f?i r- til ' r 4 .-' r 2" V Tfc T-i . - DISPATOE -... J r SECOND PART. u i THE PITTSBURG PAGES 9 TO 18. 3fc- -- ,-, .? 4' "4 & m ' ?x SULTAN Of JQHAEE. - Something Abont His Kingdom .and a Visit to His Palace. HOW A RAJAH LIVES AKD GOVERNS Singapore Women and Their TVonderM ar Bings. IKIIKG TO KEEP COOL IK CHUECH fCOEKiSFOXDEKCE OF THE DISPATCn.1 SINGAPORE, March 12. Singa pore is just 80 miles north of the equator. Its climate isN the same'the yearround. Its sun rises and sets at tie same hours each day the year throusrb, and its flow ers ever bloom and its trees are always green. Now, at the last of February, I am surrounded by ihe verdure of the tropics Birds by the thou sands sing in the trees and the air is that of a hot, moist July. The natives in many cases wear nothing but waist cloths, and all Europeans are dressed in white duck coats and white pantaloons. They wear hats of pith or cort, the rims of which are as big around as a dish pan and which rise in two stories to protect the head from the snn. I attended church at the English Cathe dral last night and listened to a service under 40 great punkahs or fans, which were pulled to and fro by men stationed on the outside of the church. This cathedral had an audience room about 120 feet long and it was, I judge, 75 feet from the floor to the rooC Below the ceiling there was a net work of iron rods and to these, by ropes, were fastened these huge fans, each of which was about 4 feet wide and 18 feet long. They consisted of strips of wide cotton cloth, weightedand hung from black walnut poles, and it was by ropes attached to these poles and stretched over pulleys in the windows of the church, that tbc natives outside kept them going and cooled those engaged in devotion. The dining tables in the hotels have these punkah fans over them and upon the steamers there are punkahs in the cabins which are pulled during the meals. Some of the wealthier European residents have servants, who do nothing bnt pull punkahs, and not a few have ians over their beds which are kept going all night by manual labor. Just in front of the hotel, and along the shore of the sea, there is a tennis and cricket ground comprising sev eral acres of lawn. Every afternoon these European nabobs of the East may be seen here by 'the scores. Each player has his servant with him, who rnns after the balls and hands tbem to him. No one does any more than he can help, and the business hours, are from 10 to 5. BalfWny Around the World. Singapore is an island 14 miles wide and 27 miles long. It lies just half way around the world from 2s ew York, and it is the half way station between the Pacific and the Indian Ocean. If you will take your map Of-' IU ML ili'frfc The Sultan of Johore. of Asia and look up the straits of Melacca you will find this little island. Lying at their entrance just north of Sumatra and ' south of Indo-China, a little over to the left you will see Ceylon, and further still the if s m.iora ,. unit ot Aden ana the ilea Sea. To the right and north are China and Japan. Singapore is the center of the trade routes j going via Ceylon and the Bed Sea to Europe, and all of the great ships trading ' with China and Japan stop here. More than 6,000 ships visit this port every year t and all of the great islands of this vicinity send their freight here for trans-shipment. It is four days and 800 miles from here to Bangkok, the capital of Siam. There are weekly steamers to Batavia, the capital of t Java. 600 miles to the south and vou can in r two days reach this great coffee island, i which comprises a territory about 80 miles , wide and longer than the distance between New Yoik City and Cleveland. Borneo is another great island at the east '' ward and it is 13 days from here to Calcutta fby way of Burmah. The result is that the population of Singapore is made up of the natives of all these countries and you find here & mixture of veilows and blacks, of Hindoo turbans and Chinese pigtails; of coffee-colored Malavs and of pale, white ft- Caucassians from Europe. The costumes jL are as strange as the skins, and all the queer ' m 0Qfits " southern Asia jostle each other upon the streets and tramp upon one an other's heels upon the highways. Jj Sincnpore Bcantlca. "rb -The women of Singapore are of a dozen ; fdifferent types, ranging from the rosy- "7cheeked English girl, in a suit made by r WpSfern or "Worth, to the half-naked 5 flbeanty from Borneo, whose sole costume is a strip of cloth about the waist, which Reaches to her knees and which is fastened hv a knot at the pit of her stomach. I saw a black woman to-day who had holes in the lobes ot each of her ears as big around as my thnmb, and I noted that another woman nd her ear holes as bouquet holders. Both of these women were EUings, and they came from Southern India. They were straight, graceful and by no means bad looking, bnt their chief dress consisted of jewelry. They had great bracelets of gold on their wrists and their ankles. Their ears were riveted with gold, and above these great ring-like lobes, little gold nuts and bolts were put through the ears so that they were bound with pins of gold from lobe to tip. One of the maidens had each of her nos-' trils riveted with these screw rings and a great ring of gold hanging down lrom the . center of the nose. The gold shone out all the brighter against the blackness of thb skin and the jewelry was the more promi H,?04, rom the scantiness of their costumes ""e "ere merely a single jkirt fasteneq feSis-"- ""ujiu me liips ana ine tnigns ana SCOttlne.tO the knew nnd sort of a scarf of cotton" ,which was stretched -around the shoulder and under n irm ) tin? !n 1 vzzp.t . -sj. i; v . . . ., .. i"; " j: our yards oi ciotn would i have made the whole suit and they wore neither, hats nor bonnets. I noticed an other of these women who had a large, pear shaped pearl fastened to a riyet and hang ing down from one nostril almost to her upper lip. Chinese Aicendency. t The Malay women, so far as I have seen, are not as good looking as the Indians, though this country was originally popu lated by them and there are now more Malays than any other Asiatics except the Chinese. The Malays live, as a rule, in the poorest of one-story thatched huts, and there is a Malay village within three miles of this city which is passed on the way to the steamers. It is the picture of poverty and desolation. The Malays will not wort and they live like savages. Slowly but surely the Chinese are crowding them out of their own country, and there are now 86,000 Chinamen here in Singapore. The popula tion of the city is 139,000 and the Chinese, the Indians and the Europeans do the busi ness. Everywhere I go I find that John China man is pushing his way to the front. "With in the past fewyears the Chinese have begun to emigrate, and the horde that came to America had its counterparts in those who went to Australia and who are now pushing themselves into the various countries and islands of the Pacific They gain a foot hold wherever they go, and they make monev where others starve. One of the worst elements ol their emigration the United States nas not yet felt, and that is their inter-marriage with the women of the countries to which they go. Siam is already half Chinese and the Chinese are slowly A Sling Beauty. swallowing up the Siamese. It is the "same here and it is the same everywhere. There have already been inter-marriages of Chi nese and Americans, and with the ability of the Chinamen to make money there,I have no doubt that in case they are freely admitted to the United States we would in time have a class of squint-eyed Americans. Tne Chi nese here are rich. They have large estates on the island, and one of the finest car riages I have seen in Singapore was that of a Chinaman. An Independent Sovereignty. England has already a strong "hold upon the Malay peninsula, but among the tribes of Malacca, which are not subject to her, is that of Johore. Johore is bisrger than Mass achusetts, and it is governed by a Sultan, who has absolute power and who is one of the few independent Malay rajahs still living. I made an excursion to Johore last week; visited the capital, and there met this most noted Malay ruler. Leaving Singapore at sunrise, our carriage was driven-bv a Malay coachman, and- we"had a gray-whiskered, bare-footed East Indian in a red gown and turban as a guide. "We drove for miles on a road as level as the floor and as well kept as a race track, through plantations of cocoannts and coffee. "We first passed sreat estates with beautiful grounds and wide drives, and then on out into the jungle. The green cocoanuts hung by the bushels in great bunches from the top of tall palm trees, each of which was from 50 to 100 feet high and with a trunk of from 6 to 12 inches in diameter. The bark was grayish-white and there were no leaves to the very top, upon which the cocoanuts grew, borne ol these groves had thousands of trees and they all looked as though they were drunken on their own milk. They leaned in every direction, and the tops of some seemed -to embrace those of others in maudlin jollity. The coffee estates con sisted of green bnshes about eight feet high with many branches, and the coffe grows close to the branch and the yellow fruit is the size of small damson plums; each plum contains two seeds, surrounded by pulp, and these seeds are the coffee grains. They are cultivated, and the estates showed that they had been but lately plowed. The Royal Palace, "'Half way across the island our driver stopped and changed the horses of our car riage for a relay which had been sent on ahead. Then the Malay Jehu whipped np and we rode on through more villiages and more jungle until we came to the straits of Singapore, on the opposite side of whicn was the main land and Johore. A Chinese boat carried us across these and we were landed at the wharf of the Saltan's palace. A beautiful lawn of many acres slopes by half a dozen terraces to the water's edge. Above this lies the palace, which is reached by winding drives, and awav to the right shine the blue and yellow buildings of the Malay TFbmen. city of Johore, .which the Sultan has built within the last few years for his capital, and which he laid out in the original jungle. The palace is a large, gray and white.two story building with wide porticos and many large windows looking out upon the water. It is, perhaps, 200 feet long and at least half that depth. Soldiers, in a costume half European, keep guard in front of it, and others in turbans march up and down through its various corridors. Some of these soldiers are olivcbrown Malays, others are as black as ebony, and the officer who re ceived my letters and took them in to the Saltan was dressed in European clothes with a Malay surong or skirt shining out under his coat. The Saltan of Johore. After waiting a moment the Sultan him self appeared, A tall, fine-looking, broad shouldered, light-yellow man with gray hair, black eyes and gray mustache. He wore a suit of white duck with a lavender skirt reaching to his knees, and with bracelets of & - H - mr'fl solid gold rope as thick as your finger aronndeach of his wrists. "There were dia mond ringsotfjlis fingers, and he had a seal brown plush turban cap on his head. He spoke English perfectly, shook hands with me cordially, and gave me a seat in an American rocking chair in his audience chamber while he took another one for him selfat my side. He talked of the decadence of the Malay people and said that the Chinese made much better workers. He needed them for the development of his kingdom, and he was glad to have their immigration. He talked of his travels and .told me he needed only to visit America to complete his tour of the world. He had visited in England and had been so well entertained that he was always glad to give Europeans a welcome when they came to his kingdom. He had visited China and Japan, and while in England he had gone one day to Liver pool to see a lady friend off for America. "I went down to the ship," said he, "and I put my friend on board. It was only seven days to New York, and had I remained I might have visited your countrv. I am very sorry I did not do so, for I think America is great and your people are a great and kind people. They give ns the telegraph, the electric light, and they are nt the front ininvention. I like them and I have many friends in America." A Wise Knler. The conversation here turned to Johore and His Majesty told me it was he who had introduced coffee into Singapore, and that hs was anxious to see his own kingdom be come one vast' plantation. ""We have a' coffee," said he, ''that will grow here, and many foreigners are buying estates. I be lieve in getting all you can off the top of the ground, rather than digging up the mineral wealth that lies under it. The whole Malay peninsula has mines of tin and Great Britain took from this region nearly ?8,000, 000 worth of tin ore last year. "We raise pepper here, cocoanuts and gambier, a kind ot a leal wmen is made into a tanning mix ture, and which we ship to. all parts ol the world. I have much fine timber in my kingdom and I send ship loads of it to Cal cutta, Australia and Europe." The Sultan then asked me a question or two about General Harrison, and then showed us his palace. It contains many large rooms all furnished in European style, and hung with paintings in oilof the royal family of .England. At -the "head of the stairs leading to theball room there is a fine full-length portrait of Gladstone, and the drawing room contains some fine pieces of statuary. After an hour's chat His Majesty told me that he had an engagement to go in his yacht about 40 miles up one of his rivers to show some foreigners a coffee plantation, and he gave me a cordial invita tion to go with'him. Upon my asking to be excused he said he was sorry he could not postpone the appointment, but asked me to take tiffin with him at the palace, and to ac cept the use of his carriage in driving about the capital. A Ride With the Dnto. He then, called a servant and spo'ke to him in Malay. A few moments later a fine-looking English gentleman of 50 ap peared and I was introduced to Sato .Tamps Meldrum, who is one of His Majesty's En glish advisors and overseers. Dato is a title and it means a little more than Sir does in England, and I found the Dato a very pleasant companion. With liveried coachman and footman, we were driven, with a spanking team, through the roads in and about this little tropical city of Johore, and I had a chance to learn considerable about the kingdom. "We visited a sawmill which would do credit to the pine regions of Michigan, and which was steaming away cutting great logs into boards on short notice. - "The Sultan,! said Jhe dato, -3s" the most advanced man of his race. He is adminis tering his Government on European princi ples. He has a Council of State, a Depart ment of Public Works, of the Treasury, of Trisons, of Medicine and of Immigration, under him. He has a Postmaster General, a system of schools, of police, and a Gov ernment printing office. He believes in the development of his country, and his exten sive travels and education, together with his natural ability, make him a verv good ruler. In religion he is a liberal Moham medan, but in everything else 1 e is a Enropean. He has a residence at Singa pore as well as here, and he is always trav- After a long drive and a visit at the date's, after tiffin we were taken to His Majesty's steam launch, and thus rode in state across the straits, and thence in our carriage back through the jungle to Singa pore. Ekank G. Cabpeitxeb. A SENATOfi' AND NOT HAPPT. A Colorado Statesman Tell Bow His Life Is Slado miserable. Chicago News. The Hon. Edward O. Wolcott, United States Senator from Colorado, is very much disgusted with the life which Senators are expected to lead at Washington. The qual ifications demanded in a United States Sen ator are ostensibly of a high order.yet when he reaches Washington, after years of hon orable toil and earnest study, the Senator finds that he is expected to devote a very large share of his time to the performance of menial and humiliating service. To the neglect of matters of national importance, he must dance perennial attendance upon the departments and must constantly curry favor with the Executive in behalf of the few greedy office-seekers who claim the con stituents' right to his time, to his labors.and to his very thoughts. Forced by time honored usages to become a mere machine for the solicitation of patronage, the natural and inevitable results area debasement of dignity, a loss of sell-respect, an abandon ment of all nobler ambitions, a neglect of more important affairs, and an altogether humiliating feeling of irresponsibility and of shiftlessness. "It is against these usages that Mr. Wol cott protests, and against them he will rebel. too, if he be the man that we believe him to be. It is time that an end were made to the practice of prostituting congressional talent to the mean, sordid ends of common beggary. Edward O. Wolcott is a brainy man, an earnest man, a brave man, and a tenacious man; he combines the elements of a suc cessful reformer. We hope that he will strike at this abominable heresy strike hard, strike olten, and keep on striking un til the evil is wholly and forever abated. ALL OP ILLUSTKI0UB LINEAGE. Each of D Can Claim Tlilrtj-Flro million Noble Ancestors. Baltimore Snn.1 Every man has 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great-grandparents, 16 great-gieat-grand-parents, 32 great-great-gieat-grandparents; etc " Sow, if we reckon 25 years to a gen eration, and carry on the above calculation to the time of William the Conqueror of England, it will be found that each living person must have bad at that time even the enormons number of 35,000,000 ancestors. Now, supposing we make the usual allow ance for the crossing or inter-marrying of lamilies in a genealogi cal line, and for the same persons being in many of the intersections of the family tree, still there will remain a number at that period even to cover the "whole Norman and Anglo-Saxon races. What, therefore, might have been pious, princely, kingly or aristoratic stands side bv side in line with the most ignoble, ple beian or democratic. Each man for the present day may be certain of having had not only narons ana squires, but even crowned heads, dnkes, princes or bishops, o renowned generals, barristers,, physician!. ELCf aiuuag ui3.aacesurs. PITTSBURG-, SUNDAY, APRIL 28, 1889. BEATJTY.AND HEALTH. How to Keep the Complexion Soft During the Spring Wind Season. PACE AHD HAND BEADTIFIEES. Some Studies From Life That Women Should Ponder Over. LATESI NOTIONS ABOUT THE HALE rwBrrrxjr tob ins mspj.Tcn.1 , A dozen correspondents wish to know how to keep their complexions from growing harsh anddry in spring winds, which are very unkind in this climate. A dozen more or less ask for the best all-around spring medicine, and these may be answered to gether, for, a purified skin will stand the wind betteKthan one which is irritated into Toughness and cracks from inward disorder. Take taraxacum extract with mandrake added (the druggist knows how to prepare it), for the most thorough and gentle anti bilious medicine, and treat yourself "after this fashion: Brush your teeth and mouth well on going to bed and getting up to keep the acrid impurities from adding to the dis turbance of the stomach, then take a char coal tablet, a teaspoonful of powdered char coal in water before dressing to give it time to purify within. Take the taraxacum in teaspoonful doses after each meal, and charcoal-magnesia water or dissolved soda when ever an acid taste forms in the mouth. This acidity BITINS TJIE COMPLEXION and raises wrinkles and fine pimples. Wash the face with hot water and tar soap, rins ing well, and when-dry rub in a very little vaseline, cold cream or fine oil before going out of doors. Wipe gently to have a mere film on the skin, not to be seen. Last of all, before leaving the room, if the face looks" at all shiny, rub it lightly with a piece of dry flannel, which finishes the face as sculptors finish their marble of statues to take off the polish. The face will look soft as if powdered after this treatment. The hot water and vaseline will keep the skin soft, spite of drying winds, and the taraxa cum and charcoal bleach it, if one goes out in the snnshine two hours a day beside. Then veils must be worn windy days, not dotted net which hurts the eyes, but clear tissue of the thinnest kind. A" mask would be better still if it were the fashion to wear it. . "Charlotte, "Wyoming," asks for a toilet mask to wear at night to improve her face, and wants to know if kid masks are advis able? Kid softens the face, but is oppress ive. A light mask is lately devised ot elas tic tissue, no thicker than the skin, which protects the faoe perfectly and bleaches it quickly. It costs 1. For whitening the hands there is really nothing like a long wristed pair of gloves, loose enough to be easily worn at night. Bub the hands with cold cream, button the gloves snugly and wear another pair with finger tips cut off, by day as much as possible "till the skin softens and refines. Pray write again about anything, every thing of the feminine toilet and don't make excuses. I am writing now to answer ques tions and tell people just what they want to know. That's what I am here for. . XO DEESS AHD KOI TO ,DEES3. Watch the throngs of women passing on any uptown thoroughfare and count the numbijrjsrho are itherwell dressed-of haye interesting faces. The rarity of such a pre sentment gives one a fit of sympathy tor the human race. Arejmen doomed to pass their lives wi(h these dowdy, ungracious looking women, and are children to reflect such faces from their mothers? The well dressed women look harassed, their daughters hard, self satisfied and critical. As you study their faces you cannot help the conviction that the average person is a hopelessly ordinary sort of being after all, and the quality of her mind spread out for sale. Shopworn, rusty, frayed, slea2y and faded to begin would, hardly attract custom on a 3-cent counter.' Try these women with the question of the week, 'What do you think of the diamonds at Tiffany's?" and see how many answer, "Well, 1 don't know," to begin, and finish their views by telling you which piece she wonld prefer for a present Puerilities and personalities are the fund of such women's talk. Add to this the fatality into which the average woman chooses the wrong thing -to spoil the effect by some inharmonious de tail, and you cease to wonder why men speak ligbtiy of the intellect of women. If she succeeds no better in her toilet, the one specially feminine interest on- which her luture and present depend, how is she to cope With anything les3 familiar. STRIKING SAMPLES. ( Take as a sample these observations, actually made on Fourteenth street, New York, within a week. No.,1, short, insig. nificant woman, ereen "skirt and sealskin sacque nearly to her knees, too long and too big tor her; common black velvet bonnet, red flowers, not good enough to wear with such a cloak. No. 2. Three stout women "weighing at least 180 each, in tight slate blue dresses, no cloaks. A stout woman makes a mistake in crowding herself into her clothes and ex posingiier embonpoint in full outlines. She should wear as long a cloak as possible'ou tbe street, of supple smooth cloth, with bor dered fronts to 'give long lines to the figure, but no.trimming on the lower edge to take awav from the "height, and the bonnet should be rather compact in shape, ot the same color as the costume. Women do not know what a harsh trying effect is given to the toilet by a hat of different color, or what a completeness it has when the hat corre sponds. Above all, it increases the ap parent heicht when costume and hat are one color, and stout figures should take ad vantage of this. 3. Stoutish young woman, looks as if she held views on reforms, not a bad figure, but rendered chunky by a light chestnut direc tory coat, with lapping capes, and sharp lapels, a distressfng ugly style, nnd spoil ing to moSt figures. The olnmcinpca nf a -costume ot good material was completed by a stiff round hat, too young for the 30 years of the wearer, the brim too narrow ior her round face. 4. Young woman, tall and slim, jacket too short, skirt in straight pleats, so that she looked as if mounted on stilts. To accent the steeple effect, her tourist hat with taper crown had stiff bows several' inches higher. Such a figure needs drapery, wide sashes, a "well proportioned coat, giving due length of waist, and a low, broad-crowned hat. FACTS TO EEMEMBKK. B. Stout young woman in fur cape, look ing as if shoulders were a yard across. 6. Expensively dressed woman, em broidered green cloth dress, black armure cloak, showy passementerie, tan cloves, rather soiled, jet bonnet with red roses. Costume made no good impression because it lacked unity, looked as if she went to her wardrobe and pulled out what came first to wear, no fitness, things not designed for each other; a darK green plush mantle and darker bonnet, or a black lace and velvet one, with roses and rich foliage, gloves of some dark shade would have made the toilet remarked for its elegance. 7. Big young woman, clumsy in seal .cloak, and large hat with five plumes, yel low tan cloves. It shonlil h iin,lnriAl among well-bred women that'large plumed niws arc uever uj no seeu outside a carriage city limits. They are solelv for driving and out of town. In it they are conspicu ous, demi-mondane. I say nothing of the shoals of women, young and not so young, wearing cheap muslin violets in their dress, or the plumb big girls who look a sight with a huge jacqueminot rose and bud prominent on a corsage already pronounced in its contours. The homelier a woman was the more certain to wear the poor little violets, which made her look blner and skinnier than ever. But one must wonder at the carelessness of women about their gowns. One bright day Twenty-third street seemed full of shabby well-dressed women, wearing good clothes, all in need of refreshing. Tbe fur cloaks Bhowed rusty and worn on the edge, the wool dresses and mantles looked as if they were out in the last rain and needed brush ins and nressinsr to make them trim atrain. Very few women pay attention to this pro-' cess as they ought, or hang their gowns in roomy closets, but crowd them together dusty or damp, as the case may be. I was near a woman in silk dress and cashmere shawl, in a shop this -week whose clothes smetas if they were kept in a cheese press, from hanging in a crowded closet with soiled linen and ucaired nightgowns. Not all the spices of Arabia could have sweet ened herpreaence. AIT ELEGANT COIITtJBE. A welcome' variation of wearing the hair is the Greek "fillet, confining the short'front curls or the ""bandeau of tortoise shell or silver. A more elegant coiffure can hardly be devised, or a more convenient one. The short recamier curls, too, will perhaps be found so becoming to laces in general that we may be spared the parody of bangs worn by gray-haired women in every stage of wrinkles and haggardness. What fiend of the unbecoming ever possessed the feminine mind to adopt this most trying and grace less style for all ranks and ages, must re main unknown, but the effect shakes one's respect for feminine intellects in general. Bangs are only tolerable on the freshest rounded faces; on any others, they are a caricature. The elderly woman, or one leaving youth, should show the attention to her toilet of parting her hair in front, show ing the dignity of her brow, and softly curl ing the hair in those short, feathery rings winch indescribably -soften the features. The rigid puffs which ladies of a certain age used to wear gave a hard threatening efiect, as if they had been rolled np on the ten commandments for curl papers. It is the hardest thing in the world to persuade a woman to dress her hair becomingly. The more unsuitable a fashion, in general, the more wedded she is to it a fact of which anyone may convince , himself by taking note of the women of his acquaintance. Several divorce cases I am persuaded might be happily settled if the woman would only take care of her teeth, and learn some art in hair dressing and dressins herself. Shibley Daee. Note Shirley Dare will answer each week a limited nnmber ot questions relating to the cultivation and preservation of health and beauty. Queries should be sent to the office of this paper. A MEEUI CENTNAKIAN. At the Age of 115 He Teaches tbe Boys a Tory Clever Trick. Savannah NewsJ There was a very old man from Meri wether county in attendance at Pike Su perior Court last week. He was feeble in appearance, and, indeed, some of his old acquaintances asked him his age. "Well," he said, "if I live to see Febrn-' ary31Iwill be 115 years old. Another remarkable fact connected with mr con struction is that I haven't a tooth in my head," opening his mouth and pointing to his smooth, toothless gums. He continued: "I was born that way. Wonderful as it may appear, my youngest son and eldest daughter were born that way also." The same old fellow, looking as if he was standing at the other end of the corridor of life, with till the gravity of over a century hanging over him. derionslvsavsla.an.ac- hjuaiBtanee, "YduThark u dollar and'give it to me. and X will -put it with ohetf mine. and you can't tell for the lite of you which. one yon marked." "You are mistaken," says the acquaint ance, and the silver dollar is forthcoming, marked and handed over. Then the grave old man rattles it with one of his own and pockets both. "Give my dollar back," says the acquaint ance. "No," interrupts the old man. "I said that if you would mark a dollar and give it to me you could not tell it from one of my own that is, because I am not going to give you a chance. Bemember, I did not ask you to loan me a dollar, but give it to me; you did so, and now I don't care to have any joking." The fellow grunts, and goes away with a blank expression of countenance. HARD TO D1SQDISB. A Rustle Conple's Unsophisticated State Apparent to Everybody. Brooklyn Citizen.! There sat opposite me in an elevated rail road car, on Wednesday, a country clergy man and his wife, accompanied by a lady, living in Pranklin avenue, as I learned by their conversation. IThe atmosphere of rural roads and broad pastures enveloped the couple, and filled the whole car in which they were sitting. The picture of the minister hanging over a barnyard gate talking about the crops to a parishioner among his cattle, involuntarily presented itself to my mind. He knew" that he did not have the bearing of a town-bred man, but he did not care tor that. The sights of the city were new to him, and he was going to enjoy them. As the train left the De Ealb avenue station and sped on to Greene, he began talking 'about the car in which he was riding, and his remarks attracted the guard's attention. When the next station was reached the guard put his head inside of the door,and' looking directly at the couple, called out, with significant em phaois: "Greenel" With a smile as calm as if he had been asking after the health of -some "sister's" children7the minister ceased speaking of the car long enough to remark: "Even that man knows we are green." The three left the train at the next sta tion. A WONDERFUL T0ILTLE. ItBitnn IneliFlnnk in Two Alter Its Head Wan Cut Off. Henry County (Ga.) Times. A turtle weighing 88 pounds was caught in Walnut creek Monday by a party of fishermen. Its head was as large as a dog's, And when cut off snapped in two an inch plank, which Air. HcKibben placed in its' mouth. Its shell measured 28x18 inches, and will bold nearly a bushel. There will be a turtle soup supper given at this office on next Saturday night. Admission 25 cents. Proceeds to go toward purchasing "snake bite" for the PiscatOrfal.Club. "We hope everybody will come out and make the occasion a pleasant and profitable one. Jlit Turnipseed is putting rockers on the shell and it will be raffled off at 10 cents a chance. Those with little ones should not fail to attend and get a novel and lasting crib. AMERICANS AS SM.0EERS. Oar People Conmmo Nearly Twice as lUacli Tobacco n Europeans, Cincinnati Commercial Gazette, According to population, Americans con sume nearly twice the amount of tobacco that is consumed by Europeans. This comes of the.great smoking of tobacco in the form of cigars. In cigar smoking there is only a partial combustion of the tobacco. The tobacco in a cigar would load an ordinary pipe four or five times. There is another thing to consider. Cigar-smoking is very expensive compared with indulgence in the pipe. The habitual smoker .who 'buys the cheapest cigars could, for the same money provide himself with the best and costliest pipe-smoking tobacco. HE; THE HISTORIM. He Describes the Bise and Fall of the Great Mormon Empire. THE BAKlNe POWDER DESERT. A Bright, Early, hut Erratic Light of Mor mon Journalism. BIOGBAFfll OF BIG-NOSED GEOEGE rwsrm&t fob thb dispItch.1 IN the spring of 1847 Presi dent Brigham Young started from Omaha by full team from Utah. He had 113 picked men of marriageable age and great versatility, also 8 of the 12 jjpos tles. These apos tle were plain men with thick set whiskers and a great yearning to resemble some of the tough element described in the Bible. They wanted to inaugurate somewhere a church which should be self-supporting and en courage the social instinct to a remarkable degree. Their chief ambition was to organ ize a paying church, wherein the elders would not have to rely upon donations, and. wherein also the Old Testament idea of home might be carried out So they hitched up their cattle and steered their caravan toward the West, over "sage and salaratus, across unbridged rjvers and 'through mountain defiles" which became still more so as the troupe approached them. Discovering the Great Salt Lake Basin, they returned across the baking powder desert, and on the 23d of December, at Council Bluffs, issued their epistle recount--ing the disagreeable repulsion from Nau voo, the fortunate discovery of the "Valley of the Jordan of the Great Salt Lake, and recommendinir a reorpanfz.Tt!nn nf the -drarch- byr selecting a president, vice presi dent, umpire ana corresponding secretary: Mr. Brigham young, a rising young red whiskered man, who combined the philan thropical instincts of Jay Gould with the keen social instincts of the Duke of Marl borough, was chosen president. IN" -WESTEE QUABTEKS. The gang then went into winter quarters on the hanks of the soiled Missouri. The winter quarters were situated upon the lands belonging to the Omaha Indians, who felt sorry for the Mormons. Some of the holes in the ground where the saints lived are still visible, although they were dug 43-years ago. A newspaper called the Frontier Guardian was then published by Elder O. Hyde. Prom it I make a few excerpts:. The Apostles will hold a meeting next week, Friday, at the Backet or Blood Saloon for a general conference and interchange of thought. Elder Kimball will add another story to his residence next week by digging It seven feet deeper. President Yonng was feeling quite rocky all last week and thinks he Is about to have an other revelation. Should such be the case, our readers may rely upon the Guardian to atnnm correct the spelling and print it at an early date. Brother Blakcslee, who was unfortunately and fatally wounded in a watermelon patch be fore leaving Nauvoo, died yesterday In his dug out, which be had facetiously named Fernl-hurst-on-the-Missouri. Funeral services on Saturday at his former residence, after which his furniture will be removed, also everythin" but Brother Blakes'ee and Fernlhnrst will be filled up. Of course the above meagerlv showthe character of the paper, but it was said to be newsy, bright, spicy, and at times, comic. In the early history of Omaha, the first successful club organized for mutual benefit was called the Claim Club.. The object of this club was, according to its preamble, to better protect those who had good and prior claims to lots and lands. The Claim Club met upon call of the .V(.4' A.W I ., --- -in . , i. i An Enterprising Editor at Work. president, and was addressed at times by men who were selected by the club as thor oughly worthy. These, after-dinner orators stood on a barrel, while addressing the club and at tbe close of the speech the barrel was generally kicked out lrom under them, leaving them supporting their weight en tirely by means of their neck. But all law less acts of claim clubs were afterward at tributed to special clubs who ran an im promptu bnsiness, something as the White Caps do now when they want to whip a woman and are afraid to do so single handed. EAELY JOURNALISM. The Arrow was the first Omaha newspaper. It started out July 28, 18M. It was devoted to the arts, sciences, letters, climate, re sources, agriculture, mean temperature and politics. Mr. J. E. Johnson was the busi ness manager, and had four -wives beside. It is needless'to say that he was a mad of great ability. All day he wonld manage the paper and thep, weary and exhanste'd, take up the taskof successfully managing his four soul's idols. He,, also practiced law. Incidentally he ran a blacksmith shop and preached. He was an insurance agent, and kept a general store. On s cold day he would frequently, while if ' - A Worthy Member Addresses the Club. tflHIJi I - .'drawing-ji gallon of molasses, shoe a bronco mule, write a sermon'' on humility and whip a wife. He would then put up the .molasses, wipe his fingers on his whiskers, and write an editorial entitled, "We Have Come to Star." He temained in Omaha and Council Bluffs until one day he saw a man enter the store wearing a new silk hit. The next morning Mr. Johnson sold put his varied interests and went to Salt lake City, where he became the head of several more families. His wonderful versatility in matters of business was obtained by driving a bobtail car on .Forty-second street. New York.while quite young, during which time he had to drive a skittish horse.make change with his teeth, whipjthe newsboys off the rear plat form and shove snow off the track at the same time. Mr. Byron Beed has the Arrow complete with the exception ot No. 6. Mr. Pattison was the editor. He was also a successful obstetrician and undertaker, which frequently gave him a scoop over his rivals fn Chicago. His "Salutatery," as Mr. N. C. Barrow, the able associate editor of tb,e Boomerang, used to say, starts out as follows: "Well, strangers, friends, patrons and the good people generally, wherever in the wide world your lot may be cast, and in whatever clime this Arrow may reach you; here we are upon Nebraska soil, seated upon the stump nf an ancient oak, which serves for an editorial ehair, and the top of our badly abused Jjeaver lor a table, we purpose editing the .4rrotc." He then took another drink. Pattison was of a romantic mold and was married under a large tree dnriug a heavy thunderstorm. I do not know why he did this. . A. SOUMTTIi -WTtlTES. He wrote some real touchful things, one of which was called "A Night in Our Sanc tum." It. went on to state that there was more joy in one moment of the glad, lree, unlettered life in the prairie than a thou sand years in the bosom of civilization, weaving suspenders and putting dinner off till alter dark. He laved to commune with nature and chew maroon plug tobacco. He scorned therToar and bustle of the crowded cities like Dubuque, and yearned to nes tle in the wild wood and listen to the chip munk's honest bark. He turned up his nose at New York and the other settlements. and ,wanted to just lie back in tbe lap of nature ana live on ner relatives. Btrhow changed! Where once the loud cry bf the, contending warriors, the ever warring clans of the Sioux and the Omaha, clove the air, well dressed men, between tbe nets, come in and clove the air. Where once there were no luxuries whatever, now we rode on an electric train which does the rapid transit from one extreme of Council Bluffs.tb the further extremity of Omaha. Where once was heard -the hiss of the arrow as it sped on its way to the middle of a white man who" was looking the other way, now all is changed. "Where there- were once no resi dences, to say nothing of hotels, I visited a town in interior Nebraska last week where they had a good hotel with matches in the office. "What do jou want it for?" asked the landlord when I said I wanted a match. I said I had just chopped some wood and wanted to start a fire in my room if he wonld let me have a match that he was not using. Then he took a key out of his pocket, blew a grain of wheat out of it, and, looking at me with a keen, search ing glance, opened a drawer in his desk and got me'a blue-headed match. Omaha has some good hotels, but good cooking it the last thing to penetrate into a new country; and especially at hotels. The first theatrical entertainment ever Nye Earnestly Pleads Jot a Match, given in Omaha was in 1860, at tbe old Herndon House, now tbe Union Pacific headquarters. The company had no scenery, becanse it was not on a regular professional tour, so the manager borrowed a bolt of muslin from Tootle & Jackson's store and made a curtain, allowincr the same back ground to figure in all the scenes. Later on an "Uncle Tom's Cabin com pany, provided with a blind bloodhound and a deathbed, plaved there to good busi ness. Omaha has always been 'gentle and kind toward rocky shows. I have been there twice myself. A SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT. My attention has only recently been called to tbe discovery madu by a Dr. Motschul kowsky, etc., of Odessa, in the State of Eu rope, 'o"t a new method for treating spinal troubles by means of suspension. Dr. Lewis A. Sayre has also been accredited with the inventiou of the apparatus by which the pa tient is so suspended as to straighten and eloncnte the spine. I hope it may prove successful, and in the future be so perfected as to afford great re lief to those who suffer in this way, but it did not work with us years ago, when we tried it on a patient known as Big Nosed George. B.N.George was a somnambulist, and had been for years. A somnambulist, and troubled with color blindness, so that time and again he would be found somewhere wandering around in the night, also en dis habille, riding a pirato horse, when his was a black. Color blindness and somnambu lism got Big Nosed George into several of "'these scrapes, till at last it occasioned talk, and some people came to speak to him about it. It was then that he got his.back up, and in order to reduce this spinal curvature, some acquaintances tried this suspension method. Possibly it was carried to excess, or then .again, bis overshoes might have been too heavy. Anyhow, when a man went back there a day or two -afterward to ask George if the draught was too strong for him, or if his head seemed to be high enough, he was shocked to find that B. N. George was no more. People who make scientific experiments that wav cannot be too carefnl. Big Nosed George left a wife and four small children. Also a wife and two smaller children. He left tbem about two years before his death. A Western paper at the time of the acci dent said: "We were in error about the brilliant meteor seen night before last at about 11 o'clock. It now proves to have been the bugle of Big Nosed'George, who at that time ascended a telegraph pole by means bf his neck." Bill Ny e. Listen co tbe Mocking Bird.' Leary, Ga., Courier. 1 When a mocking bird perches upon the topmost twig of a tree, on a sunny day, winds up his music box and turns himself loose, it is mighty fine music that he makes. The man who would kill a mocking bird is a savage. The world needs all of its mock ing birds, its sunshine aud flowers. The way Is lonely enough even with them. It is proper io remark, however, that this sug gestion may be the resqlt of disordered edi torial Hver. Bkecham'3 Pills cure sick headache. Peaks' Soap, the purest and best ever i ki m J' WASHINGTON RELIGH Artistically Arranged at the Ceitei-l nial Loan Exhibition. 6AUDI APPAREL OP PATE10TS.N flow a XeirTorlr. Gentleman SanagwU' Make Fairs Fay WelL FOMTEESTOB EXHIBITION PB03C0TIM icossxsroirpxxcs or THZcisrATca.v New York, April 27.. The city- is feaee in along itsmain streets with stands for the centennial, and we are only anxious that there may be hooks enough to hang up all thefe strangers who come or the great oeca-1 siob The sense of thronging humanity, the hum, the pressure for a week past haa been almost intolerable to sensitive people, and" when it is over ordinary city life by contrast will seem the quiet of a village. Bnt first, there will be four days of en thusiasm, enough to try the endurance of a strong man. Pour miles of pageant, the flower of our armies East and West, the lads from West Point and Annapolis, a show of politicians, which counts with some people for a good deal, the mile of troops marching buoyant to martial music, and a stir of patriotic memories and intense national and family pride, which will lift those lour days far above common life. The grand feature of the time next to the sight of soldiery, which is for many the one grand and moving spectacle in the world, will be the great chorus of German musical societies one evening in Union square, singing in the open air. For once music takes its place in a patriotic festival, and it will be something to dream of and re member. Much if not most of the best ef fects of the centennial will be due our Ger man artists and musicians. For two months over a dozen or the best German artists, sculptors and decorators have been working together on the designs for the parade which will bring in review a succession of histori cal scenes in all the spirited grouping in which modern German art excels. THE CENTENNIAL LOAN EXHIBITION, now open, is curious in old papers and medals, the various paintings of "Washing ton and Revolutionary leaders and a large collection of beautiiulold family silver. If not the famous Fairfax candlesticks, tall, fluted and wreathed,.their duplicates are here in company with broad. low bed room candle holders with long porringer handles which kept the melted wax from dropping on silk stockings and nankin breeches, or satin gown, as my master and mistress sailed off to thir chambers. Handsome dessert stands of pierced silver and some old saltcellars in silver and rock crystal are fit for my lady's toilet in grace and design. In those days housekeeping was not so ambitious of artistio effects or extravagance as it is now, but everything was becoming and in a certain intimate keeping not always apparent to-day, when it seems as if the best of ns were living in other people's houses in a masquerade. Lady Washington's favorite snuff-colored satin in perfect preservation has tbe square neck and directory cut of to-day, the bodice 'crossed by plain satin straps, and tbe sleeves of the plainest coat shape, suiting a well rounded arm. The suit Washington wore at his inauzural is rich snuff-colored groa grain, severely plain, which must have looked very handsome with yellow lace ruf fles. The sword he wore at the same time was pointed out to me by one of the descend ants of Washington, a gentleman whose family likeness was unmistakable. It was a nice point of feeling that Washington, chose on tbe proudest dar of his life to wear the sword given him by his tried friend and comrade, Governor William Darr, who wa with him at Braddock's defeat. GAUDT COUET SUITS. But John Adams, that sturdy patriot and polished gentleman, who was always writing his wife abont bringing np the children to austere economies, must have indulged his warm fine natural tastes in his court suit, which remains in rich brown plush with waistcoat and lapels of cream satin with borders in marvelous flowered embroidery hardly known at the present day. Honest John must have been every inch a minister in that suit, "to the Queen's taste" then and now. John Jay's white satin vest and coat of chintz velvet is more the fancy of a man who had many suits and could indulge bU taste. I don't know much of human nature if these elegant suits do not awaken in soma bl the dashing men of to-day a desire to see now they can carry off such bravery, and it is very certain that they can do it with a grace. The portrait of handsome Alexander Hamilton, wbom artists seem never tired of painting, only needed court dress to look: the very peer of his great kinsman, the Dnke of Hamilton, who, you will remem ber, like his Atlantic namesake, falls in a duel with my Lord Mohun, it you Jiava read your Henry Esmond as yon should. THE CENTENNIAL FESTIVAL FAIE, - in aid of the Homeopathic Hospital, is the lasnionaoie success oi tne time, which is due to the intelligent management. The idea came to a clearheaded man of easy fortune to devote his taste and talent to getting np fairs much as an opera manager organizes his season, with the exception that this cul tivated, polished gentleman gives his time without a dime in exchange, save the ar tistic pleasure of designing pretty scenes for ' fashionable dames to figure in and coax the shekels out of society's pocketbooks. In the last six years this gentleman has man aged 42 different fairs, notably, the German Hospital fair last winter, which brought 5112,000, the Montefiore Fair in 1886, which made (158,000, the fair at the Hotel Brunswick, which made 52,000 "for the Training School for Nurses in two days. What impressario can make such a showing as this? When Mr. A. B. de Frece opens a fair, it is sure to be so pretty and so taking that one can't avoid wanting to spend money on.it, it seems like a favor to be allowed to do so, and if I give time to the details of this Cen tennial fair it is with an eye to the shrewd women elsewhere, who will be too glad to know how such things are done in society. Names are not wanting with Mrs. Chauncey Depew as President of the fair. Hon. Levi P. Morton as Vice President, Colonel Crugar and Mr. Coudert, who is quoted as the finest authority on etiquette in New York, Mayor Grant aud Mr. Andrew Carnegie, and CO more companionable to these. ATTBACTITE FEATURES. Four floors of the Pot tier and Stymus building are taken for the fair. There is a " cafe on the street floor where gentlemen make a point of taking dinner. Next floor are the stands of fancy articles, where Mr. De Frece's fancy asserts itself by giving each booth the name of a flower and decorat ing to suit. The confectionery is sold at the violet stand, with canopy of violet bunting, supports trimmed with violets, and all the paie purple boxes of candy tied with ribbons to match and a knot of violets on the top. The buttercup booth and the water lily booth are as pretty in their way. and when the room is lighted, full of ladies in even ing dress, Lord Fauntleroy, in velvet and long curls, selling flowers, and half the good company in New York there, it is a prettier scene than any of the theaters can show. The children have a floor to themselves, where toboggans slide down loads of candy and toys, and some entertainment is give each alternoon. Pretty little denude Puri tans in blue-gray gowns, with clear muslin coifs, pinners and aprons and buckled shoes, viry the s(?ene with boys in blue and bufT Continentals, or picturesque fair frls in gray velvet frocks who sohelkcontrinutions mutely in alms baskets. It is- charming and takingaad money making to the last degree. mySSak v j i s 4 n 1 Hi ! I !K3-flt'