-$, A THE PlTTSBTJRGr -DISPATCH MUDAT, 'WBIL ' 26, 889. ZZi& A i r t Mt Bippf4 .ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. ISM. Vol.41, So. 78. Entered at PJttsburg Postofflce, November It, 18S7, as Eccond-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing' House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average circulation of the dally edition of The Dispatch for six months ending' April 1, 1SS9, 27,986 Copies per Issue. Averneo circulation of the Sqnday edition of The Dispatch for March, 1SS9, 46,423 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FBEE IK THE trXTTED STATES. Daily Dispatch. One Year 8 00 . 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This is the question which the organs of the party in power are asking in all sorts of ways. The symptoms of uneasi ness and -discontent have only shown themselves as yet in paragraphic snorts. But the rumble of the heavy artil lery getting into position is plainly to be heard. There is trouble in store for Presi dent Harrison. Yesterday a meeting of Republican mal contents voiced the feeling to which we allude at Indianapolis. These dissatisfied politicians of the practical stripe made it known as their opinion that the President was rewarding only the so-called "dude" element of the parly, the gentlemen whose service in the fight had gone no further than the dress parade, and that he was neglect ing the workers who had taken off their coats, and had given their time, money and best energies to promoting the party's suc cess at the polls. Prom the same quarter proceeded also a somewhat pathetic plea for the recognition of the colored manand a humorous allusion to Hr. Harrison's choice of domestic servants for the White House. This ebullition of discontent would be beneath consideration were it not in har mony with the utterances of prominent men at "Washington, New York and other centers. In The Dispatch of yesterday appeared the statement of a leading New York politician, in which the President's course was severely criticised. In this in stance, as has often happened lately, the President was blamed lor not turning out the Democrats quickly enough. The cry of all the malcontents is that more Clarksons are wanted to clear the way for the Repub lican office seekers. Praise unstinted is lavished on Assistant Postmaster General Clarkson. It is clear that the office seekers are not happy, that the President is likely to be abused by them openly and roundly before long, but it is not so clear that the Repub lican party as a whole is angry because the administration is trying to run the Govern ment in a business-like fashion. Mr. Har rison may continue to go slow without in curring the displeasure of any considerable part of the nation. MAKE THE CITIES CLEAH! Par away from Pittsburg as yellow fever may seem to be, its resurrection in Florida may properly serve as a suggestion to the authorities of this city and Allegheny to make some improvement in the condition of the streets. Although the avenues most used in Pittsburg are happily as clean just now as it is possible to make them, the same cannot be said of a great many streets and alleys in various sections of the city. "With even greater force may this be said of Alle gheny. The warm spell of last week re vealed this truth offensively to the nostrils. It cannot of course be certainly predicted, but there seems to be a likelihood that the coming summer will be rather hotter than usual. The temperature for the months of 1889 which have gone hy has notably ex ceeded the average. This clearly" makes clean streets all the more desirable, and if to the ordinary perils of a hot summer there is added the chance of a visit from the terri ble scourge of the South, the city authori ties cannot bestir themselves too early or too energetically to make the two cities as free from pest-breeding filth as possible. REPRESSING THE POETS. Eugene Field, the Chicago poet, who is also the country's poet in a larger sense, has jailed attention to tbe fact that the editor of Harper's Magazine had that pretty dialect poem "Waitin for the Cat to Die" pub lished over the name ot James Whitcomb Riley in the March number of that period ical, eight years before they published it, and that the price paid for it originally did not exceed ten dollars. Mr. Pield says that he mentions these facts for the simple pur pose of showing that the popularity which Mr. Riley justly enjoys has not in any way .been brought about by tbe patronage or the co-operation of the Harpers. Furthermore Mr. Field says, as anyone who cares to investigate can find for him self, that the Century magazine did not recognize Riley until the popularity of his newspaper poems forced that recognition. Upon this rehearsal of facts Mr. Field pro pounds, among other questions, this: "Has any American magazine ever discovered a poet?" f This question, we think, would be answered negatively by any conscientious reader of magazine literature. The policy ot the great American magazines seems to be to get what poetry they can from the recognized masters in the field, and fill np their poetic corners with the productions of r. small ring or clique, in most cases com posed ot the editor's sisters, cousins, aunts and personal friends. Here and there, of ' course, an editor is fortunate enough to have a real poet in this clique, but it does not appear to be considered necessary that the favored contributor of poetic goods should possess even a whiff of the divine afflatus. The fact that the work of a genius like Riley should have been pigeonholed for eight years by the editor of Harper's while the pages of that magazine were blossoming with the fungi and frippery of puerile' poetasters, is painful to contemplate. MBS. HARRISON'S 600S SENSE. A satisfaction almost equal to that over the intimations that the President is disap pointing the practical politician, is created by the report that Mrs. Harrison is shpek ing the feelings of the aristocracy of the capi tal by her independent and off-baud method of transacting her private business. It is whispered, with bated breath, that the wife of the President has even been guilty, when she wishes to consult a physician, of going to the physician's office instead of summon ing the physician to attend her pleasure. This is regarded by the ladies who for sever al years made such an exhibition of them selves, by quarreling over who should have precedence, as entirely beneath the dignity of the first lady of the land. It is quite possible that those who imag ine that ladies can take official rank in Washington, and who think that the rank is suitably asserted by public quarrels as to the respective standing of each prominent person, regard it as improper for Mrs. Har rison to adopt the common sense and demo cratic method of going to see those with whom she has business, in place of ordering them to attend upon her orders. But the sensible people of- the country will not be at all displeased to learn that Mrs. Harrison attends to 'her own affairs with the same course every other well-bred and sensible woman wonld take. There is nothing either in the Constitution and laws of the land.or in the constitution and laws of common sense, which prevents the wife of the President of the United States from being sensible, un assuming and business-like. Conceding the theory that there is a first lady of the land to be correct, it is obvious that the ladylike character would not insist upon making people dance attendance upon her pleasure when she can more conveniently consult them upon the business which she has with them. A silly attempt at setting up a cheap imitation "of the customs of royalty may and naturally will produce an idea that the Jady of the "White House should arrogate an especial superiority. But there is noth ing either in the position of the President's wife or in the true constitution of American society to warrant any such idea. The lady of the White House has exactly the same rights and duties as any other lady. If she she has any business to transact with any one it is sensible lor her to do it in the least obtrusive and most convenient method. If she wishes to visit any of her friends she has the right to do so without adopting any special forms or privileges which they would not assert against her. This is directly opposed to "Washington etiquette; but it is based upon the principles of demo cratic common sense. No doubt the so-called official society of "Washington would be very much put out if Mrs. Harrison should adopt these rules; but the less attention she pays to the silly idea of official etiquette, the more likely will she be to set the example of unassuming good sense which should govern republican society. JOY IS IN ORDER HERE. June, the month dedicated above all others to Hymen, is not here yet, but the fires are being lit on many matrimonial altars. Perhaps the propitious spring has hurried on the tides of Cupid, and made the month of flowers and showers ring with tuneful sound of marriage bells. But not alone have the many marriages made this Eastertide merry; the people generally seem to be largely given over to seemly but none the less joyous pleasures at this season. The statistician may tell us that figures of the country's finances do not justify high jinks. But here in Pittsburg, at least, the prosperity of the masses is too positive to be denied a free utterance ot the joy it brings. There is no reason why a discordant note should be heard here. Pittsburg works hard; she earns her pleasures, and now that the season and the wages of work conspire in suggesting jollity, we are glad to see that in all society, high and low, the sound of merriment mounts high. TWO STRIKES. Under the circumstances we feel that we are justified in renewing to the League baseball club of Pittsburg the assurance of our distinguished consideration. The Hustler's cherubs have joined battle with Anson's boastful boys on two successive occasions, and have come out victorious each time. This is at it should be. Pitts burg steadily marching upward all the time could hardly bear to contemplate the discreditable descent of the local baseball club at the beginning of last season, and even the rally of our players toward the last, at a time when the jig, so to speak, was up, did not wash away the dismal memories of early disasters. Now hope springs again in the bosom of the crank who has sighed so long to see the pennant fly above the neutral-tinted barn of baseball in Recreation Park. If the doughty Dunlap can keep his veterans from the vain delusion that all the clubs in the League are but an oyster open before-them, needing nothing but a slight effort on the Pittsburg delegation's part to be swallowed, all will be well. There is a large stock of compliments and laurels in good preserva tion left over from the seasons gone by, which will be cheerfully lavished on the Pittsburg team if it continues its gallant charge to victory. The Detroit Free Prets has not a very clear idea of the workings of the license law in these parts. It sympathizes with Allegheny City because.it only obtained 93 retail licenses, but adds: "If Allegheny City were less fortunately situated, there might be a severe drought, but no place which is an annex of the bibulous. Pittsburg need suffer from thirst, so long as it has a throat and a nickel, unless, perchance, Pittsburg should have a judge cut after the same pattern." Judge "White administered the law for both cities. To Pittsburg he gave 93 retail licenses, and to Allegheny 39. Now the Free Prets has a few facts upon which to base an editorial. The Chicago News has no reason to fear, as it professes to, that President Harrison is too friendly with Colonel Dudley. The latter is authority for the statement that all the President has given him since March 4 is the shake. A eepoet is abroad that President Har rison recently said that he had forgotten .that President Arthur had a son. It seems qultepossible, inasmuch as the personality of this less prominent son of his father has been less obtrusively forsed upon general attention than that of the offspring of the latest President Nevertheless it appears that steps have recently been taken to jog President Harrison' memory with regard to young Arthur's existence. If there are not polar bears on Fifth ave nue this morning the public should not blame the signal service officers. They have done their best to bring tbe arctie circle to Pittsburg. The recollection of the fact that Presi dent Harrison, in his letter of acceptance, said: "Only the interest of the public'serv ice should suggest removals from office," is pertinent at present. It converts the recent achievements of Assistant Postmaster Gen eral Clarkson in removing postmasters, into proof that he finds the public service extremely interesting. In Oklahoma it is a question just now which is most valuable to a settler, his lot or his life. Many have found they cannot keep both. The politic Emperor "William of Ger many has notified Chaplain Stoecker to stop denouncing Hebrews, until his impe: rial highness shall have negotiated a loan from the Semitic bankers of Berlin. "We always thought "William was inclined to be liberal, when it paid. Only ten men were killed in Oklahoma yesterday. And yet some timid settlers are fleeing. The New York Sun remarks: "Those who know us best will scarcely know us on April 30." And the strangers in New York on 'that day will be lucky if they know themselves after they have passed through the maelstrom of a metropolitan crowd. With a terrific assumption of respect for the Constitution of New York State Gov ernor Hill has vetoed the legislative bill to close the Polo grounds in New York against the street cutters. Now that he has nerved himself to sacrifice a baseball ground to its legal owners, Governor Hill probably will prepare a veto for the next real reform measure that comes-along. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Mrs. HrMPHKT Waed is alleged to be earnestly opposed to tbe political enfranchise ment of women. M. DASIAI.A, ex-husband of lime. Sarah Bernhardt, is said to be an almost hopeless victim of theinorphine habit. The works of tbe French artist, Meissonier, that are to be exhibited at the Paris Exposition are estimated at the value of 10,000,000 francs, or $2,000,000. Because Emln Pasba is an Austrian, it is snpposed be is a Christian. This is a mistake Emin Pasha is a Mahomedan a convert from Judaism. Sib Richabd Webster, Attorney General of England, has been a most successful prac titioner. In his first year at the bar he made 300 guineas, in tbe second 1,000. The $577 78 which Postmaster General Wan amaker received as bis first month's salary was the first money he bad received for salary since I860.' Before tbat he was a bookkeeper. Ose of the finest private residences in "Washington will be tbe one that is now being remodeled by Senator Hearst. It is a double house, in the Colonial style, and was formerly occupied by Secretary Fairchild. One of the finest .opals in tbe country is worn on bis cap by tbe Chinese Minister at Washington. It is as large as a pigeon's egg, and is surrounded by diamonds. The value of tbe cap, with its ornament, is placed at $5,000. Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland's sec ond novel is almost ready for tbe publisher's hands. It will not deal wholly with Washing ton life, but if report be true it will be another tale of two cities Washington and Now York. There are bints that tbe author may satirize one or two prominent characters who have been unusually severe on Mr. Cleveland. Tom Reed, of Maine, has been telling how be was admitted to the bar. He was examined in California by Judge Wallace. Reed says: The first question Judge "Wallace asked me 'was, 'Is tbe legal tender act coustltutionalT' I didn't hesitate a moment. I said simply, 'It is constitutional.' 'You can pass,' said Judge Wallace. 'We always pass a man who can settle great constitutional questions off hand.'" THE PITTSBDRU STAGE. Leavttt's Folly Company gives one of the best shows of the season at the Academy this week. The mammoth "Uncle Tom's Cabin" Com. pany appears at Harris' next week. Many novelties will be introduced. "Alone in London," a sensational melo drama, will be presented at tbe Grand Opera Honse next week with elaborate scenery and original mechanical effects. The play has been greatly praised by the press of other cities. At the Pittsburg Club Theater on Fridayand Tuesday evenings, April 26 and SO, two operatic concerts will be given by Signor Gilli's School of Voice Cultnre, assisted by well-known local talent. Tickets can be had at the .music stores. The Boston Athenaeum Variety Company will be the attraction at the Bijou Theaternext week. It Is the first appearance of the company at a first-class theater in the city, and wijl be a welcome change from the usual routine pro gramme. The combination is unsurpassed as a variety troupe. EMIGRANT FLAIG MUST RETURN. His Case Investigated nnd Disposed of, to His Disadvantage. "Washington, April 25. The case of the emigrant, Flaig, who came to this country from Switzerland, a few weeks ago, for the avowed purpose of working in an embroidery estab lishment In Newark, N: J., has been finally dis posed of. It will be remembered that the Col lector of Customs at New York refused to allow him to land, on the ground tbat it would bo a violation of the terms of the contract labor law, and tbat bis action was affirmed by tbe Secretary of tbe Treasury. His consequent enforced return to tbe coun try from which he came was, however, delayed upon the request of the Swiss Minister, who desired a little time to investigate tbe case. His inquiries developed the fact that Flaig was not a subject of Switzerland, and tbat his Government had no interest whatever in the case. Tbe Treasury Department was informed accordingly, and the original instructions for Flaig's return at the expense of tbe importing, steamship company will be carried into effect. It is understood that Flaig is a German. NO FEET EQUAL TO BOTH. FEET. A Decision Which Increases a Pension From $30 to S72 a Month. Washington, April 25. Commissioner of Pensions Tanner to-day rendered a decision br which the pension of Henry Dembitz will be increased from $30 to $72 per month. Tbe pen sioner in this case has been receiving a pension of S30 per month for what is1 known as Peri golfs amputation of both beet. This amputa tion is the removal of tbe entire foot with the exception of a portion ot the heel-bone and tbe internments ot the heel, which are brought forward to cover tbe ankle joint. Tbe case was presented to the commissioner to-day, and he held that the legal distinction between tbe loss of so much of tbe feet as was experienced in this case, and tbe total loss of tbe leet, was a mere technical difference, and tbat the claimant was entitled to a pension of S72 per month. This decision will apply to a number of other cases of like nature. Tonne nnd Giddy Lovers. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. "Woostkb, April 25. Probably the oldest couple who have ever stood before a marriage altar In Wayne county, are John Shilling and Mrs. Tabatha Ackerman, who have just been made husband and wife, at Burbank.- The groom is 87 years of age, and this is his third matrimonial venture, while the "bride Is 83 years old, and by this marriage she becomes a bride for tbe second time. Both are fairly well off. Respect for the Dend. "Washington, April JiPostmastet Gen eral Wanamaker has -granted the requests of tbe postmasters at Savannah and Atlanta. Ga., for permission to close their offices on April 26, Confederate Memorial Day. - THE TOPICAL TALKER. . A Morvclops Railway Restaurant Why He Smiled, and Echoes of License Matters. A PrrrsBUEGER who has just returned from Georgia said to me yesteruay: "On my way South a few weeks ago I discovered one of the most astonishing curiosities I ever laid eyes upon, a railroad restaurant where one actually could get a meal fit to eat, and the proprietor of which, not content with serving a large and well-cooked dinner for half a dollar, pressed his guests to eat and filled their pockets with fruit when they departed. "It was at Charlotte, 8. C, on the Richmond and Danville Railroad, tbat I lit upon this restaurant It was a clean, inviting room, and the meal was served very nicely. The proprie tor circulated among the passengers who had alighted from the cars, and took pains to make everyone comfortable. He stirred up the waiters and kept asking tbe passengers if there was anything he could get for them. When I left the table he insisted on filling my pockets with oranges. It was so great a surprise to me that I told him I would certainly let Pitts burgers know of tne railroad restaurant at Charlotte." If I bad not perfect confidence in my In formant I should say that the restaurant and Its keeper were creatures of a ultra-fervid imagination. Tbe story is simply marvelous. V 'TWAS ONLY A DOLIiABBAISB. Bis bat a little on one side Not much, but Just enough to show Mouth smiling free and merry eyed, He laughs at times a soft "Ho! hoi" As If he fate and foes defied, And bade a last goodby to woe. Ton wonder as he takes his way With careless tread. If he be crazed; Or hath some maiden said him ' "yea, ' And thus his heart with Joy amazed? But, no I he's feeling good to-day Because his salary's been raised 1 Last night a tramp called at a suburban; house and after taking a. chaste supper on the back porch became rather too talkative and fa miliar to suit the lady of tbe house. So she went into the parlor, where her amiable, bnt not over-large hnsband was lounging, and said: "William, tbat tramp's getting troublesome; I think you'd better go out and let him see there's a man In the house," and then as her spouse obediently arose to fulfill her behest It seemed to strike her that his proportions were not calculated to scare a.tramp, and sho said: "No, perhaps you'd better stay in here and talk loud!" "William smiled at this but the smile was not robust. Tben he talked sonorously till the tramp took the hint and his departure. A team came from windy Chicago, "With Anson tbe Babe and a cargo Of boasts, bnt alack! It Is now on Us back, "In tbe soup, ' ' as they say in the argot. . Two liquor men who are among the knocked out were talking yesterday in the lobby of the Central Hotel. "What are you going to do, Bill?" asked the shorter man. "Goin' into politics right off." "Make yer living at ItT" "No to see if I can't spoil some other fellers' living If lean." . On tbe authority of tho- beneficiary himself I have It.tbat a man who got a license for a sa loon in a manufacturing town, almost a part of Pittsburg, paid to his lawyer $3,000 for present ing bis case in such a way as to placate Judge "White and Mr. Christy. It would seem likely that a licensed saloon and a 600 barrel oil well stand side by side as profitable possessions. Tbe saloon keeper who paid $3,000 foe said when he paid it that he could afford to pay it as he expected to make 30,000 profits this year. A SCHEME OF THE STRIKERS. They Will Run an Active Competition to Street Car Lines. Minneapolis, April 25. A large and en thusiastic crowd of workmen, chiefly ex-employes, of the Minneapolis Street Railway Company, met. to consider tbe proposition of establishing a stock company here to run a Herdic system In competition with Lowry's motor and street ear lines. Several speeches were made in favor of the Herdic system of city transportation, and a carefully prepared table of estimates of probable receipts and ex penses was read. Tbe intention is to put'EG Herdicsontbe streets as soon as SIO.OOU worth of stock is subscribed and increase tbe num ber to 100 as fast as the capital is obtained. It is calculated tbat 100 Herdics will do the greater part of the traffic of the town and more will be put on as fast as tbe business warrants it Over $4,000 worth of stock, was subscribed In tbe hall last nicht and about $3,000 has al ready been subscribed outside. In addition to these certain people have pledged themselves to take $30,000 worth If 100,000 cannot be other wise obtained. LATE ADVICES FROM ASIA. Doings) of American Ofucinls In tho Far Off Foreign Land. SAN Fbanctsco, April 25. The steamship Rio de Janeiro arrived to-day from Shanghai and Hong Kong with mall advices up to March 27 from Hong Kong, and April 8 from Yoko hama. Tbe foreign ministers and their first secretaries of legation were recently given a banbuet at Pekin in connection with tho mar riage of the Emperor. Speeches were deliv ered by Prince Ching and the American and German Ministers, in which assurances of friendly feeling were reciprocated. Rumors are again current of, the illness of LI Hung Chang. It is stated that be is so seri ously indisposed that he can scarcely articulate distinctly. Admiral Belknap, U. S. N., com manding the Asiatic squadron, arrived at Yokohama April 6. Always the Way. From the Philadelphia Press.l Bloodshed has already begun in Oklahoma, according to advices from that territory. This sort of thing usually happens in a region where there is a surplus of revolvers and a deficit of cultivators. A Good Plate to Stay In. From the Philadelphia Record. Pennsylvanians who "go West" for pleasure usually come back for pleasure. The State has not yet been admitted into the Union which is abetter State to stay in than the Old Key stone. More of the Poles Most Come Down. New York, April 25. May or. Grant to-day issued another order to the Commissioner of Public Works, for the removal of poles and wires on several streets between Broadway and Sixth avenue. DEATHS OP A" DAT. Hon. Elijah M. Haines. WaukxoAX. III., April 1 25. The Hon. Elijah M., Haines, ex-Speaker of the Lower House of tbe State Legislature, and for many years, a promi nent figure in State politics, died at Ms home here this morning of paralysis. Mr. Haines was one of the early settlers of Chicago, and his tall, thin figure has been a familiar one throughout Northern Illinois for a great many years. He was much respected as a citizen, and exercised great Influence politically. a was evidenced In hl repeated elec tion to the State Legislature. In which he served Erobablv longer than any other member of that ody. Be ws greatly Interested In the Indian race, to whoso history, traditions and language he devoted a quarter of a century of study. His first studies of the red man were among the AN conqulns, and at tbe time of his death he had just completed an Important treatise on the Indian races and dialects of America. Mrs. Hnnnah Burgess. Special Telegram to The Dlsnatch. TJKioirTowN, April 25. The oldest colored woman In Fayette county, Mrs. Baunah Burgess, who was within a few days of 99 years of age, died here this morning. She wss born a dare on the the estate of liyner Hall. In Culpepper county. Vs., In 1790, and came here when a child, she distinctly remembered the recruiting for the War or 1812, the visit of Lafayette to Unlontown. and saw Black Hawk when he was taken a prisoner, through Unlontown over the old National road to "Washington. Michael Flnnncry. Wednesday afternoon the youngesfson of Mr. and Mrs. James J. Flannery died of pneumonia, and a strange coincidence was that yesterday morning Michael Flannery, the bead of the fam ily, passed away at his borne In Marlon station. Mr. Flannery was 75 years old, and lived for a number of years In the Third ward. He bad been a sufferer from asthma, and last week contracted a'cold which developed In to pneumonia. Miss Elizabeth Martin. Miss Elizabeth Martin, a sister of George Mar tin, well-known Pittsburg newspaperman, died In Washington yesterday after a painful lllnes. The body will be brought to Allegheny and burled this afternoon. A WANDER1SG WASHINGTON The Father of His Coantry- Treated Most Inhospltnbiy by Phlladelphlans. From yesterday's Philadelphia Times.! The statue business itr Philadelphia seems at present in a bad way. Thirteen years ago, dur ing our own Centennial year, a Roman sculp tor, impelledby the loftiest patriotism, com bined, perhaps, with the more sordid desire for wealth, completed a masterpiece, entitled, "Washington Crossing, the Delaware," and shipped the statue to Philadelphia for imme diate sale. Although tbe sculptor had never seen the Father ot His Country nor viewed the Dela ware, even from the vantage ground of Glou cester in the e had season, these disabilities did not prevent him from 'purchasing a block of marble 14 feet inbelght and weighing ten tons, upon which he exercised his genius and skill. The stat ue was made, shipped and landed in Philadelphia-and everything looked favorable for its immediate, disposal. Alas, for the in gratitude of republics! The centennial came and went and "Washington still remained un sold. For some time he stood gazing from theprow of his little boat over tbe vacated exhibition grounds, but at length tbe Park Commissioners ordered him off. Then he was removed to a friendly marble yard, and for 13 long years the figure of the hero who could not tell a He was by stern necessity forced to He at length for gotten and unnoticed. As time passed the ground was sold and the gallant Washington, like tbe merest tramp, was forced to lift bis ten-ton body and move on. To-day the Father of his Country is exposed for sale at auction .for his board hill and will be knocked down to tbe highest bidder. FAITH FAILED. TO CURE. Dcnthof a Patient Whose Father Doctored Her by Prayer. Salida, COL., April 25. Ada Clark, the 13- -year-old daughter of Photographer Clark, a unnsiian scientist, aiea this evening at 3 o'clock. Last Saturday night an indignation meeting of prominent citizens was held and Clark was requested to summon a regular phy sician. He did so, knowing that to refuse would be followed by violence. Dr. Lord, the physician summoned, examined tbe child, add afterward reported to the Chairman of the in dignation meeting. He stated that'Ada was very low with typhoid fever, and tbat it was hardly possible sbe could recover, as he had been called too late to be of any material assistance. Tbe doctor stated also tbat he believed the girl's feeble condition was due solely to the treatment given by her parents, which consisted wholly of prayer for her recovery. Since it become known to the people that the girl was dead they have become almost wild with excitement. Every street corner Is crowded with men, and threats against Clark and his wife are of a most bloodthirsty character. A call has been issued for a meeting of the Law and Order Society for to-night, when the last act in the drama will be decided upon if tbe citizens who are not members do not de cide the matter without waiting for the meet ing. Every member of the society seems to be in favor of severe punishment, and it Is almost a sure thing that Clark will be harshly dealt with before morning. It Is absolutely safe to say that himself and his entire family will be ordered to leave the city, even If nothing worse 13 done by the incensed people. WORK ON THE CENSUS. Statistical Experts Being Selected for the Preliminary Preparations. Washington, April 25. Robert H. Porter, the Superintendent of tbe Census, has recom mended tbe appointment of J. O. Stoddard as disbursing officer of tbe census. Mr. Stoddard is at present disbursing officer of the Depart ment ot Labor. He has also recommended the appointment of "W. C. Hunt as statistical ex pert Mr. Hunt was formerly chief ot the di vision of results of tbe Massachusetts census. It is understood that both of these recom mendations will be approved by Secretary Noble. Mr. Porter states that no clerical appoint ments will be made until next year. He will, however, appoint a number of statistical ex perts, and as far as practicable, men who were engaged In the work of the last census. These men. under bis direction, will map out the work of preparation for the disposing ot the statistical returns which will be made after tbe active operations of tbe bnreau are begun. Work on mortality and vital statistics has already been begnn, and blanks are being pre pared. The registers for the use of physicians will be ready for distribution in a short time, and one copy will be placed in the bands of every physician in the country, so that the records of births and deaths can be begun June next for the census year ending June, 1SS0. These registers will be used to supplement the work of the enumerators who are unable to se cure accurate returns on these two important subjects. As has already been stated, Dr. John S. Billings, in charge of the Natloual Medical Library, will oversee the direction of this branch of tbe work. A CROWNING ACT, Cnptain Marrell Adds Great Generosity to His Record of Bravery. Philadelphia, April 25. The decks of the steamer Missouri, prior to her departure for Baltimore this afternoon, presented a scene of gaiety and commotion.' Captain Hamilton Murrell, as an expression of his thanks for the honors conferred upon him since his arrival in city, tendered a reception to tbe public on board tbe steamer between 9 and 12 o'clock. Long before 9 o'clock tbe steamers leading to Washington avenue wharf, where the Mis souri lay, was packed with people, and in the three hours devoted to the reception an un ceasing line of men, women and children passed by the gallant Captain, who heartily grasped tbe band of each. The Captain's last day in port was signalized by a generous act on tbe part of himself and the officers of the Missouri, they contributing their entire share of the testimonial fund raised for them to tbe rescued passengers of tbe Danmark, who lost nearly all they had in the world on tbe sinking steamer. The por tion which the crew was .to have received will he distributed to them, and the officers will give ther money in full as stated. SOURING ON THE PRESIDENT. Indianapolis Republicans Form a Malcon tents AntUAdmlnlstrntloa Clnb. Jndianapolis, April 25. There is an open revolt among the Republican local party work ers over the distribution of Federal patronage, and to-night the malcontents organised a club, headed by Councilman Cummins, and attempt ed to place themselves In position to be recog nized. Their grievance chiefly lies in the fact that only the "party dudes" . and those con spicuous on dress parades have been appointed to postal, revenue and other positions. There is also great dissatisfaction among the colored voters because so Uttle has been done for them, only one of their number so far suc ceeding in catching on as a servant -in the Whito House. Perish the Thought. From the New York Tribune. 3 Such a vast number of men, women and children, all now claiming to be blood relatives of George Washington! Hold can It be tbat "George Washington" was merely an alias, and .that the real name of tbe fatber of bis country was John Smith? Now Proceed Willi tbo Exorcises. From the Chicago Herald. RusseU Harrison has arrived at New York to attend the centennial. His presence at the centennial Is not less important than was that of Private Murphy at the battle of Waterloo. A ainrvel in Its Own Line. From the Punxsutawncy Spirit. Speaking of cheap literature, The Pitts bttko Sunday Dispatch, with its 20 pages of choice, reading matter; all for a nickel, may well be called a marvel in tbat line. Lack of Enterprise In Oklahoma. From the Globe-Democrat. The City of Oklahoma Is two days old and has not ye) organized a baseball team. Tersely Stated. From the Inter-Ocean. Z Tbe Southern question why don't you'uns let we'ans alone? UNDER THE LEAVES. A carpet all of faded brown, On. the gray bough a doye that grieves; Death scemeth hereto have his own, But the spring violets nestle down Under the leaves. A brow anstereand sad gray eres, .Locks In which care ber silver weaves; Hope see'meth tombed no more to rise, But God he knoweth on what Wise Love for Love's sunshine waiting lies .Under the leaves. V William Herbert Carruth. in May ScribnerU, H PLEASURE AND. HAPPINESS, A Fashionable Wedding at Concordia Hall Gala Dance and a Unique Bazaar So ciety Enjoying Itself. The wedding of Mils Belle Werthelmer, daughter of Mr. Emanuel Werthelmer, of North avenue, Allegheny, and Mr. August A. Wolf tool-place last night In Concordia Club Hall, Allegheny, and the most fashionable and best known members of Hebrew society were, present to witness tbe ceremony. The ball bad been appropriately decorated with choice flowers. Garlands of smilax fes tooned the wall, and around the stage tropical plants and potted flowers were distributed in Igreat prof usion. TbeToerge Orchestra were eugageu to auenu tne ceremony ana tne recep tion that followed, and furnished an excellent programme ot music. It was 630 when the bridal couple, attended by tbe groomsman, tbe master of ceremonies and four tiny flower girls as maids of honor, walked toward tbe stage, where the "Rev. Dr. Myers performed the ceremony. The bride was dressed in a robe of white silk, court train, and trimmed with Ducbesse lace. She wore a bouquet of lilies of the valley. Miss Ida Wert helmer, the bridemaid, also wore a white silk dress and a bouquet of lilies of the valley. Tbe little ladles' of honor. Misses Stella and Gila Werthelmer, Alice Guckenheimer and Edna Floersbelm, carried wreaths of lilies of tbe valley. After tbe ceremony about 75 guests sat down to supper in tbe dining room of tbe ball. The rooms wore magnificently decorated. Costly presents were showered upon the happy pair, consisting chiefly of very weighty checks. Mr. and Mrs. A. Wolf afterward left on an extensive tour East, and on tbeir return they will be at home on Stockton avenue. A FRENCH MARKET. A Unique but Pretty Entertainment Given by tbe King's Daughters. If a stranger bad dropped into tbe basement of St Peter's Episcopal Church last evening he would have imagined himself to be in the market of the French quarter of New Orleans, or one of the other Southern cities. On the floor was scattered a layer, of tanbark, and all sides were stalls and booths, presided over by pleasant girls dressed in French costumes, and many of them speaking the French lan guage. The occasion was a "French market and bazaar," given by the King's Daughters, of the church. The Sunday school room, in which the market was held, was gorgeously deco rated with draperies of all colors, flags, Chinese lanterns, etc On the celling were tacked, large cloth and silk crosses, the em blem of tbe order, with tbe letters L H.N. stamped upon them. The windows were draped with nile green and red muslin, upon which the many flickering lights danced and made a pretty effect. To tbe left of the main entrance, was the Gipsey camp, wbeie fancy articles were sold. It was in charge ot Misses Pearl Bailey, Jennie Sankey, Sadie Miller and E. Johnston. They wore different costumes. Nearly opposite the camp was the fancy work booth, in charge of Miss Maud Gittings, as sisted by the Misses Laura Markle, Sadie Law town, Bertha Maddock, Loomis, Conner and McCord. Tbe ice cream stall, which was a perfect bower of beauty and loveliness, was presided over by Miss Kate Smith, assisted by eight members of the different circles. The enriosity shop and gallery was in charge of tbo Misses Pauline Venners, May Atwell and Grace Monroe. The gypsy or character reader was Miss Northrop. At the northeastern end of tbe room was the Vienna cafe, in charge of Mrs. Rowand, Pres ident of tbe King's Daughters, and Mrs. W.H. House, assisted by the Misses Bunnell, Northrop, Dolan, Garland, Gardner, Lawtou, Venners and a number of others. A pretty feature of tbe market was the "flower dealers." A number ot smaU children, members of the Ministering League, carried baskets of flowers around, which they sold to passersby. The entertainment will be continued this aft ernoon and evening. A CHILDREN'S FANCI DRESS. A Pretty Entertainment Given bv Miss Thnma's Dancing Class. The Saturday afternoon class of Thnma's Dancing Academy gave a children's fancy dress party and entertainment at New Turner Hall, Forbes street, last night. The ball was packed with the parents of the children, and the event was a decided success in every particular. The entertainment opened on the stage with a terpslchorean scene. When the curtain was raised King Pschoms and Queen Pscbora, at tended by a retinue of princes and princesses, marched in and took thejr seats upon a throne. Upon being seated, tbe King's followers danced tbe minuet, which was very pretty. After tbe many graceful movements of the children, two of them, Kena and Nettie Lowenstein, danced a Highland fling. They were dressed in regu lar Highland costume. After this came a tambourine dance by Lillie Miller, Lena Rein ecke, Mazie Beyers, Edna Tatem and Katie Cook. Miss Ollio Price danced the sailor's hornpipe. The" singing of the Cook children. Ratio and Marie, was heart ily applauded by the audience. Following them came the Misses Nannie Depew, Maud Camp, Eva Johnston, lola Lingenfetter and Edna Blackmore, who danced the gavotte with Wal ter O. Amsler, Carl Maeder, Harry Blackmore, James D. Bennett and Frank Thuma. The boys were dressed in knee breeches, long red coats trimmed with gilt, white satin vests with lace collar and cuffs. Thtrgirls wore embroid ered petticoats trimmed with gold in front, and bad long court trains. Queen Pschora wore a white cashmere dress with long angel sleeves. Upon her bead was a white wig and white tips. The event of tbe evening was the dancing of tbe American army. Sixteen little misses, dressed in red. white and bine, went through the evolutions of warfare. Tbe Daughter of tbe Regiment, Miss Lena Reinecke, a 6-year-old, was the premier, and the dancing of tbe child was wonderful. She carried a rifle strung across ber shoulders, and In a combat with ber stage enemies she vanquished tnem. An amusing feature was the dancing of Misses Alice Lee and Lena Reinecke while giving imitations of an Irish wasberwoman, washing clothes. ,At tbe conclusion of the entertain ment the children danced until 11 o'clock. Miss Maggie Thuma deserves credit for the performances of the children. ANOTHER ALLEGHENY WEDDING. Miss Llzzlo Stellz and Mr. O. H. Groetz Ingor Mnted nt Trinity Church. Trinity Lutheran Church, Allegheny, was the scene last night of. tbe solemnization of Miss Lizzie Steitz' and Mr. O. H. Groetzinger's wed ding. The church on Stockton avenue looked very pretty in its beautiful floral decorations under tbe glare of tbe gaslight. It was 8 o'clock when the six ushers, Mr. "W. Groetzinger, Mr. Louis Steitz, Mr. Oscar Ha va koote, Mr. E. Groetzinger, Mr. Will Watson and Mr. Will Hoene. entered the church. Then followed Miss Laura Hoene, the bride maid, leaning on tbe arm of Mr. R. Seidle, the best man. The bride and groom followed, Miss Sictz was arrayed in an elecant crcain faille dress and a bridal veil of silk tulle. A necklace of diamonds, tbe groom's present to tbe bride, was also worn. Mis Steitz wore a bouquet of white stepbanotis which had been obtained with great trouble. After the wedding the bridal party went to Cyclorama Hall, wbere tbe bride held a recep tion. Gerncrt and Guentber furnished the., music for tbe occasion. ' Mr. and Mrs. Groetzinger will not go on a wedding trip, but will immediately start house keeping at 64 Bidwcll street, Allegheny. SEWIOKLEI SWEET SINGERS. Tho Benutifni Cantata of Rath Given by Society Lndles. Sewicklcy society swarmed in their Uttle Opera House last night to hear the rendition of the cantata of "Ruth" as given by some very clever amateurs. There were, aside from the leadiug characters, GO voices in the chnrns, and they deserve credit for tbe uniformity ami manner in which they sang. Following Is the cast In the cantata: Haomi. Mrs. J. Sharp McDonald: Suth, Mrs. John A. Koe; Orpah, Mrs. C. P. Miles: Jtwith Maiden, Mrs. KsteDevore: Jtraetitun Woman. Miss Malla tiaston: Boat. Mr. W. W. "WhiteseIl:.HCrt.Kap er, Mr. R. J. Cunningham: AnUtant Reaper, Mr. "W. M. Boggs; Metttnger, Mr. . V. Campney. Bnrchltir Ben en. Charles H. Bouohler, the son of Mr. Fred Beuchler, of West Diamond street,. Allegheny, was married last evening to Miss Maggie Beam, of South Diamond street. Tbe ceremony was performed by Rev. Dr. Schaeff er of the First Lutheran Church, at the parsonage. A recep tion and supper was given at the residence of the bride's parents,, afterjhe ceremony. The young couple received a number of handsome presents. v An Easter Entertainment. The East End branch of tbe Y. M. C. A. gave an Easter entertainment last night at the Emory M. E. Church, Penn avenue. Tbe exer cises were conducted by Mr. Wm. M. Steven son. A very Interesting twe-partprogramme of vocal andinstrumental music was rondered during the evening., METK0P0L1TAN MELANGE. Mr. Cleveland Waxes Emphatic. f JtXW TOBK BOBIAU SrXCIAL8".J New Yobk, April 25. About every morning ex-President Cleveland finds at his office door half a dozen reporters who wish to know wbere he intends to live this summer. He has been asked daily since he began practicing here' con cerning the reliability of newspaper cUpplngs which have located his prospective country seat in about every town from Secaucus to Osb kosb. Tbe report in tbis-mornlng'S papers tbat he and Mrs. Cleveland had leased the Rev. Browne's cottage in Marlon, Mass.. was the last straw. The ex-President lost his temper, and when a reporter showed him the clipping this noon Mr. Cleveland snatched up a pen and wrote In big bjack letters; "I am constantly bothered with questions in regard to country places already secured or to be secured by my self or Mr. Cleveland. We have no country place except Oak View; we want none, and are not on the lookout for one, and we would not take one as a gift." Ten Valuable Horses Burned to Death. Fire broke out in a "West Side stable this morning. When tbe smokejind flames reached the place where the horses were tied they tore frantically at tbeir halters, in a vain effort to escape. Two horses broke tbeir halters, and ten norses stabled on tbe second floor were bnrned to death. A powerful gray broke bis baiter and ran down the incline to the first floor, and then dropped dead. A handsome bay pony ran out the side door with its mane and tail ablaze. When an effort was made to capture him the pony rushed back into the flames and perished. Twelve horses on the first floor of the stable were rescued. Tbe ten horses that were burned were valued at $500 each. Cleaning Ont the Sharks. Chief Inspector Byrnes has started to rid New York City of professional thieves for the cen tennial. Last night he instructed bis men to arrest every crook on sight. The detective sergeants went to work, and by midnight bad over 50 prisoners conflned-in cells. They were bank sneaks, all-round tbieves, pickpockets, hotel thieves, badger workers and highway men. Denth Preferred to Dyspepsia. A. W. Bogert, Jr., a prosperous real estate dealer, shot himself dead in bis bedroom this morning. The ultimate cause of bis suicide was dyspepsia. He had been a confirmed dys peptic for years. Of late his dyspepsia had led to insomnia, which unsettled his mind. Mr. Bogert was 48 years old, and was well known among dealers in real estate. Turned Up In Time for the Ball. Black Nancy "Washington, of West Chester county, has asked tbo Centennial, Committee to give ber a ticket to the centennial ball because she is 106 years old. Her parents were servants of Washington at ML-Vernon. They gave her several revolutionary kettles and pans in which Washington's dinners were cooked 100 years ago. The Centennial Committee wrote Black Nancy that they would think about her ap plication. Not Ready to Kill Such a Goose. It is reported that the Stewart will contest will be settled up by a compromise within a few weeks. The tremendous expense which would attend an appeal are supposed to have induced tho contestants to favor a final settle ment outside of tbe courts. Tbe cost of the contest up to now has been enormous. The lawyers, who have already extracted a great chestf ul of testimony from tbe witnesses, are the most expensive counsel in the coantry. Mr. Choate, Elihu Root and ex-Judge Russell, who have got some of the biggest plums out of this big legal pie, deny that a compromise is contemplated. May Yet Break the Record. The big ocean steamer City of New York," of the Inman line, arrived here this morning in the van of two steamships tbat left Queens town together last Thursday. She' earned 800 passengers, and ber time is S days. 14 hours and 12 minutes. The City of Rome left Queens town ten minutes after tho City of New York, followed an hour and a half later by the Ger manic. The Trave, ot the North German Lloyd.lef t Southampton at 6 o'clock Thursday evening: The City of New York made a re markably swift trip, and ber designers believe, despite ber former failures, that twin screw propellers will revolutionize ocean travel. None of tbe other ocean racers have been re ported, and the officers of the City of New York are jubilant. TABLEAUX AND MUSIC. A Fino Entertainment Given by the Dorcas Society of tbo Two Cities. The Dorcas Society, a non-sectarian charita ble organization, gave an entertainment at Ma sonic Hall, Allegheny, last evening. It con sisted of tableaux, recitations and music, and the proceeds, which amounted to (600, are for the benefit of tbe society. The object of this association is to make and distribute clothing among tb e poor of the two cities. A number of prominent persons participated in the entertainment last evening, and the pro gramme was one of the finest ever given in the hall. After tbe overture and a song the following tableaux were formed: "Feast of the Gods on Mount Olympus," "Apollo and the Muses," "The Happy Expression," "Ruth Gleaning in the Fields of Boaz," "Tbe Interrupted Court ship," "The Wise and the Foolish Virgins," "The City Swell," "Town and Country Love," "The Russian Wedding." "Courtship of Miles Standlsb." "Dick Swiveller and the Mar chioness," "Pygmallion and Galatea,-' "Ye Ancient Mariner" and the "Gypsycamp." The latter was participated In by the follow ing persons: Misses Bertha Scully, Rose Dunlevy, Mame Nicholson, Sidney Grace, Jennie Brown, Dollie Brown, Nettie Roose, Alice Carter, Jeannette Grove, Messrs. J. H. Home, John Nicholson, Charles A. Robb. Galen O. Hartman, A. A. Gillespie, F. Bradshaw, H. Fish, Master Clifton Grace. Tbe tableaux were interspersed with musio by tbe drchestra and solos by Messrs. Fred. Robertshaw and John A. Strouss. The hall was crowded and the entertainment was one of the best ever given by the society. A .Scotch Mnslcale. Tbe Caledonian Society, of AUegheny, gave a musical and literary entertainment last even ing at No. 101 Federal street, Allegheny. A number ot old Scotch ballads were sung. In cluding "Annie Lanrle," "Auld Robin Gray." "Comln Thro' the Rye." "Jeanie's Black E'e," etc. j The Woe of Spring. From the l'blladelphla Times. J Tbe woo of spring is not its curie Of change lrom balms to blusters; But that our ulsters won't reverse By noon to linen dusters. Modern History Quickly Told. From the Baltimore American.! " - The brief but suggestive history ot Oklahoma Seems to be booms, boomers, boomerangs. THOUGHTS FOIL ARBOR DAY. Give foolstheir gold and knaves theirpower; Let Fortune's bubbles rise and fall; Who sows a field, or trains a flower, Or plants a tree, is more than all. WMttler. The groves were'God's first temples, Ere man learned To hew the shsftand lay the .architrave AnuSpread theroufabOTO them -ere he framed The lofty vault, to gather and roll back The round oraathems. In the darkling wood, Amidst the cool and silence, he knelt down And offered to the Mightiest solemn thanks And supplications. Bryant Oh! Bosalind, these trees shall be my books, And In their barks my thoughts I'll character, Tbat every eye which In this forest look's Shall sec thy virtue witnessed everywhere. Snaketpeart, I care not how men trace their ancestry, To ape or Adam; let them pratie their whim; TJut I In June am midway to believe A tree among mv far progenitors, Bach sympathy Is mine with all the race, ' Bach mutual recognition vaguely sweet There is between us. Lowell. Summer or winter, day or night,. . Tbe woods are an erer-new dellgbt; They give us peace, and they make us strong, Such wondrous balms to them belong; So, living or dyings I'll take my ease Under the trees, under the trees. - .- ' --Stoddard.. -" Ice still lingers in the Rangeley Lake's, Maine, and Is expected to do so until the last of May. It is estimated that 100.000,000 copies of the Constitution of Japan have already been sold in that country. A London paper thinks that telephones are more generaUy used In Sweden than any where else in the world, W. E. Mangbam, of Zebnlon, Ga., is 85 years old, and never carried a pistol or fired one. He Is considered a wonder In bis native State. Alexander McMillan, of Elgin, UL, has gone crazy over love affairs and the sonz "Razzle Dazzle." He keeps repeating the lat terall the time. America publishes more papers than all the rest ot the world combined. Last year Its 17,107 periodicals printed the enormous num ber of 2,859,566,500 enough to supply every soul on earth with two newspapers. An expedition has started from Evans ville.Ind., to explore Central America. "Tha party Is equipped with photographers and na turalists' supplies and takes along several newspaper men to write up the country. . A considerate suicide in New Hamp shire, so that there would be no time wasted grappling for his body, bof ore jumping "Into the water, tied one end of a rope around' his -waist and the other to the trunk of a tree onv the bank. . There is a cob pipe factory located at Sedan, Ma, which is doing a rushing business. Tbe factory pays at the rate of 1 cents for lJi-inch cobs and IK cents for 1-inch cobs. A man hauled a load th other day of 1-indi cobs which brought him J5t A phantom team is said to haunt the house which marks the scene of a terrible tragedy in Washington county, Maine. People in the vicinity say tbat tbey hear it drive ud about once In two weeks. Tbe men in the lum ber camps near by also declare tbat tbe ghost disturbs their dreams. Xi. M. McCartney, of Ellenbnrg, CaL, has a tomcat that hunts ducks. He bides upon the bank of the creek and pounces upon tho duck as it swims past. Notlongago he caueht a greenhead and brought It to shore, when the duck started to fly, dragging Tom several rods, but he held on and finally killed the duck. The license law of Sweden forbids any person buying drink without purchasing some thing to eat at the same time. Brandy is the national drink, and it cannot be sold in a quantity less than two bottles. As tbe poor are unable to purchase drink often In this way, the law Is said to have greatly promoted temperate habits. A record of 100 times arrested was left bya New Haven man, who died insane this week. Hfs arrests were chiefly for drunken ness, and It was through his excesses tbat his" mind gave way. It was one of his tricks, when -arreste j,to throw his shoulder out of joint and then by frantic groans to solicit the sympathy of the officers in charge. He was about 70 years pf age. There is a grim humor about some of Judge Lynch's executions. A bank President in Southwest Texas made away with all the f nnds under bis charge and tben posted on the door of his institution, "Bank Suspended." That night he was Interviewed by a number ot depositors, who left him banging to a tree with this notice pinned to his breast: "Bank Presi dent Suspended." Bank suspensions will not occur very frequently in that locality. Some time ago, when a gentleman of Bucksport, Me., was married, he took his brida on a visit to her people at Ellsworth. In the afternoon he bad petted a little nephew and showed bim his false teetb, with which the little fellow was much amused. In the evening when tbe company was assembled tbe conver sation lagged, and some one said: . "What shall we do nextr" The little boy spoke up and said: "Show 'em your false teeth, Uncle Air It is a very valuable and comprehensive piscatorial collection that Commissioner Black ford has presented to the museum of the City College, New York. It contains 300 preserved specimens, or nearly all the varieties of food fish found in the waters of North America and South America, tbat have been procured during the past quarter of a century by tbe United States Fish Commissioners. It will malce tbe finest show of tbe kind to be seen in this country. A. "W. Miller, of TJniontown, is the en vied possessor of an object .of considerable curiosity and veneration, viz: a Hebrew Shekel,, said to be between 4,000 and 5,000 years old. It is a rare thing to see one of these ancient coins or pieces of money, of the kind for which Jo seph was sold lnJol-Egypt. This" rare old com, ' an heirloom, has been in Mr. Miller's family for several generations. It was brought from Je rusalem by one Herr Isaac Abrams away back in the distant past. Mr. Miller value3 this little shekel at t5C0, A remarkable case of a dog's fidelity is reported from Jefferson, Fla. Tbe ani mal, called "Zolla," belonged to a physician who died lately. He accompanied the funeral party to the cemetery, and ever since, twice a day morning and night he has visited tbe grave, and several times has been sitting upon it, as though expecting the deceased to appear. A man. who resembled the doctor, reports that more than once "Zolla" has met bim on the street, followed him home and sat for hours is front of his door. ' At the outbreak of the Civil "War a colored family by tbe name of Lindsey, con sisting of man and wife, with three children, a girl and two boys, were sold into slavery at In dependence, 5Jo. Tbe entire family were separated. At tbe close of tbe war the father made up his mind that be wonld devote the balance of his lire to discover the whereabouts of his family. For the past 23 year? he has had that sole object in view. He has traveled and worked, bearing tbe brand ot innumerable hardships, to accomplish bis purpose. In Mis souri a few weeks ago the old man obtained tbe first clew to tbe whereabouts of bis son Allen, who was reported by a white man to be at Paris, Tex. The old man worked his way to Paris and there met his son Allen. From him. be learned the whereabouts ot his other son and daughter, whom he visited. He Is still searching for his wife. LITTLE PLEASANTRIES. Mountaineers must be good-looking men. At least they are not plain men. Bot ton Courier, "Mary, you were more than usually cross to the children last week, were yoa not?" "1'es, ma'am, bnt It was Fusion Week, yoa know." Minntapolit Tribune. "What is your son to do after he leaves college, Mr. Benrtxr" I don't know. I think he'd make a good critic, he is so fond of cutting up. "Harper's' Magazine. LET 'EST. COME. The balmy days are almost here, "When picnic woods are dry, """ And picnic pants get full of ants And sit down In picnic pie. " KiuMngton Hatchet. At the Tea Table. Visitor Myl How much the baby resembles you, Mrs. Fairbanks. Hobble (whose father is a little sensitive I. guess you'd say it looks like papa If yon saw him once with niswigon ana ms ieeia ouir jsoiu Herald. Mrs. Jinx I'm going to commence bouse cleaning to-day. Mr. Jinx Well? Mrs. Jinx "Well. I wish yon would swear your phonograph full and send It np to the house for me to turn on occasionally when my feelings get too much for me, will you? Terre Haute Express, JUST TUX SJLME. Bock I Bock! Bock I On thy Iron-bound kegs, OBeerl - And the searching power Of the beer that Is bovc Is Jus t like It wis Tut year, Washington Critic A Glimpse of "What is Coming. Editor of Oklahoma Terror (to foreman) Bow mucai more copy do you want? Foreman (wildly) Copy! Thunderl l'vel chucked every line of your editorial oh the standby lng galley, and still I can't una room for that last! two-columns and a half ot "Announcements of I Candidates for Coroner. "Chicago Tribune. jS New Boston Society. Tourist Ot course you have no exclusive society here, no J T Prominent Citizen of .New Boston. Kan. Ham' t, hey? You bet we have. If hit wasn'tfer ' one thing, we'd have an exclusive Fonr Hundred here, like McAllister has corralled la Sew York! Tourist Indeed? "What obstacle preveats.lts foundation? Prominent Citizen A blamed good one. -"Kou see, podner, New Boston hain't got bn 399 Inhab itants. - - -r - Left. The ardent Jover had "just, sjk'ed her to be his bride, for she had given him cause to hope, and she had answered simply: -"Yes, George, If yoa can get papa's consent. ' 'I will," hn answered passionately. 'Where Is he? ne shall give bis consent. I would seek the utmost heights of heaven or the darkest depths of hades to get It!" be cried. . '1 guess you'll hare to, George," she answered quietly; "pa's dead." And, with an awful realization that all was over, George went borne, and, putting-on'hls little brother's copper-toed boots, kicked himself! Harvard Lampoon, iU' - CUBIOUS CONDEKSATIOSS., Aa