THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 4889, B$ptJ4 m ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1SML Vol 43, So. SJS.-Entered at Pittsburg Post eQce, November u, 1st?, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street This paper having more than Double tbe circulation of nny other in tbe State outside ol Philadelphia, Its advantages u as ndver lislng incdlnm will be apparent. TERMS OP THE DlisPATCH. rOSTAGE FEEK EC TEE CXITED STATES. DAILY UisrxTcn, One Year f SCO Daily DlSTATCn, Per Quarter S00 Daily Dispatch, One Month Daily Dispatch, Including fcunday, one year 10 00 Daily DISPATCH, Including bunday, per quarter 250 Daily DisrATOi. Including bandar, one month .. SO Euitoay Dispatch, oneyear. - 150 Weekly Dispatch, one year 125 to Daily Dlsi'ATCii Is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or Including thebundayedition. at SO cents per week. riTTSBURG, TUESDAY. JAN. 8. 1SS9. THE H0NB0E DOCTRINE ENLARGED. The secret session was reported to yester day, in order to permit the Senate to debate a resolution, which was finally passed, de claring the objection of the United States to the assumption bv any foreign Govern ment of tbe control of the Panama Canal. This will doubtless meet the approval of most citizens of the United States, who care anything about the matter; but its discre tion may be questioned. It goes further than the Monroe doctrine, which was a protest against the restoration to the Bourbons of the revolted Spanish American republics; and which was re peated in the opposition of the United States to the mushroom empircjof Maximil ian. To extend this doctrine so as to antag onize works of peaceful character under control of foreign Governments may be a proper assertion of the "America for Ameri cans" doctrine; but, before declaring that tbe second naval power of the world shall not build the Tanama Canal, the United States should be in a position not only to provide an acceptable substitute, but to back up its words if that naval power should take it into its head to build the canal whether we permit it or not. In other words before wc parade before the powers of Europe with a chip on our shoulder we should be sure that we will not have to adopt the tactics of the crawfish if the chip should be knocked off. Something of that sort took place with Germany anent the Samoa tquabble. Perhaps there may bean idea that we will keep things equal by going through the same operation with France, but the policy of persistent back downs is doubtful. The doctrine of the resolution is all right; but it is little more than common good sense to reserve our warning of all foreign powers away from this hemisphere until we are able to make them stay away. BOTH SIDES WBONG. The close approach to a collision between the Knights of Labor and the secessionists from the order, over the possession of Knights of Labor Hall, was one which re veals the bitterness of the factional quarrel and which might have been avoided by courtesy and liberality on either side. In fact, the course of both parties appears to have been inspired rather by the desire to quarrel than anything else. It can hardly be regarded as exactly within the limits of propriety for a secessionist from the orderto claim the use of the order's own property for the furtherance of his crusade against it; and, on the, other hand, the will ingness to give free speech and a fair hear ing might have prompted the Knights to let Mr. Barry say what he had to say in their hall. The quarrel cannot fail to detract from the public respect lor both the new or old order, or for tbe immediate participants in it. ALLEGHENY'S CHAETEE PUZZLE. The agitation over Allegheny City's new charter has taken on a new phase from the announcement made yesterday that the legal adviser of the Northside municipality has drafted an act which will permit Alle gheny to go on until 1900 withont going up into the second-class or back with the third class. This has naturally provoked some expressions of surprise at such a change from the view previously announced, that Allegheny's only alternative was to go into either the second-class with Pittsburg, or the third with a nnmber of smaller cities. That is not the only adverse criticism that could be made. The difficulty with the last classification being that it was special legislation, how are we to place a bill which confessedly ex empts that city from the operation of the general classification? It would be hard for the lay mind to imagine any measure affecting municipal government that would be" more clearly special legislation than the one which is proposed. At the present rate of progress it would appear that before long Allegheny will get into a sea of doubt from which its only rescue will be to consolidate with Pittsburg. Nevertheless the legal authorities of Alle gheny being of the opinion that they can stave off the eviLday until 1900, it looks very much as if the experiment will be tried. GLASS IK HER OWN HOUSE. Miss Mary Anderson has given her views on the stage and the production of fashion able stars, in the last issue of the Xorth American Review. She says seme very sen sible and timely things, and not the least of them sounds rather singular coming from that source. To most of those who move from the private mansion to the stage, acting seems an easy ac complishment and theatrical triumphs appear the simple rewards of trivial labors. Thus your society amateur, witn her few lessons and IiCr parlor graces which are by no means Etage graces starts serenely in at the top, ex pectincto see herself instantly recognized as a dramatic artist. Sometimes she finds in noto riety a balm for tho abrasion of her expecta Lions. The hit is a fair one at the present method of producing dramatic stars; and it is not the less fair on account of the fact that the heroic Mary was the first of the list to step directly from private life and to claim the fame of a great actress. Just as Minerva sprang into the world in full armor, did Miss Anderson leap into stage life with-the full panoply of a tragic star and tackle all tbe greatest roles from Juliet and Meg Mer rilies down to Partlienia. The further pe culiarity of the awkward but impressive, Angular but majestic young woman who strode out from the wings and made her claim on histrionic fame fourteen years ago, is that 'she has established the claim. It is no more than fair to recognize that Miss Anderson had given her private life to dramatic study and that she commenced public acting at an age which permitted her to gain by the instruction and development I of real stage life. There is therefore a vital J B. of real stage life. There is therefore a vital J The .report that .-General Harrison has J distinction between her career and that of the ambitious ladies who seek wealth and fame on the notoriety of their private lives and the attractions of their millinery. The difference between the actresa who makes her art the end and aim of her efforts and those who use their amateurishness as a means of exploiting their personal noloriety is marked. But nevertheless, Miss Ander son might remember that, in the matter of starting in at the top, her own house has considerable glass in it. THE NATURAL GAS DECISION. The decision of the State Supreme Court revcrsinc the ruling of Judge White in the natural gas cases and dissolving the tempo rary injunction against raising the rates charged in Allegheny, seems to put the boot decidedly on the other leg in the con test between the companies and the con sumers. The peculiarity of the position lies in the fact that the public is yet in the dark as to whether they ars entirely without a remedy against excessive charges or whether the remedy pursued in these cases was errone ous. The Supreme Court may have held that the proper remedy would be a suit to recover exorbitant charges; or its ruling may be for an injunction against the combina tion of competing companies; or itsmembers may have been divided between these views and the opinion that consumers have no remedy except to return to other fuel. But which of these opinions prevails in the ul timate tribunal the public is not informed, ifitistrue that no opinion is filed. All that the public yet knows is that the Su preme Court holds the remedy of fixing rates by injunction, to be improper. On the presumption that in the case of public corporations as another ruling of the same tribunal declares the gas companies to be there must be some check on exces ive charges, the decision need not necessar ily be destructive of the public desire for protection. Regulation by injunction is so novel and in many respects so question able a resort, that while believing there must be a check somewhere, the denial of that method to the pnblic may be accepted with resignation; and the public will still be at liberty to seek other remedies. The immediate effect, however, of the de cision is to relegate the control of the charges for gas to the companies; and unless they have experienced a change of heart in the past few months, we are likely to see the advanced scale put into operation. The people will remember, however and will be likely to take care that the gas companies do not forget that if charges are pushed too high, the snpply of coal in the immediate vicinity is cheap and abundant. Unless the supply of gas is so decreased as to make it a luxury, the interests of the companies should keep the price of gas at a reasonable rate. It it has so diminished, the establish ment ot high prices for a luxury is perhaps no more than proper. But on that point the only proper testis that of competition. The people have it still within their power to place the fuel gas business under the thorough rule of compe tition and they should learn by experience the wisdom of doing so with all their might. A WALL FBOM DENVER. It appears that the tyrannical minions of the law are making the sensation-lovers of Denver feel the iron heel of despotism. A woman is in jail there for killing her hus band, and word is telegraphed from the Col orado capital that she is kept in a cell, and no one but her attorneys and the jail attend ants are allowed to see her. "Many ladies of the city have called bringing fruits and flowers," but they- are Ruthlessly turned away and the unfortunate young woman is obliged "to sit alone in solitary confine ment," to quote one correspondent's tragic redundance. This is terrible; and is calculated to make the Denver people of the class that flock to the cells of murderers cry out: "Is this a land of liberty or a despotism that we live under?" It may have been known'before, that even in countries that pretend to be free, young women who indulge in the dis sipation of killing their husbands are locked up and compelled to spend their time "alone in solitary confinement;" but when the sweet liberty to indulge in the un healthy craving of looking at a murderess is forbidden, and even the offering of fruits and flowers at her shrine is denied to the social sensation seekers, what is left to make their lives worth living? "Well, there are compensations in all things; and if the law becomes despotic enonch to suppress the fools and worse, who worship murderesses and make heroes of male assassins, the sensible part of the pub lic will be likely to approve the infraction of personal liberty. The Americus Club had pretty nearly as hard a time as West Virginia finding out who was elected in proportion to the vote cast. But it finally discovered that some one was elected by the Hon. Bardwell Slote's favorite margin. The enthusiasm with which the Southern papers are charging the Northern people with race prejudice in omitting to put a col ored man in President Harrison's Cabinet, causes them to overlook the fact that the Southern Presbyterian Church has refused to unite with the Northern Presbyterian Church rather than permit the "colored brother in the same religions organization. There isa great deal of pulling the mote out of your neighbor's eye in regard to the color line. The decision of the Federal Court, at Louisville, that the Inter-State Commerce Commissioners' findings are not final, simply enunciates what anyone could have found in the law by reading it when it was passed, nearly two years ago. Mb. Depew'6 declaration that he is not going to make a trip to Indianapolis, would have been regretted, if he was still wearing his glass leg. The President-elect has been forced to receive so many distinguished visitors with adamantine cheek, that a genial caller with a glass leg would have been an agreeable change. The reports from the Blackfoot agency, about the quarrels of Indian tribes indicate that the aborigines are nearly as savage in their feuds-as the inhabitants of the moun tain counties of Kentucky. That sugar refining process seems to have been just about the same kind of fraud as watering railroad stocks. The raw sugars were dissolved in water and emptied down the waste pipes, and the first part, at least, is what has been done with the raw ma terial of a good many corporate shares. The prospects of a short ice crop fill tbe ice companies and the ice cream consumers with dismay; but there is still time for January and February to come to their rescue. - The report that .-General Harrison declared: "I' would rather have the d 1 in my Cabinet than Mr. Blaine," requires the person "who believes it to also believe that General Harrison has not only thrown away the padlock on his mouth, but has also thrown away his senses with it, Allegheny's charter question appears to be resolving itself into a problem whether the Northside municipality will have any charter at all. The stern indignation with which Mr. Gould commands that the little Missouri Facifiq official who cnt rates shall be sought out and beheaded, will teach railway subor dinates their duty. In order to obtain the favor of the railway kings they mnst put up rates and squeeze the public. It is certainly getting along to the point where the Pittsburg public will insist that building inspectors must inspect The appearance of the State Supreme Court in new silk gowns is noted, and it also appears that the decisions given from the millinery were in favor of tbe corporations. The public can puzzle out the relations be tween the two phenomena for itself. Kubenstein is reported to be in great trouble because the Czar has ordered him to write an opera on the railway accident in which the autocrat was not hurt. He ought to get through the job easily enough by working over almost any of "Wagner's later compositions; and after hearing it once or twice the Czar could face railroad accidents with equanimity. PERSONAL POINTS. Ye HA Yung, of tbe Corean Legation at Washington, is a good deal of a dandy iu his way. He pays a great many calls at the capi tal and seems to enjoy himself, although he does not know a word of Jinglisb, Colonel Damoht has written a letter as serting that President Cleveland will not live in Orange, N. J. There is a growing suspicion that Lamont has not yet decided where tbe Clevelands will reside in the future. Mlle. Schultze, the young lady who has set Paris discussing the question of tho equality and rights of women, by her masterly thesis on "Tbe Female Doctor in the Nine teenth Century," read before a jury of French medical men, is a Russian. She is described as exceedingly clover, and is only 2L The gold and silver plate which belongs to the Duke of Cumberland weighs some 12 tons, and the jewels are valued at 100,000. Tho Duke's hereditary casket includes tbe famous pearls of Queen Charlotte (worth 150,000), which caused nearly 20 years' litigation between the Queen and the King of Hanover. Lord Wolseley's illness Is of old standing. He contracted it in the Burmah War of 1S5L Lord Wolseley has done a deal of his hardest work at times of great physical suffering. In the Crimean War he lost one eye through tbe bursting of a shelL He suffered severely from inflammation of the other in the Nile cam paign. The health of the Prince of Wales is giving occasion to some anxiety to his friends. Its outward and visible sign is an excess of irrita bility which is rather.trying, the more so be cause his entonrage have not been acclimatized to such a temperature. The Prince has not spared his constitution, and nature seldom neglectB to take her revenge. Mrs. Cleveland is engaged in translating a French 'novel into English. This work she has undertaken merely as a means of amusement and with no thought of having her translation published. She reads French with perfect ease and her English style is flexible and graphic. She has received offers from various publishers who are anxious to obtain tbe outcome of her labors, but up to the present time she has re fused to make any bargain tor the production of her first literary achievement. H. Rider Haggard has become a vegeta rian. He found by experiment that he conld work longer and to better effect on a meatless diet than when he indulged freely in beef and mutton. He has become a convert to the theory that the imagination becomes more act ive when the body abstains from animal nour ishment, Cereals, garden vegetables, etc, now form the basis of Hagcard's diet, but his liter ary serials do not show any great improvement from this change of habit on his part. HARD TO FIND AN EQUAL. A Powerful Factor In the Prosperity and Progress of tbe Community. From the WllkesbarreKecord. The western part of our State is holding its own bravely, notwithstanding its disadvantage of distance from the great centers of American civilization. When we consider this western country, its enterprising people and its brilliant newspapers, it is bard to determine which is cause and which effect. A paper such as its leading journal The Pittsburg Dispatch, must necessarily be a powerful factor in the prosperity and progress of the community. Between Philadelphia and Chicago it would be hard to find the equal of this sturdy, aggressive and eminently modern paper. Its issue on New Year's Day was pleasing and seasonable. The holiday illustration on the first page represents a stalwart son ot toil in mechanic's garb blow ing a great bubble from the material furnished by the overflowing bowl of capital. The great crystal sphere is resplendent with glowing pic tures of what the new Year has in store for prosperous Pittsburg. If naif the enterprises thus prophesied are successful it will be be cause supported cy such aids as The Dis patch. 0NLI LOOKING AFTER NEWS. A Newspaper Correspondent Mixed Up in tbe Samoan Affair. Bait Francisco, January 7. It is believed here that the Mr. Klein, who is mentioned in the dispatch from Berlin as having led the party of Mataafa's adherents in the attack upon tho German sailors in Samoa, is J. C. Klein, who left this city for Samoa three months ago as a newspaper correspondent. Mr. Klein was engaged in newspaper work for a nnmber of years in Chicago and San Fran cisco. The opinion is published here that if K.ein was present during the natives' attack rpon German sailors, he was there only in the dis- cnargo ot nis amies as a newspaper co-re sponaent, aau was not taxing any part in conflict. AGAINST THE COMMISSION. ,'he A Kentucky Judge Limits the Power of the Inter-Stato Law. Louisville, January 7. Federal Circuit Judge Jackson this morning overthrew a de cision of the Inter-State Commerce Commis sion. He holds that the commission can only arbitrate differences, and has no right or power to enforce its decisions. Contrary to the commission he decides that the Louisville and Nashville Railroad cannot be forced to handle stock from the Kentucky and Indiana stockyards on terms ratably the same as it now handles for the Bourbon stock yards, but may fix for itself the conditions under which it will receive freight. Tbe niabdl and Tobacco. From the New York World.! It is reported that OsmanDigna has been appropriating and annexing tbe wives of his followers around Handonb because these mas culine warriors chewed tobacco, in contraven tion of tbe rnles laid down by tbe MahdL In some countries an inexorable law of this kind might lead to an extra consumption of tobacco. , Hainan Nature. From tne Detroit Free Press.l All the money Captain Kidd ever buried on the shores of the United States did not amount to $20,000, while hundreds of thousands have been expended in searches. It's human nature to want to find anything, even if no more than a drygoods box filled with rubies and emeralds. Something for Anslomnnlaca. From tbe Chicago Inter-Ocean. J Invitations for teas have recently been seen in London printed on post cards, a device whictf certainly saves time and trouble. This is a dis count on dignity that even Anglomanlacs can hardly afford to follow. TAB PITTSBURG STAGE, Booth nnd Barrett in Julius Ctcsar at the Grand Opera Home. It is probaDly not too much to say that a more artistic production of a Shakespearean drama than that presented last night at the Grand Opera House was never seen in Pitts burg. For once a company's managers have done what they promised brought here "carloads of special scenery" and a company that was not disappoint! ng, and pro duced a great play in a manner befitting its worth. Such fidelity to detail and strict his torical accuracy as was observed in last evening's production of "Julius Caesar," are so rare In this city as to call for special comment There was nothing in the staging of the piece' which was not admirable. The scenery, wbilo not magnificent, was appropriate, and the general effect of the most pleasing character, Mr. Booth, of course, took the role of Brutut. He was scarcely at his best, perhaps, yet he was Edwinv Booth, and the critic who should attempt to point out defects in his work would be bold indeed. He maintained the same mastery over his audlenco that he always does, and people applauded, for appearance's sake, when they felt more like weeping. .BruiiM' oration over the dead body of Caiar was a masterpiece. Nowhere else in the play did Mr. Booth give freer scope to his powers. Mr. Barrett was a flery, impetuous Catsius and perhaps thero is no part in alibis repertoire that fits him better. After the tent scene both ho and Mr. Booth were called before tho cur tain. But why was it that but two stars wero ad vertised when tho company contains three? That this is the case no one who was in the Opera House last evening could fail to admit, after witnessing the wild enthusiasm mani- fested by all over Mr. Charles Hanford's Mare Antony. Mr. Hanf ord may not be a star of the first magnitude, yet his brilliancy is such that no one will charge him withshlnlDgby reflected light. He received moro recalls than either Booth or Barrett, and his speech to tbe rabble in the forum well merited the ex traordinary tributes to his genius. His acting was a surprise to those who bad been accus tomed to seeing that role relegated, usually, to a minor placo. Tbe entire company seems capable of furnishing worthy support to the principals. The theater was well filled last nlghtand the engagement bids fair to be even more success ful in every way than that of last year. Hold by tbo Enemy. v'JIiara Gillette's stirring melodrama of war tiLij8 drew a big house at the Bijou. The play was presented at the Grand last season, and at that time received almost the unanimous ap proval of the press and tbe pnblic It is a strong play, full of wit, pathos and human nature. The dialogue is animated and tbe dramatlo situations are so numerous that the attention of the audience is closely held from the time the curtain rises until It falls upon the last act With a few exceptions the company is the same that appeared here last season. Mr. Will Preston, in the role of Thomas Henry Bean, "special artist," gave an exhibition of cheek and nerve that proved very taking, while Miss Minnie Dupree. as Susan MeCrecry, was as artless, as winsome, and withal as natural as any childish coquette conld possibly be. These are the principal comedy parts, and both were admirably sustained throughout Mr. James K. Wilson made a very handsome Colonel Pracott and managed his part indifferently well. Mr. William Haworth had the most difficult character to personate that of Lieutenant Hayne but he proved fully equal to the task. Miss Esther Lyon as Jlachael, the heroine, and Miss Kate Denin Wilson as Euphemia, acquitted themselves creditably though not brilliantly. The play as a whole made a satisfactory impression, and will doubtless draw crowded houses. One fea ture in particular, which was much commented upon when "Held by the Enemy" was seen here before, drew forth round after ronnd of applause last evening. This was tho perfect imitation ot the sound made by a horses hoofs clattering over stonex pavements a simple mechanical achievement, doubtless, if ono were only in the secret, and yet enough to ex cite tne admiration or. a tneater tuu oi people. Lights o' London. H. B. Jacobs' "Lights o' London" Company is giving George R. Sims' beautiful drama at Harris' Theater this week, and if anyone is un der the impression that it is being put on the stage in a half-way or cheap manner, he labors under a great mistake. The company is a strong one, f ally equal to any in whose hands the play ever fell, and tho scenery and proper ties are first-class. The two large audiences of yesterday seemed heartily to enjoy the smooth ness with which the touching story of the play was told. James L. Carhart, in the trying role of Seth Greene, proeably did the most faithful work, though in such a large company where all do so weil, comparisons are perhaps not just the thing. Only three more matinees of the "Lights o London" will be given, on Wednes day, Friday and Saturday, and with such an extra attraction tho "Standing Boom Only" sign will doubtless be in steady use the entire week. English Folly Company. Harry Williams' Academy was crowded last evening and Rose Hill's company received an enthusiastic welcome. The programme pre sented was a most attractive one, abounding in taking musical features, lively dances and clever special acts. Aside from a bevy of fe male bnrlcsqne artists the company includes such popular favorites as Rice and Barton, Carr and Tourgee and others equally good. The spectacular burlesque entitled "Parisian Revels," proved a big hit. Altogether the show is one which can scarcely fail to give sat isfaction to the patrons of Manager Williams' popular house. Casino Attractions. With such attractions as Coffee, the skeleton dude. Colonel Decker, the midget, and Mrs. O'Brien, widow of the Irish giant, together with the stage performance given by the Crescent City Combination, it would have been surprising if the Casino Musenm had not been crowded yesterday. As a matter of fact the audiences wero about as large as the house could accommodate. The Casino has probably had no better bill at any time during the season. Theatrical Notes. Kate Castleton comes to the Bijou next week with her new play "A Paper Doll." To-night "The Merchant of Venice" will be fciven at the Grand Opera House, Mr. Booth appearing as Shylock and Mr. Barrett as Bassanio. HE ASSUMES THE OFFICE. Jndgo IltctZEer, Whose Seat on tbe Lycom ing Bench is Contested, Takes tbo Onth. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Williamsport, January 7. Hon. John J. Metzger was officially sworn in as President Judge of the several courts of this county at noon to-day and at once assumed charge of tbe affairs of the offlce. Tho oaths were adminis tered by Prothonntary Guinter and Register Kins in the presence of several hundred citi zens. Judge Metzger's first official act was the issuing of an order of court, reappointing the clerk and stenographer. He also gave notice that ho would convene court next Thursday morning. At that Jime it is expected there will be a f nil attendance of tbe bar. There was no expression of opinion on the part of the contestants as to what tbe outcome would be. Prominent attorneys say, however, that tbe withholding of the Commission will not embarrass the new Judge, or in anyway de lay the administration of justice. Judge Cum min cleared up all old business before retiring. Different Effect of the Weather. From the New York Tribune. J There Is a freezing smile on the face of the managers of winter carnivals these mild days. And tbo man who likes a little cracked ice in his during the dog days is filled with gloomy forebodings. Ana aeaiers in furs have their own opinion about the weather. And coal dealers heave a (full-weight) sigh. But the majority, we fancy, take kindly to winter. DEATHS OP A DAY. open Charles E. Downing. " Special Telegram to the Dispatch, ALTOOXA, January 7. -Charles E. Downing, County lteglstcr and Kecorder, died at noon to day from a complication of diseases. He was elected in 1868 as a Republican, with Knight of Labor Indorsement. ITe was born April 17,1852, and organized the Altoona Assembly K. of L., which at one time had 7,000 members. Jnmes Devenny. Special Tclejrram to tbe Duratcn. SIcKekspobt, January 7. James Devenny, Sr father of James L. Devenny, proprietor of the Ketcs, died yesterday in the 70th year of his age. The deceased was an old resident. He sufiered from old age. Tho remains will be taken to Brownsville for interment at noon to-morrow. Hon. Jacob Burlry. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Tyeone, January 7. Hon. Jacob Burley, an old and respected citizen, died nt 4:15 this morning. Be was an ex-member of the Legislature, being a member of that body In 1SS8, "Tie was In his 7zd year. c- - - FASHION DIOTATOES. The Riao and Full of tbe Baltic From a European Point of View Tho People Who Set the Styles. The- announcement that tho "dress im prover" is being abandoned in New York will revlvo in minds which are prone to pessimism a fast-fading belief in tbe wisdom of woman kind. This desirable reform Is attributed to Mrs, Cleveland, whose good taste in matters of dress has made Itself felt dnring tbe period she has presided over the White House in Wash ington. Among other reprehensible eccen tricities in costume, she expressed disapproba tion of the excrescence mentioned, with the. result that the American ladies have almost ceased to wear it. Unfortunately, Europe takes its cue in such questions, not from New York, but from Paris, so that it may be some timo yet before a similar glimpse of common sense reaches this side of the Atlantic The influence exercised by the President's wife on this occasion may be regarded as almost tbe first Instance In which the belle Amerlcalne has been persuaded to accept a native model for her imitation. Paris has hitherto been the despot which ordered what the New World should wear, and tho decrees of French milliners have been the only ones religiously obeyed. This may possibly have been dne to tbo fact that until lately the Executive Mansion had never bad for its head a lady wbo was young enough to care much for such fancies as tbe cut of a gown or the trimmin; of a bonnet. Tbe spouses of tho different Presi dents were, for the most part, middle-aged or elderly matrons, wbo never aimed at setting the fashion. Hence, the cltoycnnes of tho Great Republic imported their costumes from Paris. This especially was tho case during the period of the Second Empire. In those days the Empress Eugenie was oy universal consent admitted to bo the leader of ton. Her taste. or the taste of her costumers. was law. and what she wore, all tbe world aimed at wearing also. However, since 1870 there has been no recog nized dictator of tbe same authority. In the .European courts thero aro still many fair princesses and radiant queens. But none of them have aspired to fill tho placo which was allowed, without question, to the Consort of Napoleon in.; though, in their own immediate dominions, thoy have, doubtless, not been without some influence on the important ques tion of when a new bonnet should come in, or an old shape go out. A sort of chaos has reigned. Every milliner has been a law unto herself, and yet, somehow, without anybody knowing why, certain garments have sprung into existence, and run their course. Anions these the dross improver the "pull back" of the ribald American critic may be noted. In itself it is little better than a mobile modern ization of the antique "bustle" a localization in-a diminutive form of the old crinoline. which, again was only the still moro anclont "farthingale" writ small. But why anything so hideous was ever rescued from the limbo of dead and departed follies it Is hard to say. Still more interesting would it bo could the story of their intioduotlon be traced, and the secret power bv which they are forced on the daugh ters of Eve brought before the gaze of a world which knows nothing of its greatest men, and is sometimes not very grat&ful for information on the subject. There is, indeed, a vague belief that to a Leicestershire male-milliner of supreme abil ity, who for years has fixed pis studio in Paris, we are indebted for most of the fashions that come, have their day and go. This, we believe is a mistake. The famous Anglo-French dress makersimply designs tho costumes of his clients, after the prevailing modes without venturing on any such risky departure as tbe invention of a new one. Such an hcroio procedure is left tq other hands. A princess Jor a ducheiB, or anv actress may give currency to a certain cut of gown, or a certain shade of material, and there .are taiesoi impecunious memoers oi tne nam, noblesse acting in this way as the show blocks for enterprising Arms. But tbe dress, or the color, or tbe cloth mnst have been con ceived by someone. Great ladles, as a rule, seldom Invent their own dresses. Tbey wear simply what their milliner tells them Is do rigeur, and the smaller people are quite willing to accept the verdict without cavil. Time was, before court costume was so conventional as it now is, when on Drawing room days an apart ment was reserved at St. James' Palace, where the dressmakers might sit In order to obtain a glimpse of tbe ladles on their way to the Throne Room, and thus imbibe a little of that technical education in their profession about which we now hear so much. In these days we seem to Import most of our fashions ready made. Yet these do not all come from Paris, and since Berlin has de clined to recognize tbe supremacy of the French capital, London is as often as not the city which the Continent copies. We even dic tate to New York, though the name of the gen ius who first brings such absurdities as tbe dress improver into vorue is still an impene trable mystery. Some fashions can be traced. For instance, it is among tbe com monplaces of social history that tbe notorious Isabella of Bavaria intro-, ducea tbe custom of leaving- tho neck and shoulders bare, in order to display the whiteness of ber skin, and that patches wero first worn by a French lady in order to cover a wen on her neck. Full-bottomed wigs came in owing to the Dauphin wearing one for the pur pose of concealing the fact of ono of his shoul ders being higher than tbe other, jnst as Charles VII. ot France set all tho world in favor of long coats, when be found it convenient to hide his ill made legs, or as tho Duke of Anjou, to mask a deformity on one ot his toes, biought In tbe custom of having the shoes twice as long as the feet In like manner, the Archduchess Isabella of Austria, having vowed notto phange her linen until Ostend fell, caused the dingy fabric lonR known as L'Isabeau to be greatly affected by the loyal ladies of the Imperial Court. On tho other hand, yellow starch never' again held its own after Mrs. Turner, the poisoner, was executed in ruffs dressed with it, and black satin took years to recover its former cachet of respectability after Mrs. Manning elected to make her exit from the world in a gown of that material. Fashion takes such flights of eccentricity that, tbongh, of course, anyone may dress as ehe pleases, the centle sway of a dictator who'se example must be law often seem desira ble. Yet, when France and after France all Europe had a model for imitation, some of the worst of all costumes ran their course. In those days the crinoline was brought in and went out, and the hideous bonnets, pointed superiorly like a Norman window, rendered many a face as ugly as it is possible for any buman contrivance to make a jpretty one. Be fore the French Revolution, Versailles carried all before it. But even then we had some of those amazing costumes tbat made Mr. Pepys doubt whether the" figures he met walking in the ealiery at Whitehall were men or women. "which." remarkod the diarist, "was an odd sight, and a sight that did not please me." After the Revolution, when social anarchy, so far as fashion prevailed, was let loose, the costumes, though eccentric enough, were not much worse than those held sway previously. Good Queen Charlotte and ber daughters scarcely made a pretense of leading the gay world, and tbe French ladies wbo came over were, judging from the caricatures of Gillray, scarcely fitted for the position they assumed. Before the final catastrophe in France a rage for simplicity had set in. Even male dress partook of this, and when Benjamin Franklin was tho favorite of the French Court, stout shoes, collarless coats, and vtorsted stockings a la Franklin became fashionable. But, with the new regime, the classical craze camo in, and ladies appeared in Kensington gardens a 1'antiqup, with muslin dresses clinging to their forms like tbe folds of the drapery on a marble statue, though by-and-by tho unsightly fur belows and other additions not sanctioned by tbe archaeologist were added to this chaste female garb. Since then, it may be admitted, we have improved. As a rule, better taste has prevailed, especially in male dress, and though, now and then, the eagerness for chance has broughtaboutsomesufllriently absurd fashions, we were gradually drifting to the mean be tween severo utilitarianism and absoluto silli ness, when the dress improver set all awry. Bloomerism, about the only original fashion which America ever seriously attempted, though reasonable enongh, never took with tbe fair world anymore readily than the chiton and the divided skirt, Bober-mlnded people would be well content with something let's logical.and If only the reform which begins with the aboli tion of the steel cage tabooed by Mrs. Cleve land goes on, it is possible tbat tbe garb of wnmenklnd may in the end be ns sensible an that of men, the long hat, the tall collar and the pointed shoes notwithstanding. London Standard. ODE- MAIL i'OUCfl. The Jr. O. U. A. M. and tho Fine. To thn Editor of the Dispatch: How easy it is to be misunderstood. What strange prejudices and vagaries take possession of some minds. Since the published notice of my purpose to introduce in the Legislature a bill requiring all educational institutions, re ceivingaidfromthcState,to display tbenational flag during school sessions. -the measure has been frequently commended by personal words of approval. Upon all such occaslonslhave uni formly spoken in warm terms of appreciation of the patriotic work of the Jr. O. if. A. M. in furnishing flags for so many of our public schools, and certainly no one canhola the order in higher esteem or more heartily appreciate their loval devotion to the flar of thn iTnlnn than the writer. The object in introducing tho bill is to have tbe State do tbe work now done by this organi zation. It mnst be apparent that to secure regular and uniform display, State authority must be exercised. I seek such authority. If the State, by sovereign mandate, should place the flag on all of our school institutions and thus complete this work so loyally inangnrated by tbe named order, surely none will rejoice more than they. When the flac flies from every school bouse iu country and city there will re main plenty of other work to engage the heads and hands of the brotherhoodand all others vho seek the best interests of our common country and the highest good of mankind. . , John F. Dbato. Januaet 7, 18S0. AKAGMHOBHTPWr Presented to the Author of The Quick or tbe Dead by Her Husband. From the Philadelphia Press.. Mr. Chanler expected to spend Christmas in Paris, with his bride, but be ordered made for her in New York what is probably the most costly pen and inkstand in tbe world. The author of the "Quick or the Dead!" has always used a gold pen to write her copper-plate man uscripts with, and this has been held by a big, heavy penholder. The oqe ordered by Mr. Chanler is, therefore, not too heavy for her nse. though it is made 'of gold in the likeness of a quill, the pen not being Inserted, but forming the end of the gold quill, just as the ordinary one taken from the goose's wing does. Around the stem of the pen are etched deli cate wreaths of laurel, and the feather of the quill is an exquisite piece of goldsmith's work, each ray of the plume being separate and set with the tiniest diamonds. It is not a whit heavier than the thick old silver-handled pen with which "Herod and Mariamne" was writ ten, and with every movement flashes with the brilliancy and fire of the lady's own heroines. The inkstand has a big block for tbe base, covered with gold, and the initials "A R. C." forming "a monogram in diamonds on the front, surrounded by another laurel wreath. The inkwell itself is a small, old fashioned gold casket, lined with glass, which is carried by a pair of blind Cupids, whose bows and arrow shafts are, crnsted with little diamonds. PREACHERS ON A STRIKE. Ministers. Who Won't Pray for a Logls- lntnre Except for 35 n Pray. Special Telegram to tbe Dispatch. Indianapolis, January 7. There is grave danger that the Legislature which meets in this city on Thursday next will bo a prayerless body, unless it can import men from outside towns to do the praying for it It has been customary for the clergymen of Indianapolis to bo requested to officiate in turn as chap lains at the opening of the daily ses sion of the body, These requests have been considered as honors by the clergymen and bave been cheerfully responded to. At' their meeting this morning, however, the mat ter was discussed by tbe ministers, and while no formal action was taken, as such action upon a requet: that has not yet been made this year might place the ministers in an awkward light. It was tacitly agreed that unless the Legislature would agree to pay M a prayer the clergymen would refuse to officiate as usual. There were several little speeches on the subject, and it seemed to be agreed that if a prayer was not worth S5 it was not worth any thing. Br. McLcod said he had officiated sev eral times as Chaplain of the last Legislature, ana he would say that he had never seen a body of men wbo seemed to need praying for more. One time he was there they were trying to throw the presiding officer out of tho chair while he prayed, and he thought prayers under such circumstances dirt cheap at J3. There is a general understanding among tho ministers, it is said, that thore shall be no rate cutting. They thick the Legislature ought to settle the matter by appointing a Tegular chap lain. THE PARIS EXHIBITION It Will Cover an Enormous Area and Have a Charming- Donkey Service. from the New York Herald. The coming exhibition will cover a far greater area than that of 1878, inasmuch as it will embrace not only the Trocadero and tbe Champ de Mars, but the whole of tbe Es plande des Invalldes. There will be a pano rama near the iron tower showing Central and South America as they were when Cortes and Fizarro conquered them. There will be a nar row gauge exhibition railway with long trains of carriages resembling the open wains at Bonlogne-sur-Mer, and running from 9 A. H. tUl midnight every 10 minutes. It will have for Its termini the bridge of the Invalldes and the Eiffel tower. A charming service of bath chairs, drawn by Egyptian donkeys and led by fellahs, is being got up. The donkeys wUl be white and able to go at a lively pace, and their keepers, who will be dressed as if at Cairo, will run beside them. The tariff for these vehicles has not yet been settled-, but there will be for the railway and the moving bridge conveyance down the central gaUery an uniform rate of twopence halfpenny. MISS TVILLAED ON D0LI3. She Believes That Living; Are Better Than Imitation Pets. 'From the Boston Traveller. J What Miss Wlllard has really said of dolls is this: "I do believe that living aro better than imitation pets, because tbey call a child out into God's real world of wonder, cultivate tbat curiosity which is the beginning of knowledge, foster a fondness for tbat outdoor life which most conduces to vigorous physical develop ment, and warm into life every humane and kindly sentiment I do not believe that tho motherly instinct is dependent on the care of dolls, for I hold that it is always and every where the central motive power in every woman's heart. Let any mother who would have her daughters behave rationally abont their dress give them Froebel's Kindergarten gifts, and teach them to make all their plays a means of mental development and physical well-being." GLADSTONE'S TIEWS On tho Subject of the Movement for on Imperial Federation. Toronto, Jannary7. In replytoalettersent by the Secretary of the Toronto Branch of the Imperial Federation League to tbe Hon. William E. Gladstone, inquiringasto his views on the Imperial Federation movement, Mr. Gladstone writes: "In the prospective, the first place is held by the great and urgent Irish question, but I must assure you that I should view with tbe utmost satisfaction throughout the British Empire, tbat which in the case of Ireland it is my daily care and interest to obtain, a more thorough and substantial nnion of tbe different countries and peoples paying allegiance to Her Majesty." REVERIES OF A FLY PHILOSOPHER. THE CLOSE OF LEAP AB. I. ' Leap year Is dying, The maid is sighing. Her lack oi courage she now doth rue; Tbe chance is over To catch a lover TU1MDCCCXCII. n. She waited, waited, Procrastinated -A fatal error, sweet maid, was thlnei Leap year Is o'er, (tear. And at the door here Stands MDCCCLXXIXX. Hf. But don't despair, dear, Away throw care, dear, There's always hope this side of Styx. Walt another four, dear. Or even more, dear Till MDCCCXCVI. IV. In your dejection, Let this reflection Your bosom with consolation fill: borne who have mated Now wish they'd waited TUIMDCCCC; or later still! THE OLD AND THE NEW. ' 'TIs finished, said old Time. He folded up The record of the year. What's done Is done I What is recorded here remains unchanged Till all shall pass away, the earth and sun; Till then mnst this completed record lie Within the storehouse of eternity. The novelist may sketch a human life And, if it please him not can make a change, Correct his manuscript blot here and there And add improvements as suits lancy's range. A sinner, led through suffering to heaven, Or let a saint by sin to hell be driven. But here's a record that cannot be changed Who writes his history on the page of time, Be it as pure as angels' lives, or be ' The record of a dark career of crime. What's written must forerermore remain; Time's scioll, once sealed, Is opened not again. Thus he, soliloquizing, sealed the scroll. Wrote I8S3 In figures bold, And In bis bosom placed tbe roll, then he, With solemn mien, a stainless page unroUed A stainless page. As It unrolled and fell. Hero all will write, said be; may all write welll THE EAOLE'S FLIGHT. The eagle in circles aseendetb to heights That only the lark may explore, And cuts, as heriies Oh, strangest of lights 1 The air with a circular soar. " Boiton Courier. GOSSIP OF NEW YORK, The Oldest Hackman. IKIW TOBX BUMEATJ SFICIALS.l New York, January 7. Hempstead; Long Island, claims to have the oldest hackman in the United States. His name is Nathaniel Smith, and he has been the only regular hack man in Hempstead for SO years. He is just 100 years old to-day, and Hempstead is having a big time oyer it. Determined to Die. Joseph Jager, 42 years old, bad been ill and unhappy in his family for neany ten years. Early this morning he sat down fn a rocking chairandsliothimself dead with a rifle. He held the stock between his feet and-the muzzle in. his mouth. He sprang the trigger with a cane. The ball passed clean through tho top of his head, and struck in the ceiling. A Wolf In Sheep' Clothing". Frederick MUler, a gray-haired, g-ay-bearded professor of languages, has a wife and three children. He lectures frequently n religious subjects for the Y. M. C. A. her. He Is a member of the Baptist Church. He is In jali to-night became he wrote very bad letters to Rosa Merkle, a beautiful young girl of 17 years. Lillian Ruuell in Tralnljr. Lillian Russell pays littto enoutji attention to Mr, Duff's threats of the terrible taings he will do to her if she persists in singing for Mr. Aronson. She says it will take a bigger man than Mr. Duff to frighten her out of her rights. She goes daily to rehearsal at the Casino. She exercises for 15 minutes each morning with a rowing machine in her room, and is then spongeddown by her maid. Sho ia training thus to keep down her flesh. Used Ilor Bustle Strings for a Noose, Mrs. Fannie Fawsett, 21 years old, was locked up for drinking too much. She tried to hang herself with her bustle strings. She stuffed the bustle through the bars above a cross-piece six feet from the floor. Sho stood on a bench while she tied the strings tight around her neck. Then she jumped from the bench. A policeman cut her down. Not Fit to Care for Children. Madame DissDeBar cannot have her adopted daughter. She learned from a judgs of tho Supreme Court, to-day, that she was unfit to care for young Diss DeBars. The children will remain under the protection of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children. Madame Diss DeBar is tremendously Indignant over the whole affair, and is terribly down on the judge who told what a low opinion he had of her and General Dis3 DeBar" morals. Return of Two Wanderers. The French steamer LaNormandie. which arrived from Havre to-day, had on board Charles A. Dana,of the iSuiyind Ballard Smith, of tho World. Lewis the Light's Latest. Theltev.Dr, Crosby's commission , for the revision of tho excise laws received to-day this notice from "Lewis, the Light," the reiiirjous fanatlo who goes to church in baseball clothes. "Now, to Commissioner Stern: Laughed at by Crosby is not half so bad as to be laughed at by me, Prov. t, 25, 26. Send for me wten you want these pharasaical prohibitionists, etc, and doubly taken down a peg or two or the people's good. "Lewis is the Light, the Scourge of Uod." THIS lEAE'S APPR0PEIATI05S. Pittsburg Gets a Big Share to Complete Its Public Building. Washington, January 7. The Sundry Civil Appropriation bill was completed to-day by the House Committee on appropriations. It carries an aggregate appropriation of 422,85V 996, being S6,72L451 less than the regular and special estimates, and 83,769,008 less than the appropriation for tbe current fiscal ytar. A number of limitations upon expenditures are proposed in the bill. Following the paruirapbs making appropriations for public buildings are provisions forbidding the preparation or approval by tbe Secretary of tho Treasury of plans for pnblic buildings in advance of appropriations for the samo or the approval of any plan Involving a greater expenditure for a building than the sum specified in tje act making the appropriation. The United States is aleo to be freed from responsibility for the avlng of streets surrounding tbe public ulldings; commissions are not to be pjld on account of disbursements for such buildings, except for moneys actually bandied by disburs ing agents, and the Government is to be re lieved from legal expenses connected witti the procurement of titles to sites. Among tbe items of appropriation are the following: Congressional Library building. $500,000; Home for Volunteer Soldiers. .99o, 868; construction of public buildings, $1,747,001; surveys of public lands, 5205,000: public print ing, $2,218,000; quarantine service, S&,000. Appropriations are made for pnblic buildings: To complete buildings at Bay Citv, Mich., J100, 000; Denver. S100.000; Detroit, S15aor0; Du-.uth, iuiuu., sjo,uvu: .cvansYiue, AnaM siuu,uuu; Jack son, Mich., $60,000; Louisville, Ky., $131,000: Plttsburc. $250,000; Texarkana, Arkansas and Texas, $50,000; and Vicksbnrg, Miss., $50,000. A DEADLOCK IN BOSTON. Both Branches of tbe City Government Fall to Elect Officers. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Boston, January 7. There is tbe tightest kind of a deadlock in both branches of the Boston city government over the election ot presiding officers. Banker Hart who took the Mayor's chair to-day, finds his little family in a most decldedstate of rebellion. In the Board of Aldermen Messrs. Gore and Rogers, Republi cans, are each determined to be elected Chair man, and the supporters of each decline to yield. Thirty ballots were taken this after noon, the vote on the last ballot being a tie. The board adjourned until Wednesday after noon, when hostilities will be resumed. In the Common Conncil D. F. Barry, Demo crat is seeking re-election as president, and the Republicans have nominated H: G. Allen. Tbe Democrats have a majority of two In tho board, but five of their party voted for Mr. Allen on tbe informal ballot This raised a hubbub in the Democratic ranks, and the five members who ref used to be bound by the cau cus were denounced as traitors by tbe remain der. An adjournment was ' effected until Thursday night The Philosophy of Razzlc-Dnzzle. From the New York World.l When grown men and experienced merchants will Invest thousands of dollars in a so-called scientific sugar refiner upon no more satisfac tory warrant than afewhandfuls of saccharine crystals dropping from a mysterious chute, is it any wonder that the agile sawdust man de clines to bow to civilization and that the bunco-steerer roameth about by night and by day seeking to impart the razzle-dazzle unto the unsophisticated rurallst? A LITTLE DINiNEB. An embroidered square of linen should be placed under the center piece. Oystebs or clams may be served on a thick bed of water-cress, in their shells, with ac companying forks. Little dishes of small round radishes make pleasing bits of color. Dishes filled with salted almonds are de rigueur. With the salad, cheese straws should be served, tied in a bundle with a narrow ribbon; they may be on tfie table, if desired. Tiie ice balls are an addition to many salads and are made as follows: Take a piece of ice as large as a teacuppound fine, in an old towel, and press with the bands until perfectly round. An attractive "fish dish" consists of medium sized cucumbers, cat in half and carefully scraped out and stuffed with cold boiled salmon (fresh.or canned) mixed with mayonnaise, one half cucumber served to each person. Otsters may be broiled and served on an ordinary small skewer with little bows of rib bon tied to the "handle." Then five or six well-Drolled oysters Impaled on the split served on (or off) toast, and the plate is ready for the table. The ice cream may be served in paper cases covered with artificial flowers, or in individual bricks and shapes. The cakes, if small, fanci fully iced ones, may adorn the table in little dishes. In the finger bowls a piece of lemon, a pansy or a geranium leaf may float Table Talk. A PRETTY and delicious salad is as follows: Small tomatoes hollowed out and filled with dressed celery, mayonnaise poured over the top and a few capers added; the potatoes placed on a bed of lettuce, with some iee balls inter spersed. Chopped watercress makes a deli cious substitute for celery. . CUJHODS GWDENSATJ05S. . There are nine cables connecting Europe and America, which utilize 113,000 miles of cable. A gentleman bearing the appropriate name of Gum has opened a factory fortba manufacture of chewing tobacco at Frankfort. There is a boy in Iowa who has, lost both hands, both feet, both ears and most of his nose by frost bites, and as he has nothing else to lose he is having lots of fun out doors this winter. Tho nnmber of female doctors in the United States is about aCOO.and here and there is one who makes as good a living as a seamstress. It is hard work for them to gain public confidence. Out of 12 young ladies in Green Bay who met on tho 1st of January a year ago and vowed never to marry, nine were married in side of ten months and two of the others hava breach of promise suits. They trfed a new experiment at a church fn Rockland last Sunday, that of sending f our young ladies around with the contribution boxes. It is said not a youne man in the con gregation neglected to contnbute. Sometimes it happens tbat quite an en. tertainment Is arranged especially for a jury man's beneflt. Such an instance was seen in a Maine village the other day. It was in a horsa case, and the entire jury bad to go out and sea 'for themselves what kind of a record tbe ani mal conld make on the track. Maine is a bad State in which to com mit a crime. In most cases punishment is swift and snre, but it is claimed that tbe conviction and sentence of Sawyer and Campbell, at Au gusta, beau the record. In just one week after tbe crime was committed tbe prisoners were in jail, sentenced to prison for life. Jake Wilcox, of Portland, Mich., lost a $125 horse in a peculiar manner on Friday night last The horso was standing In a stall in the barn and ran his bead up into tbe shuts for some bay, and it is supposed that while in this position he became frightened at some thing and in jerking back bis head broke his neck, as he was found in this condition in the morning. A little boy in one of the Brooklyn (N. Y.) public schools, encouraged by his mother's assistance, bad worked for a month to get, tho honor medal, which was to ba awarded on Friday last The lad was an invet erate breaker of rules in the classroom, and he made a trreat effort to get perfect marks. At tbe last moment, however, he received one bad mark, and his rival took the prize. Reporting tbe fact to his mother, he said he did not care particularly for tho old medal,bnt it was the en tire waste of goodness he regretted. His mother has abandoned further ambition for him for the present During the performance of one of M. Delibes' operas at Naples a few days ago, a startling murder was accomplished, on the stage, and in the presence of a fashionable audience. Tbe scene represented a battle. The choristers, attired as soldiers, fired their rifles at each other. Suddenly one of the choristers fell dead. A ball had penetrated to his heart A panic ensued. The police dis covered that one of tho choristers' rifles had been loaded with a ball cartridge, and that tbe man who fired it bad threatened to kill tbe very man who had fallen dead. The assassin finally confessed the crime. Jealousy was the motive of. this extraordinary murder. A Lewiston, Me., police officer in pass ing a dark alleyway heard a strange noise. It was of a voice in tbe tones of supplication. The words were undlstinguishable. It was about 2 o'clock in the moraine, and the officer drew. his shooting Iron and his clnb and histened to the spot As he enared it, tbe tones grew louder. Someone was snouting in a loud voice, from tbe back end of a hone shed. The officer was not a little surprised to find the object of bis search in the person of a devout soldier of the Salvation Army, who was out in the cold and the darkness of the darkest hour making his petitions. The officer passed a good morning, and asked the soldier to lower his voice a few octaves. The soldier complied and the officer departed. Astudentatthelnstitute of Technology, Boston, was ill in his room on Tremont street; at least he thought ho was in his room, when suddenly awakened by a blo4r on the head; bat on looking about he found that he was in the hallway of a strange house. He heard voices in an adjoining room, and, rapping at the door, was admitted to tbe room of two fellow stu dents whom ha well knew. They hardly knew whether the visitor was their friend, whom they thought wag lyine: ill six houses down the block, or his ghost. He assured them tbat he was very much alive, but couldn't tell how be came there, and .they clothed him and took him to his room and began an investigation of the mystery. They found solution. In his sleep he had risen, opened a window, got out on the mansard roof, which was edged by a tin gutter and six stories from the sidewalk, made his way along tbe perilous path past the dormer windows of Ave houses, stopped at tbe sixth, climbed in, and awoke when he struck his bead against a door in tbe hall. The other day, one of the customers in a Lewiston, Me., drygoods store failed to get her purchases and she appeared at the store the next morning in a ferment "Here, Gny," said the proprietor, "take this lady's bundle right homo with her." The lady preceded the boy out of the store and walking along to the curbing stepped into the wagon .standing there. The boy took the blanket off the horse; un hitched him and jumped id. At tho watering troneh on one of the streets tbe horse seemed to want to drink, and the clerk, said: "Shall I give the horse a drinkT" "Yes." said the lady, "give the old horse a drink;" and the horse drank. Arriving at the lady's house, the clerk lookea for the stable, and said: "What shall 1 do with the horse? Shall 1 tie him up?" "Sure." was the reply. "I don't care wbat you do with him. He's not my horse. Ain't he yours?" To say tbat the boy was astounded is to tell only half the trutlr. He was frightened. Taking a philosophic view of it he reasoned tbat very likely tbe police were on his track. Instead of returnine by a direct road to the store he took a roundabout way. In the meantime the owner bad notified tbe police, and bad made a thorough search for the animal only to find it where he had left it MEANT TO BE FUNNY. Paterfamilias (after admonition in an other form to Hopeful) Take datl an' get to yo book. Fuss thing yo' know at de zamlnatlon yo woan know je'ABC from yo' alfy bet Harper' t Bazar. A Stranger's Mistake Distinguished Stranger (In the WestJ-Tbat Is a well-driUed squad of soldiers. American Oeneral Squad? Great Scott man! That's an army ! Sew Xork Weekly. A Celestial Example Biggs Hello, Boggs! What are you standing out here ln,the cold for? You seem to be fascinated by the full moon. Boggs Yes, I'm trying to find out how to act under slmUar circumstances. Burlington Free Prets. Photographer I proposed to Miss New- rich yesterday, whUe I was taking her picture. Intimate Friend -Were you successful? Photographer Yes, Indeed. I received an ex cellent negative. Intimate Friend You should get her to give yon another sitting. "Two negatives make an affirma tive." you know. America Sudden Loss of Faith Doctor Pill (at medical meeting) What's tbe matter wltn Dr. l'hyslc to-night? Reappears to be la a terribly bad humor-nothing but Impatience, Irascibility and slurs every time the wonderful progress of medical science Is mentioned. Doctor Powder He has bad rheumatism for six weeks, and all his brother physicians who were called In only made it worse. Sew Xork Weekly. The Man He Wanted Attorney for de fense to man drawn as Juror Permit me to ask you, Mr. Idunno, If you have conscientious scruples against capital punishment? Juror Hey? Attorney Are you opnosed, on principle, to the ' execution of condemned criminals? Juror Huh? Attorney (hastily) -We'll take this man. Your, . Honor. fjhieago Tribune. K "Jimplecute & Co. have failed," said tha " confidential clerk of Hardscrable Hardscrabble -to tbe senior partner. "Well, they don't owe us anything, do they?"1 V asked the senior partner. '- "No; as nearly as 1 can find out they have faUed at their own expense." "Bah!'" said the senior partner, in disgust,,, "that Is not a failure at all. That Is the work of dunderheads, sir. Do not degrade tbe wordij. failure bv anDlrlng It to a mere unbuslness-UkeT ' smashup. lam surprised at you, Mr. Longme- ter." I hlcago Setct. . AHISTOCBACT. The bootblack with a wooden chair Thinks he's fortune's favored son; He views with supercilious air His fellow-craftsman who has none. He really dors not care to know him. And thinks the lad is quite below hira. The man. who slaughters pigs and steers Would not demean himself to stop And talk, as with his wealthy peers. , "WJ"1 aim wbo keeps a butcher shon. . . ,:".rr- "."-;.!" ar. . io tcu hit or siAugaiex manyr r H -1 V 4 f. i -1 HHHHHsWkiHslissHkkiH