KMgjKgag C-0 THE" PITTSBURG DISPATCH, ' SUNDAY, , "JANUARY "27. 1889 15.' IN FAR COMAUGHT, The Land of Komantic Scenery, Ko Me Euins and Brave People. QUAINT, FASCINATING CONEMARA, Unsurpassed in Wild and Glorious Scenic Splendor. AN EXCITING, THRILLING CAR RIDE rCORRErODl.J.CEOF TOE DISFATCH.3 OCGHTEEAED, IBELAXD, Jan. 7, 1889. ON2TATJGHT has been most truthfully described as "the west ern, smallest, least populated, least re claimed, least known and most misunder stood of the four provinces of Ireland." It comprises the five counties of Leitrim, .Roscommon, Sligo, Mayo and Galway. The Uiver Shannon winds along its eastern boundaries. To the north, Donegal Bay sets in between the crags as if to wrench it from the mainland at one gulp of the sea. Galway Bay. breaking throueh from be tween the white heights of Aran Islands, flanks it menacingly upon the south. The most tumultuous seas known to the world's shore-lines eternally battle with jagged headlands upon the west. And within it are the noblest lakes, the loveliest moors, the wildest mountains, mod hideous bogs, most entrancing burns, wildest reaches of rocks, sweetest dingles, most fascingjjug coves and bays, grandest and fewest roads, loveliest ruins, greatest castles, most wretched huts, quaintest structures in habi- tion, bride-arch, chapel "and inn, daintiest hamlets, and the bravest simplest, noblest, humblest, wildest and strangest people, in the same area, within Ireland, or in any ex plored land where people go or live. Eoscommon.Leitrim, Sligo and Mayo each have their wild, rude coloring; but in all of these, especially in their eastern parishes, Irish city and country life are much the same as throughout sweet, warm Munster of the south, bricht, active Leinster of the east, and hard, pretentions Ulster of the north. COXITATGHT'S PASCE.-ATIOJT. But who ever painted, or ever can paint, this Connangbt as a whole, or reveal to one who has not felt through actual life within it, its ever-savage presence to the eye, and its intangible inner and under pathetic sweetness and fascination to the truevreal sense and soul ims outer savagery ol presence, which one cannot throw off, how ever pleasurable sight and scene may be, has largely been a creation of ignorance. The human activities of Ireland for 2D centuries, to far as best known to men, have been in the hardy north, the commercial east, and the bay-studded, town-dotted south. The West of Ireland, even with its old metropolis ol Galway, trading so largely with the Mediterranean ports, was always held to be a terra incognita of strange and forbidding mysteries. The old pagan ruins were more numerous here. In the popular fancy, strange, savage lolk, descended Irom strange savage chieltains, still roved at will in its mountain fastnesses. Queen Mayev and her b trbaric rule seemed still an exist lnff actuality. The horrors of the old seven-years' war between Connaught and Ulster, seemed a dim, vague but certain perpetuity over here behind the Shannon. Cromwell's soldiers gave all this added emphasis by their brutal cries of, "To h 1 or Connaught 1 while dnvinc the people ot the lair vallevs be tween Meath and Iionglord to the wilds of far, fierce Connaught. Poets wrote direful rhymes of this unknown land. Humor made it known as "geographically west oi the law." And fiction placed it among the lands in which the imagination alone could wander without hurt or harm. That which was imagined true of all Connaught was held to be true with intensst particularity in little Conemara, until the cumulative dread ot it all built a wall between the world and this, the fairest, quaintest, most entrancing spot within it; where the least brave man may wander without fear, and where one's heart cannot but be touched by the ruggedness of spirit, simplicity of lives, bravery of poverty, and the warmth of wel come that show clear to every earnest one that comes. "WASHED BY THE SEA. Conemara proper is but a district of County Galway, perhaps 25 miles in its greatest length, and but 25 in its greatest width, almost cut off from the mainland by the splendid loughs Mask and Corrib. It comprises three districts, or appellative divisions, named Iar Connaught, or Far Connaught, or Joyce's Country, so called from the predominance ot that name among the inhabitants, and Conemara prop er, in the extreme wet upon the sea. Yet this trifling tract of 350,000 acres, as we in America measures areas, has over 150 miles of shore-line upon navigable lakes, the larcest of which are Mask and Corrib. It possesses 25 navigable lakes over a mile in length, besides hundreds of smaller, deep-water loughs. Its several hundred bogs, veritable peat-banks, if drained, could furnish Ireland with fuel for a thousand years. J.ts white and rose marbles, and precious serpentine precisely like the terde antico of Italy, are among the most renowned, and least used, in all Europe. It has between 20 and 30 safe and capa cious harbors. Its mountains are almost numberless, and are as full of grandeur and sublimity in scenery as the Scottish High lands. So deeply and often is it penetrated by great arms of the sea, that this little patch ot Erin possesses between 400 and 500 miles ot coast-lino, unsurpassed in wild and glorious scenic splendor. About 40,000 peo ple subsist along its shores upon fishing, and within its wilds like meager goats upon Alpine crags. And it possesses just two roads which are not the original loot and bridlepaths over which the ancient toparchs, yclept O'Conor Dhunne, O'Conor Sligo, O'Conor Buadh and O'Conor Phaby, chased each other back and lorth until extinct through their sanguinary contests over the rival merits of their ancestors of the "brown hair" and "the red." One of these old bridlepaths once suddenly became famous through a bit ofsly Irish repartee. Colonel Martin, a mountain proprietor, when on occasion a guest of the Prince of Wales, while being shown the marvels of Windsor Park by the latter, bore the bur den of magnificence for a time, when, to quietly put royalty out of conceit with itself, he retorted: "This isali very wonder ful lor England; but you could set it in the corner of an Irish flower bed. The avenue leading to my own hall door, in Conemara, is upward of 30 miles long!" And so it Mas. For the sort of a road that then wound Irom Oughtcrard to Ballynahinch (town of the island), the seat of iBe Mar tins, among the grand Conemara mountains and lakes, suiely led to no other place in Erin. The two great roads of Conemara lead frcin Gaiway. One winds from the old town between crumbling walls out to the north west, touching the edge of mystic Lough Corrib, traverses wild moors and bogs at the foot-hill edges of northern mountain ranges ot wondrous chaniefulness and beautv, and, cutting through the desolate heart ol"Cone mara, finallv leans to the thunderous sea at romantic Clifden. The other skirts the Bay of Galway. It is wide, masMvely walled, winding and zig-zae in its course; and discloses on Galway bay and its north ern coves, scenes that rival those along the ancient roads of "the Biviera, and particu larly many of the bolder views in the vicinity of Gibraltar, until old Clog- more is reached. Then a rude car riage roads creeDS sinuously across penin sula, at the edce of lowering preoiplce, around shores glltterlnglv white with myriad shells.over mountain, throueh weird defile, but ever with in sight of the wild Atlantic, awav around the rock-ribbed, desolate and awful coast; at last leading nuto the ClHden heights and town, banging there as jou mav tee half-Moorish clusters of battleraented towers upon the brow s of Portugal's crags above the sea. When you have known these two roads as one on foot may know tlieni, and have followed your fancy for exploration among the quaint peasant homes in then lids between, on have witnessed the most Interesting In scenery and people that can be found in any portion of Europe. Biancom, the Italian ragpicker, who through bis introduction of the "long car" simply a four-wheeled elongation of the jaunting car into Ireland, and his subsequent establishment in all parts of the island of express and post routes, with rapid if rather odd and nerve straining service, became in his time both a benefactor to, and the richest self-made man in Ireland. One of his old drivers in a sense fell heir to these Conemara routes; and being pat ronized by the Government with the mails, sends between Galway and Clifden on the sea, morning and nicht long cars. A THRILLING KIDE. These make theinterveningdistance of about 50 miles with such surging, rushing speed, that the passage becomes quite a dangerous ex- Ficnence to the novice. Take an American arm vracon with tremendous springs which wonld lift the box top above the highest wheels; extend seats along the top on either outer tide, like an outer box step over the wheel hubs; pile the main box, which is cov ered and called "the well." wherein are stowed express packages and the like, ten feet high with huge hampers filled with Her Majesty's "parcels-post" mail mailer; imagine from fonr to six wrapped and bundled people upon each ot these airy side scats, with their backs banged by the baggage mountain behind, their toes catching, and slipping from, the bounding foot-rest, their .hands despairingly clingtng to lugg-ige ropes to prevent sudden plunges into a blackthorn hedge, OTer a stone wall, or into a bottomless bog; the three, and sometimes fonr, horses attached to the contrivance leaping along at a fiery gallop: and the severest, slyest, merriest of wild Irishmen upon the "box," howling like a circus ringmaster at the horses and every manner of human or conveyance ap proached or passed; and yon have some idea of the Irish long car" and its roaring passage from old Galway to Clifden. That is the way one is hurled through Conemara. To your left, across the black and bogg moors, are the billowy hills of Iar Connaught, and these seem to advance and recede as if with sullen impulse of aggression or retire ment, during your whole day's journeying, lo the right is the valley of the Corrib river, gray and black with desolate reaches of rock, and more desolate still from the countless deserted cabins of pitilessly evicted tenantry. Dangan, which you reach in an hour's tramp, and where broken walls of former rich structures huddle among the low hats, was once a seat of the ancient Conemara "Martins." Soon little, nestling Moycullen is reached. The quaint chapel, the few thatched shops, the rude cabins built against former pgantic walls enclosing great demesnes, all have the seeming of quiet and rest about them. One lingers here as when before a studv of slecpv Holland hamlets. Besides, Moycullen means the plain of Uillan. Uillan was an Irish hero, grandson of Xaud Silver-hand, who slew the great chieftain, Orbson Mac AUoid. Down where the rocks loom in jagged piles as if hurled there by giant hands, is the spot your fancy fixes upon as the site of the conflict. Turning back upon tb road, you are nearly run down by a pack of shaggy asses scampering toward Galway. They are being clubbed and hallooed at merrily by scanti j -dressed lads who are perched upon their backs, seated nonchalantly on diminutive osier creels which hang upon and flap against the donkey's long sides. The creels contain peat from the mountain-bogs, and each creel of peat will bring sixpence in Galway. A GENEEOUS IMPULSE. An impulse seizes you to buy the whole con signment for 5 shillings. The lads breathlessly accept the money. You tell them to again sell the peat in Galwav. They believe vou stark mad: lean upon their beasts and scuffle oS to a safe dis'ance. Bnt they halt theie and begin their blessings, which you attempt to silence with gestures of deprecation. But the good wishes come the faster as they move away. Vou were never blessed like this before. "Blessings on y er honor, the dav an' night 1" "Heaven be yer hardest bed, sorf "Long life and dlvil a 6irra, sor !' "God send the sunshine iver, sor !" and an hundred more heartily -yelled benedic tions until yon are ashamed of their bound lessness, and are rather relieved and glad when their childish voices are stilled, and their ragged forms hidden in a cloud of dust far down the pleasant way. boon tbc promontory of Ross, jutting darkly into Lough Corrib, opens on the view. Jnst a glimpse of one of Comb's mystic, countless islands is caught. On this are the remains of an old stronghold of the O'Hallorans. Nearer and to the right stands the picturesque ruin of the castle of Augnanure (Acha-na-nure), the "field of the yews.' This was the ancient seat of the O'Flahertys. Its great tower, and a well-pTeerved quadrangle of massive walls over 60 feet in height, are still standing. One of the ancient yews, from which the locality derived its name, a scathed and blasted trunk sending out branches with undauntcM vlril.tr, alone remains: and this tree is over 1.000 ye irs old. Every mute token of the place tells of a magnificent assemblage of structures in former days. If you have wandered to it, the very stream which washes its tremendous founda tions and has penetrated unbidden its hideous recesses and dark dungeon-keeps, may be traced back to the road, where it passes be neath a natural arch of black marble. Loiter ing bey ond this, and dreaming on the wraith like presences of a past with which your fancy peoples the whole region, your tramp'cg imme diately brings you to the top of a noble hill. PAST AND PEESENT. Here you stand in the presence of a far more imnressive past. Here was once the great City of the Druids. For miles back toward old Gal way. stretching away toward the black moors of Iar Connaught, cohering the sides of the valley sweeping past gntn Augnanure. and showing gray and white toward the gleaming wateis of the Corrib, are innumerable crom lechs, their half-ooliterated great and little c.rcles composed of Drnidical stones of all sizes and shapes. Here 2,000, yes. 3,000, and perhaps 4,000 ears before you came, gathered hosts of pagan Irish to witness Druidic rites, and stand in awe before the weird spells and mysteries their incantations evoked, possibly .on the very spot where your own feet now touch the earth. As you linger within the magic Influence that flashes your thought from this time to that, it is rudely broken "hv the dashing pasfyon of wagonettes, traps and long cars. Within them are several of the 17,000 hated and unnecessary constabulary billeted remorselessly upon Ire land, a dozen or so of the more detestihle -emergency men." ana a lew ol tne still mo abhorrent agents and agents' clerks. There, strapped on the long-car, are the poles for the crane and the huge timber for the battering ram. Ah, ye, some God-forsaken wretches up in Joyce's country are to be evicted to-morrow! But you reaLh dainty Oughterrd, before the night. Wandering upon the shores or Comb, where the hamlet nestles lovtnclv within hr.in. teous slopes you climb a noole proinonotory which shelters the village from the savage north. It is a clear winter day.and the descend ing sun streaming through the golden purple passes of the AVestern highlands, builds matchless fires among the legend-baunted, castle-studded islands of the lough. Away beyond the farthest island, at the extremest northern shore, the sunshine lights up a bit ot ruin, antiquity and filth, and almost glorifies tUe drear old rocks beside ir. This n Cong. To its once mighty abbeys came the last of all the Milesian kings, the noble and unfortunate op. ponentot Henry IL, Roderick O'Conor, where, shorn of bonor.power,triends,and as a wretched recluse in the cloisters of the spot his own munificence had endowed, itbe words of Sir W. Wilde, he "died a sad but fitting and pro phetic emblem of the land over which he had ruled." Edgar L. Wakemajc An Unpublished Vnlenllne by Henry Clay. TO MISS MARY. Harper's Mg-ailne.J Lady, you ask a verse, and I comply With zeal to serve thee. Yet distrustful I, For surely you must see I am no poet: You've but to read these verses and you'll know it. To yield full tribute to the worth Of one I estimate so high. Should call each noble effort forth. And every ardent feeling try. I love the unassuming grace. That dwells upon thv geutle form. That beauty beaming from a faco Which shows the heart within is warm. Heket Clay. That Snmo Old Trouble Again. Mr.Colback Young His annoyer (sweet woman, I ain't been lv) Certainly, sir. to th' theaytcr for 20 Don't mention it, I year. Hadn'tyerjest beg of you. as lieve take off that ' hat? 'T won't be much for yer t' do. Judge. IT IS BETTER TO COAI People to Be Good, Than to Threaten Them, Says Key. George Hodges. PUT OUT EVIL Br PUTTING IN GOOD Differing Philosophies of Ascetism and Culture. ilYE-CENT FIGURES OP SPEECH rwBITTEN' FOE THE DISrATCH.l That convenient coin,which cable car con ductors gather in by the pocket full, is com posed of 75 per cent of copper and 25 per cent of nickel. A good many of us have used this bit of Tnoney since 18(36, without ever knowing what it is made of. I learned its composition mysell only three minutes before the writing of this sentence, by look ing into the "Encvclopedin Britannica And yet we have got along pretty well. The conductor has accepted the coin, and our ignorance has not occasioned any mistakes in the footing up of our accounts. There are coins of speech, which are just as convenient as nickels, and j'ust as un known in their composition. We know ex actly what they mean until you ask us. They pass current in onr common talk; they are accepted as being worth about so much. It is a good thing once in a while to assay some of these mental coins and see just what they are made of, and if they are worth exactly what their face informs us. The Government attends to that with the nickel, but we have to look after the coins of speech ourselves. One of these coins is "the world." It is not easy to define "the world," be cause "the world" means something quite indefinite. You cannot see it, nor put your hand upon it. It is in the air. It is a tendency, a condition of mind, a motive, an emphasis, a way of looking at things. The Hebrewshad two contrasted phrases: "This world" and "the world to come." They lived in "this world," and were quite conscious of its imperfections, but they were 'all the time expecting "the world to come." The world to come was not that into which the path of life finds entrance through the gate of death. It was not heaven. It was simplv the Hebrew golden age. It was the world exactly as it should be. The world to come would really come, they said, when Messiah came. "When He should sit upon the great world-throne, ruling all men righteously, and all should pay Him the homage of perfect loyalty, then it would be the world to come. "Whatever to-day is out of harmony with that fine old Hebrew ideal of the world to come, belongs to "the world." The world is whatever Christ would disapprove of. The world is whatever He would put away out of men's hearts and lives, if He sat, clothed in white, upon the judges' bench of a great international, universal, supreme court. Whatever we cannot imagine continuing on into heaven, is the world. The world of earth and sky about us is not "the world" to which St. Paul forbids us to conform, and which St. John forbids us to love. The closer we conform our lives to the laws of that world, the better it will be for us. And as for loving it, that is what God has put it here for. It may not continue on into heaven, but some counterpart of it will. There will be "a new heaven and a new earth." The heaven and the earth, with all in them which de lights the eye or the ear, are but the visible and audible revelation of God. And, some how, that must go on forever. The old her mits were mistaken who fled from all the beauty ot the earth and hid themselves in the bleak deserts. God made the flowers and the sky or man to see, and the melodies of birds ana brooks for man to hear, and sweet things to satisfy the taste of man. And that man makes the most of life who keeps his nature open, and sensitive and responsive to all these things. These are not the world. The occupations of the world are not "the world." It is true that they will not con tinue on into the world to come. It is not likely that there will be any steel works in heaven, or any sewing machines in heaven, nor any drygoods stores, nor grocery stores, nor banks, nor kitchens, nor even churches, in heaven. But there will oe something, their counterpart. So far as wc can know what lies within the hidden futnre, so far as we can see into the unseen, there will be ocenpation in heaven. Heaven will be theH most restful place that Me can imagine, be cause we will all havesotnething to do there, something that will interest us. The way to rest is not to do nothing. That is one of the most difficult of tasks. The way to rest is to do something interesting. This life, Christ teaches, is apprenticeship. He who has been faithful in the "lew things" will be made ruler over many things. "Work will still go on, bnt with all the disappoint ment, all the Dettiness, all the worry, all the narrowness, all the hindrance, taken out of it. The work ot the world is not the world. Let us distinctly understand this. One whose days are full ol pleasure, may not be worldly. One whose days are crowded with work, need not be worldly. Pleasure and work may be just as tiuly a preparation lor the joy and the service ot the world to come, as prayer and praise. But whatever we cannot imagine as con tinuing on into heaven, is of "the world." The essential fact about heaven, the only thing, indeed, which we very distinctly know about heaven, is the tact that lite there will be lived in the nearer presence of of God. "Whatever we instinctively know cannot abide in that divine presence we may set down as of the world "We may set down certain pleasures as the pleasures of sin. "We may set down certain occupations as ministering to sin. "We may set down certain deficiencies and omissions as the lack of any high purpose, the ab sence of any upward look, the entire occu pation of a life with things which are plainly transitory and vain and secular we may note these as marking a man as worldly. Certain tempers, certain motives, we instantly bar ont of heaven. These be long to the world. "Whatever is essentially associated with them is worldly. "What ever may be possibly associated with them may possibly be worldly. Men and women whose minds welcome such motives, tem- fiers, pleasures, occupations, or in whose ives appear such notable deficiencies, are worldly people. Now, to this world, what is the Christian's relation? St. Paul tells us plainly. The Christian is bound to a position of distinct non-conformity. "Be not conformed to this world." The word suggests the following ol a pattern. Do not follow the world's pattern. Do not lay down the world's ideal ot a man opon the blank pages of this new year, and, working around its edges, shape the ideal of your own life. Do not speak the world's speech; do not transact your business ac cording to the world's rules; do not wear the world's dress. "Whatever details of these things are the world's, leave them altogether out. "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but of the world." The world presses close upon ns. The strong temptations spare neither priest nor people. It is distracting; it is debasing. Its emphasis is upon the lower side of life. It is materialistic. It has no treasure in heaven, and cares not to have any. It sednces men from duty. It takes the grace, the nobility, the parity of lilc away. It makes men first earthly, then sensual, then devilish. There is a history of a worldling in three chap ters. "Be not conformed to this world." But this we all know. This every man's heart tells him. The voice of conscience is louder than the voice of the preacher. But most of us have the samkind of conscience that Socrates had; it speaks only to say "2To." And we need something more than thatj "We need something more per suasive, more effective, than that. For the bad is permanently expelled when it is not merely thrust out, but crowded out; when it turns around to enter again and findsno room. The bad is best put out by. bringing the good in. , If a small child has a dangerous play thing in his handjthere are two ways of get ting it safely ourof his grasp. One way is to seize the child and pull the forbidden plaything out of his clinging fingers vio lently. The small child will undoubtedly, and very naturally, rebel and cry. The other way is to offer him a more attractive Slaythiug. The small hand will at once rop the bad and reach out after the good. There are two philosophies which have concerned themselves with the relation be tween the good man and the bad world one based upon the principle of asceticism, the other upon the principle of culture. Tne teachers of asceticism have tried to reform men by pulling everything bad nw.iy from them violently. Their central word has been the brief, emphatic and un- conipr tuising monosyllable "no." They have tried to legislate people into goodness or to scare them, into goodness or to scold them into goodness. They have tried to get goodness into people from the outside by a process oi moral nvpoaermic jnjecuou. They have endeavored to transport people into some kind of religious Siberia, where it should be impossible for them to do any harm. They would reform the world by tying all men's hands behind their backs and by cutting out their tongues. If they had lived in the Garden of Eden they would have spent the first day of the year in chopping down that tree of temptation which God planted there and in tossing its dismembered branches over the garden wall. The teachers of culture, oji the other hand, have endeavored to attract men from the bad by showing them the better. "See," they have said, "here is this and that possibility iu you. Look up, you un manly man, you unwomanly woman, and see what you are missing. Behold what manhood is; behold what womanhood is I How true, how tender, how brave, how srongl And you may attain this, if you will, God helping you. And God will h'elp you. bee, here is a blessing awaiting your outstretched hand; here is a duty waiting for you to do it. Know ye not that ye are the children ot God? Beloved, now are we the sons of God." Men and women have listened to such gracious speech as this and found in it instant inspiration and enjoy ment. They have tried to take the blessing and to do the duty; and they have learned, by blessed experience, that every good deed stands in the place of a bad deed, and every good thought in the phce of a bad thought, and the bad is crowded out. Men and women following that wise instrnction, and looking not in, but out, and up, have grown in grace and iu the knowledge and the love of God. People cannot be forbidden into goodness, nor scolded, nor pushed, nor driven, nor exiled, nor punished into goodness. Men grow good, as oats grow strong, from the heart outward. "We are all the time forgettine that. But St. Paul did not forget it. Straight he goes from forbidding to attracting. "Be not con formed to this world" "Why? "That ye may prove what is that good, and accept able and perfect will of God." I cannot within my space to-day draw out the mean ing of this blessed revelation which the un worldly win and learn. I will have to re serve that. I am content only to emphasize the fact that there is a blessing. This is the truth which I want to leave in the minds of this great congregation, into whose faces I cannot look, but of whose presence I am profoundly conscious: That the reason for not being "worldly" is not because anybody says no matter how loudly "you must not be worldly;" it is not because anybody threatens no matter how sharply that "dreadful things will certainly overtake the worldlv; but this is the reason because to be worldly is to be un worthy of yourself; it is to live like an ani mal when yon may live like a man; like a son of God; it is to shut yonr eyes to the most beautiful things which God has made for man to see, and your mind to the deepest and most inspiring truths which God has put it into the power of man to know. Every debasing pleasure, every unworthy word, every step down into "the world," takes away just so much frqm the best possibilities of your life. "Whoever is unworldly, whoever keeps himself from such pleasures and pursuits as dim the spiritual vision, God teaches him a gracious lesson which interprets the world. God touches his eyes with a more precious ointment than any Arab physician had for sale in the old stories, and the man sees. George Hodges. SIDEWALK ORNAMENTS. Some Thlnss About the City Excite a Grum bler Considerably. An unlucky reporter had another encoun ter with the chronic grumbler yesterday. There was no escape, and so he was con strained to listen and take notes. He be J?an: '"Will you have the kindness to stand on this corner and look up this street ahd down that and see what you can see? Nothing unusual, you say? That's just it quite too common, and that is why I kick. Down there is a pile of boards and lumber on the sidewalk and in the street, ready for the car penters who are to repair the building. It has been there two weeks and the work hasn't even begun yet. TJp here a piece is a couple of barrels and some planks right in the street, where they were left by men who were mixing mortar last week. The plasterers have got through with their job and left these things behind as a reminder that they are done I suppose. Yonder is a pile of bricks in the street it has been there so long it's as familiar to me as my wife's face and not half as pleasing to look at And so it is in a hundred different places all over town. People who own or erect buildings seem to think they own as much ot the side walk and streets as they care to occupy for their own convenience and that they can keep the space as long as they wish and it's nobody's business. "Another thing. "Walk along with me and I'll impress your mind by an object lesson or twe. Here's a man who keeps a groperv. Do you suppose his goods or his trade is in any way improved because he has half or two-thirds of his stoct out on the sidewalk? Then glance at the hard ware store across the street. Those are nice sidewalk ornaments, aren't they? Stoves and grates for pedestrians to blunder against and lor ladies to rub the blacking from upon their skirts. "What sense is there in using the sidewalk as a sample room? If a man wants goods won't be be likely to go into the store to buy them? Have we ordinances against obstructing sidewalks and streets? Have we officers to enforce the laws? Have we " The reporter saw a car coming, and pre tending he had to catch it or miss a big item, left the garrulous man before he had fairly begun his inquisition. ' IiUtnbnso. General F. B. Splnola. Member of Congress from New York City, writes: "It Is a public duty I perform when I testify to the remarkable curative power of All cock's Porous Plasters. For several years I have been at times troubled with violent at tacks of lumbago They would last for several weeks at a time, and the pain would reach from the lumbar regions not only to my feet, but to my finger ends. Borne months ago I had a most severe attack, and was confined to my bed, almost Aaralyzed. I felt much discour aged, and thought of recurring to electr.c shocks, when Senator Nelson sent-me six All cock's Porous Plasters. I immediately applied three one over the kidneys, one on the small of my back, and one on my hip joint, where I had considerable sciatic pain. The effect was simply wonderful. In six hours Iwasabloto sleep, the violent piln having mostly ceased. I continued to wear the Piasters for some days, when I felt I was almost entirely cured. I kept them on for nearly a month, as a mat ter of precaution." au Penny Wisdom Pound Folly. It is foolish to save the little that Sozodont costs, and suffer what will result in bad teeth and large payments to dentists. Place a bottle of It on the toilet, use Ave drops only of It every time after eating, cleanse the mouth, and show your wisdom. wrsu HOW THEY EOBSAFES A Famous Ex-Criminal Details Many Interesting Methods. tJjg ONLY BUNGLERS BLOW THEM OPEN. There Ire Some Croolcs JVhom No Tault Nor Safe Can Eesist. Bank THE VERY BEST MEANS OP PROTECTION tWBlTTXN FOB THE DISPATCH.! HE popular idea of a safe robbery seems to be that on a dark night, when not even a policeman''is near, several big, strong men break into a place, and, drilling holes in the safe, they insert powder or dyn amite and blow the door off, afterward set ting fire to the building to destroy all traces of the crime. As a matter of fact, in a really "fine" job, an explosive is rare ly used; the tools can be carried in an over coat pocket, and many weeks are often spent in planning and arranging for a single job. , In this article I propose to detail the vari ous methods of safe robbery and to show that only bunglers blow safes open. There are in this country jusfabout an even score of men whom no bank vault nor safe, how ever strong, can resist. To reassure society, I will say that over half of these are safe behind prison bars. It is an adage among crooked people that they must go to New York for highwaymen, Philadelphia for thieves, Chicago for bank and safe burglars and Cincinnati for pickpockets. Pittsburg does not produce any first-class crooks, but more "cappers," or informers, than all the cities I have enumerated combined. Safe-breakers have more than kept pace with improvements in safes, including time locks, chilled steel-chests of eight or nine thicknesses and electric protective attach .ruents. Their tools are made by some of the finest mechanics and inventive geniuses of the world. A full kit of the most ap proved modern safe workers' tools costs about 55,000. Twenty years ago, when burglars started out to rob a safe they filled a carpet sack with highly tempered drills, copper sledges, sectional jimmies, dark lanterss, powder and a fuse. On the way they stole a horse and wagon, filling the latter with the greater portion of the tools of a country blacksmith shop. They would work on the safe from four to six hours, and finally blow it open with a fine grade of ducking powder. "Usually the shock would break all the glass in the building, arouse the town and the burglars would often have to fight for their lives. In those d.iys the men had to be big and powerful, because the work was extremely laborious. If the burglar was an ex-prize fighter or noted tough, so much the better, for he could make a desperate re sistance in case he was caught in the act or immediately after it. THE SIODEEN SAFE BUKGLAB. Now, with the modern safe burglar it is almost totally different. Although much more skillful and successful than his pre decessor, he is more conservative. He sel dom runs his own head into danger and therefore seldom endangers the head of a law-abiding citizen by permitting his head to come in contact with him or the job while it is under wav. "Everv rireeantion against being surprised is taken and it is very seldom the robbery is discovered until the cashier s appearance the next morning. The modern sate burglar is an exceedingly keen, intelligent man. He can open a sale having all modern improvements in from ten minutes to two hours without the aid ol explosives and by only slightly defacing it. Sometimes he leaves scarcely a mark. A first-class modern safe, whether large or small, generally has double outside and inside doors, with a steel chest in the bot tom, formingreally a safe within a safe, the inside one being the stronger. The outside door is usually either "stuffed" or "skele ton." The inside one is made of eight or nine sheets, of different temper, of the finest steel. These sheets are bolted together with conical bolts, having left hand threads after which the heads of the bolts are cutoff, leaving what is virtually a solid piece ot steel, which no drill can penetrate. The best locks are of the combination type, with time-lock attachment. In both cities and towns safes containing the most valuables have an electric alarm atttached. Any tampering with it will communicate the fact to the owners or the safe's guardian, which in cities is either an electric pro tective bureau or a central police station. A recent invention in France is a photographic attachment. As soon as a safe is touched this device will light an electric lamp, pho tograph the intruder and give the alarm at the Electric Protective Company's office. As a consequence safe breaking is going out of date in France, as the cleverest criminals have so far failed to nnd a way to circum vent the camera. The first thing considered by a gang of the finest experts is a desirable bank's location and the chances forgetting safely nwav with the plunder. Every transportation facilitv is carefully considered. As the work is almost invariably done at a season of the year when wagon roads are impassible, rail way time-tables are carefully considered. In these days of the telegraph and telephone the gang must be undercover in a large city or concealed with friends by the time the crime is discovered, which, at the utmost, is about six hours after the crime has been committed. From November 1 to March 1 is the safe burglars' harvest time, because then the'nights are longest and the cnances of detection less, as fewer people are on the streets and houses adjoining being tightly closed to exclude cold, exclude noises also. A man can furthermore carry tools in an overcoat without attracting a'ttention that he could not wear with a summer suit. The remainder of the vear is spent in "marking" the most desirable banks for future opera tions. Four men, who compose the ordin ary safe mob, will put up from 30 to 40 "jobs" for a winter's work, allowing for all contingencies. From six to ten of these will be carried out. MAKING PEELIMINAEY PEEPAISATIONS. Having decided on a'bank, the -habits of the cishier and other chief employes are carefully studied, above all of those who visit the bank after working hours, chief of whom is the watchman, if the bank has one. If the watchman drinks, or spends time visiting women when he should be at the bank, he is any easy prey. "Weeks, and sometimes even months, a're spent in put ting up a job of magnitude, and often a number of smaller jobs are done to carry out one where the proceeds may run up into the tens of thousands of dollars. Men visit the town who have a legitimate business as a "blind." They make all pre liminary prepara.ions. The greatest inge nuity is employed to obtain exact informa tion. Such as the evenings the cashier or teller is likely to visit the bank and the ex act time. Here is one of the devices em ployed: After the bank has been closed in the evening pins are stuck obliquely in the casing of the door in such a manner that it cannot be opened without bending or dis placing them. If the pins are placed at 7 aud found disturbed at 10 o'clock on one night, the "feeler out" comes back at 9.30 the next. He continues in this way until he ascertains on just what night or nights of the week and the hour regular employes who have keys are likely to visit the bank for inspection or to do extra work. Keys are fitted to every door which stands between the street and the bank vault by means of a thin sheet of brass, as near as possible the same size as the keyhole and covered with a thin coat of carbon, which may be applied with a match. A dozen en trances may have to be made to the bank before it is finally robbed. A' key is fitted first to the outer door. It is opened on a favorable night and a key fitted to the next door. This course is continued until keys are had of every door leading to the vault. Having the watchman unci officials of the bank down fine, one of the last things to do is to select a lavoraoie nignt. xne men who have done all the preliminary work then take their departure, and have no further part except to receive their shares. Saturday is the best night, if the trains suit Sunday night, because the "gopher blow ers' have all of Saturday night, Sunday and Snnday night to work. .men tne nans burglar proper appears. He has usually three assistants. The gang never appear until the night of the robbery, and then not till 11 or 12 o'clock. 1 there is a watchman, his habits and disposition have been carefully noted, and, having ac cess to the bank by keys, it is an easy mut ter to surprise and overpower him. A "crow" is next planted outside, or in upper window, if there be one, .to give no tice, by means of signals or a cord reaching to the workers, of the approach of a pa trolman or chance passerby. A regular code of signals is used, telling when to cease operations and seek cover and when to resume work. Next is brought into use 'the simplest and yet strongest and most complete tool for the purpose. It is six inches in length and two inches in diameter at one end, tapering to nothing at the other, kit is pear-shaped, and a thread extends from end to end. It is made of Muchet's tool steel, the best in the world. A second wedge-shaped tap works inside this tool. "When this tap is screwed home it exerts A SPREADING FOECE OF MANY TONS. This tool, "the persuader," is inserted in the most minute crack or drill hole, and, properly blocked at the right time, will force the strongest safe door open with a sound no loader than an ordinary fire cracker will make. The oater and'inner doors open, if there be a time-lock on the chest, a small dynamite cartridge is placed opposite, a detonating fuse lighted and the outer door closed. The jarring caused by the explosion, which makes a noise scarcely as loud as pistol shot, disarranges the works of the time-lock, which runs down and is useless, the lock running down with exactly a clock's sound when it is do ing the same.' The heavy outer door of the vault being closed scarcely an audible sound reacnes tne street. "Where drilling is necessary a light, com- Eact machine, which fits .the combination andle and which rapidly drills a small hole above the water rim of the combination dial plate, is used. A small steel broach is then inserted and the combination knob turned until the tumblers are brought into position, thus permitting the "dog" m1 bar to drop. A turn of the handle shoots the bolts back and the door swings open. If the operators find on entering the vault that the steel chest is an improved one they then proceed to "strip" it. Sheet after sheet is taken off until the works are exposed. This is done by using a "crow," which is sectional that is it may be ex tended or contracted, as may be necessary. To an ordinary observer the "crow" looks like the bar which holds the "manhole" plate of a steam boiler in place, and is worked on precisely the same principle. Should it be necessary to "wedge" a safe open, a modified form of the old "drag" is used. It is a light but rigid and strong steel bar, sectional, so as to suit different sized safes, and for ease in transportation, which clamps the outer side ot the safe. Through the bar is run a screw-threaded bolt, with a ball joint at one end for a re ceiving wedge. On the other ehd is worked 1 a railroad wrench, used by track hands for tightening rails, and which can be procured from any railroad section house. "With wedging and blocking, no door can resist this instrument. Sometimes a miniature railroad "jack," such as engineers carry, is substituted. A heavy cleat is firmly fast ened in proper position and place on the floor. The wedge in the crack, the "jack" in place, the result is but a question of time. GETTING ATVAT THE-itABDEST PAET. This is sufficient demonstration of how the money is procured, and I will detail some of the methods of getting safely away, which is really the hardest part of the work. Suppose the place of robbery is between Pittsburg and Philadelphia. A coniederate either male or female, the lat ter preferred secures a lower berth in a sleeping car that will stop at the scene of the robbery or some poiut close by. The berth is always on the side of the car oppo site the station. The car window is open on arrival at this point, and the "boodle" is passed through, thus leaving the thieves to escape unburdened. If caught no evidence is found upon them, as the choicest tools are sent with the "swag" and the rest thrown away, and part of the proceeds can be used to effect their discharge it they are arresieu. Should the railroad scheme not be avail able, the plunder is secreted close by until it can be safely removed. Among the favor ite places in which to do this are churches, schoolhouses and graveyards. If a school house or a church is chosen the floor of the platform is cut in the under side. Suf ficient screws are counter-sunk to hold the boards in place and the holes are filled with putty of the same color as the surrounding surface. It was such a receptacle that held safely for months the millions of dol lars iu bonds stolen from the Northampton bank, of Northampton, Mass., in which the notorious "Tfprt Learv" figured prominently. If a grave yard be the planting place, a family vault which has not been used or some timet is selected, Keys ntted, a coffin opened, the "swae" put iu, the lid replaced and the door re-closed until time for removal ot the I plunder. Fearful that some mav think this ast statement exaggerated, I will referthem to the case of old man Yost, the king of "store workers" in his day, who robbed a jewelry store in Springfield, 111., a few years ago, and hid the pluuder in a ceme tery vault, where it was found, with an accomplice-'s assistance, a few months later. THE BEST MEANS OF PBOTECTION. Mechanics have a maxim that "the best machine is the simplest." So in protecting a safe the simplest means is the best. Po lice Superintendent "Walling, of New York City, about 15 years ago, when sale robbery was almost an 'every-night occurrence, in structed banks and business men to place their safes or vaults in plain view of the street and to have a light burning brightly in front of them. "With this addition the plan is unsurpassed: Have a watchman visit your bank or store everv half hour, thoroughly investigate and signal some centrally located point. Should he fail to do so at the exact aud proper time let the central protective or detective bureau send out an alarm, surround the last place he was heard from and the place he was next due at, and I will guarantee that safe rob beries will be-few and losses slight in your oity or town. Jon Ex-Criminal. A Prediction That Came True. New York Weekly. Mrs. Maggie Oh, I jnst tell yon the earth is full of wonders! My poor, dear husband predicted the very day of his death. Caller He was rather morbid, though, for vears, was he not? "Yes, indeed. He was always saying he was going to die soon, and I knew in my heart it would come true some time, and sure enough'it did." Tin Betwecn-tbe-Acts Fiend. Chorus of Long-suffering Theater-goers Don't trouble vourself to eo out: hare a little of this! PucJfc. HORSPORD'S 'ACID PHOSPHATE ' For Klght Sweat! Of consumption, gives speedy benefit. THE ENGLISH IDEA Of Life Not Suited to the' American Style of LiYing. MRS. DAHLGKEN SCENTS DANGEE. Turning Day Into Night Places Society in the Hands of Tonus Folk. WHI WE CAM0T IMIfATE THE EFJFETE COEBISFONDENCX or Till DISPATCH. ASHINGTON, Jan- jn nary 26. That it rests ill gtcab fJUifc nithu uu& women to elevate the standard of manners and regulate our modes of living goes without the saying. The gathered wealth ot the native finds its wav sooner or later mostly into our hands, for American men are generous and good and kind to the women of this country in ways unknown to the men of other lands. Holding this great responsibility it is im portant that we make 10b mistakes in the molding of social usage. And in doing this, in the very first place, in the name of common sense, let ns be true to ourselves. Let us neither be Frencrrnor English in the observance of social forms, but American strictly American. To copy the forms that regulate the social methods of other nations is a great blunder of ours. At this moment the tendency of fashion leans toward the English, and the mandate seems to have gone forth that to be in "good form" one must wear English clothes, use English phrases and intonations and, worst of all, adopt English hours. I venture the opinion that nothing could be more preposterous than this caprice. "When we consider that English society is represented by an aristocracy that holds a very precarious tenure of power; that per chance out of the present upheaval may come "the survival of the fittest," and that it is likely that the now existing forms that regulate the modes of living of the upper classes must be essentially modified to meet the advancing pressure and influx of new ideas and new demands, we will realize that the model is unsuited to us. ABSOLUTELY DErVELTNG. Here we are, in the vigor and the sweep and the power of our vast wealth and ex tent of area, measurablr free from the swaddling bands of antecedents, with our countiy filled with splendid men who are not drones, not claiming exemption or the inherited right to dominate, but each leader among us holding in his busy hands God's patent of nobility. Here we are, swooping down from our eagle's eyrie, to imitate the effete! It is too inane, insipid and tiresome to contemplate! It is absolutely driveling! Wc work up to a dazzling heigh't, and then, just as we are ready to cry out "Eureka!" and show society the purest and best models, we sink into au incomprehensible lethargy. "When we reach the social heights we seem to succumb to the glamor that leads social life under conditions utterly dissimilar to our own. Perchance, for instance, those unfortun ates who live in a murky, foggy, rainy atmosphere may find it more agreeable to turn day into night in choosing their hours of entertaining. But it assuredly is a very foolish imitation for ui, who enjoy so much gloriouB sunlight, to shut it out from our drawing-rooms in the daytime, or worse yet, to choose the most somber hours of the night for our choicest entertainments. A score of years ago 6 o'clock was ac cepted as a suitable dinner bonr by our best people, when our leading men, having used the day in active effort and to some useful purpose, were fairly ready to discuss and enjoy a good dinner. By 9 o'clock, at that time, the most elegant assemblies com menced, and our polite society was prepared to exchange the more formal dignity ot the prandial feast for the increasing hilarity of the evening. THE YOUNG IN CONTBOL. Now the hours adopted for occasions of social festivity become very important be cause they insensibly regulate our modes of living in other things. If onr principal business men and our matrons who are social leaders are expected to sit np all night in order to preside over fashionable assemblies, then the practical and more important lite of the nation is by that very means relegated to another set of men and women, who, in consequence of the virtual withdrawal during the day of theie trained and capable minds, have to take the conduct of affairs into their own hands and mold the future of the country as best they can. Now these others are perhaps not so well fitted by careful training, and thus a de terioration is inevitable. Or again, bv the time men and women have reached middle life, and have on account of their experi ence become peculiarly fitted to direct so ciety, they find it irksome if not physically dangerous to expose themselves to the strain of such late hours. As a result, society places itself, perforce. in the hands oi a lot of young people who will doubtless in course of time become very capable society leaders, but who make no end ot mistatces from lack ot experience. SOCIAL STANDARDS LOWEBED. Thus our social standards become insensi bly lowered. It may be "awfully jolly" for a company of younsters to enjoy themselves after their own fashion, unrestricted by the presence of their seniors, but it is very detrimental to good breeding, and must result in a corrnp tion'of manners painful to contemplate. In view of these considerations, I would urge that the matrons who are societv lead ers"Should return to the observance of those hours that were considered the best beiore we were led away by this prevailing Anglo mania. In fact, from the expressions of sentiment I have myself heard on this subject from various ladies, whose, opinions have de servedly great weight, it is to be hoped that already the tide begins to turn and that there is a reflux in the right direction. There is also another fact in this connec Donsld McKay. vyrz-kiofc.s Mm medicine has accomplished more cures than any similar medicine known to civilization. The OREGONIlSrDIAWS: ' ' first used it to eradicate tho Poisonous Blood Taints contracted from the white adventurers. It cures DYSPEPSIA, LIVER COMPLAINT AND DISEASED KIDNEYS. All druggists keep it It has been imitated and counterfeited. The genuine has the name blown in -the bottle and a cut of the greatest Indian Scout, ' Donald McKay, on White Wrapper, Red Letters. tion to be noted. The hours that the aris tocracy of England observe are so- peculiar to themselves that they are not adopted on the Continent, where a nicer taste iu the re finements of social life has hitherto been supposed to exist. It was never for a moment admitted until of late years that the English had any especial adaptation, natural or acquired, for the elegancies of lite. The Anglo-Saxon genius that certainly leads the world and molds its progress in various directions, was never regarded as peculiarly fitted to regulate social etiquette or form model manners. On the contrary, the English lack the pliancy and fine tact of the French. It may be said they have no tact, and are therefore essentially unfit to discriminate a3 to the very delicate discernment required. ADVANTAGES OF AMERICANS. Bat we Americans have the advantage over both the French and English, for we inherit Saxon strength and Latin versatil ity. "What we seem most to need ir the good common sense to appreciate the ad vantages we possess and to make proper ue of them. "We would seem to need the equipoise, the aplomb that marks those who are accustomed to rule and mean to hold the feins. It is a pity that we are not more sure of ourselves, for many of our social leaders are very elegant women, who have wealth and the pleasant leisure that grows out of an exemption from the carea incident to narrow means. There they are traveled and observant, and if they would only te natriotic enough to determine that the definite standard ot our customs should be American, it would be nothing more than the grandeur of the Nation nas a right to expect. The 12 o'clock breakfast and the 130 o'clock luncheon have within the past few years found a well-defined place in our so cial customs. They are both excellent, each in its way. The breakfast interferes less with other social engagements than tha luncheon, especially it it is somewhat sio-' pie, and does not, consequently, cousume too mnch time. In both cases it would add to the social brilliancy to invite men as well as women. A DANGEROUS PEECEDENT. It is a dangerous precedent "or women to make to leave men out of social life in any of its phases. The best way to polish the manners of men is to bring them as often as possible nnder the influence of refined women, and the best way to keep women from indulging in trivial talk is to associate them on all social occasions with highly educated men. A breakiast of six courses at 11 o'clock or noon, where clever men and women can meet for an hour, will give a fine zest to the entire day. The stimulating coffee, spark ling champagne and bright conversation, mingle with the clear sunshine of our high noon and give an exhilarating and bracing power to meet the active duties before us. If luncheon is at 2 o'clock it is better that it should not last much more than an hour, and eight courses will consume qnite as much time as one can conveniently or agree ably set aside. The luncheon as well as tha breakfast would, it seems to me, be greatly improved by the presence of gentlemen. This innovation has to my knowledge been attempted at several lunche, and has always met with unqualified success. If a popular vote could decide this ques tion I fancy there would be au overwhelm ing majority in favor of admitting the men. At present gentlemen amnse themselves by wondering how it is that the ladies consume so much time in this modeof entertainment They even hint that it is stupid to foot the bills, equal to their "stag suppers." 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