enters into a state of collapse-and feels Infin itely worse than ever. It is a popular expres sionand therefore impression that whisky will cure consumption. Nothing conld be farther from the truth. Whisky has no cura tive properties whatever. It simply arrests the process of decay in the longs and gives nature a chance to assert herself.,r THE SILK BUEEAU. An Interesting Feature of the National Ag rlcnltaral Department. Washington, May HX In one corner of the building in the Agricultural Department grounds known as the museum is the silk bureau, and an interesting and important place it is. For 19 years, beginning at the time Prot Biley took hold, experiments more or less extensive, intricate, and successful have been made with a view to determining whether silk culture can be made profitable In this country. Tbe experiments seem tp demonstrate that It can, under certain conditions within the power ot the people to obtain. These conditions, Mr. Walker says, 'are an automatic maobine to feed cocoons to the winder and a duty' of 25 per cent on raw material. The duty on the manufactured arti cle, he says, now averages 'about E0 per cent The automatic machine spoken of Mr. Walker thinks he has secured, after much labor. Tbe model has worked satisfactorily, and a number of machines are now being constructed in the department to determine whether the Inven tion is entirely practicable. If it works, two thirds ot tbe labor now necessary to reel the silk from tbe cocoon can be saved. At the department there are a large number of silkworms being fed, and experience has ap parently demonstrated the valuo of Osage orange leaves as food. Old authorities agreed that they were an aid to the mulberry leaves, but that the latter were indispensable in the production of good cocoons. But as far as he has been able to observe, Mr. Walker says that cocoons from worms fed on Osage orange ex clusively produce as gOod silk as those from worms fostered on a mulberry or a mixed diet Aknowlege of this fact Is valuable, ai it will tend to increase the culture of the silkworm. Mr. Walker will start for Europe in a few weeks to study tho methods ot silk culture and manufacture there. ' MKS. AYEE GOES TO LAW. The Sues the Recnmler Company to Recover $30,000 Worth or Stock. Epeclal Telegram to The Dispatch. New- Yoke, May 20. Harriet Hubbard Ayer is suing t6 recover GOO shares of stock in the Recamler Manufacturing Company and for an accounting. The case was before Judge Daly in the Common Fleas to-day. The defendants are the. plaintiff's daughter, Harriet; the daughter's husband, Allen Lewis Seymour, treasurer of the Recamler Company; his father, James M. Seymour, and the company itself. Mrs. Ayer's affidavit jays that in April, 18S7, at the suggestion of James M. Seymour, she transferred to him and his associates re ceipts for the Recamler preparations, a com pany being formed with 1,000 shares of So0each which were issued to the plaintiff as considera tion for the recipes. She -"vanced J7.000 work ing capital, and $50,000 was borrowed, Mrs. Ayer giving Mr. Seymour 483 shares as collateral. She was elected President She said-she bad stock-broking transactions with. Seymour, Baker d: Co., and was told by James M. Seymour that large sums ot money had been plsced to her credit during tbe year 1S88 She claims that her entire Indebtedness of $50,000 has been wiped out, and she wants her collateral back. The affidavit of Mr. Seymour denied Mrs. Aye''s allegations, and set up 'that the stock was his own, Mrs Aver having given it to him, for his valuable services in suggesting the idea' of tbe Recamler Company and Its reorganiza tion. Out of his great lave for his son and; daughter-in-law he said he bad given tbem two the 500 $50 shares he received from Mrs. Ayr. Mrs. Ayer, he alleged, went abroad to, obtain relief from the alcohol and morphine, habit AH IKFA&T AT 23. Sad Case of a Wheeling Woman, Who Can Neither Walk Nor Speak. ; wnmiNo, May 20. Womanhood's matur ity of years has come to Ella Miller,, but has brought her little else than the melancholy re flection that she Is a grown woman. And yet the average woman of 23 Is ,a creature of uriTlirhtlmfiss. feellmr. vitality and hone. With IS trnaps a single exception tneae arouzii w 441a iller. Him .-an neither talk nor walk, and passes her time, helpless as an Infant, in the swinging em brace of 'a" cradle. 'Her life bas been one of' affliction, and thus exiled from tbe world, she Is still a child, and has all tbe sympathy she. merits by her peculiarly (Uttrewlsg ees<tes.; . PITH OP GOTHAM'S GOSSIP. A General Shnfle Off Attempted. rxxw tobx bvxxau grxcTALs.1 NEwTOBir,May 20. Four suicides were re ported to the Qoroners to-day, John Carr, 20 years old, nephew of General Joseph B.Carr, ex-Secretary of State, shot himself In his room early this morniog. Carr had had bad luck, since he came to this city two years ago. For the last few months be eked out a bare living as night watchman. He was in debt anddhP couraged. Frederick Schmitt 20 years old and well-to-do, closed bis windows and turned on tbe gas full head when be retired last night His mother found him dead in bed when she went to call him to breakfast this morning. Edward Conley and Mamie Fallon, each 21 years old, tried to die together In a Bowery Hotel. When the hotel keeper 'broke In the door of their room he found the air saturated with illuminating gas and Conley dead. The girl was black in tbe face, but still breathing. She is alive, but too near death to tell the mo tive of Conley's suicide. Not Exactly n. Good Advertisement. A Coroner will inquire into the death of baby Newman. 5 months old. Mr. and Mrs. Newman and Dr. J. T. Terriberry attribute the child's death to opium narcosis, caused by a dose of Mrs. Window's soothing syrup. The Electric Sugar Frauds In Court. The Assistant District Attorney has- been trying to get a jury to-day for the trial of Will iam E, Howard, In thjs Court of General "Ses sions. Howard once sold Electric sugar stock to everyone who would bay it He was Indicted by the grand jury for grand larceny in the first degree in Inducing Lawson N. Fuller to pur chase $3,500 worth of this stock. He told Mr. Fuller that the Friend Invention for refining sugar was a wonderful thing, and that there were millions in it The grand Jury decided that these pretenses were false. Howard is ungainly and unwashed, and wears neither col lar, cravat nor cuffs, but he drew a large audi ence of business men to the Court of General Sessions to-day. On tbe Onts With His Church. Samuel H. Wilson and tbe Methodist Church, of Lambertville, are out Mr. Wilson was a most active member of the church, up to a short time ago, when the votes of his fellow church members made him an cxeiso commis sioner. When the Methodists elected Mr. Wilson, they thought that he was a Prohibi tionist like the rest of them. He was not bow ever. He believed in limited license, and showed it at the excise board's first meeting by voting, to grant five licenses to Lambertville liquor dealers. The elders reported Mr. Wilson to tbe pastor, the pastor reported him to the presiding elder, and the presiding elderordered tbe church to try Mr. Wilson at once and to expel him if he had voted as was rumored. Tbe trial will take place this week, Mr. Wilson acknowledges that he voted for limited li cense. Won't Sail Under the English Flag. Patrick Egan, United States Minister to Chili, arrived in New York to-day, and is stop ping at the Gilsey House, where he received many friends. He will pay a nylng visit to Washington before leaving for Chill. He has delayed his departure from San Francisco in order that be might secure a berth in a steamer not carrying the English flag. Racked Her Lover nnd He Kicked. Rosa De Luce and William L. Vallely agreed months ago to many each other. Recently Bosa bas discovered that William was jealous and exacting, and high strung generally, and decided that she could never marry him, and last night while they walked In the parks, she told him so. William knocked her down and kicked her nine times. This morning he wis sent to the island for three months. Not Entirety In the Navy. General Benjamin F. Tracv. Secretary of the Navy, was in the Brooklyn City Court this morning, to show why the Atlantic avenue street railway should not pay Thomas Holmes $25,000 for the loss of a leg. Two years ago Holmes accidentally fell on the railway track: before a carand wasxrun over. He was badly bruised and his left leg was completely crashed. He sued tbe railway company and got a verdict for 514,500, which was set aside. In a second suit the jury disagreed. General Tracy is trying to make the third suit still more unsatisfactory to Holmes. SDCE0WB LATEST STOEI. He Claims to be the Man Who Started Around the World in a Bovfboat. New Yoke, May 20. Madam (Sucrow has gone to Boston, where she has friends. Her husband says he never told her he was a baron. He states that he is willing to take her back, as he loves her, but that he will not follow hr. In the course of an interview Major Sucrow went into a long and confidential relation of tbe peculiar circumstances which hedge him in, and, in his mind, justify him in all that he has told his wife and in all that he has done that seemed erratic. He say: in the first place that bis father, wbo is now- 91 years of age. re f uses'peremptorily to allow him to draw back from a wager. Major Sucrow claims that this wager was one enterett into by himself arid an Englishman last year, just after the" Interna tional yacht race, and that the stakes were $25,. 000 against $10,000 that he (Snerow) would not go around tbe world alone in a boat In the next five years. It was to start from Bangor on this, journey that Major Sucrow says led him to the erratic journey which so alarmed his wife. It will be remembered that some weeks ago a dispatch was printed announcing that a man calling himself Otto Falke, but asserting that this was only a "nom de row-boat" had arrived in Boston from Bangor on Inst such a voyage as this. Major Sucrow claims that be is the same Otto Falke; that his boat is now lying at a New York wharf, which one he refuses to state: that it Is 1 feet long: that it fa called the Uncle Sam, and that in it he must go as far as New Orleans, there to embark in a larger boat in which he must circumnavigate the globe. The Advent of the Silly Season. From the Philadelphia Becord.l Evidences of tbe advent early this year of the silly season are accumulating. Here, for instance, Is a report from Laurens county, Georgia, of the existence of a well from which the owner Is accustomed to draw up pure spirits of turpentine. PENNSYLVANIA PB0DUCTS. BOGS have become a nuisance at the Belle fonte Cemetery. Whenever a grave Is dug they dlgnp the loose earth at night An economic Bradford man. an hunting for his last year's straw hat, fonnd it pre-empted as a nest containing five yonng mice. A Butleb county black and tan terrier hunts snakes for amusement He never attempts to kill them, but calls f pr help, and remains to see them dispatched. A gentxeman of Washington connty has a hog that watches broods of chickens and pro tects them from hawks. He has killed many hawks that attacked the broods. Mes. Jacob Buch, of Newton, went Into her kitchen at night without a light While she was about to take something from the table a rat bit her hand and threw her Into hysterics. At Conshohocken, the other day, Albert Bhelnhart found a large rat In his room. He went to a drawer, got onr a revolver and killed tberaat the seventh shot it was found to weigh six pounds. In clearing up around Independence Island, atHarrisburg, the past few days. Proprietor Newman and his employes have found a num ber of robins, doves and blackbirds, which have recently been killed wantonly by parties out in boats skirting the Island. Mrs Montqomebt, of Middletown, whose chickens were troubled with vermin; was ad vised to burn brimstone In her hennery, and the insects would disappear. She tried it and he result exceeded her expectations, bat tbe promptness ot the firemen saved her dwelling. CouKCTLif an Jesse Evans, ot Pottstown, in operating a lawn mower a few days ago, mowed a piece off the ear of a fine young beagle hound named "Dash," and wanted It sewed back again, but a veterinary surgeon told him the ear was too thin to admit of stitches. Two officers went to a Mead ville man's house a day or two since to seek for stolen- goods. One of them ran his hand In behind a bunch of hay and instantly It was bitten, as he thought by a snake. Thfe victim was In mortal terror, despite the prompt application of antidotes, nntll It lumnnnttll&tDu MfcA u tar m. dnek attttBgmseise eggs. ' ' ; CDEI0DS C05DENSATI05S, t &. Shad are selling for $13 a hundred down tn T)twarff Enough bones to fill a cart were found In a fox's dea In Birmingham, Chester county, Pa-, recently. The deepest coal pit in the world is said to be the Br. Andre in the Charlerol (Belgium) district It is 3.064 feet deep. John Starr, of Pike connty, Ga., killed two owls on Powder creek; some time ago, one of them measuring 50 inches from tip to tip. Master Jabez Bailev, of FitchviUe, Conn., has broken six sheep to harness, ana he drives them about tbe village daily. He la not 15 years old, but has broken oxen and horses. He is going to tackle nigs next and if he Is successful with them will try breaking a team of hens, and next geese or turkeys. Mr. WiUie Coon, of Brooks connty, Ga., was fishing in a stream last weck-he tells it and Jerking np his hook suddenly pulled 'In a fish's eye, thongh be failed to catch Ihe flshi Upon close examination of tbe find be discov ered that It belonged to a trout which" must have weighed two pounds. He is now fishing for a one-eyed trout. Now Bev. A. V. Sims, a highly re spected and much beloved minister of Brooks county, Ga., tells this: "While fishing I had a bite. The catch was a cariosity. First on tbe hook was an eel, and hanging to the eel was something like a huge turtle, it looked lika'it would weigh 300 pounds, and had a white head like a child's." He ran for help, but when he had returned his curiosity had escaped. The court of Leo XHL is said to com- prise 1,160 persons. There are 20 valets, 120 bouse prelates, 170 privy chamberlains, 6 cham berlains, 300 extrahonorary chamberlains. 130 supernumerary chamberlains, 30 officers of the noble guard, and 60 guardsmen, U officers of the Swiss guard and palace guard, 7 honorary chanliins, 20 private secretaries, 10 stewards and masters of the horse, 60 door keepers. While seining in Hollis' mill pond, Warren county, Ga., Jim McCorkld saw the tall of a large cat-fish sticking above the water. He crept upon it, seized it and nulled it out of the water. Attached was a huge mocassin. The snake had swallowed the fish as far as the fins. The reptile was a huge one, and as it be gan to loosen its awkward position, MtCorkle dropped his prize and quit seining for the time being. Two sea robins, or grunters, were shown as curiosities in Fulton Market recently. They are called sea robins from the two large pecto ral fins, which are webbed and resemble wings. They are called grunters from the noise they make when caught There are plenty of peo ple who will say that sea robins will fly, and tales are often heard of sea robins flying into a boat at night when a bright light is shown. These are flsh tales. Black birch oil is being extracted from the twigs and branches of tbe trees at a factory in Mystic, Conn. Fire cans were shipped on Thursday, containing 158 pounds of oil, valued at $300. The tree does not yield nearly so much sap as a sugar maple tree. There is a great deal of work in getting tbe twigs and much . labor in extracting the oil. One ton of branches will produce only three pounds of oiL Tbe oil Is shipped to New York and Boston, wbere it is., used by confectioners to make the wlntergreen flavors. The restoration of the famous- "Wil mington Giant" situate on the Sussex estate of tbe Duke of Devonshire, a few miles inland from Eastbourne, has been resolved upon. The figure, which Is believed to be of Celtic origin, poses In an attitude similar to that of the Colossus of Rhodes, but its proportions are double those of that statue, and it is unlike any other representation either In barbarous or classical device, except an almost exact de lineation on one of the ancient Justice gems. There are in its vicinity British earthworksof a lunar form. There is an old negress la Clarke county, 'Georgia, who prepares herself for death every night, and this is bow she does it: After a short prayer she clothes herself In a long, flower-bedecked gown, plaits her hair carefully, crosses her hands on her breast and falls asleep. Two coppers are placed on tne table beside ber to put upon ber eyelids. She has directed that she be burled on tbe banks ot the Oconee river, and believes she isTgolng direct to heaven." She is angry beyond expression as she awakes each morningr-not having moved a muscle during her slee and finds herself alive. At Middletown, Conn., Olin J. Clark has a curiosity whioh he thinks is the next thing to being a miracle. , Zast fall hefellet an old cherry tree, cot it intocotitpiod aiu threw the stloks in a pile. fatKhls woo"ihi:as. The other day he happened to look' at the! sticks, which had become seasoned, and jn astounded to note that several ot tbe-stlcks were covered with perfect cherry blossoms. TwIgThad put out from the old logs, and tbe flowers were on them. Such vitality In wood Is unprecedented. Mr. Clark, has left tbe blos soms untouched, humoring a speculation that they may develop fruit Joe H. Johnston, a worthy colored mas of Richmond county, Georgia, lost a steer re cently, and while searching on a neighboring farm for the missing animal, was caught in a V rain storm and took refuge under an inviting tree in a grove. Cattle in the adjacent field also sought refuge under tbe trees. The ram lasted some time, and Johnston was worrying himself about his loss. Glancing at the ani mals, he noticed that some dark spots were be ing washed from one ot tbo steers. Steadily big black blotches were disappearing nnder the steady downpour, and in half an hour Joe bad his lost steer on the way home. It bad been stolen and disguised with sboe blacking. Owen "Woolfolk, employed as engineer on the ferryboat. V. Owen, running between Padueab, Ky,, and Brooklyn, HI., relates a story of his desperate encounter with a mad buzzard a few days ago. Mr. Woolfolk says he waa ac companied by 'Squire Sldener.and was driving along the road on the Blinols side of the river, between Strlngtown and the ferry landing, in the afternoon, when a mad buzzard made a violent attack upon the mule which was draw ing the buggy. The. animal plunred and kicked, and it was with difficulty that they re strained him from running away. After leaving tbe mule the bird turned Its attention to the occupants of the buggy and made repeated as saults, and It was only by vigorous application of the whip and an old sack which happened to be In the buggy that they were enabled to de fend themselves and finally kill the mad bird. SIFTED DOWN. Once in a "While. Boy (reading; history) Pa, are dishonest people itill'pnnlshed by the stocks? Pa (who speculates a little) Occasionally, my son, occasionally, down on Wall street. Not Saying Much. Dude That dog of mine Is a dandy. You ought to see him some times. "Weally-aw I believe he has mors sense than I have. Old Crabtree And that ain't saying, much, either, "Would-be purchaser How much for tills picture? Arils t-The price la "4000. "Whv. man alive I yon expect to be -paid for yoa work as if yon bad been dead four or fire hun dred years An Offensive Word. Boston Lady- Bridget I wish you would refrain from using thai"" coarse and vulgar word "pantry." Bridget Then vwhat should I jay, mum? Well, to refined ears, "troasery" I not nearly so offensive. Somewhat fendacious. Brown Eli Perkins Is a fearful liar. Everything ho says Is false. , Robinson That's nothing. I knows New York editor wbo Is such a liar that everything be la lnr to say is a lie. Didn't Want to be Conspicuous. Briggi -Hello, Orljgs, what Is the matter with your head? You are quite bald. Griggs Well, I am goiug to witness a burlesqus this evening, and having taken s seat in tbe front row, and not earing to look conspicuous there, I have bad my head shaved. The Stupid Drummer. Member of firra- Howdo you like the looks of tbe new drummerl have engaged? . t , Partner-To ten the troth, he looks awful f taP,1- . ,i That's his strong point He has such a stupid looktbat the, customers will give him orders out of pure sympathy. t Friend What's the matter? Yon look as ifyou were In a bad humor. Chronic Klcker-I am la a bsd humor, sad I nave good cause for It. What Hit? ft , This morning something occurred to worry in but I was interrupted, sndl have not been bl t all day long to remember what It was. j. The' Paragraphers Pun-ishment, Pro prltorofpaper(tomana6-er)-I understand .yotr threw our paragrapher, Mr, Phonyman, down stairs and injured his spine. What do yon mesa by thaUng members of the staff with inehrude- nesst , . It Thl-managing editor did not reply, but merely bandLd over a paragraph in Jlr. Phonyman' banaTvritlng. It read: , "- ".lb at ales Porter. Ask the Butler.' ProVletor-Your salary I doubled. If he dies from 8m Injuries I shall, or yoa atUtibtterMt -atfetW .... -?lXsi. -J.Mm'rml ""'sjfc. jr HIB