WW 'f5" Te? 6HBJESE FINANCIERS. X The Silver Exchange of Peking and Ithe Banker's Guild of Shanghai. CARRIER PIGEONS AS TICKERS. China tie Oldest Banking Country in the World. HOW THE HEATHENS LEND AND BORSOW rCOEBISTOSDEXCI OP THI SISPATCH.1 HANGHAI, Decem ber, 1888. One on of the leading business houses of Shanghai I find a reminiscence of the Mitkiewicz syndi cate. It is a brass sign and it bears the name of Wharton Barker upon it. Mr. Barker is supposed here to be still working for the concessions,andduring my interview witij Li Hung Chang I noted that he asked very particularly as to Mr. Barker's character and his standing among our bankers. I am told that "Wharton Bar ker intends to visit Bussia soon, and to look into the railroad projects, which propose a line from Siberia above Peking, westward through Europe, and that the status of this road will materially affect his plans. Li Hung Chang feels mnch ashamed of being taken in by Mitkiewicz, and he thinks that if the American banking scheme could be made a fixed fact he could retrieve his repu tation. The concessions he gave Mitkiewicz were genuine, and he signed them as the Secretary of State of China. "When the Government, however, found that Mitkie wicz was an adventurer they refused to in dorse them, and left the honorable Li in the lunjh. Li Hung Chang is now in cor respondence with Mr. Barker, and the next agent that Barker sends to China will prob ably have enough sense to keep his mouth shut until the articles of agreement have been signed by both parties. CHINESE CUEBENCr. There is at present no national bank in China, and this American bank with its fit tv millions of capital would, in a measure, tak'e the place of a national bank. The Chinese, however, have thousands of pri vate banks. There are 400 banks in Peking. 300 native banks in Tientsin, and Canton has banks and pawn shops by the hundreds. The rates of interest are high and short loans in tight times reach 33 per cent The pawn brokers charge 36 per cent a year, or 3 per cent a month, and the rates of ex change from one province to another are very heavy. China has no national cur rencv, andeach bank issues its own notes. These are much like our notes, save they are in Chinese characters and on cheap white paper. The only coin of the country is the cash, of which it takes from a 1,000 to 1.500 to make .a dollar, and which, small as it is, is counterfeited. The cash is a thin, round coin a little larger than one of the big American cents of a century ago, and sometimes no bigger than a nickle. Ic has a square hole in the center and is usually carried in strings of 100 or 1,000 each. Gold bricks and silver nuggets are used in making large purchases, and the unit of weight is the teal or ounce. One ounce of silver or a teal is worth about 1 40 Mexican and a common denomination is a ten teal piece, which is a chunk of sil ver cast in the form of a Chinese shoe. I saw some of these silver shoes at the Hong Kong and Shanghai bank in Peking. They are stamped with the marks denoting the fineness of the metal within them, and they contain from 97 to 99 per cent of pure silver. Gold bricks are of the size of little cakes of India ink, and these, like the silver, are subject to counterfeit. The business of the treaty ports which includes that of all for eigners with the Chinese, is done in Mexi can dollars, and each business house has & man called a shroff, who does nothing else but count money and pass upon its genuineness. CUTE SWINDLERS. The Chinese are the greatest swindlers in a small way in the vrorld. They appreciate the accumulating properties of little drops of water and little grains of sand better than any other people, and they will shave a bit of silver dust off of dollar after dollar so small that vou cannot perceive the loss un til they have saved enough to have made quite a profit. They bore holes in the coin, nil them with lead and cover them with sil ver, and in taking money from the banks here it is necessary to ring every coin. The Chinese do all their business with foreigners on a cash basis, though the credit system prevails largely among themselves. They are honest In their dealings and mer chants tell me that they stick to their bar gains even if they lose by them. China has no bankrupt laws and debtors are liable to corporal punishment from their creditors. By not paying their debts they lose caste and are practically drummed out of busi ness. It is a disgrace in China not to pay your debts, and, as a rule, the whole nation settles up at New Year's day, which comes in February. The result is that China never has a panic, and in the case of famine or failure of crops the Government some times loans money to the people. The silver dollar varies in value, and the Chinese now regulate the value of a dollar by the rise and fall of silver in the markets of the world. The biggest of the Chinese cities have their stock exchanges, and the queerest sight I have seen was the silver exchange in Peking. In company with Mr. Charles Denby, the son of our Minister, I went at 7 o'clock one morning into the crowded Chinese city. We wound our way through streets so narrow that only donkeys and men could pass through them, through pas sages where men, had to walk side wise in order to cet by each other, and finally found ourselves in a long, low build ing which looked more like a cattle shed tnan a business room. It was lighted from the roof and was filled with from 600 to 1,000 round-headed, pig-tailed, yellow-faced men, each of whom seemed to be yelling at the top of his voice and each pushing his fingers into the face of his neighbor. These men were buying and selling silver dollars, just as our brokers do in Wall street, and they made more fuss than all the bulls and bears of Hew York. CHINESE TICEEBS. At 8 o'clock the rate was fixed for the day, and the news was "telegraphed" by means of carrier pigeons to the various banks of the city. The pigeons of Peking are largely used for messengers, and they are, perhaps, the only pigeons in the world that whistle. As they flyihroueh the air they make a whistline sound which, in the ase of a flock, sounds like a whole school of bovs operating tin whistles at the same time." This noise comes from actual whistles which are tied to their tail feathers by their owners, and the noise of which scares awav the hawks from them. It is a curious sound, and I heard it many times before I could find out from whence it came. They are the tickers of the Chinese banker, and they give him all the quotations. The foreign banks which do business in China have large capital stocks, and they pay "big dividends. The Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Company, for instance, has a paid-up capital ot 57,500,000. It has a surplus of ?4,000,000, and its proprietors are liable for $7,500,000 in addition to the capi tal. It pays interest on deposits of six months at the rate of 4 per cent, and 2 per cent per annum on daily balances. It has immense establishments throughout the East, and iU banking office here at Shanghai will compare in size and appointments with the best banks of Wall street or London. It is the same with a number of other great v.r.v. hm in China. Enclish and .French capital manages thsaa, Tmt a Chinaman ai-l ways counts the money and figures up the profits and losses on one of these little boxes of buttons strung on wires, which makes up the Chinese calculating machine, .and upon which all China does its arithmetical prob lems. These banks will give you drafts on any partof the world, or letters of exchange and credit, wbich will be good anywhere. Their chief officers are among the leading business men of the Bast, and they all seem to be making money. A CLEAEINO HOUSE. The Chinese merchants keep as full a set of books as our merchants do, and they do business on a smaller margin. They keep account of stock and daily sales, and I have seen some of their ledgers. The Peking banks have a clearing house system. Bach depositor has from his banker a book with two columns, in one of which are entered his deposits and the other his drafts. He pays his creditors by checks on the bank and in the evening sends his book to be bal anced. The next morning the clerks o( the various banks get together, checks are inter changed and the accounts of the various depositors are squared. These banks are also expected to loan money to their de positors, and a man is supposed to have the right to draw on his bank for loans equal to double the amount of his average deposit. The disgrace of dishonoring debt is such that a business man failing will hardly at tempt to regain his standing in his own province, and dutiful sons often pay their fathers' debts. The honesty of the Chinese in their busi ness dealings is shown in the actions of Hon Qua, the Canton millionaire who died a few years ago, leaving at least 50,000,000. One of the Chinese firms of Canton had failed, owing a great sum to foreigners. Hon Qua got up a subscription and paid the whole indebtedness. He headed the list of subscribers with 51,000,000 out of his own pocket, saying that "Chinese credit must remain untarnished." This is the same man who when the English were about to bom bard Canton unless their demand o! $6, 000,000 was paid within 48 hours, headed the subscription list with the sum of 1,100, 000. "I give," said he, "5800,000 as a thank offering for the business prosperity I have had. I give 5100,000 as a testimony of the fidelity of my son. And 5200,000 as a mark of the affection which I bear my wife." This man Hon Qua, though dead, is still greatly honored in Conton. His gardens there are among the sights of the city and his name is synonomous with business honor. ANCIENT BANKS. China is one of the oldest banking nations of the world. The people had banks of deposit and discount as far back as 2600 B. C., and the interest laws of China date back 200 years before the discovery of America. In 500 B. C. the Government issued paper money and there is now in Peking paper money in circulation issued by private banks of as low a denomination as 10 cents. The Chinese moncv chancer may be found on every street corner and his shops are in nearly every block. He charges good rates and makes a good profit. A great deal of the money lending in China is done on somewhat the same plan as our building as sociations. It is more often in companies of ten who club together and agree to put so much into a common . fund which shall be loaned in the first instance to the man get ting up the company. At the end of the second year or six months or a month, as it may be, another contribution is levied and this goes to the second man and so on until each has had the use of an equal amount of money, and the whole matter is so graduated that each member of the club is fairly treated as to interest and capital. China is full of these small associations and there is no country in the world where the art of organization has been carried to such an extent by the different branches of capital and labor as here. Even the beggars have their organizations and the bankers have their trades unions, which regulate how all the banks connected with them shall do business. The Shanghai bankers' guild fixes the charges or 55 of the banks of Shanghai. Its rules lie before me and I see that the minutest particulars of business, are given. The various kinds of silver dollars to be taken are mentioned and checks for less than 510 are not receivable. Each banker has to send his book to the clearing house twice a day and the manager for the month has the supervision of them. Other rulesmore or less strict prevail among the banking associations of Peking and Canton, and most ot the difficulties of lender and borrower are settled here rather than in the courts. Pbank. G. Cabpexteb. A PARISIAN CAT CIECUS. Tricks of an Astonishing Nntnro by Intelli gent Feline Performers. American Agriculturist. Those persons who believe cats to be in capable ot profiting by education would change their opinion if they could see the exhibition of performing cats in Paris, Prance. The skill and docility of the little animals are truly wonderful, and would, even in dogs, be considered a proof of great intelligence. The cats arc concealed in two small wooden houses or kennels, which stand opposite each other with a row of 50 chairs between them. The performance be gins by the trainer tapping on the roof of one ot the houses. Immediately a cat comes out of the door and, after being stroked and patted by its master, leaps to the top of the first chair and then goes lightly and grace fully from one chair to the next, stepping onlv on the backs, until it reaches the other house, into which it retires. Each cat does this in turn, and then two cats cross the chair bridge in opposite directions, one go ing over the tops as before, -and the other passing along the horizontal bar just below. Lone planks are then laid over the chair backs, and a number of wine-bottles placed in a row at short intervals, and the cats wind swiftly in and out between these bottles without missing one or knocking one over. A still greater difficulty is pre sented by a small wooden disk being put on the top of each bottle, and a cat stepping from one to another while other cats lollow the serpentine walk among the bottles be low. Chairs and planks are then removed, and a number of trestles set up between the two houses. The cats leap from one trestle to another, going over bars and through hoops with all the precision andility of a circus-rider. A large wire heop wrapped in tow which has been soaked in alcohol is held up and set on fire, but the procession of pussies, nothing daunted, leaps through the flames obediently. Tight-rope dancing is the next performance, and a number of live, white rats placed on the rope receive no attention whatever from the cats. Behind the Times. Slippery Sam (in Philadelphia) Say, Jerryl 'taint no use. I'm goin' back ter York. Cool Jerry What's der matter, pard ? Slippery Sam I worked a chump for a thousan' down on Chestnut street, an' so help met when X got back ter th hotel I found they was Confed'rate bills. Polks here ain't Heard that th' war's oyer. Judge. QUAINT INN SIGNS. Joel Benton Continue Bin Amnilna In stance of Tavern Iiore Ancient Inn keepers Ingenuity Authentic and Ro mantic Legend of Old Mother Red Cop. IH'Mll'H TOR THI DISPATCH. J It was the lashion of publicans in En gland, in the more boisterous times of politics, to change heir tsigns and em blems to fit the occasion from Cromwell to Charles, and so on. The innkeeper was not less anxious than some news papers are to catch the public breeze. All the signs had an eye to attract ing the public. Mr. Charles Hindley, in his anecdotes of the tavern, says that "in a well-known country town where four inns were already established the Bear, the Angel, the Ship and the Three Cups a fifth was successfully added, the White Horse, having under the sign the following bold lines: My White Horse shall bite the Bear And make the Angel fly: Shall turn the ship her bottom up. And drink the Three Cupsdry. Mr. Hindley also says that Mother Bed Cap's tavern in Camden, dating from early in the last century, was very popular, although her house was very humble, bnilt of mud and thatched with straw. Tt was a favorite resort for soldiers, and the cele brated landlady is said to have lived long past her hundred years. Alter she died the following lines were added to her sign, which represented her in her red cap, with a glass of ale in her hand: Old Mother Red Cap, according to her tale. Lived twenty and a hundred years by drinK this good ale; It was ber meat, it was her drink, and medicine beside. And if she still had drank this ale she never would have died. Over an inn in Somersetshire stands this quatrain: Good peonle, stop and pray walk In, Here's foreign brandy, rum and gin, With cyder, ale and beer tniit's good, AM selling here by John Attwood. A number of the old-fashioned inns put up maxims of trade on their sins, as a re fusal to trust. The following is from the Three Black Bavens' sign, near Worthing: All you that pass throuch field or moor. Pray do not pass John Hampshire's door. Here's what will cheer man in his course, With good accommodation for his horse. Onr pipes are long, our ale is strong, Twill make you pipe your eye or give a song. And as good nappy should be no man's sorrow, Yur pay mo to-day, Til trust you to-morrow. Another landlord, in Brighton, puts this riddle on his sign, which you must read up ward, beginning from the bottom of the last column: More Beer Bcoro Clerk For My My Their Bo Trust Pay Sent I I Must Have Shall If I Brewers "What For And My With the words prop'erly arranged it reads : My brewers have sent their clerk, And I must pay my score; For If I trust my beer What shall I do for more? On a tavern sign in the Isle of Man kept by Abraham Lowe, was put this facetious information: I'm Abraham Lowe, and half way up the hill, If 1 were higher up. what's funnier still. I'd still be Lowe; come in and take your fill Of porter, ale, wine, spirits what you will. Step in, my friend, I pray, no farther go; My prices, like myself, are always low. The sien-board was in use in Greece and Borne. We owe, it is said, to the Bomans the bush, and sometimes ivy sprig, which stood often over the inner door; whence or iginated the saying that "Good wine needs no bush." "So," said a certain wag, "it only needs a few bottles and a corkscrew." On the Talbot Inn sign, Gloucestershire, standing at the foot of a hill, was put this couplet facing the foot: Before you do this hill go up Stop and, drink a cheerful cup. But the passenger on the other side read: Ton are down this hill, all dangers past; Stop and take a cheertul glass. The publican who had the following for a sign: Try my dinners; they can't be beat, was victimized by a customer, who evident ly did not relish them, for by wiping out the initial of the final word, he made the an nouncement read: Try mv dinners; they can't be eat. A writer in Blackwood't says the wayside inns of Scotland are not equal to those of England. There is a rustic charm and neatness of the latter, "smiling with their trellised gables, low windows, and over hanging eaves all a-twitter with swallows, a little wayoff the road, behindapine tree," that is unique. And then there is the pretty barmaid, with sweet voice, whom he commends. The Boar's Head Inn at Cheapside was spoken of by Shakespeare, and the Miter Tavern in Fleet street was for two centuries famous. The name of Shakespeare lingers about this, too, as it does at the Mermaid. If was here Dr. Johnson made the ac quaintance of Boswell. They drank a bottle of port wine apiece and sat out their talk until 2 in the morning. At the Mermaid Sir Walter Baleigh instituted "The Mer maid Club,"- among whose members were Shakespeare, Beaumont, Fletcher, Selden, Cotton, Carew, Martin and Donne, than whom no greater galaxy of fine wits ever assembled. Beaumont, in recalling the days of its glory to Ben Jonspn, says: What things have we not seen Bone at the Mermaids, heard words that have been So nimble and so full of subtle flame. As if that every one from whence they came Had meant to put his whole wit in a jest And had resolved to live a fool the rest -Of his dull life. And the bright quotation, which many will remember, goes still further. Fuller speaks, too, of the memorable wit combats held here between Shakespeare and Ben Jonson, "wbich trio," he says, "I beheld like a Spanish great galleon and an English man of war. Master Jonson (like the for mer), was built far higher in learning, solid, but slow in his performances; Shake' speare, with the English man of war, lesser in bulk, but lighter in sailing, could turn with all tides and take advantage of all winds by the. quickness of his wit and in vention." Later on Hogarth exhibited his wit at the Miter, and employed his genius occasion ally on a tavern sign. Inviting a party once to dine with him at the Miter tavern, he engraved a card on which was represented within a circle a pie, with a miter at the top, and the supporters, dexter and sinister, a knife a fork, and underneath, in Greek characters, this motto: "Eta ceta fri." There is no end, really, of piquant goisip on record about taverns, and equally exten sive is the listoi tales and bright gossip that have been produced in them. The oldUime inn may be passing, but its memory will long remain. Old Dr. Johnson, who was not easily pleased, said of it: ''There is nothing wbich has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good'tavern or inn." And Palstaff asks: "Shall I not take mine ease' at mine own inn?" But Shenstone's lines will forever Etand out as the most notable ascription to the old-time tavern. They havo often been found fault with, we are told, as being a disparagement to ordinary hospitality and of human nature, but they appeal by their pathos to one side of onr common experi ence. Shenstone says: Whoe'er has traveled life's dull round. Where'er his stages may have been. May sigh to think he still has found The warmest welcome at an inn. It is almost cruel to parody so touching a eulogy, but it is said a wag who once saw these lines appropriately displayed at a ho tel wrote.beneath them the following stanza: Whoe'er has traveled much about Must very often sigh to think Thatevery host will tum you out umess you'To picatjr w w ui. k JOEL BENXON. THE-SvpiTTSBTIElG DISPATCH? v HOW 10 VISIT PARIS. Some Valuable Suggestions by a "Well-Posted Gentleman Who HAS MADE FIFTEEN OCEAN TRIPS. A Straight Tip About the Preparations for the Yoyage. SUFFERING SEASICKNESS IN SILENCE tcoanzsronpEscisor thx pisfatch.1 Paeis, February 13, 1889. VEB in America I was requested by any numberof per sons who have never "been abroad," and most of whom in tend coming over this year to the Paris Exposition, to write an article telling folks at home which steam ers to take, how to prepare for the sea voyage, where to stop in Paris and what to see in the capital outside of the usual guide book indications. " Hot at all bad idea; on the contrary, a very good one," said the editor of The Pittsbueo Dispatch when I spoke to him about it; but the subject is so large that I shall have to divide my article into two letters. To-day let us find a steamer Jand pack our cabin trunk for the voyage. The ques tion of which line to patronize is one of high importance, for ships are not all alike, far from it. Heaven knows, and so do I, that the best is bad enough, but as there is no other way of getting to Europe, make the best choice you can and then, once started, settle down to a trip across the Atlantic de termined to do as little growling as possible. SECUBB YOUR PASSAGE. Let me see, there are no fewer than a dozen good lines by which you can come over, and when once you have decided which one you will patronize go boldly to the office and book your place or places. In some offices vou will find gentlemen glad to give you information or aid you in making your choice of stateroom, but in others you will meet with scant courtesy. . Passage secured, the next thing" to. do is to pack trunks and prepare ship's clothing. You will need only one trunk; it should be small enough to go under your stateroom berth, but large 'enough to hold all the articles and clothing required at sea, as it is not always easy to get at the hold. A lady should put in it plenty of wearing apparel, one or two changes of underwear, a dozen or so of collars and cufis, numerous handker chiefs, half a dozen stockings, some combs and brushes, hairpins (and other kind-), toilet soap don't forget this toothbrush, nailbrush, button hook, shoes, slippers, bottles of cologne, and of hartshorn or other headache stuff, towels and bandages, a hat without feathers, one or two cloth or woolen dresses never silk ones needles, thread and- scissors and three or four novels. WHISKY SEEMS TO BE NECESSAET. A man needs changes of underwear, plenty of socks, handkerchiefs and collars, a comb and brush, soap, slippers, footwear shoes with India rubber soles, well corru gated to keep the wet out and the wearers on their legs, are a good kind some cigars, or pipe and tobacco, two bottles of whisky, one or two suits of clothes, three or four novels, needles, thread, and a pair of scUsors; and for goodness sake, ladies and gentlemen, don't take a lot of fruit on board, the ship's steward has oranges, apples, lemons, grapes and all that sort of thing, which you may have for the askings These are the things for the steamer trunk. Take also a small traveling rug or blanket, aye two of them, a small pillow covered with dark-colored chintz, a warm overcoat or cloak, no matter how old, a soft felt hat, or traveling cap something that will not blow off and a steamer chair. The sensible passenger spends most of his or her life at sea in the open air, and I urge you to get out of your cabins and go on deck as early in the day as possible. Now is when your warm old clothes and chair come in usefully. There are fixed seats on deck, and they are all very well in their way, but that way is not always the way of the moment. The sun and the shade and the breeze shift; moreover, there are varieties of comforts in position. A STEAMER CHAIR. A chair that can be moved about to suit your pleasure is much preferable to a fixed seat in the shape of a wooden irame work whereon very little comfort can ever be ob tained. Get yourself, therefore, a steamer chair, and by all means buy one as long as possible. Have your name painted on it, and send it to the ship with the other bag gage. Later on the deck steward will find it for you, and he will look after it when in the evening you are obliged to turn in, or when the weather is bad out of doors. Finally the hour of departure sounds and you hurry en board where friends, most likely, have already sent you quantities of flowers. It is very foolish of our friends to do this; it is merely throwing away money, for the chances are you won't ever see the lovely buds and blossoms once the steamer has gone through the Narrows. When sea sickness strikes you flowers are as disgust ing as so many garlic stalks, and the nasal effect of faded roses on the stomach is simply awful. Happily, though, seasickness is short-lived with most persons, the stomach soon accommodates itself to circumstances, and then comes a grand appetite. Hope lessly sick for one or two days, the third a little pale and still harassed by anxiety; the fourth maybe before no longer fear, no more of distress or dreadful nausea. Now you will eat four meals every day and growl because the head steward does not set the table oftener. AN OCEAN APPETITE. One thing is certain of the sea, nearly every human being, once he or she gets over illness, develops an insatiable and in ordinate appetite. There is a chronic state of hunger pervading every Atlantic steam ship, aud the intervals between meals are filled with yearnings for the next. Whether this is because there is a greater percentage of ozone in the sea air, or whether it is that our bodies are perpetually struggling, so to speak, and there is proceeding and never ceasing waste of tissue which must be re plenished, is more than I can say, for I am neither chemist nor physicist. J.ust as soon as you are aDie to go on decs: go there immediately. Have your steamer chair placed to suit you, put yourself in it, let some person wrap the shawls and rugs carefully around your legs and over your lap, lay there and read awhile, then close the pages and think how very strange it is to be one of a mixed lot of human beings cut off from all the rest of the world with nothing but sea and sky, ship's rigging, small boats, smokestacks and the captain's bridge, to look upon. This new sensation is at best but a two days' wonder; then you give over trying to guess how many miles it is to the horizon, and become curious to know who are your fellow passengers. Now staid men and youngsters turn gossip, and all women listen; and when the well of public information on this point runs dry then tout lemonde gradually melts into a delightful civility which in some few cases becomes childlike familiarity. dok't tet to boss. "" It is necessary to remember that no mat ter whom you think you may be on shore at sea you are no person's superior, The ship's regulations must be obeyed, and you yourself will enjoy the trip only the more if you succeed in preserving the amenities of social intercourse. The number of servants are necessarily limited, hence yon must not expect to have one ready at your, beck and call, and if you. take your own man or ' SIiyDAyMAB0H3 maid along rest assured you'U have to wait on them. Be civil to tne-servants, and kind always to the crew, for the sailors are a ship's muscles and its brains are the Captain. He is the only autocrat on board, and yet he invariably treats all passengers with perfect fairness, so far as personal rights and the comforts ol the vessel are concerned. As soon as-the steamer passes the Statue of Liberty call for the head steward and ask him to give yon a place at table. Most of the ships will be so crowded this year that two or three breakfasts and as many dinners will have to be served, one after the other. Per sons who do not care about getting up too early will choose to be at the last breakfast, but everybody should try to be placed for dinner at the first table. Many persons want seats at the Captain's table, but there is no particular advantage in being there. The purser's table, that of the doctor, or of the chief engineer is just as good; the food is just the same, and is served-precisely alike at all the tables. If you drink wine with your meals you must buy it. AS to tips. Another matter that I must coach you on, and it is an important one, is as to the tips or fees. A day or two before landing the new traveler begins to worry on the ques tion of gifts to the ship's servants. The com pany pays its employes, and you ire not obliged to.give them anything, but it is cus tomary to do so. 'Indeed the custom has be come so well established that stewards' fees are now almost obligatory. On board a steamship your welfare is more or less well looked after by a room steward or stewardess; a "boots;" a bath room servant; a table steward; and the deck steward. Gentlemen have also a smoking room steward to serve them with cocktails and other badly-prepared refreshments. Now, you should give each servant a fee in proportion to the services rendered, and yet there is a minimum below which no person should descend. Thus, the roomteward or stewardness ought to be given at the rate of say, a shilling a day on the English and German boats, or a franc on the French and Belgian steamers; "boots" and "bath" should be given half as much; the steward who waits on you at table should get the same as the room servant; and the deck steward ought to have as much as the boot black for looking after your rugs and steamer chair. This, vou see is in all about GO cents per person, and of course as much may be added to it as you like. Some pas sengers give even less than the sums I have suggested. A REPREHENSIBLE HABIT. I have talked frequently with the table and room steward and stewardesses on sev eral lines, and it is certain that they would be satisfied if they were sure of receiving 1 for the voyage on the average from each passenger waited on by them. As for the smoking-room steward, a very reprehensible habit has grown up within the past few years of faking up a subscrip tion for him at the end of the voyage. This is quite wrong, and I protest against it. The room is open to everybody, and he is paid monthly wages for waiting on its occupants. If a passenger wishes to give this bar man's assistant a tip let him do it, but neither he nor the steward has a right to put a sub scription paper before anyone. The whole system of tipping the ship's servants is bad in principle, and is a decided imposition on the traveling public, and the several com panies should protect us against the greedy demands of their beggarly employes. BE SEASICK AND SERENE. No, J know of no remedy to relieve sea sickness, mnch less to prevent it Experi ence of others cannot be .trusted either, for there are persons who are not, even the first time at sea, seasick at all. Nor can we trust our own experience because some are seasick one. trip and well all the way across the next time. I have now made the transatlantic voyage no fewer than IS times, and I have escaped three times only. Coming back to France two or three weeks ago the waves ran high enough to dash over the steamer and most of the time the vessel rolled awfully, but I was not seasick an instant. I wonaer still how I escaped. Perhaps it was the excel lent dinner which Mrs. .Richardson served certain guests the night before I sailed. We had canvass-back ducks deliciously cooked, two French fattened chickens sent in from Olean by Will Williams, some good red wine from- the Saint Emillion district and some quarts of extra dryMonopole that was frapeo to perfection. Henby Haynie. MONKEYS, IN A C0BN-FIELD. The Shrewdness With Wbich They Flan Their Robbery. In a very interesting article recently pub lished by the Popular Science Monthly on the "Directive Faculty in Brutes," the foray of a tribe of monkeys on a field of corn is described. When they get ready to start on their expedition an old monkey.the leader of the tribe, with a staff in his hand, so as to stand upright more easily, marches ahead on two legs, thus being more elevated than the others, so as to see signs of danger more readily. The rest follow him on all fours. The leader advances slowly and cautiously, carefully reconnoitering in all directions till the party arrives at the corn field. He then assigns the sentinels to their respective posts. All being now in readi ness, the rest of the tribe ravage and eat to their heart's content. When they retire each one carries two or three ears of corn along, and from this provision the sentinels are regaled on their arrival at their lair. Here we see ability to rule and a will ingness to submit to. rule; a thoughtful pre paration of means to the end in view and a recognition of the rights of the sentinels to be suitably rewarded at the close ot the ex pedition. Wherein does all this differ from a similar foray of a tribe of savage men? The only difference that really exists is in degree otherwise it is much the same. FAITHFUL TO HIS TBUSfl A Dog's Watchful Care Over the Horse of His Master. A writer in the Boston Post relates this dog story: Not infrequently I observe a dog standing guard over a horse while the master ot the two animals makes a call at some down-town place of business, but I seldom see the canine groom put in so un pleasant a situation or extricate himself so cleverly as be did in a case which I. hap pened to witness lately. It was a cold day, and the dog, sitting on his haunches most of the time, changed his position pretty often as one who found his seat uncomforta ble, but he never for a moment took his eye from the horse. Presently the latter mem ber of the party, which also began to find the weather a little chill, started down the street at a fast walk. This horrified the dog; he leaped and barked in front of the offender with great vehemence, but, failing to stop his com panion In this manner, he ran -up to a gen tleman whom he observed on the sidewalk, and then back to the horse. This he re peated two or three times, barking all the while, until his request was heeded, and the stranger led the horse back to his former place at the curbstone. The dog thanked the man with a wag of the tail, and resumed his seat on the sidewalk with an evident air of relief. The Craze. Master Guy (wno has grown very rapidly) You needn't laugh, fellers. Just wait till your mothers go to see that blamed "Little iordFauntleroy", every night for a week! i II 1H O. T--v-J ' LsSA .- 1889. CLARA BELLE'S CHAT. Society. Girls Looking Forward to the ' Restful Lenten Season. DANCING FOR MONEY AND HUSBAND Ward McAllister Trying to olve a Per plexing Problem. TWO LITTLE MEN" AT THE THEATER (COBSZSFOKDEKCZ OP TUB DISPATCH.1 NEW YOBK, March 2. The Fifth avenue belle is tired out. The dancing sea son has overworked her, and she looks forward to Lent as a time for rest and re cuperation, if not for religious regenera tion. Never in New York has there been a winter of greater activity, mental and physical, for those who deem themselves "in society," and who try earnestly to do all that should be done by society people. It isn't likely that many of the washerwomen in town have, during the past three months, labored harder than the young ladies in that limited but conspicuous faction which seta itself about the job of being truly fashion able. The matrons stand the wear and tear very well. They are inured to it. Even the young wives and the older maidens are not so visibly fatigued. But the girls who are just finishing their first season outare weary indeed. Their pretty faces are not so smooth ly fair as they were last autumn, the vivacity in their manner is sensibly forced, and they waltz with appreciably less vim than they did at the outset. LENTEN becupebations. But the exertion will be over with the final dances of Monday and Tnesday nights, and then for six weeks comparative auietnde will last. There are plenty of amusements fashionably permissible in Lent, but these do not include dancing as semblies of any kind, or ceremonious re ceptions. The Lenten'diversions are large ly recreative in the way of mildly athletic games, horseback exercise, and other things to the physical good of the participant, and so I suppose that our belles will be com pletely rehabilitated by the time summer brings another annual change in their occu pations. It was a particularly swell-looking girl, with a trim, graceful figure and a piquant face, whose fatigue came so near to pros tration that I couldn't help inquiring about her. I imagined, from the neat tastefnlness of her garb and the dainty politeness of her deportment, that' she was a ' daughter of wealth who had overworked voluntarily. "You are not quite right in your conjec ture," was the reply to my query. "That girl is a hired waltzer in several dancing academies. Look in the advertising columns of the newspapers and you will find the announcements of 20 or 30 dancing masters, who offer lessons in waltzing at very low prices, and specify that female partners are provided. WANT THEIR MONEY'S -WOBTH. "The pupils are fellows intent on getting their money's worth. They demand con stant activity during the hours lor which thev pay, and the tuition consists largely of setting them to dancing with experienced girls hired for that duty. The one you are now contemplating is engaged with three of these academies, and their combined re quirements keep her waltzing pretty con stantly six or eight hours a day. xou were right in presuming that the dancing season had completely fagged her out, bnt she has been under the additional strain of doing it for a'living instead of for fun." Then I talked a little with the girl her self. She said: "Yes, it is precious hard work and I am just about done up. So you thought I was a fatigued society blle? I wish I were. Then I would at least have had reasonably good partners, instead of the awkward novices who are such a dreadful trial to me. The beginner doesn't know how to hold you, and is afraid to when he is shown how. His gait isn't regular and easy, but irregular and jerky so that you are pulled and yanked unmercifully. But his worst fault is that he steps on yonr feet. Nobody with corns should think of becom ing a professional partner in a waltzing academy. But even with feet as sound as nuts, the mischances of the novice's tread will before a winter is through reduce them to anguishing tenderness. When a new pupil gets hold of nie I don't try to guess whether he will 'step on my feet, but how many times he will do it. Yes, indeed, it isn't an easy occupation, and $20 a week wouldn't tempt me to stick to it." A WOMAN'S AMBITION. "Then why do you keep at it?" "Well, I don't mind telling you. Among the many pupils who learn to waltz with me, shouldn't there someday be a highly desirable man who will fall n love with me? So I am getting a good living for the present, and possibly a, good husband for the future." It was a cold and windy day. The signs on the buildings creaked, the horse car drivers ran along by the side of their horses to keep warm, and the crowd of shoppers hurried as fast as they could for shelter in the stores. A coupe rattled up to the curb stone, and stopped. The door opened, and a figure bundled up in a long fur cloak stepped to the sidewalk. Just at that in stant the horses of the coupe gave a sudden jump, and the alighting figure was thrown to the pavement. And then there was an apparition for the passers-by. A strong gust of wind had caught the cloak worn by the girl, and bore it straight into the air for ten leet or more. Now this girl was not dressed for a promenade. She was in full ball costume, and in her fall her fluffy skirts were blown in precisely the opposite direction that they should have taKen. There was a,howl from the small boys, and a rush by several men. The latter helped the young lady to her feet, and there she stood with her jeweled neck and arms catching the icy wind, while she tried to hold her light skirts down about her knees. A CONTEETEMPS. A gentleman had captured her cloak and a lady helped her to wrap it about her. Her long blonde hair in the meantime, being un covered, had been entirely disarranged and was blowing in all directions. Bed with mortification and cold the girl ordered her driver to take her home, stepped back into the carriage, slammed the door to and was taken away from the large collection of smiles that were turned toward her from all sides. There was some wonder about the reason for the unfortunate girl being costumed in such peculiar fashion bv daylight in a busi ness street, but I looked" up at the building before which her mishap bad befallen her and saw that it was a photographer's gallery. She had desired to preserve her lovely ap pearance for future reference, bnt. as bus rbeen seen, her commendable little plan was uiunu iv queues. The subsidence of dancing activity for Lent will not give to Ward McAllister any vacation. He will puzzle over and arrange for the ball to be given on April 29 as a featnre of the George Washington Centen nial in this city. The new President and his Cabinet will be here, and if McAllister had in his presumed mind any question about admitting these mere officials he set tled it in the affirmative. Indeed he has assumed control of this occasional ball with aview to showing that he can go outside of his four hundred when he chooses, and dis- iinguisn nimseii in aoing so. tiutthe prob lem that troubles him is the formation ot the opening quadrille. He sits for hours at his task, witn a sheet of paper spread out before him and a pencil In. his hand! endeavoring I to Jay out the plan of that set. He" con 'Kcnei rtri A 'J T : ' ' cluded without great mental strain that Mr. and. Mrs. Harrison ought to be in it. The next determination arrived at was that Gov ernor Hill and Mayor Grant should, be in cluded. M'AIiTSTEB'S UlLEMMA. Then the perplexity intervened in his cal culations. A few days ago he relieved him self a little further by deciding that Vice President Morton and his wife ought to be comprised in that quadrille. Thus he found himself provided with the four requisite gentlemen, but with two vacant places for ladies. Yesterday he wrote a formal letter to Mrs- Grover Cleveland asking her to take one of these two positions. I suppose there is not much doubt about her acquiescence. It is understood that she iscoming to New York soon after her retirement from the White House, and that she will be received into our most pretentious society. Indeed, there has been no undetermined "question in that matter. Her close relations with Mrs, Whitney, her personal good looks and win someness, and her ardent desire to partici pate in New York fashionable life, all com bine to assure the lady to our swell circles. Those who 'ought to know say that she has both the disposition and the power to be come socially conspicuous here. But as to this quadrille, McAllister is racEinghis brain whether to assign her as a- partner to the Governor or to the Mayor. There is no love lost between Cleveland and Hill, and during the last year that they were together at Albany as Governor and Lieutenant Governor they had no 'social intercourse with each other. HEE HUSBAND'S ENEMY. But McAllister says to himself that Mr. Hill and Mrs. Cleveland might dance ami cably together for a few minutes, notwith standing the husband's dislike of the bach elor; and McAllister hasn't thought that way for more than an honr before his mind swims over to the other idea that it would be better to mate Mrs. Cleveland with Mayor Grant., The fourth lady in the set is almost cer tnin to be Mrs. William Astor. But she is not the first choice of McAllister, nor the second, but only the third. Mrs. Ulysses S. Grant and Mrs. Butherford B. Hayes," as wives of Presidents, were invited by him, but both have declined, on the groond that they are not habitual dancers. Mrs. Nellie Grant Sartoris is visiting her mother, who made a remark which was construed as a suggestion that the daughter be asKed, but nothing has come of it. Mrs. Astor is aware of the situation, but she is not at all resent ful, and intimates that she will willingly accept the place. The reader doesn t deem thisa momentous topic? Well, Ward Mc- aiiisier is ot a dinerent opinion. AN ACTEES3 CHASER. The amusement at the theater where the London burlesquers are performing was ex tended, the other evening, to one of the lower proscenium boxes, where the exhibit of actress-chasers was comical. In the cor ner, so close to the stage picture that he was practically a part of it, and with his countenance turned half way to the assem blage was one of the funniest little dudes ever seen. His face was as smooth and pudgy as an infant's, and quite as void of gune. his cuny nair and suggestion ot a mustache were as yellow as the wigs of the stage women. He wore white kidjloves, the only pair on male hands in the theater; and probably he had lately swallowed as much as half a glass of champagne, for he was visibly exhilarated. His ogling of the stage, beauties, his knowing glances at the audience, and his whole expression of very mild deviltry, kept the observers tittering. As to the actresses, they did not conceal their amused contempt for what they would have called a "Johnny." He was the son of a rich man, and no doubt Eas spent money freely on these same women, who accept his re- iresnmems ana men treat mm contemptu ously. AN ACTBESS CATCHES. Among the half dozen other occupants of the box was one singular creature, who kept as jar as possioie out Ol Slgnt, DUt who I was enabled from mv opposite box seat to study interestedly. He was a misshapen dwarf, almost as tall as the other chaps when he sat in the chair, but not much more than halt their height when on his feet. for hit legs were a proportionate- iv smau section ot his figure. 'His hands had five fingers apiece, besides the thumb, and the extra finger was not an excrescence, but equal in size and propor tion to the rest. His shoes were big enough to noia six-ioea leet, and doubtless they did Now, this malformed fellow was neither rich nor socially pretentious. His name was Henry Kalph, and he was the Little Tich of the stage a grotesque dancer, whom you may have seen. The party of yonng town rounders had juuuu juuue xicn an entertaining com panion, ior he is witty on his own account, as well as ludicrous in his public perform ances. Now, while the curled and gilded darling of wealth, whom I have described, was a butt for the merry burlesquers, this dwarfish and fantastic Little Tich bad re cently won the heart of Laura Brooks, a beauty of the burlesque. They had been thrown together professionally, had fallen in lovewith each other, and had been regu- iany joinea in weaiocc Women are peculiar. But who shall say that of the two occupants of the box Little Tich would not be a more endurable husband than the brainless pretty fellow? Claba Belle. PUTTISG A HORSE TO BED. A Connectlcnt Animal That Is Particular About His Mattress and Pillows. Norwich Bulletin. There is a horse in the town of Sprague belonging to Allen Williams that has to be put to bed to be shod. As blacksmiths do not have beds in their shops for the accom modation of such eccentric animals, Mr. Williams has to carry a mattress and pillows to the shop where his horse is shod. The horse does not like to go to bed, and as it takes good management to throw him down on the mattress and get him into a mood and a position to have the shoes put on his hoots, few blacksmiths like to undertake the job. A Norwich man has dene the job repeat edly, and almost always the horse is driven to this city to have new shoes put upon him. The horse is thrown down and held on the mattress by straps across the body, and his owner insists bn having the horse's head bolstered up in a comfortable position with two pillows while the work is being done. There is not, probably, another horse in New England thatrequiresa mattress and pillows to be shod upon. MAET WASHINGTON'S GRAVE To be Sold at Auction at the Capital of the United Stales. Washington Post. J Twelve acres of land at Fredericksburg, Va., including the grave of Mary Wash ington, the mother of George Washington, is announced to be sold at auction on Tues day next. The place named for holding the salens the National Capital. On the ground is the material for the monument which was to have been erected over the grave. Bepresentative Brown, of Yirzinia. Raid a perfect title could-not be made even if me saie snouiu De enected. TheCqurtof .appeals in Virginia nad decided over and over again that property containing the graves of people could not be transferred without consent of the heirs and relatives. A Nebraska Daet. Tenderfoot Can't yon hotel robbers out here furnish tooth picks for yonr guests? The Proprietor Cert'nly, young fel ler; cert nlyf . Judge. ifVSf THEffiIfflTHTOIm,; Disgrace Falling Upon Hi3 Father's Family Leads a Yonng Mas ; A TO MAKE A HOME IN" THE "WIL1S And for a Period of Ten lean Ha Dweltoj in Complete Solitude IN THE WOODS OP. WEST VTPnrwTjV "rs iwmrrrs toe the di3patch.i , HO is President , now?" ' ' This question, com ing from an intelligent- looking, well--dressed man, was so unexpected that I looked at the speak er in amazement without replying. Was the man crazy, I wondered, or did he intend to work, off some kind of a joke on me? Hesawtho surprise, which must have been reflected in myjface, and continned: "I am perfectly serious. I ask for in formation. If you will kindly answer me I ' will explain the cause of my ignorance." The man appeared to be sane, and cer certainly he was thoroughly in earnest. "Grover Cleveland is onr Chief Magis trate at present, but his term of office ex pires on Monday, when Benjamin Harrison, will be inaugurated as his successor. Is it possible you have forgotten facts with which every other person in the land is per fectly familiar?" "Thank you. I have not forgotten. I never knew. Let me order these glasses re- , filled, and then 1 will endeavor to tell yon. why I am under the necessity of asking such strange questions." This conversation took place one day last week in a well-known Pittsburg restaurant. Ever since then it has not been out my mind more than a few hours, either at night or by day. The man was a stranger whom I had done a favor in return for which he had asked me to take dinner with him. Although he had some--thing of the looks aud appearance of a rustic he was evidently a gentleman in the true sense of the word, and rather than wound his feelings, I accepted his invitation readily. Besides, we had traveled together from Cumberland, Md., to Pittsburg on the Baltimore and Ohio road and had become, as well acquainted as two men possibly could during a journey of a few hours dura tion. THE.STEANGEE'3 STOBT. This is the tale which the stranger told me as we sat at the table sipping our wine: "I have been out of the world, so to speak, for exactly ten years the 2st of next month. No, I have not been abroad, but have spent the time in one of the loneliest and least inhabited portions of the mount ain regions of West Virginia. Before I voluntary renounced civilization to lead a hermit's life I lived with my parents on a farm some distance np the valley, of ' the Monongahela. My father was in com fortable circumstances. I was his only son, and I had far better educational advantages than were enjoyed by most of the farmers boys of the neighborhood. After spending several terms profitably at the village acad emy, J began the study of the law in the -office of an attorney of wide reputation. I was making fair progress, and expected to be admitted to the bar in a few months, when the shadow of a great disgrace fell npon the honorable name hitherto borne by , our family. " "It is unnecessary for me to go into de tails I could not do it, even at this lata day. I can only say that the blow was a 1 terrible one. It sent my mother to tha grave,, made the old age of mv father wretch ed and ruined the happiness of a sister who was dearer to me than life itself. It may have been cowardly and unmanly in me, but I fled from home, resolved never to cross my father's threshold again. Even now I do not know whether my father and sister are dead or alive, as I have never dared to make inquiries, fearing my own identity might be discovered. It's a wonder the mental torture I endured did not drive me mad. It did not, though there have been many timei when it seemed to me that oblivion or even death would be welcome. SEEKING POBGETFtrLXESS. "You would probably judge me to be ft man of 45 or 50 years. These gray hairs and these deep lines on my face make ma look old, I know. My age, in reality, is but 32 years. I fled from my desolated home and the scene of my blasted prospects, feeling that I must hide myself from tha gaze of mankind. I courted forgetfulness, but never found it. My misery has been my sole companion during all these years, "With a sum of money in my pocket amounting to about $200 and a small pack age containing a few articles of clothing and three books bhakespeare, Byron and tha Bible 'I struck out into the wildest part of . our neighboring State. At the last town ' before I arrived in the wilderness I bought a gun and ammunition. I found a deserted habitation in the woods, which looked as if it might nave once been a moonlight distil ler's headquarters. It was half cavern and half cabin. This I occupied first as my hunting camp, and finding myself unmo lested, I made my permanent home there. Until I left it for good last week I had never been absent from its shelter for more than two consecutive nights at any time in ten years. The money I took with me en abled me to buy what supplies I needed at a country store some four miles np the valley, and to the same place I carried and sold the fur and game that I secured by my skill in hunting and trap ping. Though but a novice in these arts when I first entered the woods, I soon be came quite an expert in both, and my in come was ample lor my simple wants. A short distance from my habitation was a small patch of ground partially cleared by the action of foress firest,.'and theretl made a sort of field where I carried on a rude and primitive kind of agriculture, raising vege tables and a little corn ior 'roasting ears. A MODEES ROBINSON CRUSOE. "Bobinson Crusoe, on his desert island, was not so'much alone as L Only two or three times in all those long years did lever see the face of a human being near my cabin. The few hunters who came that way, if they discovered my retreat, never molested me. I made as few trips as possible to the hamlet of half a dozen houses where the store was located, and I doubt if a dozen people in all that region knew my face, the name I had assumed or where I lived. I read the books I had with me through until I can now repeat whole pages from each of them. I had resolved never to look into a newspaper, even should one come in. my way, and I never-broke that resolution but once. I conversed very little with the storekeeper or anyone else I chanced to meet, and I knew nothing of political or social movements. On one occasion when X brought from the store a bundle wrapped in a part of an old newspaper the tempationto see wEat the world' was talking about was too great. I seized the paper and read and reread it until every Br VllEnil; word was fixed upon my mind. Prom V! that paper I learned that Grant was dead. I do not know who succeeded Haves aa "i President; I know nothing of current his tory. Almanacs, put out by firms dealing in patent medicines, which were thrust into packages and procured at the store, enabled -me to keep track of the days of the week and month, so that I always observed Son day, as I had been taught. "A few days ago I suddenly came to ths conclusion that I had wasted my time long enough, and X left my home to mingle witn the world again. At the first town 1 reached X procured a decent suit' of clothes and got a barber to trim my hair and beard. X am. going West, and thill probably- esdarr days in some of the new mining seitie4 meats." jsask. -V - fC1 M. v" ii AjMlilSiifMffiii - i.