f t '- 1 1ff! && i : iif i Br jNF -3 ei iv K jskS- l7 I til MD II I BELT. BT ERNEST H. HEIKBICHS. 1W HrT FOB THZ DlSf ATCH.2 It was in the middle of a very cold, dreary winter. Nature was asleep under a sheet of deep enow, and the trees seemed to be stretching out their bare branches for more pleasanter surroundings, like a naked man begging for a piece of clothing. It was very late at night; the moon stood high above the largest trees in the forest, and as the reflections of the endless snow field shone against the frost-covered fir trees the entire woodland scenery looked like an army of ghosts out on parade. TJwe seemed to be nobody who liked to be about on such a night, but yet there was some- AA Tnct nnTi-n f oil finnrp. with a larpe ' fnr mantle around him, a heavy sealskin , cap on his head, enormous boots on his feet, r a long sword dangling by his side and an Rescuing the Dwarf. arrow and bow over his shoulder, came rapidly walking through the snow. It was a big, powerful and handsome man. You could see he was not afraid, because the gaunt appearance of the ghostlike trees did not seem to concern him in the least. The man seemed to be looking for something, for ever and anon his eyes would searchingly glance all around him. At last he stopped, for he appeared to have found whit he wanted. About 100 yards a"way from him he saw a small light shining through the narrow window of a little log cabin. "At last I believe I have found a human habita tion. Iiet me hope its inmates are hospita ble to a lost wanderer." Thus said the man to&imselt as he hurried toward the little house. Arrived at the place he knocked against the door. In another second a joung man pushed back the bolt and bade him enter. Ihe big man walked into a small room where a man, a woman and a little girl were sitting around a brightly flickering wood fire. "Exouse me," said the stranger, "but I have lost my way in the forest and I have come to ask you for a night's lodging under your roof. I am tired and hungry." The woman at once got up, offered the man her seat, and she then went to a small cupboard and hauled out meat and bread for a meal. In the meantime the stranger talked to the others. He was told that he had come into the home of John Meredith, a poor laboring man, and his wife and chil dren. John complained to his guest that times were hard and that the winter was cruel, because there was no work to be had on that account. However, the stranger ate a hearty meal, but when the question of bed came up old Meredith was a little confnsed, because he had only two. one for himself and wife and the other for his children. But before he had time lo say anything on the subject, Herold, his son, said: "Father, I guess the gentleman might sleep in our bed, and little Lizzie and I will find rest over there in those chairs." And so it was decided. The next morn ing the stranger was early astir, and when alt of them sat around the table drinking their hot coffee to prepare against the cold outside, the stranger said to old Meredith: "Xy dear friend, let me tell you that I am King Cuthbert, the monarch of this land. I was out hunting yesterday and lost my way. I am very pleased with the kind manner in which you have entertained me this night and I mean to be erateful to yon. r see -von are verv poor and I therefore cive von this purse with all the money that is in I it, fclUU,Vw. A guess it is euougu w .cep vuu from starvation for the rest of your life. Now I want to do something else. I like Tour boy Herold, and I want to take him with me to my castle. Iwill take well care Of him. audit he has a mind to he may be come one of the mightiest men in our land. What do you think of my proposition?" Old John was at first dumfounded when he saw that vast amount of money before him but after a while his self-possession re turned to him and he replied: "I am very much obliged to yon, dear King but I do not like to part with my boy Herold. The money you give me, however, I will accept with thanks." Then Herold spoke up, "Father," he said, "vou might as well let me go. Yon have plenty of monev r.ow and you do not need to wort any more. Now I would like to go and learn something, and I think the King is very kind to take charge of me." "So the old man was talked over and he agreed to Jet his son go, if he would promise to return home within a year. Herold did so, and in a short time the King and boy left the little log cabin and rapidly went away. S- 4ft fliSBKhv tf T f HHHHHHHHflK9JJfjfJHyj&f The two had walked the whole dav, but still they did not arrive at the King s castle, and in the evening they found them selves in the depth of the forest and no place could they see where they might stay for the night. , . "I guess ve wtll have to camp in the snow!" said Jving Cuthbert. After a short hunt Herold discovered a cave, and calling the Kins they both went in there, which was at least better than lying in the cold and damp snow. Herold arranged the King's big cloak, and his master was soon asleep, but the -boy did not want to go to sleep no matter how much the King beeged him to do so. "I am vour servant," said Herold, I will watch while yon are asleep." The King had to consent to this, although much aeainst his will, but the boy was deter mined. After Cuthbert had been asleep about an hour, the boy suddenly heard a noie not far from the" cave. He listened, and it seemed to him as if somebody was being killed. Be heard a voice like the crying of a child, Heroic ran out 01 uie cave, and when he looked around he saw a big snake, which had coiled itself around the body of a dwarf. Herold realized the the whole situation at once, and if he had not, the dwarf, who had seen him, very soon told him. "For heaven's sake," cried the little man, in a pitiful voice, "help me or I snail get killed." Harold at once ran back into the cave to fetch King Cuthbert's big sword. Then he san up to the snake, and with a blow he severed the head from the beastly reptile s body. The snake was dead, and the dwarf was now soon extricated from his danger ous position. . A l " "l am a thousand times opngc" m ju, said the little man to Herold; "ask me what I can do for yon and it shall be done at once." Herold replied that he did not want any thing fpr'himself, but that he would like to know the quickest way to get to King Cuth bert's castle. "The King has lost his way and he is in that cave there asleep." "Ah 1" said the dwarf. "I saw a number of his friends not long ago looking for him. "Well, you stay with the King, and I will send his men here. But let me see: I will make vou a present for yourself, because yoE.saved.mv life iustaow.,Hcre, take this' belt, which has the wonaertui quality ot conferring swiftness upon the party who wears it. If you put it on and simply say the words, '1 would like to be in China,' the belt will take you therein two seconds. Take it, my boy; it maybe of use to you, and as long as you have it you will remem ber this night and your fight with the snake." Tneu the dwarf disappeared, and Herold, with the belt around his waist, walked back into the cave, where the King was btill asleep. Suddenly the sounds of a bugle horn and trumpets resounded through the forest. The King awoke from the noise, and he got up. When he got outside he found all his generals and officers awaiting him. The dwarf had brought them there. Everybody was glad that the Kins had been found, and the whole party immediately set out on a march toward the King's castle. But when they arrived there the news of a great calamity awaited them. King Cuthbert's only daughter, the Prin cess Bolinda, had been stolen, and nobody knew who had done this deed, nor where the young lady had been taken to. The whole countrywas in great despair and sorrow, because Bolinda was a favorite of everybody who knew her. "When the King heard it he was overcome with grief. He offered a very large reward to the man or woman who would bring his daughter back to him. But there was no one who was willing to go on a hunt withont having a clew of some kind about the lost lady. Young Herold was almost as much trou bled about the young Princess as the King, although he did not know her, nor had he ever seen Bolinda. But he was fond of the King and he took a very deep interest in everything which troubled the King. He thought lone and seriously about the matter until at last he had an idea. He remem bered the belt, the wonderful gilt from the dwarf, and he accordinely went to the King and told him that he would find his daugh ter for him. The King was very pleased at Herold's devotion aud at his readiness to serve him in this great calamity. On the following day, therefore, Herold went away from the Boyal Castle. "When he got outlide of the city he took his belt, put it around his waist and said: "Take me to the abode of Princess Bolinda 1" No sooner had he uttered this sentence when he felt himself lifted from the ground, and he was moved along by invisible pow ers. He coursed through the air with ex traordinary swiftness. Un and on ne new until he was gently placed on the ground again. How long he had been flying through the air he did not know, lie found himself in the front of a large and maguificent cas tle. There seemed to be great rejoicing go ing on inside, because he heard singing and playing as if there was a wedding. Her old went through the castle gate into the park which surrounded the mansion. Ad vancing ajong an avenue of trees he sud denly saw a beautiful young lady under a big elm tree. The lady was crying, and as Herold saw the tears roll down her cheeks hi;, heart became filled with pitv. "What ails you, dear ladj?" he' asked her a3 he approached in a respectful manner. "What ails me? I am a very unfortunate Princess, who was stolen from her father's castle, and the thief who stole me now wants to marry me." - "Are you the Princess Bolinda. Kin? Cuthbert's daughter?" "es; but how do you know me?" "I am a friend of King Cuthbert, and I have come to fetch you home again, if you will trust yourself with me." ''How could you do that alone? The man who stole me is a mighty man with lots of soldier?, and it would be foolish for you to attempt fighting them all br voursclf." "That might be so," replied Herold. "But I am in the possession of such a charm, which could baffle an army twice as large as the world has ever seen." "What do you want to do, nen?" "Do you see this belt? "Well, you tie that around your waist and .as soon as you have done that simply say: 'Take me to mv father's housel' and yon will be there in a verv short time." B'olinda was delighted, and she at once' tried to put the Den around her, but it was so large and her waist so small that it wut JUiJM'tiii'if i1MT I Ti '"i-mV-ySryr, tp ki e-A. v V The .Princess Takes ihe Magic Belt. ' THE twice around her. At last, however, the belt was fixed. Then Herold bade her to say the sentence, and she had no more than merely uttered the last word when she was lilted up and carried away. And it was just in time, too, because the people in the castle who had missed the Princess came now rushing down the avenue to find her, but when they came to the place where Herold stood, Bolinda was already out of sight. They asked Herold whether he had seen a lady about the park, and he replied: "Yes, I saw Princess Bolinda just now flying away into the air." Thev looked at him with an air which seemed to say: "You must he mad; people can't-fly." Herold, however, said no more. He quietly went out of the park, and he at once traveled home to Cuthbert's castle. He ar rived there in a week, and when the Kine saw him, he came np to him and embraced him like a father would embrace his own son. "My daughter has told me all you have done lor her and I will not forget to be grateful to you." Cuthbert made Herold his Secretarv of State, and after a few years he also married Bolinda. He became afterward the wisest and most learned man in the kingdom and when Cuthbert died Herold was made King. THE TARANTELLA. An Ancient and Picturesque Dance Orlcin ntcd by iho Greeks. In the lower part of the Hotel Tramon tane, at Sorrento, is a room where, whenever the proprietor calls for them, a number of Sorrentino men and women come in their picturesque costumes, and to the sound of pipe, timbre, guitar, mandoline (the ancient lute), castagnettes, etc., foot most prettily and vivaciously this curious dance, which has come down 'from the old Greek days. Pliny and Elder wrote of it, continues a correspondent of the Paris American Regis ter, and described it most fully. In his day it was called "the dance of Ga'des" (Cadiz), because it had been bronght to great per fection in that citv on the Atlantic; but he says that it was imported into Oades by the Greeks, who, you will remember, had large settlements around the whole of the Mediterranean shores, and far up the Atlantic coast in Hispania and Iiusitan ia. The tarantella in Spain is to-day called the "fandango," and so it is in Por tugal, in Brazil, and in all Spanish Amer ica. Curiously enpugh, the first time that I ever heard fandango airs played was on a summer night in the Plazaot Cadiz. But in no part of Spain or Portugal, or Latin America, will you see the fandango or tarantella danced as in Sorrento. It is there in its perfection, and it is not merely dancing that you have, but they also sing the popular Neapolitan airs, for the dancers are singers, as many of your readers will testify who heard them at the Italian Exhibition in .London last year. One of them a falegname (a carpenter) played most exquisitely on the mandoline. I think that I never heard the air "II Pescatore" from "Lucretia Borgia" more sweetly and touchingly rendered, than by this little carpenter" on his mandoline. "The leader, whose name is Neapolitano, is, as I was informed by the head waiter of the Tramontano, a hairdresser of Sor rento a local "barber of Seville." The other guitar player, Antonio, is also a good composer of mu6ic; the lithe young fellow, who danced so capriolacally to coin a word is an olive-wood cutter, and the other male members of the corns are mechanics in various callings; while the women dancers are silk weavers, or, as married omen, keepers of their own houses. The tallest woman, and one of the most graceful of the dancers, is the wife of the little mando linist. I forgot to say that, in addition to the in strumentation mentioned, they are accom panied by a small but very fair orchestra No one who goes to Sorrento should fail to see and hear the tarantella-dancers. A col lection is taken at the close of the perform ance, and all are supposed to contribute at least two francs each. A WOMAN'S WEAPON, She Isn't Afraid of It, nnd It's Better Than to Get Your Gun. Forest and Stream. I A long-range, globe-sighted rifle in the hands of a marksman can be made to run a score of bullseyes down a firing range, but will it in the timber do better work on deer than a bored-out musket loaded with buck shot? The size of your game-bag, or rather bag of game, depends a great deal on the knowledge of the firearms you're used to. An estimable English lady who came to Canada some 25 years ago" was one day deeply interested in cetting out the wash ing. She had sheets and tablecloths out drying, when to her horror she saw the line go down and her spotless clothes trampled in the dirt. A large buck caught by the antlers was the cause of the trouble. There was not a man within five miles of her they all had gone to neighbor's for the day. She screamed, and the deer, the more he plunged the tighter he got wound up, and the louder she yelled. Something had to be done, and done at once. She had a fine gun in the house, loaded, but she would not approach it, as firearms were her special dread. Among her possessions she had a large pair of tongs fire tongs that she had brought over with her. She throuchly un derstood this firearm.and with all her house wifely instincts outraged, she .grabbed them and sailed in. She had her clothing slightly torn, but within five minutes they had venison; she literally pounded the buck's skull to a jelly, after which she told zat she sat down and had a good cry. It all depends on what you're used to. A UNIQUE BILL OP FAEE. It Aflbrd Froof Positive That There Is Nothing In a Name. Chicaeo Herald. A few evenings ago Manager Phil Leh nen, proprietor of the destroyed "Windsor Theater, dropped into a North Clark street restaurant for his suppar. He bad been working hard around the ruins all day, was exceedingly hungry, and did not want to go far away for his meal, so he tackled the first place he came across. It was more of a concert hall than a restaurant.and whenhe asked whatthey could serve the German wait ress took a pencil and laboriously worked out the following unique menu employing lierman cnaracters in tne writing. Bos bif, Bifalamofk, Bos dog, Motton vops, Tomedi sos, Polk yops, "Wehlkod ledtz." A very liberal translation of this unique bill of fare would read as(follows: "Boast beef, beef a la mode, roast dnck, mutton chops, tomato sauce, pork chops, and veal cutlets." Manager Lehnen studied it out with great effort gave his order, and de clared afterward that there was nothing in a name that what he had smelled quite as sweet by its other name. Traveler' Don't you see my hands are full, and I can't get at my pockets ? Solicitor I didn't intend to discommode you, sir, when I spoke to you. If you will tell me where you keep your money, I can find it myself. ife. I rir1 fgtfm-tf&s,:! '.r-'-ri" .-JSAsMKut O . .' ...T. Lgau:Q6Bl.t.as6.S 5UJ&sk! ili'tT, J- 7 -fl.- PITTSBURG DISPAJOH,- OCEAN GREYHOUNDS. Opinions of Some Marine Experts Upon the Ship of the Future. WHAT' IS THE LIMIT OP SPEED Is the Question Agitating Shipbuilders and Shipowners. CROSSING THE OCEAN IN HYE DATS IWK1TTJM T0H THB DISPATCH.1 3 Can the Atlantic be crossed in five days? That is a question that just now is agitat ing the minds of all interested in maritime progress. The marvelous performance of the City of Paris,, and the great progress that has been made in maritime machinery and in ship building, gives reason to believe that the day is not far distant when the record will be cut down to five or five and a half days from Sandy Hook to Pastnet Light. There is not a sea captain or engineer who crosses the ocean who would be willing to admit that he is trying to break the record Such an-admission would work incalculable injury to the line. Mil hese old sea dogs are as mum as an oyster on the question of speed. The men who are building the ships and devoting their time and energies to new machinery and other appliances that will increase the speed are likewise diffi dent about giving information, for their ri vals would be quick to take advantage of it; but there are some men in New York who are posted on the question of the prosress of fast time at sea. They are the editors of the various maritime newspapers. The average reader may not be aware that there are half a dozen newspapers published in this city devoted to steamships, sailing vessels and the wants, hopes and ambitions of those who "go down to the sea in ships," and yet such is the case. Prominent among these papers are the Marine Journal, the Ocean, Marine Lata, Maritime Register and the -Whuffed J Gazette. The editors of these papers are watching with intense interest the records of the various Atlantic grey hounds. It is their business to be informed of all new appliances and to study the progress made in building fast ships. In re cent conversations they have expressed themselves very fully. THE OPINIONS OF XX EXPEET. John H. Gould, the editor of the Ocean. was asked the other day, "What progress has been made in the building of steam ships of late years?" "Phenomenal strides my dear sir. The ocean can be crosed now iu just about half the time that it took 10 or 15 years ago. The commencement of rapid ocean transit dates back to the year 1867, when the old steamship City of Paris, Inman Line, crossed from New York to Queenstown in 7 days 23 hours 4 minutes. In December of the year 1869 the steamship City of Brus sels, of the same line accomplished the pas sage in 7 days 20 hours 10 minutes. "The record was again broEen in the sum-' mer of the year 1875by the steamship City of Bichmond in 7 days 19hours45miputes and in the fallofthesameyearby the City of Berlini from Queenstown to Sandy Hook, in 7 days 18 hours 40 minutes. In February, 1876, the laurels were claimed by the White Star Line steamship Germanic, which ran from Sandy Hook to Queenstown in 7 days 15 hours 17 minutes, and in April, 1877, the same steamship further reduced the time to 7 days H-hours 37 minutes. The Britannic, of the same ocean fleet, in August of the same year, accomplished the trip in 7 days 10 hours 53 minutes. "We next come to the initial voyage of the America in June, 1884, which sailed from Sandy Hook to Queenstown in 6 days 13 hours 44 minutes. This ia thd fastest maiden trip oa record, and she was after ward sold to the Italian Government for special service. In August, 1884, the Oregon of the GaionLine made the journey in 6 days 9 hours 42 minutes, outdistancing all rivals. She was afterward sold to the Cunard Line, and was wrecked shortly afterward within sight of JNew York. "In 1885 the Eiruria reduced the time to 6 days 9 hours for an eastward trip, and iu the same year, on her westward trip, accom plished the journey in 6 days 5 hours 31 minutes. She was beaten in May, 1887, by the TJmbriaon her westward passage, the latter vessel recording 6 days 4 hours 42 minutes, which was in turn outrivaled by her sister steamship Etruria in September 1888, placing the record at 6 days 1 hour 50. minutes, and she appropriated to herself the title of greyhound ol the Atlantic and champion of the ocean fleets. The Citr of 'New York has made the best average on her first three voyages, and the City of Paris now has a long lead with her magnificent run of 5 days, 23 hours and 7 minutes." HOW THE -WOULD "WILI. BENEFIT. "In what way will this increase of speed benefit the world generally?" "It will be of material value to all classes. The mail service will be more regular and more constant, and this will be absolutely beneficial. Then to passengers who have urgent business on the other side and to visitors also, it will be a great boon, for while these modern vessels are most luxuri ously appointed, most people who travel on them don't care how soon they set foot on terra firma again, .especially if they suffer from seasickness. The remarkable increase in speed will also have an influence on com merce and freight as well, but this is too large a subject for me to deal with, even if I felt competent to do so." ' "What will be the minimum time in which the ocean will be crossed in future?"! "lhat is prospective entirely," replied Mr. Gould. "I can give you my opinion and that is all. It has been suggested at various times that the ocean will be ciossed in five days and even less. I am always verychary of giving my opinions on ques tions of this kind, because I may state some thing which is beyond the power of deraou 'stration, but I am free to cnnless that I have great iaith in the possi bilities of things. At present there is a model of a ship that was intended for the Guiou Line. It was de signed by the late Sir William Pierce, Chainran of the Pairchild Shipbuilding Company.Glasgow, and is expected to do the ocean in five days. "When completed it will probably' sail under the Guion flag. This vessel has four funnels and two masts rigged fore and aft "It is not yet known what the capacity of the twin screw is, but shipbuilders are con vinced that it has come to stay. The City of Paris, on her initial trip, had one set of engines stopped for several hours; the other was kept at work and the ship made excel lent time during the interim. It has also been suggested that the American vessels should cross from Montauk Point to Mil lord Haven, hut this is still 'in the air.' " "What is the highest rate of speed yet at tained?" I inquired. "The City of Paris on her last trip made an average of 23 knots an hour this is the highest." "Does increased speed mean increased dangers?"- "This is a much vexed qustion. A great many captains have beenot the opinion that fast traveling lessens rather than increases danger, so that when going through a fog it is really safer to go full speed, because vou get out of danger so muchquicker. Whereas that is the opinion of 'some captains, as far as my own personal opinion is concerned I do not think that fast traveling incurs any more danger than slow traveling." MB. BRADLEY GIVES HIS IDEAS. Mr. D. L. Bradley, editonof Marine Law and Topics, was asked pretty much the same questions. He replied as follows: "There have been rapid strides made in the last few years in iron and steel ship building, both in Btrength and speed. En glish ship architects have opened their eyes to the requirements of the times, have broken throuch the formalities of earlv prejudice and adopted the method gfjronj X .j, . .. I " jC. , -. 1. V, ..(,l, . .'. i ,. . . . if -J. . Al.U. 1 ' " . . 2.V " .'.... - to SUNDAY, MAT 19, construction suited most effectively to the altered conditions. "Speed, freight capacity and safety are the objects to be considered, and in those re quisites there is improvement in every new ocean steamer built. The development of the new marine engine through its various stages from the old low-pressure type to the compound, triple and quadruple style of the present time, has been marvelous, and yet the end of improvements has not -been ,reached. "Eapid transit undoubtedly has a few benefits," continued the editor, with mild sarcasm. "The mail is given to thd fastest and cheapest steamers, and, as John Boach said in an address before the Congressional Committee on American Shipping in 1882: 'The fast mail steamer is the kev to unlock the commerce of the world. I believe the Atlantic will be crossed in the near future in less than six days.' The City of New York has not reached expectations, but the City of Paris has surpassed the promise of her first trip. "About 12 years ago the Britannic was considered the champion of the Atlantic fleet Thebcst record, until recently, was held by the Etrnria. It was her eastward passage, June, 1888, time 6 days, 1 hour and 55 minutes. Her bost westward passage was made in April ot the same year, time6 days, 4 hours and 40 minutes. The Umbria comes next, in May, 1887, 6 days, 14 hours and 42 minutes. And now the City of Paris has beaten them all." POO THE GREATEST DANGEB. "What about daueer?" "There is certainly more danger of the machinery 'giving out' in a steamer that is driven to her utmost than one going at a moderate rate. But these matters are pretty well considered in the building of crey houndsof to-day. The City ot New York and her sister steamer, the City of Paris, have twin screws, which are worked inde pendentljof each other, so that if the ma chinery of one should break the steamer would not be disabled. "Fog dangers are the greatest perils of ocean travel, and most of the disasters occur thereby. It was during a fog that the steamers Celtic and Britannic came into col lision May 19, 1887. In that case the find ing of the Naval Court ot Inquiry, after fully considering the testimony, gave it as the opinion that the weather before the col lision had been suchas should have induced the masters of the two vessels, as a matter of firecaution, to moderate their speed accord ng to regulations until more favorable con ditions prevailed. ' "In neither case was this done. The court was of the opinion that both steamers were running at an excessive speed under the cir cumstances. The law requires that every ship, whether a sailing or a steam ship, shall in a fog, mist or falling snow go at a mod erate speed. The term 'moderate speed' i3 not defined by the law. There should be" some limit specified. What some would term moderate speed others would consider1 fast." MH. SMITH'S VIEWS. J. B. Smith, editor of the Maritime Reg ister, after thinking for a moment or two over the subject, expressed himself as fol lows: "The progress made in the speed of ocean steamships within the last ten years is one of figures. The records of the steamship lines are a good index of the progress made in the building qt steamsmps during tne last decade. The advancement has been prodigious, although by actual comparison with the increase of speed over the previous ten years it may not seem so pronounced. It must, however, be remembered that every additional half knot increase of speed has been gained at an immense cost of money in each individual boat. It is singular that this increase seems to be confined, outside of certain war oraft, to either very large steamers or very small ones, to vessels of enormous tonnage, like the Etruria or City of Paris or the torpedo boats. "It is not so many years ago when it was the ambition of one of the chief Atlantic steamer lines to take their passengers on board ship at New York on one Saturday and land them at Liverpool in time for din ner a week from the following Sunday. It had not then been accomplished. Six-day passages are now looked tor as only a mat ter of. a short time, and five days are confi dently talked about. If the telephone, phonograph, 60 miles an hour railroad train and every invention that seems to threaten to annihilate time and space will benefit mankind, then certainly the faster the ocean steamer can be made to sail the better. The less time the voyage takes the less are the dangers. The quicker communication there is between peoples the better for the peace and commerce of the world, and as a means to that end the fast steamer is of a most de cided benefit. NO ONE KNOWS WHEEE IT WILL STOP. "Now, the minimum of time it will take to accomplish the trip between Sandy Hook' and Eastnet Hook is, to quote an expression I heard the other day, 'something that no fellow can find out.' Forty years ago it was claimed that the Atlantic could be crossed in four days, provided a hull could be built to stand the straining of the engines that would drive a vessel at such an enormous speed. "I do not believe that a ship builder would care to give any time as a minimum, in view of what is being done in the way of fast boats being outrivaled by new comers. Of course all the world knowsby this time that the City of Paris has made the fastest trip, thus far, across the Atlantic. "I have only one thing to add," said the editor, taking up his pen again, "and that is that there is at present in maritime circles a diversity of opinion as to whether a high rate of speed increases the dangers of ocean travel, but the prevailing, impression if I presage current opinion aright is that while apparently there is more danger, yet it is only apparent, and is more than counter balanced by the very decided advantages gained." CANNOT LIFT THEIR ARMS. Women so TlglTtlj Lnceil That Raisins the' Hand is Tortnre. Detroit Free Press.! Do you know the reason long-handled eyeglasses sprang into favor with the ultra fashionable? Well, you know ladies lace, don't you? Yes, everybody knows that, and those who know it from experience know it to their very great discomfort; for, with the sleeves made as tight as the skin and the entire dress-waist as close-fitting as compressed flesh aud bones will permit, to lift the hand up to the level of the eyes, if it is a possibility (and sometimes it is not), is certainly a dangerous thing to attempt dangerous because the tightly strained silk ot the dress may split. Besides, it is a painful exertion. The expansion of certain muscles in an elevated position of the arm and snoulder beyond tne'narrow limits of the dress is pos itive torture. Hence the long handle to eyeglass and operaglass nasa perfect boom. You will always see the slim waist, tight sleeves and long-handled eyeglass together. That slender waist is also answerable for an extra layer of paint or powder, for it nakes the lace red, not flushed, but a decidedly ugly red. A Pertinent Name. St&j Caller Isn't sub-rosa a rather peculiar name for a servant, Mrs. Lightfoot ? Mrs. Lightfoot Yes; her name is Eosa, and we've added the prefix. Caller Oh, I see, because yon are all un der the Rose. life. CflJI s" -ca v.Miii',1 m 1889. SUNDAY THOUGHTS -ON- AND BY A CLERGYMAN. tWBITOS yOB THE BISPATCH.3 It, is at once interesting and painful to Bepublican and Protestant Americans to observe how monarchical Europe is exert ing itself to boycott France in the matter of her Expo'sition. The great show of the French Be"public is let severely alone by every government from London to St. Petersburg. The European peoples are rep respnted; the rulers are conspicuously ab sent. America is officially there; but our sympathies are not as actively manifested as theyshqnldbe. The.trnth is that Americans are infected by English sentiment In a receiit dispatch cabled to one of our great dallies, a discerning reporter Indicates this, and points oat the cause: "A. mistake regarding France has been estab lished in English literature by Edmund Bnrke and Thomas Carljle. The one beheld the orgies of a mob insulting a beautiful Queen and tearing off In frenzy the bandages which despotism has bonnd upon the eyes of a great nation. The eloquence with which an elevated and chivalrous nature expressed its personal horror became a gospel for English thinking races. The pictorial splendor with which the gruff but poetic sage of Chelsea recited the same chronicle of mighty paroxysms length ened while it Illuminated the doctrine of Burke, so that it still survives In England as the philosophy of conservatism against the Ir resistible progress of political destiny. "The essential impressions received by the American people about the Bepnblic of France are reflected from English mediums, whose re fractions and exaggerations are dno not only to Bnrke and Carlyle, but to the sense of irrita tion which, it is natural, English Interpreters of foreign politics should feel toward peoples who have dispensed with the symbols and reve nues of dynasties. Every scene of excitement In the Chamber of Beputfes fs enlarged Into an incipient cataclysm; every breach of conven tional decorum in the Senate Is tortured into a revelation of impending disaster." modern Miracles. Jesns Christ wrought miracles by the direct exertion of omnipotent power. He multiplied a few scanty loaves into a sufficiency for a multitude. He touched the eyes of blindness into exnlting sight He stilled the tumultuous waves by a transcendent word. Men work miracles to-day, not in the same way, but almost as really. HowT By a knowledge of causes and effects and by con trolling the causes and varying the effects. We cannot quiet the tempest bat we can build a vessel which defies and outrides it Thus the same result is reached. We cannot anoint blind eyes Into sight, but we can teach men and women to see with their fingers, and often by medical skill, to open their eyes out of dark ness into light Who shall contradict the saying of Adam Bznitn, thar "He is a benefactor who makes two blades of grass grow where bnt one grew before?" This the scientist does. Wherever the Intelligent and industrious man goes, though it be barren waste or pestilential morass, health and abundance follow. Those divinities who the ancients worshlne'd Ceres. Pomona and Flora, who strewed and beautified the earth with grains and fruits and flowers, have in modern times domiciled themselves among men, exchanging their divine titles for plain professors of chemistry; and we now call them agriculturalists and borticolturalists. Is not this a beautiful way of walking In the foot Steps of the wonder-working Galileanf The Palpit's Ifeed. There is nothing more needed in the pnlplt than directness and simplicity of style. Called as he is, to' deal with the most tremendous question the relation of the soul to God, the function of Jesus Christ, the authority of the Bible, the practicability of the Golden Rule, the demand of eternaLrectitude, the preacher Is bound tolevel up to his high themes. Shall a minister quibble and trifle in the presence of such earthquake issues? Shall he play the harlequin before the sepulchre, and turn a somersault in front of the cross? Here is Br. Muchado engaged in whipping his creams into a froth of the consistency of half a nothing; And here-is the Kev. Mr. Prettyman exercis ing the art of spread-eagle to a gaping coterie, while souls are starving for the bread of life. In their magniloquence they Set wheels on wheels In motion such a clatter To force up one poor ulpperkln of water. Broad oceans labor with tremendous roar To ueavaa cockleshell npon the shore. Meanwhile heaven weeps and devils laugh. Always Seek the Best. Let us never be satisfied with less than the best The secret of true success Is the havip a high Ideal. It is thd part of wisdom to aim at the unattainable. 'Ti3 a serious error to mistake a hillock for Mount Blanc Gutdo coveted wings that be might soar and behold the archangel .whom his imagination was obliged to snostltnte. Had the artist contented himself with some lazy, maccaroni-eating beg gar sunning himself stretched ont at full length on the pavement of Borne, the low model would have dragged down his canvass to the same miserable level, and no one wonld voyage to Italy to see his masterpieces. They who would live high mast aim higher. The Alpine men are lofty steppers, with a long stride, and their heads are lifted above the fogs that dwell down there in the valley. Look up, and then live up. Bead "The Imitation of Christ" by Thomas a-Kempls. A Test of Modesty. Modesty is one of those retiring virtues which is in danger to- be overlooked in this self-assertlvo and shoving age. The worst is that the occasions for its exercise are so misun derstood. Here is one who has done some ad mirable thing which has fastened on many and admiring eves. If he bedecks himself with fuss and feathers and stmts in pride, the ad miration of the spectators evaporates in a laugh. Hence, he is under bonds to bis own self-respect to wear his honors modest!. If he parades them he loses them. Knowing this (to change fHamlet" a little), he "Assumes the virtue. If he has It not." Such modesty is easy. But here is another who has lapsed. Fault is found, and Justly. In such a case modesty will be tested, for the nat ural inclination is to put pride m the place of desert and to be self-assertive in inverse ratio to the call. One who, when in tho depths, can still be modest is well on toward deserved can onization. He gains by his modesty a new desert better than that which comes from lofty acbicrement This modesty is always a "candle to merit" A Sibbnlli Disease. ' ' A sharp critic refers as follows to a common disease: ''It is astonishing what a severe strain it is ou the nervous system of some people to sit for an hour In the sanctnary. The morbus Sabbatticus is a well-known disease, and has been thoroughly diagnosed. The Sunday school measles, which attacks a boy about the time he first begins to use a razor, is frequently met with. Like other forms of measles, it is exceedingly contagions, and frequently when it gets into a class of boys who will be yonng men in about five years it breaks np the whole class. There, too, is the prayer meeting colic We suppose it is the colic because it attacks a person so suddenly and unexpectedly, and be recovers from it so soon. Hn may have been perfectly able to attend to business all day, and quite well enough to go to a party at 0 o'clock; but when tho prayer meeting bell rings at 730 he is indisposed." The Be-intr of tbo Heart. The Rev. E. J. Hardy,, in his excellent book, "How to be Happy, Tho' Married," writes some words about courtesy which are worth consideration: True courtesy Is 'tho beauty of the heart' Howwell it is that no one class has a monopoly in this kind of beauty; that while favorable circumstances undoubtedly do render good manners more common among persons moving In higher rather than in lower spheres, there should nevertheless be nopositive hindrance to the poorest class having good manner'. Here is an illustration of truo politeness exhibited by both classes of society. One day, in hastily turning the corner of a crooked street in Lon don, a young lady ran with great force against a ragged little beggar boy, and almost knocked him down. Stopping as soon as she conld, she turned round anil said, very kindly, to the boy, 'I beg your pardon, my little fellow; I am very sorry that I ran against yon.' The poor boy was astonished. He looked at her for a moment in surprise, and then, taking off about three-quarters of a cap, he made a low bow and said, while a broad, pleasant smile spread over his face, 'Yoicuiihcv ray pardlng, miss, and welcome; and the next time you run agin inc. yon may knock mc clean down, and I won't saj a word.' After tho lady had passed on ho turned to-his Companion and said, 'I xay, Jim. it's the first time I ever had anybody ask iny pardlng, and its kind o' took mc off my feet.' One very cold day the American preacher, Henry Ward Beech er, bought a paper from a very ragged Urtlo bov.' Toor little fellowP said he, alntyoucoldf Iwas sir, before you passed,' replied the boy, with- natural good manners." Creed Testa. Archdeacon Farrar has written an article MANNERS ou "Creed Testa," which is copied by BrlMA journals in whole or in part The trial of the Bahop of Lincoln lot unlawful ritualistic practices led to the article. In It the Arch deacon says: "Men say thattheymultiply ritual observances in order to glorify the sacrament Is the sacrament glorified by postures and vest ment, or by meek, pure and humble hearts? Over half of Europe men not only glorify, but worship,' the sacramental elements; they genu flect to them, and pageant them about like an IdoL Are those countries better for this blank Idolatory? One of tho vilest Kings of France, Louis XIV went on his knees in the mud be fore the host and was cheered as a religious king; yet he did so coming from the Caprea of his loathly palace,returnfng to the sty of his habitual vices. Nations are saved by right eousness, manliness and self-denial; by preach ing a simple Christ to simple men; not by miters and candles and such geegaws." Arch deacon Farrar is a competent judge of the tendency and effect of ritualism, and fs one of the broadest of broad churchmen. , Bright Thoughts of Bright Hinds. ' It the center is to be up In the clouds, let a few of us who care, for something practical stop below and be regarded as eccentric SPUnOKON. I know a lady who owns a little, gray muzzled curmudgeon of a dog, with an un happy eye that kindles like a coal If you only look at him; his nose turns np, his mopth is drawn into wrinkles so as tb show his teeth; in short, he has altogether the look of a dog far gone in misanthropy, and totally sick of the world. When he walks he has his tall curled up so tight that It seems to lift bis feet from the ground. This wretch Is called Beauty. Washington iBvnta. It, Is a remarkable peculiarity with dents that their expanding power continues to in crease as you contract them. Chakles Lamb. It is no more necessary that a man should re member the meals that have made him healthy than the different books which have made him wise. Let us see the result of wide -reading In a full nd powerful mind. Sidney Smith. The most learned, acute aud diligent student cannot, in the longest life, obtain an entire knowledge of the Bible. The more deeply ha works the mine, the richer he finds the ore. New light continually beams from the source of heavenly knowledge to direct his conduct and illustrate the work of God and the ways of men. Sir Walter Scott. Howetek various our wants may seem what we all need is God. He has given us the earth for our body, but he is himself the soil in which our souls mast root; the eternal help, the source of succor, the bread and water ot life. Feeding upon Him, we shall hunger no more, neitbertbirst any more, but be satisfied. H. W. Beeches. I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There Is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that Is tho Christian re ligion. If thoy had that and I had not given them one shilling thev wonld be rich; and if they had not that and I had given them all the world they would be poor. PATBICK Hekby (in his will). Teach me to feol another's woe, To hide the fanlt I see; The mercy Ito others show. That mercy show to me. Pope. BWheitJ was young the schools used to pre pare boys for life; now they prepare them for examinations. Jitles Simon. These is soma truth in Senatoffear's defi nition of a conservative, as "a person who never fights any of the evils of the day, but contents himself with opposing those who do fight them." Header, does the coat fit you? During the week commencing April 19, and ending April 25, 120 new Societies of Christian Endeavor were organized the banner week so far. These is no sweeter cha'rity than that which, in oar larger cities, seeks to accumulate a fund in these spring days for the purpose of sending the children of the poor out of the seven-fold-heated furnace of the town to breathe the ozone of the country for a few days In snmmer. Let the little ones (God bless them) learn what' nature looks like, and make acquaintance with the flowers and the hllla and the new mown bay and the birds. Yes, give the children a "country week." God will bless every dollar so contributed. A BAD CASE OF RHEUMATICS. A Severe Attack of a Common Complaint Among Moonshiners. Detroit Tree Press.! I stopped at a cabin stuck away in the pine forests, about five or six miles from anywhere, to ask for a drink of water, and finding the man in bed with his face all plastered up,I naturally asked him if he had met with an accident "Oh, no." replied the wife as she handed me the gourd. "He 'un has done got rheu maticky." "Not rheumatism in the head?" "Beckon it's mostly thar, sah." "I never lieard of such a case." I con tinued, as 1 approached the bed. "Howdy, stranger?" .said the man as he sat up. "Kheumaticks like this are pretty common around yere." "Why, man, you have been pounded! Both your eyes are blackenedl You don't call that rheumatism, do you?" "That's what I dun call it. I had pains aud aches and I bought two quarts of moon shine whisky. Sim Payson, back in the woods, he had pains and aches, and him cum over to help drink it" "And you got drunk?" m "Beckon we inought" "And had a fight?" "Beckon we did." "And that's what vou call rheumatism?" "Stranger, -Iook here," answered the man, as he got one leg out of bed with a froan, 'kin yon go fur to declar' that 'd a drank that moonshine firstly ,if it wasn't to enre rheumaticks? The old woman and me hev figgered on it, and we can't get it to come out right no other way.and now it yon've got a pipe and terbacker I'll stand fur you agin the hull community till the mule lays down." A HEED OP SHORT-TAILED HOGS. The Ingenious Scheme of a Farmer to Pre serve His Pic's Eyesight. Portland Oregonlan.l Mr. William Kerns not long since had a visit from a friend from the East, who wished to purchase land and locate some where in this State. Air. Kerns sent his friend out to look? at the TJmpqua valley, and he returned with a wondertul tale of the section he visited. He said that he visited a farmer who had a great drove of hogs, all of which had lost their tails. He inquire how this had happened, and the farmer said the caudal appendages had been amputated; and when it was asked why this was done he was told it was to prevent the animals from becoming blind. This startling an nouncement led to further inquiry and ex planation. , The farmer stated that the soil of his farm was what is known as black mud. It is very rich and also very adhesive, nnd the pigs in wallowing around get their tails daubed with it, and a clod finally ac cummulates on each pig's tail, which grows by accretion and accumulation to an im mense size, and becomes so heavy that it drags back the pigs skin so far that the un fortunate animal is no longer able to shnt h3 eyes, and soon becomes blinded from the glare of the sun. By cutting off the pig's tail this catastrophe is avoided and the pig soon grows fat. How 11 o Lost Her. Miss Autumn But would you continue to love me when I became old and passe ? Mr. Peachblow (enthusiastically) I love you now, dearestl Life. 36 - sr,e. . IARM0NI t TIE I0USM0LD. If Soa AreMislcal and Woold keSCaWiV Go and Get Married. Boston Herald. , My advice to young musicians who are dependent on concertizing is to marry. It is rash, but fashionable, and the pull now. seems ia the direction of harmoniods part nership on the stage. However storms may rage behind the scenes, in public domestic bliss plays the piano and warbles- like birds on a summer's day, while the world' the wise old world winks its eye, bnt says, "how pretty." Well, it is "pretty" to see two artists in accord, even if the bond that binds is composed of dollars and cents. How much of the success of these dual entertainments is due to the fact that the performers are married need not b mentioned, for it goes without saying. The spectacle of art and youth. love and talent, combined, touches a sentimental chord, and besides, what a saving of ex- Eense for the artistl He sings, she plays is accompaniments,or vice versa, and there are no conflicting jealoasies to spoil a son; or trip np the pianist! This is why tho sage tells vocalists and violinists to wed each other, and give their show without any one else's intervention or assistance. The Henschel's are standing examples of what marriage does for art, and the Kor hays are not tar behind them in what may be termed the duo sposi in professional Ufa. r . She Woro a Convict's Garb. Albany Journal. "Do you see that woman?" sked a prom iment prison official npon a Central Hud son train the otherday. "Yes?" "Well that traveling dress of hers is made of exactly the same material that is used in making uniforms for convicts. She doesn't know it, and not one person out of 500 who has' been inside a prison or penitentiary would think of it. The cloth does very well for a traveling dress, but there are people who would object to it because of the base use to which it is put" , THESX IS JOLLY! Dadboczhi ACMEBLACEKQ and IU have it easy now. WolirsAWiacking IS A 1REAT LABOR SAVES. A SHtHE LASTS A WEEX. RAM AND SHOW DON'T AFFECT IT HO BRUSH3NQ REQUIRED. MAKES A SHOE WATERPROOF. TJ3ED BY JIBS'. 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