Claire-.- iiS"J, PITTsfr THE "DUG- DISPATCH, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 188ft, r "4 ,r ft 4" K Wlje Bigplqj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 1846L Vol. 44, N'o. 13. Entered ai Pittsburg Post office November 11, 1&S7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 69 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House-75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. This pnper having more than Double the circulation of any other in the State outaide of Philadelphia, its ndvnntnees ai tu adver tising medium Mill be apparent. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rosTAGE rr.EE in the totted states. Dailt Dispatch, One Tear. 800 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 200 Daily DisrATCii. One Month " Dailt Dispatch, Including Sunday, ona year. MW Dailt DisrATcn, including Sunday, per quarter -50 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, ona month 10 ECNDATDiSPATCn, one year. .'... 150 Weekly DisrATcn, one j car 125 The Daily Dispatcu Is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, or including thebunday edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG, WEDESDAY, FER 20, 1SS9. A GRATIFYING SUCCESS. The information given in our local col umns that subscriptions to the Exposition now reach 5192,000, and that but 30,000 more is required to provide for the comple tion of the main buildings, indicates the view which Tun Dispatch has taken of the enterprise, in its most discouraging stages. We have asserted steadily that while PitUbnrg is slow, and sometimes discour agingly so, there is abundant capital and public spirit to support any enterprise that is for the public welfare. Some of our citi zens who are largely supplied with capital may be lacking in public spirit; and others who are most overflowing with public spirit may be deficient in the other quality. But the general distribution ot both elements in a live community is such as to insure that when the necessity and importance of public enterprise is fully brought home to our people the money and energy necessary to carry it through will be forthcoming. It is one of the most gratifying features of the Exposition subscription that it includes all classes, from the laborer up to the larg est capitalist Every dollar will be returned ten-fold in one form or another; but that is not the richest return which will come from this effort. Our people are learning the lesson of working together lor the advance ment of the whole community. It is being taught that united action for the common benefit will accomplish more for all in a year than a selfish policy of every man for himself will in a decade. When Pittsburg learns that lesson as some of her "Western neighbors have learned it, the capital and natural resources of the city and section can be made to eive her a strength unsurpassed, if not unrivaled, by any city in the land. WHERE THE FAILURE IS. The "Failure" question has had all the changes rung upon it until it is fully worn out, Starting with the question, "Is Mar riage a Failure?" it has gone through the entire gamut of the functions and relations of life until it gets down to the discussion whether housekeeping is a failure, in the latest Korth American Review. The result of the discussions is likely to convince those who depend on these essayists for their opin ions that everything is a failure. It is not difficult for the pessimists to find examples ot failure in every quarter. That is the necessary accompaniment of living. So that the whole thing turns ns back to Mallock's conundrum of a decade ago: "Is Life worth Living?" However the writers may rank themselves on that question, the great mass of mankind by their insupera ble objections to leaving this world, reply that it is. The whole thing may be summed up by the truth that everything is a failure to those who fail in everything; for which the responsibility lies less with the things than with the persons. SHEARING THE SHEARERS. The arrest of Mrs. Friend and the other enterprising engineers of the sugar refining swindle is one of those distressing events which sometimes come to mark the hap piest of histories in this world of sorrow. The peculiarly distressing feature of this development of one of the most cleverly planned and nicely conducted frauds that ever swept the cold cash from confiding lambs into the pockets of the shearers", is that a truly national industry has herein received an awful setback. If it should come to pass that plain every day justice is able to retire these sugar re finers extraordinary for a considerable length of time to the cramped and prosaic confines of a penitentiary, what will be the effect upon the struggling humbugs, leeches and wharf rats of civilization who have not yet found their opportunity to snatch a fortune at the world's expense? They will surely be discouraged. The innocent beings who are ever on the watch to drop their hard-earned dollars into some hole in the ground, will be frustrated in their desires. There-willbenorat holes worth mention ing; if it become apparent that rats are doomed to be trapped and condignly pun ished. All the same we are willing to let' the lambs suffer and the innocents weep because they cannot deprive themselves of their wealth, if swindling is to be made costly to the swindlers as well as the swindled. MODESTY IN UNIFORM. There is a tender pathos in that question which a "Young Naval Officer" put to Mrs. Sherwood, the authority on etiquette, in these columns last Sunday. "Am I ex pected to wear my uniform at private par ties? It is very stiff and uncomfortable," said he, and Mrs. Sherwood hastened to tell him that he need not i ear his uniform everywhere, but that he would be conferring a favor upon us all and beauty upon himself by wearing his uniform wherever he could. The idea of a young naval officer asking anybody's advice about his personal ap pearance, is simply pathetic. It shows that the service, sir, is going to the dogs. Who has ever known a naval officer of junior rank who was not perfect ly confident of his ability to be right aud do r'ght under all circum stances? And of all things he is best posted in the matter of dress. We can barely imagine a handsome young wearer of Uncle Sam's cloth asking where under the shining sun he might not appear in the dark blue and gold. The young naval officer who appealed to .Mrs. Sherwood is to be pitied.. He will have a hard time of it. His career will be dotted with novel experiences, and he will be known to all the world as the first young naval officer who possessed modesty, the first who confessed that a uniform which enhanced his looks was stiff and uncomfort- able, and the first who did not, in a word, know it alL THE SOURCES OF PANIC. An interview in our financial columns discusses the panic of 1873, and the ques tion whether there is any such parallelism between the era immediately preceding that convulsion and the present time, as to war ranting forebodings. It is about time for people to clearly recognize that the crash of 1673 was due to a variety of causes, all of which combined to produce business disaster. An era of railroad building on bonds, with the stock purely water, was precipitated into disaster by the failure of Jay Cooke & Co.; but that was not all, Nearly every other branch of business was on an inflated basis. Pig iron had just been pushed up to $45 a ton. Heal estate in Pittsburg was very nearly as high as it is now, with little more than half our present population. All this inflation and speculation was in the teeth of the natural decline of values produced by the return to a specie basis; and the pricking of the bub ble was inevitable. We have, at the present time, the same features of highly watered railroad build ing and wide speculation; but all the other factors of general failure are absent. The commercial staples were never on a more conservative basis. The currency of the nation is not fluctuating. There may be checks and liquidations in the speculation quarters, as there have been before; but any repetition of 1873 is impossible until there is a repetition of the general inflation and boom in all commerce that was characteris tic of the years immediately preceding that event. We think that the commercial memory of the nation is good enough to avoid that source of danger. The best guarantee of the stability of our prosperity is in the distinct separation of legitimate business operations from the speculative element BAYARD'S BUGABOO. It is comforting to know that Secretary Bayard has found a broad national reason for the justification of a foreign policy based on the tactics of the crawfish. Through the columns of his inspired organ, the Baltimore Sun, he discloses the weighty considerations which hare impelled the administration to swallow all that the strong powers can do, and to roar ferocious ly only against a petty foe like Hayti, or a distant and'safe one like China. Mr. Bayard dreads and reprehends the military spirit If the military spirit should get the better of ns, the liberties of the na tion arc among the things that are past Better let foreign powers break theirtreaties, ignore our rights and teach our diploma tists how easily two-year-old declarations may be swallowed and digested, than that the country should be dominated by that dreadful military spirit and consequently throw away its power of self government. Listen to Mr. Bayard's Cassandra-like prophecy: A war necessarily means an army, and if once the military spirit got thorough possession of the people this army would become a perma nent establishment It wonld, of course, have a leader, and if the army became the dominant force in the State it would be but a step to a dictatorship. Sooner or later our liberties wonld be trampled in the dust; the rights of the individual would disappear, and upon the ruins of our cherished institutions would be reared the fabric of a military despotism. This is a somewhat ancient bugaboo; but it bas been so long disused as to have re gained all the merits of freshness and novel ty. During the war, gentlemen of Mr. Bav ard's pacific stripe were much more con cerned lest the creation pf a dictator should destroy our Government than they were lest a rebellion in arms should accomplish the same result Its last appearance was when Frank Blair brought out his alarming pict ure of "the warrior on horseback" as a reason why Grant should not be elected, with rather disappointing efiect on the im agination of the voters. Mr. Bayard's resort to the old scarecrow indicates that he is hard up for more modern arguments. A nation which dissolved an army of over a million men twenty-four years ago, is not to be scared out of its wits by talk about "military dictatorships." There is not a tithe as much danger of destroying our in stitutions in that way as there is of corrupt ing them by the insincerity of politicians and the spirit of plutocracy and monopoly. A I0SSLBLE RESTRICTION. Rev. Washington Gladden in a recent ar ticle, on "Safeguards of the Suffrage, " makes as nggestion with a good deal of force in it, to the effect that criminals, paupers and mis demeanants be excluded from the right to vote. These are classes most liable to be se cured by bribes and are among those whose votes are sought for by dishonorable means. A. computation of the number that would be affected by such a restriction of suffrage places the average at 1,500 in a city of 100, 000 population; while in 'New York it is es timated that the proportion of ignorant and undesirable votes thus thrown out would'be even greater than the 16,000 or 17,000 indi cated by that ratio. It would certainly seem that such a law would sensibly dimin ish the power of vicious elements in politics, especially in cities where they are at pres ent the strongest The gravest question is that which stands in the way of most re forms in the present age, namely, whether it would be honestly enforced or not THE MUSTACHE THREATENED. Following on the heels of the attempt made by certain courageous possessors of comely calves in New York City to revive knee breeches as a distinguishing feature of full dress, a rumor comes that the gilded youth, of Boston, are thinking of cribbing another wrinkle from the fashion of, the past According to this rumor the aboli tion of the mustache has come up for dis cussion, and it is said as an affirmative argument and with truth, that no gentle man of the last century wouldhave thought of growing a mustache. Probably this movement against the most popular hirsute adornment of men in, these days has had its origin in the minds of those young men whose name is legion, who have found the raising of a mustache a difficult if not an impracticable affair. It can be readily imagined that among these callow youth, whose upper lips persist in remaining downy, such a fashion wonld come as a mighty boon. 'There was a fox once who lost his tail in a trap and wished to persuade the other foxes to follow his fashion and go brushless. He was not suc cessful, we believe. So will it be with the opponents of the mustache. They will "be flouted for their pains. And -supposing these daring innovators were to change the present fashion, how could they hope to escape the wrath of young women everywhere? The mustache as an accompaniment of osculation is popu lar with the fair sex, we have always un derstood. The Conncilmanic contests in the two cities yesterday were quite lively in certain districts. It was a factional battle for favors in the line of local politics, and only those directly interested seemed to enter into the spirit of the thing in dead earn est. It is too early yet- to sum up the results with certainty, but so far as the returns at hand indicate, it seems that the great surprises talked of early in the fray failed to materialize. While there was loud talk and rumors of war in the wards where the battle waxed fiercest, no blood was spilled, and after the smoke clears away those who took part in the fray will, as heretofore, meet as brothers and let bygones be bygones. It is said that Vice President Morton is completing arrangements for the discharge of his official duties after inauguration. These official duties will consist of giving good dinners and opening himself to the gradual perception of the fact that he is the fifth wheel to a Government wagon. The argument for the increase of salaries of the President, Vice President and Cabi net officers, on the ground that "Mr. Morton will pay more rent for his honse that his salary comes to," is liable to provoke the reply that Mr. Morton can rent a cheaper house or no house at all, , if he chooses. There is much ground for the proposition to increase the salaries of hard-worked and responsible heads of departments; but, in proportion to the work done, the Vice Pres idency is the most munificently paid posi tion in the country. Mr. Cleveland's letter to the Tariff Keform League, which was announced as if it would be a peal of thunder for free trade, turns out to be the mildest and briefest of letters expressing profound sympathy with the objects of the meeting and regrets with the regular accompaniments. The declaration of the New York Sun that "every patriotic American citizen en gaged in the business of importing the wines that are charged with sunshine and carbonic acid gas, will regret the retirement of Admiral Luce from active naval duty," indicates the apprehension that the loss of this gallant naval officer from public life may cause a depression in the wine trade. The business management of St Thomas Church in New York, seems to be under the impression that the spirit of the times requires high-toned religion to be placed under the control of a Church Trust The announcement that the law firm in which President Harrison was a partner is to be broken up, because in addition to General Harrison's change of base, Partner Miller may go into tho Cabinet and Partner Elam will also go to Washington, looks like anon-sequitur. The firm is apparently going to move to Washington; but in its dissolution it is not divided. The statement that England is the last Government insulted in Samoa permits the eagle to pitch, in modified note, the query what Lord Salisbury is going to do about it The remark of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat, with regard to the Cabinet, that "some of the positions may still be unpro vided for," is possibly correct; but if our esteemed cotemporary had desired to hit a great and indisputable fact, it would have been safe in declaring that a large majority of the politicians are still unprovided for. The weather was beautiful enough yes terday for a Presidental -election, not to talk of a mere city and borough affair. Nineteen as the total of killed as far as heard from, in that Hartford disaster, with the probability of the total being made still larger, surpasses the record from the destruction caused in Pittsburg from the inability of "first-class work" to make "first-class material" stay where it was built The municipal hustlers are now able to take a rest and count up the list of killed and wounded. Oscae Wilde's declaration that lying is becoming one of the lost arts,only shows how little Oscar knows of the age he lives in. It is plain that he did not improve his oppor tunities in this country, to become acquaint ed with Tom Ochiltree, the partisan organs or the apologists for trust combinations. PROMINENT PEOPLE. A recent visitor to the library of Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes says that the books in it that appeared to be most frequently consulted were a Bible and a copr of Shakespeare. Mjie. Mutsu, wife of the Japanese Minister at Washington, bas made 1,200 social calls since the season began. Last spring she could not speak a word of English. She is now a good conversationalist in our tongue. Prince von Bismarck weighs 165 pounds, and, as far as physique is concerned, is one of the finest-looking men in Europe. His weight was 260 pounds when Dr. Schweninger began to treat him for obesity several years ago. Senator Coke, of Texas, is a firm believer in Spiritualism. He is a large, fine-looking man, in vigorous health, and not in appearance a person given to tampering with the other world. But he attends a great many seances, and is fully convinced that the dead and tbo living can communicate with-each other. The other Sunday the German Empress ap peared in a gown of white silk, with a train several yards long, embroidered with gold and silver. The material cost $1,500. The embroid ery required the work of 12 girls -for two months. William IL prides himself on having established a regime of Spartan simplicity. Major Tond has received a letter from "Max O'Rell" in which the manly man says: "Of course my book.is full of absurdities. How could it be otherwise ? I should pity from the bottom of my heart the American who would take the book seriously and who .would not or could not see under a little coating of criticism my love -and admiration for America and her dear people." Bisuop Temple, of London, relates that when he was once worshiping in an East End church where a hearty musical service is a dis tinguishing feature, he joined in the singingto the best of hi? ability. Ho has a stentorian voice, and the effect of bis efforts on those.sit ting near him may be imagined. At the con clusion of the second verse of the hymn the patience of a workingman on his Immediate left seemed fairly exhausted. Not recognizing the dignitary beside him, the poor man, in sheer desperation, gave the Bishop a sharp dig in the ribs, and the latter, on turning round for an explanation, was thus addressed in subdned but distinct tones: "I say, gub'ner. you dry up; you're spoiling the whole show." A REORGANIZED MATCH TRUST. The Monopoly Will be Established Under the Laws of Illinois. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Akron, February 19. Frank Hiscock, of Syracuse, N. Y., son of Senator Hiscock, and Congressman Crouse were among the attend ants at the meeting of theWhiteman fc Barns Manufacturing Company, in this city, to-day. The resignation of Treasurer L C. Alden, one of the most prominent business men of Akron, was accepted, and C. E. Sheldon, of Akron, was elected to fill the vacancy. Mr. Alden goes to Chicago in connection with the reor ganization of the Diamond Match Trust, to be come its Treasurer. He ha; just been elected to that office, and the Match Trust will at once reorganize uuder the laws of Illinois. Its removal from Connecticut was fought by one of the directors named Stern, who claimed that for the company to sell ont to its own members for the sake of transporting its incor- S oration to another State was illegal. Mr. tern's objections were withdrawn on the pur chase of his stock at a round premium, THE TOPICAL TALKER, Shifting Scenes on the Ohio Theater Han Lowered Notes at the Singe Door How to Crash the Indecent Novel. The Ohio in these days changes its appear ance a dozen times a day. Tho wonderful fluc tuations of temperature we have enjoyed since Sunday have kept tho rivers in a constant state of transformation. For instance, on Monday morning the Ohio was almost free from ice, in the afternoon it rose quickly and became turbulent, threatening 'floods everywhere. In the early part of the evening its waters bore great packs of lumber and litter, washed from the submerged shores. By midnight tho ice began to come down in great quantities from the Monongahela and the Allegheny, and the Ohio's bosom sparkled brightly under a moon which had waned but a little from the full. It was a grand sight the ice floes made crash ing in riotous collision with the stone piers of the Bellevue dam, while the moonlight swept undimmed through the frosty air. From all appearances the cold wave came just in time on Monday night to prevent a flood of uo small dimensions. A theateioal man who arrived here yester day told life that on Monday afternoon in Balti more be found it too warm to wear even a light overcoat It bas often struck me that com mercial travelers and theatrical people have to encounter perils to theliealth in their enforced movement from warm climates to cold which even Pittsburgers with all the extraordinary local variations of temperature do not en counter. V There is no doubt abont it the ladies, reward them, aro wearing very much lower hats to tho theater than they used to. The other night I observed upon a dozen of the most fashionable yonng women this city boasts of, a hat which to tho masculine eye bore some resemblance to a turban in miniature. This precious boon" is becoming to-everybody, and it is not high enough to add materially to the obstructiveness of a woman's head. If thero were a poet laureate within reach I would be seech him to pen a poetic eulogy of this new and altogether lovely bit of millinery. V The new building which will be erected in 1890 upon the Fifth avenue frontage of the Coleman estate, whereon Harris' Theater and the Grand Opera House lobby now stand, will not be a hotel. According to the present ideas of the parties interested in Improving this val uable property, the new structure will bo fitted for stores and offices, and will be as handsome as any building now adorning the streets of the new Pittsburg. - Misa Pauline Hall, who is making the hearts of Impressionable men flutter at tho Bijou this week, is one of those actresses, so seldom found, who are really prettier off the stage than on. She looked remarkably charm ing yesterday in a heavy sealskin coat and bonnet of quiet color as she walked up Sixth street Her complexion is good, but her greatest charm is her erect stately carriage, which makes her appear several inches taller than she really is. "I didn't remember that it was election day until I met Bob Bottellc on my way home," said Mr. Carraby to his wife last night. 'Why did Bob remind you, my dear?" "Ob, I asked him to take something and be said he guessed he wouldn't dnnk anything while the weather was so changeable. The saloons were closed yesterday, you know." . Tiie indecent novel no longer comes from France. Its manufacture is one of our indus tries that has already outgrown its infancy. In the railroad cars, in the restaurants and almost everywhere, always excepting the home, the latest production .of a diseased imagination aild a depraved mind is more talked about than Mr. Harrison's Cabinet The book reviewers who have scalped the writers of these delectable works time and time again in tho magazines and newspapers, would serve the public better if they treated inde cent novels of a certain American school, which is happily small but strong as to odor as they do other rubbish, with silent contempt. Unnoticed and flung into the waste basket tho indecent novel would cease to be profltablo to the publishers, and its publication would be much less frequent RAILROADS SEEKING KNOWLEDGE. They Meet Coolcy and Morrison and Ask for Information. Chicago, February 19. Judge Coolcy and Hon. W. H. Morrison, of the Inter-State Com merce Commission, arrived here this morning and proceeded to the Rookery building, where representatives of all the principal Western, roads were assembled. The Judge in his re marasald the meeting was called more for a general conference on rates than to adjudicate any specific charges. He was followed by the Hon. H. Austin, ex-Governor of Minnesota and a railroad commissioner for that State. He said: 'The object of tho present inquiry, as I un derstand it, is mainly to ascertain whether the companies cited in the notice comply with the requirements of section 6 of the inter-State commerce act and if not t0 secure obedience in the future and moro uniformity in the method of preparing the schedules required by the law, and in the manner of putting them into execution the charge made in said peti tion as to alleged offenses on the part of the companies against other provisions of the inter State commerce law being still .held under ad visement of tho Inter-State Commerce Com mission. The object is not to point out the technical offenses or violations of that section in order that the companies heretofore offend ing should be subjected to penalties, nor to se cure a merely technical acceptance thereafter, but to obtain from the commission an authori tative interpretation of section 6, and to show, if we are able, that the companies have largely misapprehended the scope and meaning of the provisions of the section, and consequently have failed to comply with either the spirit or the letter of the law." He asked the question: "Should the Dublin be allowed to Inspect a company's schedule at all!" and answered it with a decided affirma tive. TIRED OP EACH OTHER. Louis James and Mario Wninwricht No Longer Ulan and Wife. New York, February 19. Louis James and Marie Wainwright are no longer living to gether as man and wife, and if there were any doubts that their announced intention to sepa rate professionally at the end of the present season was due to domestic differences, these doubts are, now set at rest, Mr. James, the well-known actor, who is a native of Baltimore, is said to have discovered recently that he had lost his wife's affections, and mutual agree ment to separate was at once made. Marie wainwright was tho wife of a man named Slaughter when she went on the stage. When playing at the Boston Museum she be came acquainted with James, and the ac quaintance soon ripened into love. Mr. Slaugh ter procured a divorce. James and Sirs. Slaughter were then married.. Marie Wain-wright-James is a granddaughter of the late Bishop Wainwright, of the Protestant Episco pal Church, and a near'relative of Commodore Trion, of the United States NAvy. She has planned to spend the summer in Europe. Hastings to Superintend Matters. Special Telegram toTheDIsoatch. Harrisburo, February 19. Adjutant Gen eral Hastings will leave for Washington Fri day, to remain in charge of the arrangements for tho inaugural parade until it is all over. The State Department Repaired. .From the New York Sun.l , The State Department will have a new Maine spring next month. Then Germany, England, Cuba, Beloochistan and other great powers must look out for themselves. Llfo Saved by a Bustle. Memphis, February 19. Mrs. Taylor, of El Paso, Tex., fell down the elevator shaft at the Clarendon Hotel to-night a distance of SO feet and escaped with a slight sprain of the wrist. Sho landed on her bustle, and it saved her. DEATHS OF A DAY. Colonel lowing Brownueld. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. TJNiontown, February 19. After a lingering illness of more than six months Colonel Ewlng Brownfield, the aged President of the Peoples' Bank of Fayette county, died at his residence on Main street at noon to-day from stomach troubles snd cancer. He leaves s wife and two children Kobert, now President or' the Seventh National Bank of Philadelphia, and Anna, wife of William unsion, wnoisoi inenrm oi w. is. Bcnniertz Co., l'lttsburc' Mr. Browntteld ws in his 87th year. our siste Four sisters and two brothers outlive him, all greatly aged. Mjwtw.j ITUIIKIWlUlMI. A NIGHT'S SOCIAL PLEASURES, Amateurs Play Still Waters Hun Deep De fore n Largo Audience'. Probably thero has never been so large an andlenco' at a performance of the Sewickley Valley Club as there was at Chofal Hall in Se wlckley last night. Many Pittsburgers were present, inclnding a Ixge number of members of the Tuesday Night Club. To the latter the performance possessed peculiar interest, be cause "Still Waters 'Run Deep" is to be given at' the Pittsburg Club Theater next Friday evening by the Tuesday Night Club itself. As it'was, Choral Hall was packed literally to the walls. The cast was as follows: Mr. Potter, Mr. O, S. Richardson; Captain' Haivksley, Mr. J. B. Booth: John Mildmay, Mr. It. A. Franks; Dun bilk, Mr. C. A. Richardson; Mr. Langford, Mr. J. O. Chaplin; Mr. Markham, Mr. V. E. Hich ardson; Ormlet, Mr. J. E. Porter; Jessop, Mr. O. L. Doyle; Mrs. Sternhold, Miss Black; Mrs. Mildmay, Miss Whiting. xuu piay went very smootniy, ana kikbu as a whole it was very entertaining. From the day that Tom Taylor wrote it and it became the reigning success in which Madge Robert son, now Mrs. Kendal, made a great hit "Still Waters Run Deep" has been beloved of amateurs. It is a simple little comedy drama, with very subdued charms. Thq play was very fairly dono last night. Mr. Franks made more of Mr. Mildmay than is usually made, and showed higher comedy powers than he has ever re vealed before. In his interview with Mrs. Stern hold in the second act be was clever enough, but the real surprise came when ho met the villain of the piece. Captain Hawksley, in that famous scene at the end of the second act. He proved himself fully equal to the occasion, and though he had to endure comparison with a veteran amateur in Mr. Booth, he didn't suffer at all. The climax of tho act was very thrilling; and Messrs. Franks and Booth received a hearty recall. It is hardly necessary to say that Mr. Eooth gave natural color to Captain Hawksley. Miss Black worked very hard with the difficnlt and disagreeable part of Mrs. Sternhold, and Miss Whiting was able to gain for Mrs. Mildmay the sympathy of the audience. Mr. O. H. Richardson, made up capitally as an old man, was refreshingly quiet and easy in his style. The rest of the company was entirely compe tent After tho play there' was dancing-to the music of GernertandGuenther's Orchestra. THAT DOUBLE WEDDING. Difficulties In Tracing Each Olhor's Rela tionship Likely to Occnr. The solemnizing of two singular marriages was consummated yesterday; that of Henry Belsterllng and bis son John to Mrs. Isabella Laucks and her daughter Helena. A large crowd of the curious and interested gathered in St. Martin's Church at Temper anceville to witness Father Goeblo perform tho double ceremony. The happy quartet then repaired to their several homes on Da quesne Heights. As the girl is pretty well acquainted with her mother-in-law everything will be serene, unless the stepson and daughter should fall on the family tree in trying to decipher the exact re lationship of the next generation, but this is rather previous. If tho father and mother had only been married after tho son and daughter, the latter would have been stepbrother and step sister marrying each other, but this suggestion is rather Ute. The combination of the fatber-and-ntother and fathcr-and-mother-in-law in one seems to be rather too much for the remaining single daughter in one family and son in the other, or they are too bnsy trying to find out what re lation or connection in the world they are to each other anyway. A COSMOPOLITAN CONCERT. Many Instruments and Voices to bo Heard ia a Homestead Event. Prof. E. R, Kappeler and 51 of his Pittsburg, Allegheny and Homestead pupils will, on Fri day evening, give a vocal and instrumental concert followed by a ball, in Monitor Hall, Homestead. In tho overture (composed spe cially for this concert by Prof. Kappeler) over SO pupils will take part, under the direction of the composer, and tho following instruments will be represented: Mandolin, guitar, violin, zith r, violoncello, double bass, two pianos, cas t ineites, Spanish mandura, bell tambourines and others. The rest of the programme will be composed of popular, operatic, comic and war bling solos, duetts, ;trios, quartets and chorus compositions oit the above named Instruments, Wingcnroth DIechan. In the quiet unostentatious manner which bas characterized all bis most worthy and commendable acts,, Mr. E. D. Wingenrotb, a former proof reader, telegraph and exchange editor of The DisrATcn, one week ago this morning became a benedict. The happy event occurred at St. Paul's Cathedral, with Rev. Father Molyneux officiating, and the worthy bride was Nora E. Meehan, a lady with many friends in Pittsburg. After a brief, but de lightful tour m the West, the well-mated pair returned to the city yesterday, and will make their home at 545 Grant street Whistling Alice J. Shaw. Thoso who have never heard any whistle but that emitted by the precious boy can have co conception of the charming concord of sounds of which whistling Alice-Shaw is capable. She whistles at Lafayette Hall Saturday afternoon and evening, under the auspices of the Pitts burg Press Clubhand, if the lively sale of seats that began at Kleber's yesterday is any cri terion, ibe hall is going to be so well crowded that everybody will feel at home while listen ing to the sweet concert, of which the whistling is only a single feature. A Dluslcal Reception. At the meeting last night of the Lawrence ville Musical and Art Club, in the pleasant home of Mr. J. S. Seaman, Forty-fourth street, a very delightful concert was given by mem bers of the club. Among those who partici pated in the pretty little performance were Misses Jennie Abbott, Fannie Bird, Ida Lind say, Harper, Hoyer and George; Mrs. Moran; Messrs. McCausland and Hamilton. AN OPENING FOR PASTEDRISM. How Wo May Protect Ourselves From the Insect Armies. From the London Globe. A'distinguished savant has made discovery that mnsquitoes and other irritating insects carry with them their own antidote. His theory is that the victim gradually becomes inocnlated with the venom ejected by these pests when feeding on human beings, so that each- bite is, in effect, a homeopathic application of the Pasteur system. The only tact adduced in sup port of the hypothesis is that, after a time, the stinging of musquitocs and their congeners ceases to irritate. But is that so? Is it true that the Anglo-Indian who, on first arrival, was converted Into a sort of animated eruption. becomes almost musquito proof in the conrse of some years. But mis immunity maybe con sequent upon the impoverished condition of his blood. The musquito is an insect of taste; it loves rich fare, ana therefore rarely taps either the acclimatized or the "black man." Our savant's discovery extends, however, to insects with which stay-at-home Englishers are more often brought into contact He believes that the domestic pests of which country cousins Imagine London lodgings to be the headquarters have a similar gift pf case-hardening their victims. If this be confirmed, a grahd'opening will present itself to Dr. Pas teur. It wonld only be necessary for children to be inoculated with poison of gnats, mns quitoes, aud tho unmentionables to safeguard them throughout their lives from the visita tions of the whole insect army. The amount of strong language and bad temper that would be saved is siuidIv Incalculable. Perhaps the method could be carried even further; it might bo found applicable to the case of a husband blessed with a shrewish wife. Tho respectable Candle would seem to have undergone some operation of the sort judging from the calm ness and the snores with which he bore the stinging comments of his sleepless spouse. BISHOP BEDELL PARALTZED. The Yenernble Prelate Prostrated While Sojourning in Southern France. Cleveland, February 19. A private cable gram has been received here announcing the prostration of Bishop G. T. Bedell, of the Protestant Episcopal Diocese of Ohio, at Nice, France, from a stroke of paralysis. The Bishop is an old man, and had to relinquisl the work of his Episcopal office nearly a jear ago, on account of failing health. With his wife and niece he has since been traveling in Europe. . Three diocese conventions have been held to choose an assistant Bishop, who will eventually succeed him, but none of the divines elected would accept the position. Should the Bishop die soon the Episcopalian Church in Northern Ohio will be left without a head; Tho First Shad. Prom the Chicago News. J "What has become of all the people?" in quired a stranger of a lonesome looking indi vidual in the.streets of Phlladelnhla. "You are the first person I have seen since 'I came to town four hours ago." "Yes," said the man, sadly, "and I would have pone too if I hadn'f been left behind to sort o' keep things moving. Everybody else has gone down the river to watch for the first shad." CAUGHT AT THE CAPITAL The Democrats Take a Turn at Filibuster ing to Make Things Pleasant for Presi dent Cleveland An Argreement on the Territorial BUI No Confirmations by the Senate Other Items of Interest. Washington, February 19. There is a sus picion in the minds of the friends ot the bill to repay .the direct tax that the lively opposition in the House to the reception of the conference report on that bill to-day, and the filibustering against its consideration, were the result of an intimation from the President that he would prefer not to'have to choose between an ap proval of the bill or a direct veto. If action on the bill is delayed beyond to-nfprrow, or if there should be a failure on the part of the Senate Committee on enrolled Bills to de iver the bill to the President before next Thursday, the way will be open to a "pocket veto," or, in other words, the President may avail himself of his constitutional right to hold the bill ten days, which would carry it over tho 4th of March, when it could not be signed, and would therefore fait The Territorial BUI Agreed to. After many hours' consultation the conferees on the Omnibus Territorial bill reached a con clusion at 6 o'clock this evening, and to-night Messrs. Piatt and Springer are preparing the report to accompany the return of the bill to the two Houses to-morrow. The bdi, as agreed to by the conferees, fixes the names of tho two Dakotas a3 North Dakota and South Dakota. The people of South Dakota are to vote on tho adoption of the Sioux Falls constitution, May 11, aud the location of the capital is to be set tled by election. On the same, date, the resi dents of North Dakota, Washington and Mon tana, mav vote for the election of delegates to a constitutional convention, and for a full list of State officers'. On tho first Tuesday in Octo ber the people may vote upon the constitution proposed by the conventions, and if adopted, after the President's proclamation to that ef fect the Governors Of each may order an elec tion of members of the Legislature and of Representatives in Congress. The Legislatures may meet and elect two Senators, each in time to take their seats at the beginning of the first recular session of the Fittv.first Cnnfrresq. in "December next at which time the Represen- MbiveD buuu aiso oeaumiiiea to seats, .lueso provlsions apply also to tho Senators and Rep resentatives from South Dakota. Pardoned and Liberated. Secrotary Bayard has received a telegram from Consul General Williams, of Havana, stating that he has been advised that Civilli Pouble, a naturalized American citizen, im prisoned there for an alleged attempt to start a Cuban revolution, was comprehended in the recent royal decree of pardon, and that he will uo aes at uoerty at once. No Time to Confirm Nominations. After some routine business to-day, the Sen ate proceeded to tho consideration of Mr. Vest's motion to reconsider the vote by which the conference report on the direct tax bill was agreed to last Saturday. After considerable debate the motion to reconsider was rejected. Yeas, 8; nays, 48. The Senate then took up the sundry civil appropriation bill, and a number of amendments were read and considered. Mr. Harris Interrupted the reading of the bill to call attention to the large number of uncon firmed nominations. He held it to be as much the duty of the President to make nominations to fill official vacancies as to perform any other official duty, and as much the duty of tho Sen ate to consider and confirm or reject such nominations as to perform any other Senatorial duty. He recalled tho facts that President Arthur had, after the Presidental election of 1884, sent to the Senate 612 nominations, all of which wero confirmed except 20. and thatPresi dent Hayes had, after the Presidental election of 1SS0, sent to the Senate 680 nominations, nearly all of which were confirmed. In view of these facts he moved that the Senate do now proceed to the consideration of executive busi ness. The motion was rejected by a party vote -yeas, 24; nays, 26. . A Considerable Judgment A decision of the Court of Claims to-day, giving judgment for 51,002,517 in favor of tho Central Pacific Railroad Company in its suit against tho United States, was an adjustment oi ine accounts oi the company based on pre vious decisions of the Supreme Court. The judgment represents the amount due the com pany for Government transportation over its non-aided roads, and also the amount of cer tain payments made by the company in excess of the requirements of the Thnrman act. A Definite Policy Needed. Representative Laffoon. from the Committee on Expenditures in the War Department, to day reported to the House' a substitute for the bill introduced early last session by Representa tive C. R. Breckinridge, providing for the cre ation in the War Department of a bureau of harbors and waterways, to undertake all river and harbor improvements. The substitute provides for the creation of such a department, to be officered by a corps of United States civil engineers, composed of an equal number of military officer and civilians, in its report ac companying the bill the committee explains at length its provisions, and says the time has come to inaugurate a definite policy with re gard to national public works, and to provide a specific agency for its execution. The sense of the peopln and of Congress, it pays, has shown a steady growth for 20 years in favor of the de velopment of harbors and waterways. During this time grave evils have been charged against legislative and administrative methods, and these charges have gathered force with each passing year until the enactment of a river and harbor bill is uncertain and occasional, instead of being regular and the best approved legisla tion, as it should be. ELECTRICIANS IN COUNCIL. President Duncan Tells of the Great croase In Che Various Branches. In- Chicago, February 19. The . annual con- ventlon of the National Electric Light Asso ciation met in the Exposition building this afternoon. An address of welcome was deliv ered by Prof. John Barrett, City Electrician of Chicago, to which President S. A. Duncan, of Pittsburg, responded. Mr. Duncan then read his annual addTess, dwelling chiefly on the re markable development in electric lighting and in the use of electricity for motors within the past few years. There had, been, within the past few years, he said, an increase of 750,000 in the number of incandescent lights in use in the United States, and they now numbeied 2,500,000. Almost SOO miles of track for electric roads had been laid. Secretary A. T. Garratt, of New York, reported that the association numbers 198 members. After hearing reports of committees the con vention adjourned until to-morrow. Washington Society. From the New York World.! The reputation of Washington society for its gormandizing characteristics is not enviable, and their display has not been confined of late to supper rooms. A young Washingtonian at a german a few nights ago filled his Dockets with favors belonging to a fair and popular maiden, who saw him just as ho was concealing tho last of his plunder under his vest Entertainers at the Capital will have to screw their furniture to the floors yet if this sort of thing is not stopped. Progressive New York. From the New York Evening Sun. J What shall we have next? There is soon to be a safe cracking match in this city between experts. When does the suicide contest come off? And may we expect to have before long a six-day-bunko-as-you-please race at the Gar den? FOLLY AS IT FLIES. THE USUAL WAY. I. The jingling slclghbells' tinkling sound, The snow upon the frozen ground, .' The moon's pale light Convince us that 'tis winter still, And all combine young hearts to flll With keen deUght, n. Squeezed in the cutter's narrow seat, "With tingling ears and frozen feet. Two lovers ride. "What for the cold cares he?-or she? For she has said that she will he ' An April bride. HI. Till April, then, they both will yearn, And then a lesson they will learn Not taught In tchools. Ac years pass by, they'll both aver That on their wedding day they were Two April fools. love versus law. Lovely woman's witcheries No trne man can resist Had woman willed It, Draco Wonld Have been an Anarchist. altogether different. "A speaking likeness!" So they term The picture of my LU; Bat I'll be hanged if It's like her! The photograph keeps btlll. Somerville Journal. LIFE IN A GREAT CITY. Samples of Robbing Jobbery. ritEW TQBK BDBEAtJ 6FXCTIX.S, New Yoke, February 19. Lawyer Delancey Nicholl refused a retainer to-day from the city of New York; The corporation counsel wanted Mr. Nicholl to act as special counsel for the city in the present investigation of the leasing of stands in the city's bigmarket, recently opened. The leasing of the market was put in the hands of political heelers, who blackmailed everybody that wanted stands. The scandal became so great that an investigation was ordered. Some of tne blackmailed market men retained Mr. Nicholl to look after their interests. One mar ket man deposed to having been blackmailed out of $500. Controller Myers thereupon re voked this man's lease. Yesterday Mr. Nicholl withdrew from the case. To-day the corpora tion counsel asked him to work on the other side. ."No," said Mr. Nicholl, "the investiga tionisafarce. The City Controller is protect ing the blackmailers. He threatens confisca tion to any market man who dares to testify how he has been imposed upon. With the atti tude the Controiter has taken there Is no prob ability of unearthing the corrupt transactions, and bringing home the guilt where it belongs." This is a parallel case to the ceiling investiga tion now in progress at Albany. In the Assem bly ceiling contract it is proved that the State bag been robbed of $105,150. The contract called for $270,150, whereas the actual legiti mate price, according to estimate, should have been $165,000. Beside that, the Superintendent of Public Buildings certified to $18,000 in excess of the contract The steal probably amounts to $150,000. A resolution to suspend the Superin dent was offered to-day, and passed over till to morrow. Newark Pnt In Mourning. Newark is not going to have any more sacred concerts. Chief of Police Hopper, a soulless official, witl) no religious instincts to speak of, has given it out straight that the Sunday sa cred concert must go. There was one there Sunday night last with skin glove, for $50 and a share of the gate receipts, and as Mr. Hopper couldn't exactly see that the thing was "just the same as a prayer meeting," he arrested people right and left. That's why Newark is in mourning. Shammed Suicide Ineffectually. John Freeman, aged 24. licked his wife last night. The young woman ran for a police man. John was found lying on a sofa, an open razor on the floor and hi3 face besmeared with blood. An ambulance was summoned. The surgeon said Jqhn had only scratched .himself with a pin and was shamming snicide, and an grily ordered the fellow's arrest. John pre tended to be unconscious, but the policeman hit him over the head with his club for luck, and that'brought him to. John lay in a cold cell all night, and to-day wa3 held for wife beating. Garrett's Health Improved. Mrs. Robert Garrett was in town to-day. Sho refused to be interviewed regarding her hus band's condition. Dr. Jacobs, Mr. Garrett's physician, said, however, that Mr. Garrett's health was much improved and that he was now able to'sit up and walk around the house. Hermes Will be Protected. At the big German Hospital fair now being held at the American Institute Hall there is a valuable statue of Hermes, lent for the occa sion. Hermes is a Greek god, with never a stitch of clothes to his back. Anthony Corn stock's sleuth bounds got scent of the disgrace ful exhibition and laid complaint before Cap tain Gunner, in charge of the Sixty-seventh Street Station House. Gunner detailed some officers to Investigate and arrest the frivolous statue if need be. They interviewed Manager A. B. DeFrece and asked him what he meant by "them sort of shows." DeFrece parleyed with the officials and quickly called'a meeting of the Fair Committee, at which Henry Vil lard, Carl Schurz and others were present. That was yesterday. It was unanimouslv're solved that Comstock and the police be told to go to thunder. Up to a late hour this evening no arrests had been made. Editor Shepard's Big Purchase. Editor Elliot F. Shepard bought a piece of property at the corner of Fulton and Broad way to-day for $362,000. He says ho will erect thereon, without delay, the finest newspaper building in tho country. A Grent Theatrical Surprise. The" Jefferson-Florence combination will in clude Charles W. Couldock, John G. Gilbert, Mrs. John Drew and Edwin Varrey, and will form probably the strongest' comedy company that ever played in America. The repertory will consist at first of "The Heir-at-Law," "The Rivals" and "The Poor Gentleman." The announcement of this combination is said to be the biggest theatrical surprise of the season. MUST LEAYf! THE BROTHERHOOD. The Beading Road Commands Its Engineers to Give Up Their Order. Reading, February 19. It was learned here this afternoon that an Intimation was recently made to the members of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers in the employ of the Reading Railroad Company that it was de sired by the company that they should either quit the brotherhood or the company. Since then many members haYe withdrawn from tho order, and it is asserted that those who fail-to do so will be discharged by the company. There are not many brotherhood men on the mainline, but on the North Pennsylvania and Bound Brook divisions most of the engineers are members of the brotherhood, and if the or der to withdraw be enforced by the company it is difficult to predict the outcome. It 13 be lieved, however, that there will be no organ ized opposition to the company. From HisPoInt orView. From the New York Evening Sun.l "Doctor," said the injured man's chum, "do you think he will recover?" "Well, he ought to. If there's any law in the land the railroad ought to pay him $10,000." THE HANDS OP PROMINENT MEN. Benj. F. Butler, has a hand like a dough ball. Secretary Bayard has a hand like Henry Clay's. Lawrence Barrett trims his nails to suit his moods. When excited in debate the hands of "Snn set" Cox become eloquent in their interpreta tion. A modern belle is not more fastidious and exacting with her manicure than Mr. Berry Wall. William K. Vanderbilt has large, square hands, but be has managed to warm both at the fire of life. William M. Evarts has a habit of rubbing his hands together, with a sort of "What can 1 do for you" air. A hand which describes the very poetry of motion is that of Edwin Booth's. It is one that any woman might envy. Dr. PAXTON'shand3-look.as If they might toss a baseball with as much relish a3 they runctuate his pulpit oratory. President-elect Benj. HarrI son has a hand firm enough to keep the powers behind the throne in the background. Jay Gould is in a perpetual state of warfare by trying to prevent his left hand from know-' ing all the secret "corners" of his right. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage has a hand that comes down like a spile-driver when the Brook lyn dominie wishes to emphasize a point. Like Uriah Heep, Oscar Wilde bas a ghostly, clammy band, which makes one feel like rub bing his afterward to warm it, or to rub his off. President Cleveland gives one a real Captain Cuttle grasp with his large chubby hand, which makes one feel that his heart has been the prompter. Alexander H. Stephens' had hands so thin and bony that they looked like a skeleton's, but they were always ready to minister to the wants of the suffering. -A. hand which bespeaks the man is that of Henry M. Stanley. When he takes yours be tween both of his, he establishes a current of geniality which lingers long after the act Henry Ibvtng, the actor, gives one a Mr. Merdle shake, his hands seeming to retreat up his coat sleeve, leaving the honor to his cuffs, except when diplomacy dictates a more suitable form. Justice L. Q. C. Lamar bas a hand as soft as a woman's, but his manner of shaking bands always suggests Dr. Chilllps in David Copper- field, he seems relieved when be gets his hand safely back again. , JV. T. Evening Sun. CUEIODS CONDENSATION.. The electric traveling- crane in Minne apolis bas a capacity of 20 tons. An electrio car line to the top of Mis sionary Ridge is proposed. A California woman gathered 502 en cumbers from a volunteer vine which grew in her garden. No less than 15 boys have been drowned this season at Pawtncket B. L, while skating on thin ice or around air holes. Since snow made its appearance in "Vermont more than 500 accidents have been re ported from the lumber districts. The postoffice at Ewbanks, 111., is to be abolished for the singular reason that no one can be found to take charge of it There are abont 70,000 lacemakers in Normandy, and in all France there are nearly .afywx) women engaged in this industry. A thief in Carlisle, Pa., steals nothing but Bibles, and he has taken 91 from the people of that town without being discovered- In Chicago during 1888, according to official figures just published, 4958 buildings were erected a larger number than In any previous year. It is asserted that nearly all the idols now worshiped in India are of English manu facture. John Bull's principle would seem to be, "Let me but make the idols of a country and I care not who makes its religion." A woman near Ventura, Cat, recently made $100,000 in land speculation. This fired, her with the ambition to get up a special "boom," and make a million, if possible. So she chartered a train from San Francisco, 600 miles away, gave a freeiide. a free lnnch anil free music to all who would come, ana held a big sale. But though the train was crowded from San Francisco, no one would buy; and Instead of making a fortune she lost $20,1X10. Mr. Mulhall, in a paper recently read before the British Association, at Bath, Eng land, states the energies of the four leading countries of the world as follows, the power being given in millions of foot tons, daily: Hand Horse Steam Total Nation. Power. Power. Power, Power. United States 8.4-50 33,IW 4K.400 89.50 United Kingdom.. 6,130 8,700 a9BO 5950 Germany 6,930 10,500 19,800 37.230 France 5,600 8,500 18,150 30,310 At one of the recent Moody revival meetings on the Pacific Coast the customary request was made that those suffering from any particularly heavy burden should stand "up and ask for the prayers of the assembled mul titude. After a few moments silence a tall, meek-looking man arose, and In a voice choked with emotion asked that the prayers of tne congregation might be offered for his mother-in-law. Instead of praying, the congregation first began to titter, and finally roared with laughter. Colonel James A. Wood died recently at his home in BloomCeld, Ky., aged 74 years. Colonel Wood went to Texas in 1S35 and took part in the rebellion against Mexico. He was at the massacre of the Alamo, and with two others escaped, they being the only survivon of that bloody event Colonel AVood, in bis account of his escape, said that when Santa Anna ordered the prisoners to be shot bo drooped to the ground, as If he had been killed, at the first discharge. Hejjegan to roll over, and continued rolling until the river was reached, when he snrang to his feet and got away. He never stopped traveling from tie Alamo until he reached Kentucky. A California paper gives some interest ing facts relative to the growing of grapes. It says: The total expense of cultivating an acre of grapes is $15; the curing and packing of an acre of grapes, making 100 boxes of raisins, $55. The average price for raisins for the last f onr years has been hbout $1 60 per box. Putting the pri.ee at $150 per box for the f out grades, we have a total net profit of $95 per acre. Manv vineyards do better than tho above. Vineyards nave jrequeauv neen Known to produce grapes enongb the nrst year after plantinE to pay ex penses of cultivation. The second year brings from $30 to $50 per acre gross; third year, $60 to $75. A crudely constructed wool-spinning machine was exhibited in a model builder's shop in New York last week, which has attracted considerable attention from person's interested in the wood industry. The Inventor claims that he has solved the problem of continuous ring spinning by positive draft or attenuation. Hun dreds of tbonsands of dollars have been ex pended by capitalists in experiments and in manufacturing machines in the Eastern States which have proven failures. The principle of tbo new invention lies in the use of three roll ers, two of which rotate first in one direction and then in tho other, and yet at all times draw the half-spun wool from the feed roll. The rollers pass forward and backward and the twist in the thread is not interfered with. The principle, the inventor claims, is a new one in mechanics. Wool is spnn on the machine dally. The inventor claims that his machina will revolutionize wool spinning. He is George W. Shoemaker, of Scranton, Pa. A great deal of interest has been created in France by the novel form and operation of an electrio clock, recently introduced, the pe culiarity in the construction of which consists in the presence of two kinds ot batteries, one a wet zinc-Iron element and the other a dry zinc iron element. The former consists of an Iron bottle five and one-half inches high by three and one-half inches diameter, which forms one electrode; the other electrode is a zinc rod passing through an India rnbber stopper into the center of the bottle, this being filled with caustic potash and oxide of mercury. There is no diaphragm, and the zinc is gradually con sumed, while the oxide of mercury is reduced; the e. m. t Is 1.3 volts, and the internal resist ance only .2 of an ohm. These clocks receive an impulse 40 times a minute, and exhibit no weakening of the power either in the dry or the wet cell. An easy calculation will show the interesting fact that the total number of elec trical Impulses exceeds 21,000,000 per annum certainly a most severe duty for any battery. REVERIES OF A PHILOSOPER, Dies hard The man who is frozen to death. The busy chimney sweep appears in a fresh soot every day. The man who invests in a worthless mine Is a hole-sold fellow. When a little man is hopelessly in love it greatly Increases his sighs. It is the fellow with the sand who lays siege to the girl with the rocks. It is hard for a lazy man to be truthful, for he is happiest when be Is lying. We have great respect for the penetration of the man who discovers good qualities in us. There is a melancholy coincidence in the fact that this Is the" age of scientific cookery and the age of dyspepsia. Women, it is said, live longer than men. Thfs comes of their keeping their age a secret. Death doesn't know when to call for them. It is not always safe to judge from ap pearances, hut it is pretty safe to Judge from dis appearances, at least in the case of defaulters. UNRELIABILITY OF EBOVERBS. ' "Wisdom is always silent" Thus proverbs lead us astray: The stupid are often silent from having nothing to say. NOTHING MEAN ABOUT niM. Contentment serene in his bosom abides, And be sings In the midst of his labor, "Who clears off the snow past the line that divides His sidewalk from that of his neighbor. THE INFLUENCE OF SPRING. All nature is inspired f When the flowers begin to bloom; The poet then Is fired f i From the editorial room, jr G'LANO. "' Pleasant it is to sit behind A handsome qnlck-paped pair. Flying along with the, rpeed of the wind And your arm around a maiden fair. consoAation. We still may be bj&st, though by poverty pressed, y And find much of sweetness In life; The man who is poor of one thing is sure: 'Twasn't mojtey that won him his wife. The Modern Ball Dress. "How do you like me in my new ball dress, John?" asked the young wife. "Oh, yon look beantlful," replied the young husband; but you are wrong in asking how yo look In it." "Why?" "Because yon are head and shoulders outof it." Wise Advice. "Curious boy, that of yours," said one father to another; "always silent. I never hear him speak except when he is spoken to." ' -He is a very sllen t boy, " was the reply, iiu mother and I have frequently noticed It and talked over It. "We encourage him in every way to he sociable, but without effect. After a few words he relapses Into silence and sits looking as if he were buried lu profound meditation. I don't like to see a boy of his age that way." "Nor L If I were you I would cure him of that habit." "Ay, but how?" v "Make a barber of him." -J.ltrom the Boston Courier