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CAENXGIE AND TEE BAHBOADS. Mr. Andrew Carnegie's response, else where, to the editorial reference in The Dispatch of yesterday, to "the common understanding that he was one of the prime agents in destroying the South Penn enter prise,' is an interesting and important ad dition to the records of that apparently dead and buried project. The Dispatch is certainly not desirous of misrepresenting Mr. Carnegie, nor has it wished to believe the reports which created the common understanding referred to, and which haTe remained uncontradicted till now. It is ranch more pleasant to receive Mr. Carnegie's assurance that he was a de voted and unswerving friend of the project, and only succumbed to the adverse fates which decreed the death of that enterprise. Mr. Carnegie's declaration of his own frame of mind is one of the highest authorities at tainable on that point It must be accepted as conclusive, although he declines to pro Ions an unpleasant controversy by answer ing in detail the allegations on which the theory of his friendship to the Pennsylvania Railroad has been based. It is all the more grateful to accept this declaration of Mr. Carnegie's attitude, be cause his declaration in favor of State legislation to prevent discriminations and secure equitable rates on Pittsburg freight is an indorsement of the position which The Dispatch has constantly held for many years. This is not merely a question of commercial and industrial profits; it is a question of public justice and enforcement of fundamental law. One of the greatest restraints on the Pennsylvania Railroad's supremacy in this State would have been the creation of a competing line through the State; but it has always been our con tention that the requirements of the Con stitution on the regulation oi our corpora tions should be enforced by statute law. 5Ve have urged that principle in season and out ot season; and when Mr. Carnegie de clares his intention of taking up that fight we are glad to welcome him as an invalu able ally to the good cause, as Ve have done before. "Whatever allegations there may be as to the manner in which the South Penn was done to death, Mr. Carnegie's present position is indisputably right. THE DIS PATCH always has been and always will be ready to join hands with any one who is ready to support that issue. THE PETITION HABIT. A story disseminates itself over the country from "Washington that Hicks, of Wisconsin, who has just been nominated for Minister to Peru, is an accident of the petition habit. The number of those who have ever heard of Hicks is very small; but from some quarter it is told that Hicks while carrying around his petition met Senator Sawyer and asked him to sign it Signing was the easiest way for Sawyer to get out of the scrape, and so the Sena torial signature went on Hicks' petition with a very Indefinite knowledge as to who Hicks was. "When the petition reached J,h President he concluded that Sawyer's sig nature ought to vouch for Hicks, and the latter got the plum. Sawyer did not know what it all meant until he "was confronted with his own signature, and then he could say no more. Hicks will gnide our diplo macy with Peru, and lawyer has no re venge except to take it out of Murat Halstead. A QUESTION 0E CaIIBER The difference that can be exhibited in the methods of asserting dignity, is p:rti nently set forth by the Philadelphia , Times with a couple of reminiscences of Lincoln and Grant, to which the attention of the Senators is respectfully directed. During the war, General Hooker in dulged in some very injudicious criticisms of President Lincoln's administration, and even hinted at the establishment of a mili tary dictatorship. Mr. Lincoln's sole no tice of this outbreak was when he appointed Hooker Commander of the Army of the Potomac, and suggested to him that only victorious Generals could become dic tators. . Admiral porter at one time wrote some letters viciously attacking General Grant "When Parragut died and the promotion of Porter to his" position byOrant as Presi dent was under consideration these letters were brought out, and Porter hastened to Grant to explain and apologize. Grant re fused to listen to him and took action by promptly sending his. nomination to the Senate. These illustrations of how some great leaders are able to separate their personal feelings from the public service should be studied by the-Senate. But it is doubtful whether it will do any good. The element that is necessary to make the Senators per ceive that their personal spites are not a public affair, is caliber. EEATS AND CHAMPAGNE. "When the Pour Hundred of Hew York City and the less gilded but more combative Legislature of New York State come into conflict the latter are triumphant That is at least the outcome of the great struggle over the right of the statesmen to free seats on the grand stand at the inauguration cen tennial. The legislators have, in this case, vindi cated their majesty. The aristocratic plot to exclude the representatives of the people from the stand has been defeated, and if the eagle, does not scream, it can be taken as beyond question that the roosters are crow ing. The lights of Murray Hill must sub- mit to be elbowed by Hon. Michael Mur phy and Drydollar Sullivan, together with their wives, sisters, cousins and aunts, or stay out of the show. One thousand seats was the tribute paid. by the conquered Pour Hundred to the victorious legislators, and at that price peace reigns once more. Perhaps the aristocratic surrender would not have been quite so complete if the mental powers of their leaders had not been struggling with another mighty problem. The question as to the kind of champagne to be served at the centennial banquet has been agitating the New Yorkers. A .large element of public opinion calls for sweet ness and light in its champagne. But the stern McAllister sets a high standard for the occasion, and demands that the princi ple of drinking extra dry champagnes must be adhered to, with such firmness as to produce the shocking suggestion that he is an agent in disguise for his favorite brands. "When this forms the .subject of editorial discussion it is evident that the metropolitan mind is so engrossed with this topic that it cannot be expected to keep the legislators in their proper, or improper, place. "With such details does New York intro duce its Centennial celebration. They are certainly successful in marking the fact that they are an entire century distant from the days of our fathers. SONS OF THEIR FATHERS. Some of the rather sharp comments on the feature of appointments which are awarded by virtue of the recipients' parent age calls forth the Brooklyn Eagle to the defense. This apology commences with de claring: "The worthy and accomplished son of Abraham Lincoln will go to London just as the modest and scholarly son of Ulysses S. Grant will go to Vienna. There is a fragrance of sentiment in these nomi nations. There is no principle of heredity in them, proletariat alarms to the contrary notwithstanding." Prom which the ao7e goes on to argue that the greatness of men's fathers should not prevent their sons from serving the public Certainly not No one has ever claimed that it should. Mr. Lincoln's appointment has received universal commendation be cause the character of the recipient has been established by his own efficiency and ability in private as well as-public life. But when it is asserted that there is "afragrance of sentiment," but "no principle of heredity" about these appointments, it becomes perti nent to ask what the sentiment is in the case of Colonel Grant, for instance, except that of rewarding the son with public place on account of the great services of the father? What is that but the principle of heredity? The sons of eminent sires are just as much entitled to political preferment, when they have proved their ability and integrity, as any one else who has done the same. The sons who have not that ability or integrity should be mercifully kept in the back ground. Any other rule of action is a de parture from the principles of democracy toward those of privilege. THE EDITOB IN POLITICS. In reply to some comments about the favor which the Republican administration is showing toward editors, the New York Sun says,: "The Post-Express would have done well to wait until the nomination of Mr. Halstead had been disposed of in the Senate before concluding that the editor is in much higher favor in the Republican party than in the Democratic." But this ray of the brilliant Sun appears to over shoot the faot that the great mass of votes against Mr. Halstead's confirmation were those of the Democratic Senators. "Whether this was due to the general Democratic opposition to the profession in which "ghoulish glee" abounds, or to sympathy with the venerable Payne, or to the old grudge against Halstead's rampant Repub licanism, is not decided; but at present the balance is decidedly on the side of the Re publicans, as regards holding the editors in favor. That is, of course, the editors of Republican organs. Pbesidekt Habkisojt having demon strated that Blaine is not entirely running this administration, Postmaster General Wanamaker seems to be taking his turn with a little evidence to the effect that Sen ator Quay is not operating the Postoffice Department at present. The difference between what a man asks at the start, and what he is willing to take, is il lustrated by "Wm. O. Bradley, ofKentucky. He commenced last summer as a Vice Presi dental candidate and winds upby taking the Coreau mission. Likewise Mr. Piatt, who was going to be a Cabinet officer, is now only anxious to control some New York patronage. There is a slight suggestion in these gentlemen's ambitions of the Italian image vender who asks fifteen dollars for a plaster specimen of art and snaps you up when you offer him fifty cents. Advices from Cincinnati are to the effect that the politics of Hamilton county, Ohio, may shape themselves up for the purpose of shaking the foundations of the dignity of the United Stales Senate. The announcement that ex-President Cleveland and his charming wife will spend the summer at Bar Harbor, the Adiron dacks, Saratoga.and other places too numer ous to mention, would have been promptly recognized last summer as advertising for the watering "plaoes. But as the ex-President is now merely a private citizen, the re newal of the announcement causes a sort of mild wonder as to who is getting advertised this year. We are glad to notice one thing in con nection with the Senate's recent action. Senator Ingalls did not object to Mttrat Halstead on account of his too great plain ness of speech. The appearance of Uncle Dan Bice with the claim that his wife must dance in New York's centennial quadrille because she is a descendant of Alexander Hamilton, issex pected to bother the "leaders of the Four Hundred. But it will not After they have surrendered to the New York Legislature, they cannot be troubled by the proximity of a merely respectable circus clown. After all, the limb prevailed at both ends of March, except on the speculative exchange1. There bis persistent absence makes it very cold weather lor the manipu lators. The work of the wind at the Riverside Penitentiary last night, contained another suggestion that green walls in wet weather don't fully meet the requirements of safe architecture. The damage was not large, but this wind got in its work more severely than the wind of criticism which blew upon that institution by way of Harrisburg. The Oklahoma proclamation is likely to be a very small tub to a very large whale But if the President should set to work to get some of the railroad land grants for THE which no fair consideration was given opened up, the relations between demaqd and supply might be better adjusted. To President Harrison Drop another outspoken editor's nomination into the slot and see the Senate get up on its hind legs and assert its alleged dignity., PDBLIO PEOPLE PARAGRAPHED. Chauncet M. Dkpkw calls Senator Evarts the "maximum of the mental and the minimum of the adipose." Makion Cbawfobd, tbo novelist, has con quered the cigarette habit after a long strug gle. But the habit of writing two or three novels a year when he ought to write but one in two years still clings to him. AJtor-obe speakers at the Scotch-Irish Con gress at Columbia, Tenn., In May will be Dr. John Hall. Dr. MacCracken, Mr. Robert Bon ner, Colonel A. K. McClure, Mr. Henry W. Grady and Senator Vance. Ueouge H. LoRnro- when told by a corre spondent that he had been nominated for Min ister to Portugal, was taken completely by sur prise, and bad not he said, been consulted by either the President or Secretary Blaine. Sister Bexedicta, superior of the new Bal timore City Hospital, has received a check for $150, forwarded by order of Emperor William ot Germany, for the benefit, of the institution. The money will be used to furnish a room in the building when completed, which will be named in honor of the Kaiser. The largest taxpayer in Germany is Ilorr Krupp, the Essen gunmaker, who pays 6,4S0, on an income of 219,000; and next comes Baron Willy de Rothschild, of Frankfort-on-Maln, with an income of 203,000 and a tax of 5,940. The greatest income returned by a resident in Berlin is 123,000. There are three others whose incomes vary from 48,000 to 57,000, and there are six more who have upward of 30,000 a year each. There are also 166 persons in Ber lin whose incomes are between 6,000 and 10,000. J ohx Bright was not a man whose reading had been wide. He -A as unacquainted with any language but English, and seldom read trans lations of the Latin and Greek classics. He learned something of mythology and ancient history through his close study of Milton's poetry, but he devoted most of his time to the great questions of his own day. He bad no special knowledge of science and was not an enthusiast regarding art. But while in a cer tain sense he was narrow in his attainments, he was as broad as humanity in his sympathies. In the Physiological Society of Berlin, Prof. Moebtus has given the results of his investiga tions into the habits of flying flsb, and the re sults are not those which are usually put forth in the books ot the current "popular science" order. Prof. Moebius proved that these fish do not really fly, because the anatomy of their fins and muscles docs not permit them to do so. When they are frightened they shfcot up out of the water, as many other fish do, and are then, under favorable circumstances, carried along by the wind. In answer to the objection that the wings of flying fish buzz as they skip along over the waves, Prof. Moebius showed that the tins of dead flying fish do the same when they are blown with a bellows. The question, bow ever, Is still open. K0YEL CURE FOE RHEUMATISM. Doctors' Bills Saved by Dally Rides on Elcctrlc'Cnrs. Aksoxia, Conj., March 31. People afflicted with rheumatism and neuralgic pains in this place have a new fad. Ever since the electric street railway between Ansonia and Birming ham has been in operation it has been noticed that certain persons make it a point to ride up and down on the electric cars at least once a day. The system employed here takes the elec tric current from an overhead wire, and the motor is in a small compartment in the front end of the car,being separated from the passen gers by only a light partition. These persons generally manage to sit as near this partition as possible, and they lean their beads "against it when they can. A reporter asked a conductor about it. "They are taking their shock," was his reply, and questioning brought this: "There's several of 'em who ride up and down on my car every day, sometimes making one and sometimes two round trips at a time. There's one old lady down in Derby avenue who stops my car every 'day at the same hour and takes the trip with me. When she first began she was so lame from rheumatism that she had to use a cane to walk with, and often I had to help her on to the car. She used to sit close to the motor, and in such a position that her knees as well as .her bead touched the partition. At last she discarded her cane, and now she is almost as spry as I am, though she is twice as old. Then I have ladies get on my car suffering from sick headache, and they tell me that a round trip cures 'em every time. One of them tells me that she is so sensitive to the electric current that sho can leel it as soon as the car starts, while another savs she can't feel it all, but feels the effect after the ride." A FIGHTING SONGSTER. A Courageous Mocking- Bird Attncks and Kills a "Large Rat. Looisvilxe, March 31. Dr. S. L. Butts, of the Wayt Dental Company, of this city, has a white mocking bird, a species remarkable for its rarity. One afternoon the Doctor had been feeding nls pet and left the cage on the floor with the door .open. The bird was in the cage pecking at some seeds, when a large rat en tered, evidently intending to make a supper of Its occupant- The bird could have easily es caped through the open door, but it was evi dently not averse to battle, and flew straight at the rat. A spirited combat, witnessed by Dr. Wayt and a friend, ensued. Tbo bird pounced upon the rat and pecked at its eyes. The rat bit at the bird, but the latter was so active that the rat succeeded only in nipping the ends of its feathers. The bird's point of attack was al ways the eyes of the rat, and it soon had the rodent's face covered with blood. The rat fi nally endeavored to escape from the cage, but was so blinded that he ran against the wire work several times before be found the door. But having reached the outside, he was too much weakened to dash off, and was followed' by the bird, which eoonjiecked both eyes out, and did not cease its warfare until the rat tumbled over dead. IM IS A STAIER. A Man Who Hns Deen In Office Holder for Thirty-Two Ycnrs. Cahden, March 31. This city boasts of the prize office holder of the century, and Is will ing to back him against all comers. It is Will iam Tatem, or "Grandpa Bill," as be is better known. He served two years as a member of the Legislature; six years as County Collector; five years as County Clerk: two years as Provost Marshal, and 17 as Collector of Internal Reve nue for the First district of New Jersey, a position paying 2,500 a year, making a contin uous stretch ot 32 years of office holding. Mr. Tatem is now a candidate for his old position of Collector of Internal Revenue. He knows more people in Camden county than any other man In the district. TWO CHILDREN ELOPE. Sixteen-Year-Old William Scfaellcr Skips With Pretty Utile Wary Hoehn. EVAKSVIXI.73, IJJD., March 3L A novel elopement which occurred in this city was brought to light this afternoon. William Scheller, a German boy, 18 years of ace, had fallen in love with pretty Mary Hoehn, one year younger than himself. They had been allowed to play together with the utmost free dom, the parents little dreaming that thev meditated such a serious step as matrimony. un last -si-nnay aiternoon tueyouiniui lovers disappeared, and have not been seen or heard of since. The matter has been kept very secret but leaked out to-day. DEATHS OP A .DAY. John A. DnfT. Xkw York, March 31. John A. Duff, the well known theatrical manager, died at 7 o'clock this morning at bis home, .No. 33 'West Tenth street, lie was attacked with a "stroke of paralysis in Hip box office of the Standard Theater, of which he was manager, Just before the opening of the mat inee performance yesterday, railing irom a chair, and to alt appearances, lifeless. An ambulance was summoned and he was taken to the .New York Hospital and tliencato his liomc. An ex amination by the family pUyslclan disclosed that he was suffering from appopicxy and paralysis of the left side, lie was speechless. Mr. Duff was born In Ireland a years ago and came to this country at .an early day. He leaves a wile and four sons and three daughters, all of whom were at his bedside when he died. Colonel Richard II. Alexander. Los ASOELES, .March 31. Lieutenant Colonel Richard I. Alexander, until recently Medical Di rector of the Department or Arizona, died here last night. The deceased was the. son -of General V.- H. Alexander, born In Illinois, entering the army from Kentucky and reaching his high rank for meritorious services during the war. The funeral will bo conducted with military honors on Monday. - '. . PITTSBURG DISPATCH, PIGHT APRIL STARS. The Mean Sun Explained A Difficult Problem Measuring Distance by Mill. Ions of Miles Tenn Waning Jupiter Getting Interesting The Moon's Doings. rWKITTXK FOB THX DISPATCH.! The sun still continues to move northward, bringing longer days and warmer weather. His altitude increases during the month from 51 21' on the 1st to 61 82' on the 30th, while the day increases in length by 1 hour 13 minutes. About the middle of the month the sun leaves the zodiacal constellation Pisces and enters Aries. Rises. Transits. Sets. Aprils 5:58 12:13 6:tf April 13 6:42 12:33 6:58 April 23. 5:23 12:13 7:03 It will be uottced'that the sun does not cross the meridian exactly at our noon. Since we are using Eastern standard time, this Is really the tin in Philadelphia at which the sun crosses our meridian, making a difference of 20 minutes; in addition to this, the sun's apparent motion, caused by the real motion ot the earth in its orbit, is not uniform, owing to the ec centricity of the earth's orbit This may not be fully understood, but It has the -effect of making the sun sometimes ahead of time and sometimes behind, the differencebelngas great as IS minutes In February and November. As It would be impossible to have clocks and watches keep up with such a sun, astronomers have invented a fictitious sun, called the mean sun, which travels at an absolutely constant rate, keeping near the true sun, being some times ahead of it and sometimes behind It, and it is to the motion of this theoretical mean or average sun that our clocks and watches con form. A Little Matter of Measurement. The sun's distance on tho 1st is 12,800,000 .miles, and his apparentiianicter 32' 01" chang ing to 1600,000 miles and aria" on the soth. The distance of the sun is one of the most im portant things an astronomer needs to know, since this is the standard to which all other distances, except that of the moon are re ferred, and if it were found that the accepted distance of the sun was incorrect the dimen sions of the whole solar system would bavo to be altered. Unfortunately, this problem is one of the most difficult the astronomer has to solve, and it has not yet been solved with the accuracy desirable, although a great deal of time and money have been spent upon its solu tion. Several plans have been used. Tho most natural one, which serves admirably to determine the distance of the moon, is that which a surveyor would use to determine the distance of an inaccessible object such as- a' tree on the other side -nf a river. He would proceed to lay off a base line of a certain length, and having measured at each extremity of the base line the angle which the tree made with the other end, he could, by a simple trigo nometrical computation, find the distance of the tree. But the surveyor would want a base line at least one-hundredth as long as the dis tance to the object Now the longest base line the astronomer can employ in measuring the sun's distance is only 8,000 miles, the diameter of the earth, while the sun is nearly 100,000,000 miles away. He must therefore make measures to determine an angle of 20'' with the greatest accuracy. The problem Is the same as determining the distance of an ob ject two miles away with a base line a foot long. Of conrse the desired accuracy could not be attained in such a dertermination, and so the astronomer has had recourse to other methods, among which maybe mentioned observations of the transits of Venus, of Mars near opposi tion, ot the ecipses of Jupiter's satellites, and of the motion of the moon. A comparison of all the determinations of the sun's distance, by various methods, shows considerable diver sity, but the true distance cannot be far from 92,600,000 miles. Morning and Evening Stars. Mercury cannot be seen during April except with a good telescope. .He is morning star until the 25tb, at 2 A. si., when he passes be yond the sun and becomes evening star. His apparent diameter is 5 C on the 1st 5 C on the 15th, and 6 2' on the 30th. K. A. Declination. Transits. Risen. April 5 Oh.lm. 2 31' south 11:18 A. M. 5:JB.u. April 15.... lli.Tm. l24' north 11:44a.m. gets. Aprils.. ..2h.l6m.IS IV north O0:16r. M.7:U6i. M. Yenus now shines unrivaled In the evening sky, making her appearance a few minutes af ter sunset and continuing visible for several hours. She will not long maintain her posi sion of supremacy, however, as she Is rapidly approaching the sun, and will fade from view altogether in the latter part ot the month as sue passes uciween us aua urn ooi, only to reappear on his western side soon after as morning star. This inferior conjunction, as it is called, Sokes place orr the 30th at 9 P. it. At these inferior conjunctions the declinations of the sun and Venus are gen erally considerably different so that the planet passes north or south of the sun, as in the pres ent case, the sun being 15 OS north and Venus 19 23' north. Bntif they have about the same declination. Venus will be seen to pass directly over the sun's disk as a black spot. This phe nomenon is called a transit and is of great in terest to astronomers, as it has been thought to offer the best means for determining the Bun's distance. They take place but rarely, at intervals of 105 and 8 years, and 121 and 8 years. The last two, in 1874 and 18S2, were ob served at great expense by private parties and by expeditions fitted out by the principal Gov ernments. Tbe next transit of Venus will not occur until 19S8. when tbe sun's distance will probably have been so well determined by other methods that it Will not be an event of so great interest The phase of Venus is a slender crescent which will grow thinner and thinner until the inferior conjunction on the 30tb. Her apparent diameter on the 1st is 43.2" and her distance 30,000,000 miles; on the 30th, 59.9" and 27,000,000 miles. K. A. Declination. Transits. Sets. April 5...2hS3m, 23 34' north 2:21 P. K. 8:52 P.M. April 15.. .2h 88m. 23 39 north 1:40 p. M. 8:01 P.M. April 25.. .2b 39m. 21 39 north 0:44 p. M. 8:15 P.M. Mars Is still evening star, but far away and of little Interest. As tbe earth and Mars are more nearly the same distance lrom tbe sun than is tbe ca;e with tbe earth and any of tbe other superior planets, they travel at more nearly the same rate, andjhus maintain about the same relative positions for a longer time. The Interval between successive oppositions of Mars is about 780 days, wblle the oppositions of Saturn occur at intervals of about 378 days. The apparent diameter of Mars is 4.2'' and his dlstanoe about 225,000.000 miles. R. A. Declination. Transits. Sets. April 5..2h. 12m. 13 18' north l:16p. M. 8:26r.M. April 152b. 4ttn. 15 44' north 1 :25 p. M. 8:24 r.M. April 25. .Sli. Wm. li" 54' north lil4p. m. 8:22 r.M. Jupiter Easy to be Keen. Jupiter is now getting into good position for observation. He rises soon after midnight, and reaches a sufficient altitude in two or three hours for a view of bis belts -and satellites. Tbe great red spot on tbe planet is still visible in large telescopes, and is being carefully ob served to determine tbe. period of Jupiter's axial rotation, with a view of comparing this value with other values obtained from otber spots. On the 1st tbe apparent diameter of Jupiter is 37" and his distance 503,000,000 miles; on the 30th, 40" and 438,000,000 miles. It. A. Declination, ltlscs. Transits. Apr. 5.131i.33m. 22 ay south. 1-26 A.M. 8:58 a.m. Apr. 15. ISh. S5m. 22 55' south. 0:43 A. M, 5:20 A.M. Apr. 25. 1811.36m. 22 55' south. 0:11 A.M. 4:42a.m. Saturn is evening star, and can still bo well seen, although he is receding from tbe earth. He Is just on tho border line between Cancer and Leo, about 15 west of Regnlns, the load ing star ot that constellation. His apparent diameter decreases from 18.2" on the 1st to 17.2" on the 30th. li. A. Declination, ltlscs. Transits. Apr. S.,9ij.05in. 17 54' north. 1:20P.M. :27 p.m. Apr. 11.. sfi.OSm. 17 55' north. 0:40 p.m. 7:48 p.m. Apr. 23..9h.03m. 17 W north. 0:01 r.M. 7:00 p.m. Uranus") 3 In good position for observation, as he is at opposition to the sun at noon on the 9th of the month. He is in the constellation Virgo about 3 north of Splca. K.A. Declination. Rises. Transit1!. Apr, 5.13h.15in. 7 10' south. 7:00P.M. 00:41 A.M. Apr. 15. nil. 14m. 7 00' south. 033 P.M. ll;5o p.M, Apr. 25. 13h,12m. 6 W south. 5:04 P.M. 11:15 P.M. Neptune Is far away and uninteresting. Ho is in the constellation Taurus, in right ascen sion 3h 55m and declination 18 43' north. His appaicnt diameter is 2.5". The Phnses of the Moon. Tbe moon presents the following phases; First quarter , April 8, 2 p. m. Full moon .April 15, 10 r. r. Last quarter Aprll22, 2p, m. Mew moon April so, 2a. m, Tho moon is farthest from the earth April 0, when her diameter is 29 35"; nearest on the 18th, her diameter being 33'; she attains hor greatest altitude, 72 03', on the 7th; ber least, 20 05', bn the 21st. The moon is in conjunction with Mars on the l,at9.1SP. M., Mars being .5 07' north; with Neptune ou the 4th, at 6:32 a. M..Neptuno being 2 oy north; with Saturn on the 10th, at 8 A. M. Saturn being 110' south; with Uranus on the 15th. at 8:49 A.M., Uranus being 4 "42' south; with Jupiter on the 20th, at 3:10p, m, Jupiter being 19' south; with Venus on the 29th. at 0 p. M , Venus being 10 15' north; with Mercury on tho SOth, at 7:10 A. M Mercury being 6 OS' north, and with Mars on the same day, at 10 p.m., Mars being 4 21' north. " Bebt V, Luty. Lots of 1'eople Uke III in. From the New Orleans Picayune.! Someone says John Wanamaker began life without a dollar In bis pocket There is noth ing strange about that. Lots of young chaps had no pockots as well as no dollars, whor", they commenced life. )NDAY, ' APPJI? 1,- YESTERDAY'S DISPATCH. Brief Summary ot Leading Features of the Mammoth Donblo Number. Full details of the disaster at Samoa show that a dozen vessels were wrecked in the terri ble storm, and that the loss of life was even greater than at first reported. General Bou langer's illness is said to have been caused by a boll on his neck. The German Emperor is, laboring industriously .to improve his army. The Government measure to restrict the liberty of the press fn Germany is meeting with great opposition, and it is thought that tho Reichstag may defeat it Strikes are prevalent through out the Empire, and serious trouble is feared. The Dispatch's foreign correspondent gave a new and Interesting account of the events -which' led to the suicide of Prince Adolf, of Austria. Eighteen lives were lost in a collision of steamers at Ostend. The second attempt to get tne nomination of Murat Halstead confirmed by the Senate was unsuccessful, and violent attacks from unex pected sources were made on tbe Cincinnati editor. Several Republican Senators, In cluding Mr. Quay, voted for his rejection. The Commercial Oazctte, of Cincinnati, publishes, an editorial in which Senators are acoused of disgracing their office. Louisville has got a pipe line, and her citizens are speculating wildly in natural gas stocks. The failure to In dict Dudley is bitterly denounced by Judge Woods, an Indianapolis Republican. The at tacks on Mary Anderson, which preceded her illness, are- supposed to have been instigated by another actress from motives of jealousy: An interesting review of the condition ot the oil industry in this state was' published In the news columns. The cream of tho current news of surrounding towns, editorials, market re views, the music world and other regular de partments were as complete and attractive as usuaL . Two prominent citizens of Allegheny have been arrested, charged with being concerned, in the attempted bribery of councilmen. It is expected that other arrests will follow. A full story or the sensational disclosures was pub lished."' Andrew Carnegie's gift of a public library was formally turned over to the au thorities of Braddock. Mr. Carnegie was present and delivered an able address, in which be discussed the Industrial intorests of this section at length. The speech, which was given in full, is worthy of the careful perusal of every Plttsburger. The Bearing of appli cants for retail licenses in Pittsburg and Alle gheny was concluded. . The sporting columns contained a full report of tho prize fight between Joe Lannonand Jack Ashton in Rhode Island. Lannon was de feated after a closely fought battle of 19 rounds. The records of tbe two American ball teams abroad was given, together with a com plete summary of sporting events at home and abroad. A choice assortment of literary matter of a high standard was contained in the secondl part. It included the final chapters pters of Maur- ice Thompson's fascinating novel; Bill Nye's application to John Wanamaker for a suit of clothes-and a postoffice; Frank G. Carpenter's letter from China, descriptive of the barbarous cruelties Inflicted upon criminals In the Celes tial Empire; Mrs. Frank Leslie's paper on the entertaining theme of "Women's Ages;" Henry Haynie's pen pictures of scenes in the Paris Bourse; Captain King's story of exciting conflicts with Western Indians; a descrip tion of Whitelaw Reid's mansion from tbe pen of Mary Gay Humphries; Clara Belle's letter; E. W. Brady's historical sketch of several noted Vice Presidents; remarks on social customs by tbe author of "Don't"; the eccentricities and peculiarities of tbeCnbans, sketched by Beverly Crump; Gall Hamilton's defense of the doctrine ot miracles; Rev. George Hodges on the "Influence of Asso ciates;" Frank Fern's account of the origin and growth of spiritualism: a special article, de scriptive of the gymnastic exercises practiced by New York women to develop their forms and Increase their physical strength; "Sunday Thoughts;" a paperontheTerrltorialParadise, Oklahoma, and many other entertaining feat ures. ' A HUNTER'S VALUABLE PRIZE. He Captures a Deer With Many Pounds of Gold on Its Horns. Something like the excitement over alleged discoveries of gold in Lower California is at tending similar news from the Transvaal, in South Africa. Tbe diggings there are reported to be enormously rich, and a swarm of pros pectors is flocking to tbe field. As revealing a hitherto unsuspected vein of imagination and lightsome humor on the part of the Boers, the current story of tbe discovery of the gold field is interesting. It was first published in tbe Transvaal Advertiser. A well-known resident of the republic, it is said, while out hunting one morning, saw a koodoo bull, which he tried to st-lk. After he had slightly wounded the animal, and while he was riding after it down a stony declivity, his horse stumbled, be was thrown, and his rifle was broken. At this the koodoo turned and at tacked the man, knocking him down and at tempting to kneel on him. By holding the ani mal's forelegs tbe man kept tbe buck upright but the animal's horns had evidently entered tbe bank for somo distance and its head was held down close upon tbe man's breast. The animal seemed as anxious as the man to get the horns loose, but was evidently helpless, the horns being held fast in the ground. Held thus, unable to move, man and beast remained in tbe broiling sun all that day. At niahtfall jackals and wolves came prowling about and even brushed against tbe man and sprang upon the buck. But tbe yells of tbe roan and the kicks of the buck kept them away until dawn, when they slunk away. Soon after daylight a rifle shot was heard and a bullet slightly wounded the man In the forehead. By waving bis handker chief and shouting he prevented further firing, and the hunter, who bad at first seen only the buck, came up and learned the real situation.- Wlsning to iase tne animaianve ne nurrieu ou to tbe nearest farm and brought men with ropes and shovels, who bound the buck and extri cated the man. But when the horns were at last freed there was found upon each a mass of metal, which, being removed, proved to be nug gets ot gold weighing respectively eight and six and one-half pounds. This led to the dis covery of a rich gold field. Any one doubting the entire accuracy of this story can make further inquiries at the office of the Transvaal Advertiser. THE ATCHISON IN STRAITS. A Bank Refuses to Renoir Its Notes and Disquietude Results. tSPXCIAL TKLEOBAM TO THE OISPATCH.1 Boston, March 31. Atchison was the cause ot some disquietude on State street yesterday, because the company for some reason sought tbe renewal of a couple of notes for 110,000, more or' less, held by tho City Bank ot New York and maturing about April L Tne bank was averse to renewing them and they were otherwise provided for. As to the financial position of the company, it goes with out saying that tbe light traffic receipts are en hancing somewhat the difficulties ot company financiering. It bad been hoped that the advance In trans- ?iortation rates would add to tbe revenues ere bis, but the gain in charges has been fully off set by tbe loss In tonnage, and the end of March brings no improvement in tbe situation. It has required 80 per cent of tne 87,000,000 guarantee fund and the sale of treasury assets to provide for the obligations maturing up to and Including April 1. HELPED TO CATCn JEFF DAYIS. A Philadelphia Veteran Who Wears n Medal for n Historic Act. From the Philadelphia Record. Caspar Knobel, who enjoys the distinction of having been one of the H Union soldiers who captured Jefferson Davis at the close of tho war, appeared at tbe Orphans' Court office on Thursday and secured a license from Clerk Bird allowing him to marry Annie Stoll. a widow. . Mr. Knobel is an Austrian by birth, and lives at No. 2624 Coral street On his watch chain he w-arsagold medal bearing the inscription: "One of tho 14 who captured Jefferson Davis .and family May 14, 18G5; Fourth Michigan Cav alry, Colonel Prltchard." Consolation for Halstead. From the Chicago Mews.J Courage, MuratI If you are forced to stay aff borne you at least can have lots of fun with the fellows who don't like you. Besides, Bismarck smokes a great horrid pipe and is getting old and somewhat stuffy. You can extract more solid enjoyment out of stray chats with Andy Hickenlooper and Deacon Smith tban you cbuld in formal discourse with Otto of the Iron Hand. It Would Certainly Collapse. From the Chicago Tribune. 1 What would become of the Whisky Trust if John L. Sullivan and ex-Senator Riddleberger should swear off simultaneously? "'1889. -..' c LEGISEATIYE AMEN1TIES. i This Body Is an Improvement Over Any of lis Predecessors Courtesy the Kale In Debate Capital Notes. rntOM a sTAir coRsxspoirBX-rr.l Habbisbubo, March 3L Whatever may or can De said of legislators and legislation at Harrisburg, at least one fact is conspicuous: Never in history did a more agreeable body un der all circumstances do business for tbe Com monwealth. Persons familiar with many Leg islatures say there has been a continued change for the better In their composition. The last Legislature was an improvement over the pre ceding one, and this is an improvement over the last. From the Speaker down to the smallest page there is an amount of courtesy and harmony never exceeded in so large a body. Members differ about bills and express their differences, sometimes forcibly, it Is true, but personali ties are decidedly the exception and are not regarded with fayoi. The Speaker en courages the somewhat fraternal feeling that prevails by his uniform Imprtlallty. Members have little to complain of from the gentleman in the chair, even 'when his patience is sorely tried at times by the failure of tbe House to keep order during the consideration of Impor tant legislation, or while the roll is being called. No distinction is made between Democrats and. Republicans, and pleasant relations are thereby maintained between the majority and the minority. So far is this carried that the Speaker, frequently, when he leaves the chair, puts a Democrat In his place. Courtesies In Debate. Opponents In debate, as a rule, are most courteous to each other, and,qn very few occa sions has party feeling been appealed to by members on the Republican side. On at least two occasions when it was done it resulted dis astrously to the object for which they were solicitous. Tbe Democrats have, carefully abstained from anything of the kind. On the 'part of the minority, if they desire any legisla tion for the benefit of their constituents, tms is good policy. Republicans, on the other hand, can afford to be magnanimous in view of their large 'ma jority, and, as a party, frown down any attempt of any individual member to "rub it in" on the opposition. Democrats are listened to with attention when they speak, and no men are more popular In the House than some of them who might be named. The influence some Democrats have on leg islation, in the Ilgbt of what has been stated, is less remarkable than it might otherwise ap pear. Itwa3the personal popularity of that stalwart and gallant Democrat, Captain Skin ner, of Fulton, and that alone, that won for bis eloquence the consideration that resulted in placing "the border raids bill" on tbe calen dar by a large majority, and that won for it SO votes on the final struggle, when it was de feated with many regrets on the part of the op ponents that they couldn't carry friendship to the extreme of enacting the measure into a law. Short Speeches. uenuemenwno are pitiea against eacn omer "" ..vi.i aicuo, .u mo uc-u.uU rule has been adopted, are the first on their feet when tho Speaker's gavel falls tomove that "the gentleman's time be extended." Nothing so operates to disarm wrath or rob venom of its sting as little things like these. The molasses candv of evervdav life is much jiicer than its vinegar, and the former circu lates to a much larger extent than the latter In inis -mouei legislature." One Pecullnr Thing. One of the peculiar tblng3 of the present ses sion is the action of tbe advocates of the bill giving corporations the right of eminent do main over tbe property of otber corporations. Perhaps it would be more accurate to refer to their conspicuous inaction. On Monday night last the correspondent of The Dispatch asked Chairman Brooks, of the Railroad Committee, what had become of the bill. "It is still in committee." he replied. "When will it be reported? 'I can't say," be responded. "Consideration has been postponed because the people in favor of it want another hearing. They have asked this from tim to time and of course their re quest has been granted. Otherwise the bill would have been reported long ago." "Isn't it rather late in tbe session to do any thing with it. If it is reported?" , "Yes, perhaps it is. But it would seem dis courteou not to give the friends of a measure all the opportunities they seek to explain It, and we have held back just on their account." Tbe next evening a party of Plttsburger ap peared here and talked in favor of tbe bill De--fore tbe committee. The succeeding day a gen tleman connected with the Baltimore and Ohio, which has been pushing the measure, said to The Dispatch correspondent that the session was too far advanced to permit of tbe passage of tbe bilL ' But one delegation, and that composed ot Allegheny Valley Railroad officials, has ap peared against the bill, and a member of the committee hinted recently that tbe advocates of the measure really didn'twant it passed, but merely want to play with it to frighten the Val ley people into yielding to the demands of the Junction road. For the Centennial. . The resolution to take the Governor and his staff and tbe Legislature to New York's "Wash ington Centennial at the expense of the Com monwealth, passed the House some time ago, and is now before the Senate. Senator Rey buro has been investigating tbe matter of hotel accommodations at New York, and finds that at no one place can accommodations be secured for more than 50 persons unless tbe Coney Island hotels are opened. Therefore the plan of going in sleeping cars and using them while at the celebration is greatly favored. The Cen tennial observance will last some days, and the expense of the trip would probably not be less than 515,000. Each State of the original 13 is joiuing in the celebration in some way and Senators and members who enjoy such things can see no better way for Pennsyl vania to go into It tban by sending her Gov ernor and Legislature to New York to fittingly represent her and thoroughly enjoy themselves. It Is very doubtful, though, whether the trip will be taken. Senator Delamater is under stood to be opposed to it. tie 'wants the Legis lature to adjourn as near tbe 2oth of April as possible, and he fears a trip such as is proposed will interfere very much with tbe expedition of business. The date of tne Centennial Is April 30, and If the adjournment is not to take place until some time in May, as many now think, an inter ruption of several days would prove very de moralizing and would make it come much later tban the Crawford Senator cares to see it Others object to the trip as a mere junket, and Senator Delamater to carry his point may call it that Simpson. A CANDLE FOR CUTTING HAIR. An English Idea Adopted by tho Barbers of Ibe Metropolis. From the New York Sun.3 lt is interesting to see how a whim grows. In London some of tbe swell barbers have discov ered that no matter how cleverly they cut a man's hair, tbe scissors would miss some of tbe long hairs or the comb would not happen to take them all up. It was found that if a taper was lighted and run around the subject's head after tbe balr cutting, the flame would seize these single long hairs, and the result would be a smooth, even job. That idea, on being transported to this coun try, was recommended as the only known way to promote a new growth of hair on heads be coming bald. With that idea-singeing is hav ing a great run .In this cityjnst now, and no one seems to reason ont the fact that as the flame does not touch the scalp it cannot influ ence the dead roots of the missing hair. SONGS UNSUNG. Sweet the song of the thrusft at dawning. When the rass lies wet with splausrled dew, Sweet the sound of the brook's low whisper 'Mid reeds and rashes wandering through; Clear and pure Is the west wind's murranr. That croons In the branches all day long: Hut the songs unsung are the sweetest mnslc, And the dreams that die are tbe soul of song. The fairest hope Is the one which faded, The brightest leaf is the leaf which fell; The song that leaped from the lips of sirens Dies away irran old sea shell. . Far to the heights of viewless fancy Tbe,soul's swift flight like a swallow goes, For the note unheard Is the bird's best carol, And the bud unblown Uhe reddest rose. Deepest thoughts are the ones unspoken. That only the heart sense, listening, hears, Most great Jots bring a touch of silence, Greatest grief Is In unshed tears. What we heap Is the fleetest echo, A-rong dies out, but a dream lives on; Tbe rose-red tints of tbe rarest morning Arc lingering yet tna distant dawn. Somewhere, dim In the days to'follow, And faraway In the life to be. Passing sweet Is a song of gladness, The spirit chant of a soul set free. Chorduntouched are the ones we wait for, That never rise from the heart unstrung; We turn our steps to the years beyond us. And listen still for tbe songs qnsung. . - hrnut Medaffay in Nebraska State Journal. r&T T"T r ,-',. rr !?. P1-- OUR MAIL POUCH. : - Union Jacks. To the Editor of The Dlssstcb: Have tbe United States and Great Britain ensigns called Union Jacks. Gxoboil. Axxvohest, March 30. The United States hasnot; Great Britain has a Union Jack. The Union Jack bears on a blue ground tbe red cross of St. George for England, the white diagonal cross of St. An drew for Scotland, and the red diagonal cross of St. Patrick for Irelahd. The original Union Jack was adopted in 1606, three years after James VL, of Scotland, became King of Eng land, and consisted of the crosses of St George and St. Andrew. The name Jack is said to-be a corruption of the word Jacobus, Jaques or James. The flag was adopted 101 years before the two kingdoms were united- during that time they were separate kingdoms, with, as it hap pened, one ruler. In 1S01, when Ireland was "taken into the union," the cross of St. Patrick was added. Our Jack bears 33 or 42 stars, typi cal df our States, and may "property be called a Union Jack, only it isn't so called: and any "Union Jack" casually mentioned must be un derstood to mean a British ensign. A Street Improvement Suggestion, To tbe Editor of Tbe Dispatch : I see by a recent number of your valuable paper that the Department of Public Works contemplate using those power sweepers. This is a move in the right direction. Now, let the department go a step further and place in use in the un paved districts horse-power rollers and scrapers for rapidly smoothing down the roads In the spring, and at such times In the winter as they may De available. One heavy roller, drawn by six or eight horses and crushing down a track six feet wide, will accomplish more work (on mud roads) in one day than 100 men. While it may not be the pollcy-of the street department to encourage tbe continuance of mud roads, yet so long as the city is extending its limits into new territories, we shall have them, and itls certainly due a large and very respectable portion of the community who re side in tbe unpaved sections that some speedy and economical method should be resorted to render- their streets and avenues passable in tbe shortest possible time. A. W. Smith. Mt. Washiwgtos-, March 30. Appointment of Postmasters. To the Editor of Tbe DlsDatch: Please state for the benefit of some of your readers how the postmaster at McKeesport is appointed. Does the postmaster at Pittsburg have a certain district in which to appoint oi ls onr postmaster and all others appointed by tbe Postmaster General? R. . McKeesport, March 3a Postmasters for first second and third class offices are appointed by the President and con firmed by the Senate. For fourth class offices the First Assistant Postmaster General makes the appointments. Tbe Pittsburg postmaster can only make recommendations, and anybody else has the same right The Planchette. To tbe Editor of The Dispatcn: Can you tell me something about Planchette? Butlee. JIarch 3a Reader. Planchette was a small heart-shaped board; is rested on three legs, whereof that in tbe point of the heart was a lead pencil. A sheet of paper was placed on a table; on this plan chette was placed, and on planchette tbe oper ator placed his hand. In course ot time plan chette would begin to move, writing answers to questions put to it, etc Crovrley's Brain. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Can you tell me something about the size, etc. of the chimpanzee, Crowley, which died at New York some time ago? Student. Titusville, March 3a Crowley's brain weighed 401 grammes, about 14 ounces, and is the largest and oldest chim panzee brain on record. Editions de Laxe. To the Editor of The Dispatcm "What are tbe meaning and pronunciation of the word3 de luxe, as applied to an edition of a book? " Reader. FArBVlfcTV. W. Va., March 30. An expensive and handsome edition. Give the words the French pronunciation and accent ' Referred to Gas Experts. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: - What is the comparative relation of bulk to density in gas? Or, in other words, if a cubic foot of gas, at 18 ounces pressure, were ex panded to two, fcnbla feet what would be its pressure? Or If compressed to 32 ounces pres sure, what would be its cubic dimensions? ALLEQUEsr, March 3a B. Revolutions Is What Von Mean. To the Editor or The Dispatch: Will yon please say whether tbe word evolu tion is correct as used in the followingsentence: How many evolutions will a 9-foot wheel make In a journey of 35 miles? F. B. McKeespobt, March 3a The Law Says He Must he SI. To the Editor or The Dispatch: - It is claimed that an American born citizen can vote at a regular election if he is within one day of being 21 years old. Is the statement correct? - W. R. Pittsbubo, March 30. In 1859. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: In what year was Miss Mary Anderson born? Pittsbubo, March 30. P. W. F. ST0RI OF THE CARMELITES. Fonr Friars of the Order to Take Charge of Dr. McGlynn's Old Parish. From the New York Sun.I The arrival of the four Irish Carmelites on Thursday, which was announcedMn the Sun, toj take charge of a portion of St Stephen's, Dr. McGlynn's old parish, excites interest as to their history and mode of life, as they are the only representatives of the order in the arch diocese. They came from tbe headquarters of the Irish province, Wnitefriar street Dublin. They are one of the oldest and strictest orders in tbe Church. Berthold. a crusader in the middlo of the twelfth century, became a monk to carry . out a vow which he had made "that if victorious in battle ho would embrace the le Ilgious life. He settled on Monnt Carmel in Palestine, tbe home of the Prophet Ellas, with ten brothers, and is considered to have been tbe founder and first General of tbe order. Tbe rule was adopted in 1209. It forbade the possessidn of property; interdicted the use of meat altogether; recommended manual labor and silence: ordered that each hermit should live in a cell bv himself, and imposed a strict fast from the Exaltation of the Cross Septem ber 14 to Easter, Sundays being excepted. In 1229, on account of the growth of the Mo hammedan power in Palestine, Christians found it difficult to live there, and tbe Carmel ites abandoned Carmel in 1238 and established themselves In Cyprus and elsewhere. Tbelr first General In England was St Simon Stock, who introduced tbe brown scapular which is so generally worn and has become so popular with the people. When the Carmelites entered Europe tney found it impossible to live any longer as hermits and lived in common. Tbe White Friars habit, tbe brown robe with white cloak and scapular, is well known all -over Europe, and streets In London and Dublin are named for tbem. St. Teresa, of Spain, was tbe founder of tbe Discalced or barefooted Car melite nuns. The Carmelite nuns were first in stituted in the fifteenth century by John Sorrtb, the general of the Carmelites. In 1880 the French Uovernmentselzed all the convents of the Carmelites and turned the monks adrift. They are numerous to-day in Spain. SINGULAR DOUBLE CURE. A Surgical Operation Makes a Good Boy Ont of a Bad One. A dlstliY-uisbed physician of tbls city tells of a recent case in his practice that has certain features of interest. Ira household of this city, says the .New York Sun, there was a boy of a 12 who possessed many excellent qualities, be ing amiable, truthful and upright Passing along the street one day a piece of board fell from tbe second story of a bonsethat was being built, and struck him, inflicting a wound on his bead. After a time the wound healed and left merely a slight scar. But it soon afterward appeared that the boy had undergone an un accountable change of character. He bad be come a liar and a thief, and "was almost brutal in bis nature. At last the parents consulted tbe physician to whom we have referred, and wto made a study of the case. He finally sug gested that tbe boy should be trephined, in or der to ascertain if any Injury bad. been done to tbe brain when tbe skull was struck. When the operation bad been performedin tbe vieinitv of the scar it was found that a splint from tbe Inside of. the skull had pierced the brain. After the spunt had been carefully removed and tbe wound properly dressed tbe boy rapidly recovered. To the delight ot his parents it was then made apparent that the evil traits whlcb bad been brought Into play by soma unknown means bad disappeared. He was changed again, and was once more the amiable, truthful and upright boy that be had been before bo was wounded. 'This case," said tbe distinguished physician who narrated tbe facts of it, 'would be remarkable if the. 'medical books were not full of similar cases."; CUKI0US C0HDEKSATI0HS.. -"' Qdeen Victoria has decided to hare electricity replace candles in "Windsor Castle. ' "If I knock three times ou the coffin lid during the church service you must let me out," said James Dalley, of Providence, as bo was nearine his end the other day. Everybody waited andJlstened, but James did not signal and tbe burial went on. If bs (forgot It the fault was his own. An old saddle which had been kicking aroundTln a Nashville harness shop for several years was ripped up the otber day and found to contain $1,800 in Confederate money. If the owner ot tbe shop could only have found the prize in March, 1865, he could have bought a breakfast and three cigars. A month ago Miss Lucy Roseberry, of Slatington, Pa. announced that she would open a boarding house. A day or two ago she stated that she had abandoned the project and was going to marry a PhlladTelnhia grocer Tbe husband that is to be advertised for a wife; a correspondence, an exchange of photographs and an engagement resulted in a very brief time. A gentleman in Albany made a pur chase in a drug store a few days ago. The clerk, tied up the package and Inadvertently neglected to cut off tbe twine. The purchaser carelessly put the package in an inside coat pocket and left tbe store. He had gone nearly a block when a passer-by noticed tbe string trailing behind him. He had unwound nearly a ball of twine without knowing it. -A. novel branch of learning has been introduced into the higher grades of the pub lie schools of New Haven. It consists of a bulletin board, upon which are pasted each day clippings nf important borne and foreign news taken from the newspapers. Special attention is given to matters brought up in connection with tbe study of history or geography. Tb pupils ta'-e a great interest in tbe "bulletin." and vie with one another in bringing the great est number ci Items which are suitable to bs pasted. In 180 some 30 young women in Berlin started an Old Maids' Club, with a provision for a fine of 1,000 marks upon everyone who married. Tbe club was a great success, but suddenly an epidemic of marriage set in and at tbe annual meeting this year only one member was left, and she felt herself called upon to dispose of 28,000 marks, the accumulation of the fines paid by the former members. She took the advice of the ex-members, and it was de cided that half the sum should go to a hospital and that the solitary old jnald should have the rest for herself. An English statistician makes the fol lowing curious estimates: Each year 15 people out of every 1,000 marry. Of each 1,000 men who marry 861 are bachelors and 139 are wid owers, while of each 1.000 women only 98 have been married before and 902 are spinsters. Twelve marriages out of every 1C0 are second marriages. The average age at which men marry Is about 27,whlle tbe average age at which women marry is about 25 years. Out of every 1,000 persons 602 are unmarried. 345 are mar ried and 53 are widowed. Over one-half of all the women between 16 and 45 are unmarried. The mail route between "Woodstock and Bridgewater.Vt, a distance of six miles,' appears to be a star route .that does not need a Congressional investigation, but does deserve some notice. For the last four years it has cost Uncle Sam only 4 cents for a dally mail service on this route, and for the ensuing four years 1 cent is to par for tbe same service. If warrants are drawn quarterly they will call for only one-sixteenth of a cent each, and tbe con tractor will "have to wait four years, or until he has received IS warrants, before he can draw his cash. William Billings, who is believed by his friends to have seen more years of stage driving tban any other man now living, is to carry the mall over this ronte. The "pigs" in "Pigs in Clover" are the ordinary marbles, or "migs," with which the festive small boy doth disport himself in the springtime, and thereby hangs a tale. There are nearly 80,000 of these fascinating puzzles manufactured daily, and as there are four pigs for each one, the enormous number of '115.200 marbles are used daily in making up the pig driving outfit This phenomenal demand for little jokers consequent upon the advent of the new puzzle, has caused tbe dealers in marbles and those having a supply on band, to become piggish, and tbe price has doubled already, and is still rising, and efforts are being made to "comer" the market This country has been treated to corners ot all kinds, but a corner in "migs" is unique. When the old drifts of the Ophir mine, at Virginia City, were opened the other day, it was found that a tremendous growth of fungi had In some places nearly closed. the passages. Itgrewfrom.top and bottom and tbe sides were dotted with it; but the fungi growing from the bottom was different from the otber. The foot-wall fungi had In several instances raised stones weighing from 50 to 150 pounds. and some were held In the air at a height of over three feet. Some of the fungi resembled human hair, they were so fine: some were five or six feet long and as large as a broom handle; another kind terminated In a sort of bulbous blossom: others hung from tbe roof and looked like serpents. The heaviest growth was in the darkest parts. A gentleman was riding to Americus, Ga., a day or so ago, when an old negro woman, with a scared look, ran from her honse, saytngt "Boss. Is you got a gun In your pocket?" "No," replied the gentleman; "what's tbe matter?" "Well, yer see dat jaybird up dar?" Yes." "Well, dat jay bird come dar when my old man died; an' he peck an'-he holler: den my old man die den dat same jay bird cum dar two yera atter, he pecks an' be hollers, and my little gal dies. Den las' yer he cum, and be go fro da same akshun, an sum onerous rascal steal all ml chicken; den ha cams to-day, an' If yer doan shoot him old Sallle be ded 'fore mornfn'." He took a pistol and fired at the bird and the old woman shouted: "Bless de Lord, yer duss skeer de debble away dis time suab." A curious cause of death has recently been recorded in India. A native who was fishlnz in a stream caught a 'flat, eel-like fish, about 15 to 16 Inches in length. Being desirous of killing it be promptly, but with great lack of judgment and questionable taste, put it into his mouth in order to bite off its nead. The flsb, however, scarcely appreciating this some what clumsy attempt at decapitation, vigor ously essayed to make other arrangements. In whlcb it was partially successful. Gifted with a sllmlness, which made it difficult to hold, it slipped through the man's fingers into bis mouth and conveyed itself partly down his fullet The situation was now bad for the flsb, ut still worse for the man, for owing to the & sharp fins on the back of tbe fish It was not possible to withdraw it The man died in great agony within an hour. SIFTED AND SORTED. "All stuff," says the tricky politician when- be reads about the ballot-box being tam- pered with. Many' a hapless man has attempted to kick an old bat lying in tbe streets April Fool's Day and round a brick In It. There la a 'growing Impression that Secretary Blaine has found ("rand father's Eat loaded. Prison Missionary What axe' you. in for, friend? Convict (bitterly) Just for missing a train. Nonsense. Ko nonsense, sir. Imbued strata forMontreal. ' Talkative Tommy. Tommy O, Miss .Stnckup, what do you think ma said about your new bat? Miss Stnckup I don't know. Tommy Why, she said It was a perfect fright but It don't sears me worth a cent. Not a. Bad Idea. Smith Another ocean steamer has run down a fishing smack on the Newfoundland shanks. Is there no way by which these accidents can be averted? Jones Certainly there Is. Name the ocean ateamersarter the detectives. They rarely run down anything. Argumentum Ad Hominem. Philosophic bore If you will listen to me for ten minutes I'll provs to yon that the theory of the survival of the Attest Is correct. Sarcastic sufferer-lf that theory is correct, how Is It that you manage to survive? Explain that, please, betore you go any further. A Chance for Guppy. Mi. Gruff Have you been to see "Midsummer Night's Dream" at the theater, Guppy? Guppy-Naw, hut I hear that the-aw-leadlng lady Ir a beauty. She mlght-aw-faU la love with me if I went. Hal ha! Shouldn't wonder. In the play she falls In love with an ass. A chance for you, Guppy. Two of a Kind. Shultz Do you see that dog of mine over there? Miller Yes, I see blm. Bight smart looking dog. rou bet hell. That dog has got more sense than I hare. . M Is that so? Well, some years agolhadadaglust like that dog ofyonrs. still hchadn't sense enough to go fn out of the rain. "? An Insult toWhoop Valley City?--Dakota District Attorney-Say, there'sa jonngfeller moseyiu 'round town scllln' a book called "How to Entertain an Ereulng farfy Pleasantly." Ba we goln to have It look 'slf we didn't know how to play draw poker In Whoop Valley Clty? , Codnty Treasurer-Not by a doggone'd slghtl I'll go right up to the Court House and have Judge Brassknuckle adjourn court and'-get the ropexeadyl .. -"" , Alt from Texas Stftlngt. ' v .. t , .- V, .s-K