Xl " ' : THE PETTSBIffiGr DISPATCH, THURSDAY, APKLIi 18, 1889, Wfy B$pf4 ESTABLISHED FEBRUABY 8, 1S45, VoL , No. TO. Entered at Pittsburg FostoSce, Hovember 14, 1SS7, as second-clan nutter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. Hews Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average circulation of the dally edition of The Dispatch for lx months ending- April i,isse, 27,986 Coplei per tune. ATerage circulation of the Sunday edition f The Dispatch for March, 1SSB, 46,423 Copies per tune. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTAGI TBXZ IN .THE TOOTED STATES. DAILY DISPATCH. One Year t E CO DAH.TDisrATCH, Per Quarter.. . 2 CO DAH.TDlsrA.TCH, One Month. 70 Daily dispatch. Including Sunday, one year 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Bund-ay, per quarter .- 2 SO Daily Dispatch, Including Bandar, one month v. CO SUNDAY Disfatch, oneyear 2 E0 Wiixlt Dispatch, one year 1 25 The Daily DisrATcn It delivered by carrier! at U cents per week, orineludlngtheSundayedltlon, at 20 cents per week. POSTAGE All persons who malt the Sunday Issne of The Dispatch to friends should hear ta mind the fact that the post-a-a thereon Is Two (S) Cents. All doable aad triple number copies ot The Dispatch require a. 3-eent stamp to Insure prompt delivery. t PITTSBURG, THURSDAY, APE. 18, ISSl THE SIAKDABD'S LAST PLAx The report of the gobbling of the Lima oil field by the Standard, and its intention to use that odorous fluid for refining, in yes terday's Dispatch, evokes a variety of comment In (Standard circles the state ments are met by half denials, which are little less than admissions. The refining story is all nonsense, we are told; but the building of a pipe line from Lima to this section is correct. According to Standard authority this is to be done for transporting oil to Kew Torte, to be used there as fuel. The multiplication of declara tions that the Standard would never refine Lima oil would meet with more credit, if it were accompanied by explanations of the extraordinary steps which that combination has taken to prevent anyone elce from re fining Lima oil. If only loss and failure were to be attained by that attempt, why did not the monopoly let its rivals work out their own extinction by free effort in that direction. A more salient criticism of the story is that it is old news. It is true that the pol icy which it discloses is that ontlined by the acts of the Standard for the past two or three years. Its whole course showed that it intended to gobble the Ohio field and to use that as a lever to secure its hold on the Pennsylvania producers; but the ele ment of the news was in the indi cation of the triumph of that policy afforded by the new and mammoth-pipe-line project. The substantial truth of the report is shown by the Standard admissions and by the corroboration from Lima published to day. This was the danger which The Dis patch pointed out in connection with the shut-down -movement a year ago. The per tinence of the suggestion was- indicated by the unanimous barking set up at that time by the journalistic agents of the monopoly. APPEOACHTHG A COMBUJE. The milk dispute has reached a point , where the dealers express a willingness to pay the farmers their price, and the ship pers' agent loftily declares an intention to ell the milk direct and give the consumers the benefit of the dealers' profits. This sounds very much as if the dealers were pre pared to come down and the shippers were going to .scorn their advances in the interest of the dear public; but there is sounder reason to expect that when the dealers have made their full surrender they will be permitted to charge what they please, so long as they pay what the shippers please. The declaration of an intention to make business unprofitable always signifies an in tention that the public shall pay for it in the end. In this case the intention will be defeated by the stimulation ot fresh supplies; bnt it is interesting to notice how the stereo typed forms of combination have been re produced in petto. AEJ0E SAY Am) HCTSBUEG. A week from to-morrow has been desig nated by the Governor of Pennsylvania as Arbor Day, for the beautification of streets and homes by setting out plants and trees. The plan has been so far addressed espec ially to the schools of the State and in some towns it has been very successful in pro ducing a marked addition to the attractive ness ol public grounds. In Pittsburg comparatively little has been done, on account of the circumscribed surroundings of the schools. Brick court yards do riot afford first-class facilities for setting out trees, and the absence of parks has shut off the other vent for the energies of the scholars on Arbor Day. But the purpose of that festival should not be lost sight of. In the adornment of our streets by trees there is a work that could keep the whole population busy on Arbor Day for several years to come. During the period of coal smoke the trouble of keeping trees alive was so great that the idea of shade trees along the city streets was pretty well abandoned. In ad dition to that the confined space and en croaching pavements of many of our streets has added to the difficulty. But with the moke gone it should be possible to find room for foliage; and the work of supplying the city with them is about equal in magni tude and importance. Every tree that can be made to grow on our streets will ado Biaterially to their attractiveness, and there fore to the value of the property in the vi cinity. If Pittsburg can be made a city of trees, its beauties will be increased by a high exponent. This is a possibility of Arbor Day which should be recognized here. The city author ities and the public at large should take it in hand to encourage work for the orna mentation of the city. KB. WILLIAMSONS TITLE, Some pretty high-strung critics have been making a great to-do over the tact that the appraisement of the personal estate of the late L Y. Williamson, the Philadelphia philanthropist, shows that he had 'no clothes nor books worth mentioning. Though one of these commentators has striven to show that because Mr. William son's wealth did not procure for him fine raiment, therefore the Philadelphian might just as well have not accumulated ten millions of dollars or more, and though sev eral others lament the faet that the ap praisers did not find any books worth put ting a price on, in.Mr. Williamson's library, yet we do not, considering all" the circum stances, think it necessary to shed tears on either account. Mr. Williamson's life was usefully spent If he did not encourage the tailors, he did put life and hope into the hearts of number less widows and orphans. Again if his tastes were not of the kind that discover gratification in the formation of a gigantic library, it is certain that he built a better monument for himself in schools and hos pitals. It is not at all certain that it would be conducive to the world's happiness or prosperity if all its rich men spent their millions in sartorial extravagances, and in the accumulation of books.' The world is better for the bibliophile tendencies of a certain percentage of its inhabitants. But there are many other admirable pursuits, not essentially demonstrative of culture, perhaps, but inspired with the infinitely more valuable breath of Christian charity. Mr. Williamson without books and with no store clothes, was of much greater benefit to his fellowmen than a great many million aires whose houses have oostly libraries, and whose valets guard huge stores of fash ionable garments. AQUEOUS FEETHITY. The large proportion of inorganic, but not wholly innocuous matter which has been furnished to some parts of the city in the water pipes, is arousing considerable discus sion. The public is very apt to jump to the conclusion that it has paid money enough to secure clear drinking water; but the officials of the water bureau are equally prompt to explain that they are not responsible for the profitless expenditures of years ago, and that they are doing the belt that they can with their present facilities. There is evidence that clear water can be famished by an adequate system of settling and storage reservoirs, in the pertinent fact that while the rest of the city has been com plaining of a high degree of alluvial tritur ation, the sections supplied from the Her ron Hill reservoir have been enjoying perfectly transparent water. That it would cost a good deal of money to build an ade quate settling reservoir is beyond question, but it is not beyond question that it would be worth the money. Jar the meantime is it certain there is nothing that can be made to serve the pur pose? The Dispatch has several times urged the cleaning out of the Bedford ave nue basins, and their use as storage reser voirs when the direct supply was unavail able. An experiment of that sort would not be expensive, and might prove to con tain more desirable qualities than the river water does at present QUAY AS A EEF0EMEE. The plaint in which Senator Matthew Stanley Quay is reported as indulging, in an interview yesterday,is calculated to raise the hope that experience will convert our junior Senator into a civil service reformer. That would be a remarkable metamorphosis; but it is nevertheless the legitimate deduc tion from the fact that the Senator is dis gusted and overwhelmed with his experi ence in the role of spoils distributor. Senator Quay declares that half of the horrors of the state of siege from office seek ers has not been told. He asserts that they attack the fortress before breakfast and keep up the assault till the small hours beyond midnight Many of them are, in the opinion of the Senator, insane on the subject of get ting office; and it is calculated to grieve and injure the ambitious patriots who have been desirous of serving the country, to learn that the Senator regards the greater number of them as "not representative members of the party, but rather the scum of it" Such expressions sound so mugwumpish as to war rant a suspicion that a remarkable revolu tion is going on in the mind of the recent commander of the Bepnblican forces. The premises stated by Senator Quay are certainly such as to warrant some very sound conclusions. It is clear that a states man like the Beaver Senator, who should be permitted to give his exclusive attention to great subjects of legislation, and who has to consider laws, not only for the nation but for the State, should not be the subject of persecution from half-crazed office seekers. It also is plain enough that a system of or ganized importunity which shoves forward "the scum ot the party" is not calculated to produce a good condition of the public ser vice. Senator Quay is in a fair way to per ceive the falsity of the theory that Senators should have an appointing power; and even to go further and concede the virtues of a system that shall do away with all this place-begging by awarding positions on tests of ascertained fitness and making pro motions in accordance with the records of ability, fidelity and industry. Is the Senator going to become a civil ser vice reformer? He certainly seems to lay a pretty good foundation for that sort of opin ion, by his statement of experience. CABLE CBAETEES. The decision of Judge McPherson, in the case of the Lafayette Traction Company, of Easton, that charters under the act of 1878 are invalid, furnishes a possible explanation of the urgency with which legislation for the cable companies has been asked at tbis session. The inference that all the com panies in the State are affected by this ruling, would certainly warrant the man agers of all of them, in being very desirons to have a legal definition of their status. Of course the question will be taken to the Supreme Court; and, beyond that, the cable companies will be diligent in asking for a law under which they can organize, if Judge McFherson's decision is sustained. No xne will dispute that corporations performing such an unquestioned publio service as the cable companies do, are entitled to valid charters; but if legislation has to be enacted for them, it will afford a splendid oppor tunity to provide against the abuses of stock watering and combination to which the business seems especially prone at present It is stated that "a blow has been given to bimetalism" by the demonetization of silver in the little kingdom of Boumania. If the silver interests find out that Boumania has given a blow at them they will be likely to boycott that small Danubian monarchy. The pathetic case of General Bigel, ru ined and disgraced in his position of Pen sion Agent by the dishonesty of his sub ordinates, ought to teach the lesson that putting veteran soldiers in responsible posi tions is not even a kindness to them, unless they have the business ability to make sure that the work is properly and honestly done. . The Honse, at least seems to be in a fair way for doing something in the way of abol ishing wildcats, loxes and minks. Small favors are thankfully received. An example of popular looseness1 in dis cussing the Inter-State Commerce law is afforded in an editorial declaration of the St; Louis Globb-Dcmocrat, that "Judge Cooley's decision that railroad companies have no right under the Inter-State Com merce, law to make, excursion rates, maybe technically correct out it is certainly not warranted by the general spirit and purpose of the act" The allegation would be perti nent if the Globe-Democrat supplied the information, first, as to what decision Judge Cooley has made to that effect; and, second, how it could be "technically cor rect" when.the twenty-second section of the act expressly provides that "nothing in the act shall prevent the issuance of excur sion tickets." One of the unexpected and'eompensatory benefits ot the New York Centennial 4s in the recently developed fact that the newly discovered relatives of Washington are rather more numerous than the former mul tiplicity of Ms body servants. Ait interesting specimen of free trade logic is furnished by the esteemed Chicago Herald. It makes the rush oi settlers into Oklahoma, a foundation for the question: "If the contention that protected monopo lies enrich the farmer is true, why is it that so many people are thismoment getting as far away from these cormorants as possi ble?" Our lively cotemporary seems un able to perceive the recoil of this question, in the query: If the free trade contentions be true, that protection is at the expense of the agricultural interests, why do not the people who are rushing for new farms, in Oklahoma,, make a more decided rush into the industries that are protected by the tariff? The variety of deadly instruments which have been imported as a feature of the settle ment of Oklahoma, suggests that perhaps it is the intention to start a new agricultural industry by planting settlers on disputed claims. The learned demonstrations of the naval building experts in Washington, that not enough water could possibly have gotten through the hawse pipes of the wrecked Trenton to extinguish her fire, because the hawse pipes were furnished with patent rubber stoppers, is interesting in view of the manifest faet that the water did get in. Some time ago Mr. Dodd, of the Standard Oil Company, made a beautiful argument that monopolies could not be created in this country, because the laws were opposed to them. The Washington experts seem dis posed to rival Mr. Dodd, scientifically prov ing that the things cannot be done; which have been done. The reported'new departure of the Stand ard Oil Company into the refining of Lima oil.may reveal to the Pennsylvania producers a possibility of another and more prominent shut-down movement The reported construction of a "bicycle locomotive" is announced as intended to "create a revolution in railroading." If the new invention has the capacity of its prototype for producing- headers, it will create a great many more revolutions in railroading than the traveling publio is anxious to see. The recently reported disappearance of Senator Quay warrants an anxious inquiry whether he was among those Beaver fishermen upon whom the game laws have recently laid ruthless hands. Me. Bbovtx'b resolution for a ship canal survey trom Lake Erie to1 the Ohio river, might be productive of a great work, if it was guaranteed that the Beaver member would not kick, if it should be found that the best route was by the Allegheny river and Lake Chautauqua. PEOPLE OF PE0MINE50E. Sunset Cox is again on the lecture plat form. Caetee B. Hakrison of Murfreesboro, Tenn.,' the Pre&ldeat's brother, wants an office. He asks to be made a United States Marshal for the Middle District of Tennessee. His chances are considered good. The venerable Judge Thurman takes great comtort In smoking. The clears he prefers are 1 arge and strong, and he was seen to get away with two of them In less than two hours while on his recent visit to Washington. CoNQRESSitAN Sphinges, of Illinois, al though a Democrat, is a frequent visitor to the White House. He is on very intimate terms with the President Mr. Springer expects to take a trip to Alaska this summer. Ex-Govebnob Pobteb, the new American Minister to Italy, is a man of notably precise and accurate business habits. He does nothing hastily. It Is related that when he was Gov ernor if a commission for a notary public came to him with a misplaced comma In it a correc tion would nave to be made before he would sign it Fifty years or more ago P. T. Barnum was the editor of a paper In Danbury, Conn. He cut and slashed the corrupt officials so sav agely that he was arrested and lodged in Jal. The other day the old jail was torn down, and the public, in appreciation of the old editor, had a hadspmo cane made from one of the rafters and presented.to Barnum as a memento of the period. While Historian Bancroft now quite feeble, was walking on the arm of a valet in Washing ton the otber day, ex-Secretary Bayard espied him and stepped up to greet him. The two bookworms fairly hugged each other and ex changed terms of endearment that seemed to be culled from the vocabulary ol sweethearts. But even in an outburst of his affection the old historian is a great stickler for the proprieties. He had both gloves on, and Insisted upon tak ing the right one off before shaking bands. Mr. Wan amakeb loses no time during these frequent railway journeys between Philadel phia and Washington. "He and his private sec retary, Mr. Jones, always occupy a stateroom, shut off from the rest of the car; A satchel full of mail is brought along -when they leave on Saturday afternoon, and during the three hours' run to Philadelphia replies are dictated. When they start back on Monday morning Mr. Wanamaker spends sometime looking over the newspapers, which be does not see on Sunday, and then be plunges again into the endless task of answering his mall, A Quaker-City Malady. From the Chicago News.1 A frightful epidemic just now prevails in Philadelphia. The, patient during a meal is suddenly seized with violent convulsions. He grows red in the face and claws the air frantic ally, at the same time uttering terrifying sounds. Instant relief Is experienced, how ever, when the doctor arrives and removes from the sufferer's esophagus the offending shad bone. TSB PITTSBDRG STAGE. "The Mainline," a popular play, will be the next attraction at Harris'. Habby WnxiAM has a good bill this week, and his house is well filled every evening. The Casino has much that is curious and in teresting. Next week several novelties are promised. The Princeton College Glee Club gives a concert at the Pittsburg Club Theater this evening. Kellae, the renowned magician, will be at the Opera HouseneXt week. He is a thorough master of his art and never f all to amuse and mystify. Associated with him are a numb er of otber clever wonder-workers. The sale of seats for this engagement begins to-day. Next week the Hanlqns come to the Bijou. They are always welcome In Pittsburg, for the reason that they never disappoint their audi tors. A revised production of "I Voyage en Suisse" will be the bttl. The company includes a number ot well-known people, while the scenery Is said to be new and perfectly wonder ful in its way. The sale of seats opens to-day. THE TOPICAL TALKEB, A Market Basket NnUnnco-rl Memory of Blalor Omofaandro Odds and Ends. A xabkxt basket i tolerable only in a crowded railroad car when it is attached to !a very pretty girl when the basket la full of, corpulent packages the fair owner' must be a' beauty of the first class to escape the obsecra tions, none the less earnest because unspoken, of the passengers who trip over or are squeezed, cramped and punched by thablessed basket. Bnt when a positively ugly middle aged man drags into a railroad car filled to overflowing with tired citizens, a basket bursting with tin cans and other sharp-edged atrocities, deposits it in such a way as to occupy the best part of two whole seats, and then throws off the bur den ot moving that basket to allow the egress of passengers upon the unfortunates sitting opposite to him in the end seat of the car, he is such an unmitigated, impudent greedy nuis ance that the brakeman would confer a favor on mankind by throwing him and his casket off the train. Casually I may remark' that I met tbq nuis ance and was his for the space of a half noun on a Fort Wayne train two days ago. V SIDNEY OHOHUNDBO. fL,!. Mo glare In the sky, no smoke, no din, K o clatter of hoofs, no roll of wheels, No startling shout "Fall In! Fall In!" So thunder of cannon In deafnlng peals, Bnt the springtime sun, and a zephyr suave Kissing the rim of a peaceful grave. Hut be was a soldier, aye, and fought Not with the mules and the army trains, Bat where the shell and the saber sought Thellfe orthe trooper gripping the reins And gritting his teeth till the order came To charge through the storm ot steel and flame. And now to his rest m the friendly earth He goes, in the calm of an April day, When the oft spring air Is cloyed with mirth or birds, who are singing the rereUlee. No glare m the sky, no battle shout. But a comrade silently mustered out. It Is superb,, the expression of supercilious superiority that lights the face of the Califor man when you ask him casually to observe the lovely weather we are lucky enough to be hav ing just now. For instance, I chanced to remark without thought to Mr. Locke, the able and very agree able gontleman who is preparing the public of Pittsburg for.the great musical treat In store for us, to-wltthe May Festival I repeat I said to him a day or two agoi "Beautiful weather, isn't it J" To this tentative trifle of commonplace Mr. Locke replied with the look which I have at tempted to describe, "Ton must not talk of beautiful weather to me, sir; I am from Call forniar The words were few, but the look spoke whole volumes of weather statistics. V Matilda Awn sat upon the doorstep. She had been -cleaning house and weeping. Her face bore marks of both. A neighbor came over and sat down beside Matilda Ann, where upon the latter dried her eyes with her apron and gave a great gulp. "What's the matter, Tildle T" said the kindly neighbor. "Oh, here Fve been a-cleanin' bouse all day" (suppressed sobj, "an Bob's off on a tear again an' it's our weddln' annervers'ryl" "Dear! Dear!" "Yes, an' I don't believe Bob 'members any thin' about it I don't" And then Bob came around the corner, rather shaky, his hat on one side and dinged in at the top. On his left arm was about a yard of crepe tied in a bow. He had '"memberod the anni versary!" MBS, HARRISON'S GOOD SENSE Has Fat a Stop to Indlscrimlnnte Hand shaking and Baby Kissing-. Washington, April 17. Mrs. Harrison has shown her pluck and a due regard for her health most emphatically by announcing that the custom of handshaking at publio receptions is, so far as she Is concerned, vetoed. She be lieves that handshaking had as much to do with her recent illness as anything else. Mrs. Cleveland saved herself a great deal of the physical pain of con tinuous, handshaking oy reaching out and grasping the hands before their owners had a chance to squeeze her slender fingers. It was this shrewdness on her part that made each caller think that especial clasp was meant for him, together with the bright glance which for the moment he was fool enough to appro priate. Mrs. Harrison cannot grasp the hand in this masterful way, because her own hand is too small. The good sense of the first lady in the land Is evident in another particular. She will not allow any one to kiss the White House babies. Benjamin, Marthena and Mary are an unkissed trio, and they have their grandmother to bless for it Benjamin has been trained. When a caller rushes to him with a gurgling "I'm doln' to put a kiss wight on ooritty mouf," Master Benjamin rushes to the nearest lap and buries his r,itty mouf." When he thinks the danger is over he looks around at grandmamma, wno, quite on the sly, smiles approval at her grand eon's breach of manners. A DECIDED FALLING OFF. Messrs. Wanamaker and Clarkson Show Signs of Losing Their Grip. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. , Washington, April 17. One hundred and forty-seven postmasters, all told, was the out come of the labors of MesssrS. Wanamaker and Clarkson for the last 24 hours. This is a considerable falling off from the two days pre ceding, but even this pace will give LOOOre movals for the week, If it be maintained. ('Fol lowing are the appointments for Pennsylva nia : .J John Eberle, Cottage; Thomas Stephens, Coopersburg; W. T. Voorbles, Ernst Smithfield; Mrs.M. Parkinson, Larimer Station) K. D. -Himes, McAllisterville: Adam Snvder, Manor dale; David Scheetz, Mountalnsvllle: William Watson, Mt. Chestnut; J. G. Cook. Now Alex ander: Joseph Bobbins, Bobbins Station; Mrs. Ella L. Foster, Rural: W. H. BrewsteA. Sblr leysburg: H. R. Harriet, State LtneJoseph Kanffman. Tilden: C. M. Plthiek. Tvlersville. J. A. Perrill, at Newberg, was-the only Appoint ment zor w est v irginia. She Deserves the Money. From the Chicago Tribune! T James Gilbert of SmithvWe, ArK, puts in a claim for the 850 offered by the tittle Rock Gazette for the largest family in Arkansas. He is the father of 17 children. The mother of the whole 17 is still alive, and if Mr. Gilbert wins the prize and doesn't turn every cent of it over to her he will be one pf the meanest men that ever lived in Arkansas, which is saying a great deal. r Simply Awlnl. J From the Chicago Ncws.J I Jay Gould has lately declared that Kew York is good enough for him. A more startling con fession of moral depravity probably was never made. Walt a Little LongAr. From the Indianapolis Journal.! If you must go to Oklahoma) wait. There will be plenty of land for sale (there cheap a year hence, ana stm more five years hence. DEATHS OF A DAT. Brigadier General S. K.yJawon. Special Telegram to The Dispatch! Nzw YOEK, April 17. Brigadier General Sam uel Kennedy Dawson died at his house lu Orange, M.J this morning. He was born Vn Fennsylvanla about 60 years ago, and was graduated from West Point in 18. During the Mexlckn War he was ?iromoted for bravery on the battlefield. "He fought he Bemlnoles In Florida from 1S51 'to 1858, and in 1859 helped chase Cortlna's Mexican marauders back borne. During the Rebellion be was bre vetted Brigadier General for bis bravery at Tort i'lckens and Chlckamauga. He retired from the army in aiv. Dr.J.Leland Miller. GEIAT BABRIKQTOX, Mass.. April 17. Dr. J. Leland Miller, the wealthiest resident of Sheffield, died at bis home In that place, last night aged 77. Be served In the Mexican War as surgeonA He re cently gave 140,000 to Williams Collece,and be con tributed liberally toward building the 4)rvllle Dewey Memorial .Hall here, and to the chorchei. 218 leaves w nuc. George Pent. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. DBAVOSBcaa. April )7.-George Feats, aged "rears, lonnerly employed as Government Utorel keener of Allegheny County, and an old and rel spected citizen of this place, died to-day. He will be purled bytne anights orrythlas on Thursday. Mrs. J. C Feblger. WASirWGTOW. April 17,-Mrs. Teblger, wife or .Bear Admiral John C. Feblger, who- was thrown from her carriage and badly Injured Sunday even ing, died at an early hour this morning. LOVES OF GREAT MEN, Interesttnk Passages Brew tke Uvea ef Bona Writers and Composers-Walter Scott's First Iove Sobabert's Dream of Passloa Daudet's Wife. , .One Sunday young Walter Scott ofleiedWfl umbrella to a young lady of much .beauty who was coining out of church during a Shower. The umbrella was graciously accepted and Bcott fell In love with the borrower, who turned out to be Margaret daughter of Sir John Belches, His attentions to the lady continued, for about stx years, when she married a banker, who proved to be one of Scott's most generous friends when his time of troubles came. The story of this, his first and only deep passion, is recorded in the diary that Scott kept in 1827, from which it would seem that there may have been some misunderstanding between the yonng people. Probably it was pride which led him to en gage himself, within a year, 'to Mademoiselle Charpentler, or Miss Carpenter, as she was usually called, the daughter of a French Roy alist who had died early in the revolution. She made, on the whole, a very good wife, only one to be protected by Scott from every care, and not one to share his deeper anxieties, or to par ticipate in his dreams. et Mrs. Scott was not devoid of spirit and self-control. For instance, when Jeffrey, hav Ing reviewed "Marmlon" in the Edinburgh Hetieu, in that deprecating and omniscient tone which was then considered the evidence orcritical acumen, dined with Bcott on the very day on which the review bad appeared. Lady, then Mrs. Scott, behaved to him through the whole evening with the greatest politeness, but fired this parting shot m her broken Eng lish as he took his leave: "Well, good nlgbt, Mr. Jeffrey dey tell me you have abuse Scott In de Review, and 1 hope Mr. Constable has paid you very well for writing it." The French writer, Alphonse Daudet, had determined to remain a bachelor, because he was afraid that if be made a wrong step In tn2rriage he might dull bis imagination; but on being introduced to Mademoiselle Julie Al lard, who loved literature and was a charming writer and critic herself, his fear was removed. The nnlon proved a very happy one, and the picture of the two at work Is an attractive bit of biography. "She has been," says his brother, "the light of his hearth, the regulator of his work and the discreet counselor of his inspira tion. There is not a page that she has not re vised, retonched and enlivened; and her hus band has borne witness to her devotion and In defatigable collaboration in the dedication of 'Nabob,' but she would not allow this dedica tion to appear." Once, it Is related, he had a sentimental and dramatic scene with his wife, concerning which he remarked: "This seems, my dear, like a chapter that has slipped out of a novel," "It is more' likely, Alphonse," was the reply, "to form a chapter that will slip into one." The Countess Caroline, an enthusiastic. girl of great beauty, Decame the object of Schubert's romantic passion. His exterior was anything but that of an ideal lover. Bude, unshapely features, thick nose, coarse, protruding mouth and a shambling awkward figure were re deemed only by eyes of uncommon splendor and depth. The inexperienced maiden, belong ing to a haughty family, hardly understood the devotion of the humbly born genius. Only once ha was on the verge of a full revelation. She asked him why he had dedicated nothing to her. With abrupt, passionate Intensity of tone Schubert answered: "What's the use of thatt Everything belongs to yon." This brink of confession seems to have frightened him from any further intercourse with the family, yet he never forgot his beautiful dream or loved another woman. Beethoven used to speak in passionate utter ances pf a certain countess, Glulietta Guic clardi, calling her his "immortal beloved," "his angel," "his all," "his life." It was to her that he dedicated his song "Adelaida," which, as an expression of lofty passion, is world famous. The charming countess, however, preferred rank, wealth and unruffled ease to belnz linked even with a great genius If, indeed, the affair ever looked in the direction of marriage. She married another, and Beethoven doe3 not seem to have been seriously disturbed. It may be that, like Goethe, he valued the love of woman not for Itself or lu direct results, bnt as an art stimulus wblcb should enrich and fructify bis own Intellectual life. Haydn marrledya hairdresser's daughter, who had a dismal, mischievous, sullen nature, a venomous tongoe and a savage temper. So intolerable didjne at last become that he had to separate fvm her. Almost eq Ally unfortunate was Weber. He was wont tojKy:' "Tobe.a'jrue artist you must be a true nan." But the' beautiful singer, Gretchenvith whom he f ell in love at Stutt gart, however she may have consoled his somewhat arid life, was not a beneficial influ ence, torshe led him into many tad extrava gances and an unwholesome taste for playing the cavalier. H. D. EDSELLE'S SOCKET. The Latest Flying Machine a Dead Boll- Invented by Billy Florence. Front the Chicago ews.J Our valued friend, Mr. William J. Florence, the comedian, is a gentleman whose humor is ofa peculiar kind. He loves a practical joke. and he enjoys it most when its authorship re mains a dark, impenetrable mystery. It is ai rways a pleasure to betray a friend who takes such delight in selling his fellow mortals, we take Immense satisfaction, therefore, in expos ing the practical joke which Mr. Florence has played with more or less success upon several communities wjthln the last five years. .Mr. Florence's scheme has been to advertise the "ascension of a human rocket," and to at tract tocethetat a given time at a stated place an enormous crowd of people anxious to see the sight of a man who, tied to an enormous rocket, blazes away from earth to a preposter ous height and subsequently descends safely br means of a paraohute. Our ingenious friend told us all about this hoax when he was last in Chicago, and he gave a graphic description of the crowds that waited patiently for the "hu man rocket" that never came. This was Mr. Florence's Idea of an ideal joke. While he was in the Northwest last winter the Minneapolis Tribune (January 13) printed a long and bar rowing description of the human rocket, and gave several woodcuts of the alleged machine in operation. The description and illustrations purported to have come directly from the in ventor of the rocket, Prof. D. Edaelle, at that time said to be a sojourner in Minneapolis. Mr. Florence has now reached-Northern New York, and, of course, his hoax is with him. Yesterday morning the daily papers all over the country printed telegrams from Buffalo, giving information about the remarkable Invention of a Prof. D. Edselle, which was to be exhibited at the International Exposition. Well, of course thousands of credulous peo ple will believe tblsiyarn and willponr into Buf falo for the purpose of seeing D. Edelle and his preposterous machine. And Mr. William J. Florence will meanwhile laugh, laugh and grow fat. It seems strange that so few folk sbouldbave recognized the "dead sell" in that peculiar name, D. Edselle. A LEGAL BTATB HOLIDAY. Governor Denver's Washington's Inaagnra- tlon Centennial Proclamation. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Habiusburg, April 17. The announcement was made a short time ago by Governor Beaver that the President having declared the 80th of April a legal holiday, no proclamation from him was necessary.. Tbis statement of the Governor did not appear to meet with general favor, and to-day he Issued the following pro clamation: "Whxbeas, the President of the United States, by his proclamation bearingdate the 4th day of April, A. D. 1389, did recommend to tbe people of the United States that on the 30th day of April, at the hour of 9 o'clock in the morning, they repair to their places of divine worship, to implore the favor of God that the blessings of liberty, prosperity and peace may abide with us as a people, and that His hand may lead us In the paths of righteousness and good deeds; and "Whereas, Doubts have arisen as to whether or not this appointment and recommendation is sufficient to constitute the said 30th day of April a general holiday in the Ordinary legal acceptation of that term; and "Whereas, It Is Important for the business Interests of tbe Commonwealth that there should be certainty thereto, now, therefore, Be It known, that in pursuance of the provi sions of the act of the 2d of April, A. D. 1873. and in recognition of the recommendation of the President of the United States, I do hereby designate the said 80th day of April. A. D. 1889, as a day of general thanksgiving for the bless ings of constitutional government which bare for a century beeu uninterruptedly enjoyed by our people, to tbe end that there may be a gen eral cessation of business upon that day, and that the same may be regarded as a legal holi day." We Can So Without It. im the Chicago Inter-Ocean.3 the proposition to "call Congress together In October," a multitude el abed people will say don't MITfiOPOLITAN MILASQE. lost His I4a While Saving a CMli. f HIW-TOKX BUXXAU STXCTAUM New York, April 17. A hero elad la brown, greasy overalls, a checked jumper and adirty cap. was killed iff tBeyard of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company id Jersey City," this morning; while saving the1 life of a little child. He was Patrick McAtamney, a switchman. A 10-year-old boyj Who was picking up coals on the track before McAtamney' switch house, did not notice a swiftly approaching locomotive. Mc Atamney shouted a warning. The child did not hesr him. 'McAtamney 'jumped to the track, right before tbe locomotive, pushed the boy from it and In almost the same instant was struck down and crushed to death. Mo Atamney wasM5years old, and he had bSes in the employe of the Pennsylvania Railway 30 years. A Timely Display af.ReHes. A big exhibition of centennial relics will he opened at the, Metropolitan Opera House to morrow evening. Some of the gems of the collection are Governeur Morris' wooden leg, Washington's camp service and drees sword, a utograplf letters of Washington,-John Andre, Benedict Arnold, Burgoyne, Paul Jones, nd John Hancock; copies of nearly all the Ameri can periodical of revolutionary days, and the most famous" portraits of Washington, Tbe exhibition fills five large rooms. Boston Wants Improved Street Cars. Seventeen Boston alderman came to the city tbis morning to inspect the system of electric storage batteries lu use on the Fourth Avenue surface cars here. If they consider the system a success they will allow Boston streetcar com panies to adopt it Cat Brce Back Home Agate. Colonel Calvin cl-Brice has returned from a six week's trip to Cuba, Nassau, and south Am erica. Ho left the yacht Meteor, upon which he made tbe voyage, at Brunswick, Ga., and came home by ran. The Dinner to Mr. Cleveland. The commmlttee in charge of the dinner which UWbe given to ex-Presldtnt Cleveland by the Young Men's Democratic Club finds that more than GOO persons wish to take part in the demonstration Thebanquet will probably be given in the Metropolitan Opera House, so that ample accommodation my be provided. Blew Id His Money and Out His Brains. William Gould, 60 years old, blew out his brains with a revolver at an uptown hotel, this morning. Mr. Gould was once a prosperous tobacco dealer. -He lost bis money in specula tion, and was forced to sell out his business. Some months ago" he got. together a few hun dred dollars, and went to Pennsylvania to speculate in oik He was unsuccessful. He came back to the city last night almost penni less ana aesponaent. - EBL1CB OF WASHINGTON. Some of the Koterv orthy Feutnres of the Centennial Exhibition. TSxw Yoke, April 17. The loan collection of portraits, relics and silverware ot Washington and his time, which will be one of the pleasant- est features of tbe centennial celebration, will be open for exhibition in tbe assembly rooms of the Metropolitan Opera House to-night. A press view of the articles, all of which are connected with tbe earliest day of American independence, was given this afternoon and although all the pictures are not yet in place, enough ars hung to give an idea of what the exhibit will look like. The portraits, of whloh there are over 60 of Washington, are hung in three rooms and the exhibition of newspapers by the Fellowcraft Club, the silverware and relics, occupy two more. The relics of Washington are numerous and comprise everything from his sword and cloth ing to the trappings of his bona. Among the finest of the portraits ot Washington in exist ence are two by John TrumbulL They are owned by Edmund Law Rogers, of Baltimore, and tbe city ofNew York, and botn are in the collection. AIDING TBE NEWSPAPERS. Trainmen Allowed Hereafter to Carry Spa clal Correspondence on Any Trala. Washington-, April 17. The Postofflce Do-. partment onclals have rescinded an order is sued during tbe last administration, having for its object the discouragement of the practice by trainmen of carrying special newspaper cor respondence and other matter on other than mall trains. It is said at the department that there are a very large number of small towns throughout the country which have meager telegraph facilities. In many of these villages the post and telegraph offices close early, and to prohibit trainmen from carrying to the neighboring town or city small packages con taining, -possibly, information of the highest general Importance, is regarded as unwise and unjust. The newspapers of the country, it is main tained, should receive every possible facility for obtaining and disseminating the news of the day, and to this end trainmen will be en couraged to lend their aid. LAMAR'S LONG HAIE. Secretary Noble Explains Why His Prtde cessor Didn't Go to ths Barber's. Trom the Washington Post. Mr. Peixotto, tbe young New York artist called upon Secretary Noble at his rooms in the Arno one evening last week. The two gentlemen had met before and sat down to talk together. "I was up at yonr office at 10 o'clock this morning," said Mr. Peixotto, "but did not go in, as there was such a crowd of people who bad business with you, while I had none." "Yes, I do have something of a crowd there these days, bnt I want you to come soma time and see tbe pictures of my predecessors. I can't say much of them as works of art hut they make a very good frelze for my office.'' Mr. Peixotto remarked that he had a com mission to paint Justice Lamar's portrait "By the. way," said the Secretary, "did yon ever hear how Justice Lamar came to wear his hair so lengt" Mr. Peixotto admitted that he bad never learned the reason. "Well,'' said tbe Secretary, '"Justice Lamar once happened to be Secretary of the Interior, and didn't have time to get his hair out. You see that mine is down to my shirt collar already. It will soon be on my shoulders." In a State ot Uncertainty. from the Detroit Free Press.i Under the law of Kew Hampshire a man who takes out a marriage certificate has three days in which to substitute tbe name of another girl, if he should change hi mind. That's the sort of State to live hi. FEES ADS FOR WANAHAEEB. Okaha Serald: It Is hinted- that Wana maker may leave the Cabinet before many months? Eh bienl as Mike Lee would say. Chicago Timet: Every Washington dispatch touching Illinois affairs begin with tri state ment: "Congressman went to the Post ofilce Department to-day." Boston Heraldi The Old Roman's caustio allusion to Postmaster General Wanamakers haberdashery business may. have been Inspired oy tbe discovery that he doesn't keep a stock of bandannas. New Yobk rforld: Another banquet to Pott master General Wanamaker is to be given In Philadelphia. Wanamaker is not a jester, bnt it'behoovesblm to become a digester if this sort of thing continues. "NEW Yobk World: Postmaster General Wanamaker advertisement in a Quaker City newspaper has the following announcement: "Spring overcoat trade at full tide. The new coats stamped all over with good style." The Postmaster General shows his cleverness in stamping bis new coats with that which catches the public It Is evident that Wanamaker knows all about stamus. St. Louis Republic. Oneent postage is a plank that stick to the Republican Chicago platform. Mr. Wanamaker is a business man, planted firmly on that platform. He has noth ing to do but attend to tbe business -ot tbe de partment His able First Assistant will attend to the pottoffices. Everybody who writes let ters U waiting to bear from Mr. Wanamaker. We hear from Clarkson every day. Assoir Beacon; It would probably strike tbe foreign visitor, who got bis knowledge of mat ters and things in tbe United States from what be read in the newspapers, that a religious man in the public service 1 about a great a rarity In this country as the kind of man Diogenes was searching for as he, poked about Athens, and that the American people couldn't get over talking about one of this rare speele wbea wWy XQtUMI BflB r OTII0U8 C0NBEIT8ATI0Ii8.V. .," - - Judge Park, of Korwfch, Conn.', granted 12 divorce in one day recently. Over 2,560 treat were taken in Big Spring ortek, sear, Newvjlle, Pa, on Monday. Josiah Anderson, the giant of Marion county, Kansas, was killed by lightning. He was 6 feet and 7 laches high. Mr. Gardner Carr, a Wyoming' county widower of 70, in visiting Dalton, Luzerne county.f or the- first time met Mrs. Gay Adams, a widow, and in three days they were married. A wide-awake Steelton grocer offered 13 pounds of white sugar for SL A rival, bear ing that sugar bad gene up, bought 140 pound of the wide-awake sugar by proxy. A coolness has resulted. Mr..Boher and Miss Casenins had. a license and were nearing a preacher's house in Bedford, Pa., a few night since, when the lady's heart failed her. she dropped his arm, and took flight for her home. Isaac Keim, of Reading,- baa the far of tbe largest fox ever killed on the Blue Mount ains; Tbe length, with tall, is over, four feet Tbe fur shows that the animal was a cross be tween tbe red ana gray foxes. 'A rosy-looking Chester county man stayed soma-time in a Pottstowu hotel, leaving hi borse unhitched. When be came out brushing bis mustache, the well-informed ani mal awaited him some distance up the street' before another hotel. The constable of Everett, Pa,, was or dered out of a bouse In that town but refused to go. The mistress attacked him with a broom and broke it up over nim. Then she took up tbe mush paddle and used It with such good effect that the officer obeyed orders and de parted. A yonnff man giving the name of Henry Banks, visited Mount Holly, N J., several months ago and made preparations for hi death. Two weeks ago bis grave was dng at hi direction, and Monday he died from consump tion,' without disclosing any information about himself. Lightning acted strangely in a Middle town (Fa.) barn. One large steer next to the wall was found dead, two next without a hair singed, while tbe fourth was killed outright Then it crossed the entry and performed the same feat tbe one next the wall and the third one being killed. Of all the war vessel of the United States tbe largest and most powerful will be tbe Maine. She will be 310 feet long, with a breadth of 57 feet a displacement of 6,513 tons and a borse power of 9,060. She will have two battertes.and ber armor will be U inches thick. She win be a very ngly customer for any hos- tile vessel to attack. Peter Berger, of New York, was pre sented with an old Iron safe which was consid ered useless. He tried to sell it to a junk dealer, bnt tbe latter found it too heavy to carry away. So Peter gave It to his son. The boy. very naturally, tried to find what was in side tbe safe. He broke it open and found a lot of old silver worth $300. A Dnbuque newsboy got even with a deadbeat in great shape. The man owed the boy for papers and would not pay him. The boy wrote to his (the boy') brother, who is at tending ichool in Indiana, telling about tba action of ths customer, and one day last week the man received a box by express marked "C O. D." The express charges amounted to sev- . era! dollars, and upon opening tbe box it was found to be full of bricks. George Baisden, oi Starke, Fla., while holding a chicken roundup the other day saw a little chick that had only one wing. This was on tbe back, like the dorsal fin of a fish. Tbe leg were placed where tbe wings sbouldbave been. But as this arrangement made him top heavy behind, another pair ot legs and feet were tacked on to the end of the body. The little fellow hopped like a toad, sat down on his haunches and scratched with his forefeet. Sometimes be would fan himself with the wing. In the flower yard of Mrs. E. Swann, of Lexington, Ga., is growing a pretty euonymus bush in the shape of a large arm chair. Its shape was only discovered a short while ago, and when trimmed and trained will be an al- most perfect figure. Growing in the same yard Is a flower of an unknown name that captures humming birds. This flower Is quill-shaped, and when the birds insert their bills tbey be come sometimes so securely fastened that the birds are unabl to withdraw them. Several r have been captured in this way. An interesting case, growing out of the will of the late J. C. Stllson. has just been filed in the Circuit Court at Galesburg, III. The Buit is brought by Anna Stllson, a daughter by Mr. Stllson's first wife. Mr. Stllson left a large estate, and in his will made provision for his wif and three children. He states that Anna shall receive bnt (100 in case she marries Samuel Unger, a yonng man with whom she has been keeping company for some time and to whom she is engaged to be married. The case promises to be along contested one. The following make story is told by a South Haven, Mick, paper: "The first of tbis week Mort Hopkins was out with bis rifle looking fdr squirrels and other game, when right In front of him be saw some snakes. Mow listen, and get this right, so you will not stretch our story in trying to tell it He shot one of them some six or eight Inches from the head, paralyzing all below that point. The others ran let than a yard from the wounded one, formed a semicircle with their heads to the front, and lay there until Mort loaded and fired ten times, killing a snake each time, making 11 snakes that we can have any time we go after them." George Gray, an employe of Farmer Bull. nearPine Mill, Pa., was hauling stones in the field, and while overturning a pile of them was attacked by a weasel and bitten on ths arm. The taste of blood seemed to increase the fury of the weasel, and Gray had all bo could do to keep it from springing on his throat; Ha at last succeeded In stunning tbe weasel by a kick, and was about to hurry to the house to have his wounds dressed when six otber weasels, one after the other, trooped from the stonepile and made a combined at tack on Gray. They swarmed upon him. biting -and tearing bis flesh on the legs, arms and body. Fearful for bis Ufa. Gray turned and fled, followed by tbe weasels, which chased him clear to the honse, over half a mile. Inflict ing still further wounds with their sharp teeth. Gray's shouts for help brought three men to his assistance. The weasel were finally routed, but not until tbe men were covered with blood from head to foot. Gray has been confined to bis bed ever since. FUNNY METS FANCIES. It is a wise child that goes out of the room tolangh when the old man mashes his thumb. Trrrt Haute Exprttl. Samoan Commissioner Bate sailed with his fellbV-commlsslonen for Europe on Satur day. Bis contribution to tbe Century will proba bly be succeeded by a contribution to the Atlantic itoston Herald. The Secret Out "It alwayjdld puzzle me to see how these astronomers can foretell eclipses so long before they happen.' "Sura, that's alsy enough. All they have to do is to borry somebody's almanac.1' CMcago Tri bune. lime Brings Wisdom. Jack Borrowit (furiously) To think of itl There's TwitchelL r"'s my frleud of five years, refused me a paltry fio loan this morning. Lambrequin Maybe that's became he's known you fire years. Lift No Shamming There. Bagley I nnder standyourwife Is sick. Bailey Yes, she hasn't spoken a word for three days. Bagley-By gracious I She mart be a pretty sick woman. TAt Epoch. It Was Time to Pay His Bills. Gold smith Mr. Smart, why are you like a lane calt- oer cannon wnsn you leave my store? smart i aon'i Know. I give It up. Goldsmith Because you always go off with a heavy cbarffC-Jetetfer' Weetly. A Case in Point Uncle Tom Got any- -( thing to do to-morrow, Jack? Jack Yes; I've got to go downtown to try a ' ease. Uncle, Tom Then you've got a client at last? Jack-Oh, this ease isn't In court; It's at a wlaa jnercBAnt's.-ZV. "Tour part of the country is developing ripldly, is It not?" was asked of a Missouri man, "Oh. ves. mlihtr fait Whv. sir. only a lew years ago we still used the old-fashioned pepper box, but w now have double-aenon revolvers that would reflect credit on any community." Jrtantaw Traveler. Just before his death, a man in New Haven ordered a sum of money to be laid out In beer for tbe mourners at his funeral, thus depart ing from lire and the mailorder of things at ths same time. Generally, the bier Is laid out tor tha' corpse, hut. In this case, the corpse laid out fer ths beer, Salttmert American. Xjp xo THS SCSATCE. Three Warren dames at break of day Awoke and went to the garden, ay, As4jsaaetB.embedinafeml)laway -' And pnt la the seeds to match, Three hungry hens, who stood doss by, . Watehed ths business with twtakllag eye; When the dames got tarouk three he ay Boldly walked up to the tentea. , ' y. ' wwfTsis tTV.jxsrror. ' : L