V'pr $ K r ' 'S The Fat Princess of Bunkum and of Fraud Has a ' Double in Europe. HER VICTIM AN EX-KING. Churchill and Chamberlain Snarling Like a Couple of Cats. THEY CANT KECOTEE FEOJIROCHESTEE An Engineering Scheme Adrcnced to Avoid Trouble Caused by tbe Gnlf Stream Religions Londoners Being Re minded Thnt Charltr Begins at Home A Physician Gives His Life Unneces sarily to Stive That of a Child Baron Gevcra Proves Himself No Gentleman, Though He is a Dlplomate A Sea Cnp taia of Half a Century Kearing the End of Life's Voyage The Earl of Shefflcld Thinks Somo One Is Rnbbing It in On Him Cardinal tcvnnan hot Dying. - Madame Diss Debar has a doable in Europe. It is Madame Christich. Lawyer Marsh's European duplicate is ex-King Milan, who is as much under the influence of his "medium" as Mr. Marsh was under the Diss Debar's. Captain Cook, who Jor a half century sailed back and forth across the Atlantic, is Bearing the end of his voy age of life. Churchill and Chamberlain are reported snarling at each other like cats. Queen Victoria doesn't intend to mourn very long for the Duchess of Cambridge. fBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH.1 London, April 20. Copyright Ann O'Delia Diss Debar, of .New York, sinks iuto abashed obscurity when confronted by Madame Christich, of Servia. The latter has dethroned a king and acted as the agent in one of Russia's most pronounced and gratifying successes. The last story which comes from Belgrade concerning King Milan's absolute and unquestioning sub servience to the woman who claims to be a medium, is credited in official circles here. I have direct and indubitable evidence that is vouched for by Her Majesty's Charge d' Affaires at Belgrade. Over the chasm of heaving billows and turbulent states, Luther B. Marsh may ciasp the hand of King Milan in infantile and beaming confidence, while over their heads float the corpulent twin sisters of Bunkum, Hnmbug and Hypocrisy. In an imposing allegory of fraud it would be an aurora borealis of deception. A PKOBLEM IN COBPOTVENCY. Exactly why spiritualism should be asso ciated with breadth of beam, double chins 'and rotundity of the female form divine,is a mystery. The ample and flabby propor tions of Diss Debar are duplicated in the parenthetical outline of Christich, though J in a lesser degree. It the Christich kicks the beam at a shade lower figure than the fat princess of New Tork. she makes up for the deficiency in weight by a severity of pur pose which laughs politics to scorn. It is certainly an astounding thing that the most notable dupe of charlctans lire men of wide knowledge ana striking mental gifts. King Milan, though dissipated and depraved, is a man of notable attainments, one of the mot accomplished of modern Princess and a man familiar with all the foibles and fallacies of Paris and the Lon don crazes. His subserviency to the big and majestic Madame Christich is absolute. He abdicated his throne, according to the best information, while laboring under the influence of spiritualism. LIKE A MAN IN A TRANCE. King Milan thought Christich was a me dium through whom he was receiving di vine instructions, and when he announced his abdication, he did so with the manner of a man in a trance. His eyes were glazed, his manner constrained to a painful degree, and his whole demeanor that of a man swayed by irresistible outside influence. Since he has given up all care for his coun try, he has resigned himself absolutely to the medium's society. She is rich, massive and impressive, and she has accomplished by a bit of hocus pocus an end for which Kussia has schemed in other ways in vain. "When the Queen once more regains her influenee in Servia, a matter of afew months only now, the full effect of the action of these two women in the turnoil and muddle of Servian politics will be seen. A DIPLOMAT, BUT NO GENTLEMAN. Baron Gevers Has 0. Foor Clnb Steward Discharged for Collecting; His Dues. 'BT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH.! London, April 20. The St. James Club is the social headquarters of the diplomatic body, and one of the most exclusive institu tions of the kind in London. It is apparent ly managed on the strictly diplomatic prin ciple of indifference to the ordinary rules of justice. Baron Gevers, Secretary of the Danish legation, is a member of the St. James Clbu. On the night of March 29 the Baron wanted 5, and borrowed the money from Steward Hanman. The following Sun day the steward, who is not a capitalist, delicately refreshed the Baron's memory. The Baron shrieked aloud, in the best English he could command in the emergency, at the deadly insult, and wound up by declaring he never borrowed the money. The next day he admitted the steward was right, by paying the money. Then this high and mighty chivalrous Baron complained to the Club Committee, with the result that poor Hanman, who had been in the service of the club 25 years, and has a wife and family to support, was sum marily dismissed. The matter, however, will not be allowed to rest here. Hanman's hard case has been brought to the notice of the Princess of "Wales, who it is hoped, will forward the facts to her father, the Kiffg of Denmark. There is in truth a reasonable prospect that ere long Baron Gevers will have cause to regret nature's neglect to endow him with the instincts of a gentleman. CARDINAL NEWMAN NOT DYING, But an Even Older and Tougher Man Dies in a Poorhonse. rBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH. London, April 20. Cardinal Newman, who is periodically reported to be dying, attended mass at Edgberton oratory to-day, and although he had to besupported by one of the monks, no one looking at his bright eyes and intellectual face would have thought him 88 years old. James Conway, an humbler but even tougher old man, died to-day in the Dublin poorhonse, stged 106. He fought in En gland's navy under Nelson, and toddled about until a week or two ago like a giddy yonng fellow of 20. Holders of Sneer Inactive. 1ST CABLE TO THE SISrATCB.1 London, April 20. The sugar market at the end of the week is quiet, owing to the holidays, but up to Thursday things were phenomenally lively. As predicted by The Dispatch Greenock correspondent, folders are for the moment not pushing sales. MILAN DISS DA HALF A CENTURY. AT SEA. Captain Theodore Cook Kearlng Iho End of His Voyage of Life. ;bt cable to the dispatch. London, April 20. Captain Theodore Cook, who recently retired from the com mand of the Etruria, is lying very ill at his house in the suburbs of London. He is suffering from heart disease and paralysis, his brain being also affected. Cook was the most remarkable figure on the Atlantic He has been crossing it for CO years, and has come into personal contact with the greater part of the interesting people who hare passed between Europe and America lor many years. He was in command of the English ship Trent, when the confed erate delegates were taken from her. Captairf Cook is now nearly 80, and has been reduced to his present state by un ceasing devotion to duties, even when phy sically unfit for them. Many people be lieve that he never used to leave the bridge of the vessel, and it is certain that'he was there in all weather. He was taken ill after he had finished a trip from America in November, but up to the last moment was under the impression that he should be able to make the return trip. It was only a fort night ago that he finally resigned himself to the fact that he should not be able to go to sea again. He is at present confined to his room, but is able to transact a certain amount of business. The doctors say that anything may aggravate the brain trouble. Captain Cook was the oldest and ablest Captain in the serviee of the Cnnard Com pany. Tne latter nave asked him to write a book of his experiences, but he cannot at tempt to commence this work yet, although he is able to write letters. 'He has been offered a fairly well-paid berth, with lKtIe to do, in connection with the House of Commons Committee on saving life at sea. His advice would be invaluable for the com mittee. His family, however, fear that his illness is permanent, and that he will never be able to leave the house again, in which case the offer will be of no use to him. INSULT ADDED TO INJUEY. Why the Earl of Sheffield is Backward Abont a County Subscription. rBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH.l London, April 20. The Earl of Shef field, who lives on a big estate in Sussex, has been for over two years pestered with anonymous letters threatening his assassina tion, and the efforts of the police and of swarms of amateur detectives and offers of reward have failed to insure the discovery of the writers. His lordship is a peppery old gentleman, and as repetition has not de stroyed the novelty of daily annoyance, his temper has been kept at the boiling point all the time. To-day the Sussex people added insult to injury by asking Lord Sheffield to subscribe to the funds of the county cricket club. Hjs lordship naturally, if illogically, re plied that until his assailants had been Drought to book he would not give a farth lDg to public objects in Sussex, but as soon as the wicked writers had been discovered would subscribe 300 a year to the club. SNARLING LIKE TOMCATS. Churchill and Chamberlain Unable to Be come Reconciled. rBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH. London, April 20.-r-BIrm"ingham Tories and Liberal-Unionists, after a temporary rally which enabled them tb defeat the Lib eral candidate, are again abusing each other with refreshing energy. Each side accuses the other of falsehood and treachery, and Chamberlain and Churchill are snarl ing at each other like rival tomcats. Glad stone is enjoying the fnu from the healthful seclusion of Hawarden Castle. On Monday Hawarden will swarm with enthusiastic Liberal excursionists, to whom the Grand Old Man will throw open his park and probably say a few words on things political in general and Birmingham and Rochester is particular. MAY BE MUNCHAUSIAN. An Engineering Scheme to Avoid Trouble. With the Gnlf Strenm. tBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH. London, April 20. The Gulf stream has been lately treated somewhat disrespectfully in this country, which owes so much to it At the beginning of the week a lot of men of science amused themselves with a model of it, and now one John King proposes to shut out what he calls its erosive action by constructing an isthmus from Tow Point, in Ireland, to the Mull of Cantyre, in Scot land. The distance is only HU miles. The strait does not average more than 200 to 400 feet in depth, and an isthmus would enable a vast surface land, at present marshy or submerged, to be reclaimed. Scientific engineers say the project is feasible, but common persons place it in the Munchasian catalogue, in which a bridge across the Atlantic has long occupied an honored position. A SEASON OP MILD GAIETY. Queen Victoria Not to Observe Very Lengthy Olonrnlng'. fBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH. London, April 20. The Queen has taken pity on society, and mourning for the late Duchess of Cambridge will not be so prolonged or severe as was expected. Her Majesty will visit the Prince and Princess of "Wales at Sandringham, next week, and there will be some mild gaiety, including acting of Irving and Ellen Terry, who have been commanded to appear next Thursday, to their great personal inconven ience and the deep disgust of the people who had booked places at the Lyceum tor the night. Next month the Queen, with the help of the Princess of Wales, will, hold three draw ing rooms, and the Prince of Wales a cou ple of levees. A MABEIAGE THAT MAY NOT BE. The Nnptlnls of a Royal Couple Likely Never to Take Place. IBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH.1 London, April 20. Berlin and Vienna newspapers have just informed the world what The Dispatch correspondent cabled months ago, that the recent absence from Bulgaria of Princess Clementine was for the purpose of finding a wife for her son, Prince Ferdinand. The lady who is said to be willing to share Ferdinand's rickety throne is under stood to De a Tincess ot tbe house of Orleans, a Bourbon, but people who know the cordial relations existing between the Czar and the Comte de Paris confidently assert that such a marriage will never be allowed to take place. CHAEITY BEGINS AT H0UE, And Many Londoners Are Being Reminded of the Adage. rBT CABLE TO THE DISPATCH.J London, April 20. Certain British re ligious societies are putting up a mission hall near the Paris Exposition, with a view of converting wicked foreigners bv a full and Javish distribution of Bibles and tracts. The mission will cost thousands of pounds and people with hard heads, as well as soft hearts, are writing to the newspapers, urg ing that the money would be better spent in lessening the miseries of London's poor than in converting foreigners, however be nighted. SACRIFICED TO SCIENCE. A Doctor Gives His Own I.lfe to Save That of n Utile Child. rBT CABLE TO TBE DISPATCH. London, April 20. A young doctor re cently sacrificed his own life and saved a child's by sucking the clogged tracheotomy tube in the throat of a little patient in the last stages of dinhtheria. His widow may now read in medical newspapers harsh de- THE- nunciations of her noble husband, who, it is "asserted, was not heroic, but foolhardy. It seems he should have had ready to band an efficient mechanical sucker. O.W A SLIGHT CliEW. One of tho Denmark's Abandoned Lifeboats Picked Up at Sen. LONDON, April 20. Captain Blackle n, of the British steamer Minnesota, at Til-bnry-on-the-Thames, from Baltimore, re ports that on the 11th instant in latitude 450 18' north, longitude 37 50' "West, he passed a lifeboat painted white, -with the words "Denmark," "Copenhagen," in black letters on the stern. The sea was In the boat were one oar, three rowlocks in position for use, and one boathook. A tarpaulin laid along the bottom of the boat, which was half full of water. The painter was -coiled in the headsheets. Pieces of cigar boxes were also seen in the boat. There was every appearance that the people "who had been aboard had been taken off. B00DLERS MUST 60. Canada is Getting Ready to Bounce tbe American Defaulters Sir John 9Inc Donald Champions the Meas ure in Parllnment A Moral Lesson. Ottawa, Ont, April 20. In the House of Commons to-day, on Sir John Thompson moving to transfer Mr. Weldon's hill to ex tend the extradition act to Government orders, Mr. Lanrier suggested that as the details of the measure would create consid erable discussion, it be not passed at this late stage of the session. Sir John Mac Donald said there was great moral impa tience on the part of the people of Canada to put an end to the influx of rascality from the United States. Cynics might say we had enough ras cality of our own, but it was well to tell the world that we don't want either those people or their ill-gotten gains. He thought the bill so unobjectionable in principle that it would meet with little opposition; but. if its details were likely to lead to protracted debate, it would then remain in the House to say what disposition should be made of it. Sir John MacDonald pointed out that both England and Canada were anxious to enlarge the list of extraditable offenses, and that whatever delay had been in this direc tion was due to the action of the American authorities. ' He thought this bill could only take effect by proclamation, but held that by passing it a great moral object would be gained, as Canada would thereby inform England and the United States that she was anxious to have the extradition treaty enlarged. It would have a moral effect by informing United States defaulters that Canada would not harbor them an hour if she could pre vent it. He thought that tbe details of the measure could be made acceptable to the House by an informal discussion rather than by a set debate. The motion was passed. BITTERS IN MAINE. The Stuff That Tickles the Stomach Con tains Much Alcohol. Banook, April 20. People in the rural districts of Maine, who like to be consid ered strictly temperate, yet still have a yearning for "stomach bitters," are getting their eyes opened to the fact that almost all patent medicines of this character are booze, or pretty near it. Down in the town of Pembroke, Washington county, a few days ago, a citizen who took an overdose of some highly-recommended bitters, became very hilarious, and wanted to lick every man in the place, selectmen and ministers included. The village druggist, who sold the bitters, was arrested and brought before Justice Smart for trial. He pleaded not guilty on the ground that he had sold only a bottle of stomach bitters, which he declared was not intoxicating, and handed the Justice a sealed bottle of the preparation, together with an invoice of the same from a Portland druggist of whom he had bought the goods. The local division of the Sons of Temperance sent the bottle of bit ters to State Assayer Bobinson for analysis, and that official found it contained 45 per cent of alcohol, the balance being mainly water, so that the highly recommended dys pepsia cure was nothing more nor less than that hilarious and high-kicking fluid com monly known as prohibition whisky. Thestomach bitters business is a big thing in Maine, and the various preparations in that line are bottled and labelled in a most artistic way. The traffic will probably thrive on in spite of the Sons of Temper ance, but even if it should peg out what's to hinder a man buying a bottle of hair re storer? CHECKMATED HIS FATHER. An Indiana Boy Gets Married to Avoid Paternal Whippings. lEFECIAL TELEOBAM TO THE DISPATCH.1 Louisville, Kt., April 20. Louis Jelp is a stout 17-year-old boy, living in Ander son county. On Monday last he was plow ing on his father's farm, near Lawrenceburg. The plow was drawn by a mule of vicious propensities. The mule balked, and Jelp, to make him go along all right, struck him with the plow line. The animal kicked the plow to pieces and ran away. Jelp's father was plowing the adjoining field, and wit nessed the runaway and smashup. He was angry at his son for striking the mnle, and, picking up a piece of the plow line, gave him a severe thrashing. After the whipping, young Jelp, very sore both in bodv and mind, went to the next farm, occupied" by Miss Malinda Hig gins, a lady with a read head and 41 years to her credit. The boy knew her well and he related to her how cruelly his father had treated him. Miss Higgins was lull of sympathy and suggested to hbn that there was a way in which he could emancipate himself trom the control of an unfeeling father. He inquired how it was to be done, and she replied that he might marry her and thus settle all his difficulties. Jelp accepted Mis Higgins' proposition, and on the following day the two took the train at Lawrenceburg, coming to this city. They immediately crossed over to the Indi ana shore, where a license was issued and they were married by 'Squire John Huche ly. On tke following day the bride and her youthful husband returned to the former's" home in Anderson county. Mrs. Jelp has nofearofher hnsband's father, and invites him to make trouble if he dare. She is worth 510,000. 1 , JU11B0 OF THE SOUND. The Crack Puritan is tho Largest River Steamboat AQoat. New Yobk, April 20. At the foot of Butgers street, East river, on the dry dock, high and dry, her bottom glistening with new paint, rests the Puritan, the largest river steamboat in the world. The Puritan is the new crack boat of the Fall Biver Line, and will have cpst over $2,000,000 when completed. , The Puritan was towed to the dock by five tugs, and so large is the new craft that only abont nine inches space on each side of her separate the wheel guards lrom the dock, which is tbe largest in this country. Passing beneath the paddle wheels of this monster they seem situated about as high over your head as the roof of a church. The Puritan is 430 feet longhand is of 4,700 tons register. In beam, from guard to guard, measures 91 feet. Her 8 main boilers will hold about 700 tons of water; from dome to keel she measures 70 feet in height, and her walking beam weighs 65 tons. The Puritan may be called a "sister ship" to the Pilgrim, but she is much larger. From 20 to 22 knots an hour is the -speed which it is ex peetedUhe P.untan -will siiow. ?'?. PITTSBURG A MONSTER' PARADE. The New York Centennial Committee Expects to Show AN ARMY OP 60,000 MEN IN LINE. Nearly Every State Will Contribute Its Quota of Soldiers. LITELY ROW 0VEE THE NATAL PARADE. f 4quaral "r am nlmseu lnsB"ra "' """' man Gerry. The Washington Centennial Committee are straining every nerve to make the mili tary parade one of the grandest ever seen in this country, and present indications are that they will succeed. Another squabble has broken out in regard to the arrange ments of the affair. This time it is between Chairman Gerry and Admiral Porter, who is grand marshal of the naval display. The Admiral feels that he has been insulted, and will probably resign. SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH.1 New Yobk,' April 20. It has been said a good many times since the big centennial show began to monopolize public attention that the celebration would not be a thor oughly popular one. It is no fault of the Governing Committee, but a fact, neverthe less, that the only features which are open for the enjoyment of the public at large are the two parades, the concert of the German societies in Madison Square and the fire works. All the other features of the show can, of necessity, be witnessed by only a very few people comparatively. It was in view of this fact that the committee put spe cial effort upon the two parades. It was desired that these entirely public features should, in their completeness and splendor, in some measure atone to the public for the apparent exclusiveness of the other events. The military parade, which Colonel S. V. E. Cruger has been elaborating with great care, will certainly be the greatest demon stration of its kind ever witnessed in this city. Every State has been invited to send its National Guard, and as an inducement the committee has ottered to pay the entire boarding and lodging expenses of any num ber of men the States may send. There are 13 States which have not responded to the committee's invitation as yet. ALMOST AN ABMY. They are Arkansas, California, Colo rado, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Texas, Minne sota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, Oregon and "Wisconsin. There are four which have accepted the invitation bnt have not yet specified the number of men they will send. These are Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois and Alabama. Still, with 21 States and tbe District of Columbia, the list foots up 51, 850 men. Tne total is made up in this way: First division, troops in regular service, 2, 400; Second Division, State militia, 37,100; Third Division, Grand Army posts, 12,350. The length of time the patriotic Ameri can will have to spend looking at this great parade is a little appalling. At tbe Phila delphia Centennial the parade made what is considered by military authorities phe nomenal time. It passed a given point at the rate of 7,000 men an hour. Supposing the parade of April 30 should make the same time, and this is doubtful, it will Ae li hours passing the reviewing stand. But the possibilities are even more appalling. The 17 States which have not reported yet are expected to send a representation from their National Guards. Suppose each of these States should send 500 men (and the estimate is exceedingly small), there will then be 60,500 men in line.- The man, there- lore, who sees the whole parade will sit on his $2 board seat almost, if not quite, nine hours. x . MOBB SQUABBLING. "The relations between ElbridgeT. Gerry, as Chairman of the Centennial Executive Committee, and Admiral David D. Porter, of the navy, as Grand Marshal of the naval parade, have become strained. This is due to Mr. Gerry's interference with the general order in relation to the naval display in the harbor of New York issued by Admiral Porter a few days ago," said one of the members of the Committee on 'Navy to-day. After the receipt of this order it seems Mr. Gerry went to the Committee on Navy and said to them that Admiral Porter must be given to understand that this celebration was gotten up by the city of New York, and that, although Admiral Porter was ap pointed Grand Marshal, the right hadtnot been given him to formulate any pro gramme. On Thursday afternoon the Com mittee on Navy met and had ready.a type written copy of a programme for the parade, which was submitted and acted upon. This differs materially from Admiral Porter's order, and it is the impression that he will revoke the order to Bear Admiral Jouett, who is Admiral Porter's executive, to come to New York on "Wednesday and complete the programme, and that he himself will decline the Grand Marshalship. A DOWNBIGHT INSULT. Admiral Porter's order provided that the naval vessels should anchor off Ellis' Island, the Chicago one or two lensrths north of the island, the others tohe southward of that ship: the revenue curlers and yachts will be anchored in double columns 100 yards apart, to the southward of the naval vessels; the river and sound steamboats will form in double column to the southward of the yachts, 100 yards apart. The Gerry Committee on Navy Pro gramme provides that the navv vessels shall be anchored off Bobbins reef, and that the steamboats shall be in two grand divisions. The first division is to form in the upper bay, the right resting to the southwest of buoy No. 1 at the lower end of Governor's Island, astern of the flagship (the Hoboken ferryboat Bergen), the left toward Staple ton," S. I. The orders of the committee and of Admiral Porter clash in other and more important points. One of the officers of the navy said: "It is a question if Admiral Porter does not tell this committee to go to some one else to look out for their parade. It is a down right insult, this treatment of him. Alter making him a Grand Marshal, and seeing his first official order, they revoke it and substitute another; in other words, they want him as a figurehead, an automaton. But Porter is not that Bort of a man. He knows what is proper to do, and he will not consent to any such breach of etiquette without a protest." TBE TBESIDENI'S PBOGBAMME. Mr. Frank S. "Wilherbee, an aid to the Centennial Entertainment Committee, who has been in Washington arranging details with President Harrison, to-day annonnced that those arrangements had been com pleted. The President, Mrs. Harrison and Mrs. McKee will arrive at Elizabethport at 7 o'clock on the morning ot the 29th. After, breakfasting with Governor Green, of New Jersey, the party will leave at 9 o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. Bussell Harrison will meet the party here. Accompanying the President on his spe cial train will he Miss Murphy, a guest at the "White House, Secretary Tracy, Secre tary and Mrs. Blaine, Miss Margaret Blaine and "Walter Blaine, Secretary Busk and the Justices of the Supreme Court. Postmaster General Wanamaker will take an early train and meet'the partv at Eliza bethport, and Attorney General Miller will meet the party here. Secretarv Noble will stay at "Washington and look after the Gov ernment. A Legal Holiday. "Washington, April 20. The Solicitor of the Treasury has given its his official I opinion that the 30th last, is a legal holi- DiSPATCHpOTT, JIMr day for all national bankers and for com mercial purposes in those States having a feneral law making all days a general holi ay in the State when so declared by the President IS HE A CHEISTIAN? A Southern Methodist Minister's Reply to Talmngo on tho Question of Misce genation The African nnd tho Cancassian Cannot Amalgamate. (SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH.1 Atlanta, April 20. Bev. Simon P. Richardson, a leading Methodist minister and Presiding Elder of Georgia, has sent a reply to the Bev. T. DeWitt Talmage, who recently preached in favor of miscegenation, "f. Richardson says: I cannot understand how any man with Dr. Talmage's wisdom can advance such a miser able doctrine as that of miscegenation. When ever you try to Improve upon the work of tho Almighty and blend two such distinct races as tne African and the Cancassian, you not only bring out and develop the bad traits in each. Put weaken the human family. The negro is as distant from the whitemanas is the coon from the fox or the wolf from the doe. That the Almighty Intended that these races should be kept separate and distinct Is evidenced by the fact that while they readily crossrIet two mulattos marry, and in -the fourth generation they cease to produce their species. This Is an unfailing fact that is not generally known. The same rule applies to crosses between the animals I have named. Tho blood of the negro Is different from the blood of the white maD, as Is also his entire anatomy. The Lord created the negro as in inferior race, and it is desired that be so remain. To amalgamate the two dwarfs the species and weakens every mental ana physical power. To develop either to its fullest strength they must remain entirely dis tinct and separate. I have lived among negroes all my life, and carefully studied their natures and habits. Their passions are as uncontrollable as those of a wild aninal. It took the Greeks, one of the finest nations on earth, more than 1,000 years to bring thomselves up to that degree of culture for which they were remarkable, and yet Dr. Talmage proposes to accomplish that same result with the colored race. If Dr. Tal mage is really sincere in his theory I saggest that he try tbe experiment in his own family before he forces bis theory upon an entire nation. K0 QUESTIONS ASKED. How So Many Postmasters Can be Ap pointed In One Day. rSFECIAL TELEOBAU TO THE DISPATCH.l "Washington, April 20. Nine hundred and fifty-five is the sum total of the fourth class postmasters appointed during this week. This exceeds all former weekly records, and the record of to-day ex ceeded that of any single previous day. Tho day of greatest slaughter heretofore saw 209 corpses on the field. This evening the list ot slain for' the day footed up217. Little investigation is made in regard to the appli cants. Senators and Representatives who inrnisn tne lists are held responsible. The lists are brought, to the Postmaster General, and with a stroke of the pen he makes the appointments. Following are the Penn sylvanians: James Hughes, Amity; T. Coburn, Aurora; John Hecock, Benton; Caroline Rotley, Cono quenessing; J. W. Woodward. Coon's Corners; A. H. Cratey. Crosby; J. H. Ressler, Dalbole: C. E. Zlnger, Etters; James Marshall, Hoi ton; 8. W. Backman. Timeville; J. B. Henry, McCoysville: J. M. Miller, Marion Station; J. W. Stalford, Merryall; H. L. Row, Merwin: A. Duff, Moravia: G. H. Baxter, Nelson; J. D. Gillen. New Free dom: J. D. Schickel. Paxinns; A. TL Hphmmfl, Tuxletown: C. H. Shepard. Wells; W. W. Graham, Winterstown; H. Mann, Wood's Run. Following are the appointments for West Virginia: C. G. Laskey, Davis: F. W. James, Hendrick; W. P. Rncker. Lewisburg; J. M. Pifor, Parson; A. L. Helmick, Thomas. D. W. Gray was appointed postmaster at Patmos, Mahoning county, Ohio, the first ap pointment for Eastern Ohio in several days. WILL FIGHT THE TRUST. Clam Spreckels Talks Abont His Phiiadcl phi'a Sugar Refinery. San Fbancisco, April 20. Clans Spreckels went to Philadelphia to-day in or der to direct in person the fitting up of his new refinery' building in that city. Mr. Spreckels said that he expected to have a tilt with the sugar trust prices, bnt he felt assured that he would come out best. He expects to have his Philadelphia refinery in running order by June. "Freight rates were against me here," said Mr. Spreckels, "and I like a rat in a hole against them when all my business was here. Now I will use my California re finery to supply -11 local tgade and points this side of the -Missouri river and will cut underall the trust prices. I feel confident that the tariff will not be taken off sugar, not for some time at least. This coming season I expect to turn out 4,000 tons of beet sugar from the Watson ville factory. We will try and have one more factory equipped and ready for work next year. These factories will cost about $600,000 each. The Occidental Beet Sugar Company was incorporated yesterday, with Claus Spreck els, John D. Spreckels, M. Ehman and Louis Sloss as directors. The capital is $5,000,000. Mr. Spreckels when questioned closely again positively asserted that he never would join the trust. THE BEST HE COULD DO. A Yankee Father's Uncertain Welcome to a New Danghter-In-Lnw. Youths' Companion. 1 . An old farmer in one of the New England States had a son whose actions sometimes indicated a lackof common sense; bnt with natural parental love and consideration, the old gentleman excused all his shortcomings by saying: "He does the "best he can, Jimmy does,'' which was perhaps true. When Jimmy was 22 or 23 years ol age he went to work for a farmer living in a neigh boring county. Three months after his departure he sur prised his parents by writing to them that he had been married, and would visit them the following week. Preparations for receiving the voun? couple in a manner befitting a bride and bridegroom were at once begun, and when they arrived they found all the groom's relatives gathered" to receive them. The bride was a dull-looking and by no means handsome young woman, and for a moment the father-in-law seemed disap pointed; then, his better nature asserting i self, he greeted her warmly, and turning to his son, said, with his old-time optimistic cheerfulness: "Welcome home, Jimmy: welcome, my boy; ye did the best ye could, I've no doubt; welcome, my daughter." ALLEGHENY GAMBLERS BAIDED. Nineteen Men Arrested nnd Two Gambling Outfits Seized by the Police. Two gambling dens were raided by the Allegheny police at an early hour this morning, and the players and outfits taken to the lockup. The raid was conducted by Chief Kirschler and Detectives Murphy, Wilson and Johnson. They first proceeded to Evans alley, near the foot of Chartiers street, where six men and a poker layout were captured. FredJiVilson was the pro prietor, and the balance gave their names as Charles Cook, Prank Livingston, James Watson, William Brown and John Ward. The officers next went to the rooms of the Manchester Bod and Gun Club, above the Enterprise Bank, corner of Franklin street and Beaver avenue. The door of the place was broken open and 13 people captured. They gave their names as Charles Jones, Gilbert Stewart, Charles Jackson, George Kane, Prank Irwin, Frank Smith, Harry Kernel!, Lewis Goswell, Thomas Jones, Harry Galbraith,GeorgeSmith,J.imes John son and John Smith. A full gambling outfit was also captured. Only'a Little Blaze. Alarm No. 4 at 1:50 this morning was oc casioned by a blaze in a shed over a bake oven in the rear of No. 63 Second avenue, occupied by Mr. Hyneman. W9?- w; IN L'A BELLE PARIS. Rose Michelet, the Little Blonde Maid, and Her Son, the Call Boy. THE BERNHARDT AND JME HADING Gay and Exhilarating Scenes oa the Bois De Boulogne. I0ST 15 THE CATACOMBS OF PARIS. A Bosebml From an American Belle a Beeompense for a Moment of Terror. , Our Paris correspondence gives below a view of life in that great city. He relates a womanly passage between Sara Bernhardt and Jane Hading, and tells of an unpleas ant experience in the catacombs. LCOItEESrOXDENCE OP THE DISPATCH. Pabis, April 11. My room and my hotel are delightful save for one disadvantage. I cannot have a bath without walking down to the end of the halL It is declared to me, and I think truly, that the people of Paris are not very remarkable for keeping themselves clean. I judge of them from their resources for bathing. In this great house there is but one bathroom on each floor. It is a spacious apartment, furnished with every requisite, and in a room along side is the special service of the floor. I am assured by a smart little French maid that it is quite unusual to supply a bath in the room of a guest. My excellent room, furnished in far better style than the usual hotel room in America, with a handsomely carved chamber set ot mahogany, heavy silk curtains, pictures, candelabra, and a fine bronze clock, costs me 5 francs a day. Service is 1 franc extra. My service consists of the little maid and a simpering man. The maid does all the work. The man appears to overlookthings, and is sitting in his little office most ot the time reading a paper. He is a great smiler. Every time I pass hia'door he gazes out and contributes a most encouraging smile. I do not care for this man, because I know he gets all the "tips," and the neat little maid does the work. I handed her an extra franc to-day. As I passed the door of the "Service" ten minutes later the man cast the brightest smile upon me that he had yet accorded. 1 Knew that he bad that trauc IN HIS INSIDE POCKET. The people employed about the hotel all speak eood enougn English. The man in the "ascencenr" rather disconcerted me on my first trip upstairs, when I timidly ven tured to say: "Le trolsieme, s'il vous plait." "Third floor ? Yes sir;" he replied in the most American style of English. Then he looked at me and smiled. "You are an American," I said. "I am a New Yorker. I ran the elevator at the Windsor for four years." "The call boys are French, but everyone of tbem speaks English perfectly. They are in umiorm Diue, witn red caps, bound round with gold braid. One of them who had been fetching things to my room for me was a remarkably bright and fine looking boy of about 14. I asked him some ques tions about himself, among them what his name was. "Pierre Michelet," he answered, "and my mother is on this floor in the service room." "Do you mean to tell me that the little maid with the blonde hair who fixes this room is your mother?" "Oui, monsieur. She is my mother, Bose Michelet." BEBNHABDT AND HADING. I was having my roll and coffee at a table in front of tbe Cafe de le Paix at 11 o'clock yesterday moraine and enjovin? the splen did concourse of equipaees and the gorgeous panorama of promenaders that streamed in rivers of color along the Bue de la Paix and the Avenue de l'Opera. In a half hour I saw a hundred people whose faces are familiar on Broadway. One incident was decidedly entertaining to me. Two landaus, one going up the avenue, the other going down, passed each other directly in front of where I sat. I im mediately recognized tbe occupants of each carriage. One was a most remarkable figure of a woman, with sleepy eyes, yellow hair, and her mouth drawn down shapely at the corners. She held a lilac colored parasol over her head, and she seemed dreaming of something miles away. But when her car riage passed the other one that I mentioned her sleepy eyes gave one, quick, sidelong gleam and rested on the woman sitting there. This woman was the handsomer ot the two, and younger. Her face was as white as a white rose, her hair dark red, her eyes inexpressibly fine and dark. She was attired divinely. As she was whirled by she swept her long lashes downward with an air of proud disdain at the yellow-haired woman who was passing. I had to smile at this encounter of famous woman, for I could well imagine what was going on in the minds of each. One was Sara Bernhardt and the other beautiful Jane Hading. THE BOIS DE BOULOGNE. Everyone drives out through the Champs Elysee and into the Bois de Boulogne each afternoon just as they drive out Filth ave nue and into the park at 'home. But the approach to the park here is the finest part of the drive The broad, hard road skirted by trees, with the walks on each side and the houses beyond, is perhaps as splendid a thoroughfare as can be found in the world. One is struck at once bv the immense variety of people and vehicles that follow oue another out ot the city on these bright after noons. The display is far more cosmopolitan than anything we see in New York, and I do not think the quality of it compares with what we can see on any April day in New York. Most of the carriages are hired, and are very dilapidated. The drivers, in red waistcoats, faded coats and high hats, made oi oiacK or wmie patent leather that looks like painted tin, never hold themselves well, and the spruce and elegant character istic of an American or English pageant of this sort is noticeably absent. But the im mense crowd, and the general picturesque ness of it all, forms a picture that is con tinually absorbing and exhilirating. IN THE CATACOMBS. You are obliged to get a card of admis sion to the catacombs of Paris, and when you arrive at the entrance you will find probably 1O01 people waiting to be shown through this wierd underground city of the dead. All Americans go through the catacombs, and the other morning when I jumped out of my fiacre in the queer little whitewashed inclosure at the head of the steps I saw a typical matinee audience wait ing to be shown the bones of 1 cannot say how many million French people. We bought candles of the old women who hawked them about the yard and then started down in single file through the Iron door leading into a wall, like the door to a tomb. The staircase was a spriral one, and I grew tired after the first few moments of counting the steps. The air grew percepti bly colder as we descended, and peculiarly uncanny and frightful. It seemed like go ing down into the sea. The moisture dripped iuto my face from the ceiling after a time. I presume we walked in a line for fully two niles through tortuous pas sages, scarcely wide enough to pass a per son in, with piles of bones reaching above our heads and crowned with grinning skulls. The gronnd, nnd the ceilings, were of the consistency of damp chalk. My .feet grew wet as I walked, and the moist air'was painful to my lungs. A bell was tolline most dismally somewhere in Jhe dreadful place. A group of French students up ahead of me were singing a ribald song. The candles in front and behind me cast r-J"5' wet, silvery fleams of light over the skel etons. A GHASTLY EXPEBIENCE. I regretted coming into the dreadful place. I had heard of people getting lost in -the catacombs. I could imagine nothing so ghastly in life. And it is gospel truth that for nearly a minute I and a well-known society girl of New York, she a stranger to me, tboughtourselves lost. We reached a dark cell from which converged four or five different paths. We happened to be at the end of the line. The rest vanished some where, we could not say where. Which road to take we d.d not know. She stood with her back against one wall holding her canl'e high above her head and staring wildly at me. I have no doubt I was in as great an attitude of Tear as she. I shall never forget the locks of that girl or the sound of her scream as she understood her situation. I ran to her, grasped her by the arm. and shouted. And then one of the guides of the line came out of one of tbe roads into the cell where we were. We both clutched him nervously by the hands. The girl was crying hysterically, and I was laughing the same way. The guide ran ahead and we , followed, soon catching up with the rest of the people. When we arrived a half hour latter up into the clear, safe world X thanked my stars that I was ont of that tomb. The society girl from New York threw a rose to me as she jumped into a landau with her family, otherwise I should have hated that journey through the cata combs of Paris. Fbancais. WASHINGTON'S APPEARANCE. .David Ackerson Minutely Describes the Father of His Conntrv. David Ackerson In Albany Exnre;3.1 Washington had a large1 thick nose, and it was very red that day, giving me the im pression that he was not so moderate in the use of liquors as he was supposed to be. I found afterward that this was a peculiarity. His nose was apt to turn scarlet in a cold wind. He was standing near a small camp fire, evidently lost in thought and making no effort to keep warm. He seemed sixfeet and a half in height, was as erect as an In dian and did not for a moment relax from a military attitude. Washington's exact height was 6 feet 2 iches in his boots. He was then a little lame from striking his knee against a tree. His eye was so gray that it looked almost white, and he had a troubled look on his colorless face. He had a piece of woolen tied around his throat and was quite hoarse. Perhaps the throat trouble from which he finally died had its origin about then Washington's boots were enormous. They were No. 13, His ordinary waiting shoes were No. 11. His hands rere large in pro portion, and he could not buy a glove to fit him and had to have his gloves made to order. His mouth was his stroncr featnre. his lips being always tightly compressed. That day they were compressed so tightly as to be painful to look at At that time he weighed 200 pounds, and there was do surplus flesh about him. He was tremendously muscled, and the fame of his great strength was everywhere. His large tent, when wrapped up with the poles, was so heavy that it required two men to place it in toe camp wagon. Washington would lift it with one hand and throw it in the wagon as easily as if it were a pair of saddlebags. He could hold a musket with one hand and shoot with precision as easily as other men did with a horse pistol. His lungs were his weak point and his voice was never strong. He was at that time in tbe prime of life. His hair was a chestnut brown, his cheeks were prominent, and his head was not large in contrast to every other part of his body, which seemed large and bony at all points. His finger joints and wrists were so large as to be genuine curiosities. As to habits at that period I found out much that might be interesting. He was an enormous eater, but was content with bread and meat, if he had plenty of it. But hunger seemed to put him in a rage. It was nis custom to take a drink of mm or whisky on awaken ing in the morning. Of course all this was changed when he grew old. I saw him at Alexandria a year before he died. His hair was very gray and his form was slightly bent. His chest was very thin. He had false teeth which did not fit, and pushed his under lip outward. GIELS WHO WASTE MONET. Servants Patronize Peddlers and Bay Worthless Things at Hlsh Prices. CbiciEO Herald. 1 The average servant girl is a veritable chump from Chumpville when it comes to pnrchases. She is "pie" for the peripatetic peddler; He can invariably talk her into the belief that his wares are a great bargain, and she will give up her wages to him with out a murmur. She will sign her name to an agreement to pay $10 in weekly install ments of 25 cents, for a 2 album, and will think she is getting away the best of it. She will trade five old dresses for a quarter's worth of plaster of pans images and think she has made a big bargain. She will buy cheap jewelry, toilet soap, dress patterns, garters and other things, be lieving she is saving money when she is" paying four prices for the articles, and in other ways strengthening her reputation as a "soft mark" in the eyes of the peddlers. Those who often wonder how these same peddlers live forget the servant girls and their .foolishness. SHB MADE FINE PIES, And the Fact Is Solemnly Recorded on the Rtono Marking" Her Grave. Chsmbersburg- Spirit. Among the mementos of the South which Augs. Duncan, Esq., brought from Florida with him is a quaint epitaph taken from a tomhstone in a graveyard near New Orleans. The epitaph runs tnns: Here lies in the dnst Tbe monlderlng crust Of Eleanore Bachelor Shoven; Well-versed in tbe arts Of pies, pastries and tarts And the lucrative skill of the oven. When she had lived long enough She made her last puff, A puff by her hnsbandmuch praised. Now bere she doth lie, And make a dirt pie, I In the hope that her crust will be raised. TOWN TALK. The Bargains at Thompson's New Tork Grocery Prices for This Week Will Astonish Yon. 4 cans Good Tomatoes (3 S. cans)... 25o 4 cans Sugar Corn 25c 4 cans Good Peas 25c 6 cans Blackberries. 25c 6 lbs Turkey Prunes 25c 5 lbs French Prunes 25c 4 lbs Evaporated Sliced Apples 25c 4 lbs Evaporated Apricots 25c O lbs .Evaporated Peaches '25c 3 lbs Large California Plums 25c 5 packages Corn Starch 25c 3 packages Fruit Puddine 25c 8 lbs Large Lump Starch 25c 12 boxes Bag Blue 25c 5 boxes Concentrated Lye 25c 4 quarts Navy Beans 25a 5 lbs English Currants 25c 3J lbs Large Raisins j 25c 4 Bottles Ketchup.... 25c 12 bars Good Scrubbing Soap 25c Ivory Soap, per bar 4c Star Soap, per bar 4c Lenox Soap 4c Acme Shoe Polish, per bottle.,....'.... 12c Boasted Coffee, per lb 22, 25 and 28c English breakfast, Yonng Hvson, Oolong and Japan Teas at 18, 20, 25, 30, 40 and CO cents per lb. I Goods delivered free to all parts of both cities. Tothose living out of the city will prepay freight on all orders of $10, $15, (20 and upward. Send for catalogue. M. B. Thompson, S01 Market street, corner Third avenue. When you are needing anything in the jewelry line call and see Jas. McKee at his new location, 420 SmitMeld at. I n'DT'tAT' 7?rCTTi7l'D.1l' I.TTrt & uiuiiii rionciviaiiiut Tr- 5 The Phenomenal Success That At tends a Lawrence Connty Man's ? EFFORTS WITH BOD AHD "KEEL He Denies That He Charm3 the FinBj: Beauties, and Says it Is EASY TO CATCH PISH IP I0U KNOW HOW A Crystal Pool Hasattd bjMGIjantle Fixe, Bass sad, Salmon. A mighty fisherman is brought- to public! notice by our New Castle correspondent. The lover of the piscatorial art is said to be so successful as to bring upon himself the-, charge of witchcraft. However, the gentle man himself says he is successful because he knows how to fish. .. rCOBBXSFQXPXSCX OF TRZ DISPATCH.: New Castie, April 20. Without doubt the most successful angler in Western. Pennsylvania is Joe Johnson, of New Castle. Mr. Johnson is a well-known and highly respected citizen of the metropolis of the Shenango Valley, where he has resided nearly all his life. He is by profession a. sign painter and grainer. During the last twelvef years, bass and pike have not been very plentiful in. the local streams, and the average -fisherman has returned day after day, weary and dis-' conraged, with no scaly beauty to exhibit as a token of his skill. This, however, has not been the experi ence of Mr. Johnson, whose phenomenal' catches have all along been the marvel of old disciples ot Isaac Walton, who ate dis- posed to consider Joe's success as the result-"' of a charmed hook or a mascot carried in. his bucket. There is, indeed, a strong belief among;, those who have frequently observed the., remarkably large number of fine fish that ' Joe usually captures, that he possesses some secret kind of bait that lures with an irresistible attraction the timid denizens of the water, till they impale themselves, oa the fatal hook. There are others who have stood side bv side with him on the banks of the Mahoning and Shenango, using the"" same kind of soft shell crabs that Joe uses, -and following his motions, bnt without sharing in his wonderful luck, and those persons havelong ago pronounced him a wizard, wielding a supernatural power over the more esteemed members of the finny tribe. SAY3 NOTHING, BUT FISHES. Joe pays but little attention to these superstitious theories regarding his really wonderful success, but likes to see people take a common sense view of the matter, and assign his success to superior skill and a better Knowledge of piscatorial science, to which qualifications it is undoubtedly due. All the trainmen on the Erie and Pitts burg, Pittsburg and Bake Erie and Pitts burg and Western roads know Joe, and often have they gathered in groups at New Castle Junction to view a string of 40 or 50 . bass, averaging three or four pounds each, which he was bringing home as the result of a day's fishing on the Mahoning. Larger fish than those of four or five ' pounds weight have been captured by- this celebrated angler. Occasionally the big, black, voracious pike oi the upper Shenango' takes a notion to run away with Joe, pole and all, but the attempt invariably- results in the "fresh water tiger" being tossed upon, the muddy bant, out of his native element, a helpless prisoner. Joe has captured specimens of this, fish, weighing 28 pounds, landing them only' after a long, hard fight. He has had manyi. a nam inssie witn tne Dig channel cats, and. blue stubborn, powerful fish that tax the angler's ;, ui iuo uijj ueaver, wnica are a sirengtrt, sciii ana tacJe to the uttermost. A PIOHTINO PISH. When a big 30-pound blue cat takes "hoTcfJ of a hook, he means business every time-." and unless your line is as stout as a small hawser he will carry 20 or more yards of ifcw away with him, and swallow it- with oib; placency. leaving your big Limerick dan-ogling in his upper lip for a trinket. It re quires lots of nerve to land a very large, blue cat. When hooked they have the habit of heading at once for deep water, and every, ounce of pressure you apply to the reel brake only increases their speed. However, the jaws of this fish are so tough, that in case your tackle is of equal, strength.it becomes a question of supremacy between man and fish.and you must sock your heels in the sand and hold on like "grim, death." When you become tired and give the fish line he refuses to take it, and set tles down like yourself for recuperation. His strength increases with every moment on a geometrical ratio, and if vou let him alone for any length of time he will become so inflated with a supercilious, vain idea of his total invincibility that you will think you have hooked a unicorn when he starts again. Talk about the bass and salmon as game fish; six pounds of blue cat will last longer and pull harder than the toughest ten-pound bass in America. Bass and salmon soon wear themselves ont plunging hither and thither in vain efforts to escape the hook, but the catfish carefully husbands his strength. when he gets an opportunity,and when you; once hook a large oue it is simply a ques tion of haul out, or hauln, unless you pre fer to give him your bamboo and reel for desert. Mr. Johnson prefers real game fish, such as bass, pike and salmon, but has often been compelled to land a big blue or black-cat in order to save his line. A riSHEB'S PAEABISE. Near the village of Morravia on the Beaver, there is a large pond situated about 500 yards from the stream. This pond is fed by one of the largest springs in Law rence county, and, as the water is pure, pike, bass and salmon thrive in it, and grow to an immense size. Most of these fishes come into the pond during high, water, when the river sweeps over the bot toms, and not being able to escape after the sudden decline of the freshet, are compelled to remain there all summer. Several years ago Joe discovered that this pond was full of the choicest kinds of fish, and so successful was he in angling for ' them, that the oldest residents were aston- ' ished at the size and the number oi salmon, he captured there. His favorite stream, however, Is the Mahoning, which is noted for tbe larsa number of pike, salmon and bass that live in its waters. In the Shenango slackwater above New Castle there are some iqmense pike and salmon and Joe is a frequent visitor to that locality in the fishing season. "Uncle Sam' Smith, deceased, was also a successful angler in his time, a hale, hearty",' genial fellow, and since his dv, mise Joe has no rival worth mention ing in piscatorial prowess. Joe John son and "Uncle Sam" have brought to this city some of the finest strings of bass ever seen in Western Pennsylvania. Joe's fame as a successfnl angler is known all over Western Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio.rv-. He is now preparing his tackle for the uuuimg seosua, wnica oppns June i. ana ex- -J pects to capture many a splendid fish beiorejelj George Tennan and the Press Club. It will be a cold but mighty interesting -jjlj subject. George Kennan, the famous ex-,1 nlorer of Siberia, will handle it and msW-F it as warm as life Itself. "Camping Out in Siberia" will be the topic Keally, though Kennsn and his andience will campi)utria''t Lafayette Hall, under the auspices of the Pittsburg Press Club. The lecturer -fts booked for the evening of the 29th, aad promises a rare educational treat. -i MSB fUlBBB s sfMMBP