. Mi 1STABLISHED FEBRUARY"" 8, 1S48. Vol.H 2o . Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce, November 14, 1SS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average circulation of the dally edition of The Dispatch far six montha ending March 1.ISS9, 27,988 Caplea per Issue. 'Average circulation of the Sunday edition f The Dispatch for February. 1SS9, 45,144 Copies per issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FKEE IX THE CXIBB STATES. JM11T JMsrATCH. One Year f 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 CO Dailt Dispatch, One Month TO Daily Dispatch, including Snnday, one year 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter 250 Daily Dispatch, including bunday, one month 90 Scxday Dispatch, one year. 2 50 WrEKLYTJiETATCH. one year 1 25 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, or including the Sunday edition. atJOcents per week PITTSBURG, WEDNESDAY, MAR. 27, 18S& THAT PEHITENTIARY MATTER. Mr. Deardcn's remarks on the allegation of crookedness in the management of the Wrstern Penitentiary yesterday at once served the purpose of disclosing the source whence the allegation proceeded and showed that the person who had made them was not prepared to hack them up. The letter of B. C. Christy, Esq,, which gives his reasons for not supporting the charges which he had privately made, forms a rather striking feat ure of yesterday's legislative proceedings. "Without enlarging upon Mr. Christy's unique reasons for abandoning the grave as sertion of corrupt administration in an im portant public institution, it isjnecessary to remark that charges of that sort should not be made unless the person making them is prepared to hack them up. If there has been any crookedness in the penitentiary it is a matter of course that it should be in vestigated. But the characters of men in charge of public trusts should not be as sailed either in public or private, without substantial grounds, which can be made manifest when called for by competent authority. The state which the matter has now reached permits it to be dismissed, as the House did, with the hope that charges will not again be made and abandoned on account of pressure in the license business or the prolonged absence of an unnamed witness. A KEW PAVEMENT. The manufacture of asphalt blocks fer paving is a new industry which is reported as likely to be added to Pittsburg's inter ests. The local article elsewhere on this subject presents two points of interest in connection with the project. One is the utilization of the islands down the Ohio as sites for establishments requiring a larger area than can be economically obtained in the city, and the other the introduction of a very valuable paving material in a new form. After a long digression in the way of experimenting on other kinds of pave ment, Pittsburg is beginning to approach the conclusion that asphalt, though most expensive at first, is the best pavement in the long run; and this conclusion is crystal lizing in the use of that pavement on the Center avenue improvement and several of the downtown alleys. The advantage of asphalt blocks remains to be demonstrated by experience, but its progress both as a local industry and a new paving material will be watched with interest. IK THE LOTS OF EEFOEM. The action of the Postomce Department in restoring to office those division superin tendents of the railway mail service that were removed under the Cleveland admin istration will earn the approval of most peo ple. The action is in the line of the most intelligent administration, in putting an important and complicated part of the Gov ernment machinery in the hands best fitted tu operate it. The Postoffice Department under Cleve land was most active in reducing his civil service professions to a nullity, and that work was nowhere more evident than in the removals in this branch of the service. The railway mail service calls for thorough ex perience in order to perform its work under the peculiar conditions which its nature es tablishes. The displacing of men who were thoroughly" acquainted with this work, In order to make room for Democrats, inevita bly damaged the efficiency of the service, and was a distinct affirmation of the theory that the interests of the party must be placed above the interests of the public The new administration has restored the eld men. It its actions in other respects are in the same line, it will make a good record. . WHY THIS EESTEICnOKT The project of a bridge across the Alle gheny river, constructed so as to accommo modate a traction road to connect with the Jforth'sTde, is stated to have assumed definite shape. In default of the perfection of elec tric motors for street purposes, so as to be equal in practical service to the cable, this was to be expected. Some of the bridges, like the Smithfield street and Seventh street structures, might be capable of adaptation to the cable system; but the construction of a new bridge for that purpose will unques tionably afford accommodations that would be otherwise lacking. But what is the rea son that such a structure should refuse all other business, such as that of foot passen gers, which can easily be provided for? Has the courtesy among corporations reached a degtee that restrains a new bridge company from cutting into the fat profits of the older companies? A WOLFS LAW FOE LAMBS. The Marquis of Queensberry, in a recently published article, attempted to knock out the institution of marriage, but though he fought under his own rules, it cannot be said that he covered himself with glory. He has had some experience in matrimonial matters, too. In the course of his argument against the monogamous marriage system he says that precious few men are satisfied with one wife, and the noble marquis might have added that he himself had not been satisfied. So very numerous indeed were the Marquis of Queensberry's matrimonial alliances that the House of Lords, which rarely takes cognizance of any crime a lord mar commit, expelled him. But, as we have said, with all his tech nical knowledge of matrimony and pseudo polygamy, his 3,000. words of Herald type would convincejmy sane man that the noble Marquis is unhealthy in his morals and wo fully impudent into the bargain. Hismorali- ty,and his scheme for making divorce for mere convenience or indulgence of animal at tributes, if applied in practice to the world, would reduce men to a mere horde of sav age sensualists, and women to a level of slavery such as only the Hottentots or the Zulus have favored. Luckily the nonsense in his lordship's harangue is so conspicu ously nonsense, and the reasons for his con demnation of marriage as it stands to-day so plainly personal, that nobody is likely to imbibe the Queensberry mixture to his hurt. "When the world wants some one to re model and readjust such an important insti tution as marriage it will not look in the prize ring or the House of Lords for the reformer, LEGISLATIVE ECCENTRICITIES. The present Legislature seems to be try ing to make up for the failures of its pre decessor in one respect at least The former body was unable to get a bill sent over in proper shape after it had been formally passed. The latter beats that record' by sending over Mr. "Wherry's resolution to the Senate and cetting it referred when it had not been passed by the House. The unique feature of the blunder was the stew in which it put Senator Cooper. The golden-haired angel of reconciliation was rather more red-headed, but not quite so hopeful as usual, on finding that he had got a resolution pitching into the Sinking Fund Commissioners before the Senate under circumstances which made him tech nically responsible for the measure; and when he got the resolution safely on the table he was fitted to hang up a votive tablet commemorating his gratitude for an escape from deep waters. Between the introduction of bills which the introducers have not read, and the send ing over of resolutions from one branch to the other which neither branch has passed, tbe conclusion is perfectly allowable that the legislative methods of our statesmen at Harrisburg are fashioned on a fearful and wonderful model. A QUEER CONFESSION. It is somewhat amusing and withal in structive, to be confronted anew with that old report that the railway freight men are remodeling their classification to conform with the amendments to the inter-State commerce law. There was an immense fuss made two years ago about the reconstruction of classifications required by tbe original law, and the habit seems to have survived. It happens to be the fact that the amended law contains no requirements as to classifi cation that were not in theoriginal measure. All that either enacted on the subject was to forbid any undue preference or advantage to any class or interest, or undue disad vantage to any. The fuss over classification made by the railway men two years ago, was therefore a practical avowal that their old classifications did contain unjust dis criminations, and the allegation of a neces sity of change now is equivalent to a con fession that the classification established with such a flourish of trumpets, as in con formity with the law, did not do what it pretended, but actually violated the law! There may be more truth than poetry in that avowal; but it is legitimate to snppose that a moderate degree of discretion would keep the freight men from making the charge against themselves. ANEEE0NE0US JUDGMENT. The statement that Captain Ericsson de stroyed the diaries in which he had kept tbe private records of his life, on account of Mr. Fronde's injudicious use of Carlyle's papers, is generally represented as a demonstration of the wrong-doing of biographers who make too free use of private records. If the sub ject is considered careiully, however, it may show something quite different. In the first place it is likely to impeach the judiciousness of Captain Ericsson's own action. On the postulate that the diaries of the late inventor contained a great mass of useful material, it was by no means neces sary for him to burn them at all. In fact it may be questioned, if the matter of duty entered into the subject, whether he ought not to have gone over the papers, erased and destroyed what he did not wish made known after his death, and preserved that which was of public value. He is repre sented as concluding it to be his duty to destroy the valuable material together with that which he did not wish published; but a L clear view of duty, supposing that he had records of value to posterity, would pre scribe a different course. Beyond that it is worth while to protest against the mawkishness of the idea that records showing the weaknesses and vices of the leaders in a past generation must be suppressed. This is simply a theory of falsi fying history. It is not necessary that all the petty scandals should be preserved; but his torical honesty reqnircs that we shall have the chance to judge of the achievements of past leaders in tbe light of their frailties as well as of their strength. Froude's course in giving the world a full view of Carlyle, as he really was, permitted a better judg ment of the man, and a truer estimate of his works than could otherwise be obtained; and the general outcry against it is altogether ill-founded. Let us have the truth in history, and not an idealized and altogether misleading por trayel of the men who have made great names, as persons without either weak nesses or vices. That story of a plot among Mexican bandits to capture Robert Garrett sounds rather fishy; but, after his experience of tbe way in which his telegraph lines can be captured, Mr. Garrett is justified in con cluding that he does not wish to take any chances. It it suggested by the esteemed Phila delphia Times, that "If the late adminis tration should come back from Cuba with a scheme of annexation it would put the present administration to its trumps." There is room for a difference of opinion on this question. So far there has been a fail ure on the part of the American people to make an imperative demand for the ac quisition of the source of supply of yellow fever, bandits and sugar. One hundred and seven applicants for license, put through the mill in a single day, promises more for tbe dispatch of the public business than it does for satisfying the ambition of the applicants to dispense alcoholic refreshment to the public. It being authoritatively announced that Governor Hill is to marry a young and beau tiful lady, let us express the hope that she is going to marry the Governor for himself alone. If she has a Presidental bee in her new spring bonnet, a more impolite insect may be added y the suggestion that the contract to marry shall specify that it is not to take place except at the Governor's residence in the "White House. It is instructive to observe the Mlnneap lis Miller, the organ of thV attempted mill ers' -combination, pitching into the alleged- Twine Trust It makes all the difference in the world to some people whether they get a share of the pork or not. Hippoltte's navy was done for before it got a fair start in the world. TheHay tian insurgent may be exonerated for the disaster that resulted from his attempt to get a representative of his cause on the high seas; but the people in New York who have been concerned in sending out unseaworthy vessels should have a practical demonstra tion of the rule that such things do not pay. The announcement that the crowds at "Washington are falling off comes with sig nificant promptness after the beginning of the season at which the roads dry up and the walking becomes practicable. The Inter-State Commerce Commission notifies the Grand Trunk Bail way to come to time, as it is certainly authorized to do. But there is room for the question why the commission has never adopted this mode of procedure before, either as regards the Grand Trunk or "United States roads, during the two years that it has been supposed to be trying to enforce the law? "When the Senate confirms Fred Grant and shuts out Eucene Schuyler it affords evidence that its theories as to the qualifica tions for diplomatic services are constructed on a fearful and wonderful plan. Colonel- Elliott F. Shepaed's call upon the Secretary of the Interior to make the Senate meet at noon so that the after noon papers may get the reports, indicates the mistake which tbe pious son-in-law made in picking out the office he wants. He is qualified by nature and his own tastes to be the editor of the Congressional Record. Mr. Paljieb the new Minister to Spain can talk 'Spanish. Information as to whether Mr.Belmontcan do so is lacklng,but it is unnecessary in view of his demonstra ted ability to walk it. Me. John L. Sullivan has delivered himself on the subject of a vigorous foreign policy. He enriches the subject with the apothegm that "any man who goes to war is a big chump." "We are glad to note that Mr. Sullivan is consistent with hisprinciples. He has for many years abstained from fight ing any other way than with his mouth. The House of Lords has refused to ex clude its black sheep. It remains for the people of England to take hold of th'e ques tion of making them go altogether. Me. Thomas C Platt has expressed a desire that the President shall "charge Co lonel F. D. Grant's appointment to the whole nation." As the nation will have to pay for it, this may be the correct system of bookkeeping; but there are objections to putting that responsibility on everybody. The honors paid to Fireman Snyder for his bravery will not make other firemen slack and dilatory when life is in peril. PROMINENT PEOPLE PARAGRAPHED. Me. McKee is a close student ot German literature. Victorien Sabdotj contemplates a visit to this country. Me. and Mks. Gladstone are preparing for tbe celebration of their golden wedding. "When the Emperor of Germany dines with Bis jiarck the menu is said to be in French, but when Bismarck dines with the Emperor the menu is in German. Why this is no one knows. Joaquin MIllek has been' appointed by Governor Waterman a member of the Califor nia Forestry Commission. The poet has taken great interest in the preservation of California's forests. Secretaries Blaine and Noble were boys together in tbe ancient town qf Lancaster, O. Here Mr. Noble was born, and Mr. Blaine went there when quite young and lived some ears in the family of Thomas Ewing, once Secretary of the Treasury. Ewing was the father of General Sherman's wife. Blaine and Noble remember each other well, and the latter says that in those days he had a great admiration for the lean, rather domineering lad who is now his superior in Harrison's Cabinet. Noble playfully remarks that Blaine would never have been a famous man had he not lived in Ohio for a time. The Glasgo wJfafl says: At the St James' sHall meeting: jlr. Pnrnell appeared with his arm in a sling; he had hurt his hand testing gold found on his own estate in Wlcklow, as if the old land itself wished to offer him a testimonial. Those who think of Mr. Parnell only as a politician would be surprised t6 meet him when engaged as he really is, daily with scientists and city men in discussing the development of the min eral resources of Ireland. We firmly believe that if at such a time Lord Salisbury himself walked in, bringing Mr. Balfour with him, bnt also bringing, as tho Premier could, a valuable opinion on the subject for the -First Minister is a keen student of science himself the Irish chieftain would gladly welcome both, and lay ingjaside home rule for the hour talk of Irish mines as if he had never taken off his, historic coat to inaugurate the Land League. A TIMELI EELIC DISCOVERED. One of George Washington' Interesting Letters Found by a Itlnino Sinn. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Lewiston, Me., March 28. An old-time Federalist in Thomaston has been rummaging among tbe papers of General Knox. He found this letter, which, in view of the coming in auguration centennial, is very interesting: JIT. VEBSOX, March 2, 1788. Mr Dear Sib -I beg you to accept my acknowl edgement of, and thanks for, your obliging favors of the 12th, 16th and 19tb of last month, particular ly for the trouble you hare had in procnrlng and forwarding for mc a suit of the Hartford manu facture. It has come safe, and exceeds my expectations. I will take an early oppor tunity of paying tho cost of it. The result of the late elections will not soon he known, but the effects of them will soon be discovered. Of tbe nine Representatives (announced) for this State six arc decided Federalists, and the tenth (not yet known), from Kentucky, it is pre sumed from tho best accounts which hare been received from thence, will be lp uni son with them. To hear that the votes have run in favor of Mr. Adams (for Vice President) gives me pleasure. The severe weather and uncommonly bad condition of the roads in tills quarter will prevent the members from this Stale giving their attendance in time. One of them went from here this morning onlv. and two Yesterday. I hope this will find you perfectly re covered from our late painful disorder, and Mrs. Knox and tbe rest of the family in good health. Our affectionate compliments are offered to them, with sentiments of sincerest friendship. 1 am ever yours. GEOBGE WASHINGTON. To General Knox. FELL IN L0TE WITH A PHOTO. Scqncl to n Most Romantic Courtship, Con ducted by DInll. Philadelphia. March 26. Her. H. C. Kis paugb, of Blairstown, N. J., has just returned from London with a wife whom he courted by letter, having fallen instantly in love with her picture, which was shown to Bim some years ago by a classmate at college. He went to London, and found the idol of his heart all that he had hoped for. They will at once take up their home fn Michigan. Competing Conntry Cousins. From the Oil City Derrick.! Titusville Is taking much credit to herself because she has a young man who can imitate the notes of a bird. Oil City has a youtb who can imitate tbe notes of a man, signature and all, and get money on it. Strange Coincidence in Denlh. Paris, Kt March 28. The child o f Lafayette Endicott died to-day. Ho set out to inform his brother John, when he met the latter exactly on the same mission. The children had -died about tbe -same hour. They were IS months old, and were born on the same day. THE PETTSBiniG- DISPATCH, ' THE TOPICAL TALKER. Baseball and Artillerists A Theatrical Bonanza It Must be New Dental Love. It is very doubtful If any theater In the country is paying its proprietors better than tbe Bijou in this city. Mr. Gullet showed me on Monday night how the first SO weeks of this season bad panned out at the Bijou, and though I have not the permission to print the figures, there can be no harm In saying 'that a man might as well be owner of the Bijou as Presi dent of the United States, as far as the financial side of the returns is concerned. Said an artillery officer to me recently: "I think the popular craze for baseball is likely to show good results In case this country should be involved in war again. I don't refer to tho production ot physical giants by the came itself, though ot course that in its way is good lor the race, but to tbe wonderful training the eyes of not only players of baseball but of the spectators ot the game also are re ceiving. In a baseball game all the eyes of the multitude assembled and in the two nines are constantly watching the course of the ball. The players particularly learn to calculate with infinite nicety the elevation and striking point of the sphere. The artilleryman at his piece is required to do work of much the same sort as this with his eyes. Bo when the artillery arm of the army has to be recruited, in case of war, I have no doubt that the baseball player, and even the crankiest crank from the bleaching boards, will show special aptitude and eye-training for the service of artillery." There are a good many men, preachers, actors, doctors, authors and newspaper writers, who find that the American public, like that of Athens in days of yore, is continually talking of the thing that is new; that the craving for novelty surpasses all other desires, and to those who have to furnish the public with new things that they may put bread in their mouths tho insatiable desires beoomes a horrible monster. MUST BE NEW. This is the cue: Something new! That is what Is wanted of you. Black as night, or of morning hue, .Red, or ypllo w, or brown, or blue, False as Koran, as lilble true. All the same in the public's view If it be new yes, it will do! If it be old, the day you'll roe, Down you'll go, into the stew. There to stay for a day or two. So if you'd sit in the primal pew. And wear, as 't were, a mandarin's cue, Mark till you reach the fun'ral yew That this is the cue: Something newl That is what iswantedofyoul . A couple of weeks ago the managers of the Amherst College Glee Club informed me that that excellent organization proposed paying Pittsburg a visit next month. Unhappily this plan depended upon the completion of arrange ments for a concert in Cleveland, and as that could not be effected, we shall not hear one of tbe best college clubs in the country. The club has a banjo and guitar appendix of eight members, and there is no doubt that Pittsburg has missed a veritable treat. V This is the season of the year when Cupid is supposed to get in his best licks. The eccen tricities ot tbe beautiful disease of love are probably more prominent just now than in summer, fall or winter. This may account for the singular behavior of a young woman of by no means low degree, who may live here and may lire a thousand miles from here. As to her identity in fact I'm not clear. But the story is true. This maiden has good looks in plenty and, it was presumed till recently, some sense. She fell in lore with a young dentist. The young dentist did not return the affection at first any way. But the maiden bad no faint heart an d paid the dentist visits with great regularity, alleging various dental trouble!. After every suspicious tooth had been drawn, the maiden was put to it to find an excuse for still pursuing the dentist. She found it In the allegation that theremoralof so many teeth made her face recede in places, and to remedy this he bad all the teeth remaining to her pulled. To prolong her seeing her beloved, she then had a false set of teeth put in. The dentist succumbed at this point. Tho maiden's sacrifice and her fees, touched his heart. A LOT OP LAND WANTED. Suit to Be Brought by the Government to Recover 200,000 Acres in Iowa. Washington, March 28. The Commissioner of the General land Office to-day recommend ed to the Secretary of the Interior that suit be instituted in tho name ot the United States to recover about 200,000 acres of land, situated be tween the Raccoon Fort, of the Des Moines river, in Iowa, and the north boundary of the State, and known as tbe Des Moines rirer lands. Under the authority of the Land De partment a large number ot settlers, between the years 1S55 and I860, made entry of these lands, but of which tho Des Moines Valley Railroad Company, acting under authority of the State courts, has been for some time active ly engaged in dispossessing them. A bill having for its object the restoration of these lands passed tbe Forty-ninth and Fiftieth Congresses, out it did not receive the approval of the President It is said that tbe Iowa dele gation In Congress is unanimously in favor of the course recommended by tbe commissioner. Maritime Mntters to be Discussed. "Washington, March 28. The United States delegates to tho approaching maritime conference met at tbe Department of State to-day for the purpose of consultation and arranging a programme for the conduct of the conference. A number of subjects were re ferred to sub-committees, and an adjournment was then taken till Saturday. DEATHS OP A DAY. BInry CInrko Dnwaon. Mary Clarke Dawson, one of the oldest residents of Western Pennsylvania and the widow of John L. Dawson, member of Congress and one of the best known men In the State in his time, died yes terday morning at tbe residence of her son-in-law, Charles . Speer, Craft avenue, Oakland. Mrs, Dawson was born at Brownsville January 25, 1814. In 1838 she married John L. Dawson, and as a result of the union four children, only two of whom are now living, were born. They were George Dawson, who died in 1860: Mrs. Henry W. Patterson, who died in 1875: Mrs. Charles E. Speer, of this city, and Mrs. Ohaunccy F. Black, wife of the ex-Lieutenant Governor. Her husband, who was a State politician, died in 1870 alter a bright and useiul career. He was a Demo cratic leader and was Identified with everything that tended to tho promotion of the state. He died at the old homestead on the Albert Ulllltan farm at Geneva, where his widow has lived the 'greater part of her life. Tbe funeral services will be held this afternoon at tbe residence of Mr. Speer, at 4 o'clock. Tbe body will be conveyed to Brownsville, where it will be Interred alongside the grave of her hus band, whom she has gone to meet. At the time of her death she was surrounded byhertwochlldren. her grand children and her great-grand children. Mrs. II. F. Benedict. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. CHAEI.ISTON, 8. C, March 26. The yacht Oneida, from New York, steamed into Charleston harbor to-day with her colors at half mast. Mr. H. M. Flagler and other members of his family bad arrived hero from St. Augnstlne on MnnCsy to await her arrival, expecting his daughter and other members or tbe family. As soon as the yacht was signalled Mr. Flagler engaged a launch, and boarded her as soon as she came across tbe bar to find the dead body or his daughter, Mrs. H. F. Benedict, lvlng In the cabin. Mrs. Benedict died about 3 o'clock Monday afternoon Just as the yacht had sighted Morris Island lighthouse. There were on board her husband, and brother. Dr. bbolton.a New York homeopathic physician, and three trained nurses, all from New York. Mr. Benedict is the son of . G. Benedict, a well-known &ew York banker. Mrs. Benedict w very 111 when she left New York, and the sea voyage had been recommended at a last resort. C. F. Theodore Stelnway. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. NewYobk, March 28:Mr. "William Stelnway, or tho Arm of Stelnway Sons, piano manufactur ers, received a cablegram early this morning from Brunswick, Germany, announcing the sudden death from apoplexy it that place of his brother, O. K. ThcoJore Stelnway. Mr. Steinwav's health had been railing for the past few months. His only sister. Mrs. Jacob Zlerier, who was at Stutt gart with her son. Henry Zlcgler, a member of the firm, hastened to her brother's bedside. On Mon day evening Theodore Stelnway cabled to his brother here thathe was much Improved and was preparing to go to Italy. The ncw5 thal cam this morning or his death during the night was consequently unexpected by tbe members of the lamily here. Hon. John It. Nenl. CnATTANOOOA, March 28. Hon. John ETNeaL member of Congress from the Third Tennessee District in the Fiftieth Congress, died to-day at his home at Kyo Sprlnzs, Tenn., after an Illness of two montns' or consumption of the bowels. P. IS- Klsiom. NEW YonK, March 28.-P.B. Kissaro, a member of the New York Stock Exchange 'since July 22, 18si, lted this morning. He was a brother-la-law of tiie late Y llliam U. Vanderbllt. '3M WEDNESDAY; ' MAKOH "27, GREAT BUITAIN'S COAL FIELDS. The Close of tho Next Century Will See England Dependent Upon Foreigners. From time to time geologists and statisti cians turn attention to the probable duration of the coal field of the United Kingdom, says, the Newcastle, Eng., Chronicle, and alarm coal consumers by fixing an approximately near future as the period when this useful mineral will become exhausted. Tbe extent of the coal field of this country Is known now with toler ably certainty, and the annual consumption being also known, the period of exhaustion is simply a matter of calculation. Mr. B. Price-Williams, a well-known engi neer, in a paper on the coal question read re cently before the members of the Royal Statis tical Society, fixed 102 years as tbe limit for tbe duration of England's coal supply. Northum berland and Durham, though stilt pre-eminent as coal producing counties, do not produce so much coal as formerly, in consequence ot other sources of supply having been opened up. Basing his calculations on tbe average rate of increase in consumption, Mr. Price-Williams finds that the coal mines in the east division of South Wales will be worked out in 46 years, those of Warwickshire in 3 years, South Wales 79, Yorkshire 80, Scotland 92, Northum berland and Durham 94, while Denbigshlreand Flintshire have enongh at their present rate of outpnt to last for 250 years. The adoption of other articles of fuel and other methods of raising steam may lead to a great economy in the use ot coal, but If we continue to consume it at the present rate of increase, the close of the next century will see Great Britain, which has hitherto supplied other countries with this valuable commodity, dependent herself upon foreigners. ERIE GAS FIELD. The Territory In That District to be Onco More Tested. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Erie, March 28. The scheme to test the gas territory of this section of the State Is being agitated again. Several months ago a number of gentlemen of this city made up a fund of $12000, and made a contract for a test gas well 4,000 feet deep. When at a depth ot 2,251 feet the drill struck a small vein of gas. Tbe drill was driven the depth of 4,500 feet, and then a set of tools were lost and a set" of fishing tools on top of them. A shot of glycerine was put in at th'e depth of the gas vein, which bad been struck midway and was discharged. Tbe agi tation did but little good as it brought an in creased flow of gas but lor a short time. Tho well was sealed up for threo weeks and was then found to have gained pressure of COO pounds. The local committee are now at the Suburban No. 4, and opine that a big reservoir of gas exists under thi3 vicinity somewhere, and that this gas-bearing sand was tapped at its thinnest point by the gas well and that it must connect and be a part of a thicker and more favorable sand at no great distance away. One of tbe company which put the test well down will put a well down on his own property in the vicinity of the test well, recently put down, and will drive it to a depth of 2.250 feet. Others will also put wells down to this same depth In different directions and it is believed that they will be able to trace the sand from which this 300 pounds pressure of gas comes, and tbat they will then be enabled to get the much desired supply of gas fuel which tbe in dustries of the city crave. A prolific gas Bold bas been found at Wesley ville at bOO feet. ATTENTIONS APPRECIATED. Klndlr Offices of British Nnvnl Offlcera at Admiral Chandler's Fnnernl. Washington, March 26. The officers at tached to the Navy Department are highly gratified at the information which has reached them of the participation of the British au thorities and forces in the funeral ceremonies of Bear Admiral Chandler, who died in Hong Kong, the 10th of February. More than 700 Highlanders marched in the procession, and they were followed by 1,000 sailors attached to English men-of-war, each having a crape band on his sleeve. A company of the Northampton shire Regiment, marines, artillery and marine artillery, preceded the Governor and staff, tbe heads of tbe Government departments, the consuls and a number of residents bringing up the rear. The services at the grave were very impressive and were conducted amid the booming ot minute guns from tho ships in the barbor. On February 14 Commander Dyer, accom- Earned oy Lieutenant Commander west and lieutenant Wadhanis, called on the Governor, Sir G. William Desveaux; Vice Admiral Salmon, General Cameron, Bear Admiral Max well and Colonels Craster and,' Roberts, and thanked them in person- for the marked and spontaneous tribute of respect paid by those officers at the funeral of Admiral Chandler, assuring them that their considerate action was deeply appreciated bv the American resi dents in tbe East and highly esteemed by the Government at Washington. BERTHS THAT ARE COVETED. All tho Naval Offlcera Want to Secure Plnces on the New Yorktown. Washington, March 2a A good deal of pressure is being brought to bear by naval of ficers to secure assignments to the new gun boat Yorktown, which is soon to go into com mission. While this is generally the case upon the completion of a new vessel, the Yorktown holds out superior inducements because of her fine officers' quarters'and generally good qual ities. It is the present understanding that tbe Yorktown will be commanded by Commander Chadwick, now attached to tbe American Lega tion in London. A FACTOM GOING SOUTH. One of the Titirae Philadelphia Cotton Mills Removing to Alabama. Philadelphia, March 26. The looms and other machinery of J. P. Jones' Calcutta Mills, of Frankf ord, are being removed as fast as they can be made ready for shipment to Birming ham. Ala. Cheaper labor is the reason given by Mr. Jones for his removal from Frankf ord. The Calcutta Mills until recently employed from 200 to 300 hands in the manufacture of cotton goods. A Dcndlock In Rhode Island. Providence, R. I., March 20. The two branches of the Legislature cast their respect ive votes for United States Seuator to-day to succeed Jonathan Chace. resigned. The vote resulted in no election, and both branches ad journed till to-morrow, when balloting will be resumed. Signs of Spring. From the Philadelphia Times. The delightful weather yesterday brought out the first street corner crocuses in large numbers. They all smoked cigarettes. T-HE P1TTSBDRG STAGE. Admiring throngs aro gazing at the sea serpent at the Casino. "TnE Boy Hero," a realistic melodrama, will be tbe attraction at Harris' next week. Harry Williams' Academy has an excel lent attraction this week, and is crowded at each performance. Miss Nellie MoHenry and a strong com pany, presenting "Three of a Kind," will be at the Opera Honse next week. Tho comedy de scribes the adventures of some city people at a country boarding house, which is run for reve nue only; and the laughable adventures and complications are abundant. Miss McHcnry appears as DolUe Dashwood, which is said to be the best role sbo bas ever played. A TEATURE of "The Crystal Slipper." the spectacular extravaganza which begins a week's engagement at the Bijou Theatre Mon day evening, that has attracted much atten tion, is "The Halls of Time" a superb allegori cal transformation, which concludes the per formance of the piece. It is in three scenes and a tableau. "The Realms 6f the Revolving Hours" is described as the striking part of tbe very novel and artistic idea. A huge clock oc cupies tbe centre of tbe stage. Perched high above the dial stands a beautiful girl lb classic robes. In her hand she holds a golden pendu lum. Around the dial revolves, In flying pos tnre, twelve figurantes, representing the hours of the day and night. In fact, all the characters of the piece are picturesquely grouped. The. sale of seats begins to-morrow morning. MOTHER AND CHILD. One night s tiny dew-drop fell Into tbe bosom of a rose; Dear little one. Hove the well Be ever here thy sweet repose!" Ecclnghe rose with love bcdlght, The envious sky frowned dark, and then Sent forth a messenger of light And caught the dew-drop up again. "Ohj give me back my heavenly child M love!" the rose in anguish cried; the sky triumphant smiled. Al d so the flower, heartbroken, died. i,ugene twla in the Chicago Sews, 1 A Ob-fi 1889; THE FESTIVE GAT0R. ' Dancer of the Extinction of the Mammoth Reptile An Unpopular Pet With a. Pen chant for Babies Its Economic Yalne When Dead. No very poignant regret will, we fancy, be felt at the announcement that the alligator is in some danger of extinction. Indeed, so far from deploring the disappearance of this un attractive reptile, a great many people in America and elsewhere would feel that the pleasures ot life bal appreciably increased, were it to share the fate that they hope will ultimately befall the mosquito and the rattle snake. Civilization bas proved pitiless in its dealings with the wild, animals of the New World. The buffalo, the moose, and the wapiti are daily dwindling away; until before the boys now at school are middle-aged men the sight of one will have become as rare as that of a Labra dor duck on the Newfoundl and coast, or a great bustard on the Wiltshire downs. The polar bear is getting scarce in Greenland;and though possibly tbe outlying settler, especially if he had forgotten to bring bis gnn, might bear with the deprivation, all those who have been enter tained or inspired by the early literature of thtf Great West will deplore the fact that the grizzly is beginning to follow the pronghorn, the mountain goat, and the once-teeming herds of bison. But it is hard to imagine any one, ex cept the tourist on the Kissimmee, or tbe skin hunter of the St. John's, who will bewail the doom of the alligator. Its Extinction a Matter of Time. However, though there cannot be any doubt of its rapid decrease, we venture to question whether the close of its career is even yet within measurable distance. The spread of settlement, the systematic hunting of the brute for the sake of its hide, teeth, oil and musK, the slaughter of it by the powder-burning visi tor to Florida, and the extensive winter tour ist trade in little alligators as choice gifts to Northern friends, have all tended to thin the southern swamps in an appreciaDie aegree. But in the lagoons and backwaters of the Mis sissippi, the '"gator," as he is familiarly termed, is not likely to be a rarity for a great many years to come, and there are swamps and pools, dank and slimy, concealed among groves of trees bung with the funereal-looking Spanish, moss, as far north as the Red river mouth, and the Neuse in North Carolina, where this warmth loving reptile will findaretuge long after it ha3 been slain in more accesslDle places. It swarms off the tourist routes in the Flondlan everglades, and beyond the bounds of the United States, tbe Mexicans of tbe Uuif a ates and the dusky Republicans of Central America could desire nothing bet ter than SI for everv hnere "Lacarto" between Tehnantepec and the Chagres river. They are far too plentiful in the Lake of Nicaragua. Their log-like bodies bask on every sunny spit oi tne san Juan between San uanos ana urey town, and even the canal diggers have not driven them out of the marshy jungle north of Colon. As for South America, tbe Cayman, a near ally of the more Northern formsis. In that still lone land of vast rivers and swampy lakes, scarcely disturbed. Tbe Indians slay it. But, as the brute lays a couple of hundred eggs, tne cnances are ail lniavoroi tneiresn brood far exceeding the yearly slaughter. An Unpopular Pet. It would be vain to claim for the alligator even tho smallest modicum of popularity. Idle folks, it is true, affect to make a pet of him. and try to persuade their friends in New York that be only requires to be better known to be at least tolerated. But this extremely qualified affection extends only to tho "gator" when very young. The perverse lover of paradox bas never bad much to say in favor of the adult reptile, and it is noticed that the theorist who affirms that the brute is harmless (unless in exceptional circumstances), is invariably anxious, when one is seen waddling out of the water, either to put a bullet in its eye or to make sure tbat there is a comfortable distance between himself and the unappreciative theme of his eulogy. Nevertheless, the traveler who feels that his labors have been in vain unless he can prove all of his predecessors to have been simpletons, or something worse, has tried to make out a case for the alligator. His logic, it must be admitted, is somewhat de fective. Many reputable voyagers Raleigh and Herrara, and Velasquez and Bartram, to mention only the historical names have wit nessed and described its ferocity. But tbe latter-day visitor to New Orleans or to Tampa Bay, by producing a score of people who never saw the alligator eat anybody, considers him self justified in scoffing at the veracity of those who did. A Ferocious Saurian. More than 300 years ago the huge reptiles which haunted tbe vicinity of Porto Sello would drag away and devour a man whom they surprised asleep, though they were so timorous that they fled when attacked. In the "River of Lagartaros," so called from their enormous abundance in its waters, Raleigh narrates how a negro, "a very proper young fellow." was de voured by one when swimming at the mouth of the river; and at Panama, so Herrara relates In J516, "an alligator has been known to take a man from the stern of a boat." All the old voyagers aro in evidence to tbe same effect,and Bartram, a most respectable botanist, who visited Florida less than a century.ago, is most circumstantial in his description of the de termined manner in which tbe alligator stormed his skiff add tried to snatch him out of it. Still more recently, about 30 years ago, a woman washing clothes on tbe banks of tbe Nicaragua Lake, at Virgin Bay, was seized and killed by one, just as the Nilotic crocodile snatches up incautious bathers. Many similar instances have been put on record, one of tbe most painful being, perhaps, tbat of a well known mining engineer. who in crossing a stream in Nicaragua, slipped from the fallen tree which served as a bridge, and. before bis comrades could help him, was torn to pieces by the reptiles lurking in the thickets along the river banks. There are even more blood curdling tales told, though, as "'gator stories," like those relating to bears and snakes, must be received with caution, it is better not to pin one's faith to tbat horrible legend of a huge reptile ascending through the clay floor of a Mississippi woodchopper's hut and escaping with a baby before the terrified mother could seize the family ax. At the same time no one pretends to affirm that in tbe water an alligator is harmless, though, as a rule, a negro baby seems to be more affected by it than any other prey perhaps, for tbe simple reason tbat in tropical regions black people are more nu merous than white ones, and dusky children more left to themselves than those of the dom inant race. Degenerating in SIzo and Spirit. It Is, however, open to discussion whether the alligator bas not decreased both in bulk and ferocity since it made the acquaintance of tbe white man and his killing ways. It is sel dom that one is shot nowadays of tbe size which the early visitors to the Mississippi de scribed as quite common. The hunter always selects tbe biggest prey, with the result tbat tho average length diminishes. Again, tho constant attacks to which it has been sub jected during the last three or four centuries must have, made it timorons. while its slug gishness, even in the water, which is its true hunting ground, is naturally in an inverse ratio to the abundance of food obtainable. In winter, when it passes most of its timo in a half-dormant condition, in holes in the river bank, it is the delight of the negro to drag it out, tail first. At that period the beast is less active than in summer, or in spring, when its grunt may be beard in every direction. Fish and files form its proper dietary, and cows, horses, and mankind are titbits entirely exceptional. At bon it Is not a reptile calculated to inspire confidence. It is not pretty, and its bead-like eyo is undeniable cruel and cunning, while the great tail and tbe peg-like teeth are too sug gestive for admiration. There )s a possibility that, before long, we shall havo an Alligator Protection Society, though whelher the sub scribers will be many may be doubted. lis Economic Vnlne. At present its main interest lies in its habits and Its hide. Tbe natural history of tbe crea ture is, curiously enough, still far from being accurately known, as the disputes over its re ported ferocity prove. It is not imnrobable that, just as there aro certain sharks and crocodiles notoriously addicted to human flesh, so ther aro man-eating alligators "races," as the zoologist terms such peculiar breeds of a particular species. However, it is clear that, as a good bide brings Sfrom the tanner, the Carman is not likely to trouble the settled districts of tbe South for many more generations. The teeth are extensively manu factured into ornaments, and among tbe other staple industries of Florida, the extraction of alligator oil. and of the inferior musk which is generated by glands in its lower jaw, de serve a prominent place. It is, to a certain extent, a satisfaction to know that such a rep tile has some economic valne. The mosquito has been shown to form the intermediary through which tbe hapless Chinaman is Infect ed with the curious bloodworm of which he alone is the viotira. But this Is poor consola tion to tne white man tortured w.th its bite. And tbe selfish lord of creation who Imagines that tbe world was created for bis behests alone is apt to doubt the ways of Providence when he'escapes tbe snap of an alligator's jaws in tbe creek, only to trainplq on a rattle snake's tail on the bank, London Standard. W BEW I0EK HEWS BOTES. Old Bonen Put to a Good Use. rsiW TOBK BtmiAff SPECIALS. 1 New York, March 26. The steamship Win gates, which came so near being lost off Long Island last week, brought a queer cargo to this port when she finally reached it. The vessel was from Alexandria, and her cargo consisted of 700 tons of bones gathered In th sands of the Sahara and Arabian deserts. The bones were of both man and beast, and were the col lection of centuries, If not of thousands of years. They are to be used for the refining of sugar, manufacture of paper, fertilizing the ground, and for knife handles, etc It was a German who thought of putting the bones of the desert where they would do the most good. Killed for Not Buying Something. Morris Mulinski, a "pulier-in" for Harris Cohen's clothing shop, at Baxter street and Park Row, plied the part of his profession which gives it Its name once too often to-day. When Charles Adams, a passerby, took no notice of his request to buy something, Mulinski seized him and tried to pull him into the shop. Adams' attempts to get away were replied to by Mulinski with a blow which knocked the unf ortunato man down. His head struck the pavement, and be is now dying in tbe Chambers Street Hospital from a fractured skull. Mulinski tried to escape, out he was arrested and was committed without baft. Dropped Their Money on a Saro Thing. There was a ten-mile foot race for $1,000 and the gate receipts, which proted to be 750, in New Brunswick last night. The contestants were Robert Pendergast, the local amateur champion, and James Anderson, who said ho was the amateur champion of Burlington. N. J. The New Brunswick ers backed their repre sentative heavily, and several thousand dollars were staked. Anderson won the race with ease, and when the battle was lost and won it was discovered that be is a professional. The Tax Collector Hard to Meet. Ward McAllister's name leads a list of at least 400 delinquent taxpayers which has been issued by the Controller. Part of the property for which be is derelict is at U and 19 West street. The amount due on it is $240 for taxes and J15 for water rates. This is an accumula tion of five years. McAllister is not alone in his glory as a delinquent taxpayer. Among the other members ot the 400 fashionable folk who are also in the list are William Rhine lander, Peter Goelet, W. H. Aspinwall, J. Ker nochan and John Stuart. Unless Mr. McAllis ter pays np by June 10 tbe property will be sold under the hammer. The same fate is re served for a building he owns at Battery Place and Morris street, on which 3230 is due arrears since 1S3L A Pretty Chorus Girl's Fate. Bertha Errington, one of the prettiest chorus girls of tbe London Gaiety Burlesque Com pany, was buried from a Brooklyn undertaker's shop this morning. She lost her health soon after her arrival in this country, but continued to sing in the chorus until a week ago, when she was obliged to take to her bed. Saturday she was removed to tbe Long Island College Hospital, where she died Sunday of an affec tion ot the kidney complicated with typhoid fever, at about the time the Gaiety Company started for Chicago. Tbe mourners at to-day's funeral were her sister, who is a member of the Gaiety Company, her husband and an aunt. On tbe coffin, which stood in tbe middle of tbe shop, were several wreaths, one of which was sent by Nellie Farren. The chorus girls sent the others. Rev. Warren Hnbbard read the burial service. The interment Was in Wood-lawn. CALLED TO ACCOUNT. A Canadian Railroad Ordered to Square Itself With the Inter-Stnto Law. Washington, March 20, The following order was to-day made by tho Inter-State Com merce Commission: WnznEAB, Information has been lodged with tho Inter-State Commerce Commission to the effect that the Grand Trunk Hallway, of Canada, a cor poration incorporated under and by virtue of the laws of the Dominion of Canada, and also of the laws of several States of tbe American Union, a common carrier of persons and property to and from various, points in tbe United States to and from various points in the Dominion of Canada, and as to such traffic subject to the act to rcgnlate commerce, has violated and is still violating said statutes In divers particulars by granting rebates on traffic, taken and carried by it from points in tbe United Stales to points in the Dominion of umaaa, ana nycnarging less man its puuusneu tariff of rates on traffic taken by it from points in the United States to points in the.Domlnlon of Canada, It is therefore ordered by tbe Inter-State Com merce Commission tbat the said Grand Trunk Hallway, of Canada, be and the same is hereby notified to appear before tbe Inter-State Com merce Commission, at its office In the city of Washington, on the 4th day of April, In the year 1889, at lu o'clock A.M. of said day, then and there to answer the aforesaid commission concemlngall the matters aforesaid, and then and tbere to sub mit to such investigation as may be made thereof by tbe said commission. It was also ordered tbat a copy of this order be sent to tbe officials of the Grand Trunk Company, and to II. B. Ledyard, President of the iUculgan Central Railroad Company. EMPEROR WILLIAM'S GIFT. Ho Sends $130 to a Charitable Institution of Baltimore. Baltuioee, March 26. Sister Benedicta, Superior of the new city hospital being erected at Calvert and Saratoga stieets, to-day re ceived a check for $150. forwarded by Emperor William, of Germany, for the benefit ot the in stitution. A letter accompanied the gift from Mr. Emll Heydennch, Acting Imperial Ger man Consul, explaining the object for which His Majesty had transmitted the money. It is understood that the gift is a result of a report made by Consul Heydenrich to the foreign office at Berlin at tbe request of the latter to name some institntlon in Baltimore where a donation from the Emperor of Germany would be acceptable. The money will be used to furnish a room in the new building when completed, which will be named in honor of the donor. The Fruit of Electric Plants. From the Boston Globe.1 The young lady who asked ber professor of botany where electric plants grew, and what they had to do with the expense of light ing a city, does not yet know tbat $70,000,000 of capital were invested last year In raising light ning. An Explanation. From the Philadelphia Times.". The Emperor -William's hesitation about call ing on his grandmother is understood to be due to his reluctance to adopt tho low-necked corsage. SOME CHOICE ADS. Wanted, in office of business man, a boy about 17. No young gentlemen need apply. ' Waltek Have given Tiger stuff you sent Poor dear papa has gout in toe. Shall beat home this evening. Claba. If Mrs. Brown, who left her poor, sorrowing husband a few days since, don't soon return there will be another Mrs. Brown. Wanted to hire for about six months.a good sound rhinoceros hide of not more than two inches in thickness. Address Baseball Um pire, A Yocso man suffering intensely from bald ness of the upper lip offers bis entire week's salary, amounting to S7, for a sure remedy. Have tried several infallible cures. A poor widow woman is desirous of ap prenticing ber only son to some bloated cap italist or monopolist, Would pay a small premium if he could be taught the business within two years. Lost, a pocketbook containing $10,000 in gold and greenbacks. Should the person fortunate enough to find it return it to tiie owner, who is a poor man, he will bo owed a very heavy debt of gratitude tho rest of his life. A FtTBLlc philanthropist, renowned far and wide for tbe extent of his benefactions, who bnt a year ago gave a boy a nickel for merely finding bis pocketbook, begs to remind bis fellow citizens of the disgraceful fact that no marble statue has thus far been erected to hU honor. R, 8. A vile rumor having been set afloat among' the select circle in which I move to the effect that my father acquired the immense wealth I Inherited, as a gentleman's tailor and oat fitter, I do herewith declare said rumor to be utterly lalse.and brand the low-born wretch whom I susnect of putting it into circulation as a liar and scoundrel. Tne old gentleman made his pile as a contractor of army supplies during the late war. AtBEET Edwasd Van Stuyvssant dk , Noodle. - New York Evening Bun?- s , 'Jfi flJKIOUS !QBMfflSATIOX&tf -St. Petersburg is to have a $7,000,000 theater. j A 1,000-pound manatee (sef ow) was captured near Juptler. Pla., last week. Five of the seven members of the Ver mont Supreme Court wero born in 1S35. The late Melbourne Exposition was not' much of a success. The accounts showed a deficit of S1jO,000. -Henry C. Hunter, in jail at Crawfords ville. Ind.. for bigamy, had the cbeokto i send to both his wives andask them to goon his bail bond. Carriage manufacturers are predicting that in the not distant future wooden wheels will be done away with, and steel wheelsi snbsti;. tnted, on account of the increaslngcarclty or lumber for wheels. Continental swindlers are palming off upon British agriculturists great bargains in cloverseed that has been feated with sulphur fumes to give it a bright and new look, but that really is old and worthless. Frenchmen of science haye produced artificial emeralds by fusing silica, alumina and glucina with traces of oxide of chromium, with acid raolyudate of lithia, at a temperature) 01 from 600 to 700 for 15 days. Joseph Matthews, of Talbotton, Ga.,, says tbat a chicken was batched at his home few days since that Had four legs, four wings16 and a bead like a mouse. He has preserved' this wonderful chicken in alcohol. A Michigan lumberman has adopted the use of pine roots as fuel for his hobby. Ha has the roots cut np Into IS-inch lengths, and uses them In grates instead of soft coal, to which, he declares, they are superior. r Woodmen say that three-fourths of ther moss on trees grows on thenorthern side, that the heaviest bongbs on spruce trees are always , on the south side, and that tbe topmost twig of every hemlock tips naturally to tbe east. A boy living near Abilene, Tex., was recently bitten by a snake, and was soon taken with convulsions. An old Mexican scraped out tbe bowl of a briar pipe, applied the scrapings to the child's wounds, and the next day tbe boy was well. An English electrician has invented a material thathe calls alterlon," for the pre vention of corrosion in boilers. Tbe interior of tbe boiler is coated with tbe material, and from time to time electrical currents are sent' through It. . ' French engineers are utilizing the poppy to strengthen railroid embankments. The roots of the plants form a network that cannot be exterminated without great diffi culty, and are therefore admirable for the pur pose named. A Taunton (Mass.) preacher has sued his church for salary. He was to receive 50 per cent of all collections, but the fund has only amounted to 77 cents, and he claims he did not get his share of that. He is tbe Rev. Thomas Harris, colored. Russian officials have tested and re ported favorably upon a Russian invention for applying tbe revolver principle to the barrels ot Berdan rifles. It is said tbat by this arrange ment a machine gun is obtained which will fira 480 shots a minute. William Verm, of Centerville, had both legs cut off Friday night in a singular manner at Ellzabethport, N. J. While stand ing in an empty coal car the bottom suddenly opened, dropping bim under the train, tha wheels of which passed over his legs. T. H. Gray, a photographer of Lynn, Mass., while working in his shop one day last week, happened to overthrow some shelves in the room' on which were 20,000 negatives. Tha whole weight fell upon him, pinning him to tha ground, and his rescue was accomplished with groat difficulty. At the American Express Company's sale of unclaimed baggage, which took place in Buffalo on Tuesday last, a toy trnnkwas sold for 60 cents. On opening it the purchaser discovered a number of letters, and among them notes aggregating $800 in value. Two of the notes had been outlawed just three davs one for a small amount, and tbe other for 323. Tbe others are pronounced good, and amount to something over $100. One small boy, who ran away from his home In Camden, Me., and was captured in Boston, explained to tbe police that he wanted to have somo fun, and the manner in which he intended to get it can be imagined from tbe list of the articles he had with him: Two trav eling bags, fire revolvers, a lot of comfortable clothing, novels of the biood-and-th under sort some cigarettes, fire large rusty knives, several boxes of caps and, a bag of powder. Owing to tha limited opportunities for, solemnizing marriages in Blaine county, Ne braska, the Story goes, there is great competi tion among the ministers and justices of the neace there when there is a prospect of a wed ding. "It became kaown the other day that one of tbe best citizen farmers living near Brewster was dally expecting tbe arrival of his bride-to-be from the Empire State, and tha whole judicial and clerical force in the county bas camped on his farm awaiting her arrival. Miss A. A. Crisp, a professional nurse, who had served in South Africa, Egypt and Turkey, and who had received the decoration of the Royal Red Cross from Queen Victoria, went to New Zealand fire years ago to taka charge of a hospital. She has just been mar ried to one of the doctors there, and her wed ding gown was the costume of ber profession, while the bridemaids were 19 nurses, all in uniform. The crowd at the church was so great tbat a way had to be forced through for tbe bride to reach the altar. John "Wingfield, of Washington, Ga., has a two-headed water-moccasin. He captured the snake last summer, near a wash-bole.' Tha reptile is 10 incbes long, and as large arqund as a pen staff. The snake bas two distinct heads, two mouths, and four eyes. When stirred up at the wash-hole one bead started for a small boy, but the other head moved to reconsider, and went back after another boy. After a short scrimmage the snake was captured and given a dose of alcohol. He is now in a bottle of alcohol, upon which he subsists altogether CLIPPED BITS OF WIT. Merchant's wife (suddenly appearing in her husband's office) Hahl I thought you said your typewriter girl was an old maid. Merchant (much confused) Umer, yes. m dear, of course. ofconrse;butsbelssick to-day, and she sent her little granddaughter as a substitute. Philadel phia llteord. Wibble Don't tell me that advertising amounts to anything. I advertised three consec utive days for an old woman to act as housekeeper and never got a single answer. Wabble It wa3 your own fault that you didn't. You should have advertised for a middle-aged woman. Terre Haute Express. Sure Signs. Bridget Shall I lave the hall lamp burnln, ' ma'am? Mistress No. I am pretty sure Mr. Jones won't be home until daylight. Be kissed me three times before he left, and gave me $3) for a new spring bonnet. Terre Haute Express. Ceased Taking it Straight Mrs. A. My husband is beginning to reform. Mrs. D. Indeed; 1 saw him going into a bar room to-day. Mrs. A. Yes, I know. Be went in fora glass of whisky, hut he takes water with it now.-TAe Epoch. A Ghastly Joke. Mrs. Crimsonbeak Notwithstanding the fact that they are botn made np of little things, there is a great difference be tween life and a newspaper. Mr. Yeast-Explain, please. "When a man gets tired of a newspaper he stops taking It; but when ho sets tired of life be takes lt."-ronter Statesman. OUS OLD RESIDENTEBS. Still come the yarns by wire and mail, Of men a century old. Whose sight has not begun to fall, 'Whose step Is light and bold: : Who take their ten-mile morning walks. Then nimbly dance a Jig, And snllt a cord of hlr.knrr blocks While the wind blows through their wig. .' -Oil City Blizzara- A Bracing Climate. Native (in Dakota)j. Ah, yes. you'll find this a glorious climate, glo rious; the air is so bracing. Don't you notice? Makes the nerves and muscles like steel. .. 8trangcr-(stuiubllng over a frozen man in, the snow) My goodness! What's tho matter with) himJ c fell "Um-cr-he was outdoors too long, probabiy.andT got braced a little too much. Yon see he's quite stiff; more like cast iron than steel."-PAftodeg phla Record. ' J Fall Eight Into It George Eh! Ton. got engaged last nlghti (Jus, my dear friendtjm me how you did it. '-IS Uus-Eeally I hardly know myseir. -Coulda? help It. Jnst like falling downstair. I was oaf the edge of a proposal, she gave me apusb, and tbere I was engaged. "Well, I haven't had any such experience. Every time I try to start my knees knock together and my teeth chatter and my tongue cleaves to the roofof my mouth. I've tried a dozen, tlioes. to pop tbe question to Miss Del'lnk, and slumped every tunc." . -j5t "And did she let you slump?" .-. r "Yes." .. Iff Vfit i "You are courting the wrong glrUU .VciailTor i iWeeklu. i '.. - ki 't. W! ir luiiyimpuucnt into tne Dargam. xusniorau- I ers -comomauon, pnening into mc aiicgca-i oia, ana were corn on we same nay. i t the late v llliam u. vanaeruui. j i kL ' " 1 -?X iv, r a I ,,, i Tiiiilfi. fmMsmM iJilssssssssssssssssssisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss