9V' nr J- W &' i It t i 16 TOO M.UCH FIGHTTO. An Amateur Agriculturist Tells the Story of His Garden, and THE BATTLES THAT HE WAGED On Insects, Animals, Fowls and Keighbors That Made Life a Burden. HOW A $5 CEOP COST OTE 5200 -i-i.' vmrvi && nrsxTTZK roB tzxz dispatch, i IRANDA wanted . me to plant a garden this spring. Bhe still -rants me to. Miran da is a well-meaning woman, bnt she seems to have an uncon trollable penchant for getting rae into trouble. Bhe doesn't mean it, bnt she does it jnst the same. If she were not so argu mentative I think it would be better both for her and me I am sure it would be for y..... wueu it is not misdi rected. Xow, iflbad her fluent vocabulary and her genius for ar gument I would make myself rich and fa mous. I'd open a law office and charge $1 a minute for talking. Miranda won't do anything of the kind. She simply wastes the biggest part of her eloquence on me. She has been arguing the kitchen-garden question lately until I hare fervently wished, 189 times, that she were less gifted in speech. 'Ton know, John," she begins with a smile, just as I have got through supper ana lasen up my pipe and the evening paper, "you ought to have more out-of-door exercise. Sow, there's a whole quarter of an acre of ground back of the house lying idle. Do plant it to something. A half hour's work with a hoe, a rake or a spade, every morning and evening would be just the kind of exercise you need. It would improve your appetite and make you healthy andthandsome. Think of the saving it would be, too! "WTiy, we might raise on that lot potatoes, cucumbers, tomatoes, turnips,peas, beans, cabbage;, lettuce and onions enough to supply the whole family for weeks and weeks. Then we could have the vecetables fresh they would be more wholesome and besides it's so difficult to get anything good in the market without paying an extrava gant price. "VW- won't you plant some thing, if only to please me?" Now there's an unanswerable argument, There's nothing reasonable that I would re fuse to do to please that wonderful woman. But to turn agriculturist for her sake never! There are some people who learn nothing by experience, t am not one of them. I tried gardening last year. It is not my forte. I'll never try it atrain, even if Miranda talks me to death. She ought to see that mv mind is made nn. Marin sbe does, but Bhe doesn't cease her persua- . . .-.. THE PITTSBUHG- 'DISPATCH, ' STTNDAY MAT "5, 1889. there, and I lied to him. I had been pull ing up weeds or radishes, as the case may have been, but I told him that I guessed the seed wasn't good. Then he poked among a pile of uprooted weeds with his cane, and, singling out a plant, said it looked like a radish. I let the conversation drop there. The things grew beautifully, and I spent my time among when I ought to have been at the office. I put on overalls every night and morning and crawled over the onion beds and otner beds picking out weeds and cut worms, until my knees became so ten der that the accidental -touch of a gravel stone put me in perfect misery. I may remark that gravel stones were abundant all over the lot. from the first our neighbors' hens had looked with longing eyes upon that garden. Miranda "shooed" them and clubbed them until she actuallv became so expert that she could hit a hen a rod off witnout missing more than nine times out of ten. To preserve our self-respect, the good will of -our neighbors, and, incidentally, the garden, I bought lumber and repaired the fence cost, $ 14 20. The potato bugs beeaa their work after the hens had been shut out. I bought paris green and a squirter and made war on them. Constant vigilance and (13 enabled to save the crop. There were squash bugs and other bugs that I don't know by name, of which I slew hundreds. My cabbages were uomg spieaaiaiy wnen worms got into them and gnawed and gnawed until little was left except the stalks. Then Jones' cow jumped oyer the fence and finished the stalks, besides eating up half mv sweet corn. I sued Jones for damages and had the costs to pay 513 50. I went Away for two weeks in the summer, and gave a boy 60 cents a day to weed and water the garden during my absence. That was 56. CENTENNIAL ECHOES. George Washington's Fine Sense of Honor in Money Matters. HAVE WE PROGRESSED BACKWARD? Neither the Crops Hor the Census the Heal Test of Progress. PATEI0TISMIH THE PAST, PAETI K0W Jonet1 Unruly Coto. twnrmai tob ths iiispatcii.J No times like the old times. Sydney BmitX The "Washington Centennial has come and gone, and it has been mainly a surfeit of snobbery, an exhibition of bric-a-brso and musty history and sham eulogies of Washington and the men of the Revolution ary days, when every one knows that the animating spirit of that olden day was ut terly wanting on this occasion. Of formal eu logyof the "Father of his Country" there was no lack, but recognition of the real principle for which Washington struggled was meager and disappointing. Not that we should be aumo as to tne grand progress our 4 country has made in these 100 years, but while glorying in that progress we should not lose sight of the real principles that made that progress possible. Who of the Centennial orators, while trlorifvinp onr national wealth and resources our teeming millions of population our giant strides in science stopped -to ask: "Is the country any richer in the essentials of good citizen ship and true manhood?" And is not the in tegrity of the historical reference ricrhthere? That wise and candid Englishman John Stuart Mill, well says: "The worth of a State, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing' it;" and our own transcendental Emerson says, in his best vein: "The true test of citizenship is nop in the census the size of cities, nor the crops but the kind of men the country turns out." Most of us feel that this is, after all, the real test of our progress. PAST A3TO PEESENT. I need not harshly inveisrh aerainst the present. There are without doubt in the ters and inaugural would likely provoke a. smile in any popular assemblage in America to-day: When I was first honored with a call to the service of my country, then on the eve of an arduous strucglesfor its liberties, the light in which I contemplated my duty required that I should renounce every pecuniary compensation. From this resolution I have in no Instance de parted, and being still under the impression which produced it, I must decline as inapplica ble to mvself, any share in the personal emolu ments which may be Indispensably ..included in a permanent provision for the Executive De partmentFrom Washington's inaugural ad dress. Anril 8a 1789. I take the liberty also to mention that I must decline having my acceptance considered as de serving after it any immediate charge npon the public, and that 1 cannot receive any r. A latcver stnns tnllrinfr -?.. his case is lost. Miranda doesn't. She seems to talk better. That is why. I have uch a profound admiration for ier talent 17 Nothing got ripe when it should. There were always vegetables in the market good and cheap weeks before the home product matured. By the time our stuff was ready to eat we had become satiated with early vegetables, consequently a good deal that we raised went to waste. A good deal more wasn't fit to eat, because it was green or wormy or gnurly. I suppose "that during the season we harvested about $2 90 worth of potatoes and tomatoes, 25 cents worth corn, CO cents worth of encumbers, and pos sibly $2 50 worth of other green stuff of an inferior quality, making the total value of the produce utilized $6 25. The expenditures and losses on account of the garden, exclusive of my own labor, amounted to S112 10. The amount of work performed by me would be--che!.p' STTIJIOO. An outlay of $212 lOn&d a return of $6 25. That isn't all. KiVntin!? various kinds of worms, buAn'd other small pests is enough to try one's patience without having to con tend against hens, cows and neighbors. Seven respectable persons incurred my ill wjir on account of the annoyance their fowls and other domestic animals occasioned me. Six worthy families are no longer on speaking terms with my wife or myself, and all on account of that garden. "Is it any wonder that Miranda's most potent argu ments fail to convince me that it is my duty to turn truck farmer again this year? E. W. Baetlett. emoluments annexed to the appointments be. fore entering into a situation to incur expense. Geokge WABHDf oton. lit Vernon letter, July IS, 1793, on receiv ing appointment of Commander-in-Chief. A. aniTLE CONFESSION. On the 4th of March, 1789, wishing to pay some debts and defray some expenses pre ceding his unostentatious and inexpensive inauguration, Washington wrote to Richard Cowan, who evidently had money to loan on good security: Deab Bra Never till within these two years have I experienced the want ot money, abort crops, and other causes not entirely within my control," make me feel it now very sensibly. Under this statement I am inclined to do what I never expected to be driven to mans, to doitow money on interest, true hundred pounds would enable me to discharge what I owe in Alexandria, etc. Having thus fully and candidly explained mvself, permit me to ask if it is in your power to supply me with the above or a similar sum. Any security you may like I can give, and yon may be as sured that it is no more my inclination than it can be yours to let it remain loug unpaid. I am, dear sir, your obedient servant G. Washihgtow. How sharply this simple confession by the first President of his pecuniary embar. rassment and request for aloan with promise of prompt payment contrasts with the gift taking, purse-raising and raids on the public, treasury for the benefit of some one of our later speculating Presidents and their spend- tnrilt lamilies. J. W. ilEBEjr, Boss Township, May4, LATE NEWS IN BRIEF. James J. Spellman. colored, of Mississippi has been appointed a timber agent of the Qen' eral Land Office. Daniel C. Gentsch, of Ohio, and George P. Smith, of Kansas, special examiners in the Pension Office, have resigned. Orders have been issued to the Dublin throat from ear to ear. Dunn came to this country from England six months ago, and his wife a week ago. He la 69 years old, and sbe was about the same age. Sunn was arrested. The beef inspection bill, as indorsed by the convention which assembled in St. Louis in March, was defeated in the Missouri Legisla ture yesterday- This is a big victory for the Chicago packers, as it was thought that of all the States Missouri would adopt the anti-beef combine bill. William W. Lee, Austin S"eury and Walter E. Watts, composing the firm of Lee, Teury & Watts, manufacturers of fine neckwear at 98 and 83 Prince street, New York, assigned yesterday to Nathan A Ulman, without prefer ences. Jones Brothers, manufacturers of um brellas at S12 Canal street, also assigned to Lewis Fenn, without preferences. J. Pardee Chapman, 68 years old, committed suicide yesterday morning, at his residence in Varlck street, New York, by shooting himself tnrougn tne neaa witn a revolver. He was em- ployed as a clerk in the wholesale drygoods house of William H. Lyon & Co. He was suf fering from an incurable disease, and becoming The parents at the He was a veteran of Miranda Practicing Marksmanship. Now, I have told her until she knOws the story by heart, the results of my last year's attempt to achieve success in the agricul tural line. Moreover, she was an eye-witness of the annoying incidents, the mental anxiety, the worry and discomfiture con nected with that same failure. Yet she urges me to pass through the same trying scenes once more. Her motto is "Try, try ngaln" a rule of conduct that is well enough for some people to follow but hardly the principle I care to observe in gardening. When I try a thing, do mv level best, and on reckoning up the result find I have had my labor for my pains, I generally quit. I think it is time. I bought that Quarter of an acre of ground adjoining my humble homestead in the sub urbs at a very low figure, yet if I were to cultivate it every year it would soon cost me more than n large farm. A man always has an ambition to do something he cannot do. In the spring of 1888 my ideas and Miranda's were exactly alike. I thought it would be pleasant and profitable to have a garden patch. Time has dispelled the pleasing illusion from my mental vision. Time will have to get up earlier and become more agile in his move ments than I have ever yet seen him if he succeeds in getting her to abandon a notion that has once found lodgment in her active brain. A year ago I embraced my wife's views on the subject of vegetable raising with enthusiasm. I bought farming imple ments to the value of 511 SO. Then I found it would be necessary to have the ground Slowed before I could use them. I spent alfa day looking for a man, a plow and a team. I succeeded in finding a boy, and an old fashioned instrument that might have been a plow once and a pair of mules. I paid the boy 53 in advance. He didn't come on the day he agreed to and I had to go after him. He said he could plan. He lied. He could only drive the mules around the lot. The fur rows he made, when he made any, which was about one-third of the time, were from three to eighteen inches in depth, and no two contiguous unless by accident. He ruined my ground, and the mules ran over and destroyed three choice fruit trees worth at least $20. Next day I got another $3 hand with a team and a harrow. couldn't see that he did much except to raise a dust the land still remained as uneven as the plowman had left it. Then I went to work with spade, rake and hoe. 'Working two hours a day for two weeks I got the ground in shape to plant. I also got blisters all over the palms oi my hands. Then I invested $3 in seeds and f 16 in fe. tilizers. I also bought some tomato ane cabbage plants to set out, as it was too late to sow the seed. These cost $3 60. I had patches of potatoes and corn, beds planted to onions, squashes, encumbers, melons, etc. There were also string beans, peas and two rows of tomatoes, X also planted some beet seed, but it produced only turnips, and those were of the big, strong kind that are fed to hogs and cattle. I may remark In parenthesis that the turnips were the only vegetables of respectable size that the gar den produced. In due time the seeds snrouted that is. a few did and I began to take a sood deal of pride in my field. I was somewhat humbled one evening while at work when a neighbor came along and pointed out the fact that some very thrifty plants, which I believed to be radishes, were nothing but ragweeds. He asked me if I had pulled up any weeds Health In Old Axe. Edward Collinson, Queens, N. Y., says: 'T commenced using Brar-dreth's Pills over 65 years ago. I first bought them in London, and have continued using them since I came to this country in 1SS4. I am now over 75 years old. hale and hearty, and attribute my wonderfnl health to the persistent use of Brandreth's Pills. Occasionally I have a bad cold or severe attack of rheumatism, indigestion or bilious ness, but tour or five doses of Brandreth's Fills always cure me. Whenever my children have been sick with scarlet fever, measles, mumps, acid stomach, disordered digestion or costive ness, a few doses of Brandreth's Pills restore their health at once." sn country to-day men who have come down from this noble Bevolntionarv aneestnrwhn realize that dnty and honor have a meaning for them as for any Howard or Plantagenet, But taking the mass through polluted by the social ana political residuum of the Old "World and our home-bred citizens disposed to worship wealth aud self-indulgence, we do not find the beauty and grace or conduct that made the true gentleman and gentle woman of the days of 1789. I may be par doned for love of the antique. I love the old times and old things and old modes and manners. Progress and machinery have debased us, and pnt us further away from Plato's dream of citizens living in beautiful and healthy'places so that from everything they see and hear loveliness and duty and honor shall pass like a dream into their souls. Instead, I take if, you find the rot and rant ot the dvcamiter the loud mouthed bray of tluv-'o'e seller, glorying in his shaiCCj scd corporate greed and grasping overreaching itself and the potency of bood ling in evcrv avenue of social and political life. Here's the world i Half blind with intellectual light, Half brutalized with civilization. PAETT NOT PATEIOTISM. Instead of the unprecedented patriotism of the Washingtonian era we have fallen on days where party leaders are selected for important positions more for their ability to defeat the popular will than for their com manding ability, and on days of social and industrial unrest. We have so far outgrown the simplicity, rugged honesty and keen sense of honor of the elder day that such Bentiments as these from Washington's let- Srison authorities for the release from lall of Ir.Wniiam O'Brien and Mr. Timothy Har rington. M. Herbette, the French Ambassador at Berlin, wilt hold no ceremonies in celebration of the centennial anniversary of the events in France in 1789. The authorities of Schleswlg have refused to rescind the decree expellinz certain German- Americans from the islands from Amron and Folir, in the NorthSea. uThe Papal Nuncio at Paris and all the members of the diplomatic corps in Paris, ex cept three, will attend the dinner to be given M. Tirard, the Premier, on May 15. Secretary Tracy yesterday awarded to the Union Iron Works, of San Francisco, the con tract for constructing the great armored coast defense vessel, at a cost of 81,628,000. Sir Charles Russell, the arbitrator In the disputes between the tenants and landlord on the Vandelfur estate, has decided that the tenants shall pay a year's rent to March, 1887. The Hamburg-American line steamer Wie and. Captain Barends, it is learned, sailed from the Azores on April 27 for New York, with the passengers of the lost steamer Danmark who were left there by the steamer Missouri. Th e Journal Det Debate regrets the decision of the French government to abolish the rienca squaoron in we ijevanc Italy, the Journal says, will be sure to replace the French warships with Italian men-of-war. The Provincetown, Mass., schooner Nellie Swift, from West Indies for New York, has been given up for lost, with all on board. She Is now 40 days out, and no report has been made of her. Bhe was 11 years old. and 187 tons register. The White Book on Samoan affairs con tains a refutation by Dr. Knappe, late German Consul to Samoa, of the reports published In American newspapers regarding the violation of American property daring the German naval operations in that country. Samuel Dunn, of Cohoes, N. Y., killed Tils.1 wile, Mam, yesterday morning, by cutting her I despondent shot himself. suicide live at viyae, u. tne war. The present Governors of the original 13 States will be asked to meet in Independence Hall, Philadelphia, on the coming 1th of July, to consider plans for a memorial monument in tended to perpetuate the memory of the men and events the Centennial of which has just been celebrated in New York. Governor Green, of New Jersey, is chairman of the com mittee having in charge the arrangements for the meeting and will be able to present plans for the monument from various artists and architects. ' JohnEuius,a butcher at Star City, Ind., made a murderous assault upon nls wife yes terday for" selling meat during his absence. Her screams brought her brother, Charles Blnchart, to tho scene just as Rufus was about to cut her throat. Kulns then attacked Bine hart and was about to finish him when Mrs. Bufus dealt her husband a blow with a stone which enabled BInehart to arise. He then seized a club and with one blow crushed a por tion of the butcher's head into a jelly. Bine hart escaped to Logansport, but was captured Will VIV1U tMU(W M, Jtt44 The Senate Investitratlnt? CnmmlttAA vhinh Is to sift the question of Canadian control in American railroads and the diversion of Ameri can traffic over Canadian linos, met again yes terday morning at the Fifth Avenue Hotel. New York, bat after a two hours' disenssioa adjourned until 11 o'clock Monday morning, without having accomplished anything. None of the invited witnesses have as yet put In an appearance, and It this state of affairs still continues on Monday, the probabilities are that the committee will issue subpoenas to compel attendance. Tho principals in an extraordinary pension fraud case were arrested in different parts of Missouri yesterday. Jacob Little, a Union soldier, died in Andersonville prison, and in 1871 bia widow was awarded a pension of $3(1 a month. She married a man named Barnes, and died in 1872. Barnes took his wife's pension papers and came to Pettis county, Missouri, where he married a widow named Rogers. He induced her to impersonate tbedeoeased Mrs. Little, which she did successfully and drew the pension. Barnes died iu 1877, and the widow took up with a man named Ritf, who was soon in possession of the pension storv. She wanted to quit drawing the money, but Bitt compelled her to continue tho fraud until ther separated. about a year ago. Then she ceased drawing tho money, and the Government, desiring to know why the money was not drawn, started an investigation. After six months' hard work, the conspiracy was unearthed, and Mrs. Barnes was arrested yesterday at Somerset, Ozark county, and Bitt was also taken into custody. NEW ABTERTISBMENT& BIJOU THEATER. Under the Direction of..B. M. GUU0K4 CO Week Commencing May 6, Matinees Wednesday and Saturday. The Representative Romantic Actor," MAY INAUGURATION OF THE NEW EXPOSI TION BUILDING. FESTIVAL Under the Musical Direction of HERB ANTON BEIDL. GRAND CONCEBTS WILL BE given on the HIW ABYZKTISKHKST3. far msKfoi HE." riffl urn In his Original Character ot law Me HARRIS' THEATER. WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY. ATINEE. May 6. GEORGE. S. KNIGHT S COMEDY CO. In the funniest of them all. L New Music, Singing, Dancing and Special Scenery. "3 First Appearance In this City of MISS MARIE BURRISS. Exceedingly Strong Oast and Fioturesque Effeota BIJOU PRICES: Reserved Seats, 75c, 50c, 25c EMPLOYES' BENEFIT, Friday Evening, May 10. May 13 J. C. Stewart's Fat Men's Club. my5-3J-Su SEVEN! EVENINGS!a;dhea'H25. . ,-T r-rn. i rrv i r 1 Ol Thursday andSat- AFTERNOONS & "d Gfll IOTQlBotn Tocal and instrumental. are unapproachable. The ORCHESTRA Consisting of the Metro- I polltan ppera House Y Orchestra, augmented to 100 musicians, is un equaled. The PMflRllQofC00 voices is unexceptionable. TAre pf so varied a skillfully compiled as to make them wonderful. PR0GRAMMESJ SEASON TICKETSJ Monday Evening May'6, 189. lata: tWay,May k MM. JOED. CLIFTON'S EA2TOH KING OO. my5-H MISS MAYTREAT i- AND Wonderful ActiiigiDog in the exciting drasM,e8o4 THE RANCH KING." Now on sals at Hamilton's Music Store. The sale of tickets for Single Concerts will be gin on MOND AT, Hay 13, at 9 A. it $12 80, $8 and tS tor season tickets.' i ana wo lor single Boxes seating six. ttfJQ season. -112 60, S3 an PRICES Mi.11! J for the e; mjM3 Next Week WE, US & CO. my5-U T C. STBOUP- BANDBOX NOW OPEN. 85 UNION ST. Grand opening May 27. my4-73 E.D. WILT Lessee and Manager. WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY, MAY 6. Wednesday snd Saturday Mailneea, ' Boston Ideal OperaCompany. BEPEBTOBY: Monday FAUST Tuesday and Friday, BABBEB OF SEVILLE Wednesday Matinee MABTHA Wednesdav Niiht CARMEN1 Thursday Night and Satnrday Matinee, LION OF PEBU Satnrday Night.. ..GEAND COMBINATION Zelle de Lussan's Farewell to America. Scale of Prices, SI 50, II. 75c, 50c and 25. Week May 18 Bice's S20.000 Burlesque, 'The I Corsair," and Beautiful "Evangeline.'' my6-U I M YORK PHttHARIONIC CLUB, Assisted by MISS ELIZABETH NOBCBOSS and by MISS BELLE JOHNSON, of Chicago, OLDl city hall, Monday Evening, May 6, 1889 Tickets for sale at H. KXEBEB & BBO.'S, Wood st. Price. 1. 75c and 60c each. Music students half price to any part of the bouse. No extra charge for reserved seats. m;5 OLD CITY HALL Wednesday 4 Thursday, May I5&18 THE BOSTON SIMPH0SY OKCHESTEA, 60 PEBFOBMEBS. MB. WTTiHETiM GEBICKE, Condaeta&fe THE MOZART CLUB, 153 VOICES. Mr. JAS.P.MCCOLLUM, Conductor. F. G.BEINEMAN- 2 GRAND CONCERTS, a.,, Wedtesday, May 15--ETJJAH.", -Thursday, May 18-B TOIPHONY CONCERT, SOLOISTS Mr. and Mrs. George Henschel Dr. Carl Martin, Miss Adelaide Foresman and Mr. Paul Zimmerman. Box sheet open THURSDAY, MAY 9, at Mellor & Hoene's, 77 Fifth avenue, 9 A.K. Admission, SL Beaerved seats, 31 60. mj5-20-sa 62 AND 51 SIXTH BTHEET. Headquarters tor Costumes of all descriptions, for hire at reasonable prices. mhl7-88-Sa F. G. BEINEMAN. A TTEND THE IMPEBIAL CLUB'S BEGULAB THURSDAY NIGHTi BECEPTION At Imperial Hail, corner Seventh avenue snd new uraut street. Muslo by the Boyal Italian and Mosart Orchestras. McMichaels and Christy. ,J; Dancing from 8 to 2. Admission 50c mjW0 Pears' Soap Fair white hands. Brightclear complexion Soft healthful skin. "PEARS'-lBGtHt Enilisb CampleilDn SMP.-SnU EmnHti.' , GRAND 6 DAYS' CLOTHING PICNIC J. G. BENNETT & CO.. English nnd American Hats, Corner Wood Street nnd Fifth Avenue. Yes, I have concluded hereafter to buy my hats at Bennett's. I find their styles correct, their goods as represented and their assortment of imported and American hats the largest. They are agents for: AMEEICAN. Youman, JFifth avenue, New York. Dnnlap & Co., Fifth avenue. New York. Stetson & Co., Fifth avenue, New York. ENGLISH. Heath & Co., London. Christy & Co., London.. Lincoln, Bennett & Co., London. Harman & Co., London. pO Velvet Carpets nt 81 A Yard. The great sale of velvet carpets at $1 a yard is making business lively at Groet- zinger's Penn avenue carpet palace. Come in and look at them before it is too late. They are worth $1 50 per yard. They sell on sight; people who don t need them for present use are buying. We store goods without charge until you want them. Men's Spring Suits in Cassimeres, Cheviots, etc, choice of io differ ent styles, every one made up in a faithful and strong manner, medium and dark colors, Suits which are as good as competing houses ask $7, aye, and in some instances $8 for. They will suit the average working man to a nicety for evening wear. Now you who have to make your money go as far as possible wend your way early to our store and see for yourselves what we offer for a $5 Ml- 7 OUR GREAT ANNUAL MAY SALE OF MEN'S SUITS COMMENCES T0-M0RR0W, V And Oh My, Oh My! What a Glorious Sale it Will Be! This is a sale of Suits new and elegant and in all the latest styles bought by our wide- awake buyers before the other dealers of this city had awakened out of their winter's sleep. We want one and all to come and see these goods. Bring this paper with you in order to facilitate matters, point out the particular suit you want to see and depend on it it'll be shown you. Read carefully the descriptions to the right and left of this and then ask yourselves whether you ever heard tell of such extraordinary and phenomenal bargains. If you live out of town and cannot come to secure any bargain named send us your order by mail. You'll be suited in every respect i 1 Spring Opening. New cashmeres and Henriettas, New fonle and serges, New stripes and plaids, New satines and challies, New embroidered suits, New combination suitings. Grand display of new goods in every de- and 440 partment, at H. J. Lynch's, Market street. 438 WTSU One Chance In a Hundred Piano. A magnificent rosewood piano, in perfect order, elegantly carved case, first-class, cele brated maker. A $600 instrument will be cold, fully warranted, for $200. A great bargain. At the music store of J. M. Hoff mann & Co., 537 Smithfield street. Also a fine $200 parlor organ for $50. Ladles Are the Beet Jndces On all matters connected with the toilet. They have decided that Sozodout is what they will have. "When a woman will, she will, you may depend on't; and when sbe won't, she won't, there's an end on't." This accounts for the popularity of Sozodont. WTSu $7 Men's Spring Suits in good Wor steds and Cassimeres; all sizes from 33 to 42 inches breast meas ure. Each suit made in an elegant manner. Go where you will; enter any other store you choose and you'll find same quality suits tick eted go and $io. Here you see a saving is effected of either $2or $3. Quite a consideration, eh? Now you come to us, pay but S7 and-you pocket the difference. Come and see these suits, wh'ether you intend to buy or not TRiUMPHAU MARCH Of GUSKY'S PARS THE VICTORY OVER HIGH PRICES CELEBRATED. i tpXO Peaeson's cab. photos are admired by all the ladies. "Why? Because they are always elegantly finished and the likeness good. Dabbs, our well-known photographer, made some lovely photographs of a number of the children that took part in the May dance. To the Lodlrs. Haugh & Eeenan repair, reflnish and re-npholster fine furniture, or make new work to order. S3 and 34 Water st. 'Phone 1626. Stylish Saltings. The largest stock of fashionable suitings and trouserings will ba found at Pitcairn'g, 434 Wood st. wsu $10 At this popular price we show a large and superior assortment of sacks, frocks and cutaways dressy Worsteds, soft Cassimeres, business like Cheviots, and they're all-wool goods mind you not a thread of cotton about 'em. Vou have choice of solid colors, mixtures, stripes, checks and broken plaids and they're of such grand value that you could consider yourself lucky if you paid no more than $14 in any other store. At this price we offer Men's Suits of such styles and makes as oar competitors, who prefer the slow shilling to the quick six pence; ask $20 for. These suits are made from fine imported Corkscrews, Cassi meres and Tweeds. They're all" trimmed and made in an absolutely xauuiess manner ana are superior,' to any suit made to order for 25. You can't tell their value until yoa see 'em and you should come early. $16 Suits for business, walking, dress or traveling in short for every sort of wear. Frock, Cutaways, Prince Albert and Sacks, made of Cheviots, Worsteds, plain and mixed Cassimeres, Scotch plaids, checks, stripes. 20 is our ordinary price for these superb suits. Now before you pay 22 and perhaps more for a suit come and see these and save the extra dollars. All sizes, from 33 to 42. $12 Best $1 CO per dot. cabinet photos In the city. Panel picture with each doz. cabinet. Lies Popular Gaxleet, 10 and 12 Sixth st. Sumwp Ten per cent discount on beaded wraps for three days only. Closing sale at Bosen baum & Co.'s. --4cr Gxz 18 cabinet ehotes for . one dollar at Stewart & Co.'s, 9D Federal st, Allegheny. Men's good and handsome Suits; blue and black Worsteds, all-wool Scotches, Checks, Stripes, Plaids, Tweeds, Cassimeres in stylish mix tures and solid colors; all shapes of sacks, cutaways and frocks. There isn't another clothing house in this city but what gets at least 15 for like value suits. You can come in our store and take choice for $iz nnlw. I THE HIGH PRICE BULL STRIKES HIS COLORS To our low-price Bears. Read the price tags on the bears in this cartoon for pointers relative to our Great Six Days' Suit Sale, which com mences to-morrow morning. Any one of the Suits in the great Eight Drives is guaranteed to be from $2 to J5io less in price than anyone would pay for like quality goods in' any other clothing establishment Bargain seekers should coma early. $18 THIS WEEK! Children's elegant pleated Suits at $2 25. Boys' knee-pant Dress Suits at $3, $4 and $$. Boys' long-pant Dress Suits at $6 and $8. ' These bargains are on a par with onr wonderful offerings in Men's Suits and should be secured by money-saving parents. HEN'S and BOYS' HATS In all the very latest and most popular of spring styles We shall place on sale to-morrow morning 200 dozen of Men's very fine Derbys, all sizes from 6j to 7j, at the extraordinary low prices of fi 74, $1 98 and $2 25. No hatter in this city can show finer hats than these from $1 to $1 more money. ORDERS BT MATT. ATTENDED TO. rrT (Ir THIS WEEK! great May Sale of Furnishing Goods is on. If you want a Dress Shirt, a Necktie, Spring Underwear, Boys' Shirt Waist, Handkerchiefs, Hosiery, Suspenders, Collars or Cuffs, etc., eta, now is your time to buy. Surely a saving of anywhere from 35 to 40 per cent is a consid eration to 70a and this we guar- i antee. G U SJK )S THE PEOPLE'S FAVORITE STORE S r 300; ti. 400 MARKET -STREETS bJX bt j it? Prince Alberts, plain frocks, one, three and four-button cutaways in handsome imported smooth-faced goods, silk mixtures, stylish combi nations and real sterling plaids ia Cheviots, Worsteds in every form, Cassimeres, real Scotches, etc They're splendid suits and if you care to save a $5 bill you can do so and at the same time secure a suitl to please you in every particular. $20 Form-displaying cutaways, Princefc Alberts, ontf-button frocks and; sacks in everv shape, made 'ofs Worsteds in staple and newest dcr signs, including Wales, Corkscrews? Diagonals, Cassimeres in cnec itrinei and nrettv mixtures, ft eta 2. isr the ordinary pricVf ready-made and $o to $35-et made-to-measure. In point 7ofi uterial, fit and workraaasMpgi skalleage' comparison witktAtbMin sub. They're ane ia Ycyiwa.l . - - ?-;. iMM etc? 9vnlF "ar J' 7 "V I