&? , g&'r - V W rf '" 9jt B$pfiij. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1848. Vol. ,Ko, 77. Entered it Pittsburg Postofflce. Xovember 14, 1887, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 70 Diamond Street Average circulation of the dally edition of The Dispatch for six months ending April 1, 1SS9, 27,986 Copies per Issue. Average circulation of the Sunday edition of The Dispatch for March, 1SS9, 46,423 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF TBS DISPATCH. POSTAGE VBEE IN THE LMIJilD STATES. DAILT DISPATCH One Year t 8 00 Dailt DibPATCH, Per Quarter , 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month 70 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one year 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter 2 SO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one month so Spxday Dispatch, one year. 2 50 Weekly Dispatch, one year 125 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, orl-icludlugthefcundayediUon, at 20 cents per week. POSTAGE All persons who mall the Sunday Issue of The Dispatch to friends should bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon Is Two (2) Cents. All donble and triple number copies ot The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to Insure prompt deliTery. PITTSBURG, THURSDAY, APR 25, 1SS9. THE .WHOLESALERS' FETaTIOK. The petition of the wholesale liquor deal ers who hare been refused license, for a re hearing, as given in our local columns, makes as strong a presentation of their case as is possible. The Court trill pass upon the legal points involved; but as to the public view of the question, it may be per missible to express an opinion in advance. It does not seem that, under the system of regulation established by the Brooks law, the discretionary .power of limiting the number of retail establishments is required in application to wholesale concerns. The purpose of that power in permitting the Judges to say that there shall not be more than a certain number of saloons in a given quarter is clear enough. But on the as sumption of the law that the business, properly regulated, is legitimate, that pur pose will not be served by an arbitrary limitation of wholesale concerns or the re fusal of licenses to firms that have respected the law in letter and spirit. It would seem then that there is a good deal of force to the claims of firms which have not only conducted their business in accordance with the law, but have avoided any acts that would make them accessory to violations of the law, that they should at least have a rehearing. If any of them have conducted their business so as to aid illicit selling there would be good reason for depriving them of license. But so far as the public recollection of the testimony goes, iu the case of most of the wholesalers who have lost their licenses, it did not create the impression that they were even charged with encouraging the illicit trade. The courts will of course decide whether further action is possible under the circum stances; butwe bebeve that the pnblic will not be sorry to see the wholesale firms who can show a record clear of any illicit trans actions given a chance to vindicate them selves. OPERA B0UPFE OUTDONE. After rattling around in Belgium, Bou lander, " 1e brav' General," and the pro fessional overthrower of the French Re public, has shifted his base to London. Prench politics have heretofore undergone the charge of being of the opera boufie variety; but the reality is doing its best to outstrip the sarcasm. Opera boufie could hardly rise higher than the formal trial by the highest legislative body of a traitor to the State who has made himself conspicuous by levanting. It would never be able to produce the conception of the darling of a nation whose fame is based on a factitious reputation for bravery, running away at the first note ot danger, and an avowed sub verter ol the Government floating about from one country to another and paying tribute to the fishes in the Channel, from the uttermost depths of his stomach. We fear that even as an opera boufie hero, Boulanger has become a back number. - EQUAL TO TEE SUEZ CANAL. The rather contemptuous dismissal by our Philadelphia cotemporaries, of the project of reopening the water route from the Ohio river to Lake Erie, gives a good deal of per tinence to a statistical statement recently published. It is that the Sault St. Marie has nearly as large a tonnage as the Snez CanaL The Snez Canal in 1888 afforded a route for 3,440 vessels with a tonnage of 6,640,834 tons. The Sault St Marie in the same year saw 7,314 vessels pass through with a tonnage of 6,411,423 tons. It will thus be seen that the Sault St. Marie, which is open but about 200 days in the year, transacts a business rivaling that of a full year 'of the great inter-oceanic canal, in the construction of which all Eu rope was interested. A large share of the business which passes through the lake canal is destined for Pittsburg. Probably even greater figures would be attained if the Pittsburg traffic could be transported directly to our mills and furnaces without the cost of breaking bulk and the railway hauls, now necessitated, at this end of the route. The volume of the" ore, coal and coke traffic which would pass over a water route between Pittsburg and Lake Erie is ot course largely a matter of estimate; but it is evident that with the cheapness of water transportation over such a route, it would be counted by the millions of tons. Certainly the importance of such a pro ject is very clearly shown when it can be compared jwith the traffic of what is con sidered to be one of the greatest works of the nineteenth century. There is also every s reason for believing, that in comparison with the magnitude of the results the cost of a ship canal from here to Lake Erie would be emalL A COMMENDABLE POLICY. "It i satisfactory to credit the manage ment of the Union Pacific Railroad with having paid some attention to the recom mendation that it should use a portion of its surplus earnings in paying the interest on its debt to the Government. It has, at least, gone so far in that direction as to re solve that it will henceforth set apart from its surplus revenues, money or securities sufficient to prevent any further increase of the Government debt "With this resolution adhered to. we may be assured that at the time when that debt matures it will be no larger than it is at- present, which carries with it the probability that the company will be able at the maturity of the debt either to pay it off or to make some satisfac tory arrangement lor its extension. This is a much more honest method of dealing with public obligations than the practice which was formerly prominent in the policy of that company, of using its earnings in paying dividends while its debt was piling up, or of burdening the company with immense sums of illegal indebtedness. It is also a marked improvement upon the conduct of the Central Pacific corporation, which says, by its actions, rather more dis tinctly than by ita words, that it does not intend to pay the Government anything. Adherence to this policy by the Union Pacific will certainly justify and induce a liberal policy by the Government in dealing with the company. The reform may be a little late, but a deathbed repentance is bet ter than no repentance at all. THE CHUBCH AND THE WOEZINGMEN. The National Reform Conference, among its other interesting and important discus sions ofpublio questions, yesterday, listened to a paper from President Blanchard on "The Labor Problem from a Christian Point of View," President Blanchard is a thinker of undoubted ability who has for some years been the leader in opposition to secret so cieties. The disposition of a specialist in reform to find one source for all evils, and to heal them all, by his especial remedy, is indicated by his declaration that the trouble with the workingmen is tha't they place their lodges above the Church. There is some foundation for President Blanchard's statement of the facts. It is probably true that a large proportion of the wage-workers do place the lodges of their trade unions, or the assemblies of the Knights of Labor, above the church, in the intimacy of their connection with the labor er's welfare. It may be worjh while for the church to inquire whether this is due more to ignorance on the part of the workingmen or to indifference on the part of the church to aggressions by the rich and great on the welfare of the masses. Whether it is true or not, it is, no doubt, the case that many, and possibly the majority of wage workers feel that while their labor lodges will oppose the diminution of -their wages, the churches as a whole would not lift a finger in the matter. As we have only the sparest newspaper abstract of President Blanchard's remarks, he may have pointed out the way in which the churches can do the most to combat this error; but if he did, the point is itnportant enough to warrant repetition. Let tbe churches convince the laborers that they are inspired with the interests of the masses by opposing trade methods and the policy ot capital that levies unjust burdens on the people. Let it prove its utter indiffer ence tor wealth and influence by openly re fusing fellowship with the men who heap up riches by the methods of greed and fraud, and refuse to be bribed into silence by a share of the plunder in the shape of fine church buildings and endow ments of theological seminaries, When it shows that it is unalterably opposed to any system of commerce that is not based on the spirit of Christian benevol ence and the greatest good of the greatest number, the laboring millions may be con vinced that organized Christianity is a greater friend to them than organized trade unions. The assembly which President Blanchard addressed, is in favor of a formal recogni tion of religion and Deity In our governmen tal affairs. But we think that most of its members will agree' with us that the real adoption of the spirit of Christianity in our commerce, and the insistence that Christian commerce and industry shall be based on the rule of doing as we would ba done by, is more important than a merely formal avowal of Christianity. SPRING IS SURELY HERE. Some weeks ago the redbreasted robin made his appearance. Snowstorms ceased to be a daily occurrence about tbe same time. Then the days grew perceptibly longer, and the buds began to swell. Every man that could moved his home at the birth of April, and every woman witftout exception in dulged in the luxury of cleaning houser All these symptoms pointed to the near ap proach of spring. Still something was lacking. The gentle season1, so-called, of showers and sunshine and flowers, might be almost with us, but we felt it was not yet actually here. The chain of circumstantial evidence was completed yesterday, when the bands blew music into the busy circles of the city, and the shouts of the cranks upon the curh made known to all the triumphal progress of the Allegheny and Chicago Baseball League Clubs to Recreation Park. Then we knew spring 'was here. There was no need to whisper "one strike" in our ears; the sound of the national humorists bur nishing the antique umpire jests brought no surprise to us. Spring had come under tbe direction and management of the baseball clubs. And if there is a noise of weeping in the inner courts, where the baseball crank is unknown, what of it? Is not the multitude uproariously happy in the prospect of a wild struggle for the pennant and tbe gate money? Spring is welcome, and all hail to the heroes of the diamond! HUMOROUS STATISTICS. One of the most humorous efforts that we have seen lately is a small brochure of sta tistics by E. R. L. Gould, au expert in the U. S. Department of Labor. The publica tion is issued under the auspices of the American Statistical Association, which, until now, we imagined favored only serious undertakings. Mr. Gould's statistics deal with park areas and open spaces in cities. The statistics are themselves very amusing. Mr. Gould very kindly puts Pittsburg above Brooklyn, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, and tentatively above most ot the great cities of the old world in the matter of pos sessing small parks. Scmehow or other we do not dare to accept this flattering estimate. The image of the Second avenue park is too vividly before us. A few dismal grave yards scattered through the city will not be forgotten. It pains us to make the confes sion, but Pittsburg has not really the acre and a third that Mr. Gould credits her with. But Mr. Gould is evidently joking. If be is not joking what does he mean by say ing: This somewhat glowing sketch of the open spaces in Pittsburg Is taken from The Dis patch newspaper of that city. "O, how this pen burns to be at a picturesque "description of the romantic Second avenue park and spacious lawn (one-tonrth acre) interspersed with noble forest trees before Municipal Hall!. Pittsburg, it is true, has only these pnblic grounds as breathing places for the poor soot and sweat begrimed laborer and his family; but could anything more philanthropic or expansive be conjured?" Tee Dispatch's remarks were certainly intended to be "wrote sarcastic" on this oc casion. But Mr. Gould evidently likes a j jok and knows -how dry statistics usually I "THE are without a leavening of humor. He has improved on Mark Twain's old proposition to make a humorous publication of the United States census reports. The device of stealing or losing an im portant bill in the last stages of legislation, has been adopted in Minnesota. The meas ure which has disappeared is an important railroad land forfeiture bill. This is a rather coarser method than "the Pennsylvania de vice of omitting a vital signature. The Railroad Gazette furnishes an inter esting table, correcting the rather extrava gant statement of the Railway Review with regard to the amount of railway under con struction. The number of miles of railway actually built so far this year is 585, and the amount under construction 4,221 miles. The Railway Age's estimate of thousands of miles of railway planned and projected was obtained by including all the corporate en terprises that have taken shape on paper. But projecting a railway and building it are two very different things, as Pittsburg has recently bad occasion to observe. The report that General Boulanger is going to ask for a loan of $20,000,000 seems to show that his intentions are serious. A man can do a great deal with that amount of money; and it will also increase his sup port if he has the vested interests of bond holders behind him. It appears that, after all, the Czar of Russia has reconsidered his intention of being present at the centennial celebration of the JErench Republic. It is now said that he has not only decided to absent himself, but that he has ordered his Ambassador to remain away from Paris during the Exposition. It seems that the Czar has considered that the celebration of revolution, even so far from Russia as Paris is entirely irreconcilable with tbe interests of absolutism. - The bills' to regulate the corporations, that were not shut out by the change in the rules of the Senate, such as that providing that corporations shall restrict themselves to the business authorized by their charters, are being steadily killed off by the usual means. It is pleasant to learn from the Southern papers that a dozen companies have been organized during the last two weeks with a capital of over $1,000,000 to build indepen dent cottonseed oil mills in the South. This is a strong demonstration of the fact often urged by The Dispatch that when there is no method of cutting off outside compe tition, the trust device is only certain to in crease the strength of competition by stimu lating the creation of new concerns. It is now reported that ex-King Milan, of Servia, is going to become a Monk of Jerusalem. This invests with the character of prophecy the old adage to the effect that when the Prince of Darkness was sick, he determined to become a monk. The partial abandonment of Sunday trains on tbe Yanderbilt roads is declared to be for purely religious reasons. Never theless Mr. Depew's declaration "that, the roads "cannot afford to abandon all Sunday trains that would simply ruin us," is an indication that when tbe religious rule and the question of making money come directly in contact with each other on the Yander bilt roads, religion has to go the wall. The rest and seclusion of Beaver, and a treaty of peace with John Sherman, will, it is to be hoped, restore the Napoleon of Pennsylvania politics to -his wonted equa nimity and discretion. An interesting phase of universal human nature is evinced by John Sherman's decla ration that he does not see why he and Sena tor Quay should continue to quarrel over the offices, and that he is entirely willing to let the matter drop. It is almost universally the rule that the man who gets away with the pork is perfectly willing to let bygones be bygones. Captain Anson's firm stand that his professional baseball players must act as if they were gentlemen, if they cannot really be gentlemen, is commendable, al though Utopian. It the dismissal of railway postal clerks, recently made, is solely for the purpose of increasing the efficiency of the service, it ought to be approved. If it Is solely for the purpose of creating places for party work ers, it is simply a repetition of the old spoils policy. The public will be able to make up its mind for itself which it is. Even the British channel fails to respect the overthrower of the Prench Republic, and lands bim in England very much purged as to his inside. The collapse of another combination is reported, the oat meal trusf being tbe latest defunct organization. About the only thing that the public has had occasion to know of the oat meal trust is its col lapse, which is also the most gratifying sort of acquaintance that the publio can have with trusts. PENNSYLVANIA rEODUCTS. Elmer Watson, of Juniata county, was chased for a quartor of a mile by an eight foot snake on Saturday. A Mifflin county man is said to have got drunk every Saturday for the last ten years. He is sober on other days. A young man living in the northern part of Warran county was indiscreet enough to visit his girl after having a battle with a polecat The engagement is declared oft. Tub mewing of a cat saved the family ot John Eckenrode. near Gonglersville, Berks county, from being burned to death on Sunday night The house was destroyed. Katie Ward, a Williamsport schoolgirl, aged 8, had a lejr bone broken at recess, but stayed the session out without a word, and then limped to her home, half a mile off. Farmer Klein, of Lancaster county, locked his cat into bis granery to (kill rats, when he opened tbe door to let her out be discovered her dead body. The rats had killed her. A KAN named Rice, living in Hnnticgton, ' was cutting his corns with a razor, when the in strument slipped and cut one of his toes so badly that he was laid up for two wjseks. A FARMER utilized the fountain in front of the Harrisburg Court House as a hitching post two days ago, and bis team getting scared, made a bolt and pulled it up by the roots. Henry Mtt.es. of Indiana county, draws water from his well with an old fashioned sweep. The other day he drew up a bucketful and found in it a very lively trout ten inches long. He Remembered His Old Friends. Winnipeg, Man., April 2i Mr. Monroe, an ex-convict from the Manitoba Penitentiary, recently died In Engl and. In his will ne makes some canons bequests, including $100,000 to Bedson, warden of the Manitoba Penitentiary, and 150,000 to Lawyer Vivian. Rifling Oklahoma., j From the Baltimore American. J The boomers are preparing' to'rifle Okla-' homa, and the military are preparing to rifle the boomers. - - PITTSBURG .DISPATCH, THE TOPICAL TALKER. Watching the Watchman The Bun's Mia. take An Unkind Incubator and a Query. In that excessively ornate Uttletroom off the Bijou Theater lobby, wherein Manager Onllck is usually to be found, there hangs upon the wall a highly-polished silver-plated clock. It looks like an ordinary alarm clock,but it is one of Mr. Gnllck's safeguards against fire. The clock combines tbe faculty of keeplngtlme with that of Watching the watchman. It is what fs known as a watchman's clock. A simi lar machine hangs in the most remote dressing room behind the Scenes. Said Mr. Gulick the other day: ""I am re solved that the Bijou shall never be burned down if I can help it. The night watchman, who is on duty from 7p. it. to 7 a.m., is re quired, after the r performance closes, to keep going between the two clocks, one in my room and the other at tbe point furthest from it He has to record his presence at these two points by pulling down a lever in the clock, The clock is locked, and 1 bold the key, so that the watchman has to make a continuous patrol of the theater all night, or explain his failure to do so to me." THE SUN'S MISTAKE. The sun In the heavens shone all day On copse and meadow and garden gay, And the tun was glad and said in glee: "The flowers and leaves depend on me!" The sun shone on for a day or tiro; Tbe buds broke ont and the green grass grew, And the son waxed proud andgayly said: " 'TIs I alone that can raise the deadl" But the earth dried oat to a useless dust, And flew in a clond with every gust; The flowers drooped on their tender stalks. The grass burned brown by the garden walks. Still the sun shone on in its golden pride, While the earth for shadeand a showei sighed, The damsel frowned on the dnst clouds dan, And tbe bad man said: "Oh, blank the sun." Then the heavens grew dark and the thunder rolled; And the sun bid fait in a black cloud's fold Heard the rain sing In a tinkling tone: "It is not the sun that can save alone, But shower and sunshine, band in hand. Bless bud and blossom throagh all the land." The Incubator may be a source of chickens, revenue and joy to some, but it brings sadness and a lot of profitless egg shells to others. For example, a gentleman who has raised chickens with considerable success .by the old method involving tbe assistance of a hen, was ttmpted to try a highly improved incubator this season. Out of 70 eggs he hatched out per tbe incubator exactly one chicken, who lived just long enough to give one chirp in this beau tiful world before be turned up his toes, A doctor happened to be telling his family of an amusing scene he had witnessed at a pa tient's house during tbe day. "Mr. Brown," said the doctor, "was not seri ously ill, but his wife really made matters worse and herself supremely ridiculous by rushing in and oat like a wet ben." The doctor's son, Bob, a very bright boy of 6, was present when his father said this, and treasured his words. A day or two afterward Mrs. Brown called upon the doctor's family, and when Bob came into the room be sat down on a stool and fixed bis eyes on tbe visitor. By and by he asked, very seriously: "Mrs. Brown, do you know anything about a wet hen?" Of course she replied in the negative, and Bob's face assumed a very puzzled expression. After a brief pause horrible to his sisters Bob said: "Well, it seems to me you ought to!" V The poets of Kansas City ought to be sing ing in tbe interest of the local cemeteries: 1 ' 'Twill save yon railroad fare at least, For yon, my gentle roamer, To shoot yonrself before yon start For fatal Oklahoma. " It has been prevalent superstition until re cently that the street sidewalks In tbe heart of Pitt9burg were intended for the use of pedes trians. It would be well for tbe pnblic to un derstand that tbe sidewalks on Fifth avenue, for instance, near Smithfleld street, are kept in repair as a loafing ground for a glorious army of tramps, deadbeats and mashers. Thejcable company owns the roadway, and what part of Filth avenue belongs to the respectable tax paying pnblic is not clear. Possibly they can take the air there. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Queen Victoria refuses to go to London for fear ot being assassinated. Sib Julian Patncefote has four daugh ters, tbe eldest of whom is 25. The new British Minister is said to have ex pressed his unqualified approval of American mixed drinks. General Alger, of Michigan, frankly ac knowledges that be will be a candidate for the Fresidental nomination in 1692. John C. New, the recently appointed Consul Genoral at London, Is said to have a very com prehensive knowledge of the great American game of poker. Governor Jackson, ot Maryland, has en tirely recovered from his recent illness, and, accompanied by bis staff, will go to New York on Saturday to attend the Centennial celebra tion. Peof. Tyndall, the scientist is an Irish man, but an Intense anti-home ruler. Prof. Tyndall's family was originally of an English stock indeed, the Professor traces his descent to the great Tyndall, the translator of the Bible. His parents were by nomeans rich, and young John may be said to have educated him self. Edoar L. Wakeman, the popular con tributor to the Sunday issue of The Dispatch, basprenared an interesting paper on Gipsy hvglene for the May number of 'The Annals of Hygiene." .Mr. Wakemanls undoubtedly tbe highest American authority on all matters pertaining to the language, life and customs of the Gipsy race. Miss Eugenia Washington, who is the great granddaughter of Washington's full brother, Samnel Washington, and who is in tbe First Assistant Postmaster General's office in Washington, is said to more nearly resemble Washing on than any of tbe descendants of tbe family. She will not be In New York during the inaugural commemoration, it is intimated, because her means are limited. Once again tbe stage is to.be elevated. This time the elevator is Alice Snell-McCrea, daughter of the lately murdered Cblcago mil lionaire and divorced wife of "William "McCrea. As her father was killed under peculiar cir cumstances and her divorce had its queer features, she is, of course, possessed of his trionic ability. Then, again, she is beautiful. It is seldom that the stage obtains such a striking acquisition. Miss Margaret Blaine is fast earning the reputation of being one of the wittiest joung women in Washington. She is clever and sar castic, butusesherpowers with rare judgment and good nature. Her voice is particularly pleasing, and it is said that sbe has a naive way oiayins-.won't you kuowj" mat is the envy of all the otber Washington belles. Sbe acquired it in England during her- visit last year, ana uses it frequently in her speech. The law partner of Governor Beaver is J. W Gepbart of Bellefonte. He will sail for Europe early in June. Mr. Gepbart is a Democrat, but In the last campaign refused to support Mr, Cleveland on the tariff issue. He is a practical prohibitionist and would cast his vote tor tbe prohibition amendment next fall if he should be in this country. Genhart is, therefore a protectionist, a prohibitionist and tbe law part ner of a Republican, but he still asserts his Democracy. Miss LizzrE Banks, f St Paul, Minu, who has been selected as private secretary by Mr. Hicks, Minister to Peru, is a plucky little woman who has made a hit as a newspaper writer in tbe Northwest. Miss Banks is en route to New York to visit, her sister. The ladles are being encouraged by the present ad ministration. President Harrison's lady type, writer is the first one ever employed at the White House, and Miss Banks is believed to be the first lady secretary ever taken abroad by a United States Minister. Responsible for Their Physicians. New York, April 21 In the action brought by Miss Alice M. Alien to recover 525,000 dam ages from the State Line Steamship .Company for having been poisoned with mercury by the doctor while a passenger on the steamer Geor gia, of that line, tbe jury In the Brooklyn Su PlrS?01 t0"day ETe th-8 Plaintiff a verdict Of f 12,0W. - ' r - jr- THURSDAY, APPJL " BILL NO, 52. The Grade Crossing Measure Vigorously ' Assailed A P. R. R. Dodce. From the Philadelphia Record. 3 The Pennsylvania Railroad Company is pull ing tbe wires on Councilman and Legislators to secure the passage of bill No. 62 to stop the building of railroads at grade. Tbe measure as presented by Mr. William F. Stewart of the Eighteenth ward, was drafted by Pennsylvania Railroad agents, and the original copy, as In troduced in the House, was found to be in the handwriting of Alexander K. Pedriek, a rail road lobbyist wbo occupies a desk among the reporters on the floor of the House of Repre sentatives at Harrisburg. Pedrick is the open and avowed agent of the Penn sylvania Railroad Company. His desk is the honey pot for all legislators who want free passes or the more substantial favors of the rich corporation. He openly distributes tbe eratulties of his employer, making no con cealment of his mission in tbe halls of legisla tion. He makes copies of all bills that relate, even remotely, to railroads or corporations, and sends daily reports to Captain Green, whose function as vice President of the companv mainly consists in caring for its political and legislative lences. wniie Air. if earicK pulls tne strings for the legislative puppets on the popu lar side of tbe General Assembly his assistant Captain Potts, keeps watch upon the Senators. Recently the services of the Pennsylvania Railroad lobbyists were utilized in an effort to put an absolute stop to all railroad construc tion in tbe big cities of the Commonwealth. The merchants ot Philadelphia were clamoring for a belt line railroad, and the shippers of Pittsburg were asking for the marginal road that was to relieve them from an oppressive monopoly. White, William R. Tucker and others, acting Independently, were antagoniz ing and delaying tbe belt line scheme, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company fixed up Coun cils and tbe Legislature in favor of a bill to stop competition under the pretext of abolish ing grade crossings. Mayor Fitler sent an earnest and emphatic protest to the Legislature against the passage of Bill No. 52. Tbe manipulators of the Penn sylvania Railroad Company were not able to answer his objections, but in order to provide an antidote for thl9 vigorous protest they called upon their tools In Councils to pass a series of resolutions in favor of the bill. To each member of Councils who was regarded as pliable Mr. Latta sent the following private Pennsylvania railroad compast. a! office of the general agent. PHILADELPHIA, Aorll 17, 1589. Member C. th Ward: Dear Sir I beg to Inclose you herewith a copy of resolution to be Introduced In Councils tc-mor. row in the interest of the passage of tbe bill known as "Grade crossing bill No. 51" at Harrisburg, This measure has received the sutjoort of the newspapers to a great extent, and I am glad to say that the objections raised to some of the pro visions of the bill by his Honor the Mayor of the city will be fully met by proper amendments at the proper time. The resolution I Inclose you Is explanatory In this direction, and it will give me pleasure to have your vote and support for the passage or this resolution, Indicating to the Legis lature at Harrisburg that the city or Philadelphia is anxious to have some law upon the statute books that will regulate the great problem of grade cross ings In the future. Yours truly, , William J. Latta, General Agent. As a result of the above letter Councils en dorsed tbe iniquitous measure. The last chap ter in this story of a great crime against the material interests of Philadelphia and Pitts burg will be unfolded to-day or to-morrow in the State Senate, when bill No. 52 will be called np for third and final reading. AT THE SOCIAL SHRINE. The Herbst-Taylor Wedding In Sewlekley and Other Gaieties. Sewickley, that swell little suburb in tbe val ley, was agog last evening in consequence of 'the marriage, at 6:30, of Mies Stella Herbst daughter of Captain D. C. Herbst, to Mr. Robert Newton Taylor, a prominent commis sion merchant of Philadelphia. It was not a large church wedding; but tbe palatial home of the bride was comfortably filled with only the relatives and intimate ac quaintances of the contracting paities. The bride is well known in this section, and has a host of admirers of both sexes, while tbe groom is of a prominent old Philadelphia fam ily, and is considered a very prosperous and shrewd young business man of tbe Quaker City. Tlje arrangements for the ceremony were all perfect. After the guests bad assembled in the spacious parlors, which were profusely deco rated by deft bands, Gernert and Guenther , added pleasure to tbe occasion by rendering a few preliminary selections,, t ( As the bour approached for tbe nuptials tbe orcbestra played the Bridal Cborns from Loh engrin, while tbe youthful pages a la. Little Lord Fauntleroy. appeared, to signify the ap proach of tbe party. They carried silken rib bons and led the train followed by the officiat ing clergyman,' Rev. Robert Benton, of Bt Stephens'. Then the usber and bridemaid, Mr. Baker, ,of Philadelphia, and Miss Russell, of Chicago, respectively, the best man and maid of honor, Mr. Eager and Miss Neeb, of Allegheny, and lastly tbe bride and groom. The train filed down the hallway, where the two pages stood like sentinels of love on either side of a floral altar Tbe clergyman went through tbe customary marriage cere mony, and alter pronouncing tbe bindingwords which made tbem one, tbe orcbestra -concealed behind a display ot tropical flowers played Mendelssohn'sma'-cb.while the bride and groom were congratulated, and tbe entire party after ward moved toward tbe banquet ball. The menu was a most delicately gotten up affair for tbe most fastidious epicurian tastes. The bride looked extremely charming attired in beavy white satin brocade, with lace and pearl trimmings, carrying white roses. Miss Neeb, tbe maid of honor, wore a pink silk and gilt tulle with pink roses. Miss Russell was handsomely dressed in canary silk, ornamented with lace and canary birds; tea roses. After tbe wedding dinner ended tho couple took an Eastern train for ail points of interest, Including New York, Point Comfort and Wash ington City, whence they will go to Philadel phia, there to reside permanently. Tbe pres ents were of a most elaborate character, and In quantity sufficient to enrich a young couple In this world's goods for life. FLATH-YOSKAMP. A Pretty Blnrrlnge nt tbe German Lutheran Church on High Street. The wedding of Miss Mary Klath and Mr. J. R. Voskamp took place last night at tbe Ger man Lutheran Church on High street The church was crowded with people, and the aisles and altar were exquisitely decorated with natural and artificial flowers. About 8 o'clock the bridal couple entered tbe church, preceded by four bndemaids and an equal number of ushers. Their names were Misses Emilie Voskamp, C. Schellhaas, R, Bingler, F. Kimmel and Messrs. Rlesmeler, August Voskamp. Ollendort and Schellhaas. While they walked down the center aisle, Lohengrin's wedding march was rendered by the organist. The ceremony was performed by tbe Rev. F. Ahner, pastor of tbe church. After tbe ceremony the bride held a recep tion at tbe residence of her husband's parents on Center avenue. A Reception at Brnshton. Miss Alice Fownes gave a reception last night at her residence in Brushton to a number of lady friends. The Gernert and Guentber orchestra furnished the music WANAMAKER'S CENTEMIALOEDER. Postmasters Are to Close Their Offices That the Employes May Celebrnte. Washington, April 21. Postmaster Gen eral Wanamakor to-day issued the following or der: The President having recommended that as a part of tbe order of observance of tbe centennial of the inauguration or the first president, a por tion of the 30th day of April, 1839. beset aside for prayer and thanksgiving. In conformity thereto It is ordered: First Postmasters are authorized to observe the nsual holiday hours on that day. Second Where It Is possible to do so without detriment to the public service, their postofflces should be closed at or be Tore 0 o'clock a. u in order that the employes may have an opportunity to comply with the proclamation of the President issued on tbe 4th instant. a Third Postmasters must arrange for the receipt and dispatch of mall that may arrive and depart during tbe time the postofflce is closed. . i Slurnt Halstend Considerably Improved. Cincinnati, April 24 Murat Halstead's condition Is so much improved that his sons, who were called home from the East have re turned. As soon as he "is able to travel Mr. Halstead will probably take an outing In some healthful locality. A Very Modest Bard. From the Minneapolis Tribune. J Mr. Walt Whitman evidently believes that there is but one American poet and that is but he don't like to say who right out loud, you know. How to Reform Chicago. From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.) ;"How tto Make. .Chicago a Paradise for Strangers" is tho title of an" article In the Chi cago Tribune. One plan would be for all the JL present inhabitants to move ouf -V. SB, 1889. WASHIKGT0IT GOSSIP. An Enemy's Spiteful Work A Flab 'or General Twlgg's ((words Watching tbe Navy Officials Going to the Centennial News From Aronnd the Capitol. Washington, April SI Assistant Secre tary Bussey to-day granted a motion for recon sideration of the application of Emanuel P. Steed, late of Company F, First Virginia Cav alry, for restoration to the pension rolls. The claimant received his disability, as the Assist ant Secretary finds, by tbe falling of his horse wniie in action. His name was suDsequently dropped from the rolls upon information of a person, since shown to have been his personal enemy, who gave evidence tending to show that the disability existed prior to enlistment The certificate of the army surgeon upon which tbe soldier received his discharge, shows that tbe injury for which pension is sought was re ceived while in action as stated. Referring to the evidence upon which the soldier was de prived of his pension, Mr. Bussey says: Such testimony, the department holds was utterly Inadequate to overthrow tbe official state ments contained in the foregoing certificate of disability, and the action of the Commissioner oft Pensions in dropping the claimant's name from the rolls because-of such conflicting lav testlmonv was not only an error, but a gross violation or well-established rulings of the department fixing the superior value of a surgeon's certificate of disability as record evidence. The name or the soldier Is ordered to be restored to the rolls of the Pension Offlco. The Assistant Secretary has also rendered a decision granting a pension to John B. Mc Manus, late of Company C, Nineteenth Illinois Volunteers, on account ot disability from vari cose veins. A Legal Fight for Swords. The Court of Claims gave a hearing to-day in the case of Meyers, executor, and Guedella against the United States.lnvolving tbe owner ship of the celebrated Twiggs swords. These swords, which are very valnable,wfire presented to General Twiggs by the United States, and were seized by Ger :ral Butler when he took possession of New Orleans during the war. Tbey have been in tbe custody of tbe Treasury Department ever since. Congress passed an act directing that the swords be restored to the owners, and tbe present suit is to determine which of the claimants is entitled to them. Tbe case was argued by J. Randolph Tucker on behalf of Meyers, and Judge Abbott, ot Bos ton, on behalf of Guedellx A decision will probably be announced next week. Looking After .Our Navy.! Rear Admiral Gberardi, commanding the North Atlantic station, reports to tbe Navy Department, under date of April 11, that he left Cape '' aytlen in the Galena on the 3d inst, visits t. Marc, Gonaives. St Nicholas, Mole and Port Au Prince, arriving at the latter place on the 10th Inst; sailed again on tbe 11th for St Marc, where be expected to And the Ossipee, and would return in company with that vessel again to Cape Haytien. Bombay Hemp Must Pay Duty. The Treasury Department has decided that the so-called East India Bombay hemp is duti able at the rate of 125 per ton under tbe pro vision for bemp, manllla and otber like sub stances for bemp. This action is in accord ance with tbe decision of the United States Court in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania, in the case of John T, Bailey & C- against Cadwalader. Will Test Her Gans. After the inauguration ceremonies at New York the United States steamer Chicago will proceed to sea at a safe'dlstance from the coast and passing vessels anu fire her battery, for the purpose of giving tbe carriages and fittings of her guns a reasonable and proper test to the end that any defects may be dis covered and remedied. Off for the Centennial. Secretary Proctor left Washington this af ternoon for his home in Vermont He will join the Presidental party at Elizabeth, N. J.. Monday morning. General Benetwili act as Secretary of War In his absence. Secretary Tracy and General Schofield have gone to New xorK. xney will join tne Presidental party there Monday. Chances to Be Made. . Secretary Windom spent about two honrs with the President this afternoon conferring over matters before the Treasury Department It is understood that several important changes in the deBartment were considered. but I' tbat no conclusion was reached in regard to any ox mem. Washington Notes. Tbe President to-day appointed Willis Sweet, ol Idaho Territory, to be Attorney of the United States for the Territory of Idaho.- Commissioner Tanner has discharged 20 pension examiners m tbe field because the ap propriation for their pay is nearly exhausted. THE Acting Controller of the Currency to day authorized tbe First National Bank of Murphyboro, I1L, to begin business with a cap ital of 150,000. THEStateDepartmentisinformedby Minister Denby, at Peking, that the Emperor assumed the reins of the Cbineso Government on the 4th of March last James H. Wardle, of New York, has been appointed Chief of Division in the Census office. Mr. Wardle occupied a subordinate position under Cessus Commissioner Walker. Frank M. Smith, of Maryland, for many years transfer clerk at tbe Baltimore postofflce. has been appointed Superintendent of Malls at the same office, vice John Y. Gienger, re signed. Sir Juman Pauncefote, tbe British Min ister, intended to call on tbe Secretary of State to-day, but decided to postpone bis visit until to-morrow, upon being informed of the Secre tary's indisposition. Judge George H. Shields, of Missouri, the recently appointed Assistant Attorney General for tbe Interior Department this morning took tbe oath of office and entered upon the dnties of the office. Mr. Sullivan, ot Ohio, for 20 years an em ploye of the postal service, and for several years prior to 1885 Superintendent of Malls at Cincinnati, baa been reinstated, vice W. H. Knight resigned. Mr. Smith and Mr. Sullivan were removed during the last administration. John A. Chapman, of Bllnois, has been ap pointed Chief of the Division of Inspection in tbe office of the Second Assistant Postmaster General, vice A. W. Gibson, resigned. Edwin G. Carlln, of Pennsylvania, has been appointed Assistant Superintendent of the Railway Mail Service. W. B. Cooley, of Pennsylvania, for a num ber of years Chief Clerk of the Money Order Bureau, Postofflce Department, has been ap pointed Chief Clerk of the Postofflce Depart ment vice J. C. Roy, resigned. Mr. Cooley was educated at Lafayette College, Pa., and served lor a nnmner or years as Assistant Postmaster at Easton, Pa. Ought to Have Consulted Sackvllle.' From the N ew York World, I Sir Julian Paunc efote, tbe new British diplo matic agent arrived yesterday and denied him self to tbe representatives of the press on the ground ot fatigue. This was a bad beginning. It is evident tbat the new Minister does not ap preciate the press. His predecessor should have posted bim on this point Makes No Difference After He's Dead. From the Washington Post. Our usually precise cotemporary. The Pitts burg. Dispatch, recommends a trip to Okla homa as a sure method of committing suicide. Unless our view of the situation out there is warped all out of shape, a man wouldn't have time to kill, himself-beforo some other fellow did it for him. A DAUGHTER OF EVE. Eyrs like the sky, and hair like the sunshine, What Is she thinking, the precious pet. As she sits there, holding, 'twlxt pink palms tiny, That gold-streaked apple, untasted yet? Is It tbe flush of Joy's red dawning Tbat runs round tbe little maid's rosebud lip s? Is It the shadow of Sorrow tbat lurks 'there, In the curves of the month that downward dips? The light In her eyes that dims and darknes, Tbat glooms till tbe violet grows to gray: Tbe glance half-glad, and yet full of wonder, What O wbat do all these things say? Ab. me I tbe apple that child-band holds there, Is It a sigh and a symbol set Since Tune began, of a woman's taking And giving? ofL'Ove and Grief and Kegretl Will Us taste in her month be sweet or bitter? Will It be both? Ab, sweet little maid! Sbe gazes with eager eyes on the golden .Fruit not afraid nor unafraid. Clasping It close, she sits there waiting, '' With wistful wide eyes while tbe weird Sisters '-weave -. J." ne weft tbat fere'er from her Childhood's Eden Shall shut oat tnl little Daughter of Evet v . - Bolton ejo&s. NE)Y YORE H0TES. Train's Light Diet. fJWW TORE BUBEAT srSCTALS.1 NEW York, April Zt George Francis Train is trying to beat Dr. Tanner's record as a faster. For eight weeks up to last Friday he ate only 10 cents worth of Lyonnaise potatoes and coffee daily. Since Friday he has taken only water and a Turkish bath each day. He says he will keep up this diet until Psycho, his guardian spirit tell; bim to eat He hopes tbat Psycho will allow him to fast St days longer. By next Sat urday Mr, Train expects that be will have re duced bis weight from 196 pounds to 178 pounds. Mr, Train prophesies that the. Centennial cele hratioa will flzzle.and that Jay' Gould will go to pieces In 60 days. A Soft Sic for Dan. Colonel Dan S. Lamont was 'to-day elected Secretary of the New York Loan and Improve ment Company in place of William H. Rock well, resigned. Sold for a Song;. The big Rockaway Beach Hotel was told to C. H. Southard, a New York dealer In building materials, for $29,000 to-day. By the terms of tbe sale Mr. Sonthard must remove tbe hotel from its present site within one yearr Tbe big hotel was built in 1879 by a syndicate ot New York capitalists. It cost nearly 31,000.000. A receiver was appointed for tbe syndicate as soon as tbe building was completed. All sorts of schemes for utilizing tbe mammoth struct ure have been tried and have failed within tbe last nine years. The big hotel is four stories high and some 1.40O feet long. It contains 1,000 bedrooms. Mr. Southard expects to make large profits on his purchase to-day by selling tbe Georgia pine, of which the hotel was con. structed, as old lumber. A Dangerous Doctor. Miss Allen M Allan got a verdiet for 112.500 damages against the State Line Steamship Company this morning. Some two years ago Miss Allan sailed from Liverpool on the steam ship State ot Georgia, of tbe State line. She was taken ill. The ship's doctor gave her five grains of salts ot mercury instead of quinine by mistakp. Acute mercurial poisoning re sulted. As soon as Miss Allan landed In New Yorkshe was obliged; to have several teeth nd a part of her lower jawremoved. She sued the steamship company for $25,000. In the trial Herbert Charter, a fellow passenger of Miss Allan, testified that the doctor wbo gave her mercury had on the same trip given bis wife by mistake oxalic acid instead of salts of am monia. Anthony Cotnstock Blackballed. Anthony Comstock was blackballed by the U. a Grant Post, G.A. R, of Brooklyn, last night Mr. Comstock served In a Connecticut regiment during the war. He has been trying to secure an election to a G. A. Rpost In New York or Brooklyn for some time. Of the 200 members of the Grant Post who voted on Mr Comstock's admission last night 31 used tUck balls. The Yacht Coronet Overdue. Tbe yachting men and old tars who frequent the' Maritime Exchange are much worried over the non-appearance of tbe schooner yacht Coronet The Coronet is now overdue about two weeks. It is very much feared that she went to the bottom during tbe gales of April 12, at which time sbe should have been off Hatteras right in the teeth of tbe storm. The Coronet had on board R. T, Bush and Mrs. Bush, their son Irving T. Bush and John Mar tin, of Grand Rapids. The yacht left this city in March, 1888, went around the Horn, and early in the followlng--JnIy sailed from San Diego for Japan and a journey around the world. She arrived at Madeira on March 27 and sailed for this city on the following day, since which time nothing has been heard of her. A Nev York Fngin, Edward Mulhearn and James Wright boys of H or 15 years, told a police justice this morn ing how Daniel Smith, keeper of a Bowery lodging bouse, had taught them to steal and bad tortured tbem when tbey were unsuccess ful. Young Mulhearnran away from his home in Jersey Citj four months ago. He picked np young Wright in New York, and the two boys fell into Smith's clntches at once. Smith gave the boys free lodgings and food on the condition tbat tbey should steal for him. He tanght them all tbe tricks of sneak thieves. When the boys were unsuccessful at thieving Smith ripped open their sleeves, burned their arms with nitric acid and sent them out on the street to tell people how tbey bad been injured in a chemical factory and needed a few pennies for night's lodging. Mnlhearn's father found him begging in tbe street to-day and had Smith ar rested as soon as he heard the boy's story. Smith was held in $1,000 bail this morning to await tbe result of the injuries of young Mul hearn, who is in a hospital. KING GEORGE'S JOCKEY. A Cblcngd Mao of 00 Who Was a Great Favorite With His Majesty. Chicago, April 2i William Brown, 90 years of age, was in the Desplaines Street Po lice Court to-day to prosecute a young man wbo bad assaulted bim. Brown never took a drink of spirituous or malt liquor in bis life and a whiff from a pipe or cigar never passed his lips. "I never wore eyeglasses, either," he proudly added, "and my eyesight Is as good as ever. I was born In England. My father was a jockey, and I was a jockey, too. No ordinary horse owner bossed me His Majesty King George HI. (may his soul rest in peace) was ray master and I was a great favorite of His Majesty, who was half crazv then. Nothing mora dellvhtArl the weak old monarch tban to be propped up iu a vuau iu uuuk ui iuo pmaco anu watca mo gallop around tbe circuit made for the purpose of performing the tricks which I ba 1 learned of circus riders. Ob, bow tbe crazv King would laugh, and then when Pd finished he'd call me up and pat me on the cneek and give me a sovereign. "Once I mounted the royal racer to contest for the derby. The King, before the great race began, called me before bim and said: 'Lad. if tbou dost win tbe prize 2,000 guineas shall be thine.' I was permitted to kiss the King's hand, and went ont and won the race, but the old King bad a remarkably forgetful memory, and when I presented myself for the winnings he dismissed me without a word." .The old man came to tbe United States In 1871 with a circus. He is hearty and seems good for many years yet Revoke This Poet's License. From the Akron Telegram. The Democratic waters Are turbulent again; Pouring oil npon 'em May only give ns Payne. Q0AY AKD SHERMAN. Zanesvtlle Ttmet-Sec&der: Quay should talk to Sherman, not about him. Toledo Blade: Qnay is a bigger man in Washington than, John Sherman. Perhaps It is a good thing tbat tbe Ohio senator is going to Europe this summer. With mended health may come a more- rational frame of mind. Chicago News: Matthew hates to get left He isn't used to It. His finer feeltpgs rebel against Jt Consequently the dapple-gray scalp of Senator Jobn Sherman, of Ohio, is coveted by tbe Pennsylvania organizer of victory. It is all very sad. Washington Pott: If Mr. Halstead gets well he might be nominated as minister to Pennsylvania to aid In healing the breach be tween tbat State and Ohio. By doing se he would heap coals of fire upon the head of Quay and pour oil upon the troubled waters of Sherman. Eventno Wisctmiin: Senator Quay, of Pennsylvania, and Senator Sherman, of Ohio, are represented to have fallen into serious disagreement over the distribution of patron age. The proverb holds as true in politics as in otber activities, "Blessed are those who have nothing." . Cincinnati Tlmet-Slar: If Mr. Quay really has a grievance, it clearly does not lie against Mr. Sherman, and there is no reason why the personal friendship of the senators should be interrupted In the least A quarrel between the two Republican leaders would be unfortun ate for the party and especially gratifying to tbe Democracy just now, but It is not likely to happen. Philadelphia Record: And so Quay and Sherman are out; and this to use the words of a great Republican statesman Is tbe dark and bitter ending of tbat halcyon and vociferous proceeding under which the cohorts of Penn sylvania delegates were marshaled to Mr, Sher man's support in the last Republican National Convention. Alas! for the Ingratitude of ana in high 'station. ' ' y - CUXIOUS C0NDEKSATI0BS.' 1 a DrooKjyn man ureameu ne was in s scrimmage, and drew bis pistol from under his) pillow and shot himself. . E. L. Jfessbaer, of Pottstown, while plowing on Sunday, turned up a fippeny-blt of 1773 almost aa bright as new. Constable Ike Smith, of Birmingham, Ala., has a cat which has developed maternal affection for a litter of orphaned puppies. Mr. McMackin, of El Terano. Cat, raised a beet that weighed 112 pounds. Three cows fed on it for four days and then didn't eat it all. A house on Greene aveque, Brooklyn, is troubled with a lively ghost Ha not only scares people, but has a playful habit of throw ing coal at them. From Hammon station, a small placa In Louisiana, 1,240 bushels of strawberries were) shipped n six days this spring. Some of tho berries wire four inches to diameter. Levi Johnson, of Boston, Ga., is 84 years old and has been blind for ten years, The) other day his sight suddenly returned to him and he called for a book and read with perfect ease. Captain A. S. Allen, of Zebulon, set out a mulberry tree 55 years ago. It was then about as large as a walking stick. Now it IS 13 feet in circumference and is the largest tree of its kind in the State. "Wright Burke, of Troupe county, Georgia, has been married 15 years and has 14 children. Five times twins have been born to his wife and triplets once. The other child came into tbe world singly, "A billiard cue used by George "Wash ington in this city in 17V0" was a sign tacked oa to an ordinary looking cue exhibited in the window of a New York billiard table dealer. He claims that it is genuine. A New York bootblack of an enter prising turn of mind sends out his business cards with the inscription: "Shoes shined by week or month atryour residence daily.or other job work done. Send for me by mall' A rattlesnake, three feet long, was found under the show stand in front of a store upon tbe busiest portion of Broad street at Albany, Ga.. Thursday night Some one pass, ing saw the serpent's bead projecting from be neath the box, and throwing It over, discovered, and killed the snake. A ghost has made its arjpearance near Akron at a point on the railroad where a man, was run over and killed last summer. A ghost. ly figure in white, with arms extended, was seen there by a yonng couple wbo were out riding the other evening. Both were badly scared, and so was the horse. The much-talked-of Mississippi gul who bought calico and made a bonnet with tho 5 cents given her for a birthday presents so itissald, likleytodie a millionaire. She sold the bonnet as related, for 40 cents and kept turning her capital over till it amonnted to $40. This sbe put into a cow, whose milk she sold for $20, besides raising a calf worth as mncb, so now sbe bas 60 worth of cattle and 20 cash as the result of a small beginning. Jacob Gorsuoh, of North Sewiekley township, told a Beaver Falls reporter tbat ha went out to his hickory grove the other day and saw a strange sight Hanging from each tree in long straight lines like ropes, hung innumer able grapevines, big and little vines. Each of the 200 trees were laterally festooned with tbem. There bad been no grapevines there the day before, and Mr. Gorsncb was somewhat aston ished. Going bearer he discovered that each of the supposed grapevines was a long black snake, suspended from the tree by its teeth. He left In haste. The postofflce at Jaekson, Mich., is puz zled over the travels of a photograph mailed to Sturgis, Micb., last December. It left for ita destination promptly, it was supposed; at least it disappeared, and a few days ago it was re turned to Jackson from the Dead Letter Dffirn .at Washington, The address was plain, but tne pnotograpn nan meantime been to New York, thence to England, and from there to Bombay, where it went into the Dead Letter Office February 4, 1889, and was returned to Washington. From the latter place it waj, " through the address of tbe photographer printed on the card, sent back to Jackson. They are laughing over a blunder of a United States ExaminlngSurgeon In Caribou, Me. He was examining for deafness an ap plicant tor a pension, and to test tbe man'.. left ear held a watch at some distance and asked him If he could bear it tick. The answer was "No." and tbe same reply was given tp.re peated questions as tbe watch was brought gradually nearer. "Put bim down totally deaf in the left ear," the surgeon said, and holding the watch away from tbe man's right ear, the same question was asked. To bis surprise the answer was tbe same. It then occurred to the surgeon to examine his watch, and he found tbat It had stopped. The examination was be gun all over again. A Chicago mastiff named Chester is a successful detective. The other day a man named Ryan was arrested on a charge of vagrancy, and it was claimed tbat he was by profession a burglar. He denied the charge. Detective Chester was Drought In to have a look at bim. Chester closely scrutinized the prisoner's lace, sniffed suspiciously, and growled in a vengeful manner, while Ryaq broke down and admitted tbat Cbester and two watchmen had arrested him three months ago while attempting to rob a Chicago avenue store. Ryan went to the Bridewell on a $23 fine, while Chester licked his chops and again lay down under the stove. The dog is owned by a private watchman. Chicago has a comedy with lots of the spice of life in It Between the dwelling of Millionaire, Armour and that of Broker Roloson is a 15-foot space of air and grass. This strip belongs to Mr. R but Mr. A. gets the good of it; in fact the light of day and tbe breath of heaven enter the Armour library by way of the well-kept Roloson side yard of cropt grass and roses. Mr. Armour bas hinted time and again tbat he would be glad to buy tbe strip at $1,000 per foot So ends Act I of the comedy. Soma time ago Mr. Armour, before sailing for Eu rope, withdrew his bnslness from Broker Rolo son, wbo thereupon began to put up on the aforesaid strip a three-story addition to bis house. Ogden Armour cabled his father and tbe latter authorized bis son to offer $2,000 a foot Mr. Roloson said "No," and then Mr. Armour offered $5,000 a foot tbe highest price ever offered for land in Chicago. Roloson still grins and shakes his bead. Act HI is yet to b played. LITTLE PLEASANTRIES. Two heads are better than one. 'The two. headed freak In the dime museum earns a larger salary than the one-beaded college professor. Boston Courier. , Russian Fashion No. Tho Czar has re? turned to St Petersburg and cbanged his winter suit of boiler Iron for alight spring suit of cast steel. HYwawjron Poet. Understood the Business. Harry Say, fellers, let's, play cop. Tom'll be cop, and tryto arrest us for fighting. Tom AH right. Where's a place for me to hide till the lighting's over?-Time. VA DOMESTIC POEM. She hit the nail a fearful whack Ehe bathed herthumb with arnica, I And then sat down and cried. ' ' -The Epoch, " TBE CREED OF THE PLAGIARIST. He writelh best who stealeth best ideas, both great andsmallt , For the great soul wbo wrote tbem first From Mature stole tbem all! -life. John Sherman (at the Congressional Li. orary, sotto voice) Ohio doesn't amount to mncn with this administration, and I seem to be a dis tressingly small part of Ohio. (To Librarian)! would like to see the book called "The Man With-. out a Country," If you please. Chicago Trtoune, Some "Warren folk Can't take a Jolk. And are troubled now with cough: 'Tls quite nnlqne To reason seeque TheY took; thelp flinnelA ouffb- Horren Jfl Truth Crushed to Earth.-Mistres-: any one called, James? Mlstress-Dld she sk forme? - 4f Bervant Sne mentioned yer name and described' ye as about 40. I said Jt wasn't you, raum.Zjjjggii Mlstresa-Quitengnt Here's a quarter, Jamey Servant-Thank ye, mum. x jwwsigver, SO. mum- Mistress-James: take a month's notice AN OKLAHOMA TRAGEDY. A student from lale, "Witi, rM wind and pale. Took his grip and eke his diploma, And started to win, .Both glory and tin, - P In tbe land that's yclept Oklahoma. -, A Dnt wh,-li. nt tlllriL '' jSSf1 A JsBII rrensV! Baal 'i.im racatHl vfim .j' wuSsSftJ&vS it t90kh5 t -rCCJ 'f1f A noise rent the air, Tbat laid him out flat with a coma, The boom had Just bust i And sbtg cloud of dust " V Barked tie wreck or fweed Oklahoma. MtoMapolit TrtivcM- , ',.. ikm I