Vifrj' v Baaj-vi: -V " ftv r w S-f', THE PITTSBIIRG DISPATCH,' MONDAY; MAY' 18,' ' 188ft -U. . V R t 4 ESTABLISHED FEBBUARY 8, IS18. VoL.44, Jio.S5. Entered at Pittsburg Postoffict, oi ember K ISS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and. Publishing- House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average net circulation of the dally edi tion of The Dispatch for alx month ending May 1.1SS9, 28,051 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday cdi , tton of The Dispatch for April, 1SS9, 46,143 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FEEE IN THE UNITED STATES. DAILY DisfAtch, One Year. S 8 00 .DAn.TDibPATCH.Per Quarter 2 00 -Daily Dispatch, One Month. u Daily dispatch, Including Sundsy, one vear JO W Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, per1 quarter. 2 80 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one month.., 90 SUNDAY DisrATCH, one year. .. 150 AMxkly Dispatch, one year ... 1 25 The Dailt Dispatch la delivered by carriers at J5 cents per week, orlncludlngtheSundayeditlon, at SO cents per week. PITTSBURG, MONDAY, MAY 13, 183. SUCCESSFUL FLASHES OF SILENCE. It is a source of undoubted gratification to observe the very creditable appointment of Mr. Warmcastle, and the intimation that more good things arc coming. The qualifi cation is not only founded on the promise of excellent character for Pittsburg appoint ees, but it is enhanced by the indication that Senator -Quay has taken tc heart the friendly and admiring advice of TheDis patch to bear in mind that great rnle of action -which he laid down to GoTernor Beaver several years ago. At the time that The Dispatch found it necessary to remipd the Senator of, his own rnle, the Junior Senator showed a dis position to be exceedingly talkative. The administration, John Sherman and the office seekers all came in as subjects of the Senator's far from complimentary remarks. But when the departure from that guiding principle, "Don't talk," was pointed out, the Senator evidently changed his course. Since then he has been saying nothing -and sawing wood. "With the result of that taciturnity appearing in such a good ap pointment as Mr. Warmcastle, the public will be willing that the golden keys of silence shall put a perpetual double-lock on the lips of the Senator. Most people will agree in putting this ap pointment down to the credit of Senator Quay's last brilliant flash of silence. But it is worth while to remember, in the same connection, that Colonel Bayne has not been talking to any great extent for some time past The gallant Colonel is also able to saw wood without being vocifeious over it GL0BY FOR BOTH. "Can you tell me, "-asked General Rose crans in a recent interview, "where -Sherman ever won a battle?" This extraordin ary indication of the extent to which the enmity between the heroes of the war is carried, seems to warrant extreme measures for suppressing the revival of the old bat-J ties. Probably bherman s advocates will .reply that they will be glad to point out the battles that Sherman won. It certainly seems as if the capture of Atlanta, the march to the sea, the capture of Savannah, and march from Savannah to Johnson's surrender, would compare favorably with the military feats of General Sherman's assailant To open up fresh controversy is not only indiscreet, but in bad taste on Bosecrans part He shouldre xuember the saying: "There is glory enough for alL" His own military record is excel lent with the exception of the unfortunate defeat of Chickamauga, and he should be satisfied with his meed of praise for what he did perform without begrudging Sherman the fame of his great achievement The old heroes did enough fighting during the war, and they should not keep on with the un grateful task of fighting each other 25 years after its close. There is glory enough for both Sherman and Bosecrans. SAIL VERSUS BOODLE. President Webber and Cashier Hunt, of the Bank of Forest City, were sitting out in front of the bank on Tuesday last talking pleasantly about baseball, when three' masked villains came up and covering the bank officers with revolvers removed the in stitution's assets at their leisure. This was a rather remarkable novelty in the way of bank breaking. "We should not have been so greatly surprised had the president and cashier of the Forest City Bank, after their interesting chat about the national game, packed their valises and started on a tour with the bank's funds in their inside pockets. Possibly the superior enterprise of the foreign robbers merely an ticipated the bank officers. It will be a les son to intending defaulters not to waste their time these bright mornings ,on base ball gossip, but to be up and stealing before the unscientific but effectual burglar ar rives. This'incident is another substantial proof of the universality of the national game's popularity. "When presidents and cashiers of banks prefer to spend their time outside their desks In the discussion of baseball, to the neglect of their large opportunities to absorb the treasure intrusted to them by singularly credulous people, it is evident that the-great drama of the diamond pos sesses immense power of attraction. "WHERE THEY SHOULD SEEK IT. One of the least satisfactory of the indica tions of the present day is afforded by the statement that thousands of the Oklahoma boomers who were disappointed in their hope of securing land there, are making their way to Dakota with the intention of waiting until the .Sioux reservation is thrown open to settlement This not only indi cates the pressing nature of the demand for new lands, but it shows the general under standing and practical acceptance of the idea, that it must be satisfied out of the Indian reservations. It is natural that pioneers and settlers should be pn the qui vive for every oppor tunity of acquiring free homesteads. "We are heartily in favor of the policy of dis tributing the available lands among actual settlers. But it is not a satisfactory indication of popular feeling that takes for granted that the lands which will be thrown open will be those that can be taken away from the weak est holders, or bought from the most ignor ant ones at the least proportion of their true value. It is a cogent fact that more good land is tied up in railway land grants than in Indian reservations; and whatever the proportion qn which no consideration was fairly-given by the grantee, there is an ad ditional pertinence in the fact that no land grant corporation has a title half so good, or j confirmed by such solemn agreements, as these which conferred the Indian reserva tions on treir owners. It may be a question whether the land grants should be recalled or forfeited. But it is plain that legislation should give its attention to securing that all the land grants shall be opened to settlement on equitable terms, before the Indian reserva tions are disturbed. It the people of the "West would make this demand with the same urgency as that with which they are pressing for the opening of the Indian reservations it would be more creditable to them. ITS MOST WOHDEHFUL BESULT. It is remarkable what a difference is made by a very slight change of circumstances. No more striking illustration of this is re quired than the remarkable illumination of new light recently-undergone by Philadel phia on the suDj'ect of natural gas. Readers of the Philadelphia newspapers during the introduction of natural gas in Pittsburg will remember the conservative and dense disapproval with which our co temporaries regarded such a novelty. .Every explosion of escaped gas called for the editorial conviction that the dangers of the gas outweighed its usefulness. Every gas well that lost its presure evoked declarations that the supply was failing, and that the capital put into gas ventures was a dead Ices. In short, natural gas in Pittsburg was, according to Philadelphia opinion, an entirely unprecedented and un reliable novelty. But in sinking a well at Spreckels' new sngar refinery a puny six-foot jet of marsh gas was developed. In the Pittsburg gas fields wells ten-fold that volume are thrown away as useless. But this was big enough to set our Philadelphia friends to telling what wonderful things can be accomplished by natural gas. The expansion of great manufacturing industries has already been mapped out, and that formerly reprobated agent has been adopted to the extent of a declaration in the Philadelphia Prett that "natural gas is the one thing needed to make Philadelphia the great manufacturing cen ter, and she is going to have it if it is in the earth." This is useful as showing that the little gas jet at Philadelphia has already accom plished its utmost wonderful feat It has made our esteemed Philadelphia cotem poraries wake up. HO STEEL TBUST YET, One of the loose statements which are very widely made concerning the existence of combinations to repress competition is furnished by the assertion of the Baltimore iera'd with regard to the consolidation of steel manufacturing concerns in Chicago, that "The Steel Trust, of which so much has been said, is now an acknowledged reality." The vital feature of a trust or combination is to repress competition by the union of ail the concerns engaged in that industry, and beyond that, some primary efforts at least, in the way of excluding the rise of new competition. There have been attempts of that sort in the Bessemer steel industry in the past; but at present the situation is entirely free from a single one of those features. The consolida tion of manufacturing concerns in Chicago is still confronted with' the competition of. the Pittsburg, Johnstown, Harrisbnrg and 1 other Eastern concerns. Of these the Ed gar Thomson and Cambria are fully tbe equals of the consolidated Chicago concerns in capital and ability to 'produce Bessemer steel at the lowest figures, More than that, the ability to bring in new concerns at a mere tithe of the capitalization of the old ones is demonstrated by the rise of the Alle gheny Bessemer Company, which, with an investment of one-twentieth the capital of the older concerns, is able to sell rails as cheaply as any of them. The difference between consolidation in a single corporation and combinations in a trust or pool is distinctly shown in the steel industry. "Whatever may have been done in the past in the steel trade, or whatever may be in reserve for the future, the present situation is entirely free from any combina tion to restrict competition or to raise prices. The evidence of that fact is found in the market reports which now quote steel rails at the lowest prices ever known. Coloxxl John A. Cockebill's recent remark that he is still anxiously trying to fit himself for the newspaper profession, which he adopted twenty-five years ago, in dicates an expectation on his part that he will be permitted to run the boss newspaper in the next world. Touching the arrival of Colonel Fred Grant at Vienna, the esteemed Chicago Timet remarks that "Mr. Cleveland's Min ister to Austria was rejected and that this country has had no Minister at that post for nearly tour years,'-' and, therefore, that "Colonel Grant will no doubt look under the bed as soon as he gets located and find out what devilment the' Emperor has been engaged in all these years." It is true that one Keiley was unable to convert himself into persona graty at tbe Austrian court; bnt the diplomatic lists bear the name of A. B. Lawton as Minister to Austria, appointed by President Cleveland in 1887. Are we to understand the esteemed Times to accuse Mr. Lawton, while drawing the very com fortable salary of that office, to have failed to discharge its sole duty of looking under the bed? The declaration of the Delaware peach growers that there will be an excessive crop of peaches, is calculated to arouse doubts upon the subject Itis generally discreet to copper the statements of the Delaware in terest about the peach crop. "The report that Wanamaker and Quay are to be pitted against each other in the Pennsylvania prohibition fight will send a shock through the country," remarks the St Lpuis Pott-JPitpatch. As we have a deep affection for our S(. Louis cotemporary, we hope that it will survive the shock of learning that both Quay and "Wanamaker have announced that they will vote for the prohibition amendment, though wjth slight hopes of being on the winning side. THE wholesale baptism of three hundred colored converts at Richmond yesterday looks like progress. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and in this case there seems reason to hope that it will prove an in gredient A Dctluth manufacturer has introduced a new element into the labor question by increasing the wages of all hands who are married and informing the others that their services will not .be required after the end of the month unless they are married by that time. He evidently Intends to make a practical test of the question whether mar riage is a failure ornot The numerous persons who are" trying to answer Bishop Potfer, by proving that there was corruption in Washington's time, make the strongest case. against their clients by the practical confession involved in their defense. . The Governmentof Corea has executed a rich man named Boka for paying all the taxes levied on the poor people of his town. The millionaires of this country will be prompt to accept the warning. They will hereafter abstain from doing anything to lessen the burdens of poverty for fear of ulterior consequences. The general expressions of newspaper approval over the appointment of Frank Palmer almost justify the hope that he will make the Uongretslonai Stccrrd a live paper. There may be room for a difference of opinion; but is it not worth while to con sider whether "sacred concert" troupes that avoid collision with the law by promptly snipping the town, would not thow more re spect for the statute by giving their per formance during the week? PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Saba Bebnhabdt, who has always smoked cigarettes, has now taken to mild cigars. She remains, as usual, fond of newspaper puffs. Mbs. Frances Hodgson Bubnett recent ly remarked that if she had known tbe penal ties of fame she would never have written a line. Whether Ben Butler ever stole spoons or not, Ids a tradition of Colby University, where he graduated, that be stole the clapper of the college bell during his sophomore year. Mb. John G. Whittieb has a p6t dog named Robin Adair, and whenever any one sings that charming ballad in his ptesence he walks up to the piano and stands by the sing ei's side, wagging his tail until the song is sung. Woed comes of tbe death of Rev. Marma duke Miller, long the foremost minister of tbe United Methodist Free Church in England. He made himself conspicuous during the Ameri can Rebellion by championing vigorously tbe Union cause. Miss Rosa Evangeline Angel is the oweet name of a newly fledged Cincinnati poet ess, of whom a local admirer says: "She has caught the subtle charm of melody, and has learned how to weave her thought into the sweetest of music." Colonel Olcott, the apostle of Esoteric Buddhism, is at present visiting Japan, and has had a somewhat mixed jeception from Buddhist priests there. At Kioto, the old cap ital, he was regarded as a heretic, and was shown bnt scant courtesy by the priests, but in Tokiohewas warmly received. Two priests were sent to It okohama to meet him, and he was carried oft to a Buddhist monastery. Among John Bright's sincerest mourners in this country was Edward Finch, a mule spin ner at Providence, R. L "While a corporal in a British regiment Finch fell under the displeas ure of a superior officer, a vindictive young sprig of nobility, who finally had him tried by court martial and sentenced to be flogged. Finch's brave young wife hurried to London and told her story to Mr. Bright who used his influence with the War Department so success fully that the soldier was released. Later jjr Bright furnished blm the means for obtaining his discbarge and Finch and his family came to this country. WOMAN AGAINST BBRPEKT. Mrs. Strait Vanquishes a Boa Constrictor In a Dark Cellar From the Kansas City Traveler. 3 One of the most perilous battles between a woman and a large boa constrictor occurred at Grand View last evening. y About 7 o'clock, as Mrs. H. N. Strait, tbe handsome and accomplished young wile of. H. N. Strait, of the Wyandotte Plumbing Com pany, descended into the cellar of their resi dence on Sixteenth street, Grand "View, she was startled by a loud hiss and two fiery red eyes looking directly at her. Returning with a lamp, the lady discovered a large snake coiled around a piece of wood. Taking a. coal shovel in her hand, lire. Strait prepared to do battle with the monster. The fiist blow seemed to infuri ate the reptile, and, with a loud hiss, it sprang at the now thoroughly alarmed but brave wo man. A blow from the shovel knocked the thrust aside, and with the rapidity of lightning tbe snake again prepared to strike. Five con ecntive times did the huge monster retreat, and then plunge through the dimly lighted air at the woman who was so nobly defending herself. At last a well di rected stroke knocked tbe reptile to the floor, and seemed to stun it for a moment. The glistening eyes had now become two fascinating- balls of flame, and the great tanas worked with awful velocity. Following up the blow. Mrs. Strait succeeding in killing the boa, and with fast faillne strength she reached the floor above, where helpsoon reached her. Mr. Strait is in Washington Territory, where he is largely interested in a newly discovered mica mine, and his wife was alone with the servants. A party of neighbors were sum moned, and tbe snake carried into tbe wood shed. It proved to be a boa constrictor, and measured 11 feet and 8 inches from the head to tbe tip of the tail. It is supposed to have escaped from some menagerie, presumably the London circus, which is now at Armourdale. GO BOOTH, JOPG MAS. A Golden Opportunity In Colombia for Im migrants and CapItnlUti. Washington, May ,12. Mr. Edmund W. P. Smith, for eight years United States Consul at Cartbagenia, Republic of Colombia, but for tbe past two years in business there, Is in tbe city. He says that there Is a great field for Ameri can enterprise in the Republic of Colombia. Electric lights, water works, railroads and Ice machines are particularly wanted. The Gov ernment is disposed to be liberal. Concessions will be given to bona, fide capitalists for 25 years, and in the case of tbe water works the Government will guarantee 7 per cent on tbe capital Invested for 25 years. Emigration is particularly desired, and in order to infuse new blood into the Republio tbe Government will pay the passage of an emigrant, give bim $6 a month, 250 acres of land, a cow, two pigs, a plow, and help him build his house and trans port him free from tbe seaport to the point where he desires to locate. Dr. Nunez the new President of Colombia, who took office in 1S85, Mr. Smith says, is a well educated man of broad and liberal views, and in favor of the pronation of friendlier commercial and social relations between the United States and Colombia. Tbe people have also overcome much of the distrust of the Dnitcd States which the French, English and Germans engendered by endeavoring to con vince tbe Colombians that the Monroe doctrine meant the subordination of the South Amer ican countries to tbe United States. Most of the trade of the country Is controlled by the Germans and English, whose representatives are met everywhere, while a traveler for an American Arm is rarely met with. THE OLDEST PAIR OP TWINS. Venerablo Undertakers of Germantown, Each 81 Years of Ate. Philadelphia, May 12. Samuel and John Wise, who are believed to be the oldest pair of twins In tbe UnitedtStates, if not in the world, reached their 81st birthday yesterday. Both learned the undertaking and cabinetmaking business, and from 1S23 to 1S63 carried on that business at Main stree and East Washington lane, Gennantown. The site has been continu ously used for that purpose since 17(S. The two brothers resemble each other very closely, and even .their relatives have got "Uncle Sammy" and "Uncle John" badly mixed up. Both are widowers, both were twice married, bothdiave the same number of de scendants and both are very deaf. Their physi cal health is good, and they are two as jolly old gentlemen as one will meet in a day's ride in a stagecoach. It.has only been within' a few years that they have shown any signs of rati. tual decay. Neither of them ever used tobacco or any strong stimulants. Many friends called to congratulate them yesterday. VISITING BAPTIST PREACHERS. They Fill the Pulpits or All Memphis Evan gellcal Churches. Memphis, May 12. The pulpits of all the Evangelical Churches in the city were filled this forenoon by visiting ministers, who are in attendance as delegates to the Baptist Conven tion now in session here, Memorial services in respect to the late President James P. Boyce were held this after noon at the Cumberland Presbyterian Church, on Court street, Addresses were delivered by Rev. J. L. Burrows, of yjrginla:,Bev. H. Hi Tucker, of Georgia; Rev.,liU,' Durgan, Of oouiu Carolina ana J. a. turner, oi xexas, To-night services are being held in all the J churches of the city. , jrvi4 A DAY IN LANCASTER. At the Tomb of Stevens and the Home of Bacfaannn A IMennonlte Friend of tbe Late Dr. Hosteller Planked 6hnd as feerved Fresh From (he Susquehanna A Long Drive Throng" a Rich Country Its Points of Interest. rFPOM A STA1.P COBBESrONMNT.I HarriSbUeo. Stay 12. On Friday three cor respondents of Pittsburg papers saw a large section of Lancaster county as the guests of Hon. E. K. Martin, In the party were also Representatives Kauffman and Baldwin, of Lancaster county, and at Columbia Hon. A. J. Kauffmann and Mr. Robert Conklin were added to it On the return to Lancaster in tbe evening the party was joined by Mr. Bowsmau and Mr. Messner, who are prominent in the politics of Eastern Pennsylvania. On arriving at Lancaster from Harrisbnrg in tbe morning, Mr. Martin's guests were taken to his law office, where they were introduced to Congressman Brosius, Judge Livingston, ex-Chairman Hen sel and othe'r distinguished citizens. The ar rival of the carriages interrupted this pleasant feature of the day, and Mr. Martin's guests, after driving to the residence of Mr. Bowsman, where refreshments were served, were taken to the grave of Thaddeus Stevens, in a little pri vate cemetery. s t The noble inscription on tbe simple tomb of the great apostle of freedom, reciting that, con sistent with his life, he preferred Interment in. a spot where distinctions of race did not in trude, to a more ostentations reitingplace has often made many a. heart swell with pride. When James G. Blaine visited Lancaster bo was taken to the unadorned resting place of the great Pennsylvaman by Mr. Martin, and as be read the inscription his eyes glistened. Taking the rose from his buttonhole bo leaned over tbe iron railing and placed it in a little nicbo in' the stone as a tribute to one who reflected more than honor on his native State. Mr. Martin took pains to secure the rose the next morning, and it is now laid away among his choisest treasures. His guests gathered violets that grew near his grave as mementoes. 1 1 From the grave ol Stevens In this little ceme tery, owned by a family that has not closed it as a resting placp against any human being of any race, the party drove to the residence of Mr. Martin, and thence to tbe former residence of James Buchanan, Democratic predecessor of Grover Cleveland in the chair of the Chief Ex ecutive of the nation. The plain brick struc ture, reached by way of a long avenue,presents no particularly attractive features aside from the memories that necessarily cluster around it The settlement of the Mennonites Is near at hand, and the property of this plain, simple, industrious, peculiar and wealthy people is a shining example of the richness of Lancaster county. Mr. Schenk.one of the principal mem bers of the community, cordially greeted Mr. Martin's guestsapd talked to them about the late Br. Hostetter, with whom he bad been in timately acquainted in his youth. When they met for the last time both were gray haired men, and Mr. Bcbenk did not at once recognize his friend of the long ago. "Why, Schenk," said tbe doctor reproachfully, "I didn't think you'd forget me so soon. It's -only 35 years since wo last met" i Lancastrians are prone to boast that their county is the garden spot of Pennsylvania, and their boast is borne out at this season by the verdure clad fields, giving promise of golden harvests later on. Substantial and elegant brick farm houses, surrounded by roomy barns and other necessary structures add tbelr testi mony of prosperity, and tbe little villages that dot tbe county are scenes of peace and plenty. The "wayside inns" at many of these are re minders of tbe old-fashioned hostelries of story books, and many of- tbem look almost as though taken right out of the pictures, and as mine host comes smiling out to greet the ar riving guests, followed closely by the hurrying hostler who attends to the wants of tbe horses while the portly innkeeper serves refreshment to the heated travelers, one almost wonders if it isn't all a pleasant and antique dream from which one is in great danger of being rudely awakened, A peouliar feature of nearly all the Villages is that each has two Inns, one Demo cratic and the other Republican, headquarters for the countryside. A planked shad dinner, such as Is served at Columbia, is a poem in fish. No epicure's dream can more than approximate it; no pen can do the subject Justice: no tongue can de scribe it Flanked shad and an appetite sharp ened by a long drive through a dellgjitful country are a combination that no enjoyment this side an epicurean paradise can equal, much less excel. The Columbia planked shad, fresh from the Susquehanna, nailed to a smoking pine plank, broiled thereon before a hot hre, brought to the table pn tbe wood on which it was cooked: steaming hot, brown and crisp on the outer surface; white, juicy and flaky Just underneath and clear throngb, with an in describably delicate flavor possessed by a shad cooked in no other way, served with crisp, green lettuce and Saratoga chips; served in a cool dining room looking out toward the broad bosom of the sun-kissed river; gentle zephyrs playing in and out of tbe open win dows, a pleasant, jolly, brilliant company, foil of jest and song and story there is nothing under the bine skies that can eqnal it, save and except more of the same. It is a revela tion. Chiqne Point (It Is pronounced Chickie) Is a fitting sight to follow close on such an experi ence.' Up and down miles ot the winding course of the Susquehanna one gazes pn ver dant hills, cultivated fields and beautiful em bowered villages. To the left lies Columbia, and stretched across the river Is the bridge that is said to be tbe longest covered bridge in tbe world. It is a successor to the one that was bnrned when the rebels appeared on the York side of tbe river to keep tbem from crossing. It was the most northern point to which they penetrated, and after throwing some shells, which fell harmlessly Into the stream, they turned around and went into tbe Gettysburg fight. Balanga creek empties near here into the Susquehanna, and it and the promontory of rook which stands some hundreds of feet higher than the river, along which It rises almost perpendicularly, remind the local his torian of the Chiqnesalunga tribe of Indians which, once had dominion over all tbe sur rounding country. Another Lancastrian boast is that the county line extends to the other side of tbe water, and that, while York connty Is on the banks of the Susquehanna, the river it self is in Lancaster county. ' A champagne supper in the town, of Lancas ter was tbe closing feature of a delightful day. A song or two, a few pleasant speeches, and then, at 11 o'clock, farewells and tbe return journey to the State capital and to bed tired out but with recolIicMons that- will long re main green in the halo of memory, Simpson, BISHOP BEDELL FAILING. Ho Is Exhausted and Scarcely Fit to Slake an Ocrnn Voyage. Paeis, May 12. Bishop Bedell, of Southern Ohio, and Mrs. Bedell arrived here yesterday from the Riviera. The Bishop is quite ex hausted and scarcely fit for the voyage to New York, which has been arranged for the Bour gegne on tbe 18th of May. He is under the care of Dr. Ashmora Noakes, of Nice. A Great Bass Catch. Bajtdtjskt, May 12. A phenomenal catch of black bass was made at Pelee Island by pound fishermen this morning, over five tons being taken out at one lift of tbe nets. The fish were brought here this afternoon and attracted much attention. Simon Cnmeron Recovering;. . Lancaster, May 12. General Simon Cam eron was able to sit up In bed to-day and read. All immediate danger is believed to have passed. The General himself Is inclined to make light of his illness. Base Work for a Big Man. From the Chicago Herald. Mr. Cleveland has been appointed referee in a law suit Mr. Cleveland would undoubtedly make an impartial and non-partisan baseball umpire. - DEATHS OP A BAT. Hon. Henry A.'-Foster, HOME, N-Y., May JJ. Hon. Henry A. Foster died athlshome-inthls city at 9:13 V. is. Tester- ll,lnMilhn IT. ....... 1 i. . . states Senator? having beVn appointed ii lgL j- w.v.w mmuv. vHiHwi v cuiyiTanja EOBSON AND OBANFS PASTING. The Comedians Say Pleasant Things of One Another Before a Lnrse Andlence. New Yobk, May 12. Robson and Crane made their final appearance as joint stars at the Star Theater last evening in "Tbe Henri etta," before an extremely large audience. Throughout the evening hearty applause was frequent, and it seemed as if every seat in the bouse contained a friend of both comedians. When the curtain was raised In response t5 the applause at the conclusion of the last act Mr. Robson stepped forward and addressed the audience. "For 12 years," said Mr. Robson,in the course of his remarks, "Mr. Crane and myself have contributed our Bhare to your entertainment I now find myself at tbe crossroads where lam to take leave ot the tried and trusty comrade with whom I have traveled many pleasant miles along life's highway. In looking back upon my professional experience it will ever be with a sentiment of mingled satisfaction and pride that I shall recall the time 'when undi vided favor ran' In jour applause, and that it was my xood fortune to share such honors with one wLom 1 esteem as an honorable man, a generous friend and a matchless actor." When the applause had subsided Mr. Crane stepped forward and said among other things: "For the last time Mr. Robson and I have ap peared before you as associates, professionally. After years of unitedly conscientious effort we have decided that it is to the interest the artisticinterest I mean of each of us to separ-. ate. This is the honest reason for the dissolu tion of our pleasant partnership. And so, with the heartiest God speed, tbe warmest Interest In each other's welfare, the warmest personal feeling toward one another, we set oft next sea son, each on his separate way. "And now, thanking you for the many kind nesses that 1 have always received at your hands, and with the hope that we may each re ceive a continuance of those same favors in the future, I wish you all good night" SHERMAN TALK8 AEBOAD. He Intimates That Blaine Has no Oppor tunity for Jingoism. New Yobk, May 12.-A cable to the Herald contains an interesting interview with Senator Sherman, Alter telling thecorrespondentthat be was going to Italy Immediately, he was asked bow Harrison's administration was prospering, and replied: "So far, very well. It is moving along quiet ly. The President is pursuing a conservative course, and acting only alter carefnl consider ation. I think he bas done nothing yet to bring a storm about bis ears, except, to a limited ex tent, in the matter of his appointments. Naturally, some people have not been entirely pleased with tbem, bnt that is always the case and must be expected." "Are you willing to specify any particular ones to which strong objection has been made?" "1 could not nndertako to do that. I sup pose that some people a greater or less num berhave thought that several of tbem might have been improved upon. On tbewbole. bow ever, there is no great fault to be found." "How does Mr. Lincoln's appointment im press youi" "It is a good one, in my opinion, and very generally approved by the people of the United States. The appointment is a better one for the country than it Is for Mr, Lincoln. I im agino tbat while he is by no means a poor man, be is not wealthy, and perhaps will not be able to entertain as much here as a more wealthy man might." "What of the State Department?" "It is attending to its routine business quietly and properly, so far as I am able to judge." "Mr. Blaine bas not yet done anything sensa tional or brilliant, anything in the Jingo line, as many expected he would?" "No, he has had no chence to do it. There has been no opportunity. He can't" Here tbe Senator broke off, and although an opportunity was given bim be did not complete bis sentence. A BAILWAT TELEPHONE. How it Has Been Introduced Successfully In France, From tbe North British Haiti Our Paris correspondent says that the tele phone bas been applied to anew purpose on tbe railway between Saint Valerie-sur-Somne and Cayeux namely, to enable the gnard of a train broken down or delayed by any accident be tween two stations to call to the nearest station for assistance. The stations on the line were already connected telephonfcally by means of a telephone wire overhead. In the guard's van, as an experiment was fitted up a telephone, with battery of ten Leclanche cells and call bell. One pole of the battery is put to earth by being c innected with the framework of the guard's vanr and the othe'r 1 Joined in the usual way to the telepbone, the other 'terminal of the latter being connected with a wire by which connection with the existing telephone line can be made at any point To facilitate this connecting operation the wire is inclosed in. a light steel tube long enough to reach tbe overhead wire from tbe roof of the van, and provided at tbe end with a hook for attachment Upon ringing up the stations in front and rear of tbe train receive tbe signal, and conversation can be carried on with both simultaneously. Tbe apparatus carried In the guard's van was self-contained. Inclosed in a box, and weighed only about 25 pounds. GOOD PROVIDERS EN EOHTBr Hotel Proprietors on Their Way to Attend tbe National Association Meeting-. New Yobk, May 12. A little while before 6 o'clock to-night a special train" of five magnlfi. cent palace cars left tbe Grand Central depot pp. route for Chicago with the New York mem bers of the National Hotel Men's Association onboard. The train will reach Chicago about tc-raorrow nieht Among the hotel proprietors in tbe company were: James C. Matthews, ot the Stnrtevant; James H. Breslln, of the Oil sey: E. L. Merrifleld, of the Continental; A, h. Ashman, of the Sinclair; H. H. Brockway, of tbe Ashland: R. H. Southgate, of tbe Bruns wick; W. L. Jacques, of the Murray Hill; A. R. Biakey. of the Windsor, and W. D. Garrison, of the Grand Union. A Skittish Postmaster. From the Providence Journal,! Horses are scarce in Riverside, two ladles ar riving at the entertainment in Winchester Hall Thursday night in a top buggy drawn by the postmaster, a musician and a fireman. The postmaster shyed at the light in the apothe cary's window and nearly caused a runaway. Wearisome Walllngs. From the Washington Press. For tbe sake of a change, why cannot the Mugs stop wailing over the defeat of Cleve land and join with Mark Twain in dropping a briny tear on the grave of Adam? Nat Tcllinc AH He Knows. From the Philadelphia Times, j ' What Quay doesn't know about the offices just now would evidently fill a large book. A Sncclnct bnt Significant Story. From tbe Providence Journal. 1 Brer Blaine he lay low. PENNSYLVANIA PRODUCTS. A Reading man whose age la 05 is just re. covering from the effects of a cpree that lasted a week. , Tox Fields, of Tltnsyille, has a hen tbat has batched 17 chickens this spring from 17 eges. All tbe chicks are lively. Nathan Nelson, of York, celebrated his 95th birthday anniversary by walking to Dells burg, S3 miles away, to see bis son. The trip took all day. The judges of the Lackawanna County Court held a session in tbe open air to hear argu ment in a railroad case. They sat on a log. It is to be hoped that the decision will not savor of 'judiolal log-rolling. Lewis Ltnde, of Montour county, has a big mastiff that savedJils house from destruc tion by Are. The family were absent when a spark from the stove set tbe kitchen floor on fire. The dog managed to upset a pail partly filled with water, and so extinguished the blaze. A MONT80MEBY farmer bas a colt tbat has learned to ring tfie farm bell by catching tbe rone in his teeth and prancing back and forth. He knows, too, when to ring It; at daybreak to waken the farm hands, and at noon to call tbem to dinner, and is never five minutes late or early, Frank, son of Peter Yost, of Norristown, swallowed some lye a few years since, which left his throat contracted. A couple of days ago he swallowed a penny.and suffered severely in the act owing to ttSp constriction; but, thanks to homely remedies, 'has suffered no other ill effects. A 10-ykar-old son of William Karcb, of Moore township, Lehigh county, a few days since was caught'tipoa the horns of a cow, which bore him some distance, slammed blm against a fence, picked bim up again to fling him over it and. landed blm instead fa the, arms of bis terriflea" father. - , ""r CHATS ON BUSINESS. Southern Iron and Coal Dlncassed Con nellsTlIIe Coke Leads AIl-The Old Iron and Coal Districts Not Endangered by the Mew. Daring the Centennial exercises in New York I found an exemplification of the En glishman's story that; being in America during a Presidental election, be was so Interested in seeing thousands of superior-looking men marching. with lamps and uniforms that he slipped between tbe ranks to learn what they might be talking about with their very steady, sober faces, and he found that every mortal one of them was talking about business as he paraded. So at the New York Centennial, when men would sit down in the clubs and ho tels, even as they looked out upon tbe parade, their minds would wander to enterprises and questions of material developments. Thus writes "Gath" in the Cincinnati Enquirer. A gentleman from Southern Tennessee said to one group where I was sitting: "That Ala bama development in the iron and coal field is a mere scratch compared to what is coming in the mountain ranges of Southeastern Kentucky and Northern Tennessee. North of the Cum berland mountain is a vast coal field, which runs from the Ohio river upon the line of the Cumberland river, and has three gaps to get through the mountain. When the railroads now opening np are finished, and some of them 'willbe opened this summer, you will begin to Sear music. We have much better coal for coking there, the cheapest iron on the globe, plenty of labor, both white and black, with white predominating, and iron in profusion, superficial and in veins." "There is no coke," said an Ohio man, who was listening, and who was up in the science of iron making, "like the Connellsville coke. The coke they make in Alabama will do to mae iron, but it is not such coke as tbat around Connellsville. When yen get me such coke as that out of any coal you have In Tennessee or Kentucky I shall use it They are making a pretty good coke on the Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad toward the district yon speak of, but nothing has yet turned up like Connellsville. Besides, where are you going to sell your iron after you make It? You fellows, who are in fants in iron making, seem to think that if you shut everybody else up you will have plain sail ing yourself, but you have been fussing about politics and other matters so many years that you have allowed the railroad system of the united states to be built before you nave opened your furnaces, and now you are confronted with what the Northern coal and iron people have been bravely fighting for two generations, a surfeited, idle market. In Ala bama you are not making steel because you have come to one of the defects which worries other people with more experience; your ore has too much phosphorus for one system of iron maklne. and too little phosphorus for tbe other system. This is a science- compounding coal and iron ore to produce tbe high metals. It will probably be found that no spot contains everything In perfection, and tbat one part of the country will still be dependent upon an other part for materials to mix up and make a good product" Another gentleman, who is Interested in both sections, and is of mixed stock, said: '-Gentlemen, yon cannot all get rich lnstanter. Tbo coal interest of Pennsylvania, for example, is surely the most valuable- yet found in this land, with its anthracite at one end of tbe State and Its semi-bituminous and bituminous and coking coal in the middle and at the west ern end. They have their railroad systems completed, and have had an experience going back for generations at least in every descrip tion of tbe Iron and steel business. A few years ago coal was the best thing to go into in Pennsylvania. Now tbe price has been knocked to Ballyhoo; they produce so much tbat tbey have to shut down every now and then and take along rest to let consumption catch up. What is the use of so much devel opment when you can partly give away your product at some times, and, it would appear, most of tbe time." The Kentucky man confined his attention to depreciating the Southern iron interest further to the west of him. He made one of his argu ments upon the position that his mineral field was nearer to the great legion of trained miners and rolling mill men toward Ohio and Pennsylvania and: Western Virginia. "I take notice," said another gentleman, "that you have all got something to sell to somebody else, and when I come to query you about what you are going to do with your huge riches in the way of iron and coal, you are fall ing back upon tbe notion that somebody, es tablished in the business and with credit and capital, is coine to pull up stakes and leave a ruin behind him in order to take your district up. The market for all this coal and iron is not in the Booth. You do not need coal there much, where you have cot wild woodlands and hot weather In March. They burn coal through out the East and North and West, in millions of bomeSt from October to May," "But we can get work out of doors so much longer than yon can," said a gentleman from the Southward. "We can dig ore on the surface all winter long. We have cheap labor, too plenty of it SI a day and even less." "Yes," said the Ohio iron man, "you have got labor, and so has the world everywhere, plenty of it. There has not yet been found enough for the bands of man to do, and in tbe vicinity of large cities and in tbe midst of the greatest cities the cry for work and for bread has as cended ever! since steam came into existence. Undoubtedly youbave come to the develop ment of your material resources since slavery was taken away from you, much as you clung to it. But you are in the romantic period of your material development. Itis associated with the booming of real estate and the ex- Plotting of suburbs. To lie down and wait for otter times, to go out of blast and hunt all over the world for a new customer, and when everything Is ready, to pitch in and work with out sleep until tbe market Is again at a lull, are matters you will have to learn. You have got to that primary stage quite necessary for a new people 'of appreciating money. That was the beginning of the prosperity of the North; the extreme poverty of the far eastern States and the certainty of a hard and hungry old age, without thrift and fore thought, caused tbe inhabitants of those gravel and granite coasts to carry tbe cotton manufacture L&OO miles from the cotton field, and to manu facture utensils of iron wlthont either coal or iron ores. Those people to this day can work cheap because they live cbeap. Many of them have never been awav from their cots and ham lets to look at the fields where they Invest their money; they cannot afford to go and see where they have planted their savings. If you will give them a return they will send vou their money, but the oldest iron industries in the world, those in England and Germany, are bothered to keep up with tbe times. Some thing is always being found to knock out some body who has got a sure thing, "In short what is going on In 'the Southern States at present is only the latest chapter nf continual development throughout thlscoun try from colonial times. The fact that capital Is going into these new fields, laying railroads througb mountains and so forth, shows that everything is exerted at its wit's ends to find a market The railroads are after a market when tbey enter these Infant coal andiron fields. Money Is after a market when it boour-s these distant towns. Yoa have got in tbe first place to make something, and after you have made it you have got to sell it" , Comparisons Are Odlons. From the Atlanta Constitution- We learn with regret that the P. of Wales gets his clothes made free because of tbe influ ence of bis patronage. What Is the difference between a prince and a pauper, anyway? There maybe some difference here, but there is no difference between a prince and a deadbeat A SONG OF LIFE- Is anyone cad in the world, I wonder? Does anyone weep on a day like this? With the sun above and the green earth under, Why, what is life bat a dream or bliss.' With the son and thesKies and the birds above me, Birds that slug as tbey wheel and fly With the winds that follow and say they love me Wbo could be lonely? O ho, not L Somebody said In the street this morning, As I opened my window to let In the light, That the darkest day of tbe world was dawning. But Hooked, and the East was a gorgeous sight. One who claims that be knows about It Tells me the Earth Is a vale of sin; But I and tbo bees and the birds wadoubt It And 1 think It a world worth living In. Borne one says tbat hearts are fickle. That Ioto la sorrow and life Is care, And the reaper, Death, with his shining sickle, (lathers whatever is bright and fair. I told the thrush. and we laughed together. Laughed till the woods were all a-rlng; And he said to me, as he plumed each feather, "Well, people must croak If they cannot slng' Up he flew, but his song, remaining, Bang like a belt in my hedrt all day. And sllcnc'd tho-yoles ofwesk complaining. That pipe like Insects alongp'a way. Oh world of light! Oh world of beauty I Where are the pleasures so sweet as thine? Yes; life Is love, and love Is duty; And what heart sorrows? Oho, not mine I , . -Ella-muter Wilcox. CHOICE 'LITERATURE. Twenty Pages of Excellent Heading Mat. ter in Yesterday's Dispatch. The Dispatch ot yesterday was not only a complete newspaper but also a compendium ot choice literature of a high standard. For a nickel its readers secured all the news ot the day, and in addition scores of columns of origi nal matter on live topics by the best writers. Comment is superfluous. The paper speaks for itself, as nearly 50,000 regular patrons can tea. tlfy. Tbe news from theOld World yesterday was of more than ordinary interest. The British Cabinet bas been compelled to forego forcing a bilito its passage by fighting the Tories and Liberal-Unionists by threats of a dissolution of Parliament and the consequent elections with their attendant worry and expense. English politics afford quite a study just now. The Queen disappointed 20.C00 of her loyal suojects who wanted to got a sight of her. Neither she nor tbey were in a very amiable mood. One more solution of tbe mystery of Meyerling is advanced. It is to tbe effect that the Baroness Vetsera was shot by her uncle, who was f nfatu' ated with her and madly jealous of the Crown Prince. An interesting account of the great Exposi tion was furnished by cable from Pans. Bis marck and the Commissioners have so far failed io agree upon a plan for settling the Sa moan dispute. Industrial troubles are causing much anxiety In Germany. With much pomp and noise of booming can non, President Harrison and party, including tbe tso precious White House babies, left Washington for a Sunday out on the water, away from office seekers and other capital pests. Hon. John Dalzell was In Washington looking after tbe interests .of candidates for office. Jeff Davis has writtena letter criticis ing General Wolselev's paper on the Southern Confederacy. Indians have descended on Guthrie. Oklahoma, but did no particular harm. A former Pittsburger had quite an ad venture with them. Edison bas brought juit against the Phonograph Company, claiming that be has been defrauded. Negroes from the South have a grievance. They claim that Har rison Isn't giving tbem their share of the offices. The Cronin mystery at Chicago deepens. His friends believe tbat the doctor was murdered. A man named Schweinfust at Rockford, 111,, who claims to be the Messiah, has made many converts, and churches are trying members who have gone over to the new faith for heresy. IL Suit bas been brought against the Pittsburg Plate Glass Company. Ex-Congressman Barz, alleges a conspiracy to build and sell the Ford City works and make $900,000. A Knight of Labor claims to have important evidence against the gentlemen who are alleged to have Imported foreign window glass blowers. Forty deputy sheriffs were sent to Duquesne to pre serve order. Six arrests were made. An out door prohibition meeting was held in Alle gheny. One of tbe orators accidentally fell through tbe platform. President McGowan says the Pattern Makers' League will recom mend the eight-hour system at to-day's conven tion. Five Indian skeletons were unearthed near Guyasuta on the West Penn Railroad. Tbe game of ball between tbe Pittsburg and Chicago teams resulted: Chicagos, 11; Pitts burgs. 7. Tbe news and gossip ot the turf, the ball field and the prize ring, was as.complete and interesting as usual. m. The second and third parts included the usual bright and entertaining matter. Frank Carpenter's letter from Burmah was In that popular writer's best vein. Bill Nya described the blase young man, and gave a laughable report of an interview with Ward McAllister. "Why Do Men Drink?" was the subject of an entertaining essay on Inebriety, from a scien tific and medical standpoint A number of experts told bow deaf mutes are instructed, and gave various entertaining accounts of tbe movements in the interest of these unfortunate people. E. W. Bartlett also sketched tbe his tory of the Institute for the Deaf and Dumb at Wllklnsburg. Olive Weston gave a column of gossip about Ellen Terry. T. E. Malone contributed a paper on tbe habits of the quail, Frank A. Burr sketched men of national repu tation who are residents of New York. Henry JNonnan wrote of tbe Great Wall of China. Mary G. Humphreys' letter described the princely apartments of the children of million aires. Sidney Luska's novelette was continued. Ernest H. Helnrichs told a pleasing ,4ns fanci ful story for young readers. "Everyday Science," Religious Thought" Rev. Dr. Hodges' views on dancing, the letters of Beverly Crump, Shirley Dare, Lillian Spencer, E. L. Wakeman and the celebrated singer, Emma Nevada, were other especially excellent papers. DELUSIONS OP AN EMPRESS. She Thinks the Waters From a King's Shroud Will Drown Her. From the Londdn Star. Tbe Empress of Austria, who is at Wies baden, occnples outside the town a villa which is guarded by police agents, and no stranger is allowed to approach It Tbe Empress' delusion was tbat King Louis came to her in the night dripping wet in his shroud, from which there ran a perfect stream of water, which filled the room and threatened to drown her. She would waka in a fright, and call for help, saying she was drowning. These hysterics generally ended in a fainting fit and, singular to add, for some days afterward the Empress appeared to be free from hallucination. On her return to Vienna last year the Em press absolutely refused to see her son, the Archduke Rudolf, declaring that be bad not paid her proper respect Shortly afterward the Archduke committed suicide, and it be came an imperative necessity thartbe Empress should be confined to ber own apartments, for she was continually reproaching herself with causing the death of her son. And now tbe acute crisis in tbe Empress' illness bas passed, for softening of the brain has set in. A Limit to His Liking. From the McHenry (111.) Plalndealer. The speculators who are buying cats to ship in carloads to the mouse-infested regions of tbe Northwest aro respectfully directed to this city as a source of supply. We like cats, yes, we will put it stronger, we love cats; but when 23 of tbem, by actual count sit on our woodpile and complain of tbe stomach ache, at midnight, we love the fellow who will carry them off far better. Two Ways of Sizing: Up Men. From tbe uetrolt Free Press. A blind man in Missouri claims to be able to tell tbe size ofany person's foot by feeling of that person's bead. This is -not half as con vincing as it is for an office seeker to discover that a Cabinet officer has "the big head" by feeling that individual's foot PISH AND FISHERMEN. Philadelphia Record: Catfish are how spawning and many are shot by West Chester anglers (?) while lying among the reeds in shallow water. 'Detboit Free Surest: Tbe cost of every pound of fish taken at a summer resort where the fishing Is advertised to bo excellent Is J6 80, and It may be s mighty poor fish at that. Freepobt (Pa.) Journal: On Monday, after ope of our crack sportsmen had spent several hoursfishingatadam in the creek at the saw mill and bad nothing to show for his work, Will Moss came along, dropped a line, and In five minutes had landed a five-pound pike. SAVANNAH Newt: T. M. Smith, of Val dosta, caught a trout weighing three pounds in Mr. McRee's mill pond last week, and when it was scaled and cleaned for the pan a 14 rifle ball was 'found imbedded in its flesh, the scar having healed entirely over. The ball was flattened at the point and had three scales driven into it.and it required the use of a knife to cut them out of the lead. With a fen dollar note and a six dollar reel, A two dollar line and a lour dollar creel, A book full of one, two and three dollar flies, And away with his twelve dollar ticket he hies. Thus the dollars it cost his ambition for trout, Wore fifty in number before be set out At the end of a week he returned from bis sport, Ami a fish worth a dime covered all he bad caught. Saginaw Courier. Ajierictjs (Ga.) Recorder: J. S.McCorkIe Stated Saturday that he went seining last week at. tbe Hollls mill, in Marion county. While waking about in the water ho discovered the tail of a large catfl.h'stlcklng out of tbo water. He stooped down-aud picked up, not a fish, but a largo stnmptaB black moccasin tbat had swallowed the fish as far as tbo fins. He says tbat be saw It was a wake about three or four feet lose aad a very .lasge one. No one told an to drej rt, hot be aid so asd left th pesd. 'CURIOUS' CONDENSATIONS ' Charlevoix, Mich., has clothes-pin so-" cials. A train of 22 cars, loaded with bananas, recently left New Orleans for Cincinnati Mrs.C. IV. O'Gorman, of Macon.Ga., has a mocking bird that has learned to exactly imi tate the whistle of the postman. He has the note so exact that the neighbors are constantly running to tbe door looking for the letter that never comes. It bas been observed, too, that if the postman changes' bis whistle the bird changes to suit the new sound. The poor boxes in the Church ,ef the Annunciation, at North Fifth andHavemeyer streets, says a Brooklyn local Item, are con nected with the parochial residence by burglar-proof alarm wires, a precaution made necessary by the frequent robberies committed fn the chureb. On Wednesday night the alarm sounded, and a search-of tbe church was made by the police. They found a young man hidden in the organ. -The newest personal adornment takes the form of hairs from the tail of tbe African elephant These hirsute appendages, with gold embellishments, are strictly the fashion. Tbe elephant fs just now the most valuable animal under the face of the sun. Not only are his caudal hairs worth more than their weight in gold, but his tusks cost 850 a ton. And as a result the great "earth-shaking beast" is being hunted down in the most merciless way. General Manager Coleman of 4he3Sortk Pacific Coast Railroad, bas been asked by a number of people living along tbe line of that road to change the road-bed above Duncan's Mills for a distancerof some 100 yards so as to run the track through the trunk of one of the large redwoods in that neighborhood. The Idea is tabave the road tunnel, as it were, the high stump of one of the giants of tbe forest recently cut down. The tree trunk is IS feet In diameter. The Court of Errors and Appeals. of New Jersey, decided a novel case. It was the) suit of John Burns against the Erie Railroad. The question was whether Burns, as an em ploye of the road, who was by contract paid a saury and passage to and from work, could be ejected from a train by a conductor when ha refused to give up his seat in a smoking car to a passenger who paid his fare. It was held, that Barns could nobe compelled to give up his seat, and had a perfect right in the car. Dr. Prior, of Stamford, Conn., was lately called to attend a case that presents some peculiar features. Near High Ridga there is a family living, and the wifeistho mother of U children, none of them twins. All the children live at home with the exception of two. These two contracted scarlet fever at New Canaan, and then came home and gave it to the rest of tbe family, except the parents. Here were 14 children with tbe scarlet fever, and tbe physician had to mix the medicine in a pitcher. A small bottle would not go round. All are now doing well. General Algernon S. Bates, a retired officer of the British army, arrived recently at the Occidental Hotel, in Seattle. Wash., from England, and as he entered the dining room was greatly surprised to find bis son, John Bates, aged 22. a handsome young man. en gaged as a waiter, which position he had held for some six weeks past. The young man left England several yearyago, and served in tbe Winnipeg rebellion as a volunteer, making a brilliant record for himself. After wandering about Canada he finally drifted to Seattle. The meeting between father and son was a most affecting one. Tbey left for Vancouver and will take a trip to Alaska. Bridgeport, Conn., has a hen with s head for mathematics. She sat this spring and hatched out a few chickens, which were taken from her and added to another flock. But she would not give it up. Instead, she went out side the coop and clacked and clucked till she got her proper number of chickens no- more, no less and strutted about with tbem at her heels tbe proudest fowl in all the nutmeg State, When tbe young ones were big enough to go to roost they feared to follow her to such a height, so she took them one by one upon her back, and set tbem off carefully In a row, then perched at the head of them confident that she hail discharged the whole duty of a hen. Elberton, Ga., claims to have the laziest man in the world. He says that be would starve rather than do anything In the shape of work, and would freeze before he would ent-a fire of wood. He fully indorses the sentiments' f of the man who refused the bushel ot corn be cause It was not shelled, and preferred to be buried alive rather than shell it He says that ha has lived SO days' without eating a partlcla ot ioou, ror tne reason mat ne aid not nave it, and has more than once lived throuzb the sue mer on fruit alone. Ha was a Confederate sol. dier and wanted to go to the proposed Confed. erate Soldiers' Home until he saw In the newsV papea thsva'jiraJl arcourjjof lan4w;tnirbe furnished each one to cultivate, since when he I positively refuses to go. ' x-There was much speculation among the members of the fire department for a while as to what caused the alarm of fire which was rung, Wednesday evening, at Augusta, Me. Since tbe truth bas been ascertained. Aleo McCansland, the city driver, resides in the en gine house, and when the alarm bell on the building sonnded be sprang out of bed only to find his little 6-year-old son clad in nothing but his nigbt shirt tugging away at the bell rope. Mr. McCansland spoke to bim, but be made no reply, and tbe father was obliged to shake the youngster before he could be awakened. The little fellow, in a somnolent state, had arisen and given the false alarm, and singular to re late it was almost exactly the time that a alarm ot fire had been given the evening previously. It appears tbat wood pavements have met with greater success in some of the coun tries of Europe than In our own, the reason as signed for this being the fact of their having a foundation of concrete to rest upon In the for mer, at the same time receiving more attention their, in the way of maintenance, than here. Owing to its hardness and resinous quality, American yellow pine, it Is stated, bas become tbe favorite wood for this purpose in Berlin and Hamburg; and official report says thai Frederick's Bridge, Berlin, which was paved in tbe spring ot 1879 with the wood in question, is still in good condition, while tbe approaches, paved with granite blocks, have twice since re- ? aired repaving. The Opera plats, also, in ront of the Emperor's palace, was paved seven years ago partly with yellow pine and cypress, at a point where the traffic ia greatest, while at other points stone blocks were used, the laying of tbe different surfaces with these several ma terials being at tbe same time. According to the report the area covered with the wood pavement is at present the one whlcnisbest preserved. CLIPPED BIT3 OF WET, It Did Not Annoy Him. McCorkle VSmythe says'he owes you a grudge." MeCraekle "Never mmaramytne never pays anything." Harper' t Bator. A Great Inducement Cora "What in dnced you to tell Mr. Merrltt I went to the party last night with George?" Little Johnnie "A quarter. "Earper't Bazar. Husband I'm going into business la Wall street and don't know whether to be a "bull" or a "bear." Wife Don't worry, dear; you always wUl ba a beast of some kind. BpocS. A Human Iceberg. Ted So she coat you all that money? Why, the girl must be made of ice cream by this time. JJed-I guess you're right. She is a Boston girl and a regular freezer herself. Epoch. Some of the "Sanitary Science" people have been agltatlnarthe question of making bath-4 lng compulsory. It won't work. It was tried in' 2ioabstlme. and tbe only people who escaped with their lives were those who kept out of the watsr. rsrra ifouts Exprett. Father Bobby, are you too lame and tired to walk a mile and a half to the circus? Bobby No, indeed, father. Father Well, then, you will go out ia the yard. and run tbe lawn mower until bedtime. I've no - , circus money this year. Omaha World. , Chicago Woman I want a marriage li- -if' A cense. Uy finance Is too busy to corns himself. -"'"., ' Clerk or Court (glancing at calendar) Let me see. this Is the 10th, isn't It? Chicago Woman Why, how perfectly absurd of yout This is only my sixth. -ManeapolU Tribune. He Had Made the Grand Tour. She '1 hear that yoa went as tar as Constantinople, Hr. , Bmythe. Then you must have seen the Dardan elles." He-"H'mt Don't remember the name. But I saw the Wlllards at Trieste, and young Spoopen-' dyke, who was traveling with thesl. "-Harper Bazar. "I shall accept your Invitation to the fair, .. .gentlemen," remarked General W.T. Sherman, 1f there will be " ' "Novetfear, General," responded the spoke. man, 'ira have made arrangements to have a, . kUsable girls at your side constantly." V, "Verywell, theaPU ba there."Jfinnajo((7; Tribune. ; && Destrovinsr a Fine Moral. Uncle OTeafiff water (noted temperance apostle, on a visit to bis nephew. looklnir out or parlor wIndow)-Whatr"aJ flnebuIldlnRtbatlsacrossthewayr ..XFj Nephew Yes: yesv but tte owner built lt;out of ' tbe blood, the aeiies and gro-in of his , fcllowmeii r? out of the grief of crying children and thojroeof walling women. fi stjy Uncle C Ahl A rum seller, of eourset Tfes,- yesr : , - .. '9sstt5v XeyMW-Uft, no; na-s a ucausi. tmmaurw. V.,, Nr:, "a.. r. i ,T asfi. JT .-.- ,V