1 rsr IRISH FISHER FOLK. Ealing Two-Eyed Beefsteaks For Breakfast at a Country Inn. THE KOBIX'S SWEET SOXG OF LOVE. Impress of Spanish Domination in the Citj of the Tribes. TEE SALMON-LEAPS OF THE COEEIB rcoBRrsroxDESCi or the dispatch. A I, WAY, Ire land, January 7. "An wnll ye be havm a two-eyed beefsteak for yer breakfast, the morn in'?" sang Elie Madigan at the wide open door of ay cavernous room in the quaint old Madigan inn of Galway. I had been lying in my sixteenth century Irish bed in a half doze and dream, hearing a robin at the casemat ed -window flood the winter morning with melodious promise of fair weather. But never sang robin sweeter than came the Irish notes of melodious good will from Elie Mariigan's rosy lips. I sat bolt upright and stared at the happy couple, for John 3Iadigan, tall and clean chaven, fine as a priest and grave as the sly blade he is, stood behind his fair Elie, his two big hands tenderly laid upon her ample shoulders, his lips innocently pursed, but with a thousand twinkles in his solemn, up raised eyes; Elie, the while, all attention to the possible wants of her truest, making sidcwis-e and backward eloquent passes at her silent husband "for the thricks that wor in him." "Begem yer pardon, sor," continued Elie radiantly, "but ye see ould Nell Mor ris, an' a crewo' tnini', airsthandin' ferninst the dure, bateiu' each other with their skibs for first spache. knockin' the sky out wid their niurtherin' ways, an' sind, sor, top o' the mornin', an God bliss an' save ye the day an' night, an' will ye kindly have, for the gift o thim, a pair o the h'eartsomest two-eyed beefsteaks that iver come for siventv-an'-siven year by hand o' Claddagh min?" TWO-ETED BEEFSTEAKS. How pretty she looked, and how proud John was as she delivered this great speech! But I was half in and half out of bed, con fronted by a woman and a quandary. What, in the name ot Irish tradition, were "two eyed beefsteaks?" In temporization lay my only escape; for I could hear the importu nate voices of the honest fishwives below, rising shrill and shriller up the winding j stairwav; knew that their gaunt forms would follow at the first impulse; aud so I asked Mrs. Madigan to kindly convey my best love to ancient and odorous Xell Morris and her friends; bestow a thousand thanks for their surpri-ing gift; and hint to them how glad I would be would they wash down those thanks with a bottle or two of what ever might turn on tbeir tap ol joy for drinking is regarded by the Iowlv of Ireland as ''thatblisseddivarsion that kills grief and rises cheer" to be set down against my sienoer reckoning. .ne shoot with laugh- ter on her wav down, and the old inn fairlv ' trembled from hPr enmhrons .WPnt Hn ! her arrival at the bar there instantlv arose a v . .... v.. i ner arrival at me oar tnere instantly arose a , Used canal with massive walls and coping, lead furious battle of hilarious tongues; and in inrfrom the bav to the still waters of the river thetemporarvliushandprivacvthisimposed ' abote. passes like a line of silver to theright. in my apartment,I whisneringl vappealed to , From this t0 the nof'h b"k- beyond which one John Madigan between manVnofinan a. it ?? IX ? were, while as free from the embarrassing j Conemara wilds, reach bridges of stone, broad, presence of "the sex" as Mr. Weg longed ' arched and hnce. From these one mav feast to be when the haid words stood giant-lile bis ctes on such prodigious schools or salmon in his mental path. He-was still standing J "iff'ij,"0,. ,ln, "L 8liht .t-i- i. j i r. i.- j oinian. The Cornb is black with them. An- where Elie had left him in my open door, a parentlv sullen and hall lifeless in these winter rosy picture of tolcrative, superlative com- I dav. with noses pointed up-stream, they seem placence. Hewould not lace me, and I j to float there motionless and still, and in gentle ieared the worst. He gazed fixedlvat the , sw.-ul or "pockets" of the river bed hundreds ecilin-ed!re raising and f-illin" with pntl ' massed together can be counted. Here fora ceuin euge, raising ana "m, with -entle , suort dis:an(.e- and above, is the most import modesty upon his toes aud soles, his hands ant salmon fishery and the grandest "salmon deprecattngly together, opening and closing leaps" to be found in Ii eland. Bnt at no sea in easv svmiiathv irom fin-rer-tins to wrists son of the year may they be taken, save hv thp. and his capacious jowls gradually distend ing from ears fb pursed lies. Finally he doubled and exploded in one of those wild Irish whoops which is hardly a shriek, not quite a yell, something less" than a laugh, but immeasurably more than all four to gether; and it was in this condition that Elie, out of breath but agile as a whirlu ind, found him and clapped her two true, tremendous hands upon his exposed back with far-resounding whacks. Like a flash they stood facing each other, severe, haughty, awful, in their affectionate and anxious alarm. A BAKE JOKE. "God bless us an save us! phat's the mat ter wid you?" exclaimed Elie, -looking sternly into John Madigan's gray eyes. "God bless an save us! the same to yon, Misihress Madigan!" retorted the husband, looking searchmgly into Elie's blue and tender eyes. "Och, blissed etarnityl I tuk ye for gone in the fits." "By the elevens! an so I wor. mo grin chree (my heart's sunshine). 'Twor thim beefsteaks. The gintleman guv me the whisper av 'eml" Then the roar they both set up, treble and base in all scales, tones and runs, silenced the roaring of river Corrib through Galway town; and Elie, gasping, gargling, shaking, aud half singing it all in indescribably melodious tones the two in half embrace swaying back and forth like innocent, happy children revealed the mystery. "Thimts lor aitin fsurcle and screech. They're herrin's (smothered whoop). Gal-1 way rashers (giggle and sqirni). Fatter nor bishops; wid butther-erase like Limerick sausage; and swate beyant all aitin' as heather bloom (casps ot merriment). Au' ye didn't know thim? Well, now, railly! Oh (uncontrollable laughter from both), all' what aisy gouis thim Americans do be!" Then with laughter-shaken courtesies and finger-tossed kisses, the happy, loving pair laughed themselves below; Irom whence di rectly floated ripples of merriment, sweet as the melodies of Irish brooks; and orders of grilling Galway "two-eyed beefsteaks," delicate as that of heather bells indeed. And hile I still lay there in the kind, quaint place, contemplation of the surpass ing fidelity and content in our good world's simple and lowly places, while the robin sang his tair-weatber promise in the case mated window, was imperceptibly wrought into these humble lines: LOVE, THE SWEET ARTIFICER. What is that sweet artificer That even in old Ireland's savace West Builds into rugged walls such tender nest: That clothes e'en winter's trees with fancy's leaves. That brings the throb of summer to the eaves? Ah, it is Love, but Love. What is that subtle alchemist That In the humblest or most savage breast Brings but munificence ot joy and rest; That deftly changes all alloy to gold, And gives immortal youth to young or old? Ah, it is Love, but Love. What is that living miracle Thnt irrattB a Tlirlllfnl inv from .t-Wv nit... That builds from direst loss supremest gam; ium iu li uiumj-uAufc wtc4 maiu- aim nate To earthly heaven, and Heaven's shining gate T Ab, it is Lore, but Love. There is not a tnpre thoroughly and char acteristically Irish town in Ireland than an cient Galwav. Because of this, you will find extraordinary interest, and that most entrancing of all experiences to the traveler, the sense of personal discovery, in the Strang; and unexpected here, which are not Irish at alL This particularly comprehends that subtle yet almost intangible feeling that you are not in Ireland; but have in your" wanderings been suddenly whisked away to one of those delicious hive of hu mans, an olden tfty of Spain. You cannot -well describe how and where it is. Like that strange presence pulsing through the Indian summer davs, you feel and know its existence. In architecture it finds a sur prising number of witnesses. It flashes to your consciousness in color, form, carriage and grouping among the lowly, and in car riage, face contour, and above all iji a cer tain pathetic loftiness of expression from the eves, and the large, mobile, almost pas siona'te, mouth, of those of gentler birth. So strong is this all upon you, even in its vagarious, fleeting influence, that your fancy instantly transforms that old half-Moorish Franciscan church tower into a mosqued cov ering for chimes of diminutive cracked bells, which you expect to hear in fretful din every hour of the 24, j ust as at Havana, Barcelona, or Madrid. SPANISH TYPES. In that graceful balcony, or behind this quaint old lattice work, you feel there must bo sway ing cortinas of laco or reeds, whpre hide the Fcnonuis of the Spanish homes you know; and now and then glimpses of the dark, lustrous eves, the bine-black hair of grape-film shade, the dazzling teeth and the matchlc-s symmetry of such an one are truly caught for your poetic feasting. In these huge archways are mendi cants tvpes of Spanish lazaroni. In tre mendous iron and iron-bolted wooden doors, with other half or quarter doors sctviihtn them, is the same old sizn of Sn&nish acgres-sive-defensiveness. In the queer little sliding wickets 3 on find the same hint of secrecy, mys tery, cautionkand fear. In wide, huge porch and enirada Itirk suggestions of luxurious spa ciousness behind. While in walled court, .with hideous outer facades and beautiful inner decoration, you have an almost exact cony of the entrancing patios or inclosed habitation garden courts of fair Cuba or Southern Spain. But in the-c are found the leat in this inter esting heritage of heredity. Among the 300 or 400 iish-vi lvcs of Galway are 100 women of lraine, face, complexion and unconscious race manner, who aie precise types of those yon will find in the same vocation in all the seaport cities of Spain. There are not a half dozen distinctly typical Irish faces among the saucy lot. Itisonh when ou hear their wild, shrill voices; catch their luscious brogue, or become a hapless victim of their merciless billingsgate, that this wonderful semblance is dispelled. Then the awakening is so startling that one wonders if he has been dreamlns, or In what grotesque guise these folk will next be mask ing, tt'hercver.one turns in the quaint city, the race likeness is met. Out of that spacious mansion comes a difrmfied old man. He is an Irishman, but he has the manner and verv look of a Spanish grandee. Here at the window you modestly Deer into tne face of lady, young or old. The broad forehead, deep-set, luminous eyes, the wide-arching eebrows truly a gift in Irish beauty, but never so marked as here the oval face, the large, half-open lips and the square-rouud chin, will greet you. These be long to Irish women. But Spanish taco and form surely enfold the Irish heart and soul. On this huge arched bridge gatherloitcringpeasant women from far Conemara wilds, looking longingly at the myriads of salmon in theCor rib neneath. See the red. black aud yellow in their coaise raiment between bare heads and bare knees. Tou cannot find such striking colors north of the Tyrol. AN ORIENTAL SCENE. Under this arch; by the edge of this park, which jou think of as a plaza: in wide, huge doorways; at crumbling church porches; where lanes and alleys tangle and lose themselves in mazes of picturesque angles; see the flashing of these barbaric oriental colors. See the lithe, supple forms; the shapely feet and legs; the free, wide, generous gesture; the head-carried burden; the cloaking of exquisite natural grace under the old black braidcens; the universal draping of raiment or ornament from the won derful coal-black hair; the unconsciously dar incr. straightforward, half-wonderine. half-na- xhctic, look out of those great black, or dark blue, eyes, which so entrances in women of the tropics; the long, drooping eye-lashes, far more marked than with Irish beauties, so distin guished in this respect: as well as innumerable other touches and traces of similitude-r.ll a heritage of the warm and passionate South; and the student of ethnology Las before him most extraordinary proof of the marvelous im press left br Snanish domination nf fnllr LCOO years ago upon this isolate Irish "City of the Tribes."' Down through the very center of old Galway rushes the river Cornb to the sea from the weird c.vtle-lined, mountain-hemmed lake Cor ribaliove. On either side are ancient mills, iioj crumbling and deserted, full of archesand dai a rwesses like dank clo.sters in old abbev I rnins. m here the water that once moved the t'rcie-swneelsfretandseoldamonsthesuadowy s.lcnrcs as if moamntfy calling the dead activi- I ties to reawakened life. A great and now mi rich, and then only on payment of 1 a rod per daj: though the numberless canny poachers who laze about then eirs, ana who arc ready to turn -'coachinc" ancler fora tvro. reveaiinr piscatorial dodges never before, of course, re vealeu to mortal man, have pretty ways of "fouling" the luscinns fish with marvelous dexterity and matchless innocence, almost under the very noses of the vigilant keepers themselves. A CHAEACTCn STUDT. Around the weirs and deserted quays one will chance upon many strange character studies indeed; but, after the fishwives of Gal way, the most interesting body of folk in all Ireland are those of little Claddagh by the shore. This village of thatched huts is a part of Galway itself, but completely distinct from It. Its edge is not a stone's throw from the an cicnt fish market qnay; and from the lower bridge across the Corrib von can almost step within the very cabins. Here are perhaps 3,000 souls, fishermen and tbeir families. Of these 500arefishermen,andal together they ownnearly 300 boats. These arc single-masted, of fromsix to eight tons burthen, and they are not unlike the famous "Quoddy" boats used by the herrine fishers of our far northeast coast. For over 15 centuries, just as to-day. Claddagh fishermen have wielded undisnnted sway over the coves of Galway bay and the Conemara coat- They are a picture-quo lot in their blue attire, pa" ticnt and silent save under wrong to th.'ir es tablished rights.Tfhen they are deirons indeed. Many a strange old custi m is cluns to lovally. Even to this day the sprine fleet never departs without its pnestly blessing. This is a very solemn matter ith them. As of old. their "kinc" is annually elected, precisely as with my friends, the gipsies; and he is as inviolably obeyed. Claddach folk are truly more satu rated with omens, portents, signs and all man ner of superstitions, than any other watorsido characters 1 ever knew; but they also believe in the veritable presence of a Goa anions them. This so intense a feeling that one never ad dresses another without the name of God Is used, and that never irreverently. Thev are all experts with the sling aud stone, excelling the accuracy of the Indian with the bow and arrow. 1 hey intermarry like gipsies, and like gipsies still, drive from among them one who haplessly weds outside the clan. The repeti tion of Christian names thus becomes so common that distinction is made bv calling one Jack. Jack the herring, another Jack the eel, another Jack the cod. and still another Jack the hake. One of their most curious and pathetic customs is of "waking" the home remaining apparel of one lost at sea. It is a weird, mournful and indescribably affecting scene. Contemplating these strange people as a passing stud, one mav imagine them alto gether happy in their ienorance and simplicity. Bnt there is another side to the picture. Lives grow into their life with unutterable longing for something different, better, higher. The slavish misery and fear of ostracism and dis grace hold such until the heart wears ont and breaks. Then the Claddab folks say: "God save us! He wor an ailin' lad at best. Och, an willelu! betier 'tis he's taken f "God knows," said a burly lad to me as we came to the Claddagh pier Irom a cruise to the foot of the thunderous cregs by the sea, "God knows the heart av me aches for phat's bevant!" This with a wild, hurt sweep of the hand toward the rock-peaked ridges behind old Galwav. "But thank ye sor! I'm I'm a Claddagh lad; an' an' we're here, sor. God sind ye luck P , Edgar L. Wakemait. Slllcbes In tbe Rack Cured. Peter C. "Vandewater, Commissioner of High ways, Woodsbnrg, Long Island. N. Y writes: "During the last three yeais I have been troubled with stitches in the back. They came on without the slightest warning and laid me up for two or three weeksatatime,and nothing did me any good. Over a year ago I had a more severe attack. I could hardly move. Mywife then applied an Allcock's Porous Plaster, on the small of the back where the kink appeared to be. I never bad used one before. In a short time all pain had vanished, and the next morn ing I cot up and attended to my business. I put a iresh plaster on every week for a month and I feel that 1 have been entirely cured, as I have not bad an attack in the last 18 months." Su Shiets, onr own make, Jackson's SI shirt. 2,100 linen bosom, finest fitting shirts that can be made. one without the name of Jackson's. 954 and 956 Liberty sL TTSU There's not a spectr, there's not a stain That on tbe teeth we chance to see, Bnt shadows forth decay and pain. If not removed right speedily. By Sozodont, whose wondrous power Works miracles in one short hour. WFSu THE THE WICKED GERMM Is Now the Ultra-Fashionable and Very Exclusive Cotillon. THE FEATURES OP THE DANCE. The Grave Besponsibilitj Besting Upon the Leader. FAT0ES AS TROPHIES OP CONQUESTS rWIUTTEN TOR THE D IS PATCH. 1 "WHAT is the ger- raan? How is it danced? "Where did it come from? Is it likely to be a permanent feat ure of social enter tainment?" 0; wr These questions nat urally arise to the vast majority of news paper readers who know no more about the doings of high society than they can gather from occasional paragraphs or reports. There are certain kinds of dances that are universally known, bnt the gcrman is one that has been.as a rule confined to a more' exclusive set than any other form of enter tainment. There was a time when it was looked upon as the most wicked ot all de vices for amusement, and perhaps in some places it is still held in this estimation. That, perhaps, is because' of the lack of knowledge as to its real nature. Everybody understands that, to be a leader of the german, is to be distinguished 27ie Leader. in society above other men, but just what this leader does or how arduous his duties are is a matter understood only by the few. It would seem that the german might be the very pleasantest form of social amusement, and though it assumes quite different as pects nnder different leaders in general it is bound to remain at the head of all dance gatherings. BATHER EXCLUSIVE. The writer has discussed the matter with several successful leaders of the german, and such information as is here given comes from them. No one, apparently, knows where the name originated or sees any reason for it. The dance was first known as the cotillon and that is its only proper name, and it is said that people are return ing to the use of that term instead of the one now generally accepted. "To begin with," said one of these lead ers; "the german is largely made up of waltzing, all the music being written in waltz time. It is. however, vastly unlike the waltz or any other dance in that it may take from three to five hours to complete it. "When people go to dance the german they do not look for any other dance upon the programme. It has been kept a rather ex clusive feature of entertainment mainly, I think, for the reason that it is not adapted to a miscellaneous or a numerous gathering. It should be danced by only personal friends and, in my opinion, not more than eight or ten couples should be engaged in it. Its charm lies in thecontinual novelty that it presents, for I think it may safely be said that no two germans have ever been danced in exactly the same way. ;Xhat altogether Candle Figure. depends upon tbe ingenuity and success ot the leader. In some of the most exclusive circles in this city, where the word 'cotil lon is used, it has become more precise than it formerly was, and the various fig ures at lenst have settled down into a kind of set routinesothateventually there has de veloped a special dunce taking three or four hours which will be the came this year and the year after. But those who extract the most genuine fun from it are those who re tain most of the old methods by which the amusement is very largely dependent upon novelties introduced each evening. THE LEADER'S RESPONSIBILITY. "In general, it may be said that this dance is a succession of brief waltzes inter spersed with figure movement of every kind. The leader must know exactly what he is going to do from one end of the evening to the other, but no ono in the company need know what is coming unless it be possibly the first four, so called, that is the two couples who are selected to carry out 'the leader's instructions before the others take their turns, for except in the general waltzes it is seldom that all parties engaged in the Shade Figure. dance are moving at the same time. Yon must not Imagine that those who dance the German are engaged for three or four hoars successively any more than those who go to a miscellaneous ball where there is a card of MM OH un rrs si Bf3 yi JHLL PITTSBURG - DISPATCH, 18 or 20 numbers. There are periods of rest for all save, possibly, the musicians. "It is impossible to lay down any law which will apply to all parties where the German is danced, but the way it is done in my set I can explain, and I think it is about the best way to extract the most genuine fun and xecreation out of the enter tainment "We will suppose that there are 20 of us, 10 gentlemen and,10 ladies, with one added who is the leader. He may have a partner, but as a rule he keeps in the background and devotes his whole energy to helping along the entertainment of the others. With ns the selection of partners is generally by lot Twenty noyelities are prepared, in each of which is a button. Ten of these novelties are for the gentlemen and ten for the ladies. When tS Screen Figure. they have been taken haphazard the novelties are opened, aud each gentleman finds his partner according to the button which he se cures. Ho has to walk about the room until he finds the lady that exactly corresponds to his own. Of course there may be a great va riety of devices of this kind. Another very good one is to put in tbe novelties divided mottoes, as" for instance: 'Love me little, love me long. A gentleman will find a ribbon or an engraved card or any other device of this kind on which is inscribed: 'Love me little.' His partner will be the lady who has a similar ribbon or card inscribed vwth: 'Love me long.' SOME FEATURES. 'After the first partners have been secured, however, it does not mean that these two shall dance together throughout tbe whole evening, because the figures are such that the partners are constantly changing. The leader has usually a little musical whistle which he blows as a signal fpr tbe movements and, as a rule, four people take part in the movements at a time, although there are some which I will ex plain that call for more than that number. We will suppose that the entertainment has begun by a general waltz in which all tbe parties present take part with their first partners. Then at the sound of the whistle tbey tike their seats around the room. Then the first figure maybe what is called "The Candle," a very amusing device, which is performed after this fashion: The leader places a chair in the middle of tbe room and calling a young lady from the first four gives ber a lighted candle. She stands upon the chair and. the two gentle men of the first four come forward. She holds the candle at any height she may choose and the gentlemen jump up in turn and try to blow it out The one who succeeds in blowing itout becomes her partner for the next waltz. In this figure, of course, the lady has every op portunity to favor the gentleman she likes. A very tall man may be presented to her, for instance, and if she does not choose him, she may hold the candle so high that even he may not be able to reach it to blow out the blaze. On tbe other hand, if he is a short man whom she favors, she may hold it down so low that he may be able to do so. All discrimina tions of this kind are accepted in the utmost good nature, and from this alone you may see ow advisable it is to limit the participants to thoso who are personally friendly. When this figure has been performed by tne first four, a Mirror Figure. whistle is sounded and the next four try it, and so on until everv lady has stood upon the chair, and every gentleman has taken his turn at jumping. After that the whistle is sounded aiain. and those who have fonnd their nartners in this curious fashion waltz for a few mo ments. The waltzes are always brief, iust enough to give an exhilarating flavor to the en tertainment 'From this sincle illustration you can see bow an ingenious leader may plan any number of curious features for the evening. Another that is almost always interesting is called 'The Shade." In this a white curtain is stretched acres a part ot the room, the lights turned down, and a lamp or a candle placed upon a table a little way back of the curtain. Certain of the ladies, who are selected by the leader, seat themselves back of the curtain so that their profiles are cast in shade upon it, and the gentlemen approach npon the other side and pick out their partners according to tbe shade. SOMEONE'S LEFT. "An amusip . feature of most of the figures is an arrangement by which at least ono man in every set gets left. A good illustration of this scheme is the screen figure. This is similar to the shade, except that, instead of stretching a curtain across the room, a screen of fine tissue paper is used. Four ladies stand in a row way at one end of the room at considerable distance from tbe screen. Five gentlemen get upon their knees behind it. The ladies cannot see the gentlemen nor the gentlemen the ladies. At the sound of the whistle the ladies run for ward rapidly, burst through the screen, and fall in the armsof the Kneeling gentlemen. As there aro only four, and as there is no possible chance of selecting a partner, one of the gen tlemen mnst naturally get left If a lady by chance falls into the arms of two gentlemen at a time, the choice, of course, is designated by herself. - "Still anntherWgure with this same purpose may be called 'The Mirror.' In this tbe ladies sit in a row aud each one holds before her tace a hand-glass. Tho gentlemen file past the entire row at their backs and as they pass each lady cn see tbe gentlemen, one at a time, by bis reflection, in tbe mirror. If thelad$sees the face of a gentleman whom she does not care to have for a partner she brushes ner handkerchief across the face of the mirror. This of course obscures the reflection of bis face. I think the slang phrase, 'giving the brush,' or "getting the brush,' originated from this figure. When a lady sees the reflection of tbe face of a gentleman whom she wishes for a partner, she holds tho mirror still. This figure is generally employed m such a way that one man in the party is left out" "What does tho unfortunate man who gets left out in such a case do?" "Ho simply has to sit down until the next figure comes, when he gets another chance." "What about favors In the germanT" SOUVENIR FAVORS. t "Favors are any kind of an article which a lady presents to ber partner or a gentleman to a lady in some of tbe figures to indicate that he hascnosen her for the next .waltz, and they be come thereby trophies of the occasion. Tbe favors are always placed upon a table in some part of tbe room and are not broucht to tho dance by the individual people. At the signal for giving the favors. If It is the gentlemen who have to bestow them, they go to the table and each one selects whatever it may be. a rose, a toy, a little ornament, or, in the case of very wealthy people, a jewel. The lady to whom hu gives this favor, becomes his partner for the next waltz. Tbe samo rule applies when the ladies bestow the favors. As only a portion of the gentlemen in the company select favors at the same time, it thns becomes possible that a particularly handsome, or nonular youne lady may be chosen by somebody as a partner in each of the different sets of that figure, and the same will follow in the case of gentlemen. Tbe result Is that after the german . is con cluded, it seldom that any two persons have re ceived the same number of favors. "Among wealthy people these favors are gen erally articlesof considerable value, batamong more modest companies thev are simply pretty souvenirs ot the occasion. In this set of mine, wbcro wo have no end of fun and recreation, the expeuso attending the make-up of favors is borne by tbe ladies and gentlemen. It was the' ladleV w ish that it should be so. They organ ized the clnb and insisted that whenever we met for the german they should contribute tbeir share toward tbe expense. I do not see why that is not a very proper plan." "How Is the leader selected for such events?" "This duty is generally imposed upon tho one man in tho company who la regarded as the most inventive, althouch it is coming to be now so that almost anybody who has danced tbe Srman several times can lead it successfully, e is not generally debarred from the pleasure of dancing during the evening, for he has the privilege of selecting at any time any of the j.r,j -J i ; . - SUNDAY, JANTTART . ladles present to dancea figure with him. The invention of new figures is no easy matter, too. Beyond the planning of movements, there has to be something done to secure articles such as the curtains and screens and candles which may be used in tbem. AU this work the leader has to do unassisted, and any defect in the arrangements is necessarily chargsuble to him." THE SUilMIT OP MOST BLANC. Prof. Tyndall Gives a Tbrllllns Description of a Fislit Aaalnst the Cold. The Youth's Companion.: On Prof Tyndall's second ascent of Mont Blanc he was cadght in a snow-storm at the summit. He has given a graphic descrip tion of the difficulty and danger which at tended his attempts at performing some scientific experiments in such circumstan ces. It offered a curious illustration of the fact that there are times when nothing is so welcome as suffering. The frost-bitten man's case became more hopefnl as soon as he felt pain. "The clouds whirled wildly round us, and the fine snow, which was caught by the wind and spit bitterly at us, cut off a visible communication between ns and the lower world. As we approached the summit the air thickened more and more, and the cold became intense. "We reached the top in good condition, nevertheless, and leaving Balmat,the guide, to make a hole for the thermometer, I col lected a number of batons, drove them into the snow, and, drawing my plaid round them, formed a kind of extempore tent to shelter my boiling-water apparatus. The covering was tightly held, but the snow was fine and dry as dust, and penetrated every where; my lamp could not be seenred from it, and.balf a box of matches was con sumed in the effort to ignite it At length it did flame up, and carried on a splutering combustion. "Meanwhile the absence of muscular action caused the cold to affect our men se verely. I myself was too intent upon my work to feel it much, but I was numbed; one of my fingers had lost sensation, and my right heel was in pain; still I had no thought of relinquishing my observation until Mr. Wills came to say that we mnst return speedily, for Balmat's hands were frozen. I did not comprehend tbe full sig nificance of the iord; but the porters pre sented such an aspect ot suffering that I feared to detain them any longer. "I struck my tent,deposited the thermom eter, and as I watched the covering of it up, some ot the party commenced the descent. I followed them speedily. Midway down the first slope I saw Balmat, who was about a hundred yards in advance of me, sudden ly pause and thrust his hands into the snow, and commenced rubbing them vigor ously. "The suddenness of the act surprised me, but I had no idea at the time of its real sig nificance. I soon came up to him; he seemed frightened, and continued to beat and rub his hands, plunging them at quick intervals into the snow. Still I thought the thing would speedily pass away, lor I had too much faith in the man's experi ence to suppose that he would permit him self to be seriously injured. But it did not pass as I hoped it would, and the possi bility of his losing his hands presented itself to me. "At last he became exhausted by his ef forts, staggered like a drunken man and fell upon the snow. Mr. Wills and I took each a hand, and continued the nrocess of beating and rubbing. I feared that we should injure him by our blows, but he con tinued to exclaim: " 'Don't be afraid! strike all the time, strike hardl "We did so, till Mr. Wills became ex hausted, and a porter bad to take his place. Meanwhile Balmat pinched and bit his fingers at intervals, to test their condition; but for a long time there was no sensation. He was evidently hopeless. At last return ing sensation in 'one hand announced itself by excruciating pain. " 'I suffer!" he exclaimed at intervals words which, from a man of iron endur ance', had more than ordinary significance. Bnt paiu was belter than death, and, un der the circumstances, a sign of improve ment "We resumed our descent, while he con tinued to rub his bands with snow and brandy, thrusting them at every few steps into the snow. At Chamouni he had skilful medical advice, and escaped with the loss of six of his nails his hands were saved." QUEEE ARTICLES OP FOOD. Where They Eat Everything Caterpillars a West Indinn Luxury. Gentleman's Magazine. In South America the inhabitants eat everything, even serpents and lizards. Humboldt has there seen even children drag enormous centipedes out of their holes and crunch them up Puppies are choice food on tbe Missouri and Mississippi, and at Emaraldi the tid-bit is a roasted monkey. The flesh of the larger animals is ap preciated variously, in Arabia the horse, in India the elephant, and in Egypt the ramel. The Chinese taste is fnr nnta dnnc rats, and serpents, while bears' paws and birds' nests are dainties. But the Pariahs of Hindostan have still stronger stomachs, for they contend with the dogs, vultures and kites for the putrid carrion. The nearest approach to this remarkable taste is afforded by the inhabitants ot Cochin China, who prefer rotten eggs to fresh ones. At Terra cina a guest will be asked whether he pre fers a land or water eel. In the West In dies n large caterpillar found on the palm tcee is esteemed a luxury, while the edible nests of the Java swallows are so rich a dainty that the ingredients cost as much as 15. A curious taste prevails in many parts of the world for clay. According to Humboldt it is eaten in all the countries of the torrid zone, bnt the practice is also observed in the north, as hundreds of cart-loads of earth containing infusoria are said to be annually consumed by the country people in the most remote parts of Sweden, and in Finland a kind of earth is occasionally mixed with bread. This latter custom is "more civilized than that observed by women on the Magdalena river, who, while shaping earthen vessels on the potters' wheel, put large lumps of clay in their mouths. Ih the same place it is often neces sary to" confine the children to prevent their running out to eat earth immediately after a fall of rain. The Otomac tribe of earth eating Indians knead the earth a true pot ter's clay into balls ot five or six inches in diameter, which they roast by a weak fire until the outside is hard. They remoisten tbem when they are required as food, and, according to a monk who lived 12 years among them, one of them would eat a pound and a quarter of this peculiar food in a day. He Kncw-nu Lesson. Mrs. Hunnimune (reproachfully) Why, surely, John, you're not going into the smoking car? ' Mr. Hunnimune Of coursel am. Didn't you say we must act in public like old mar ried people? Puck. FOR CONSTIPATION Vie Hartford's Acid Phoipbate. Dr. J. E. Fortson, Kiowa, Ind. T., says: "I have tried It for constipation, with success, and think it worthy a thorough trial by the pro fession." ' 20, 1889. THE PARIS OF TO-DAT Jesse Shepherd Shows How the So ciety is Undergoing Bevolution. MME. PATTI IN EOHEO AND JULIET Her Ordeal in Paris After an Absence of Fifteen lean. A BRUTAL DRAMATIC SESSATIOS tCOHBESFOXDEXCB OT Tin DISPATCH. 1 AKIS, January 10. The season has opened with rumors of revolu tion on all sides. In politics, in art, in the church, in the theater, new ideas and startling innovations supply fresh sensations for a public never weary of novelty and dramatic incident. Well acquainted with the modes and manners of the Parisians under the Empire, I am constrained to say without reserve that the Paris of to-day is in everything wholly unlike tbe Paris of 20 years ago. I can see a vast difference between the cus toms of the present and the habits of life prevalent even five years ago. The season of 1888 and 1889 has already supplied somesensatious which, as a famous writer remarked to me the other day, are sure to furnish interestfng studies for the future historian. Patti has appeared at the Grand Opera after an absence of 15 years; an absence which caused the Parisians con siderable mortification, considering the fact that they still cling to the illusion that all great artists are bound to make freqnent visits to the French Capital. It was with the gravest apprehensions that Mme. Patti consented to take the place of the prima donna who was announced to appear in Gounod's "Romeo and Juliet" All sorts of excuses and flattering announce ments were thrown to the public in the form ot compliments to the French nation, to French art, to the good Parisians and to Gounod in order to prepare the people for the ordeal of tbe first night. I have never witnessed a more cantious, more interesting maneuver on the part of a great singer. Fifteen years of continual triumphs in Russia, England and America made the French somewhat bitter and envious toward Patti. PATTI IN PAKIS. The journals gave no expression to this feeling, but Mme. Patti woman and artist knew it and felt it, and was afraid of the final result. The mere fact of the cele brated singer consenting to appear in grand opera for the bagatelle of $300 a night is sufficient to show the importance ot this affair. Never was there such a farce mingled with the drama Patti returning to the great capital, the luxurious center of Europe, to sing for $800 a night! Therewas a pressure, a scramble for tickets for the first representation of "Romeo and Juliet" that surpassed anything of the kind in years. Thebest seats went for S100, while loges sold fnr any price. A brilliant audi ence assembled to applaud the diva, after having been duly prepared in advance by skillfully worded announcements in nil the journals to the effect that Patti would sing for a sum just sufficient to defray her actual expense a nice bait for an artist with the wealth and the talent of Patti to throw to the Parisian nopulacc! While this farce was goini; on scenes of a dramatic nature were being enacted, in which the Empress Eugenie was the princi pal figure. Twenty years ago, while Patti was singing at the Theater Lyrique, Eu genie was living in the Tuileries, a beauti ful woman, the most distinguished among famous women. The other day the ex Empress came to Paris with her mind made up to look once more on the spot where the magnificent palace once stood, in which she held so many regal fetes and in which Louis the Great, Marie Antoinette and so many others feasted and fattened and dreamed away the days and the years, without a thought for the morrow or the impending revolutions The ex-Empress is a guest of the Duchesse de Mouchy, and the two drove to the long vacant place in the heart of Paris to gaze on the spot where not a stone, not a bit of mortar, is left of the famous and gorgeous pile once known as the Tuileries. Tlfs ex-Empress was overcome and fainted in the arms of the Duchesse. What thoughts these things awaken for the his torian and the student of human nature! Patti returns after long years to renew her triumphs at the ace of 44. Eugenie re turns, an old woman, to weep over tbe scenes of glory long past and gone! A MUNIFICENT GIFT. The death of the Duchess of Sutherland in England was followed by that of the Duchesse deGalliera in Paris the other day. Senator Stanford's gilt of $20,000,000 to the State of California is now rivaled bv the splendid donations of the Duchesse de G.il- uera, wnu, uuogemer, una given uway a little over a hundred million francs. The mansion of this remarkable woman, in the Rue de Varenne, is a veritable: palace of luxury and art the finest, most sumptnons firivate residence in Paris. The Duchesse eft 25,000,000 francs to the city ofGenoa, her birthplace, besides two palaces in that city one to be turned into an art museum, the other to be made into a hospital. The Paris mansion is bequeathed to the Ambassador of Austria. There was some difficulty in the settlement of this superb property until to-day, when the Austrian Government cave the Ambassador permission to accept the donation. The Duchesse also left 10, 000,000 to Mile, de Munster, the dnuehter of the German Ambassador; 10,000,000 to Philippe Ferrari, her son, and 12,000,000 to the Empress "Victoria. In her will the Duchesse de Galliera has given orders that the garden be maintained as it is, at an an nual expense of 80,000 francs. The funeral train loft Paris yesterday for Genoa, where solemn religious ceremonies will be held over all that remains of the woman who loved art, artists and the poor, and who never tired of unostentatious deeds of charity. An important reception was recently given by the Barou de Billing. All the leading disciples ot Boulanger were there in force. Rochefort sat beside Prince Ro land Bonaparte; the brother of the King ot Naples sat beside the Prince de Valori, the friend of Don Carlos; the Count de Turenne, Count de Bethune, Essad Pasha, the Turk ish Ambassador, and Roman Fernandez, the Mexican Minister. This array presents a strange medley of aristocratic titles to come together on the same evening in honor of a republican leader. But, as I remarked at the head of this letter, Paris is undergoing a revolution in everything. K RUSSIAN FASHIONS. For some unaccountable reason the Russian colony leads in the foreign portiou of fashionable Paris this year. Russian tea, literature, fashions are the rage. The advent of a couple of Grand Dukes, with their usual train of titled lackeys, set the ball in motion early in the season, so that now we may expect anew and curious inter blending ot Russian hypocrisy and French finesse until some more powerful form of insanity takes possession of that queer con glomeration known ns Parisian society. One of the most astonishing features about the revolution of artistic "thought in Paris is the triumph of Wagner's music. Not a concert takes place that does not contain a selection froniome of the great composer's works, and this appreciation is on the in crease. The success of the day in literature is a volume of epics by the Limousine poet, the Abbe Joseph Roux, the celebrated author of'Pensees." For a loner time Paris has not witnessed a theatrical uproar like that experienced at the Odeon the other evening at the first rep resentation of "Germanie Lacerteux." by X. To-day this realistic play is De Goncourt, the talk of Paris, the dramatic sensation of the hour. It is now war to the knife be tween the realists, headed by De Goncourt and Zola, and the conservatives, backedby a large and powerful following, including many of the young writers of talent. De Goncourt was a long time in getting this revelation of realistic art ready for the stage; every act was put together piece hj piece, every phrase cut and polished, until nothing superfluous remained, nothing that would in the slightest degree border on the ideal or the romantic. I believe De Gon court was some years turningthis drama of Parisian realism over in his head before committing bis inspirations to paper. Zola, he declared, had not gone far enough; an element more real, more rframatic, more in tense, should supply a deficiency sadly wanting in all modern plays. A-BRUTAL DRAMA. There are ten tableaux in "Germanie La certenx," and from beginning to end it is one continual procession of painfulrealities, more intense, if possible, than the realism of "L'Assommoir. The two great scenes of the piece are the hospital and the cemetery. In the latter the climax of dramatic melan choly is reached. A female figure ap proaches the graveyard and in the gloom stumbles over the graves. It is a picture of social horrors unrelieved by pathos or poetry, in which poverty, greed, sensuality and vice fill every role, and in which the hardest characters seem to carry the palm and win the prize. The theater daring the first two representations was a -bedlam of confusion, hisses, groans, cries, applause for the actors, mingled applause and contempt for the author. The actors came ont of the fray covered with glory, bnt at the close ot the first performance some one came forward and spoke the name of the author, De Gon court. This was the signal for a renewal of mingled applause, hisses and shaking of fists at adversaries, real or imaginary. Paris is therefore devided into two camps, the advanced realists and the idealist of a new but conservative school! After the first performance Alphonse Daudet gave a supper at his residence in the Rue de'Belle chasse, to which 40 ot the leading realists and critics were invited. At this gathering of notables another extraordinary scene oc curred. Emile Zola and De Goncourt had long been on unfriendly terms; a great sur prise awaited the company as Zola rose with a glass of wine in his hand to drirfk to the success of "Germanie Lacerteux!" Among the celebrities present were M. de Goncourt, Emile Zola, Aurelian Scholl, Paul Marie ton, the poet and editor; M. Descaves, M. Zellerj of the Institute; Gaston Geffroy, Hennique, Gouderat, etc. The question now is how long will "Germanie Lacer teux" hold the boards at the Odeon? Jesse Shepard. A HOODOO AND A SCARE PI2f. Misfortune That Follows a Bennlifnl Pleco of Jewelry Some of Its Victims. New York Herald.J I "I see you are observing my scarf pin," said a Brooklyn jeweler whom I happened to meet a day or two ago. "Members of the trade don't often wear conspicions jewelry. As a rule, in fact, jewelers wear no jewelry at all. But this pin has a history which interests me, and that's why I wear it" The pin was certainly a striking one. It was large and consisted of a bed of sap phires, pearls and rubies, surrounded by a border of diamonds. Of course I expressed a desire to know its history. "Not long before the burning of the Brooklyn Theater," said the jeweler, "a man, a stranger to me, came into my store in Brooklyn and ordered a scarf pin made after this description. I told him my price, a pretty high one, for the jewels would bo expensive. But he agreed, paid me a depo sit and left. I took the man for a gambler who had just played in good luck; but I afterward learned from a detective that he was a professional swindler, and no doubt intended to get that pin without paying any more than the deposit. "But he never called for the pin. He was burned to death in the Brooklyn Theater fire. From the very first it seemed as though a strange and tragic fatality was nsociated with this trinket. I put it in the show case, and it was not long before a sporting man sawitandboughtitonthespot. He was murdered three months later in a brawl in Chicago. A few weeks after that a wretched-looking woman entered my place and offered this very pin for sale. She ex plained that it belonged to ber husband, the man who had been killed. She had hap pened into my place by the merest chance. I bought the pin back and put it in the showcase again. Next time I sold it to a druggist. The day alter he bought it he made a mistake in mixing a prescription and caused the death of a mother and her baby. The druggist's bnsiness failed and he was reduced to poverty. He brought the pin to me and I bought it back again. Once more it went into the showcase. I was getting used to it by this time. "I didn't have to wait long for the nexl adventure of that pin. A few month ago a handsome, stylishly-dressed girl came in aud asked to see some rings. The fatal pin was on tbe tray I set before her. While my back was turned the fatal jewel got its fine work in, as usual. Fascinated by it, the girl stole the pin and put it in her pocket. I mis-ed it immediately after she left, and a detective recovered it for me. The girl was pretty and of respectable fam ilv, so the jury called it 'kleptomania.' or some other nice name, and she got off. Now I have taken to wearing the pin myself. 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There are three calendars at our eats .- . bnt they are all blind of tho right eye. , Arabian Night. ii Sly Cupid one day. as the chroniclers say, Grew sick o his homely den. And equipping himself, tbe sportive elf Set out for the haunts or men. And his object there, old legends declare. Was to war upon human kind; To rob them of sight in broad daylight, For his votaries all are blind. His journev led by a patient's bed And be blinded him with a shot; When the eyeless trunk on its rickety bunC Was much by inventors sought. He met a maid in a rustic plaid When, poising hio dart asain He treated tbe quick as he served the sick. And the maiden became insane. Then in he fell with an Infidel, Who scoffed at things above When he blinded him, as his sight grew dim He as gentle became a3 a dove. He turned about, met a soldier stout. And. including him in bis plans. So bis sight destroyed that he's since em i ! ployed - . At tinkering old wives' pans. In passing down a citbedral town The minister stood in theporcb. Whom he on the sly deprived of an eye. And changed him into a church. At ease in an Inn where he thought it no sin To stoo for a nniet lnncb; He the waiter bereft or his sight and left The liquid diluting his punch. W. WlXSO-T. 447 KIDDLE. Please take two noses, Inst for fun, And place them side by side; Aud see how quick a seed will grow To tan the Egyptian's hide. ABBIE A. MUDGET"". 44& AITAGEAM OF THE ALPHABET. A Prize Puzzle. Form a grammatical sentence of the twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, using every letter and repeating none. Well-known proper names and recognized abbreviations are allowable. E. W. Haesis. A fine book a very desirable prize will be awarded for'ihe best sentence forwarded within five days. 449 CHAEADE. The first is one, a Latin word, In compositions often beard. The second may be vpry small. May trouble you or nourish all. The whole, an animal in fables. Was never found In any stables; On royal arms in foreign lands. On waving fl igs he proudly stands; A weapon of defense his fame Ana ornament explains nts name. j. a 430 A BIT OF ADVICE. I'm an auld Scotch sawney luikin' on, I've watched you mnny a day. Ye dour and soncy puzzler lads, Now let me hae my say. Ye wonld na hae me say it oot Wi' naught to tax the min'. My wee bit counsel or advice, 'Tis "sharply," you will fin'. 'Tis ane lang word, I make It twa) For lnlk ye noaat "henna." An' "leather straps for legs o' hawks," 'Twill cos ye ne'er a penny! Happt Thought. 451 double acrostic. Words of Seven Letters. I. Avast country. 2. Asort of whale. 8. Per tainlng to water. 4 Pulverized voclanic sub sr.inces. 5. A kind of fish. 6. A character in "Himlet." 7. Yenrnful. Pnmals and final s name two of our greatest mischief-makers. Excxlsiob. 452 TEANSPOSITIOir. "Jj teapots" may be observed, Bdown by a line that straight or curved, Is tangent to a curve, but yet Itn point in distance infinite "A beanteons type." so Liebnitz tho't, "Of the soul's progress on toward God." J. K.P.& THE DECEMBER COMPETITION. Prize winner: L T. Ackler. Pittsbnre; 1 Oliver Twist, Pittsburg. "Roll of honor:" J. Bosch. Harrv Howard. Artha E. Driscnll. Maude Martin. A. B. 6y. Jennie Esplen, L. D. P S. O. L. Verr, Mjstio Jr., H. O. Leary, Anon, Mrs. D. H. ANSWERS. 438 Bass-wood, crab, red-bod, cinnamon, sas safras, ash, button-wood, box, cocoa, slippery elm, plum, beech; dog-wood, pine, nr, lemon, tapioca, cucumber, pear. lime, sugar or maple,' locust, elder, sandal-wood: cork, balsam, birch, thorn, plane, umbrella; spruce, cum. cotton-' wood, weening willow, halm of Gilead, tree of heaven; yeve. pussy willow, coffee, iron-wood, scrub oak. bay: roe-woocl. bread-fruit. India. rubber. had. judas, tulip; mahogany, oak, palm, buckeye, olive. 439 Twme, wine, twin, win, in, L 410-2745. 441 Grave. 443 Present-able. 443 E R A ERUDITE ADDLED ILIAD TEAMED ED D E RED D E D 444-Lpa.st.past. 2, B.N., Obf, robin. 9,' so(i)I. 445 Articulation. PALINDROMES, AN IDEAL BELLE. Never was ogle seen In her glance, Never in bed was she found at seven, Never would flirt with dndes in the danec ' mever entrap aparmer even. AN UNCLE'S ADVICE. Good counsel I'm bestowing. Because I know 'tis needed: But from the way yon're going, I fear me little heeded. How. j onr esteeired a puppy. In company derided. Hid I say tr. copy Hypocrisy as I did. A GROWINO gVTL. Well, men may launch invectives 'Gainst novels of the times. Which deltv detectives. And dip in Qlthv crimes, That the brains of youth might gather Vigor by degrees TJoon onr shelves I'd rather See Pope's Epopees. HE GAVE THEX THE NEGATIVE. When the world-famed Daguerre First essaved the photograph. He made sober savants stare And the unbelievers Hugh. When be triumphed, how be chafed At their questions how 'twas done. And but one reply vouchsafed, "Nosu-ithjilded light I icon." MOSTKEAL, CAN. W. WTLSOX IIli Tribute. Uncle Aminidab (to the pastor, who Is making a consolatory callV Tain't over han'some, parson, bnt il?s darned appropri- !", ate. Maria wuz one'r th hardest workin' x-4 women you ever see. Judge. - ! JSJ rvjgjft I I 1K7