f 4 - - - ! .11 II THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH," FRIDAY, MAT 17, 1889. I r -- I Ije iW ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S46. Vol.41. Ko 99. Entered at Pittsburg Postofllce, 2t0TcmbcM4, 1637, u second-class nutter. Business Offlce-97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing' House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average net circulation of the dally edi tion of The Dispatch for six months ending Slay 1.1SS9, 28,051 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edi tion olThe Dispatch for April, 18S9, 46,143 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. J-OSTAGE TOEE IN THE dUTID STATES. DAILT IMsrATcn. One Year , S 8 00 Dailt DibrATCH, rer Quarter 2 00 Dailt DisrATCH, One Month 70 Dailt Dispatch, Including Sunday, one year 10 00 Dailt Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter. 80 Dailt Dispatch, Including Sunday, one month SO EK.-DAY Dispatch, one rear. 2 50 W eebxt Dispatch, one year 13 The Dailt Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at JS cents per week, or including tie buuday edition, at HI cents per week. PITTSBURG, FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1889. NOTHING MOKE TO GIVE AWAY. It is hardly worth while to treat seriously the application for a charter for an electric railway on Diamond street to the snbarbs. Coming at a time when the pressure of cable traffic in the other leading thorough fares makes the widening of Diamond street a necessity as a means of securing an unobstructed avenue to the East End, the proposal to seize on this last remaining outlet for corporation profit is simply ridiculous if seriously meant. If intended only for a joke, it is a very poor one. Oi course, no mere charter granted at Har- rjsburjan give any rights to construct an electric or other railroad in the city. Councils hare, and will continue to have clear control of all the streets. The people gladly acquiesced in the grant of privileges to the cable lines already constructed and in process of construction, because they were urgent v needed by the public The rights were very valuable; but the conveni ence to citizens getting to and from their homes was coram ensurately great. So, too, the enterprise of those who undertook to give the first rapid transit deserved en couragement. But for cables or electric or any other form of track on Diamond street, there will never be any excuse, excepting the failure of the Fifth avenue or Second avenue lines to furnish proper facilities, or because of extortionate charges by them. And if such a contingency should arise, the privilege assuredly will not be granted to the first parties who choose to acquire the form of a charter at Karrisburg. The city should have the benefit of its worth. It is one thing to give rights to erect a great pub lic necessity, and while the measure of their value is yet Unassured by experiment; it is quite another to make a clear gift for the mere financial benefit of a few people, and this at the additional expense of the public safety and convenience. It has been hinted that the new company proposal is not bona fide, but in the interest of the existing traction lines, and intended to block fnture competition. There cannot be much in this view, however, as the mere getting of a charter confers no right to any given route; and if not pnt in operation the charter itself would be forfeitable for non user. The application is a mere waste of activity, no matter from what point looked at. A NOTABLE CAEEEB SUDDENLY ENDED. The sudden death of Allen Thorndyke Bice, just at the time he had expected to start for the post of Minister to Russia, is one of those dramatic instructions in the de lusive nature of human ambitions which make a wide and painful impression. Mr. Bice was a young man not merely of great promise, but of very considerable perform ance. In literature and public affairs he took a lively and successful interest, mak ing a notably prosperous American maga zine by sheer originality of ideas; organiz ing explorations for research among famous ruins of the Old "World; dabbling somewhat in the supply of live material for news papers; running for Congress; writing biographies of American statesmen of note; and finally undertaking the appointment to the Court of St. Petersburg. To get through with this varied programme, and to succeed in commanding more or less a national reputation by the discharge or each particu lar part cf it, was no mean or inconsiderable record for a young man who had not yet rounded his SGth year. The death of Mr. Bice will be regretted very sincerely by those who have observed his career. It removes one whose distinguish ing characteristic was an almost feverish impulse to activities designed to serve his times and to bring him worthy fame. PITTSBURG'S POLICE ABE ITJCKY. -The police force of Pittsburg should con gratulate itself on its freedom from the ex asperating trials that seem perennially to afflict the guardians of Chicago's peace. Pittsburgers are not given to murder, burg lary and mysterious disappearance, as Chi cagoans are, apparently with the sole view ol discrediting the local police. At present the Chicago bluccoats are dragging all Lake Michigan for the body of Dr. Cronin, who persists in chatting cheerfully with report ers in Toronto, forgetting that he has dis appeared. The Chicago police have not re covered from the-efTects of a sudden change of metal "badges, which occurred when Mayor Cregier came into office, and the ghastly humor of Dr. Cronin naturally dis turbs them. Tascott, the burglar, murderer, and mys terious disappeared was another instance of this cowardly and cruel tendency of Chica goans to poke fun at their police. McGari gle, the boodler of Cook county, was an other. Hpw would our efficient officers like such unsympathetic conduct on the part of Pittsburg's citizens, criminal and other wise? They would not, appreciate it, we are sure. Therefore, 'when Pittsburg po licemen fall to comparing the size ot their shields and salaries with those of their brethren in other cities, we trust they will not forget to count on the credit side, the abstention of Pittsburgers from such annoy ing practices as we have indicated. TWO BETS. It will do nobody harm'to read two short stories which the New York correspondent of The Dispatch contributes to an adjoin ing .column to-day. In one place it is lold how Francis DDnffin, a printer, bet 5500 on a horse named Hanover in the Brooklyn handicap on Wednesday, and, when another horse won theTace killed hlmselk.The other Sory.tclhhow.'the'millionaire.Pierre'lioril lard, bet $600 on Exile in the same race, and, when that horse won, cleared $3,000 on his investment. Of course Mr. Lorillard did not make an assault upon bis life. In a way it would be satisfactory to say that it is foolish to bet upon any but the horse that wins. But this is hardly the moral we ought to extract from the con trastingresultsofthe two bets made upon the same race. It is unfortunately impossible to tell which horse is going to win. If it were possible racing as a pastime irould cease to exist. The best advice to Rive to everybody is undoubtedly: Do not bet But a slight modification of this might be made with comparatively small injury to the principle involved. Our advice revised would be: Have nothing to do with betting on horse races or any other sport unless you can afford to lose always. Not to lose now and then merely, but to lose always Pierre Lorillard is, happily for him, so situated financially that he can throw away hun dreds and even thousands of dollars. The suicide, Francis D. Duffin imperiled his home and his whole fortune when he went into the betting ring. A loss of but a part of his possessions unhinged his mind and made a death of shame preferable to life. MUSIC IN THE AIB. Not within the recollection of the oldest inhabitant, as the saying goes, has Pittsburg enjoyed snch a distinguished and enjoyable season oi music as this spring has brought to her. Tbe visiting organizations have been numerous and of an unusually high grade of excellence the Boston Symphony Orchestra, which has jus given us two splendid exhibitions of its powers under the baton of Mr. Gerlcke, very fitly exemplify ing the highest point reached. Nor have local artists been backward. As has been already said by The Dispatch, the Mozart Club, two nights ago, surpassed all its pre vious notable efforts in its rendering ot the oratorio of "Elijah." Other musical bodies in this city have shown work of a very high order. It is pleasant matter for thought .at this day that the grandest event of all is yet to come, the May Festi' a1. The preparations for this great series of concerts have been made so carefully and with such intelligent zeal that their success seems assured. A C0BNEB IN BULL BOGS. Men who have pretty daughters must be careful of their backyard representatives, for the Standard Oil Company is threaten ing to corner the market in bnll terriers. For some weeks to come it will be well for parents to count the bull terriers before re tiring to rest It is well known to what lengths the Standard Oil Company will go to secure its ends. It may not find bull dogs quite as easy to absorb as oil or gas wells; and, where the Standard cannot obtain a bull dog by fair means, it will by foul. The dogs are to be used for watch duty in the refineries and warehouses of the Stand ard Company, and the first order put upon the market by their agents, the Associated Fanciers, is for 200 dogs, aged between 6 months and a year, and in good condition. We presume .that dogs that know how to repel inquisitive newspaper reporters and independent scouts will sell at a premium. An ability to hang on and a very large ap petite are qualifications which are likely to be very desirable. The Standard likes its employes to be in full sympathy with itself. It is on this account that we are rather sur prised that the Standard Oil Company has not decided to guard its refineries and ware houses with anacondas and boa constrictors rather than mere bull dogs. The squeezing power of the snake is truly Standard-like. "if it should happen that the Standard is able to monopolize the supply of bull dogs, we can readily imagine that at least one sec tion of society will rejoice. Many a love suit, other wise as calm and happy as a summer day, has been torn -into sanguinary tatters by the teeth of an unrelenting bnll terrier. The bull dog certainly is more in place guarding tanks of oil than marring suits of clothes and love. With the bull dogs secluded, there will be a great reduction in rents all over the country, and tailors will note a diminution in the demand for trousers. Pensions Cojimissioneb Tanneb's remarks on State relief in the South for dis abled and impoverished ex-Confederate veterans have been met with pretty vigorous criticism from those who think the proposal conflicts with the Constitution. Whatever views exist as to the Commissioner's posi tion on matters of legislation, it nevertheless seems to be conceded that his vigorous and prompt administration of the executive af fairs of the Pensions Office is giving very great satisfaction to the thousands of old soldiers who have to deal with it Com missioner Tanner is evidently very much a live man, and even those who may differ from his views of policy will likely have to give him strong credit for his administra tion of executive affairs before his term runs through. A sanguine observer of theatrical affairs suggests that the sale of Mrs, Lang try's scenery and stage properties to take place shortly indicates that she intends to retire from the stage. It is too good to be true. Mrs. Langtry cannot be'retiring. New that it is reported that Benjamin P. Hutchinson, otherwise "Old Hutch," wept like Miss Georgia Cayvan when he saw "Little Lord Fauntleroy" at the theater, the movement to have him canonized as Chicago's patron saint ought to crystalize. A statue of "Old Hutch," mounted on a brass crocodile, should be erected in Chi cago's Board of Trade. Beam is the name of a young Latrobe baseball pitcher -whose services are wanted by the Pittsburgh Hustling Horace has found the scales are going against his men, and he thinks if he has the Beam at his disposal his weigh will be quite clear. By the death of Major Samuel Harper this community loses a very valuable friend, defender and counselor. He served his country well In the field, and in peace he has been foremost in many beneficent enter prises, The death of so good a citizen will be widely and sincerely mourned. Jonx Jabsett certainly earned the recognition he has received from the Presi dent He has been a powerful defender of protection at home; may he continue the good work abroad. The Dispatch con gratulates him. Some of Chauncey Depew's friends are trying to persuade him that his gift of ora tory is a bar to his securing the Presidency of the United States. This is absurd, even if Mr. Depew does hire some other man to keep him supplied with eloquence at so much a rhetorical flower. Don Pedbo is said to have predicted that he is. the last Emperor Brazil will ever see. He is right, and if the signs. qC the times mean anything, Dom. Pedro will not be the last Emperor much longer. '" ia,M0KTAyA'pareaHfiiert8re ory. The young State remembers that a Democratio House of Bepresentatives ad mitted her, but has forgotten how her entry into tbe family circle of the United States was delayed by Democrats, Anyhow, she has gone Democratic. The Pittsburg pitchers seem to be all broken, and it is not apparently from tbeir having gone to the well too often. Nobody would mourn if the club fell into the well and staved there. The Adaville, Minn., Courier says: ,"The fact is, St. Louis women are prettier than Chicago women," and even at the distance of five hundred miles we can hear the gal lant Chevalier Field shout: "Ods bodkins! cut the Adaville Courier off our exchange list!" PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. The Hon. Samuel J. Randall took advantage of the pleasant weather to take a drive yester day morning. He expressed himself as feeling well, and bis appearance corroborated his as sertion. Mb. W. F. Blackmab, who will take his Ph. D. degree at Johns Hopkins University in June, has just been appointed to the Chair of History and Sociology at the Kansas State University, Lawrence, Kan. Secretary Tract took a party of friends down the Potomac river as far as Mt Vernon yesterday on tbe Despatch. Secretary Blaine will make tbe same trip to-day, in company with the new British Jlinister. Congressman Archie Bliss, of Brooklyn, recently remarked: '.'It costs money to be a member of the House. I have been a Congress man for 15 years, and have spent 10,000 a year outside of my salary. It has cost me $150,000, therefore, to represent my constituents." M. Roustan, the French Minister to the United States, is a man of medium height, with dark hair and eyes and closely trimmed mus tache. He is one of the most popular mem bers of the Diplomatic Corps at Washington. He is a bachelor, fond of society, and a great diner-out The corporation of Yale University met yes terday and appointed Prof. Albert S. Cook, Ph. D., of Berkley, Cal, to the chair of English in the academic department This professor ship was made vacant in 1881. when Prof. Cyrus G. Northrop accepted tbe presidency of the University of Minnesota, . Hebb Josef Ritter von Werntjl, the great Austrian rifle lnventqr and manufacturer, Rained his knowledge of firearms in America, and then from a small beginning built np a fac tory employing 8,000 men. On the announce ment of his death stock in the concern fell 10 per cent, showing the Importance in which his personality was held. Frank Dempster Sherman, the dreamy poet or rather "writer ot society verse," used to be a retail stationer at PeekskilL, It is said that owing to a splendid opinion of himself he has not met with tbe fame that migljt come to him were be more agreeable to those who could give htm the proper boost He has a morbid dislike of reporters and does not deign an in. traduction to one. HAYS-SCOTT. A Brilliant Social Event In a Charming Swlvnle Home. The beantif nl residence of Mr. John Hays, the well-known tobacco manufacturer ot Alle. gbeny, nestling among the trees at Swissvale, was the scene of a brilliant society event last evening. It was the wedding of Mr. Hays' beautiful and accomplished daughter, Marlam, to Mr. W. R. Scott formerly with Kuhn Bros., of the East End. The ceremony was performed at 730 o'clock, by Rev. B. F. Woodbum, pastor of the San dusky Street Allegheny, Baptist Church, as sisted by Rev. E. D. Hammond, of tbe Shady Avenue Church, in the midst of a large circle of relatives and immediate friends. After the ceremony tbe company assembled in the spa cious dlninghaU, where a wedding banquet was served. The wedding presents were both numerous and costly. Ibe young couple will take an extended Eastern bridal trip, and npon tbeir return will settle down in a house already fur nished, by the groom, in tbe East End. AN ALLEGHENY RECEPTION. Mrs. Wllllnm Thaw, Jr., Entertains at Her Residence on the NortUsIde. One of tbe leading society events of the season was tbe reception given by Mrs. William Thaw, Jr., at, her residence. No. 21 Lincoln avenne, Allegheny, last evening. The bonse was beautifully decorated with flowers and tropical plants. Toerge's Orchestra occupied an alcove in one part of the building. The guests began to arrive shortly after 9 o'clock, and were royally entertained. About 150 cuests were present and enjoyed a very pleasant evening. An elegant luncheon was served at midnight Mr. Thaw will leave for Europe in a few days, and his many friends bid him goodby and wished him a very pleas ant trip. Several Social Events. Among the pleasant events of last evening were: A reception given by Mrs, John Harper, of Clin street in honor ot Mr. and Mrs. John, Jr.. who soon go to New York: a progressive enchre at Mrs. Annie Heppenstall's, Lincoln avenue. East End: a musical and literary enter tainment by tbe Mark Twain Literary Society in the MUlvale Opera House, with Miss Clara Ramsey, of Youngstown, elocutionist as the bright particular star. A Quaint Concert. The old-time concert announced to be given in Masonic Hall, at Washington and Madison streets. Allegheny, this evening, promises to be a highly amusing affair. Among the musicians will be the Central Reformed Presbyterian Church Choral Society and tbe Alpine Quartet A programme that promises well, and the ren dition of which will be nicely set off in quaint costumes, is published. Peterson Bcsturck. Miss Mollie Peterson and Mr. John Besturck, of McKeespoit, were married in the First M. E. Church at that place last evening. The cor emony was performed by Rev. Dr. Mansell amid a large number of relatives and friends of the young couple. WHO KILLED BISHOP? The Wife and Mother of the Blind Bender Blame the Surgeon. Special Telejrram to The Dispatch. New York, May 16. There will be an inquiry and perhaps another autopsy in the case of W. Irving Bishop, tbe mind reader who. according to the medical testimony, died last Monday in a cataleptic seizure that followed an exhibition of his peculiar powersatthe Lambs' Club. Mrs. Eleanor Fletcher Bishop, bis mother, clings to her belief that her son died under the surgeon's knife. It wu at first decided that Bishop's funeral shonld take place to-morrow, but the later developments bave cansed it to be post poned until Monday. Mrs. Eleanor Fletcher Bishop Is still at the Hoffman House with tbe wife ot tbe dead mind reader. To-day she sent a letter to Dr. Allen McLane Hamilton and Dr. Spitzka, asking them to assist her in the Investigation she was about to begin. Mrs. Bisbop also sent the following letter to Coroner Ferdinand Levy : , I am of the belief, founded up on my knowledge of previous attacks, that tbe autopsy performed by Drs. Irwin and Ferguson was unwarranted. 1 therefore demand that a further examination be made with a view to determine whether my son died under the surcreon'e Voire or from catalepsy. Eleanok flitches Bisnor. Toe Hoffjiax House, May is, 1839. Coroner Levy received Mrs. Bishop's letter to-night and after consulting with her and with Bishop's wife, decided to subpoena the doctors and others interested in tbe case to ap pear before him at 4 o'clock to-morrow after noon. Dr. Hamilton and Dr. Spitzka will be called upon as experts, and Drs. Lee, Irwin and Ferguson will testify to the facts. Bishop's body has been partly embalmed, and lies in the .undertakers' rooms. The funeral will be on Monday afternoon at 2 o'clock. . Governor Beaver Takes a "Holiday. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. HABRiSBTrRG, May IS. The Governor has about 120 bills to dispose of, many of which call for appropriations. As he will leave for New York to-morrow, and Secretary Stone will be absent until next week, no additional bills will likely be acted on this week. Besting Tbeir Brains. NAsrrvTtXE, May 16. The Ohio Editorial Association, nearly 100 strong, reached here to night and were entertained at tbe rooms of tbe Commercial Club. Theylfave to-morrow tor Florence, Ala. No Ilonrs Heard Yet, From the Alt. California. J . , Blaine has been two months In offieo and thn British lion still IaateU.jFar,,better. things ware nopearar. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Atlantic City Crowded Already Tiro Names From One A Slnr on Philadelphia and Other Gosalp. A Pittsbubqeb who has just returned from Atlantic City says that thatdreadfuTSeasidere sort is now already crowded. Prettywell all the cottages to be disposed of are already told for the season; and the hotels also are fairly filled. The weather has been very pleasant there of late, although it has already been hot It may comfort Pittsburgers who are unable to'fly to the seashore to know that the mosquitoes have already appeared in Atlantio City. New York Is dreadfully hot, and everybody is flying to the seashore. Not long ago a friend of mine engaged a new man to look after his horses and garden. After the question of salary had been settled my friend asked his new employe what his first name was. -I have two first names," replied the man. "What are theyf" "Alexander," replied he. "But that's only one," "No, sir; two." "How do you make that out?" "Why, Alex and Sander," replied the man, unconscious of any blunder. It was no use to try to convince htm that be only possessed one first name, and now he is called Alex and Sander indifferently by the members of tbe household in which ho lives. One day last week a party of insurance men, among whom were representatives of Pitts burg, Philadelphia and New York, met In the refreshing art gallery of tbe Hoffman House, New York, to discuss the weather and other timely topics. The Pittsburgers and the New Yorkers seemed disposed to have fun with the Phlladelphlans. A New York insurance man particularly persisted in calling Philadelphia Wanamaker-Town. To this some of the Phll adelphlans took hearty exception. Bat a New Yorker said that if he were to send a letter ad dressed to Wanamaker-Town, it would be de livered in Philadelphia.' lhereupon one- ot the Phlladelphlans offered to bet 100 that it couldn't be done. The New Yorker promptly accepted tbe wager- The $100 was promptly put up in the hands of a Pittsburger, and 12 letters were directed to different addresses in Philadelphia. The name of the city, however, was Invariably written Wanamaker-Town. Every letter reached its destination and an swers were received: and the New Yorker spent his (100 so easily woa In champagne for the crowd on Saturday last The legality of delivering letters, however, addressed to Wanamaker-Town in Philadel phia is rather more than questionable. V There Is a lady in this city whose enemies, if she has any, would never suspect her of being a baseball crank; who.nevertheless shows every sign of having become one this season. The other day I happened to meet her early.in the evening, before the result of tbe afternoon game had become known, and sho asked me with an air of great anxiety if I knew 'the re Suit of the Alleghenies match. I told her that the Alleghenies had won; and her face lighted up with a most radiant smile. "But" sa'd I, "surely you don't care any. thing about such things?" "Weil," she replied, you know rry husband last season was the most dreadful crank on tho subject of baseball. He went to all the matches be could, and his tongue never wagged about anything else. I told him that when this season began that only on one condition would I allow him to talk baseball all the time. That con dition is that every time the Alleghenies win he is to pay me a dollar. I fear I shall not make a fortune, but I mean to get some benefit from tbe baseball fever which my husband suuero irom. In this age it is not often that you find even a boy of 10 or -12 who does not value money more than almost anything else. Yesterday a boy of about that ago ap proached his father who occupied the seat in front of me In a suburban train and said with show of considerable emotion: "Father, I've lost my pocketbookl" "All your money gone, eht" "No, got my money, but I don't care for that all my cigarette pictures are gonel" And two big tears rolled down his cheeks. A C0KNEE IN BULLDOGS. The Standard Pooplo Gain a Monopoly of the Terrier Market. from the Philadelphia Call. The Standard Oil Company has practically cornered tbe bull-terrier market by ordering ZOO of the animals of tbe Associated Fanciers. The animals will cost 115 apiece and must be between six months and a year,o!d and in good condition. Already a dozen or so of the ani mals have been shipped south to the refineries of the company. The dogs at 15 apiece, of course, are not pure bred, but are good fight ers nevertheless. It is supposed that most of the dogs are to be sent to the South and Southwest where the Standard Oil Company has established numer ous distributing stations for its products. A good deal of money has been put into these sta tions, and as the company cannot insure them it desires to protect them as far as possible from risks. One of tbe most dangerous of tbese risks is from loafers tmoking about the oil tanks. Tbe air in such a vicinity is always filled with gas from the oil. and it takes very little to start a fire. In keeping off such char acters as would be likely to congregate around tbeir places a bulldog with a fierce jaw is worth two watchmen. PAPER CASINGS FOB SAUSAGE. A Delicate Point Decided by Assistant Secretary Tichenor. Washington. May 16. Assistant Secretary Tichenor has affirmed tbe decision of the Col lector of Customs at New York assessing duty at the rate of 15 per cent advalorem ou certain so-called sausage casings, which tbe importers claimed were entitled to free entry under the provision for sausage skins, or under the provi sion for non-enumerated- articles assimilating to articles in the free list and in the manufact ure of which no dutiable material Is used. The articles in question consist of long tubes of paper which have been treated with sulphuric acid to make them hard and impervious to water. The importers assert .that they are made from a preparation of parchment and are known as artificial sausage casings. They are in general use in Europe and are now being introduced into this country. Assistant Secretary Tichenor holds that as they are in fact manufactures of paper, they were properly subjected-to duty as such, ana says that as they are ju st being Introduced into tbls country they certainly could not bave been commercially known as sausage skins at the time oi me passage oi xne lann act UNFAY0RABLE LEGISLATION Biscnssed at a Meeting of the National Board of Fire Underwriters. New York, May 10. The twenty-third annual meeting ot tha National Board of Fire Underwriters was held this morning in the new rooms of the New York, Board ot Fire Underwriters In the Mutual Life buUding. President D. A, Hcald presided. The repoit of Treasurer J. S. Parish showed a favorable condition of the finances. Several papers on subjects of tbeir own selection were read by several of the Insurance men present President J. N. Dunham, of -tho Springfield Fire and Marine Company, confined his re marks to alleged unfavorable legislation wblsb the tire insurance business is suffering under. Unfavorable legislation," he said, "is one of the obstacles we have to contend against. The insurance companies have brought it -upon themselves by sharp and, at times, unfair adjustment of losses. One Instance of sharp practice in a town will, asoon as it becomes known, prod uce a veryuad effect In tbe community, and unfavorable legislation is the inevitanie re sult" Something Wrong With Stanley. yrom the OU City BUzzard.l Something is wrong. Stanley has not died within a week. DEATHS OF A DAT. Allen Therndike Tllce. NEW TORE, May IS. Allen Tborndlke Bice, the newly appointed Minister to Kussls, died sud denly this morning at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, where be was a guest. Mr. Rice bad been suffer ing from a throat affection for a few days past, but was not supposed to be In any danger. He in tended to sail for Europe yesterday, in the lnman steamer City of l'arls, but was compelled to delay bis departure, owing to bis sickness. Colonel Fred Gcrker. PHILADELPHIA, May 18. -Colonel FredQcrter, internal Bevenue Collector, died In this city this morning. He. was an Old friend of Samnel j. ltandall, by whose Influence he was appointed collector, jjeaiieuueuauwiu xemocrauoi.BE&tQ, , -. . - . , r ., . uravc-ninoBf ana was wen sjiown ,ra ooiraoai cir. CltWf AN EVENING OP HARMONY. A Good Programmo of Fine Music Superbly Kendercd-Tbo Closing Concert by the Mozart CInb and Boston Symphony Or. chestra. - The second ot the Mozart Club and Boston Symphony Orchestra concerts drew to Old City Hall last night another large audience, repre sentative of Pittsburg's most cultured and fashionable circles. As if satisfied with the triumphs of the first evening the home club gave this occasion entirely into tbe hands of Mr. Wilheim oericke and his superb orchestra. Mr. and Mrs. Georg Henschel, who are with the orchestra throughout the present tour, and Jlr. C. M. Loefiler, the second in rank among the peerless body of violinists, were the, solo ists tbat aided in the production of the follow ing programme: Overture-"Benevento Cellini," op. 23... Berlioz Song-"Die Loreley" LlKt Scherzo, from "Midsummer-night's Dream" i Mendelssobn Scotch Fantasie,forvlolln(two moTementsl.Brucb Variations, from tbe "BusUe Wedding" .Symphony Goldmark Wotan's Farewell and Fire Charm, from "Die Walknere" Wagner Scherzo Caprlccloso, op. 68 Dvorak It was not a satisfactory programme from any other standpoint than as a medium to dis play tbe resources and discipline of tbe orches tra. Tbe great predominance of tbe ultra modern scaool gave a continuous succession of brilliant bizarre effects that became cloying and wearisome toward the close. Tbe substi tution of some substantial, representative work of the classical or older romantic school Instead of, say, the Doorak piece would bave raised the artistic standard of the programme, and would at the same time have made it, by force of contrast, more effect ive and enjoyable, even to the less musical por tion of tho audience. Two years aso, on the previous visit of this orchestra to Pittsburg, a similarly unsatisfactory programme was pre sented; the third time, let us hope, will be better. So far as concerns the Interpretation of the selections made, very little but praise can be spoken. The only shortcomings tbat call for mention were in tbe Wagner Excerpt which was not played with the same finish and care tbat marked the others; there was a general falling short in this usually so effective score, that sugcested a lack of recent rehearsal upon It Nothing of this kind, however, marred tbe other selections. Not only were tbe extra ordinary technical resources of the band in all departments made fully apparent, but there were at every point evidences of the most painstaking discipline, the most careful attention to details of phrasing and shading, together with rare intelligence In reading and trne artistic sentiment all combining to con firm tbe position of tbe Boston Symphony Orcbestra as the finest In America, and to in crease the regrets witt) which the musicians of tbe country see Mr. Oericke lay down his baton and return to Vienna. Mrs. Hensehel's singing ot Liszt's beautiful song (how lovely it Is with the composer's own orchestration) renewedher conquest of the pre ceding night alike over musician and amateur. It was delicious, from every point of view. It is to be regretted that Mr. Hensehel's in troduction to a Pittsburg audience was not made In tbe role of JJyat in which he is su premerather than in tbe Wolan lines, which were both lingually and dramatically in comprehensible to most of bis bearers. One needs tbe stage scene, or, at least, mem ory of It, in order to f nil appreciation of this extract from the "Walknere." Mr. Henschel sang with a dramatlo Intensity and nobility of style, which made the very best of the situa tion. What a pity we could not have the op portunity of hearing 'these two great artists in one of tbeir altogether charming vocal recitals. Mr. Loefiler considerably deepened the favor able impression produced by bila playing b ere two years ago. He seems to bave undergone some artistic development In tbe meantime; bis style is broader and tbe whole effeot ot his plaj Ing more brilliant anof masterful. All honor to the unselfish and indefatigable workers of the Mozart Club, who by these two concerts have, more than ever proved their or- ganizatlon to' be not only the most enduring ut the most valuable element in our higher musical life. C. W. S. GLEAES HIS OWN SKIRTS. Marshal Needles Not Guilty of Luw-Brenk-Ins, If Ills Deputies Were. Washington. May 16. The Attorney Gen eral has received a report from T. B. Needles, of Indian Territory, in regard to the conduct of himself and deputies at the opening of Okla homa territory, on the 22d of April. "As far as I am concerned," be says, "X have not eqtered any land or lands, town lot or lots, in the Okla homa district and have no Interest whatever, directly or indirectly, near or remote, of any kind or nature, in any land or lease in the ter ritory. I do not know positively as to my deputies, but bave had an intimation that one of them has secured a town Jot in Gutbne, and one or two have entered quarter sections ot land. I am not positive as to this, but will at once ascertain the fact and report to you. I have heard of no other violations of tbe law by my deputies." ' Marshal Needles explains that he dldnOt fully investigate tbe action of bis deputies be cause two special agents ot tbe Land Office bave been engased for two weeks 'investigating tbe whole matter. Tbeir reports have been sent to Washington, and he presumed tbe At torney General had been fully advised in re gard to them. Attorney General Miller said this afternoon tbat it was just to Mr. Needles to say tbat the reports' of tbe special agents showed tbat he bad helped them materially lu tbeir investigations, and that there was nothing to show that be bad done anything wrong. The Attorney General added that ho would expect Marshal Needles to make an investigation of the action of bis deputies in entering lands. THE DUTY ON LEAD ORE. Arguments Mode For and Against Its Lower Classification. Washington, May 10. The hearing in re gard to the classification of lead ore was con tinued before Assistant Secretary Tich enor, of the Treasury Department, to-day. Ar guments in support of the present ruling, un der which lead ore, mixed with silver ore of greater value, is admitted free were made by ex-Governor McCrary, Judge J. K. McCammon, Oscar Keen, of Newark, and A. R. .Meyer, of Kansas City. Arguments in favor of a change in the practice, so as to compel lead ore to pay duty as lead, no matter how much silver may be contained In the ore, were made by Senator "Walcott of Colorado; ex-Govemor Grant, of Colorado; Mr. Sbeedy, of Colorado, and Mr. B. M. White, of New Mexico. The closing argu ment was made by Senator Walcott who said he represented no client in particular, but spoke against the free admission of foreign lead in the interests ot tbe whole people of his Btate. Assistant Secretary Tichenor says the ques tion will be thoroughly considered by the de partment but cannot well be decided for a month yet CORNERING THE JUTE TRUST.' Several Farmers Combine to Briog a Com bine to Terms. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Birmingham, Ala,, May 18. An important meeting of farmers assembled in this cify to day. It was composed ot about 100 delegates, representing every organization of farmers in the ten cotton-growing States. Tbe meeting was called for tbe purpose of adopting a sub stitute for jute bagclng, unless the trust would make favorable terms with the farmers, J. V, Donophin, of St Louis, representing the Jute Bagging Trust, appeared before the meeting aftd offered to self jute bagging at 10 cents. He could not make a contract for tbe entire season without authority from the officers of tho trust, and he was given until to-mortow to bear from them. ' If the trust refuses to make a contract not to advance prices during the cotton season, cot ton bagging manufactured by Southern mills will be adopted as a substitute for jute. OUR SILENT SENATOR. Oil City Blizzard: Mr. Quay seems to be running about everything in the State except ing tbe weather. Philadelphia Timet: 11 Fisherman Quay could bait his books with offices he could catch fish by tbe hundred without going near the water. New Yoek Commercfa! Jdtertlter: It may he true that there Is no politics in the special voting on the amendment, but there is a great deal of politics in Senator Quay. Providence Journal.- Senator Quay has announced tbat he will vote for the prohibitory amendment in Pennsylvania but it la more than suspected that he Is agin its' passage, Chicago Times: Chairman Quay is off for a week of fishing. Since Senator Sherman left the country Chairman Quay Is taking matters very quietly. When the Senator was here the Chairman slept with one eye open and a horse pistol under his pillow. Chicago News: Benator Quay has gone fish ing in a yacht along with Hamilton Dlsston, the man who makes saws. It is supposed that they are after sawfish. Mr. Dlsston is not the first Philadelphian to make money out of saws.' Ben Franklin used to fill hb almanacs with. them 'for the delqcteMoajjfLthe, shrewd,oldJ quakw.ta the daje'of fSw Harrison's great-; DTaBdUlsUr SOME POLITIC IN IT. Eohors Front (be Local. Republican Cosiest Everybody Confident The Commander of the -Forces Offices and Mr. Quay's Ability to Get Them. Colonel Bayne's headquarters are continually thronged with political workers, coming and going, and with important members of the. party dropping in from time to time for con sultation. No busier man could be found in Allegheny county during the past few days than tbe Colonel, but despito it all be was as calm and pleasant as though nothing ont ot the regular lino was in progress. Aloose fitting dark gray suit and a straw bat has neen ms unuorm, designed apparently more for comfort than ele gance, but worn with characteristic grace. Colonel Bayne bad advices from every district, but declined to give an estimate of the result He and bis followers express unbounded con fidence in their ability to win, bu tbe other side Is not a bit behind In this respect All through tbe city and county the hardest kind of hard work is In progress. "We are hust ling." is the watchword of tbe boor. That is nearly all that can be said about the fight The rest is merely tbe details of what the workers are doing. Tbe Quay men feel more confident of winning the Sixth Legislative district since Mr. Cox has abandoned the contest for thej)ls trict Attorneyship, and they refuse to abso lutely and unconaitionally part from the idea tbat there has been at least a little trouble be tween C. L. Mapoe and William Flinn. There is an unconcealed hope among tbem tbat the latter may be won over to their side. They would welcome him with open arms, and they like to bave him know it Talking About the Harm of It. Senator-Lines, of Susquehanna county, was in the city yesterday to see Senator Rutan, whom he found much improved in health. He was here after the adjournment of tbe Legis lature two years ago, when things seemed dif ferent between Messrs. Quay and Macee; Sen ator Lines was sorry for the sake of the party that things are as they are, and said so to Rep resentative Lemon. The latter agreed with him, and said he thought It a remarkably bad stroke of policy for the Quay people to bend their best energies to knocking out the men who had done the party work and won the party victories in Allegheny county. The Magee workers are hustling for their chieftain with as much vim as they ever did, but occasionally some of them remark dole fully on the tact tbat they are working the while against Federal offices. W. A. Magee. while predicting tbe usual large amount of victory tor his side, wanted to know if it didn't look just a little bit irregular for tbe Chairman of the Republican State Committee to come into a county to take the part of one of tho factions in a nurelv local fight Mr. Andrews. however, has claimed all along to be taking no band in tbe quarrel.but it is an unconcealed and unconcealable fact that he has not called upon the Magee people, nor they upon him, while his intercourse with tbe other side has been free and cordial. , The Old and tbe New. Mr. Warmcastle, it is said, will not take his place as Collector ot Internal Revenue until the 1st ot July, unless tbe Government should request him to do so sooner. He has been dis tinguishing himself during several days past as a bustler in the domain of practical politics, though he had previously won a reputation in this line in ward councilmanlc contests. Collector Bigler Is ready to step down and out at anytime. He is a Clearfield county man and is associated with Senator Betts, -of that county, in a great many business enterprises. It Is generally thought that Mr. Warmcastle was appointed on the expiration of Mr. Biglers term, Dut the latter gentleman explains that the office is one for which there is no fixed tenure. Mr. Bigler was at Harrisburg when Senate bill 70 was before the Honse and labored among tbe Democrats In the interest of Mr. Magee. This may account hi some measure, for tbe fact tbat his Is the first Democratic head to fall into the basket. Postofilee Beports Galore. The reports concerning the Pittsburg Post ofUco that were in circulation yesterday maybe loosely and yet accurately described as various. Mr. McKean is to be appointed next week; he is not to be appointed until Postmaster Lark ins' time expires: the Quay people will not get the place at all. but It will not go to Mr. Ford, Congressman Balzell being in favor of Frank Case, who was disappointed for the position of Collector of Internal Revenue; and last, but not least Mayor McCallinis mentioned as a compromise candidate, though who offers the compromise is not stated. It answered thepur pose of the Magee men to throw as much un certainty as possible around the postofilee ap pointment. An admission tbat tbe office would go to Mr. McKean would place tbe Quay peo ple in a position to offer rewards in so far as tne civil service ruies ao not inceriere. Air. McKean, however. Is not among the least ac tive of tbe Quay forces: and tbe fact that be expects to be postmaster, and will be if Mr. Quay can control the appointment, Is not with out its weight Just One Misunderstanding. It may not be generally known that Mr. Warmcastle was the choice of N. P. Beed for the Pittsburg Postofilee. Mr. Beod had in tended him to have it but Dick Quay slipped in here one day. and after he slipped out again saw his father and had it all fixed for Mr. McKean before anything had been said to Senator Quay about the matter. This didn't make matters very pleasant but oil was thrown upon tbe troubled waters by tbe promise of the internal revenue collectorshlp to Mr. Warmcastle. A gentleman who has re cently been In Washington brings the intelli gence now that there may be some trouble con cerning Mr. McKean's appointment, from tbe fact that Mr. Harrison llke4 to have the coun try understand that he is President and not Mr. Quay or any other person. Some emphasis has been laid on tbe fact that Mr. McKean is especially and particularly Mr. Quay's candi date, and Mr. Harrison may take It- into bis head to assert himself on tbe subject and show the country who holds the appointlng.power. Something Said to bo Wrong. The noise made over tbe supposition that the .silent statesman from Beaver was going to boss this administration is held to have injured Senator Quay at the White House, "and led to a disposition there not to givo him even tbat which is, speak ing from the point ot the practical politician, oniv his due. Cantaln Delanev. Librarian of the State Senate, who is an applicant for the position of Commissioner of Registration and Elections In Utah, is reported to bave lost con fidence in his chances because of tbis. There are five appointees to this commission tbree Republicans and two Democrats. Captain De laney practically bad the State at his back when he made the application. All the State officials, from the Governor down, 48 Senators and nearly all tbe Republican members of tbe Legislature indorsed him and wrote letters for him. Both United States Senators indorsed' him. More remarkable yet a letter of indorse ment was sent to Washington in bis behalf by ex-Senaxr Piatt of New York. Tbis was the only letter of indorsement written for anyone by Mr. Piatt Tbe only letter of indorsement written by N. P. Reed for any candidate for office was likewise written by him in Delaney's behalf. In view of all this. Captain Delaney expected to be tbe first person named on tbe commission. But two Republican members ot the commission have been appointed and Captain Delaney Is yet waiting. Tbis is said to make him think be will get left, and all because Mr. Harrison doesn't want it understood that Mr. Quay is President, Nevertheless, ' John Jarrett has been appointed at the behest ot Mr. Quay, thus in a measure at least nullifying snch talk. Some of HnrrUburs' Finest, Chief Clerk John W. Morrison, of the House ot Bepresentatives, returned to Pittsburg yes terday morning. He spent some days in Phila delphia after adjournment Representative Stewart who came in from Harrisburg last night where ho has neen getting street railway charters for clients, was at Quay headquarters this morning to inquire about the local fight Dr. Donaldson, member of the Legislature from Washington, who dropped in about the same time to see Captain Nesbit said Wash ington county is very much excited just now over the contest in the Republican party for the district attorneyship. The Governor's Chorus. From the Cincinnati Times-Star. The Pittsburg Exposition Society Invites tbe Governors ot Ohio, West Virginia and Mary land to assist with Governor Beaver, of Penn sylvania, at the exercises of the May Musical Festival. Air right Ohio can contribute to tbeiharmony while West Virginia can come In heavy on the "anvil chorns" or any branch of the programme requiring an extra expenditure of discord. It wftl be a loud festival. THE LAMENT OF THE ROSE. To-night I recline, debonair, On tbe breast of a ball-room's fair queen. And mv fragrance enriches the air As she moves in the dances serene; And I drink in her lover's soft words, As encircling her Eebc-llke waist Be avers that of all the fair flowers The Jacque rose is most to bis taste. But alas! far too brief Is my Joy, For to-morrow my reign will be o'er, And tho sweet lips that sounded my praise In the morning wUl court mo no more; But instead I'll be torn all apart . ':And be thrown la a bric-a-brac vase, : . Whlu-p- farirnttfTi raid .nlAM and S< .- iii-L" ? "- : -r ---. . ,, x&j. ja I'll sign for myMIeyoa avrKTSttSmSS Armurjg,'ji.iBHmn,jH,inweviim, GOSSIP OP GREAT GOTHAM. Couldn't Stand HU Race Losses, !HEW TOES BDBXAU SFiCIALI.l New Yobk, May 16. Francis D. Dnffin,'a printer, GO years old, bet (500 on Hanover at the Brooklyn handicap yesterday, and killed himself in a Brooklyn hotel late last night Baffin had a comfortable home and tfOO in the bank. When he started for the Qravesend track he told his wife tbat ha would return a rich man. As soon as Exile had won the race be hurried hack to Brooklyn, took a room at a hotel, closed the windows, turned on the gas, threw himself on the bed and died. No Of oney in Soiling Oat a Man. The property of William R. poster. Jr., who defrauded the Produce Exchange gratuity fund of (193,000 by forging mortgages, was sold at Bajport, L. L, yesterday and to-day. Miss Lulu Foster, his adopted daughter, bid in the handsomest oil paintings at prices between t200 and SSOQ. Mr. Foster's steam yacht which cost him 132,000 a short time ago, brought only 17,000. Some 110,000 worth of wine was sold tor 81,000. The Directors of the gratuity fund are very far from getting even with Mr. Foster by selling him out Colonel Shepard to Braneb Oat Some. Mortgages for (10,000 on tbe Brooklyn Stand-ard-Union have been foreclosed by the New York Life Insurance Company. The paper has been losing money, though reorganized and boosted in about every way known to stock holders in failing newspapers, but always with out success. Several big drygoods dealers who were stockholders agreed, one year ago, to give the paper enough advertising to pay tne expenses of editing and printing it Rumors are afloat that Colonel Elliott F. Shepard, ot tbe Afaif and Express, thlnkl of buying what Is left of the Btandird- Vnton and of converting it into a red hot Republican dally. Colonel Shep ard's business manager, however, says thit Colonel Shepard wouldn't have the Btandard Union If he could, because ne expects to start a Brooklyn edition of tbe Hail and Exprtu next September, ' A Divorce Evidently la Order. Mrs. Frank Harrison, of Brooklyn, wishes a divorce from her husband. Mr. Harrison is a man ot some wealth. He belongs to four yacht clubs and is a captain In the crack Brooklyn regiment Mrs. Harrison says that he fell in love with the wife of a brother yachts man some months ago and altogether behaved himself as improperly as a husband could. Mr. Harrison is perfectly willing to be rid of 'bis wife. He thinks she has worn too low necked dresses at several large balls and has played fast and loose with a young man whose name-is not Harrison. This yonng man played high jinks with Mrs. Harrison's heart while he was picnicking on Mr. Harrison's yacht Mr. Harri son is a man of wide reading and has ben a great traveler. His income is about $3,000 a year and nls only business to spend it Placed a Few Dollars on Exile. Pierre Lorillard was one of tbe few horse men who did not expect Hanover or Terra Cottato win the Brooklyn handicap. He bet 600 on Exile, and cleared more than 18,000 on the Investment No Longer One of tho Diamond Kings. John J. Burdock, the famous baseball player, and "King of tbe second, base," has retired from active work on the diamond to become a clerk In a ready-made clothing store here. She Waited for 11 er Mother to Ble, Miss Tillla Frellnghuysen, daughter of the late Secretary of State.Frederick T. Frellng huysen, was married tb H. Winnie Gray", in Newark, tbls afternoon. On account of the recent death of Mrs. Frellnghuysen the wed ding was private. Mr. Gray was formerly tbe husband of William R. Travis' daughter, from whom he was divorced. It Is said that the bride has long had an attachment for Mr. Gray, but as his suit was not regarded with favor by her mother, she remained single until tha present time. An Attachment for Boss Coghlan. Discouraged with waiting for Rose Coghlan to pay him a visit, Jndge Holmes, of the City Court to-day issued an attachment for her. She had been ordered to show cause to-day why she should not be punished for contempt in failing to appear in proceedings supplementary to execution on a judgment obtained against her by tha Fourth National Bank. SJje did not come in person, but her attorney, A, Hlrsch field, presented her affidavit stating that sha was sick; that she had no intention of disobey ing the order of the court and that sha sup posed her lawyer would settle the matter. The affidavit of her physician, E. H. Culver, set forth that on the day she was ordered to appear that she was confined to her bed with chronic tonsillitis. Mr. Hirschfleld made an affidavit to the effect that he had arranged for an easy settlement of the debt, and that it was under stood with tbe bank's attorney tbat no advant age should be taken of Miss Cogblan's illness. In consideration of these statements, Jndge Holmes granted a stay of proceedings until to morrow, in order tbat Miss Coghlan might have an opportunity to appear voluntarily. " A 1Y0MAN HERMIT. The Strange Occupant of a Mountain Cave In a Dreary Region. Columbia, Pa., May 18. A woman who claims York as her home, but who refuses to reveal her name, is creating a sensation in up per Lancaster county by her hermit life in the woody retreats near Falmouth, where she oc cupies three caves in one of the wildest and least frequented spots in tbls section. She is supposed to be a religious fanatic, and hundreds of people have ventured into hr forest home to examine her romantic habita tion. Her cave is divided Into tbree compartments. The first is 3 feet wide, 8 feet long and 6 feet high. In the rear of this Is a second cave 8, feet long, 8 feet wide and 7 feet high, in which sheprepares herf oodgathered by foraging in the neighborhood. Back of this is a third cave 9 feet high, 6 feet wido and 10 feet long, in which isarudobedof leaves and an old blanket to protect her from the cold. POISONED BY CORNED BEEF. Two 'New Jersey Families Made Seriously ,111 by Eating Meat. Newark, N. J., May 16, The family of John Radel. President of the South Orange Horse Railroad Company, are suffering from poison ing occasioned by eatyig corned beef in the form sold in skins like sansage. They pur chased the beef from a butcher on Monday and partook freely of it yesterday. Last night they were in agony and toward morning fell into a profound slumber from which they were aroused with difficulty. It is believed tbe beef in its preparation was cooked in a cooper vessel of some sort Tbe family of James Douglass are similarly af fected. PENNSYLYANIA PRODUCTS. A CHURCH in Montrose announces a "lemon squeeze sociable." A Mechanicsbcbg sparrow stubbed its bill trying to get at a bunch of wax cherries In a milliner's window. A couple of young men at Tionesta cot out (near tbe depot Sunday and incidentally shot 82 rattlesnakes. Xhe -thirty-third was captured alive. The Lancaster Inquirer credits Joseph Shirk, of Spring Grove, now In his 70th year, with having been. tbe inventor of the revolver and other Implements, and says that being a Men nonite, he never bothered about patent rights. Zadoce Seklt, of Plum township, Venango county, is still managing a farm at tha very great age of S3 years. Mr. Serly retains his mental faculties to a remarkable degree, and until this spring was active la all tha affairs of life. L. O.Bennett showed a Wellsboro editor several stalks of rye almost four feet in length and the beads more than half grown. He says he has got six acres of such rye at Niles Valley, and thinks it Is a remarkable growth for this time of the year. A Habrisburo driver having run over a fine dog, lifted it tenderly into his wagon and drove on. Fifty yards further on he ran over andbad ly hurt a boy named Baker, whereupon ha rattled ont of sight without waiting to learn of bis victim's condition. - Mb. Stiles, of Norrlstown, has a horse that is a high liver. He cats confectionery, cake and ice cream, and will walk up on tbe paveaeat to the front store door, gejelBgiagly at a bwwk of banaaM Battt oae Is peeled aad give tehlau' His tart,' however, is daemved M tM MMeM C a CUE10US CONDENSATIONS. A MJfpound hog wa recently caught at Delaware City. A swallow has built its nest on the top of the Eiffel tower. A goat at Goshen, Ind., stole two f20 notes from her owner's coat pocket and ate them. City Treasurer Henry Wblford, of Lou isville, Ky born In Pnlladelphla 83 years ago, has been half his Ufa in office. A Mrs. Kirkbam, residing In Freder ick, 111., and weighing only SO pounds, is the mother ot three children born last week. It is estimated that more than 400,009 orange trees have been planted in San Ber mardlno and Los Angeles counties, CaL, this season. A street in the city of Tacoms, In tit new State of Washington, has been named Whittier. Tha nearest street to it bears tb name ot Langtry. A bear came upon the premises of Charles Vogler, of Moltke, Presque county, Mich., recently and lugged off a calf and sheep while Mrs. Vogler looked on in consider able astonishment. 'Here is a marriage notice clipped from a Cleveland paper: "In Guilford, Medial county, Ohio, on the 2d inst, by B. Wilsoa, Esq, Mr. Samuel D. Curtis to Miss Sally Mur phy, after a tedious courtship ot 15 years. which waa borna with Christian fortitude and patience." Friday morning lightning struck the house of a farmer living near Portsmouth, Mich., and tore the cook stova apart where It was put together without breaking a single piece. The lightning then glanced into another room and tore all tbe plaster from the ceiling. In addition, the locks were torn from every doorinto house. Hiss Kate Young, teacher of the West Sebewa (Mich.) school, took anorel method ot supplying a demand that tha school board re fused to heed. Sha had each pupil bring an egg, and then sold them at a convenient gro cery. With the proceeds she purchased towels and soap, and tha appearance of tho children after play hours is much improved. Yonng Mr. Hulin, who lived on Tallapoosa-river, In Clay county, Alabama, went seining a few days since with some neighbors. On quitting Mr. Hulin had a heavy bag of fish around bis neck. He decided to take a swim. Getting into deep water, tbe fish pulled him under. He managed to rise to the surface once, but Immediately sank, and was never seen again. At a swell wedding in Brooklyn a set of diamonds, valued at $500, which had been pre sented to tha bride by the groom, were missed. A detective who was present said he thought ha could lay his hand.on tha thief. After con sulting with the bride's father, he proceeded to tbe room, ot her brother and found in the pock ets of bis pantaloons J150 and a pawn ticket for the missing jewels. Some of the largest mountain trout ever caught east of the Rocky Mountains are being taken from the Willow river, tbree miles from Hndson. Wis, These trout were fry four years ago. being less than half an inch In length when shipped there at that time from the Mad ison hatchery and planted iu Willow river. They are now being captured daily welching four or fire pounds, while one was caught last Sunday weighing five and three-quarter pounds dressed, An unusual accident occurred at the picnlo at Pate's mill, Warren county, Georgia A couple of well-known young people held entire possession ot a buggy, and engaged in conversation. A wandering swarm of bees, In search of a hive, were unable to resist tbe op portunity to gather in tbe sweets, and made a sadden descent upon tbat buggy. Couple and bees were terribly mixed for a whUe, but a thrifty negro soon bad the bees hived and tha original status was restored. The Mayor of Tama City, lows, has telegraphed for the President of the State Board of Health to coma up there at once. Ha says the Iowa river is full of dead fish, and they go floating by Tama City by tbe cart load, mak mak-1"! witr h ftb X d ' A ing people sick ana inreaiening,ine town v an epidemic He says the river is fnll of decaying fish as far as Marsballtown. and thinks It Is due to the Marshalltown Glnc' Works, that empty their refuse into the ' As this refuse consists largely of dilut phuric acid, it is considered very unhr for tha fish. A nervous yonng man, who cal tha President fidgeted around "for a then walked boldly up to him, and said: "Some time ago I made an application for an appointment I want it awfully bad. I don't care for it myself, but the fact is, Mr. Presi dent" and here the young man blushed to the tips of his hair. "1 am engaged to be married. Unless I get tbls appointment tbe engagement won't stand. Toere, you have it and now you know why I am so anxious." It is said tbat the card bearing tbe name of the applicant and tbe office be wants was laid carefully away by tba President and tbat the young man is likely to ba made happy. G. A. B. Bible, one of the county school commissioners of fiade county, Alabama, tells of a snake he killed In his yard. It was what is known as the horned species and a very poison ous reptile. Instead of biting it strikes with is tail, which has a horn on it He said tbat he once saw one strike a dog and in 15 minutes tha dog was dead from the effects of the poison in tbe born. Tho snake that Mr. Bible killed also had fangs. It was flVe feet long and the horn was three inches, showing that it was a very old one. It is said that this species of snakes are so poisonous as to even kill a tree If they should happen to strike it with their horn. They ara very uncommon. A woman was seen at the Brandywine, near Pocopson station trying to drown a cat She had a stone tied to it, and gathering the eat up into her apron she waded Into tha stream and dropped it The string attached to the stone was so long that it allowed tbe cat to come to the surface and swim around In a cir cle. She then seized a stick and pushed the cat under. Finally three boys came along and offered aid. They took the cat from the water and went on a lynching expedition, but the cat wouldn't die. They then tied a big rock to the feline's neck, and dropped her from tha roof of a barn. After two hours' work a passing sportsman was called, and pussy died with a charge of buckshot in ber bead. CHUNKS OF HUMOR. He BtnewHer. Wile Iwantyoutotako my advice, love. .HubbyAll right my dear. Bcmemoer. I have taken It now, and never attempt to give it to ma again, X. Evening Sun. Doctor. Your blood is deficient in qual ity, Mr. Jones. What you need Is more iron in tbe system. Mr. Jones Tbat can't be, doctor. X bave stepped on at least tacks with my bare feet since house cleaning begxn.Eurtingta Dree Prett. Ontrageous. So yon don't like tall women I asked a decided misanthrope of a friend. "Not a bit If I ever marry it shall be the smallest one I can And." "Quite right my boy of two evils choose the least." Judge, Briggs. What the dickens are you ap. plaudlng that Jay for? Why, he can't sing that songany better than a 14-year-old boy. Braggs I know be can'C butl thought I would applaud him for his magniflcent exhibition of nerve. Terrs Jlaute Express. Mrs. Gadd. Yon look tired, Mrs. Gabb. What Is the matter? Mrs. Gabb-Tired! I'm. nearly dead. I have sat at my batbroom window for seven weeks right along, listening to the sounds In the parsonage next door, and I haven't heard a cross word yet Sew lork Weekly. Deacon. Were you at church yesterday, Mr. Toper? Mr. Toper I was not. Deacon Sorry. We had a splendid .sermon on the consti tutional amendment. Von missed It. Toper (sadly) I guess not. I got it aU from my wife last night before I went to tlctp.-Loicelt CMsen. "Professional. A dentist's wife gave an entertainment. Daring the course of the evening, which had proved an unusuaUy dull one, Miss Lucy, tha eldest oUve branch, approached the piano with a concerto in D minor under ber arm. Guest (with evident alarm)-Are anssthetlcs given here during the opera tlant-Juttge. "I can say what few men can," announced an OU City man with a lUac-colored nose. ' 5 'Anrt wht1 thltf" . ,.. "That I do not knowwhat Intoxicating UquotJJ liquor-JV".,. rollsC tastes like." it -atsfb "Which only proves that you are a greater ua than most men. answered the other as he Stroll away. Stiztara. . XJ'C "OSX TOUCH OT NATCEX.'1 -; From out its "cream-laid" envelops) n . I draw her dainty note, - And on the air around me ' Her own "wood violets" float, c With sweet anticipation I ope. tbe well-filled sheet And aflts fond beginning My pulses wudly beat. 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