p I . ' V ?1 7 1 -..- THE PITTSBURG IDISPATCH, THURSDAY MAT 2, 3i" fc P Tje Bij ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1848. Vol. 44, o. 84. Entered at Pittsbnrg rostofflce, "November 14, ISS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Ave rate circulation ef the daily edition of The Dispatch for six mootha ending April 1.1SS9. 27,986 Coplei per Isiuc. Average rlrcolatlon of the Sunday edition tTho DUpatch for March, 1SS9, 46,423 Copies per Issne. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE rEEE IJT THE UJTITED STATES. DAJXTDlsrATCH One Year 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter SCO Daily Dispatch, One Month 70 Daily dispatch, including Sunday, one year 10 00 Daily DiSPATcn, including Sunday, per quarter - 50 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, one i mouth SO BO day Dispatch, oneyear ISO Weekly Dispatch, oneyear. 1 SS The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carrier at 5 cents per week, orlncludlngtheSundayeditlon, at 20 cents per wees:. PITTSBURG, THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1SS9. THE MILK COMBINES. The milk shippers' combination, which started out with such a flourish of trumpets as to the way in which it was going to con trol the trade, has gone to pieces. The dealers who were to be disciplined by that organization are correspondingly exalted. This was the inevitable result of the at tempt at copying the trust methods of ar bitrary restriction of supply, and started out to make the business a losing one. In a trade on which no restriction can be put, such methods always react most severely on those who resort to them. It remains to be seen whether the dealers will be able to perceive the lesson, that the policy of monopoly cannot be applied to a trade that is open to every farmer owning a herd of cows. Or will they pursue the vision of combination and high prices to ward which they have already shown such a decided leaning? The former is the course of common sense and honest business. The Litter is the one most in vogue at present If the milk leaders adopt the latter plan they will only hasten the time when a union of producers, by adopting the legitimate method of distributing milk at a reduction from the middlemen's present excessive charges, will make a success of it WHICH IS SHE! The question whether a young woman is Julia Mary Sheehan, or whether Julia Mary Sheehan, whom she claims to be, is dead, furnishes the puzzle that occupies the Orphans' Court in this city at present Under ordinary circumstances the yonng lady herself would be considered authorita tive evidence, and when she backs up her tes timony by corroborating facts, her allegation that she is the missing heiress to sixty thousand dollars seems to be pretty strong. But then comes an uncle, who would be her uncle if she is she, but who testifies that he saw the real Julia Mary Sheehan buried out in Illinois. This reduces us to the certainty th tt someone is doing some hard swearing, commensurate to the amount ot raDneVat stake. It is a romance in real life Charles Beade's -'"Wandering Heir," with a variation in sex. THE BUILDING STRIKE. The striking epidemic has set in this year with a promptness which permits the hope that the trade disputes will be settled and gotten out of the way in time to let enterprises go on smoothly. Nevertheless the tendency toward permitting the wage question to drift into actual deadlocks con tains a possibility of contest, when it comes to the scale question in the iron trade, that is not entirely comfortable. The last addition to the list of strikes was that in the building trades yesterday. The possibility that this will check the building operations will not prejudice the public in its favor. As to the points at issue, while they may be considerably involved, it is probably clear enough that the prices which Pittsburg is paying for building -ought to permit the payment of good wages. It is generally understood that employers in most of the building trades have, by means of combination, forced up prices for ordi nary building thirty to fifty per cent above the average in localities no more favorably situated. In that case it is not unfair that the workman should get at least a share of the high prices. On the other hand, the resolution of the workmen to restrict apprentices and place a ban upon all except union made material, which prevents intending builders from buying material in open market, are, when considered as to their effects, rather exac ing. The workmen in this interest have not yet sufficiently recognized the benefit to themselves of encouraging building and thus stimulating the demand for their -work. Their present course tends rather to the restriction of building by high prices, the main advantage of which is sore to go to the combinations rather than to the work men. It certainly is to be hoped that the strike will be settled before it hampers building operations, when building is active, as at present, the masters and men should be able to share their prosperity without quarreling. PTOISH THE BAlLxHAHAGEES. Ko American can hare read the account of the drunken orgies at the Centennial ball in New York on Monday night without experiencing disgust and righteous anger. If it had been a mere public ball in honor of the day, but not expressly representative of the Empire City's celebration, its termi nation in tipsy disorder would not have been so disgraceful to the city of New York. Unhappily it is not alone the great city on the Hndson that has been dishon ored, but the nation which joined her in the making the Centennial glorious, must suffer likewise in the eyes of the world.' Borne of the managers of the ball should be made to suffer for allowing such a scan dalous disposal of the oceans of champagne. It ought not to be difficult to fix the respon sibility for the beastly scenes enacted in the supper room. The idea of serving the wine in magnums to anyone and everyone would hardly have been countenanced at a French ball. It is not surprising that under these conditions men and women became so disor derly under the influence of the champagne bath that the police were forced to literally raid the supper room at last to obtain order. The whole business is a blot on the good name of New York. Of course at such a seasc M this the eyes of the world are on America. Cannot the critics of Europe ask with reasonfif these ' te the manners and morals of .Republicans, how can Americans talk of the rotten so ciety of the kingdoms of the Old World? INTERFERING ELECTRIC WIRES. The possibility that the construction of an electric railway on the Pleasant Valley route will interfere with the telephones along the route, has just been mooted, and attracts some attention. An example of the readiness of managers of electric corpora tions to perceive tbe""suitability ot under ground conduits, for other companies than their own, is afforded by the reported re mark of the general manager of our tele phone system that 'an underground or con duit system for an electric railway would suit us, because it woulji not interfere with our wires at alL" There is little reason for doubt that an overhead electric railway does interfere ma terially with telephones. This has been ex perienced in Cleveland, where the electric road, on Enclid avenue, has rendered the telephones along its line almost useless; and the same result, to a lesser degree, has been experienced elsewhere. But why should electric railway wires go underground any more than telephone, telegraph or1 electric light wires ? The question which has here tofore been solely between the public and the corporations may become lively, if each class of electric corporations gets to telling the others that they should bury their wires. The correct settlement of the question is obvious if looked for without the prejudice of interest All the wires should be buried; those- of high power, like light and motor wires, in a conduit by themselves and those of lower power separate therefrom. One of these conduits should be provided by the construction of the electric roads, under the regulation of the city, and the other by any properly organized corporation or by the city. Each should be open to the use of all elec tric corporations of the class for which it is designed, and when underground provision is thus made all overhead wires should be taken down. This is the course that will be taken when the municipal regulation of corporations rises above the level of a scramble for exclu sive privileges. As affairs are run now it is probable that the corporations must fight out between themselves which shall be forced to do what they all ought to do. NOT EVEN ORIGINAL SILLINESS. It is said that President Harrison was struck with astonishment add admiration at the sight of the Pennsylvania legislators in the New York parade, shouting out to the beat of Statesman Pow's hatchet the syllables of our State's name, and then giv ing in unison its shout, "Who was George Washington? He was the father of his country; first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen," end ing with the usual breakdown. The spectacle of a body of law makers exhibiting their lung power in this way would certainly be very instructive to a thoughtful President, though admiration is not the sentiment which it would naturally evoke. Xike the idea of carrying elections', involving the economic policy of & nation, by similar parrot-like vociferations, it can only be taken as the measure of the insensi bility of the shouters to brains as a balance for bellowing. Considering the spread of this resort to wind as a political method, its adoption by the Pennsylvania legislators is not surprising; but what is remarkable is the apparent fact that President Harrison and some of the commentators on this stroke of legislative genius, regard this outcry as a novel invention of Statesman Pow and his followers. If M'. Pow had indeed originated, and his fellow-member practiced a new method for the display of the strength of their 1 nngs it might be a compensation for the utter ab sence of legislative ability to do anything but obey orders from their proprietors. But not even that solace is denied the State. Their shout is an old reminiscence of college nonsense, sillier than the average under graduate silliness, and moldy by its descent from the antediluvian era prior to 1876. THE AMBITION OF SHAH. The suicide of a young man named Xewis in New York last week, like those which have taken place recently here, is calculated to create doubt as to whether mankind is im proving in the qualities of sturdiness and virility. When it appears from the state ment which the young man left for the world to read alter he had deposited himself in the Central Park reservoir, that he shn filed off this mortal coil becausehe found the income of $1,200 a year insufficient to let him appear as a leader of fashion and one of the gilded youth, the only satisfactory indi cation as to the improvement of humanity which it affords lies in its indirect evidence as to the survival of the fittest Having determined to. leave the world be cause an income double that of the average worker would not satisfy the noble ambition of posing as a swell, or win him fame as an exemplification of the sartorial creation of man, it must be admitted that the young man planned an exit entirely in harmony with his character. He dressed himself in his most elegant clothes, wrote on mourning paper his reasons for taking his plunge into theCentralParkreservoirandthenextworld, and directed that the stricken, admiring world should celebrate his obsequies by two funerals one in Dr. Hall's Pifth Avenue Church, and another in a church at Pough keepsie, where his father lived. ' Having provided for these solaces in death for the failure of that noble ambition for fame, of which the fates robbed him in life, he dropped himself into the reservoir and in spired the community the next day with equal disgust at his foolishness and at the water in which he obtained dissolution. The trouble with young Xewis was very very much like that of Mr. Floppy Ply in the nonsense verses, whose life was blasted by the fact that "he could not go to court; because his legs were all too short," and the suicide seems to have approximated very closely to the intelligence and vital value of that insect. Tt is a revelation to find that a man can be so utterly devoid of intelligence or spirit; but, being such a fool, perhaps he did the best thing he could with himself. At all events it is to be hoped that the parade which he ordered for his funeral was obeyed. lithe pomposity and show of obsequies are furnished to order in such cases, the idiocy of it may lead sensible people to forswear funeral parade and dis tinguish themselves from the fools by ordering the plainest and quietest disposi tion of their mortal remains that is possible. While recognizing that this young man did the world a possible service by taking himself out of it, it should he impressed upon all who feel inspired by his example that tbey must not spoil so much valuable drinking water as he did. The practice of starting cable cars before women and old men have fully alighted is one that should be stopped. Otherwise it will, sooner or later, result in a serious acci dent and a big bill of damages. Time is of great value on the cable roads, but life and limb are still more precious. r-rr-i .--, The latest case of voluntary exile from V. the scenes of a' hero's ereatness is fur nished by Mrs. Ward McAllister's absence in Washington while trie Centennial exer cises were going on in New York. Perhaps the fact that Mr. McAllister was in Washington, while the President and Cabi net were in New York, preserved the bal ance of things, and prevented the country, from tipping up. Bnt the event seems to show that Mr. 'McAllister should have re mained in the metropolis and preserved a more equitable and reasonable distribution of the champagne. " Afteb we have had George Washington served up to us in various styles of news paper article and portraiture, the country will accept the idea that "variety is the spice of life," and give Christopher Colum bus his show in the celebration which is to come three years hence. The Chief of the Signal Service Bureau promises that he will soon reach the time when he can send out weather predictions tor three days in advance. Predictions of that sort will be likely to afford as much amusement in noting the verification, or the contrary, as information for the guid ance of the people. The bureau .had better make certain that it can conquer the weather for two days in advance before en larging its contract Apteb all, the popular acts .which de clared that no alien in this country should declare his allegiance to the flag of Anarchy in Chicago, or the flag of a foreign empire in New York, seems to have been rather pertinent. This country is ruled by the Stars and Stripes. With reference to the reported feat of the Pittsburg soldiers in hauling down the British flag, the New York Herald says: "The fool-killer evidently was not on duty yesterday." That the fool-killer has been shamefully neglecting his work in New York of late, is apparent from the absence of any reported increase in the rate of mortality in the metropolis. A labge number of Governors of the va rious States met at the celebration at New York this week. Current report is to the effect that the traditional remark of the Governor of South Carolina to the Gov ernor of North Carolina was received as a precedent The practical politicians are now making the worst indictment that they can imagine against the present administration by the the assertion that it is "as bad as Hayes'." The public may, however, accept this as sertion as involuntary testimony to the fact that the administration is run for the bene fit of somebody beside the machine. The returning hordes from the two ob jective points of recent popular pilgrimages can now meet and swap information as to whether the roughest entertainment for boomers en masse is to be found in Okla homa or in New York. When Senator Ingalls says that Murat Halstead is a common scold, it is likely to impress the public as a ratber striking case of the pot and kettle. But the Senator doubtless intends to impress upon the pub lic the difference between Murat Halstead and himself. Senator John James Ingalls is an uncommon scold.- The action of the Missouri Legislature in passing a bill prohibiting the sale of dressed beef in cities ot over 5,000 inhabi tants, contains an inference that towns of less size can eat dressed beef till it kills them. The Canadian politicians are responding to the play of our statesmen with regard to the cod fisheries by leading a strong cock in the shape of an attack upon the United Stales' monopoly of the seal fisheries. This leaves a possibility that Canada may yet take the odd trick in the international game. The falling sidewalk is the latest varia tion on the falling building. No lives being lost, it is probable that the lesson as to the necessity of care in destroying structures as well as building them, will go unheeded. The fact that the light-fingered gentry have been appropriating personal property around Municipal Hall, and in one case at least laying hands on the goods of the guardians of the public safety, should cause' the plundered police officials to bestir them selves. Who shall guard the guardians ? Well, if this county cannot sell the old county buildings under. the act of 1874, it would be hard to find auy property-holder in the community, better able to keep them. Cubbent report from New York seems to make it necessary to interject the remark that the celebration of the Government of Equal Bights is carried to an extreme when it consists in giving everybody the glorious results of equality of filling with more champagne than can he carried. PUBLIC PEOPLE PAEAGEAPHED. M. Chevkkul was a devout Christian all his life. ' The Prince of Wales ljas taken up a new prestidlgitateur in London named Sidney Prid more. Bin Eobeet Peel's son, when tossing for sovereigns the other day, lost 1,000. He then tossed double or'quits, and won. Woed comes of the death, at Fressburg, of Bishop Hyacinth Bouay, one of Kossuth's closest friends and most faithful followers. He was the Austrian Empress' teacher of Hun garian. The Duke of Edinburgh is suffering severely from dyspepsia. This is unfortunate tor him as it compels him to run up doctors' bills. Edinburgh Is the most economical man in Europe. Sekatoe Casieeojt will make a visit to his Arizona ranch In May. Later he will go to Europe with his wife and daughter. Senator and Mrs. Sherman sail for England this week, Senator Spooner and his family will also spend the summer in .Europe. THE Maharajah Dhuleep Singh's claim to the possession of the far-farmed Koh-1-Noor serves to remind us of a fact not perhaps gen erally known in connection with the ill-advised cutting of the gem many years ago. Placed in the hands of Messrs. Gerrard for the purpose, the diamond was being slowly polished, when, owing doubtless to the fricrion, becoming over heated. It suddenly burst from its temporary setting of wax, and with the impetus imparted to it by the flying-wheel against whicn it was pressed, shot through a neighboring window and disappeared from sight The excitement of the occurrence can bo more readily con ceived than described; a search was instantly organized, when finally, much to the delight of all. the treasure was discovered lodged In the gutter of a neighboring house. Such an Important Equipment, Too. from the Philadelphia Ledger.) Chicago policemen are not at all pleased with thsjnew badges furnished them two weeks ago at a cost of 1,400, and are clamoring for a re turn to tbe old ones. Somebody, Anybody and Everybody, .From the Hew York Tribune. One great truth is borne In upon us theso days. That Is, that there Is somebody who Is greater than anybody, and that is everyoody. THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Letter From G. W. Himself Blowltz the Blower A Model An Odd Remit of Non-License. Undoubtedly there Is an interest attach ing to everything that George Washington wrote,' which is hardly equaled: in the case of any other man, living or dead, that is among Americans. Yesterday a letter of Washington's which has never been in print before, came Into my hands. It is the property of Mr. Brady Wil kins,ofthis city, but The Dispatch is in- uowkcu luaupenuiuauiiufa s uiiauauee, OI xne Chamber of Commerce, for the use of it on this occasion. The Utter itself was addressed by Washington to Senator James Ross, of whose Importance in this region at the close of the last century Plttsburgers need hardly be reminded. A singular thing is that the letter throughout Is well spelled. Washington's strong points did not include orthography. The letter is written on three sheets of the common note paper in use In Continental days. The paper is yellow and the ink brown throush age. But he letter can bo read easily. V Hebe Is the letter; SIT. VlRNOS; 6th Nov., 1797. DEjLR Sir Your favour or the Id alt., with Its enclosure, came duly to hand, add I feel myself very much obliged by the favorable footing on wnlch you have Disced matters with Col. bbrcve. These are perfectly satisfactory to me, and of wnicn j. Bnoma nave inrormea yon sooner. Had I not supposed that the most certain, though perhaps sot the quickest way of making It known to yon, would be to lodge my letter In Philadelphia' against yonr arrival there. This 1 am about to do In the hands of Col. Pick ering. Whatever under the derangements occa sioned by the1 sore calamity which has afflicted that city, yon shall find most convenient to your self will be agreeable to me, for depositing the sum in the Bank of Pennsylvania which has been paid you by Col. Shreve on my account. nut it may not be amiss to add that if (oOObas been paid into that bank for my nee, no advice of It has been given to m e. I am perfectly convinced tnat yonr observations and opinion with respect to the most advantageous mode, to wit, laying off my land on the Ohio Into lots of about 200 acres. Is correct, and Is the best way to make the in?st of them. The reasons which have weighed against It hitherto, with me, are first. It Is trouble some; second, may be tedious In jits operation, and third, my object being to convert the land ag gregately Into money or some kind of stock that I might derive a convenience and benefit from the interest daring the short stay which, from the natural conrse of things, I have to remain here. The end would not be answered In a retail -way wunoui, in a manner, sinking tne capital. But as you have been so good'as to mention this mode, will you permit me to ask what you think the lands would sell for by the acre divided In the manner yon suggest, and whether there is within your view any person In whom confidence could be placed as an agent to manage this business who has leisure and Inclination to undertake it for an adequate compensation and what? I wish yon an agreeable session and perfect unanimity in all great questions which Involve the dignity, honor, and Interest of our country. With very sincere esteem and regard, lam, dear sir, Your obedient and Wery H'ble servant, G. Washington. The Ron'ble James Boss. Eecclvlug the money in driblets Is tantamount. V It you want to see a fine piece of condensed egotism read "A Chapter From My Memoirs," by Mr. De Blowitz, in the May Harper's. The exhibition of conceit is all the more amusing because the inflated Be Blowitz is particular to disavow the slightest admiration for himself at the outset of his article. The reader Is assisted to realize what sort ot man De Blowitz is by his portrait, which the edi tion of Harper's has thoughtfully furnished. There you see that De Blowltz is a man with an excessively large head. The head looks as if it were swelled. Fluffy, fnrzy whiskers frame a face that is unmistakably intellectual and full of will, strong, assertive will. De Blowitz is the correspondent of the Lon don Times at Paris. He has a reputation of a certain sort; among other things, for invari ably blundering in his prophecies, to making which he is much addicted. In the article which he contribntes he affects to tell how ho scooped for the Times all the other corre spondents at Berlin when the treaty between the European powers was signed there In 1877. In realitv, the secret of how' Mr. Blowltz got the copy of the treaty is still unrevealed. V THE CLOSED SALOOX-A EONDEL. The clink of the glass is no more sounding The merry clink that we knew so well There's nothing left but the simple smell Of the rich, red juice that was once abounding. Shades are drawn, and a gloom astounding Hangs o'er the place like an evil speU. The clink of thegless Is no more sounding, The merry clink that we knew soweIl. Dry Is the bar that the bock is abounding Flecked with its foam, as It lately fell. When mine host had a licence to sell. The door is clc-ed-it's no use pounding. The clink of the glass Is no more sounding. The refusal of so many licenses, and the con sequent closing of so many saloons, has had an effect that has been little talked of, upon the theatrical interests of the city. In the saloon windows you must have noticed the gaudy lithographs of the dramatic com panies, changing every week. The privilege of exhibiting these advertisements has been re garded as a valuable one, and there has been a pretty hot competition between the local thea ter managers for the bestlocated saloons.. The saloonkeeper received in return for allowing the lithographs to bohnng in his window one or more passes for the theater in Question. The number of passes depended upon the loca tion ot the saloon. Now, the saloons that are closed will proba bly prove rather better for advertising pur poses until they are converted into stores of one sort and another; after that happens, of conrse they will be no longer available. There will be considerable redaction in the litho graph free list at all the theaters after a wlillj. This will not be a great misfortune, for in the opinion of very many theatrical people litho graphs In saloon windows do not pay for them selves. It is certain that a small advertisement In a daily paper is worth to the theater manager ten times as much as the same money would avail in lithographs. A MOTHER FIGHTING PATE. She Refuses to Believe That Her Daughter Is Really Dead. Chicago, May 1. One week ago to-dav Miss Wilhelmina Stohl, aged 21 years, residing a the suburb ot Jefferson Park, died of rheumatism of the heart. She had once gone into a trance In Germany, This time when the time for the funeral had arrived the body showed no signs of decomposition, and theburialwa3tiostnnnprl. The lips remained red, the cheeks were flushed and there was no pallor of the body. The mother believed that it was another trance. The body was put into bed and artificial heat applied, in the hope of restoring her to life. Finally, physicians were called in and made scientific tests. The looking glass was tried; artificial respiration and artificial abdominal pressure were applied, without result. Finally, the tibial artery was opened and then com pletely severed, bnt not a drop of blood flowed showing conclusively that the girl was dead. Still the mother was not convinced, and the body remains unburied and the efforts at re suscitation continue. THE PITT8BDEG STAGE. Habby. Keewell's company Is proving a big attraction at the Academy. The perform ance is well worth seeing. "Oveb the Garden Wall," very funny and very good every way, according to the popular verdict, will be the bill at Harris' next week, At tho Bijou next week the popular favorite' Frank Mayo, will appear in his own artistic creation, "Davy Crockett." Miss Marie Bnr ress, a Pittsburg girl,.is the leading lady of tbe company, which Includes many well-known names. Tickets are now on sale at the Grand Opera House for the engagement of the Boston Ideals next week. An exceUent repertoire. Including the new opera, "Tbe Lion of Peni," by a Pitts burg composer, will be given. The Ideals should draw crowded houses. The musical event of the week will bo Gil more's jubilee festival at Battery B Armory this afternoon and evening;. In addition to the wonderful band, accompanied by artilleryand a strong anvil chorus, ei At renowned vocalists will take part, tbeprbgramme will be entirely different for each performance. No music loref should raiss this entertainment. The hall has been thoroughly cleaned and will be lighted uy vieukiiciby. EXCESS1YB BATES Off ORANGES. The Inter-State Commerce Commission Dis misses the Case. JVASHisoTOif, MayL Tbelnter-State Com merce Commission to-day heard the cases of G. H. Bishop versus Mr. Duval, Receiver of the Florida Railway and Navigation Company, and J. A. Harris versus Mr. Duval, Receiver of the Florida Railway and Navigation Company and the Florida Southern, Railroad Company. The complaints in both cases were similar and on motion ofvcounsel they were heard together. Complainants are engaged in growing oranges in Citra, Fla., and charge here that the rates exacted by these companies for the haul from Citra to Gainesville andfrom Citra to Callahan. all points in Florida, are unreasonable and un just, and contrary to the rates established by the Florida State RailwaV Commission. Durine the progress of the testimony it was developed that the unjnst charges complained of were terminated by the companies early In January of the present year. Mr. John A. Henderson, representing, the Florida Railway and Navigation Company, then announced that the sale of the company he represented bad to-day been consummated and that the new company would be known by the name ot the Florida Central and Peninsula Company. It was also developed that-the com plainants had made petition to the court for relief and a refund of the exorbitant charges made. With this information the commission re tired for consultation. After consuming about 15 minutes discussing the matter the commit sion returned and Chairman Cooley announced" that in consideration of the fact that the rem edy sought for as regards the rates had already been obtained by the cessation of the exaction of unjust rates by the railroad companies, and that the question remaining that of refunding the duties illegally collected had been taken to the courts, the commission did not desire to hear the matter further. The complaints were therefore dismissed. LEAENING AND LITEEAT0EE. Both Are to Bo Encouraged by a Now Na tional Catholic Organization. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. YounGSTowit, May L Leading Catholic divines and educators have been agitating a plan for a long time that wonld tend toward a wider diffusion of knowledge among the Cath olio masses. The idea was taken up by the re ligions magazines and newspapers and fully discussed, each giving valuable suggestions and urging the necessity of establishing an organi zation which would promote and stimulate a greater fove of education on a popular plan. Youngstown has taken the Initiative in the matter and an organization has been formed to be known as the Catholic Educational Union. Rev. Edward Hears was elected President, Rev. Joseph Klute. Vice President; Charles H. Wayne, Secretary, and Warren E. Mooher, Treasurer. An Advisory Board composed of prominent Catholics was also chosen. This or ganization, however, i9 only temporary, add it is proposed to place the control of it in the bands of the foremost Catholic educators of the country. The special aim of the union will be to give those who find it difficult to pursue their studies after leaving school an opportunity to follow a prescribed conrse of reading which combines secnlar and religions literature, and in general to encourage muiviuuai study in an improved and systematic course. To carry out the idea the plan proposes local branches and reading societies m every city and town, the members of which will follow the course pre scribed by the main organization. The found ers claim that it will meet a requirement long felt among Catholics, and will tend In addition to its other benefits, toward doing away with desultory and injurious reading by fostering and encouraging a love for good literature to be read in systematic order. An.effortwillbe made to obtain the co-operation and aid of leading Catholics throughout the country, and if is expected so great will be the encourage ment that the new union will soon become an established institution. CHEAPEE COZE WANTED. Iron 'Men In Eastern Pennsylvania Ask for Lower Tolls. Philadelphia, May L The Lehigh Valley Railroad Company has as yet taken np step similar to the Philadelphia and Reading Rail road's policy of reducing the price of coal and the tolls on it to its f urnacemen. The price of furnace coal delivered is now a little higher in the Lehigh Valley than in the Schuylkill re gion. It was stated yesterday by a prominent manufacturer that concessions were being con sidered by the Lehigh Valley Railroad! and that it was not unlikely that the price of coal would be reduced from 52 10 to $2, and a Small conces sion made in freights. The Iron fnrnacemen of Eastern Pennsyl vania, although. benefited by a reduction in the price of anthracite coal, hold that what they need still more is lower toll on coke from West ern Pennsylvania. Many furnaces which years ago used only anthracite coal have now dis carded it altogether or use it in conjunction with bituminous coal or coke. Coke is largely used, especially in the Schuylkill Valley. To meet the known want? ot the iron men the Pennsylvania Rai'road made a reduction of 9 cents a net ton on coke tolls at the same time that the Philadelphia and Reading Railroad made its concession on anthracite. The rate of freight is still, however. 32 39 per net ton, or 82 63 per gross ton of 2,240 pounds. It is claimed that this charge on fuel vjorth only $1 per ton is most exorbitant, and a very heavy reduction is needed before justice is done. There is a strong hope, says the Heard, that the condition will be relieved by the extension of the Wilkesbarre and Western Railroad into the new coke fields of Clearfield county. This is a district the development of which is only beginning, but with direct communication to the iron furnaces of Eastern Pennsylvania its coke will enter into sharp competition with that from Connellsville. TO MUZZLE 0EAT0ES. The Pennsylvania Railroad Pats It Man In tbe Franklin Institute. From the Philadelphia Becord.l General Agent W. J. Latta, of the Pennsyl vania Railroad, has just been elected a member of the Franklin Institute, and, as the story goes, this little event is the outcome of An drew Carnegie's recent attack upon tbe Penn sylvania Railroad before the Institute. It is understood that the address was not very favorably regarded -in the Fourth street office of the railroad company. Mr. Latta, it is pre sumed, will now add to bis duties as general agent a general oversight of the affairs of the Franklin institute, keeping an eye on the selec tion of lecturers to addres the institute and seeing that no more Andrew Carnegies shall set bees buzzing arouna the Pennsylvania Rail road management Hcreatter tbe molders of public opinion mnst mold with some little regard for the Pennsyl vania Railroad. There is just one pitfall that MrLatta will have to look out for. President Roberts, according to his own showing, seems not to have lenown Andrew Carnegie until qnite recently. Unless care shall be taken some other "unknown" millionaire manufacturer like "that man Carnegie" may reach the ros trum and make tbe railroad magnates wince A CRANK SECRETARY OP tfAR Amuses Himself by Firing Clerks Until Stopped br the Police. WAshikotok, May L A crank walked Into the office of the Secretary of War to-day, and taking the Secretary's chair, opposite to General Bennett, who is acting as Secretary, declared that he was Secrerary of War, having been appointed by Mr. Cleveland. The officers humored the man, who busied himself in giving orders and discharging the appointment clerk, until police officers arrived and took charge of him. s He was identified as a man named Baker, who bad taken charge of the police headquarters & few days ago In a similar informal way. Ho Knows a Good Thing, Grecnsbnrg Tribune-Herald. 1 The latest story about Mr. Jay Gould is that he will resign his railroad connections and ap ply for a liquor license in Pittsburg. He fully appreciates the fact that the railroad business is overdone and his mnnef-getting eye is quick to perceive the advantages the ex-smoky city offers. Tbey Don't Take, From the New York Herald, 1 A correspondent writes to ask why we can't erect a magnificent arch in memory of this Centennial celebration. Well, the popular passion doesn't seem to run to monuments nowadays. Such little matters are like poor vaccine; they don't "take." Giving; Oat Fnt Jabs. WASHiNGTOtf, May L The Secretary of the Treasury to-day appoipted Herbert Vail, of New York, to be Chief of the Construction Division of tbe Supervising Architect's office, vice J. A. Sutherland, reduced, and William A. Rogers, "of Ohio, to be chief of a division in the Third Auditor's office. Xlectric Roads for Boston. Special Telegram to The pijnatch. . Boston, May j.-Tiie West End Street Rail way Company to-day received the unanimous consent of the Board of Aldermen to place the overhead electric system In every street, lane and alley fn the city. ... 4 - THE MAY HEAVENS. The Day Grow Longer Facts About Mer cury Jupiter uninteresting- Object In teresting Information for Star Gazers. tWJU'riJOf TOE THE DI3FATCII.1 The sun continues traveling northward, and tbe day grows In length by 63 minutes during the month of May.Ontho5tb.tbe sun'sapparenc diameter is 31' 46". and his distance from the earth 93,660,000 miles; on tbe 25th his diameter' is at' sa" and his distance (W,uoo.oeo miles. B. A. Declination. Rises- Sets May S...2h,62ra. 16 27' north. 5:15 A. M. 7:18P. 3f. May IS...3U.s:m. 19 or north. 5.05 a. Ji. 7:Z8r.M. May25...4h.llm. 21" W north. 4:57A.M. 7:38P. M. Mercury is evening star throughout the month, and gets into very good position for ob servation toward the latter part. He attains his greatest elongation east 22 iV, on the 24th; L e., on that 'day he is farthest east from the sun. and sets the longest time after him. This will therefore be the bpst time for the amateur to try to catch sight of his little disk. The planet can only be seen with the unaided eye under certain favorable conditions, which do not always occur; moreover, the observer mnst have ,an unobstructed horizon and a verr clear skr. In England Mercury is a rare sight on account of the unfavorable climate. Tho best time to see Mercury is of course when he is brightest and sets the longest time after the sun, that it may be as dark as possible and tbe planet maybe high above tbe horizon. Unfortunately, these conditions cannot be filled At the same time. Tbe planet Is brightest when nearly full, bnt when farthest from the sun the phase is about half moon. The length of time that the nlanet sets after the sun depends on its "distance- east or west of the sun and its northern declination. How it happens that at some elongations" Mercury reaches a greater distance from the sun than at others, the maximum distance Deing about 23 and the minimum 18, but when he reaches his greatest distance he is always south, while at some elongations when the eastern or west ern distance is not so great, be is much farther north, and this large variation In de clination has a greater effect on the time the planet is aDove tbe horizon than a few degrees more or less in tbe distance east or west. This month at elongation Mercury will be 22 4.V east of the sun and about 6 north of him, the conditions, therefore, being quite favor able, since he will set about two hours after the sun. As the planet reaches his greatest brilliancy on the first of the month, tin mv T well rpah a few days before the elongation. It is somewhat difficult to catch the little twinkler, especially if his position is not known precisely, but when once sighted it is easy to keep him in view. An opera or field-glass will greatly assist in the search. The following positions should aid in finding the planer. On tbe 20tb, at 7:45 p. at. Mercury will be 30 40 above the horizon and 22 01' north of due west; on the 24th. at the same hour, he will be 18 07' above the horizon and 18 W north of due west. His apparent diameter is 5".3 on the 5th and.8".2 bn the 25th. K. A. Declination. Transits. Sets. May 5...3h 39m. 20 JO' north. 1:04 P. M. 8:24 P.M. May 15...4h 65m. 24 68' north. 1:40 p. M. 9:22 P.M. May 23... 5a 43m. 2a 18' north, 1:54 F. II. 9:33p.m. Venus has left the evening skies, bnt will soon reappear as morning star on, the otber side of tho sun with all her former beauty. Her "in ferior conjunction" as the passaee of the planet .between tbe sun and earth is called, took place on the 30th of April. The swiftly moving planet will soon get beyond the beams of Old Sol, and may be seen in the early morning. She grows brighter and brighter during the month, as the crescent phase gets broader and broader, though the apparent diameter ot the planet de creases somewhat. On tbe Sth tbe diameter of the disk is 68".8, and on the 25th 47".4. R. A. Declination. Rises. Transits. May 5...2h. 15m. 17 30" north. 4.17 a.m. 11:43 a.m. Slay I5..2h. 03m. 13 5y north. 3:57 a.m. 10:49 a.m. May 25.Jh.04m. 11 63' north. 3iKa.ii. 10:10A.M. Mars Is still evening star, bnt far away, and sets too soon after the sun to be seen. He Is in conjunction with Mercury on tne 5th. being 1 09' south of Mercury. His apparent diameter is".U Jupiter is now a very Interesting object He is still morning star, as he will not reach oppo sition until the latter part of Jnne, but he rises before midnight, and is high enough to be well seen two or three hoars after rising, He Is In the constellation Sagittarius, and will remain in about the same position throughout the month. A line from the Pole star through Veea and extending as much farther will about find him. There should be no difficulty in identlfyine the planet, as be is much brighter than any of the surrounding stars. Tbe chief interest attaching to Jupiter for observers with small telescopes is his retinue of satellites. These four bodies are visible with very small optical power; indeed, they have been seen with the unaided eye by some people possessed of extraordinary good eye sight In small Instruments tbey appear like stars, but in larger ones, and with high magni fying powers, they are seemto have disks the same as the planets and, in fact they may be considered planets themselves, of a second or der, bearing the same relation to Jnpiter as Jupiter does to tbe sun. These moons re volve around Jupiter In mnch less time than it takes our moon to get around the earth; tbe innermost called by astronomers No. 1 for convenience, performs his revolution in 1 day, 18 honrs; No. 2 takes 3 days, 13 hours; No. 3, 7 days, i hours, and No. .4, 18 days, 18 hours. Each of tbe tbree inner satellites every revolution passes Into the shadow Jnpiter casts behmd him (making an eclipse) pa'sses behind the disk of tbe planet (occultation), and passes in front of the planet (transit) so that they famish a great deal to Interest an observer. The fonrth satellite (and at some seasons the third) on account of his large orbit passes above or below tbe disk in stead of making an eclipse or transit Of conrse, only a few of ail the phenomena are visible at any one place, but by careful watch ing the observer may catch a great many of these interesting events. It is 'only necessary to note the position of any satellite which is near tbe planet notice if it is going In the right airection, ana aow last, ana wait. The apparent diameter of Jupiter on the 5th E the month lsjl; on the 25th, 43 2'. of R.A. Declination. Transits. Rises. May 5..18b.35m. 22 57' sooth. 4:02 A.M. ll:23p.M. May-15..1Sb.33m. 23 CC south. 3:20 A.M. 10:42 p.m. May25..18b.3m. 23" Oy south. 2:33A.M. 9.33 P.M. Saturn is in quadrature with the sun, i. e., 90 east of him, on the 3d of the month, and can only bo well seen in the evening for about two months more. The plane of the rings Is In clined about 16 to the line of sight, and they can still be well seen, but at succeeding opposi tion the inclination will be less and less. The apparent diameter of Saturn is 17".2 ou the Sth and lb". 4 ou the 25tb. R. A. Declination. Bets. Rises. May 5.. 911.07m. 17 47' north. 1:41A.M. 6:31 p.m. May 15,.9h.C8m. 17 39' north. 0:53A.M. 5:53P.M. May 25..9h.llm. 17 2? north. 0.22 a.m. 5:16 p.m. Uranus Is evening star, having passed opposi tion to tbe sun last month. He may be seen with a small telescope If mounted with circles in order to point It to the proper place. His apparent diameter Is 3".8. It. A. Declination. Transits. Mays 131i. 11m. e 43' south. 10:14 p. jr. Mayl5 13h.09m. 6 40' south. 9.5JP.M. May 23 13h.08m. 6 34' sou tb. 9:13p.m. Neptune is in conjunction with the sun on the 22d, and therefore invisible throughout the month. The moon presents the following phases this month: 1'irst quarter Mays, 12:00 m." Pull moon , May 15, 12:00 jr. Last quarter May 22, 3.00 A.M. New moon..... May 29, 10.00 r. m. The moon is farthest from the earth on the 4th, at 2 A. If,, when her apparent diameter is 2!y 81"; nearest on the 16tn, at noon, when her apparent diameter is S3' 22"; farthest again on the 31st, at 10 P. M., her apparent diameter then being 29J2S". The mooa Is in conjunction with Neptune on the 1st, at 2:40 p. it.. Neptune being 1 54' north; with Saturn on the 7th, at 5 P. M., Saturn being 1 2S7 south; with Uranus on tho 12tb, at 0:15 P.M., Uranus being!0 61' south; with Jnpiter on the 17th, at 10 p. M.. Jupiter being W south; with Venns on the 28th, at 10i33 A. M.. Venns being 4 20' north; with Mars on the 29tb, at 11 p. M.. Mars being 3 03' north: with Mercury on the 31st, at Jldf A.M., Mercury being P53' north. B. E. Ltjtt. Helping American Sblp Dnlldors. Washington; May L The Treasury De partment has decided that so-called shlp-plank-ing, imported for use in tbe construction or American vessels is entitled to free entry, notwithstanding the fact tbat tbe importer Is not a sblp builder, but merely Imports the mer chandise for sale. SWEET LITTLE SOMEBODY. Somebody crawls into mamma's bed Just at the break of day, Snuggles up fcnd Whispers load, "Somebody's come to stay." Somebody rashes through the house, Never once shuts a door. Scatters her playthings all aronnd Over tbe nursery floor. Climbs on the fence and tears her clothes Never a bit cares she Swings on the gate and makes mud pies Who cansomebady be t Somebody looks with roguish eyes Up through her tangled hair "Somebody's me, " she says. ' "but then Soaebody doesn't care. " -Xort .Pa.) Daily i - ONE DAI 15 NET? I0EI. Afraid or Boomer. ' riTSW TOBS BtTBXAO SrZCIAXS. NbwTohk. May L The offices of theDe partment of Public Works are in a state of siege. The skylights are battened down, the window shutters are up and the windows and doors are doubly barrea, and bolted. In the offices 25 well-armed County Democrats are known to be eating and sleeping, though they keep themselvesso close that anxious Tammany ltescan learn little more about them. The whole situation is the result of a conflict of opinion between Commissioner D. Lowber Smith and Mayor Grant. Smith Is a County Democrat, and thinks his term of office does not expire till Mayi.1891. Mayor Grant is a Tamiqanyite, ana thinks that Mr. Smith's term expired at 12 o'clock last night. Morever, Mayor Grant wishes Thomas E. GUroy, a brother in Tammany, to succeed Mr. Smith and to begin distributing the fat plums which are perquisites of the Commlssionership riehtoff. Mr. Smith intends to keep possession of his office, however, If he has. to fight for it Sev eral days ago he bad the offices of bis depart ment partly fortified. To-day he got the idea that Tammany might try to "jump his claim" during the confusion of the Centennial, and garrisoned the whole building. On tbe Ocean. Senator John Sherman and John C. New, Consul General at London, sailed to-day for England on the steamship City of New York. The staterooms of both were full of flowers from their New York friends. A Wealthy Drank. Edward Smith, of St. Louis, was found drunk on the Bowery last night with 2,000 in his pocket. He was too full to tell his name to the officer who arrested him. This morning he was discharged with a temperance lecture by a police justice. Hungry Militiamen. Tbe contracts with caterers for feeding the visiting militia expired before breakfast this morning. All the regiments which had re mained to see the Industrial parade to-day found themselves in a state of semi-starvation. The Washington troops were unprovided for and they were also penniless. Several other regiments were in the same condition. Tbey claimed that tho understanding was that tbey were to be fed to-day, but the members of the Army Committee say that except in special cases the visiting troops were informed that their entertainment would last only two days. As soon as the difficulty was brought to Colonel Cruger's attention he gave instructions to tbe caterers to feed the troops to-day. After a de lay of four or five hours the men got then breakfast, v Ah Foo's Little Done. Ah Foo, a drunkard and an opium eater.tried to kill himself by swallowing a big dose of opium in molasses. Ah Lee, his employer, called a policeman. The policeman and Ah Lee marched Ah Foo around tbe City Hall 15 or 20 times and then locked him up on the Tombs. The trio was followed by alarge gather ing of flippant newsboys. k The New Postmaster. Postmaster Cornelius C. VanCott was for mally installed In bis new office to-day. He ar rived about 10 o'clock and was greeted by ex-Postmaster-General Thomas L. James, who has been acting Postmaster since Mr. Pearson's death. Mr. James then introduced the heads of the departments and formally turned over the property to the new Postmaster. The members of the Auditor's Department had found everything correct to a penny. Post master VanCott gave Mr. James a receipt for postage stamps, postal cards and stamped envelopes amounting to 674,559. Mr. VanCott was introduced to the employes of the office at a meeting called shortly after noon. He made a little speech, full of compliments to the late Mr. Pearson. and thenretired to his office to take nts first lesson in conducting-postofflces. BEC0BDS OP THE EE1I0TE PAST. Scientific ltlen Are Finding Plenty talnterest Thrm Aroand tbe Manchester Canal. From the New York San.2 Scientific men are hovering around the exca vations for the Manchester Ship Canal, like birds in a newly plowed furrow, seeking for records of the remote past Of course the geologists find plenty to interest them In the sand beds and rock formations, and the archae ologists have been made happy by the unearth ing of a prehistoric canoe which is doubtless a relic of very ancient fisheries. The botanists, too, find plenty of material for Inquiry in a thick layer of leaves, which in some mysterious way have been preserved almost Intact under a bed of sand. They are identifying some of the ancient species as nearly related to vegetation of the present day. We have to thank Mother Earth for preserving a good deal of historical material for ns. The history of one great peo ple, tbe Hittites. wholly unknown to the world for many hundreds of years save for a few references in tbe Bible, is now being dug out of the mounds of Western Asia. DOES PROHIBITION PROHIBIT? Massachusetts Drngglsts Answer the Ques tion la tbe Negative. Special Telejrram'to The Dispatch. Mamen, Mass., May L This city is one of the banner prohibition cities of the State, but the cold-water cranks opened their eyes to-day at the revelations made by Chief of Police Richards as to the apothecaries. In eigbtplaces 12,574 sales ot liquor were reg istered. Each sale was to represent one pint ofjlquor. Thus at least 37K barrels of liquor have been used, according to the druggists, for medicinal purposes only, daring the last 11 months. It is probable that only one drug store will be licensed for the ensuing 12 months. Tbe Undertakers Have Organized. From the Wilkesbarre Record. Solo selections from Richard Wagner's Tann hauser will be sung for the first time in Wilkes barre at tbe Concordia concert and social to day a week. The Star of the Umpire. From tne New Tork World.i In California they have adopted this season the double-umpire plan for baseball games. Westward the star of umpire takes its wayl PENNSYLVANIA PRODUCTS. A itECEUT shower completely covered the front of a Bethlehem dwelling with an army of "red rain worms." Mart Dewet, of Utica, Venango county, sick abed for three years, was suddenly faith cured last Sunday, and is able to see to the spring house-cleaning. Is Titusyille the other night burglars took $75, tbe total savings of John Griffiths, a poor workingman, and then ransacked the children's toy safes for their few pennies. . Atotoo alligator. In a McKeesport show window tried to swallow a teacup. Tbe ex citeu owner barely saved its life by inverting It and vigorously thumping its system. John Hopkins, of Gaskill township, Indi ana county, has his sawmill protected from firebugs by a burglar alarm connected witi. his Dedroom and also by a dynamite boom. John, son of John P. Charlton, of Washing ton, caught a white rat with a black head the other day. The little animal died shortly afterward, and will be stuffed as a curiosity. Two dressy MUlerstown youths went buggy riding, and feeling facetious drove over a way side pic, which instantly resented tbe act by humping its back and dumping the two youths into the gutter. Hzskt Sxisheb, of Coatesville, found an Intoxicated man, and thinking he needed emetic treatment, put bis finger down the man's throat, when the man closed on it and nearly chewed it oft Emven- Scranton jurors, who were kept out over night by the obstinate twelfth man, Levi Robinson, tried-to tease him Into their views. Htv got angry, flunga gum shoe and broke a glass, and the next morning he yielded to the majority. AS a donkey was browsing In New London one day lately, Frank Wharmly's bulldog seized it by the shank-bone of the off hind leg. - After a terrific battle the donkey closed its jaws on the dog's back, and then deliberately slammed it against a wire fence until the dog was dead. Mrsa CHBistTANA ScnrxxxKB, of Toby banna Mills, seeing a funeral puts her door a lew ,weeks ago, expressed a belief that She would shortlydle, though quite vjell then, and told her mother whom she wished as pall-bearers. Her words came .true, and a few days since sue was uuneu. 14 Tbe Pennsylvania-BaHroad ComDaav has 86,389 persons in itswaploy, , One-third of all the jdno made la Eh-,- rope is manufactured in jseigiain. v j a wo jcrenca tmu. uuo hicikm elevator ' will be used In the Eiffel Tower attheParlsi' Exposition. , The city of Borne consumes an average of 300 tons of coal a day In crossing the ocean at top speed. Fifty-two chicks from B0 eggs is a rec CDIIOUS CONDENSATIONS, ord that a Lenawee county, Michigan, man . Srondly presents in behalf of one of his hatch- s ig hens, 7 Three times as much coal. as over before was imported into St Petersburg last year.and ' a Russian Government commission is investi gating the Russian mines to find, oat what ails them- r s. A New Englander, after returning home from attending a horse suff erlng,wlth va riola, kissed his children, and in aXshorttlme everyone of the-youngsters was down with the disease. ,, t There are more paper mills -.running more machines in the United Statesjhanin any other country in the world. Germany has nearly as many, but no other country has half as many. && It is estimated thai 66 rjer centof jthe anthracite coal is wasted before It gett to margt ket Fifty-five per cent has to be left infthei mines for pillars, and H per cent Is lost after ir gets above ground. !t In Great Bay, N. H., one afternoon re-? cently, A. W. Horne. of Greenland, killed at one shot 9 of a flock of 18 ducks and wounded 4. The three remaining flew off, but a second shot brought down two of them. The bill requiring street railway com panies in towns of 25.000 Inhabitants or over to furnish 25 rides for 1 has been passed to a third reading in the Illinois Legislature... Is applies almost exclusively to Chicago. George-Clements, of Borne, Ga., is"6ie talk of the State papers. He is a 9-year-old newsboy, has a bank account, and has just profitably invested a round sum la real estate. irofltably invested a round sum in real estate, le Is very small for his age. His money Is all .tie is very si made selling newspapers. One volume of liquid benzine will render 13,000 volumes of "air inflammable and 5,000 volumes of air highly explosive, but nothing bnt contact with flame or a white-hot body wilt touch off the most explosive mixture of petroleum vapor and air. England gets most of its ice now from Norway, Scandinavian, competition having almost entirely destroyed the business of ship ping ice from Boston to England, which was once very profitable. Ice is sold InJLondon for from 58 to 81 cents per hundred weight Miss Jane Crawley suicided by jump ing In a weD, at her home, near Social Circle, Ga., the other morning. She was 60 years of age. No cause for tbe act is stated. Herfather suicided at the same place.a year ago. by shoot ing himself. A man was killed while digging the welL Ou Second street, Portland, Ore., is a hitching post with a ring at the top. The post is neatly but not gaudily painted a sickly yel low, and on two-sides Is painted In plain black letters, "hitch no horses." Just what the post is for Is a conundrum, but probably It is to hitch mules to. A team of four cows appeared in Belle me, Idaho, not long ago, having been driven from Nebraska, a distance of 1,000" miles. They -had acted as motive power for a prairie schooner, and had also furnished milk and butter for tbe family en route. They were in - good condition, with tbe exception of their feet, which needed shoes badly. Lewis Bentley, of Maple Bapids, Mich,, reports a ben of his that Is trying to mother a ' litter of pigs. The hen began sitting in the pig pen, and when the pigs were born they de stroyed her nest and she then began hovering the pigs and has continned that comical scene. She will scratch and pick for the pigs'as though they were chicks, and evidently feels as proud of them as their mother does. Denmark has a new and unique society. l It Is called the "Celibacy Assurance Society." , its object being to provide for women who can't or won't marry. Premiums begin at the age of - 13 and end at 40. At the latter age an unraar- , ried woman receives an annuity for life. It she t marries at any time after taking out a pollcli . f she forfeits all claims on the society. The pro its of the society are expected to be enough I provide well for members who never marry. A pontoon bridge for ordinary traffic b been laid across the Missouri river at Nebrasl City. It is L074 feet long, 24 feet wICV JW consists of flooring laid on anchored' boats. , rne scneme was aeciarea to oe impracticable on account of tbe swiftness of the current and.S the amount or. amtwood, but it is round thatl the driftwood passes under the boats without! mjnrinc mem. xne oriqge is Dnut v-sbapeds at tbe channel, and a draws allows shipping to 1 pass inrougn. The largest moccasin snake on record , has been found near Lake Okeechobee, Fla. 1 when found it had just completed the task of ! swallowing a 10-foot alligator, and was ther-t that he measured IS f eetin leneth and 5 feet in.-' circumference. He was captured with great l Hlfflrnltv ami milv "ram nn th cftnat" oftai. . receiving 27 shots from a Winchester rifle. It should be added that the above story Is from a Georgia newspaper. A St Louis policeman reports watch- ing the maneuvers of a gray old rat in an alley f1 in that city. Emerging from a bole she moved , cautiously to a pan of water standing near. Presently five young ones rushsd out and raced - to see which would reach the water first The old rodent seemed very much alarmed, and, with a bound, leaped to the edge of the pan, raised herself on her haunches, and bit and scratched at her offspring whenever they at tempted to drink. After she had succeeded in chasing the young ones back Into their bole, she wet her whiskers In the water, looked rather suspiciously about and sipped the water very cautiously, as if to learn whether or not it contained poisonous matter- Then, after a satisfied glance round, she gave a squeak, and the five young rats came running out and all drank their fill. FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. He I fear yon do not love me. She Fearnot; I don't Th EpocX. Agent for Jewelry House. I've got a fino line ot diamonds I'd like to show youl Man Addressed Yon've made a-mlitake. th. I am the proprietor or this hotel, not -the clerk. Sonoma Valley WhUtlt. '- Merchant What is your line? . Youth Clerk, sir. Merchant-Clerk? Why clerks are a drug In the labor market Just now. Youth They are? Well, I had better look fora Job as a drag clerk then, Sotton Courier Umbarrassinirfor Dumpsey. On Sunday morning. Miss Travis Ah, Johnny! I have canjrht you with a flsh-pole over your shoulder I I shall go right and tell your father. Where Is be? John Dumpsey Down at the foot of , the garden dlggln' the bait Burlington Frte Frits, In Strict Confidence. Mr. A- May 1 confide In yon? I have to tell you a secret " - Mr.B.-WhatIslt '' t ' Mr. A. (looking silently around to jesrlf any body Is listenlng)-I need 500. ' 3L 't ' Mr. B. Don't fear. I will be as silent as then grave.-TA Epoch. . " -, if "I he rich?" asked the danghter.thought fully, as her mother told her of a'sultor's pro posal. ; '.. : "Edith," answered the mother reproachfully, "yon keep so badly Informed on flnanclitmatlers that yoa really cannot expect to unxry well. Why, he owned the onlr well at Guthrie. Okla homa." So the beautiful girl scribbled "ac cepted" across the corner of her lover's letter and went back to a thrilling love story by the lat est passion novelist Sta Xork Herald. Left The ardent lover had just asked heato be his bride, for she had given him canstf to nope, ana she had answered simply. "les, " George; If yoa can eet nana's consent" "I will,1' he answered, passionately. "Where Is, he? Re shall give his consent I woald seek tne utmost belgbts of heaven or the darkest depths ot hades to get it!" he cried. m "I guess you'll have to, George, " the answered' quietly; "papa's dead." And with an swmi rliHnn that all was over? George went home, and, putting on his llttjaj Brother's copper-toed boots, xicaea nunseu. Harvard Lampoon. pRlzswr-rcrEBS. we nlaved woirresslve eucnror' ,s -. -Mrnif tAM infttrthronrh. .4i She was a tklllrai pUfer, And I was lucky too. t Our luck gave rise to envy, fi Anaustogeinerurew, r Whereat-ilnce tne was ensrming- Imnranrednot. wooyou- So. when the playing ended fo. Each nliht sne loox my arm, , And actio c as her escort I yielded to lore's charm. A year nowwe're been married AndmachtooorsnrDrlie.''js8il Somehowwe both keep thlnUBg We won the booby prize." iaii i t -v. . i. - . i i lii i ---- I !vl' . . V '.t . i'Mjif, &' ir,'"?v -.'&' - . -Ti 4$: -" ...(. . j" .... J ,i"'V tsfa