r THE PITTSBUKG DISPATCH, WEDNESDAY, FEBKTTAKY 13, 1889. v h k ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1846L VoL 44, No. 6. Entered ai Pittsburg I'ost cEice, November 11. 18S7, as eeeona-ciass matter. Business Office--97 and99 Fifth Avenue. Kews Booms and Publishing: Hou6e--75, 77 and 70 Diamond Street. Tills paper bating mora than Double the circulation of any other in the State ouulile of Philadelphia, its advantages as an adver tising medium will be apparent. TERMS OF T1IE DISPATCH. rOSTAGE FREE IX THE UXITED STATES. DAILY DlErATCH, OlioVcar. 1 800 DAILY DISPATCH, Per Quarter 200 Daily Dispatch. OncMonth ,u Daily Dispatch, Including bunday, on year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, per quarter sa Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one month tt ECltSAY DisrATcn, oneycar S50 VTEeklt Dispatch, one year - 123 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at IS cents per week, or including thebunday edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG, WEDNESDAY, FEE 13, 1889. BOGUS BUTTEB FRAUDS. The report that vigorous prosecutions have been commenced against the dealers in "strictly first-class creamery butter" of the oleomargarine stripe promises lively times in that trade. A hundred dealers are said to be in a fair way of undergoing the civil and criminal penalties for that deception. If there were any disposition to sell oleo margarine for what it really is, as a cheap substitute for butter, the public would sup port an amendment of the law prohibiting its sale, ftut the fact is clearly established that the old fraud is kept up, and that deal ers sell oleomargine for the profit to be ob tained by buying it as oleomargine at 11 cents and selling it, as butter, at 28 and SO cents per pound. When the business is purged of its de ception and false pretenses it will be legiti mate enough. Until then the vigorous en forcement of the law will be a protection to consumers against being cheated. HAED TIMES FOE MILLERS. It is calculated to impress everyone with the emptiness of human endeavor, to find the organ of the Minneapolis millers mourn ing over the impossibility of keeping wheat down and the consequent shrinkage of the millers' margins. Considering the steady decline of wheat from the speculative prices of last fall while flour has not undergone one-half the relative decline, this wail at failure to realize the millers millenium of cheap wheat and dear flour, discounts the most ambitious efforts of the horse-leechs' daughters. The expectation of advancing flour from the price which was originally based on $1 10 wheat, if the price goes above a dollar in Chicago, may be interfered with by the refusal of the ungrateful pub lic to buy high-priced flour, and the stupidity of foreign consumers in buying flour from other countries. So that the millers are once more threatened with the hardship of having to content themselves with ordinary profits just like common peo ple. TEE ACME OF STAGE REALISM. Some allusion has already been made in our columns to the latest development in theatrical realism, the introduction of real burglars into a drama, the strongest situa tion in which is the blowing of a safe. This step is in the line suggested by the tank which has dominated melodrama of recent manufacture. It surpasses the stolid reser voir, however, by exhibiting some possibili ties in the way of dramatic realism which the boldest of our tank-and-terror authors have never dared to handle. If the Simon-pure burglars hare made a drama of admitted "weakness strong, might not some other feeble compositions be gal vanized into life by the injection of other criminal characters? Murder is a favorite incident in melodrama, and it seems logical, in view of the burglars' success, to presume that a real red-handed slaughterer of his fellow man would give a delicious verisimil itude to a mimic tragedy upon the stage. It would read well on the bills if the an nouncement were made that John Smith, who murdered Tom Jones in December, 1878, in Chicago, would appear in the matchless role of Bulldog Joe, and in each act of "The Slums of Kew York" murder a man in cold blood and with all the latest improvements. It is easy to see that similar improve ments in the way of realism might be made in the immoral society plays which have bad such a vogue of late. In fact there is a tendency among actors and actresses of doubtful reputation to appear in plays which permit them to apply this principle. It would only be a short step further to take notorious offenders against morality and set them in plays of the gross sort that Paris ians extol and we deprecate, but pay our dol lars to see. A TOOTHLESS TRUST. The telegrams of yesterday with regard to the "Pig Iron Trust," as it is called by the dispatch, is evidently calculated to create a misapprehension. It would be a public question of a good deal of moment if any attempt were made by the Metal Exchange to monopolize the whole industry or even to control its sale. Xo such attempt is made simply because it is impossible. A clear understanding of the announcement "that contracts are being made with furnace companies for a period of years, each com pany agreeing that it will not place any iron against which warrants are to be issued in the hands of any other warrant com pany," will make It plain that the effort is only to monopolize the business of issuing warrants on stored metal. Even that at tempt can easily be overset by starting a competing warrant company," if the business should become very profitable; so that there is not much fear of a monopoly in this en terprise. If it were as clear from any danger of turning pig iron into a football for busi ness gambling, its utter harmlessness conld be vouched for. inTCHUTG TO BE LEGALIZED. It is always gratifying to notice any as piration of the "West to become less wild and woolly. As we take it a petition re cently handed up to the Kansas legislature by the members of an organization called the National Anti-Horse-Thief Association is a sign of a desire on the petitioners' part to adopt more civilized methods. As everybody knows it has long been the custom in Kansas to hang a horse thief as soon as caught, and to suspend judicial in quiry until the criminal's suspense to a con venient tree has, been accomplished. This summary proceeding commonly known as lynching has been illegal in name, but no body has been punished for indulging in it except in cases where the lynchee's Iriends have been numerous enough to repeat the exercise at the expense of the lynchers. But sanguinary Kansas is tired of the in sinuations of lawlessness which more con servative sections of the country have often made. The National Anti-Horse Thief As sociation, apparently representing the cul tured classes of Kansas, has accordingly petitioned the State Legislature to legalize the lynching of horse thieves by the passage of an appropriate statute. Advices from Topeka seem to leave no- doubt that the legislators will accede to their petitioners request, A lynching bee in the near future will bo as solemn and lawful a proceeding as a sitting of the Supreme Court. We presume tht officials suitable to the case will be appointed by the State to conduct lynchings. It can be readily seen that an expert adjuster of the rope, which plays a pressing and conclusive part in the perform ance, will be an improvement upon the ex citedandpossiblynervous executioner. Even the gentleman to be lynched will rtcognize this. In other ways doubtless lynching will gain and gradually acquire the nature of an exact science. "We congratulate our fellow countrymen in Kansas on this fresh evidence of their desire to take up the banner of civilization, and we hope that the horse thieves will ap preciate the novel pleasure of being lynched according to statute law. PROTECTION LA THE SUBURBS. -The murder of Mr. St. Clair, while de lending his store in "Wilkinsburg from bur glars, ought to impress the residents in that borough with the insecurity of life and prop erty under existing circumstances. It seems that burglars have shown a great par tiality for our suburban neighbor of late. They visited their victim, Mr. St. Clair.sev erat times and stole as much of his property as they could before they took his life. As far as we know "Wilkinsburg is pros perous, and populous as it is, like most suburbs, does not possess any police force beyond the constables, who cannot be ex pected to perform the nocturnal duties of watchmen. The burglarious fraternity are always well posted on such matters. The presence of a single armed guardian in the little borough would have inspired more wholesome dislike for "Wilkinsburg in the bosoms of habitual criminals, than the casual capture of a youthful thief by the citizens themselves seems to have done. This is a warning to "Wilkinsburg and other boroughs like it to protect themselves with a police force; even if it be a very modest one. The expense of such a pro vision is but trivial compared with the loss of such a valuable life as Mr. St, Clair's. A county police force might be a protection and preventive of crime in the suburbs. If that is not practicable, it is plain that the suburbs mnst furnish their own patrols. HOT THE BIGHT FLAK. The estimate of the City Engineerof Alle gheny, on the expense of raising the street so as to let the railroads pass under them, puts the total cost at 51,150,000. It might be well worth that sum to Allegheny, or to any other city of its size, to get the railways saiely out of the way below the level o the streets. Cut before discussing that question it is pertinent to point out that the pub lished summary of the estimate implies another plan than the one which would naturally be adopted, and to indicate the probability that the best plan for such a work would be considerably more economi cal than the one on which the City Engineer has given his estimate. Thus $750,000 of the estimate is given for "filling the blocks up to grade" and "rais ing buildings." This, together with some of the items included in the other $400,000, indicates the engineer's idea that it will be necessary to fill up the roadways solid to the elevation proposed. Nothing could be more unnecessary or unwise. "When we are confronted with the alternative of rail ways elevated above the streets or streets elevated above the railways, we ought to be able to recognize that if a structure can be made to support heavy freight trains with a high momentum, a structure at equal or less cost can be made to support ordinary street traffic. Such a structure reaching from street line to street line, say at the level of the present second stories, could ac commodate the public that uses the city streets. This would naturally result in the conversion of the second stories into shops and of the present first floors into ware rooms; but it would not necessitate either filling up the streets or raising the build ings. The present streets could still be made of great use for heavy teaming to and from the warerooms on what would then be the basement floor; and the change might not only relieve the streets of the dangers of grade railway crossings, but also lessen the annoyances from overcrowding by teams which would use the lower grade of streets throughout the crowded districts., Several of the problems of street traffic might be solved by such a plan. It is cer tainly worth a fuller consideration than is likely to be obtained by saddling it with estimates based on a wholly different, more expensive and much less desirable method of raising the grades of the streets. RESTRAINTS ON THE PULPIT. It has been for some time apparent that the pulpit must not attack forms of wrong that are powerful in its own church. For a clergyman whose organization contained Standard Oil men to denounce monopolies would be suicidal; if fhepastorof a Vander bilt church should dare to say that selling bogus stock values is a sin, it would be rec ognized as a direct attack on the material prosperity of the church. The pulpit, ac cording to this theory, must not oppose any of the sins that are powerful in its particu lar church, or it will promptly lose its finan cial support. In a good many churches that would be a greater disaster than to lose its morality. But all previous records in the way of ordering the pulpit to close its eyes to any of the wrongs that have vested rights in the immediate vicinity are eclipsed by the fuss raised in the New York Senate over a prayer offered by the chaplain for deliver ance from "the political gamblers who buy up the votes of ignorant immigrants who comprise such a large portion of the popu lation of cities." Senators Grady and Mur phy, legislative lights from New York City, immediately made haste to put on the cap by moving to dispense with this clergyman's prayers in the future. The idea that any clergyman should pre sume to pray against the bribery of ignor ant voters was as much of an attack on the vested interests of the New Yorkpoliticians as a sermon against monopolies and extor tion would be an assault upon the chari table and religious P.ockafeller. But there was more than this. To pray for divine aid in such a matter was, evidently, according to the Grady-Murphy view, trying to bring a foreign element into the fight, and a for eign element that cannot be bribed would be wholly useless to these powers of New York politics. It is rapidly getting toward the point where the pulpit will be forbidden to either pray or preach against vice, or any evil of any sort, and its province will be confined to incuiciting a negative religion that will not interfere with any of the vested in iquities. But judging from Sunday night's sermon at St. Mary's Churoh, one pulpit will talk out fearlessly while Rev. Morgan Sheedy occupies it. The fact that at Me Vlcker's Theater in Chicago, the sign was out one day last week, "Good seats for every attraction," while at Hooley's the sign was, "Not even .standing room," is noted by a writer on the Chicago Ttmes, with the further statement that Mary Anderson was the attraction at the former place and "A Brass Monkey" at the latter. The Chicago conclusion is not stated at full length; but outsiders can easily perceive that the contrast does not demonstrate the standing of the different attractions so much as the natural affinity of the Chicagoan for dramatic treatmeal of subjects kindred to themselves. The joke of Edgerton's indignation at losing his month's salary is only equaled by the funny side of a reform President's at tempt to fix a friend of his permanently in the soft situation of Civil Service Commis- Neither the "agreement between gen tlemen" nor the inter-State commerce law is able to prevent the transcontinental lines from cutting on the excessively high Pacific coast immigrant rates. This'may be explained on the ground that these lines never thought it worth while to obey the law, and an agreement between gentlemen does not include any Pacific railway men. The man who came into the Sixth ward independent meeting last night with an offer to sell thirty votes for a hundred dol lars appears to have realized the old proverb about taking his hogs to the wrong market. After Dan Lamont has distributed him self around among all the places to which the correspondents have assigned him.be will make good the claims of versatility that haye been made for him by his admirers while he guarded the approach to the fountain of patronage. Mark Twain is reported to be oppressed with a fear that ho will lose his fortune; but there is said to be more ground for-fearing a calamity of that sort to the people who deal with him. Pasteur's hope that he has found a prophylactic for the prevention of diphtheria indicates a rate of progress which may make it necessary for the twentieth century to in vent a lot of new diseases to kill off those who have conquered all the fatal ailments of the nineteenth. Coleman's labors in behalf of the Ag ricultural Department are crowned by the proud elevation of that political granger to the rank of Cabinet Minister for twenty days. Colonel Elliot F. Shephabd has bought $250 worth of tickets to the inaugur ation ball. The good Colonel feels that he is entitled to this dip into the dissipations of the giddy world, after his labors in sup pressing the wickedness of Sunday stages on Fifth avenue. The report that Johu C New will be the Dan Manning of he coming administration is a covert and unjustifiable attack on tho memory of Mr. Manning. Blizzabds have so far been much more abundant in the signal service predictions than in trie real atmosphere. Perhaps the bureau is trying to get ahead so that when it permits some regular howlers to strike us without preliminary notice, things will be about even. The flag fuss in the Legislature yester day indicates that our statesmen must be rather hard up for subjects to make fools of themselves over. Fotjb mills for the rate of taxation by the county with 12 mills by the city makes a, re duction of some moment in the rate levied on our taxpayers; but they will probably find their tax bills just as large as ever when it comes to paying them. The oil boom which was started day be fore yesterday appears to have been a case of soda water out of season. Gail Hamilton's energetic labors in the line of scalping Mr. George "William Curtis is a gentle warning to President Har rison that he had better not be remiss in his duty touching the distribution of Cabinet positions. PERSONAL FACTS AND FANCIES. Spubgeon, the great London preacher, has a correspondence that averages 500 letters a day. He is obliged to employ three secretaries to answer the communications that come to him from all parts of the world. Domingo, the Spanish painter, long resident in Pans, "for whose work Immense prices have ruled these many years, has had the honor of painting the baby King of Spain and his mother, the Queen Regent, receiving for the former $25,000. "At the recent election in Pans 668,097 electors were registered, hut only 435,860 votes were cast. Although Boulanger beat M. Jacques by 81,550 plurality, and even had a clear majority ol 54.432 over all opposition, he still lacked 40,. 279 votes of a bare majority of all the registered voters. There were about 133,000 Parisian voters who did not care enough about Boulan gerism to go to the polls and vote either for or against it. The Japanese students now at Roanoke Col lege are the first representatives of their nation to enter a Virginia institution. These boys, Hidei Fuknoka and Toyoskiro Terashima, are sons of distinguished officers of their Govern mentViscount Takachika Fukuoka, member of the Imperial Privy Council and ex-Minister of State for Education, and Count Munenori Terasbima, Vice President of the Privy Coun cil and formerly Minister to the United States. England is agitated over the sad fact that Prince Albert Victor has not sufficient pocket money. His father, the Prince of Wales, who has never possessed a large enough income for his tastes, is sorry for the boy. A council was recently held to discuss measures for the en largement of the young Prince's means. The most acceptable plan to the members of tho council was to increase the rents of the ten ants on the estates of the Duchy of Cornwall. How long will tho British submit to this sort of thing? Curious stories come from Ponce de Leon Hotel, in St. Augustine. Mr. Flagler's expen diture there cow amounts to nearly 6,000,000. Early in January there were only 12 guests in the .hotel. Mr. Flagler, however, does not seem discouraged. He has just bought tho railroad running from St. Augustine to Palat ka and from St. Augustine to Jacksonville. Last Sunday he changed both of these to broad-gauge roads, and shortened the schedule more than one-half. Ho is going to buUd a bridge over the St. Johns, so that the vestibule trains can run into St Augustine from New York without transfer. He is building an Opera House in St. Augustine at a cost of $300, 000, a magnificent church, and a union depot that will cost about 200.000. Mrs. Wiird 1VII1 Not Appeal In Vain. From the New York World. 1 Mrs. Humphry Ward will not appeal In vain to the sympathies of the American public in her protest against the dramatization of ''Robert Elsmere." We have a healthy preju dice against a play on words. -THE TOPICAL TALKER. Olodern Scenery Is a Novelty HereGround less. Alarm About a Pictured Tank Curiosity Is a Dangerous Thing, So It a Photographic Album Sometimes. So unusual is it to see a play mounted in modern style In Pittsburg though it must be said that the scenery now In stock at the Bijou Theater is far better than anything given us be-forebylocalmanagers-that"Fascination"could rest upon its scenery alone to draw audiences. In the necessarily "brief notice "Of the play in The DISPATcn yesterday an injustice was done to Colonel Sinn, the proprietor of tho ulay, and his Brooklyn Park Theater scene painter. 8eymour D. Parker. Tho box scenes. representing rooms of a very sumptuous char acter, are examples of the latest development in scenic art. The room In Rota Delamere't house is a very tasteful piece of color, oven to the smallest details. Fob the information of a great many people who have been led by the lithographs and bUls to suspect "Fascination" of having a tank con cealed about it, I may state that the river scene is devoid of "real water," but has some very clever illusions which are effective enough. It is a healthy sign of the public's education that the mention of a tank ofcreal water in connec tion with a drama is enough to keep a great many people away from the theater during that drama's stay. Curiosity is a bad thing any way, but when a fellow is painting a door ho ought to fight very shy of letting his curieslty get the better of him. A friend of mine paid avislt the other day to a house that is being built for him. The house Is in tho hands of the painters now and my friend called the boss painter aside to tell him something or other. An apprentice was put ting a first coat of paint on the doors which opened into the ball where my friend and the boss painter were talking. There were two pots of paint by the apprentice's side, one contain ing the light brown paint he was to use on tho doors and another fuU of red paint. The apprentice, having an evil conscience possibly, strained bis ears to catch what his master was saying, but continued painting the door. Suddenly my friend happened to glance" at the door, and, seeing something extraordin ary there, said to the boss: "What on earth is that boy painting that door red for?" The boss looked at the door and made a dash for the boy. He caught the youngster by the coat collar, but it was too late. Three panels out of four had glaring coats of red paint. The juvenile artist had allowed his brush to wander into the wrong pot, while he sought to catch the conversation going on near him. V Another dangerous thing to do unless you give your full mind to it is to examine the photographic album of a person you don't know very well when that person is at your elbow. Becently a young man of my acquaintance found himself at a loss to carry on a conversa tion with his hostess, who Is a young -married woman, and he himself had the daring to take up a photograph album and commence to turn the pages. His hostess sat near enough to see the photographs and naturally enough She made a runulng comment upon them, explain lngwho the people pictured were. It the young man had kept his mind as well as his eyes riveted on the book there would have been no trouble. But his attention ran off at the beck of some recollection and ho turned over leaf after leaf mechanically. Presently he camo to the picture of a pretty girl, and he ventured half absent-mindedly, half intending to pay a compliment: "Your sister, I presume?" "No, sir," was the qniet reply, "that's baby's nurse we put it in to please baby." . This ought to have warned the young man of his danger, but it didn't. The next page but one disclosed the picture of a young man with a self-satisfied smirk on his face and banged bair. "A face like that," remarked the young man struggling to hide a yawn, "always makes me think of agents' furnishing store. He seems to be saving: Those are our very best at SI 08.'" All the young matron replied to this was: "Indeedl Do you think sot" But there was such an ugly emphasis on the indeed that tho young man looked up In time to notice that a flush was still on his hostess' face and an angry light in her eyes. He guessed he'd put his foot in it, and took care to make no more remarks till the album was closed again. By stealth later in the evening he brought a friend to the album and asked him who the young man with a smirk and bangs might be. "Why, don't you know your host? That photo was taken beforo ho was married," was tho unsatisfactory reply. THE MILirAEI SYSTEM OF EUEOPE. How It Fnts the Nations of the Old World at Grent Disadvantage. From the Boston Herald. "I An English statistician finds that the annual outgo of Europe for its military system to-day is equivalent to 1,750,000,000. If tho loss of the productive labor of the men in arms is added to this sum, the annual expense would be $2,150,000,000. It IS shown by comparison that the annual expense of the standing armies of Europe in 1660 had been but 550,000,000. In 30 years time the expense has increased three fold. This great SUm is raised by taxing each nation, and the taxes fall upon the land and the industries of the people principally upon the industries. European nations are thus handicapped, almost to the extent of the cost of their military equipment, from competition with a country like our own. The advantage of a country where a standing army is not necessary stands out in a strong light. In the race of civilization, communities as heavily burdened as the great European nations are at ' present by their military equipment are at a great disadvantage, and from the present out look the disadvantage is constantly increasing. THE QUEER TASTES Of Some of the Diners In the French Res taurants of New York. From the New York Ban. J Some of the French restaurants of New York have set apart one evening for music with the dinner. The band is made up of two or three violins and a bass viol. In one of these restau rants, patronized freely by judges, lawyers and newspaper men, there is a most accommodat ing leader. But he is somewhat puzzled by what he calls the peculiar taste of the restau rant's particular coterie of diners. The three selections that take with them are Coopin's "Funeral March," Rossini's "Stabat Mater," and the Pilgrim's chorus from "Tannhauser," all solemn, and apparently anvthing but suita ble with rich Burgundy and hilarious fizz. Sometimes the leader has to repeat these selec tions. The judges, lawyers and newspaper men give rapt attention, and, with the coffee and cigars, tell of the palaces and great cathe drals at Rome and abroad in which they have listened to the grand strains. STEWAKT-M'CEACKEN. A Well-Known -Young Couple Married at the Sixth Church. Miss Ada Byron McCracken, daughter of B. McCracken, the Liberty street merchant, was married last evening to Mr. Alex. L. Stewart, of Porter fe Donaldson's. Tho ceremony was performed by Rev. John P. Patterson, pastor of the'Sixth Presbyterian Church, where the wedding took place. The ushers were J. P. Mahan, JSmes Scully and Wm. Mcllroy. The groomsman was Thos. A. Dunn. The bride wore a green gray cloth traveling costume with bonnet to match. After the ceremony the young couple took tho 9 o'clock train for Philadelphia, where they will spend a week. After that they will go to New York, Washington and Baltimore. Upon their return they will take up their residence at No. 559 Fifth avenue. No Cnuoe for Alarm. , From the New York Telegram. A mince pie which a notable boutekeeperiOf Kansas, DX, had just baked, one day last week, exploded with such violence as to kill a cat. Useful as such mince pies might be in New York, there is no occasion for alarm on the part of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Restaurant mince pie never develops any energy. . Busk for War. Wa snnfGTON.February 12,-Senator Spooner is reported to be the next prominent pilgrim to Indianapolis. He Will leave Washington later In the week, and it Is understood he goes to Impress upon General Harrison the availability ot Governor Busk, of Wisconsin, as Secretary of War. BAILWAY. feeighT BATES. Tbo Western Roads Are Having Troublo'ln Adjusting Matters. Chicago, February 11 The Western Freight Association met to-day to consider how best to readjust and equalize through rates from Iowa points to the seaboard, the rates having become disarranged by enforcement of the commissioners' schedule in Iowa. A com mittee of seven was appointed to formulate a plan and report to-morrow afternoon. The ob ject is to remove the discrimination against Chicago caused by the reduction in Iowa rates. Tho Vestern Railway Weighing Association met to-day to decide what should be done with the question of livo stock transportation from the Missouri river. The system of billing live stock by weight Instead of chargfngby the car load was inaugurated "January L The Kansas Railroad Commissioners have ordered the restoration of carload rates in that State, causing a good deal of confusion. It was agreed that carload rates should be charged only on local shipments in the State of Kansas, and that the weighing system should be continued on all inter-State traflie and between all points east of the river. The sub-committee oft classification, which has been in session in this city about ten days, adjourned to-day for two months. A set of general rules was adopted, and it was agreed that a number of classes under which the va rious articles of freight are to be grouped shall be 12. The next meeting of the committee will be held at Old Point Comfort in April. MADE Affjffl) OP DESPAIR. . A Disheartened Woman Shoots Herself Becnnse She Couldn't Rise. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. St. Louis, February 12,-Mrs. Rachel Willis, full of despair over her own ignorance and her blighted ambitions, Bhot herself and ended all the worry of trying to be what she was not. She had longed to be a poetess, an author. She had the fever of composition. She was full of romance -and Bentiment, but her life was oounaed Dy very narrow Hues. She had no ad vantages in early life. Born on a farm, she, had the AnllPatinrt ftf n ffl-tnai'a .Iqrlrvhf-i.,. TT. husband, who came wheu life was growing to be a very heavy burden, was a temporary re lief. He was higher intellectually than was she, and his companionship promised an ex tension of her mental range. After fite years of that companionship she seems to have found it lacking in tnat benefit she hoped to obtain, and so resolved to end her life. This morning a bullet fired by her own hand put an end to her life. She left a note stating that her act was caused by her in ability to succeed as a writer. She leaves one child. CHINESE WELCOMED IN RUSSIA. One Placo Where John is Thought to be nn Immigrant Worth Having. From the New York Sun. If John Chinaman reads the Russian news papers he must be pleased to observe that there are white men who think him an immigrant north having. The ivoioe Vremya and some other journals are urging that Johu Is just the man to help develop new countries; that he can even be Russified, and that he should be invited to settle in large numbers in Asiatic Russia. They think, howover, that John should bring his wife along with him to Siberia, that his children should be educated in Russian schools, and they have such faith in his capaci ty for assimilation with other races as to sup pose that in time he would fut off his cne, put on Western clothes, and become a dutiful subject pf the Czar, No doubt the Russians, with tho blood of many peoples in their veins, cousins on the one band of Poles and Germans and on the other of Tartars and Mongols, can work this trans formation in John if anybody can. AID FOB A STEAMSHIP LINE. South American Merchants Will Assist an Important Yankee Enterprise. St. Louis, February 12. The Mississippi River aud Ocean Navigation Company, of this city, who contemplate the construction of a line of double hull, light draft, centerboard, adjustable-keel steamers, to run direct between St. Louis and other inland river cities in this country and Central and South American ports, received advices to-day from their agent at Maracaibo, Venezuela, that 150,000 shares of the company's stock hnve been subscribed for by the merchants of Maracaibo, La Uuavra, Porto Cabello and Island uf Cnracoa, and that merchants at other ports on the coast, par ticularly those connected with the great coffee trade of that country, are becoming Interested in tho enterprise and will aid it with their money. TAXATION TOO HIGH. Akron's Expcndltnres for the Ijnnt Eight lcars to be Investigated. Akron, February 12. For some time a news paper agitation of local taxation has been go ing on,-and charges of extravagance in the con duct of city government have been made, the total tax rate now being 30 8-10 mills in city sewer districts. One week ago the City Council took notice of the criticisms on It by having read a burlesque resolution which proposed stoppage of all city improvements. Last night another tack was taken and another resolution passed for the appointment of joint committee nn tho part of the County Commissioners, the Board of Education and the City Council for an investigation of local expenditures for past eight) cars. NO C0L0E LINE IN THEIES. Brooklyn Liquor" Denier Refuse to Bar Colored Men Prom Their Bali. Special Telegram to The Dispatch. New York, February 12. The United Liquor Dealers' Association of Brooklyn will have a ball in Palace Rink, next Monday even ing. William Brown, a, negro saloon keeper, was anxious to attend, but fearing that his presence might be objectionable, wrote to President Oliver about the matter. The President laid Mr. Brown's letter before the association, which decided that Mr. Brown could not only attend the hall, but that he and bis friends might do all in their power to make it a success. Tho Condition That Confronts Us. From the New Xork World, A condition, not a theory, confronts us, fellow-countrymen. For the first time within the memory of most men the diplomatic relations between this country and England are wholly in control of charges d'affaires. Now there is nothing fundamentally unreliable about a healthy charge d'affaires, but IS it not tempting fate to place our relations with Great Britain in the hands of men whose after-dinner .speeches are Beldom reported in the newspapers. A Few More Appointments. Washington, February 12. The President to-day sent the following nominations to the Senate: Eugene E, White, of Arkansas, to be au Indian inspector; -Lieutenant Edward M. Heyl, to be Inspector General with rank of colonel; Major Henry W. Lawton to be In spector General with rank of lieutenant colonel; Captain Joseph P. Sanger to bo Inspector General with the rank of major. Rnther Severe Upon Royalty. From the New York "World. A statistician asserts that 20 princes and princesses of the reigning families of Enrope have been treated for mental disorders. The nineteenth century has been very severe upon the royal think-tank. ABOUT TODESELF. The average number of teeth is 32. The weight of the circulating blood is 28 pounds. ' TnE average weight of an adult is 150 pounds 6 ounces. The brain of a man exceeds twice that of any other animal. A man man breathes about 20 times a min ute, and 1,200 in an hour. The average weight of a skeleton is about 14 pounds. Number Oi oones 240. One thousand ounces of blood pass through tho kidneys in one hour. A han breathes about IS pints of air in a minute, or upward of 7 hogsheads a day. The average weight of the brain of a man Is Zy pounds; of a woman, 2 pounds and 11 ounces. Five hundred and fortt pounds, or 1 hogshead and 1 pints of blood pass through the heart in one hour. ITHE average height of an Englishman is 5 net 9 inches; of a. Frenchman, 5 feet 4 inches; of a Belgian, 5 feet 6 Inches. "The heart sends nearly 10 pounds of blood through the veins and arteries each beat, and makes 4 beats while we breathe once. ' (ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTT-FIVt MILL ION cells are in the lungs, which would cover a surface 30 times greater thah the human body. The average of the pulse in infancy is 120 per minute: in manhood. 80: at 60 vears. Go. The dulse oi females la more frequent than that of I .dales. OLD PRESCRIPTIONS. The Dangers Attending the Reckless Use of Them Physicians and Druggist May do Much Toward Remedying the Evil Careful Administration of the Lawn' Regulating the Balo of Poisons Needed. From the New York Ban. Opium, laudanum, paregoric, morphine. soothing uyrup, Dover's powders, bromides, antipyrln, chloral, and cocaine are doing a de structive work. In their legitimate use as tem porary easements of unbearable physical suf fering thev are among the greatest boons of civilization. But, unfortunately, when a physician prescibes a dose o( one of these powerful agents ho knows that not only will the dose be taken by his patient at that time, but also that tho prescription will be saved and used again by the patient on his own responsi bility. Of coarse thefe are druggists who are by to means particular to whom they sell these things. They will renew over and over again the supply from an old prescription, when they must know that the baleful drug Is being used merely as food for a morbid appetite. The morphine-pill box la worn out and anpther substituted again and again. They see tho laudanum bottle coming day by day for In creased doses, when they must know that It is ministering to a craving more destructive than the thirst for rum. They supply bromide or cocaine to people who they know are not un der the care of physicians, but are employing these sedatives and anodynes as the drunkard does his liquor not merely using, but abusing. The Work of Cocnlne. Ashorttimeagoaprosperousyoungmechanic told a well-known physician the story of bis wife's dissipation. Day by day she had become more Indifferent to her family duties. Her house was neglected. Her children were run ning the streets uncared for. Her money was spent in some mysterious way. At first he suspected that she had become addicted to drink. He had watched her carefully and searched high and low for Intoxicants, but every Inquiry was baffled. He had her watched witn like result. She would be found at times apparently in drunken stupor. Home, children, husband, friends were sacrificed to some bale ful secret habit which eluded his mo3t vigilant efforts to discover. At last the revelation came. It was an old prescription of tho family physician for the comparatively new narcotic, cocaine. The enslaved woman bad first taken the drug in sickness. She found the effects so agreeable that she saved the prescription. After the sickness had passed, she took the drug as a re lief from household cares and weanness. It was an easy thing to send a child to the drug store with the prescription. The little bottles of colorless and almost tasteless liquid attract ed no attention, and so she went on month after month; of course more and more was needed. It took the place of healthful sleep, and then of nourishing food and drink. Final ly it wrecked a system that was once robust. First for Pain, Then for Pleasure. No doubt this Is the story of many physicians' prescriptions of opiates that are taken at first to allay pain, to soothe the suffering, to deaden tho torture of surgical operations, but that subsequently are surreptitiously used for mere pleasure or tranquility, regardless of the danger that attends the continued use of these powerful agents. Here Is another case reported by a physician: A young mother observed that her child was drowsy and ll6tless. The nurse never had any iroume witn it The child would He for hours in apathetic wakefulness. The parents were no fools. They watched the nnrse, and they fojintl her out dosing the child with an anodyne obtained on an old prescription. This is an old trick of nurses, who often have no hesitation in inflicting incurable damage upon the system of a child merely to save themselves the trouble of attending it. Such a nurse ought to be pros ecuted for assault in fact, they do commit the most dangerous kind of assault, compared with which a mere blow with the fist would bo mercy. Meddling With Health. Although a man would not think of meddling with his watch or clock, or any piece of mech anism, but would intrust its repair only to a competent workman, ho often meddles with his own health and physical constitution In the most reckless way. He will take medicines that are only of uso in some entirely different circumstances on the mere guess that his symptoms are the same as those for which the medicine was originally prepared. Women are particularly prone to do this. They fearlessly .fill up old medicine bottles, land uso them in cases where there is not the slightest analogy to the case for which the medicine was origin ally prepared. They make the most reckless diagnosis. They exchange Information as to what the doctors did for their children under what to them seem similar circumstances, and which may be entirely different. They may not know the difference hatween A nrimmnn nnnp-li and membraneous croup, but they will tackle the most dreadful disease with the most inap propriate remedy. By the time the doctor comes, the patient has been already experi mented upon, and has risked death by delay or by the struggle with hurtful medicaments. A Dangerous Feature. The dangerous feature about the self-administration or opiates is that the subject keeps on taking the drug while partially deprived of its use of the power of reason or the benefit of memory. The legitimate use of such agents re quires the greatest care and caution. Tbey must be adapted to the system of the recipient and to the special occasion. What would be "harmless to a person at one time would be dan gerous at another. It is well knowu that nar cotic poisons are cumulative: that they go on piling up in the system like steam collecting in a boiler. No harm is done until at last the ex ploding point is reached. This aDDarentlv crowine propensity of ceonle to prescribe for themselves Bhould be checked. The drugstore contains elements of destruction quite as dangerous as the gunpowder shop or the Saloon, and not the least dangerous equip ment is the pile of old prescriptions. People cannot be too strongly impressed with ths fact that opiates are hnrtf ul when used in excess, or when administered by unskillful bands. Intel ligent physicians and conscientious druggists may do much to this end. Something may be done by careful administration of the laws regulating the sale of poisons. But not the least dangerous element In the baleful business is the Indiscriminate use of old prescriptions and self-doctoring by the ignorant. ST. VALENTINE'S DAYIN INDIANAPOLIS A FANTASY. Berore you break your fast at morn On cakes of wheat or Indian corn And sucn-Uke simple things that please The palates of the small HcKees Before your coffee cup you drain, Bcmembcr James Ulllesple Blaine! I ask not whether you'll be mine You bet I'll be your Valentine. New York, Gentle Harrison, helped you to win. And on the ground floor she is bound to come in. 'Twlxt Miller and Piatt iryou can't drawthe line, What's the matter with both being your Valen tine? List to the old, old story In the Conservatory, Here's Foraker the Gory, Whose Cheek Is twelve by nine; And Reld, whose high ambition Seeks not so much position As merely the permission To be your Valentine. Pray don't shrink from yonr Alger So; F6r see, he has a quid prtt quo. And will, If you'll be benign, Pay cash to bo your Valentine. . Don't fondly hope to flee alone Not while there's life in Bill Mahone; He'll pull the coattalls off your spine, To be your Southern Valentine, O Benny, you, In days of old, To mind your p's and q's were toldl But now you need not Piatt obey. If you'll bat mind your Matty Quay, "Who comes with outstretched hand to clasp Yours In his firm and mailed grasp. And guide It where the letters twlno That write him down your Valentine. If In despair your hat you seize And wander out among the trees; Depew and Evarta will combine To be your New York Valentine. On the Juniper street and Thirteenth street side Are striped goods and plain beside: And on Market street corner you will and. Crochet bed spreads of the finest kind; Near the women's waiting room hosen be. And a counter for men's suspendery; I have everything in the dry goods l(ne, Ob, come to my shop, my Valentine I . -VoAn Wanamaler, Berore the cup or sleep yon drain, Kemember James Gillespie Blaine! 1 ask you not whither you'll be mine You bet I'll be your Valentine. But before you go to. bed at night. And creep within your sheets or white; Before you sink to slumbers dim, Bemember Jim, remember Jim I au from met. KEW YORK'S LATEST GOSSIP. A Protest la Order. NEW YOBK BUREAU 8PICULS.1 New Yokk, February 12.-The Llederknnz Society, the wealthiest German club in the country, has declaied war against the city police. The Liederkranz gave its thirty-sixth J annual mask ball at the Metropolitan Opera House Thursday night, at an expense of $12, 000. The Sfeinways, the Oelricbs and all the rest of New York's" German 400 were there. The ball started off with a boom at 11 o'clock. Two hours later tho boom was squelched by the appearance of 40 uniformed policemen and 15 detectives. There was little fun after that, for tho policemen walked up and down tho dancing floor and supper rooms, swinging their big night sticks and threatening to arTest the first waiter who sold wine. One policeman got so drunk and obstreperous that he had to be removed. Another policeman was caught be hind a door drinking champagne that he bad confiscated. Another policeman, placed on guard to prevent the sale of wine, allowed champagne to be sold upon condition that he received a $2 tip for every bottle passed. All this and much moie the law committee of tho Liederkranz has related in papers of protest, which will be laid before Mayor Grant and the police commissioners. Special proceedings are threatened against Captain Reilly, of the pre cinct in which the ball was held. Holding the Fort. "Washington E. Connor, a wealthy broker, is at war with the Central Railway of New Jersey. The Central's tracks skirt the grounds of Mr. .Connor's country place at Low Moor. The railway company recently tried to buy of Mr. Connor enough land for an additional track. Mr. Connor refused to sell, and took steps to enjoin the company from laying a track on his land. The railway company at once sent to Low Moor a train loaded with track-layers and sleepers and steel rails, and before Mr. Connor conld summon assistance the track was laid. Mr. Connor engaged a force of men to tear up the track. The railroad company heard of it and backed the heaviest locomotive on the road and a freight train down on the threat ened bit of road. The locomotive and the freight train still hold down the Jersey Central track on Mr. Connor's property. The Pig Iron Trust ClesingUp. The announcement was made on the Metal Exchange this morning that the Pig Iron Trust has nearly completed arrangements for secur ing control of the American market. The con tracts of the trust with the furnace companies stipate that no company shatl place iron against which warrants are to be issued in the hands of any other warrant company. It is also stipulated that the producer Is to pay yardage at the rate of 25 cents per ton and 2 cents per month carrying charges. The grad ing will be guaranteed by the company. The storage yards will be in convenient localities and placed in the hands of the trustees at a nominal rental. Stolo Dally to Flay the'Horses. Philip OhI, entry clerk in a wholesale silk and button house, has stolen $2,500 worth of ribbons and buttons within the last year to pay his expenses at tho race track. Every night be carried away in his pocket about S10 worth of small merchandise to the pawnbroker's, and every Saturday holiday he lost all he had at the race track. When arrested he had 72 pawn tickets and five pool tickets in his pocket. Insurance Saved In Time. Martin Althaus, the Knight Templar who hanged himself in Brooklyn night before last, carried a Ufe insurance for $1,000 in the Ma sonic Mutual. He was $S in arrears, and, ac cording to the laws of the society, his widow would be entitled to no benefit. A smart friend of the family discovered this yesterday morning. He hurried over to the.ofnce of tho Masonic Mutual, whore no news of Althaus' suicide had been received, and paid his dead friend's dues, receiving a receipt which will enable Mrs. Althaus to get the S1,0C0 insur ance, which she would have otherwise lost. Friendship Pays Its Price. Charles E. Barnes, gentleman of leisure and novelist in three languages, will pass the rest of this week in the Tombs. HO went into conrt yeSteiday to testify that his friend, Ed ward Metcalf, was not a burglar. He mads something of a Stir with his fine clothes, long hair and literary ways. Upon leaving the stand hosat down very close to Mr. Metcalf, the suspected burglar. In fact, be sat so sus piciously close to him that a court officer, thinking something was up, pulled Metcalf away from him. Five cigars and a flask of whisky, in transit from the novelist's hand to Metcalf's pocket, lay on the bench between the men. The Judge saw tho whisky and the cigars, and immediately ordered the novelist off to the tombs for contempt of court. ETIQUETTE AT CHDECfl FAIES. It Is not correct to charge less that J3 on the El for articles on tho fair tables. DO not keep !15 in your inside pocket unless you are willing to be thought mean. It is never proper to make a man take a chance in a flush framed mirror at the point of a pistol. Do not be ostentatious in your display of wealth at a church fair. This is a vice of ex travagant minds. Every well regulated table should have Its "steerer," just as in the game of bunko, to as sist people to find what they do not want. Fashionable people never take more than five glasses of lemonade at once, or expect to find more than one lemon in eight gallons. Bargain counters are never to be found at well-conducted fairs, and economy is a gross 'breach of the etiquette which there obtains. When a kind-hearted member of the con gregation has donated a $40 clock to the fair it is not good form to ask him to buy it back for $140. In small country towns it Is not considered right to charge admission to the fair, but a small fee is exacted of persons desirous 61 go- ing out. It Is not becoming in a man to leave a church fair with more gold in his pockets than he wonld there have after a "holdup" bj the ban ditti of Texas. If you pay five cent3 for a "grab" keep your temper if you get a handful of paper and pew ter spoons instead of the t rencn ormolu clock you expected. Persons acquainted with the etiquette of church f airs will wrap up a pincushion the minuto the visitor says he doesn't want It. This kind of coercion Is permissible. Be considerate of otheis. If you have bought a match safe for $25 and you hear that some body else wants it, let some one else have it at? cost. This kind of virtue is Its own reward. If there is a savage bulldog up to be voted into the possession of the most, popular man at the fair, you may with perfect propriety vote against your dearest friend oreven your fian ce's father. A beaixy well brought uq person will never carry an enormous appetite with him to the fair table d'hote. Remember the causo of charity and don't eat more tharr half of what Is put before you. It is not considered good form to win in a raffle. Very few of our best people ever do this, and persons who observe the convention alities of society should eschew forever the winning number., Do not leave your pocketbook in the cloak room, and be sure that no loose ctiango is left in your overcoat pocket. The latest accepted rules of cloakroom etiquette give the contents of overcoat pockets to the charity for which the fair is given. , Do not think it witty after you have been shown the flower booth and basket booth to ask to be shown the Edwin Booth. The writer tried that once, and the rosy-cheeked damsel who should have smiled said that Edwin Booth wasn't there. Be sure to patronize the postofflce and re member that it is a sign 6f Ill-breeding to grow angry because the letter, you receive is offen sively personal. Offensive personality is re quired by the etiquette that obtains iu the post office department of a church fair. In the cause ot charity it is perfectly proper to 'make others ridiculous, so that if there are two rich dndes from whom you would like to realize substantial aid get up a vote for the greatest donkey In town, leading the list with the names of the gentle men in qusstlon. They will then appear aud squander their substance In riotous voting, un less they.comblnQ and call it off. CURIOUS CONDEKSATI03S. Two cows died irom eating too many rotten potatoes down in Baldwin county, Georgia, recently. New York City's deaths and births about balance each other. Last week there were 807 births and 818 deaths. The town of Mills City, Va., has re cently bad its name changed and now rejoices in the title of "flew York, Jr.." There are musical soirees every Snnday at the palace of tho Emperor of Germany, the programme being executed by generals, col onels, majors, captains and lieutenants. A feature of the late eclipse of the moon at Downieville, CoL, was a gorgeous rainbow ring that surrounded the moon. Inclosed were seven brilliant stars of tha first magni tude, t Mrs. Cornelius .Vanderbilt, when she gives dinner parties, uses a solid gold dinner service Set with uncut gems and with some courses Dresden aud Sevres plates worth mora than $100 apiece. The great car drivers strike in New York cost the city over $500,000; 6,500 men lost 578,000 wages; the railroad companies lost S20oV 100; tho theaters. $60,000; the stores in the shop- ) ping districts, $150,000 and yat it was a failure. As the result of an election wager, Charles Hindman, of Chicago, is now engaged in a weary tramp from that city to Washington via New Orleans. He is now somewhere in tha interior of Georgia. Mr. Hindman has worn out three pairs of shoes since he began his tramp. It is against the law in Mexico for any one to read a newspaper aloud; bat no one cares for that, as few people want to read them anyhow. You can get more news in Mexico by sitting down half an hour at a popular cafe than you could get by reading a Mexican paper for a month. A very pretty incident occurred at Athens, Ga., the other day. At an afternoon prayer meeting held at a private house, as a hymn was being sung, a little canary bird, which had been quiet during the meeting, joined in with the singing, and continued his soft, mellow notes until the song had been fin ished. A young man of Cobb county, Ga., visited Atlanta recently and spent the night seeing the sights. When he got back home ha was telling his folks of what he saw. "Tha election lights was just the prettiest thing yon ever saw, and I went to that big, fine building and rode up in the evaporator." He Is going again and take his friends. Among the countries in which wqman" suffrage in one form or another prevails are: England, Scotland, Wales, Sweden, Russia, Austria-Hungary, Croatia, Dalmatia, Italy, British Burmah, Madras Presidency, Bombay Presidency, Russian Asia, Tasmania, Iceland, New Zealand, Victoria, New South Wales, Queensland and South Australia. Queen Victoria is so fond of fresh air that she is in the habit of sleeping with open windows even in the dead of winter. The Empress Maria Theresa, of Austria, was mors peculiar in this respect. Her writing table, even in winter, was close to the open window and the falling snow often drifted In and fell on the paper on which she Wrote. It frequently happened that the hands of the hairdresser were partly frozen while attending to Her Majesty's coiffure. The disappearance and rescue of Captain Pruden in Montana, who was lost from camp recently, in company with a Government mule, wa3 an exciting and pecular adventure. Pruden was found by Fire Wolf, one of the Cheyenne scouts sent out to look for him. He bad been, lost ten nays, and in all that time had nothing to eat. The mule was set free to graze every day, and at night returned to the place where Pruden was, and by its warmth kept the man alive. That old soldiers are treated well in Maine is hown by the following facts:TheMama State treasurer, land agent, bank examiner, in surance commissioner, reporter of decisions, superintendent of public buildings, one rail road commissioner, secretary of the Senate, beside the pension clerk, one clerk in the State Treasury, one in secretary of State's office, clerk in the adjutant general's office, messen ger of tho Governor and council, messenger of the House of Representatives and most of tha messengers, workmen and watchmen about tha State House were ail soldiers in the lata war. Says a writer in a Chicago paper: "Tha ministers of New York teem to be. on tha whole, obscure. 1 hare on many occasions asked well-informed people, "Can you give ma tho names of a dozen NeW York clergymen! I have sometimes Bet 'tnfiirambor at ten, but never that I now recall have I been able to find a person in Chicago or elsewhere who could name to me at once ten New York clergymen. And yet in this city of New York are I know not how many churches." It may seem unkind to quote the remark, "Not to have known them argues thyself unknown," but it is ap propriate. An electrical attachment has been de vised which may be applied- to an ordinary clock for awaking a sleeper at any given time the contrivance thus taking the place of tha ordinary alarm clock that needs to be wound up the night before it is to give forth its sound. This electrical clock is so constructed that it can be set to any given five minutes of each hour, the bell beginning to ring at that time, and continuing to nns; until the switch is turned to cut off the electric current. There is, of course, no call for winding an alarm where this device Is employed, it being only necessary on going to bed to turn the switch, thus allowing the circuit to be completed at the time the bell is to ring. In this arrangement the clock and battery are made in a compact form, the cell of the battery bMng enclosed in the clock case. The Microscopical Journal says that in order to draw pictures by means of the camera luclda without straining the eyes, it is essential that the microscopical image and the paper and easel be uniformly illuminated. If the image has. in comparison with the paper, too strong a light, the pencil will be seen with dif ficulty, if at all on the contrary, if the paper, in comparison with the image, be too strongly Illuminated, the delicate outlines of the latter will prove indistinct. This difficulty may ba remedied by throwing either the Image or tha paper into the shadow, and both may be dona simply with the hand, or by a properly con structed screen of paper, or by a disk of paste board set up at some distance, and tbe like. A few trials made with the microscope with dif ferent degrees of magnification will be found to afford the necessary experience for managing the light in a satisfactory manner. It is, of course, essential, in tracing the outlines of tha Image, under the camera, that the pencil em ployed be not too hard, and the lines should be) very light. REVERIES OF A PHILOSOPHER. An intermittent ache is like a serial story continued next week. Men lose less sleep from troubled con sciences than from poor cooking. The third party may be useful in politics, but It can be dispensed with In courtship. Troubles are said to come in pairs, bat the first or all human troubles came In apples. Tbe fortune-hunter is not so much taken with pretty faces as with handsome figures say S10Q.0OO. Some people are glad that we are having an open winter, but they should remember that spring won't come till the open winter Is closed. The professional juror would experience fewer trials In life ir he pursued some other busk ncss; but he hasn't a mind to do anything else. the idiots. Now idiots their cents are spending 'Tls hard to tell with what design) -For envelopes anil stamps and sending To friends the "comic" valentine. A FEBBUASY DAY. At mora the feathery snowflakes filled tia air, k At noon great clonds of dust began to fly. At eve the sun came out; 'twas warm and fair. At night the stars shone In a cloudless sky. Not the Fighting Kind. Smith Yes, yon see strange things In a smoking car. Jones No doubt of that. S.Tbere was tbls morning. Two men got Into a dreadful quarrel. ,, J.-Yes? S.Yes; they called each other by the vUest of names, sneaks, skins, chumps, snooze rs, soakers, and so forth. I thought every moment they would fight. J. And didn't they fight? B. No; you see they were png lllsts. , Eeal Life. Country editor What are von busy with, my dear? Country editor's wire I am writing some cook ing recipes for your Housewife's column. C. E. Ob, yes. Giving us something nice this week? C E.'s W.-Yes. I atn Just giving directions how to boll a Westphalia ham in sherry and scire It with appropriate garnlshlngs. I have also a new method for making pate de fol gras. C.E. Indeedl Well, after yon get through, dear, I wish yon wonld fry that liver and pork that bought for dinner, for I'm feeling mighty hungry. - Alt from (Ac Sotton CovrUr. t3il ? : tfjfftrwr ,ii- wa :&fe