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Disfatcii, Including Sunday, one year MOO DillT Dispatch, Including Sunday, per quarter DAXX.T Dispatch; including Sunday, one month .................... ......... so Eukdat Dispatch, one year. 5 50 Weekly Dispatch, one year. 1 S The Daily Dispatch la delivered by carriers at IScents per week, orlncludlngthe&undayedltlon, at SO centt per week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY, MAY 1, 1SSSL THE CKNI'EKKIAL CELEBEATIOK. The celebration of "Washington's inaugu ration and the .first century of Government under the United States Constitution, occu pied the pnblic attention yesterday, to a more universal extent than any commemo- nilon. since tba -SssJsssiiisi h?peclara-1 USB Si iBuHmeiie. -i.2lcaoaici tt&x most other citlei, marked th dsywitli parades, musical exercises, and addresses; bnt the concentration of all these acts of celebration was In New York, where the ination united its military organizations, its sightseers and its eminent men, to properly signalize tbe celebration. In an intellectual point of -view the char acteristic features of the celebration at New Xork were Bishop Potter's address in St Panl's Church, and Mr. Depew's at the sub-Treasury. Bishop Potter's speech dealt with the subjects that were touched upon in these columns yesterday, namely, the de parture from the standards of personal and national conduct which governed the foun dation of the Constitution. Mr. Depew could hardly be expected to bring an indictment of the class of which he is the most creditable exponent; but his eddress was a fine summary oi the historical influences and events which gave form to the Constitution and a tribute to the mag nificent character of the leader under whom independence was won, and whose inaugura tion as the first official head ot the United states was celebrated. The military parade, with sixty thousand exclusively citizen soldiers, was also an ap propriate exhibition of the results of a cen tury of government won by the services of citizens against professional soldiers, and fonnded upon popular ideas. The lesser parades all over this country, like satellites of the central display, exhibited the same characteristic to a degree which could prob ably be equaled by no other nation in the world. Thus the first century of the Government of this country under its Constitution was conunassovjeij-lt-if now-the business, of nation to see if it can do as well in Its second century as in its first HQ.TT0B DEALERS' HOPE DEFERRED. The announcement yesterday, as coming authoritatively from Judge White, that the decisions in the license cases were fully con sidered, and that there will be no. rehear ings, seems to postpone at least the hope of the disappointed dealers for a new chance. The Judge, it is stated, expects to seek rest and recuperation in the Bermudas for a. few weeks; and the indisposition of the other Judges to interfere with actions of their as sociate, whom they delegated to this duty, will leave the unlicensed dealers no alter native but to close their places and either await the future or seek new occupations. Their announced determination to respect the law and abstain from the traffic until they receive legal authority to carry it on, is nclunl.pod citizenship but good policy ovThemselve-j v It would be a final blow to their hope of securing a new hearing if they jAaced themselves in antagonism to the law. So we can rely on their carrying out their resolution in good faith. LITEBABY SWINE. At times the apparent worldly success of the wicked is calculated to dishearten those who are trying to keep within the narrow path. Just now for instance the writers of r nlthy books are very numerous, and some of them are certainly reaping a harvest of gold ' that many worthy men of letters have never been able to obtain. Some critics are in clined to believe that this foul mushroom growth of pernicious literature is a serious menace to the literary taste of the American people. No doubt those who read the mod ern novels that are founded on the breach of all the laws of decency and morality will not bejmproved in anyway, least of all in taste. Indeed, it may be questioned whether the readers of such books possess any taste that can be' spoiled. "V - Bnt the effect of the noisome productions' r'oithe native school of Zola worshipers is ' ''not likely to be widely felt in America. The success of the books and the size of the author and publishers' profits have been hugely exaggerated. It has yet to be said 'in truth that any author won a national " reputation or one that would last a decade ;. by making immoral books. The writer may tgjjtfftrer, bat his ballast of filth will bring , . 'hiskiral to destruction at last Eor a : while th-Miittle band of wallowers may seem . r to flourish, but the day will surely come J '" when their habitation will know them no more, and the works of worthy authors will ' bound everywhere. AIT ANGLO-AMERICAN ALLIANCE. An American statesman of the first rank told the "Washington correspondent of The Dispatch on Sunday that he.thonght an alliance between the United States and England would be good for both countries. He was able to show that England would be - - a valuable ally, and that in helping us she . would be helping herself. It is a curious .!' coincidence that at this very moment a pro- -ihjiosal should have been seriously made by " '. -an Englishman to knit tbe two countries to- ''t-'.sgpether by the marriage of Prince Albert ' fi ivictor, eldest son of tbe Prince of Wales 6 , tio, an American gin. oucu is iuc tugcsnuu faTorymDssbaet, by name Sir Edward ISnllivan. Jt appears that Queen Victoria wants Jrlnce Albert Victor to become respecta- U j i-i. :r. r-t.. -n i:..1 M.Mk.M S.ana iae a miic auu .uuuiuii iucui-a Jarllament are already re tire at theidea the marriage settlements that will be askedifor if the Prince marries, after the- ''filon'of- the Guelph. family, a.portiorilcss; princess. Moreover, even pauper princesses of the Protestant persuasion are in short supply and quoted at a premium in Europe. An eligible bride to the young man who has tbe best chance to sneceed Victoria on the English throne cannot be found. Then uprises Sir Edward Sullivan to advise the young Prince to look toward the setting sun for a wife. Evidently Sully, If he will permit the abbreviation so often applied to a far more important party vof Boston, has in mind a lovely American heiress, .whose father's money bags would'enable the young couple to dispense with the reluctant largesse of English commoners. It is not unlikely that Papa "Wales and Iiord Salisbury will regard this matrimonial scheme with favor. The young mau is probably a susceptible to the charms of American beauty as his father, and all that would be needed to-gain his consent would be to show him the girl and add in a whisper the size of her bank account This marriage, Sir Edward Sullivan thinks, would promote an era of good fellow ship between the two great branches of the English speaking race. Perhaps it would, if Prince Albert Victor behaved himself properly. But ir he followed in the steps of his royal father, the American eagle would be screaming and unsheathing his claws in no time at all. The marriage might bring war If Prince Albert took to staping out late o nights, or sleeping with his boots on, or otherwise ill-treating his spouse. Minister Lincoln should be required to give the young sprig of royalty a clean bill of health before any American girl should permit herself fc be wooed and won by the son of the jovial "Tummy." A battttr SMALL DUTEBEKCE. In iho railKRI wul mines nuuii ii IMll factorily settled seems to have Iwen un. founded. The resolution of the miners of this district adopted yesterday, is generally taken to mean a strike, as a rejection of tbe scale heretofore supposed to be practically accepted. The fact that some of the official leaders of the miners' organization had advised the acceptance oi the other rate, and the other obvious fact that the miners' organization appears to be divided, would give a strike a rather unwise appearance. The princi ples of organized action in the interests of labor are poorly understood, if it is not seen that a strike is only to be resorted to for' the most important and clearest pur poses, and then only unless there is a good chance of success. The influence to be ex erted as between this and other districts where even lower wages are reported to be offered, is also au important factor of the situation. The difference between the rates offered and that asked does not seem to an outsider large enough to justify the loss and dangers of a strke. A scale of 714c for the sum mer and 76o for the winter, and one of 74 cents for the entire year would be the same, if the amounts of coal mined were the same In each half year. The fact that more coal is mined during the period of lake shipments would make some difference; but it cannot be a very great deal on the aver age ton of coal all the year round. This fact permits the hope that the ques tion may be settled without a strike. The miners and operators cannot be 2 cents per ton apart at the most It would be almost criminal foolishness for either to permit a strke over such a small difference. WICKED MB. PL TTMTffKB. Just now there is a tinge of melancholy in the appearance of Mr. Elliott F. Shepard. The foreign missions have been filled up, but the cup of the great religious editor has not It is empty, unless a stray tear or two has fallen into it "With the truly good man in such a broken state it is sad to hear of his receiving a stab in the back from a brother; a blow from one in whom he had reposed the confidence of a soul naturally trustful. But the story must be told. A few days ago the Business Men's Re publican Association, of New York, had a banquet To this feast that deserving yonng person, Mr. Bussell Harrison, was invited. Colonel Shepard knew it, and he thought fully posted himself at the " entrance to the coat-room, so that he might smooth the way of the President's son to a choice seat at tbe table beside the good edi tor himself. A godless party by the name of John F. Plummer was also in vi ted to the feast and he also knew that Mr. Eussell Harrison was to be a guest Mr. Plummer was also brim-full of thought for the comfort of the President's son, and when he saw Colonel Shepard in his watch tower, in the language of the godless, he went him one better. That is to say, he sallied out into the street and crooked his arm through yonng Mr. Harrison's as soon as he appeared. Then he marched him carefully under the lee of the outwitted Colonel to a seat where he, John E. Plummer, could, fill him full of choice suggestions and reminders, together with the viands. It is not recorded whether Colonel Shep ard went out and wept bitterly. Bnt it was enough to have made him weep to see Mr. Plummer flourishing, as the Colonel would. say, "like a green baize tree" on the soil which the religious editor had himself watered with his tears and prayed over in the night season close to the coat-room. BEFOEM OS SPOILS! There was some fitness in the resolution of the Bepublican administration to restore to the railway mail service, the clerks who were removed by the Democratic adminis tration simply to make room for Democrats. That was an attempt at least to rectify a violation of the principles which both ad ministrations professed and which both onght to respect But the heroic effort to compress a thousand removals and appoint ments into yesterday's holiday before the civil service rules went into effect, could not allow time for investigating the cases, and was an unmistakable ' case of shoveling out the spoils. A still more rsmarkable step is the appointment to a responsible po sition, of Vandervoort, who was removed not by the Democratic, but by a Bepubli can administration, for neglect of rluty to the extent of absence from work 265 days in a single year. The present administration, after its pledges onthe subject, ought to pay as much respect to the requirements, of, efficiency in the postal service as the admin istration of President Arthur did. OW that the strikers at Dnquesne have assumed the essential attitude of respect for law and order, it is no more than just to credit them with their improved conduct Further than that, it is fair to say that so long as thej keep themselves within the limits of the law they will receive the pub lic sympathy and countenance. So far as the public-is advised there is no reason why they are not entitled to as goq4 wages as tho workmen at other steel mills. , JfowTTE learn that Sir Julian Paunce- otels .seen to. the beet advantage after.dinr, r f r .- r-!. -Tiii. v.-. , sa-WiAii ' .i -yJJwtafifcJaty i-SmMi&S't ; fty-fr -4'j nW'nlrrmmKaSw THE ner. Another striking point ot resemblance to the ever charming,-but most entrancing after dinner, ChBuncey M. Depew. Sexatob StewABT, of "Nevada, is of opinion that the administration will be a failure if it does not buy more silver. The idea of the Senator that theparposs of the Government is tobuytheproductofhismines and those of his constituents is simple, bat liable to produce difficulties in application. If it is to be commenced, however, we must insist that it be started by the Government purchasing $30,000,000 of iron every year. Whtxb the Weather Bureau could not provide bright weather for the. great day, it managed to escape the odium of actual rain. Harrison does not appear to be a mascot on the weather question. The White Cap craze, seems to have met with a decided check. The result of what was called a "White Cap joke" in Norfolk, Va., where one negro who was playing it was shot and killed by the other negro whose honse he had invaded, is calculated to discourage these efforts of humor. Let it be understood that White caps make very good targets in a dim light and the nuisance will soon be entirely extinguished. The corrected letter of Dudley asserts that "I do not take dinner at the White House." This robs the letter of evil charac ter and raises it to the level of an indorse ment of the "White House. He. PabxklIi now takes the stand to deny under oath what he havalready denied in public. It is now almost unnecessary lor him to make the denials, and the im mense recoil of the Times slanders is shown by the fact that his denials, which were utterly discredited before: are B8ff KSiYS TrlttSS! ifiS & 8tt;f ?r ainpntiL Does the persistent appearance of Dud ley's forged letters rouse a suspicion that that they are an adaptation of the stolen diamonds of the ambitious actress? Ix the three months ending with March, nineteen trusts were formed in England, as compared with fifteen in the whole of 1888. It thns appears that if Mr. Blaine had said last year that England was going to be "plastered all over with trusts," our British cousins would have done their best to make his prophecy good. If the Samoans are smart they will ac cept the German demand for indemnity and offset it by a claim for salvage on the German navy. The practice which is being pnrsued, of giving Minister Eeid a public dinner every two days, calls for a correction of the idea that tbe way to qualify a journalist for diplomacy is to get him fat enough for killing. Doesey can send his condolence to Dud ley on the ingratitude of princes, politicians and Presidents. Eso-tthe demonstrations at New York on Monday night it seems possible that the enthusiastic Democrats will in 1892 correct their mistake of last year by running Mrs. Cleveland for President instead of her hus band. PEESONAL GOSSIP. Pkeko- H-xrar XXIV., of Bents, is coming to tbe fore a composer of symphonies. Jons Busecn's faculties seem to be in pretty pood condition. He recently sold a painting by Meissonier which cost him 1,000 francs for 9,000 francs. Mrs. Mabt H. Huxt; leader of the move ment for scientific-temperance instruction, has been invited to attend the closing exercises of the Naval Academy at Annapolis, on May S3, to inspect a review of the class in the study to which she is devoted. AettstVhistleb, the pugilistic American who is skilled in painting eyes black and blue, has removed his pictures at tbe Paris Exposi tion from the United States department to tbe British. Otherwise the English art exhibit is in a fairly good condition. The Comte and Comtesse de Paris will cele brate their silver wedding on May SO, and their children intend to present to them a picture by Mile. Abbema. It contains tbree views, di vided by bunches of pink roses, entwined with white lilies. The first represents the Roman Catholic chapel at Kingston-on-Thames, where the Comte and Comtesse were married; next is a view of York Honse, Twickenham, which was their residence for several years; and the third represents tbe beautiful Chateau d'Eu, their favorite seat in Normandy. Mr. G. A Saxa relates a comical story of one of his Maori experiences, which arose out of tbe natives seeing a naked Englishman enjoy ing himself in a hot spring bath. For some reason, which no mortal creature can compre hend, the natives got it into their heads that the Englishman must he Lord Rosebery, and they inquired with an air of tenderne'ss whether this was not the case. Mr. Bala assnred them that it was not necessary that every naked Eng lishman should be Lord Rosebery; whereupon he was asked what was the probable age of the gentleman. Mr. Bala said modestly that he ventured to guess 200, whereupon the natives left him with creat awe, and were heard dis cussing with gravity the history of the naked Englishman, who was not Lord Rosebery, bat who was 200 years old. SMITH WILL STICK. Why Hnrt U Still Ont The Solicitor Will Not Resign Yet Awhile. Special Telejrram to The Dispatch. WASHiNaTOir, April SO. Tbe appointment of Hon. Alonzo Hart, ot Ohio, still bangs Are. Mr. Hart is in Washington, and has been for several weeks, daily expecting to receive a no tification that tho Attorney General is ready for him to be sworn In. One reason given for tbe delay was that the present Incumbent of the office of Solicitor of Internal Bevenue had not yet resigned, and they were waiting on him to tender his resignation. Solicitor Smith, when asked to-day if he had resigned, said that he had not. All the intima tion ne bad received tbat tbere was any desire to make a chance In his office was what he bad seen in the pacers. No one In official position bad'lntlmatedto him that his place was wanted. He has not resigned, nor does he intend to un til requested by the Attorney General. SPECIMEN PISH STORIES. FEANKLm News: Two Oilt!ity boys went to Garland a few days ago on a trout fishing ex pedition, and returned yesterday with 839 speckled, spotted, maculated or dottedbeautles vulgarly called trout Tbe fishers, being only 15 years old, are presumably too young to lie, and the probabilities favor .the truth of their story. Brooklyn Standard: A big catfish was caught last Wednesday, and found to have among other things in its stomach, a pocket corkscrew. On account of the corkscrew most people will think this Is a Maine fish story, but it isn't; the fish was caught at Henderson, Ky., wbere it is generally thought that bung starters take the place of corkscrews. Honksdalk Herold.- The employes in Har tung's meat market, on Friday afternoon last, were greatly mystified and somewhat alarmed by strange noises in the large refrigerator at-' tacbed to the establishment. Upon opening the doors a large silver eel was found in posses sion, floundering and flopping around as if he was the owner of the ranch. He was no match, however, Vor the butcher boys, and in a few minutes his Jour feet lineal 'measurement turned the scales at 7 pounds; . Upon examin ing the ice the perfect Imprint of tbe colled eel was' found in the largest crystal block, It is supposed in some way, a frequent occurrence, the fish became Imbedded In the' block and. escaped the notice of the handlers until liber atea py uiawmg hus m iswcnws. JPasAMdaJi je? &4S.ii i PITTSBUBG DISPATCH, THE TOPICAL TALKER. It I May Two or Three Tales and . Terse of the Say.' , Tina is May Day, Tbere are always great possibilities In the little word "may.'' .. , . MAY. tm The birds ther sing with aU their hearts, When all the world Is gay, The month we love the best is here,' Mar, sweet Mayl" The bashful lover on his knees Delights to hear ber say, When be has asked If he may hope, "Yes, you may I" And 0 ye Manes, one' and all ' Uesec en your jtaUants, pray,. To never call yon Mame, but thnst "May, sweet Mayl" The ridiculous practice which the New York weekly papers and monthly magazines have of antedating their publications Is constantly nro dnctive ot absurd results. For instance, Puck, Judge, Life, Harper3 Weekly and similar peri odicals published their centennial number the .first of last week, and this week when the Cen tennial is really here these weekly wonders have nothing about the patriotic proceedings in progress. But it does not matter so much as Itmleht .for the extraordinary issues of these papers are, as a rule, only extraordinary In the num ber of advertising pages' they contain. V A gang of small Italian newsies were show- Jng their knowledge and appreciation' of American forms ofjnstlce in the lofty entrance, of a Smlthfield street dotbler on Monday even ing. As I passedl heard the following dialogue between two of tbe boys: First boy, sitting on the doorstep: "What 'a you done?" Becond boy, held by two others: "Stole a hundra dollar." First boy in a loud voice: "Thenty-one year an' costs." . Two youngsters who found the business of selling papers and shining shoes a trifle dull tne other night agreed to polish each other's shoes. Hat each was evidently distrustful of tfeeeffias?afeHi6r; JCfeiyjersaBtsi SsSsils tnaimmnf oprEinn ni iimi ii no! iaiiili of usb mp or a. nanny tnat joo should: com. mencs on ttuiys enocs. When Joe had made Billy's right shoe like unto looking glass be threw down the brushes and said: "I ain't goln' tershine the, othershoe till you've shined one ermine I'm onto yer game, Billy." Billy's protests were in vain. He had to shine Joe's right shoe before the latter would polish Billy's left WHAT OUB BOLDIEBS SAID. The flag of fair Columbia floats Above all other banners , And be who this rule never notes Will haTe to mend bis manners! Yankee doodle, doodle dool , ' And we're the boys to mend them. . The "old resident" was abroad yesterday,full of reminiscences and patriotism. The follow ing is from the lips of one whoso memory goes to tbe old days. Bald he: "A century ago my ancestor, newly married, was plying tbe carpenter's trade atNewtonards, County Down, Ireland. After the day's labors were ended he was wont to read with keen zest everything tbat could be had from the Belfast newspapers concerning the new Republic which had won Its right to be against British tyranny toward the setting sun. The name of Washington had become a household word in the County Down home. Two brothers of the young wife who had settled near tbe forks of the Yongh river, in Western JPennsyl. vanla, wrote to tbe young carpenter, urging him to come and plant his stakes at tbe new town of Pittsburg, which was bound to be, tbeysaid, one of the great cities of the new Republic. The young couple were persuaded to cast their lot on this frontier of civilization, Their first-born came to them in mid-ocean, the voyage then'from shore to shore being about three months in lencth. "At Carlisle they tarried for winter, and there witnessed the President of tbe United States, one George Washington, pretty well known'.to fame,revlewing the troops preparatory to setting forth for the suppression ot a whisky' Insurrec tion in the' Monongabela Valley. The stalwart brothers from the banks of the lough met the young couple at Carlisle by appointment and with pack horses conveyed them and their in fant over tbe Alleghenles to tbe village at the forks of the Ohio, which then had less than 1,000 inhabitants. Here the young County Down carpenter woiked out his destiny, spend ing above a half century and doing bis bumble part in shaping the institutions of Pittsburg. He was the founder of the First United Pres byterian Church of this city, on Seventh ave nue, about the beginning of the century, . "A CENTtTEY has made some changes here as well as in New.York. For a score of years after the 'Old 'Squire' planted his stakes on Sixth avenue, the Indians were in possession of the Northslde, now known as Allegheny City, and tbe woods to which his children went in search of Mayflowers and mountain tea were on Grant's hill and along the classic shades of Suke's run. When tbe pioneer passed away, in 1M9, the village of 1,000 bad passed 60,000, and the Indian settlement across the river had be come a promising young city. A host of de scendants cherish with fond recollection the memory of the County Down carpenter." An Anil-Anarchistic Principle. From the Kew York World. 1 Alarmists assert that the action of this city In giving the statues of our great men thorough baths has still further incensed the Anarchists against the existing Government. Nearly a Nnvnl Faro do on Hand, From the New York Wbrld.l The naval parade to-day will be a novel pa rade. If it had rained, another day the exhibi tion mieht have taken place on lani Walt, Joseph, You'll Know All About It. Joe Howard In the New York Fress.l 1 have long felt an interest in cremation; DEATHS OP A DAT. Hon. William H. Bnrnnm. Sew' Haven, Cokn., April 30. Hon. William H. Barnum, .Chairman of the National Demo cratic Committee, died at 9:45 this morning at his .borne at Lime nock. Hebas never been strong since last fall, though able to be about sine his serious Illness immediately following the election. The direct cause of his death was overwork at the Democratic National Headquarters during the campaign, lie was not strong when the cam paign opened, but was forced to work and put in time closely. He went home this week and Was prostrated at once. Mr. Barnum was born in Lime Bock, Conn., about 60 years ago, and died within a mile or his birthplace. He was at the head of the largest car wheel manufacturing firm lu the State, which gives employment to 15,000 peoDle. Mr. Barnnm was repeatedly honored by the peonle of Con necticut, navlng served the State a number or years In both branches of Congress. As Chairman of the Democratic National Committee during two Fresldental campaigns it fell to Mr. Barnum's lot to raise and disburse over li:O0O,C0o for cam paign expenses, and to this work, as In his pri vate Duslness, be gave bis personal attention, and eTery incidental Item was scrupnlouUy attended to by him. .... Mr. Barnnm, who succeeded Abram S. Hewitt as Chairman of tbe Vemocratlo National Commit tee after the Tilden campaign in 1678, the Utter irimtleman having resigned, was selected IvnnM of his pre-eminent fitness as a businessman, aj.l ,, mm 4n m, Mlin. .Via. h. .va a mm, m m.m-m t brightest politicians In the country. He hacrbeen a member of the committee l.lnce Abe Greeley movement in 1872. and bad probably drawn more largely on his private resources Air tbe success of tbe Democracy man any otner member of the par.. Carl Koin, LOOTcrs, April 30.-Carl Ross, the well-known musical director, Is dead. His death occurred in Paris. He went to that city with Mr. Augustus Harris, manager of The Drory Lane uneater, to attend tbe Italian opera. Onthe trlpxaeross the cbannel"Mr. Kosa was attacked by chill, but be continued on the trip to Paris. Upon his arrival there he went to tne Grand Hotel,- where he took to his bed. Peritonitis set in, and his1 deith soon followed. Carl Bosa was born at Hamburg, March 22, 1S42. He began to learn the violin at an extremeltvearlr age, and when 8 years old made his' debut. During a visit to the United States he married Madame Parepa (since dead), the leading linger of Jits company, ana anerwara unaertooc tne presenta tion of opera on his own account, Carl Rosa gave a great Impetus to grand opera in English, and stimulated the activity of English composers. Dennis McMullcn died at. bis residence, 141 Chemr alley, yesterday at 9 I. m., aged S years. He bad been a resident of the Third ward for. 35 years, and was connected..w!th Demmler Bros, as iBxpressmaiiigrw yearo, ao ..eaves a wuO'ana Xigui cauurea, ,- iftfKl'iflSAasK.AKa?; Jh JM &AaVLI VTOnSSEJAY, : "MAY THE SNAO INDUSTET. X BaaMacBMctta Hunter Who Goes a Fish, log for the Rattlers. They hunt the rattlesnake every summer In Massachusetts for his oil, which Is believed to be a' cure for deafness, and as such Is worth SS an ounce. But tbe Yankee hunter's native ingenuity has hit upon an ingenious method of capturing the festive rattler, which may not be very brave,' but Is certainly very effective. Choosing aredhot summer day in the season tho rattlesnake hunters saunter forth into the region where tbe reptiles are known to abound. One man carries aiflsb-pote, another a sharp scythe. The fish-pole has a stout wire attached to It, and there is an ordinary pickerel hook on tbe end of the wire. Moving cautiously through tbe grass so as not to diatuib the sleep ing snake, wbo is almost always found basking in the warm sun near a loose leage of rock, one of tbe men prods his snakesbiu more or less' gently with the fish-pole, being careful also to hold the hook invitingly near to the rattler's bead. lake any other sleeper suddenly interrupted, tbe snake wakes up angry, makes a dart at 4he nearest irritatinc object, which Is tbe fish- book, ana very accommodatingly allows tne sharp tines to penetrate bis jaws. He may rattle and hiss and wriggle and writhe and shoot, out ounces of his deadly venom, but tbe poison meets, bnt the vacant air. The man with the fish-pole holds the entrapped, rattle snake at a safe distance, while his comrade moves up and, with one well-aimed blow of his trusty soythe, severs the snake's head from its body. The body then is deposited in a bag and the hunters go in search of other game. The most famous hunter ot rattlesnakes after this provincial method is Isaac Spurr, wbo lives in tbe southern part of the county, near Mount Everett, a region long noted for Its snakes. Spurr always goes out just before a storm, for "at that time, he says, experience proves that the- rattler comes out of his hole. He bas caught thousands of snakes in bis' time, and has acquired such knowledge of their habits that be can trap one every time. Years ago be found them much more clentif ul and much larger. He caught one once which was 11 feet long and 35 years old. When Spurr dressed tbe snake for bis oil he found a young woodchuck in bis stomach. Spurt's reputation as a snake-catcher extends far and wide, and when the zoolojjtcal folks want a Snake for ex hibition they always drop Spurr a line, and they are rarely disappointed. Three rattlers caught by him were taken to the Central Park Zoo, and are there now. BOSTON GIRLS IN THE B0WERT. Ti EliHllsn n rru notion mil in Ina Henri of Notv York Cltri Bostok, April 80. Thirty-five or forty of the Hub's most fashionable young ladles have adopted a new fad. They propose to establish an institution in the Bowery In New York City, like Toynebee Hall, in tbe heart of London, which is to be tbe model after which tbe Bowery .Institution will be patterned. The poor women in the neighborhood will be invited to visit the institution, and there learn from the fair tutors something about the art and science of, making home attractive, even wbere there is little money to begin. Certain well-accepted reforms in cooking will also be introduced, and there will be a kitchen supplied with all modern ap- SUances formaklng food eatable and digestible, ne Idea underlying this nroiect la that the re fining Influence of a neat and attractive and cleanly kept home for the workingman will be tbe best possible stimulant to his moral prog ress. He will leave the dramshop severely alone,- spend his nights at home, and always aim to save his money. It is said that the Lon don institution is highly successful. Of course the girls, many of whom belong to the oldest families, will take turns making trips over to New York for missionary work among tbe deseiving women In the lower wards, and this will become very fashionable. Tbere Is an attempt to keep tbe e purposes of of tbe young tbe project as well as the identity o: ladies a secret until the opening of the institu tion. PENNSYLVANIA PRODUCTS. A white robin is nesting again, as in former years, in the yard of School Teacher Benfleld, near Alleutown. E. 8. CnEMEB, of Saxton, in throwing a cigar-stub o.ut of a car window struck a bridge and fractured his wrist. On the old Garrett farm, near Carlisle, is a well which affords good eel fishing, It is thought to be connected with Cohoeken Bun. Bknjastet and George Kintnsr, twins, aged 77, have visited Wyalusing to have their photographs taken. Tbey are so alike that they often puzzle Intimate friends. Jknnze Black, who robbed a Washington county man of 20 and swallowed tbe bills when arrested, was at once taken critically ill. It is thought the arsenical ink on the notes poisoned ber. A PitOatNENT Mead vllle railroad man says many engineers are afflicted with kidney ail ments, due to the constant jarring ot the en gine. A bit of rubber hose under the seat breaks the jar. A TIOOA man hid a jug in his oat bin. Some body found it, partook ot it, and. in hastily re placing it spilled some of the contents. A horse ate enough of the oats soon after to act in a silly manner. A 6-year-old daughter of John Bice, of Shippensburg, went to the stable with the cat to catch mice. She wait lying down, Intent upon the cat, when suddenly a tiny mouse plumped down ner throat. No ill effects have followed. Andrew Mertz, oi Butler county, has a wonderful pet squirrel. It not only comes to him when be calls it, but is a first-class ratter. There is hardly a day passes that the squirrel does not go put to the stable and kill two or three good sized rats. A Gaixttzin liveryman hired out a horse worth ISO which was returned to him foundered. He tied up its head with a chain to push the medicine down its throat. The horse gave a quick jerk, and its tongue, catch ing in the chain, was palled oat by the roots. A CENTENNIAL INVOCATION. Backward, turn backward, Oh, volume of years! Thy leaves bright with glory, Or blotted with tears. ' Paute at one hundred, And fold down the page; Eehearse there the drama, And paint us its stage. t . - - Can spirit familiar Call up. the wild scene? Evolve the rnde grandeur Of forest and Stream? Till the rustle of leaves lu a wilderness dim Comes freighted with notes Of the bobolink's hymn? 'Till the shade of the red mas And footfall Is clear, As he bounds through, the copse In the wake of the deer? Like shadow and sun On the tall, waving grass Will the vision cone fleetly. As fleetly they pass? Oh, artist or wizard, Whatever thou art, Bend but. one fold Of tune's curtain apart, TU1 we see by the light Of a lost April day Tar down through the trend Of a century's way. Till we catch the sweet tones Or a bell's distant chine, Tbat rang out ocr first Proud Inaugural time: Proclaiming these tidings Of joy on thatiaorn: To the .sire of bis country A nation Is bornl Alas! we but gate On. the etulr. wtero he sate- JIhe peerless m Once, "- The honored In state. We handle tbe book , Tbat the der 1 lips have pressed; When rosy lu life They its wisdom confessed. And the vesture was wont His dear fon to unfold, Ah, years upon years, That has 'mingled with mold And the lips tlit dropped wisdom forever are old. Blest shade of tbe mighty; Wherever thy home, Come, come, but In spirit, To-day totblneowul Be-viilt these shores, Jfrom some bright, placid Star, Where thou dwehest at peace, - Far from discord and Jar, Saul called for the prophet In anguish tupVeme When Uod answered never s By Vision or dream; ' But we. In the prido Of a nation grown groat, Ask his benediction Whom we celebrate Our Washington, ever ' Immortal Inr Statel .FAITH TUtTtSTOX. J ianjaqrApruje'jf -1880. "NYE SHOWS 0. W, AE0DND. Triumph of Civilization That Impressed the Parent of His Country Changes That Astonished Htta Postal Orders, Jar Gould, I, Trains and So Forth "Good morning," said a tall, erect voice yes terday as the proprietor .stepped severely from araf t that looked some like a stone boat and some like a foundered gondola looking for a veterinary surgeon. The tall gentleman, as be got out ot bis boat and moored it to a stone bitching post at tbe Battery, looked like Wash ington just after he had crossed the Delaware ana tied his barge to a tree, and his face had such a general, postage stamp of countenance that I said: "Excuse me, sir, bdt you look enough like the Father ot bis Country to fool your entire family. May I inquire," I pursued in a cultivated manner, "what your name is?" "You have gnessed my identity at once, young man," said he. "I am Indeed the Father of his Country. I addressed you because I de sired to ask where I would be apt to find Colonel Thomas P. Ochiltree." "He most always puts dp at the Hoffman House, General," I said, removing my hat, "and as the sky seems to have a lurid appear ance in that direction, I judge tbat he is now there." "And, sir. In the meantime.what might be the best method of reaching tbat placet Things are so changed since I was last here." "We may go via the Broadway cars if we can flag one of them, or we can take the Sixth Avenue Elevated road to Twenty-third street,' as the guard calls it, or we can call a keb haveakeb keb kebf or we can walk. Eyether of those ways will take us to the Hoffman House, if persisted in. I speak of walking be cause it win afford you a chance to see some of tbe changes that have taken place since you went away." N "Very well, then. I will be glad to walk if you will attend me, and, we will note some of the points of interest." At first I could hardly realize that I was talk ing with the Parent of His Country on Its father's side, but soon my good breeding and natural refinement of manner began to assert themselves, and I was less rattled as we went along. We walked up Broadway Slowly, reading the signs as We went on, and I pointed out to him all the objects of interest, answering his ques- asnaclieerfaUT TrfesSSsr I sw anything alami iiicui or nasi i iS:ri2 ills "wroat5. Union bunding, and told him all WWUf W, Gould, and offered to give him a letter of in troduction to him if he desired it. Then we went Into the postofllce, and I told him how easy it was to get a money order there, and how difficult It was to get" the money on one in a case like his own. Now, for Instance, yon come In here to-morrow with a money order and you say, "My Dame Is Washington George Wash ington audi desire to cash a money order which I have just received from home." The man says, "You will have to identify yourself. There are so many Washingtons. The woods are fall of Washingtons, and half of them are named George. The other half are Martha." Yoil squirm around and feel the cold perspira tion coursing and babbling down your spine, and reluctantly you take a newspaper out of your pocket and seek to identify yourself by means of a picture, and the man at the window say, "Yon did stand some show before. Now you have injured yourself. You will have to get several good citizens of New York to prove that this is your picture." Now and then a well-dressed Brooklyn man came by us on his way to St. Thomas', justly celebrated church, or a New Yorker went the other way to hear Dr. Talmage. Then again a bridge jumper would pass us on his way to his daily toil; then looking over the rail to see tbat ne was not in danger of mussing up the ship ping, he would leap from the structure and dis appear with a cunning little plunk. "Time has sped no faster than the double quick march of improvement," I heard the white-haired man say, reverently. "To meet every great exigency God has put it Into the heart and brain of man to enter the realms of what other ages regarded as the mysterious. The courage that swelled the hearts of those who fought for you in tbe war of the Revolu tion now lights the eye of tbe inventor and the scientist. Peace hath her victories no less than war. The mighty statue guarding your harbor and lighting tbe returning American to his peaceful home under the old flag, now more starry and. beautiful than ever before, is not only an everlasting symbol of liberty tendered by one great nation to another, bat ft is a mon ument to the enterprise, tbe courage and the devotion of the inventor wbo bas caught tbe dangerous light from the tempest and taught it to trim tbe torch of liberty." He watched tbe Elevated trains go out. We then went to the Tombs Police Court Tbe Court was engaged in maklngthe bark fly and there was no time for demurrer, rebut tals, sur-rebuttals. rejoinder or sur-rejoinder. There was no argument upon tbe ruling of the Court, or motions to set aside the judgment or reopen the case. In the language of Justinian the defendant was required absolutely and without argument, to fish, cutbaitorgo ashore. A gentleman with hot coppers and a moth eaten crown sheet, accompanied by a large jag of remorse, stood up and took bis medicine plain. He went to bed wealthy, sassy and pow erful. He awoke penniless, trembly and de pressed. Last night It required two policemen to bead the procession and display which he considered himself. Now a little child could have taken him by the plum-colored bugle and led him away to a quiet grave. I Introduced him to a hero of the gory baseball field having a mattress for a breastplate. "Everything has changed in New York since I lived here except the quality of the rum,"said tne solemn man uy my sine, -ino rum nere was always good for cleaning windows. Let us pass on." We strolled up Fifth avenue, seeing good clothes all along ouroute, and the ladles and children never did wear such tasteful and beautiful clothes as they do this spring. Fifth avenue with a less molodious pavement would be a good and desirable residence quarter of the city, and handy enough to stores and post office, bat the noise is as offensive to the ear as the odor of Hunter's Point ever was to the nose; Some day New York hopes to annex Brooklyn, Staten Island and Bridgeport, Conn. Then by assessing tbewnole thing, Fifth ave nue may be repaved as it should be. After a plain dinner of borse dovers, patties Se Foy grass, ragnots, saddle of Welsh rabbits, breast of dodo, with accordion plaiting,Pomme da Terror, dofnnnv glace and kafey o'Lar. washed down with Cincinnati sec, with essence of Old Virginia tobacco and cob pipes, wo at- tended tbe sacred remarks oi tau ?aust,- and Faust Is a singing play with sad and searching passages in it It was quite in contrast with tho sacred concert of 100 years ago, which was opened with prayer and a 'steel tuning fork. General Washington declined a box arid we sat near the aisle, where people could walk over us in going out between acts to get their breath. A great many people went out to get their breath and got it In many instances I think they Would have done themselves no injury if they had beenjpnsnccessf oL If I conld not go out for five minutes and get a better style of breath than most of tbem did I would have retained my seat and the respect of those wbo sat near me. As we went out I heard General Washington say: "I wonld'llke to stay over to-morrow and meet my various relatives who will be in town. I would also like to get a front seat at the Me tropolitan Opera House, where I could see. the Presldehtal party ,eat Three dollars' is none too much to pay for seeing a President eat, es pecially If one bas a powerful glass. I would also like to be here and see tbe mass meeting of those whose grandmothers jilted me. From press clippings furnished me by the bureau I see that when 1 was not engaged in slnmbenng In a Continental houso in a new place or estab llshinga headquarters in a new place, I was being jilted by some long-waisted girl. "But I must not tairy, fori see bymybull's nye watch tbat by tbe time I get back to the Battery it will be midnight, and I am then due elsewhere, as you must know," Jost then, a gentleman from the dangerons ward of the asylum ran his arm through George's and steered him to an ambulance which stood at the door. I conld hear the father of his coun try whoop and butt bis head against the inte rior as he rode away. This is the second time 1 have been fooled tbat way. Once, years ago, a nan visited tho Last Chance Mining Camp while I was tbere and claimed to be John tbe Baptist, and before snow flew tbe next winter an Omaha paper ex posed tbe whole thing. The man was, not John the Baptist at all. Bi 11 Sye in the World, McKeesport's Strong Gnaser. The gas well of tbe McKeespor? 'Oil Com pany, which is located In the beart of the city. and has tbree sets of tools at the bottom of it I commenced to blow gas yesterday, witn a stronger pressure than that of any well in tbat vicinity. , A. Pleasant Undertaking. Prom the Beaver Palls Tribune, t, ECMauk, the undertaker, has redressed tho window. of his establishment in a very handsome.mahncr. . Sbortlna Editor ttlou Have Been' Away. JTrom the Chicago Iiews.3 r ' ," George Wasbiigtea received almost as much , attention in , tho newspapers yesterday as did. VHISiaABHSu' , ..,- !' AT THE SOCIAI SHE1NB. The Grag"-S3nser Nuptials and Ober Nota ble Weddings of a Bay. Simple and devoid ot all. prudish pomp, yet bright and beautiful in their simplicity, were the nuptials of Mr.Hobert B. Binger and Miss Harriet Graff at the palatial Penn avenue resi dence of Mr. C L. Graff last evening at 8. The prominence ot both parties made the event one to be anticipated and remembered by all the witnesses and acquaintances, hut the utter.absence of rigid formality further than the solemn ceremony, performed by Bev. George Hodges rendered it doubly attractive, or, in "other words, "a departure from the usual run of things." Those nresent were bound by close ties of friendship and blood relationship, and it was a mast happy matrimonial event. Tbe bride is so well known tbat a description of ber and ber social conquests is unnecessary, further than to say that she is attractive, modest pos sessed of grace and beauty, besides having a disposition of charming felicity. The groom is a son of the lata John Singer, of Singer. Nimick fc Co., and is very popular as a society leader and club man. , At the residence everything that decorative handiwork could do to embellish the v. ene was presented. Plants' of unlimited number gar landed ball and chamber, while Gernerc & Guentber's Orchestra bid behind a canopy of flowers, rendering sweet, soft mnslo all the while. (Shortly before the appointed hour tbe minister, ushers and bridesmaids descended tbe stairs, followed by the bridal palrv while "Lohengrin" was played. Tbe couple took their stand at the end of the spacious parlor, and there,, surrounded by family, friends and love, Bev. George Hodges pronounced them husband and wife, invoking tbe heavenly blessing upon them foi tbeitf utnre happiness. This procedure finished, nearty congratula tions were given, after which a wedding dinner was served. The bride was handsomely attired in white moire, trimmed with duchess lace, cut decol lete, with elbow sleeves. She carried an im mense bnncb of flowers. Tbe maid assistants were: Miss Mary Graff, maid of honor; Miss Julia Phillips and Miss Fredericks Crosman, bridesmaids. Mr. George Singer was best man, Mr. Henry Sproul and Mr. Howe Childs ushers. The presents were innumerable and beautiful. The lovely event at an end, tbe hurry and scurry ot servants, kisses, handshakes from tbe guests, supplemented with hearty good wishes, not forgettwgths Cninese corn and soiled foot gear, sent the bappytwo on an Eastern trip to last several weeks, upon their return they will temporarily reside at the residence of the bride's father. fOITBN-BHElTEi, The North Avenue Presbyterian Church the Scene of NIca Nuptials. At the North Avenue Presbyterian Church yesterday afternoon Miss Carrie Totten, daugh ter of Mr. Robert C. Totten, of BIdwell street, Allegheny, was married to Mr. George Shriver, of Baltimore, by the Bev. John Fox The maid of honor was Miss Annie Barnes, of .Philadelphia, and the best man John S. Shri ver, brother of the groom. The ushers were H. G. Brengle, of Philadelphia; J. Alexis Shriver. of Baltimore; J. C Perkins, of Erie. Pa.; Robert E. Totten and H. McKnljrht, of this city, and J. Hampton Barnes, of Philadel phia. The-ceremony wa3 performed at 6 o'clock. The bride entered tbe church, which was decorated with flowers, leaning upon ber fatber's arm. She was dressed in white moire, basque cut V and finished in duchess lace. The skirt was court trained with an over-drapery of exquisite lace. She carried a bouquet ot La France roses. After tbe ceremony a reception was held at the home of tbe bride's parents. Tbe young couple afterward lelt on a tour of tho Eastern cities. Tbey will take up their residence in Baltimore. John T. Shriver, wbo acted as best man, is a memDer oi tne editorial stan: oi tne Baltimore American. SNIDER-WAGNER. A Church Wedding In Allegheny Enrly Yes terday morning. The wedding of William J. Wagner, a well known young business man of Beaver avenue, Allegheny, to Miss Etcie H. Snyder, tbe ac complished daughter of Offlcar Jacob Snyder, of Chartiers street, took place yesterday morn ing at St Joseph's Boman Catholic Church, on Fulton street Tbe ceremony was performed by Rev. Father Kauffman.pastor of the church, who celebrated high mass. The main aisle of the church was covered with crash, and as the bridal party marched up to the railing ot tbe altar they were greeted with a weddingmarcb from the grand old organ. Tbe bridemaida were Rose Wagner, a sister of the groom, and Jennie Snyder, sister of tbe bride. The grooms man was John Snyder, a brotber of the groom, and Leo Wagner, brotber of tbe bride, acted as next best man. The bride wore a white silk dress with pearl trimmings and court train; diamonds. The brldemaids' costumes were pale blue and canary colored albaatross. The presents received by tbe young couple are both costly and numerous. Among them was a beautiful china set from the new Post master. Mr. Gilleland. They will take up their residence on Fulton street, where the groom has already furnished a house. STEWART-MORRIS. The East End Wedding of a Particularly Popular Conple. Quiet and unostentatious was the wedding of Mr. Henry Moms, the young Iron master, and Miss Rose B. Stewart, at the residence of the bride's father. Mr. J. G. Stewart, on Emerson street, East End, last evening at TSO. None but very closo friends, together with relatives of tbe family, wera present Rev.T. B. Hammond, of the Shady Avenue Baptist Church, conducted the marriage service. The house was gaily festooned with flowers and other seasonable decorations to enhance tbe happy event Tbe bride and groom stood without maids or groomsmen. The former, who is particularly popular, was dressed taste fully ma dove-colored cloth dress with white roses. The ceremony finished, a dinner of most ex cellent quality was sttved, and the happy pair received numberless leave takings of love and wishes for constant' happiness. Mr. and Mrs. Morris immediately go to house keeping on Park avenue, where tbey will be "at home" to friends after May 10. HCCilERT-DAYIES. A Herron Hill Wedding In tbe Midst of a Profusion of Flowers. At 7:30 last evening the wedding of Mr. David Bavles, of the Linden Steel Works, vand Miss Emma Ruchert, stepdaughter of John C Flncb, the well-known liquor merchant, took place at tbe tatter's residence on Herron Hill, Thirteenth ward. Eev. O. E. Emerson, of the Centenary Church, officiated. There were nearly 1C0 invitations extended, and the house was filled with friends of the contracting par ties. Flowers in profusion bedecked every nook and corner of the residence and the event was a very noteworthy one in society. The bride, who is a petite brunette, was dressed in white albatross cloth, handsomely trimmed, and carried white roses. After tho ceremony was orerand congratu lations tendered a bounteous wedding supper was served prior to the departure of Mr. and Mrs.Davies for their new home at 661 Fifth avenue, which was all famished throughout for immediate occupancy. M'COI-WEIDITAN. A Wedding at the Bishop's Residence, Fol Moired by a Hotel KeceptWn. The marriage of Kiss Fannie McCoy, daugh ter, of Mr. and Mrs. Frank McCoy, of Alle gheny, to Mr. Charles Weidman, of Allegheny, took place last evening at the resldenee of Bishop Phealan, after which the bride's par ents gave "a reception at tbe Central Hotel, Allegheny, The balls and parlors of the hotel were brilliantly illuminated, and the guesta numbered upward, of 100. Tbe bride received many and costly presents from her numerous friends and relative's. Tbe bride and groom left on the 9 F. 21. train for an extended trip East Dancing was kept up at the hotel until after midnight An Afternoon Reception. Dr. andIrs. RN, Benham held their sec qnd' afternoon reception yesterday afternoon attbeir residence. No. 18 Lincoln avenue; It was attended by a large numoer of ladies, who have come to look upon the newly wedded couple's "at homes" as a necessary part of their existence. Tea was served. Tho Victim of n Singular Accident. Special Telegram toThlllsoatch. ParxeeSbueq, W. Ya., Aprir SO. One of the most peculiar accidents ever heard of in this na'ighbprhood happened to a young man named'Reber a day-or two since. He was plow ing in afield when tbe trace chain broke with such force tbat a piece of an' Inch or more in length,flew from the main chain and struck him in tbe calf ot the leg. Tbb piece was im pelled with sneb force tbat it went clear through the fleshy part of the limb and pro traded almost ah inCh on the opposite side. Boomera Breaking Out lT0a;the New York Herald.: .The saallpox la Oklafcopaa nil) .preMly make.tfiose. beeaefsj Ik eak tmt ply tsau tsej prose a. . ;. 3. &&---z&jgn. . cuiious cMBMfoairoffi -A Polish writer of storls hr- as celved an envelope coBtiiBH0,.! fioax admiring reader" i'J .- A .Mrs wiaat, ot Jaa itiver to "sejjhI Ohio, retired with good sfeat anctiajoit j nvi morning totally diibo. , j A young doctor ifl Caadenhjf, courting an undertaker's - daughter. It wD a gooa xning lor tne unaeraes. wrj , Constable Ike Smith, 6f-Birm '$30,' Ala., bas a cat which has developed .-lit affection for a lltnc of orphaned pup- An old man from Nortli Card v st to Plymouth Chnrchlast8undayto,h. Ha:f WardBeecher. He hadn't heard of il U"b A corresnondant from Gathi . v itK Oklahoma, states that f ally lO.OGOiliok ro fired daily in that new town withouS'-anJtoda 4 getting hurt "-- jj. luauiematician nas ngunLMmataa man 0 years old has spent three year In bait toning his collar. But he neglects to stataiSat J tbe same man bas spent S9 years hahuntmjtox" bis collar button. XiT' '$?'' n. wonaenui turtle uas been . cpiuea down in Georgia. Its head was as lorgsaip uKiiuuia;acama snapped lavwoaninci plank which had been placed in Its moumAla """ measured Yjvsm jncues ana WXU'E nearly a bushel. . -? Joe Kemp, of Buena Vista, Gi.2'h"id i very large rat recently that was captnredaa'al Euieuuynis cat. its snouiaers, neuc vtndF stripe down the back to tbe tan we,4" Kft " oitnecommen gray rat. tho nalaotM -c. r body and feet were white like tbo.wuife- A rattlesnake three-feet long a( V under the show stand in front ot a utoie tpoa tbe busiest portion or Broad street, at AU.r r, ua,. xnursoay mgnt someone pisslrr w tbe serpent'snead projecting fror Dens- J. t oox, ana inrowing it over, atwortfdj killed the snake. Near Lafayette, Ga., Jama FostTiadJ tne misfortune, when fishing, to catch Q In taking the hook out of his mcr.th toe bit him on tbe Index finger of tl.n rlilv bx The nite proved poisonous. The flnger'rts broke, and still disables him froa: yailGf oak! injLc may lose tbe first joint Of it There x a. dearth of hvadnths W3SE don this year, on account of conrtercJil? - JJSSSSi Prgyiana large sales of'.tbo fliwSai frarBHiiasTiiSxil!!?" taiiBHtj'iiujroa Butch growers will not pvlSIt IB- Tnnmnifia bo collected, TheMS allowed wdlB'upaniniirTt ground and then are carted off in hEipuM Tf -- A record of 100 times arrested I'aJfjjejFf j$L by a New Haven man, who died insatM: "" week. His arrests were chiefly for. .ilruikiiS" ness, and It was through bis exceDei tbafjiisF.,' mind irava wav. It was One of bis trick . whec ts arrested, to throw bis shoulder out ut . int ant then by frantic groans to solicit tLesjwxth of the officers in charge. He wa3 about TO?, years of age. ." In a certain town in California the' doors of the calaboose are left open all night. In the morning the constable goes to the Jail' and closes the door, and as a general thing.basj V . from six to ten vagrants inside. Then the men - , have a farcical trial, are found guilty andtor - - dered to leave tbe town, while tbe Justice of. ' the Peace and tbe constable pocket a fat fee in -,f each case. Soft thing. , "J ..uS? There is a family in Troup couBryj.J ,".,. Georgia representing four different denommV Jp tlons. The mother and one of the daughters; A are Presbyterians, three other daughters are rV $ Methodists,and another daughter andji son are ' -"i.-Mlsslonary Baptists, while the father ls In- --J. cllned to the faith of the Primitive Baptists'. -.'"' AH live together, except one married daughter,. - ' ana it is a lovmg; narmomous lamny. - -a ... A piece of fat pork succeeded in start- .. ing a remarkable series of accidents in a' Craw-4 , v f ordsvuie (Ind.) household. It bad been placed "$ -' in a pan In the oven of a stove, caught fire and" if; ;. blazed out into the room. A boy helped thejjf situation by throwing on -water, when tbe hot2s grease was scattered over him, burning.Unrfgk 1 severely. He bolted out of the door and fell 3g; m over his little brother, knocking the latterKv S senseless, and at tbe same time the father!-! hastening to the burned child's assistance, feliij , J downstairs and was rendered unconscious.' ' - -r Tne fire meanwhile went out - .s ' The dancing heir nuisance haaJfcMjejj'-, ,. so great In New Orleans that tbe police conrtapf have taken action on the matter and ordered the seizure of all bears found upon tbe public1 roads unless caged. There is scarcely a houso inLonlsiana tbat has not been visited by wan; dering Turks and their bears. If-Ta'fdlmeLis rtven to one of them to eet rid of hlmTTiB"' . happy donor will find a dozen hears and:',. wo- aozen xurxs at nia iron uoor next murmur. all asking for the same recompense. It tbey; get no money, tbey will ask for food, and if re--; 1 used, tbey will lie down in front of tbe houses and express their intention of dying there. One of Scranton's wide-a-wake milk peddlers'is a single woman 24 or 25 years old. I She drives around m a covered wagon with i windows in front and sliding doors on each - side, and she doesn't leave her seat when she '. serves ber customers. Tbe lines run through, a j conple of holes in the wagon's front Sha; drons them and rintrs a bell as soon as her I horse stops at a customer's house, and' the ser- i vant trots ont and gets served by the rosy-4 cheeked mllkmaia. ner norse Knows every , customer's place as well as she does, and the j lollv vonne woman seems to enloy ber Ufo tin-top. It makes no difference what '.the is weather is she is as regular as the sun the year round. .':- At Kingston, N". T., an Italian was ex hibiting a dancing bear on tbe street, when ai visitor from tbe suburbs gave him Scents tot' see the performance; The Italian took that' money, but refused to make the beardancef.-1- untu be bad received another mcsair ibis angered tbe farmer. He jumped from his wagon and told the man he must either mako the bear dance or pay back the 5 cents. The Italian refnsed to do either.and made a move ment as if to draw something from his pocket The farmer struck the bear' tamer a blow be tween tbe eyes which knocked him' down. When tbe Italian regained his feet he' pulled the muzzle from the bear's mouth and told the bear to "go for him." Tbe bear sorang at the man as if to hug him, hut the farmer coolly took bruin by the throat with such a grip tbat the animal gasped for breath and became.com pletciy cowed, so that when the farmerioos. ened his bold tbe bear ran back shaking its head. The farmer then quietly drove off. TAKEN FB031LIFE. ; a What's in a name ? Host of the alphabet la Russia. . ?,' 4 fc Equal to Emergency. "Did youhbnng.aiu Held riass with von?" ' ' ii "Never thought of that; bat we can drink out of 1 the flask." jB2 She Grandmamma is 86 years old,- and j she danced a minuet here to-nlgbt- 'Smi-'i He (Just from the theater)-Why, she is almost j old enough to appear in loe oaiiet v:;v Attendee! To Hotel Clerk Shall. X' put a your diamonds In tbe safe ilrs.JooUlghU?;,f DlstlnEnlshed Actress No, thanks; I, have ready contracted for the season's advertising Three A Jr. "I say, ofishur, ishn;t hlih-stoon. brown-itone house miner' "Yes. Mr. Sannders. that's yourhouse.2 "Well, I wish when It Chic) comes.thlshV gain you'd stop It," , Ji The Point of Honor. TeacheT-Adaaafl do vou know who made that noise? HBeK Adams (who is tne gnuty onej-i raow,,pat ltt not Uke to tell.' 3$BHt Te acher Yon are a gentleman, sir. , , HEr ', Happy this week is the manhofnas. ' bought an old mansion wlthafullllneorsome-' body else's ancestors. He can entertaluljls guests. without shame, while the pictured "wlgTandrnf-. " ties lookdown on latter-day Bepublican slmpucity; The Crtcsus of the Hour. Jones Who'isif that distinguished-looting man, .blazing wltaJ diamonds t " jij Koblniou-I don't know; buJPll bet he nsdaj window to rent for the Centennial, or else he's-'al furniture mover t x The Eev. Dr. Wurdleigh Yes, my onlyj course is to resign. ir?! Mrs. A.-Botwhy are the women of thsparlshl so bitterly opposed to you? 'arK Tho Bev.Dr.-Because I prayed for ralnjtBai Sunday before Easter. . iy Atfree Trip. Citizen (to ranro.ad&super; IntendentJ-Can Ton give me irco u'g2Hjx road to Philadelphia? ,,', SuDeriutendent (with great cordiality); tatnly, my dear sir, certainly: hut 1 mtttteantioi yoa to look oat for trains. A Til.ttn-. Tiw1ine. Mrs. Browning Cult has rather subsidedlnyo has It not? . , ..a Mrs. L. (from ChlcsgO)-Xs. inaeeaiijiT --. ,- .. ,-,hi curves It Is scarcely at aggeratloatosaythat Browning Is alreadylbi t Soup. & WaM'tnnnfal Prizes. MiM'. vC Mamma. Dr. Be Hooper asked me to be his J last night. .l-F? Llammi-or course. Ton accepted him!, MlsiClara-ltold blmlwould giyelMmanan- Mamma-Accept him imaedUtelyrltHs.Attat a window on we use 01 ue procesnoBsisssss St1 itloaH ?.' ThaleJ sHHZfB aex2ts haS aT. vTra? ' m Jt, MtINHHHHHHKMmmmHHHHHMM