4 THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH," SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, 1889. - ' ??' fc H $$k m m ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY S, 1816. VoL A "o. 333. Entered llttsburg 1'ost cBce, November M, 1SS7, as ioond-ciass matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. This paper having more lhan Double the circulation of any other In the State outside cl Philadelphia, Its advantages as an adver tising medium will be apparent TEltMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTACE rare IX THE cmiid states. Dailt OisrjLTCH, One Year. f 8 00 Daily Dispatch, rcr Quarter soa UAILT DisrATCB, One Month J" Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, one rear 10 00 Dailt Disi-atcii, Including Sunday, per quarter 250 Dailt Disfatch, Including Sunday, ona month. 90 ECXDAY DlsrATCH, one year - ISO Weekly Dispatch, one year 1 3 ain Daily Disfatcu Is dellTtred by carriers at '.'cents per weet, or including thesnndayedltlon, at SO cents per week. PITTSBURG. SATURDAY. JAN. 5, 1SS9. MB. E0BIKS0ITS POINTS. Mr. Robinson, in an interview elsewhere, makes clear his position on the subject of that smothered revenue bill. He does not charge personal responsibility on the Gov ernor, but he does make a very distinct statement of his reasons for believing that the "quiet investigation" to which the Governor alludes in his message did not give an accurate statement of the facts. Mr. Robinson's points are, in brief: (1) An affidavit that the bill was taken from the House to the Senate for signature there before going to the Executive Department; (2) that it was in the hands of the latter department two days before the Legislature adjourned; and (3) that the lack of a proc lamation calling an extra session to repass the bill in a single day, unite in pointing to a different theory than the one advanced in the Governor's message. The assertions of the outspoken ex-member certainly appear to leave the Governor's entourage in a position where it devolves on them to do or say something. A SOURCE OF DANGER. The authorities at City Hall, including Ihe Special Council Committee, are still drifting into contention over the erection of wooden buildings within what are known as the fire limits. Nothing better can be looked for until an absolute rule is set up and then respected. To permit one man and to refuse another is an exercise of dis cretion for which there is no call, and looks very much like putting a premium on favor itism or official neglect. Too much is at stake to allow of any more frame buildings in the older part of the city. Those which are there now should be removed. It should not require a conflagration starting with such material to make this clear to Councils and to the authorities. AN EVIDENCE OF PROSPERITY. The statement that the Pittsburg and "Western is doubling its track to Callery Junction, and will probably give the She nango and Allegheny a connection that will open a new route from Pittsburg to Erie, in dicates a gratifying progress for the young est ot Pittsburg's railroads. This enterprise was heavily handicapped at the start by the prevailing corporate vice of over-capitalization; but it now is overcoming that difficulty and has built up a traffic that places it on a sound basis. In this connection, it is pertinent to point out that the remark attributed to one of the officials of the corporation, that it would not give the Shenango and Alleghenyan en trance to Pittsburg, "without an agreement that there will be no competition on the ore traffic," is not based on sound business principles. The Pittsburg andWestern has two or three strong competitors in the ore traffic already; and the admission of an other, with a royalty that will yield material contribution to the fixed charges of the Pittsburg corporation, will be as much of an advantage to it as to the public. HARDLY A VALID EXCUSE. There seems to be a slight lack of sin cerity in the reported position of the coke operators, that they cannot have a confer ence with the coke workers "because there is no syndicate." There is no syndicate in the iron business, nor has there been until recently at least in the coal business; but that has never prevented the employers from meeting the men to discuss the wage question. In view of the intimations that coke is selling above the open rate, it would seem no more than justice to the miners to give their claim a fair hearing at least. The coke workers can hardly be blamed if they refuse to be put oft" with a plea of that sort; and inasmuch as they can very easily get along without a conference, by present ing the scale to the operators separately, it is cot likely that they will accept it. The conciliatory course of discussing the matter fairly and irankly with the men will be found the most profitable in the long run. SENSATIONAL JOUBNALISH. Newspaper enterprise in Chicago is al ways presenting novel departures, but it is nevertheless astonishing to learn that a re porter there has killed himself because his courtship of a Cincinnati girl had been un successful. Such self-sacrifice in the manu facture ol sensational news is almost un heard of even in Chicago. It is not desira ble that other reporters in that city, cha grined as they may be at their comrade's undeniable "scoop," Ehould follow his ex ample. Much safer and more comfortable is the method of Henry Andrea, an advertising agent of a Brooklyn newspaper, who has achieved notoriety by stealing $10,000 of his employers money. This journalistic episode, however, cannot be considered complete until Mr. Andrea has been endued with a striped suit at Sing Sing. AN APPEAL TO CHICAGO. The hostilities have broken out again with renewed vigor between the cities of Chicago and St Louis. It is not probable that Thomas W. Tines, after embezzling a large Bum of money in Chicago, cared very much whither he went in the Saratoga trunk wherein he stowed himself away. But Chicagoans are evidently disposed to judge him harshly because the trunk was directed to St. Louis. An embezzler of money may have some excuse for his delin quency, but in the eyes of a loyal Chicagoan nothing can palliate the offense of prefer ring St. Louis to the Windy City. The feeling in St. Louis is much the same. "When a St. Louis man tells you that a certain man has gone to Chicago, it is customary to inquire whether the man is alive or dead, for Chicago is a pet synonym in St Louis for a hot region which is said to be paved with good intentions. It is somewhat singular, therefore, that the ad venturer who passed through the hands of the baggage-smashers in a trunk and sur- vived should have been arrested by the St Louis police and returned by them to Chi cago. Perhaps it should be hailed as a laudable triumph of virtue over the local prejudices of the St. Louis police force. But we trust that the lesson of St. Lotus' magnanimity will not be thrown away upon Chicago. Let Vines be punished for em bezzlement alone, and not for preferring St. Louis to Chicago, also. IT WILL HAVE NO OPTION. The threat which has been attributed to some of the officials of the Western Union Telegraph Company, that if the State's suit for forfeiture on account of the telegraph consolidation is pushed, that corporation will withdraw from the State and leave us without telegraphic facilities, calls for pointing out two facts. The first point is that the Western Union corporation will not have any option about leaving the State. If the Constitution and laws aro enforced, it will have to go, be cause it will have forfeited all its property and franchises in the State. But it is very certain that it will not go until the suits are finally decided against it, for the very rea son that to do so would cause the very re sult it is striving to avert. In other words it would thus surrender the franchises which the Attorney General's suit is proposing to forfeit The other point is that when the Western Union does leave the State because it has to the State will possess a very complete telegraphic plant of its own. It can lease or sell these lines to State telegraph com panies; and it can provide that these lines shall exchange business with all competing companies outside the State. This will furnish a permanent corner-stone for com petition; and as Pennsylvania furnishes some millions of telegraphic business annually, it is perfectly 6afe to calculate that the Western Union will be glad to make an equitable arrangement for its share of the business, when it finds that it cannot get the business any other way. The only danger in connection with this matter is that the corporation will prove powerful enough to get the proceedings smothered in court, or the forfeiture waived by the Legislature. If the representatives of the people do their duty, and the law is enforced, the Western Union will have to submit with as good grace as it can com mand. THE OTHER SIDE OF IT. Yesterday The Dispatch drew attention to the lamentations of the Railway Age over the bankruptcies and failures of railroads. Before the subject passes out of notice it cannot but be well to consider the effects of stock-watering and of fictitious indebted ness on the future of the roads. We hear a great clamor made from time to time, that the public sentiment is adverse to corpora tions; that the public are not paying enough; that property shonld pay dividends and so on. No w let us see what is to be said for the public. In the first place it is a huge fallacy to assume that all the roads which either fail of dividends or even default on interest charges are therefore not paying properties. Many such would pay handsomely on the actual cash put into their construction. Whether they are able to pay also upon the wind and water in their capitalization is quite another matter. That depends very much on the moderation of the promoters or their rapacity, whether they are content with moderate inflation or put the utmost tension on the bubble. To illustrate: it was estimated that 12,000,000 possibly, but at the utmost 515,000,000, would have con structed and equipped the South Penn road. Yet the first move of the Yanderbilts wns to put 520,000.000 of bonds and $20,000,000 of stock-making a total of 540,000,000, on which the public would be expected to pay interest and dividends. The road might pay good returns on 520,000,000, that is to say, on the full cost of construction, yet if it did not also pay on the 520,000,000 of water the same talk of "non-remunerative railroads" would quickly he heard. Of course the rates would, if possible, be as quickly adjusted to cover the deficiency. As for the most part railroad charges are arranged equally with reference to paying on the water where it exists as well as on the actual cash invested, it is hardly to be expected that the public, who defray them, look on the policy with favor. We have called attention only to the one item of stock-watering, which seems to be almost the rule rather than the exception with corporations now adays. It is not necessary to dwell upon other factors that produce seeming failures in railroad property. The system of rebates, discriminations, special contracts with en terprises in which officers of the roads are interested, and the methods of inner con struction companies have in some cases not a little to do with the results that are viewed with such gloom when they take the shape of failure of dividends or default upon in terest. It is of very high importance to the pub lic and to the railroads themselves to con sider causes in these matters. It certainly would be absolutely needful to know how much actnal cash has been put in any road before concluding that the enterprise of building it was misjudged or a failure. The volume of "shares" and "securities" put on the market in its name is too frequently a most misleading criterion. SOME CONTRASTS. The condition of affairs with regard to the live question of overhead and underground electric wires presents some remarkable phases, just at present Most of them come from New York, where the attempt to get the wires underground has been supposed to be going on for two years. This work was put into the hands of a commission. It may be remembered that The Dispatch then remarked that the fashionable practice of putting such matters in charge of a commission was a very good illustration of the method how not to do it. The announcement is made now that after the commission has been working with the subject for two years, New York has more overhead wires than ever before. Some of the commissioners have tried to get the wires underground, and one at least Mayor Hewitt, for instance has tried to obstruct the work, with the result that while some thing has been done to the extent of remov ing nearly 1,000 miles of overhead wire, the increase has been greater than the amount removed. A comforting contrast to this record is afforded by the very salient decision in which Judge Lawrence, of the New York Supreme Court, refused an injunction applied for by an electric light company that was seeking to obstruct the work of putting its wires underground; and asserted the change to be "a great public work, the speedy conclusion oi which is desirable for the safety and convenience ot the people." There is also a contrast between the fact that the New York courts and some of the public officials are upholding the under ground movement, and the fact that in Pittsburg where the first underground wires were laid on a large scale, the public authorities seem to have concluded that it will be just as well to let the city be cov ered by the overhead electric light wires. It is better to try, even though not very successfully, to remove a nuisance and a danger than to appear to encourage the design of enhancing it. Judge Stowe's opinion of the criminal code is not so flattering as that of Governor Beaver. In this matter judicial experience, acquired on the bench, is of more weight than the compliments of the season conveyed through the Executive message. There is a report in the West that Will iam Walter Phelps contemplates a Btill hunt for the New Jersey Senatorship, which the Chicago Times says is absurd because "Phelps never does anything without a bang." There are other cogent reasons for disbelieving the report, namely that the New Jersey Legislature is Democratic,' and that Governor Leon Abbett has been gun ning for that Senatorship and is now be lieved to have it in his game-bag. The Prime Minister of Austria guaran tees the peace of Europe for a year; but as no furloughs are being given to German and French soldiers, there is evidently a feeling that in order to maintain the peace it may be necessary to fight for it The statement that the Wholesale Gro cers' National Association wants to "pre vent the sale of sugar below the cost," is calculated to provoke the retort that the in stinct of business self-preservation will do that without any agreement. We never came across any wholesale grocer who- con tinued steadily in business for the fun of the thing. It is the sale of sugars consid erably above cost that the grocers' combina tions are after. The course of the Mugwump-Democratic Boston Herald in booming Senator Allison for President in 1892 looks like an attempt to rival'the New York -Sun's record in kill ing off promising Presidental candidacies by premature exposure. The position of things in New York is illustrated by the fact that Alderman Dowling. who was at the head of an attack in the Board oi Aldermen upon corporations that refused to put up the boodle, is leading candidate for Deputy Commissioner of Pub lic Works. The necessity of putting an ac tive striker where he can do the most good for himself and his coparceners, seems to be paramount in New York. Goveenoe Hiil's view with regard to the purity'oi elections is a good deal like the old citizen's attitude toward prohibi tion. He's in favor of ballot reform in the abstract; but is against any law that will enforce it. That electric sugar refining process ap pears to have been nearly as big a steal from the capitalists as the Sugar Trust is from the public. The first beat the investors out of a million dollars and the second beats the consumers out of about twenty millions an nually. But the poor capitalists cannot stand that sort of thing as quietly as the public has to. There is reason for fear that this mild winter will destroy the Delaware peach crop. The crop fabricator has not yet been heard from; but it will soon be time for him to make his appearance. Nineteen students are reported to be engaged at "studying journalism" in Cor nell College. Having pursued that course to the attainment of high views with regard to tariff editorials and international corres pondence, we hope that some of them will be found capable of a start in learning newspaper work by taking the police station route. Sesatok Riddlebep.gek has not raised any row in the Senate lor two weeks. This happy season of order and quiet may be accounted for by the fact that the Senate was not in session. After all that has been said and dope on the subject of building insdection it is hardly more than reasonable to insist that building inspectors shonld know where the fire limits are. Let us hope that the warm discussion of the question will be provoca tive of general knowledge in official circles. The energy with which the Salisbury Government is sending the Irish members oi Parliament to jail shows an earnest inten tion to lose no chances to keep the Tory ma jority intact. It is stated that Jay Gould's children each received a Christmas present of ?100,000 worth of railroad bonds. Mr. Gould Was too wise, it will be perceived, to dampen the holiday festivities by deluging his family with any such watery present as $100,000 each in the shares of his corporations. PERSONAL FACTS AND FANCIES. A fund is being raised at New Orleans for the family of James Givens, the hero of the re cent steamboat tire. The Sultan never uses a plate, but takes his food usually with a spoon or his fingers di rectly from the little kettles in which it is cooked. The Garfield Monument at Cleveland will not be dedicated before Decoration Day. It is said that an admission fee will be charged, per manently, to all visitors. Prof. E. A. Park, of Andover, who led the action against Prof. Smyth for heresy, is now an old man, with a smooth face and long gray hair. In cold weather he wears a heavy shawl abont his shoulders over his overcoat. Despite the reports to the contrary, Secre tary Bayard is a comparatively rich man. He is worth more than $300,000. He inherited from bis father, the lato Senator Bayard, $50,000. From his wife ho acquired three times that amount By judicious investments in Balti more real estate he has added, at the very least, 8100,000 to all this, and is now in receipt of a handsome and assured income. He has fully determined to Indulge in rest and recrea tion for the remainder of his life. The Princess Mathilde, who has gathered around her all the Bonapartist and literary notabilities of Paris at her Sunday evening re ceptions for many years past, is debarred by failing health from resuming them on their wonted brilliant footing this winter. She will open her salons as usual; but her invitations will be limited to old and intimate friends, be longing for the roost part to the world of art and letters. The doctors disapprove of her stirring out of doors in the evening, but she means to make an exception in favor of M. Edmond de Goncourt, who is a particularly valued friend. The Pope has received nearly BOO reqnests from French ecclesiastics for one of the jubilee offerings which he announced his intention of giving away. In most cases the choice of the article was left to himself; the object of the applicants being merely to secure a memento of the j ubilee, however trifling. The Pope will probably present the costly ivory tabernacle sent him bv the American Catholics to the Church of Our Lady at Lourdes. Over a thou sand demands came from Germany, mostly from the priests of the poorer parishes, and' nearly all asking for one or another of the ob jects used In Catholic worship. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Though the Bine BIrdi Are Singing We'd Better Keep an Eye Open for Blizzards. When the sun shines as it did yesterday it is hardly to be wondered at that the small winter remnant of birds come out from the sheltered spots In the valleys and sing and fly from branch to branch as if springtime had Indeed arrived. The sparrows hardly need the provo cation of bright sunlight and balmy air to col lect In chattering groups about the lawns and garden paths. In the course of a very brief ramble over country roads yesterday, I saw no less than three blue birds and one robin, besides any quantity of damty little snow birds. There are always a low blue birds who linger in this latitude after the main body of their mates have flown South, but three in a flock, so to speak, are an uncommon sight In the first week of January in Allegheny county. V Weather prophets are never hard to find, but I found one yesterday in a place where I would never have expected one to be. It was in a dark and dingy city office, Into which the sunlight literally never comes, and where the air Is more like the breath of the opposite place to heaven. He is a man of no little consequence; keeps tho books of a great firm, and is a confidential adviser, I guess, in a good many matters to his employers as well Though I never heard the exact figures he has probably been sitting on tho same chair, at the same desk, in that black and stuffy office for 20 years. Yet he Is a weather prophet Ho conducts, simply for his own guidance, he says, a signal service of his own. Makes his observations coming to the office in the morn ing, adds to them others casually made at noon and winds up the collection of pointers for the day when he goes to his East End home at night It is his single hobby; I was going to say dissipation. What his system is he won't say. He will gladly share with you tho result of his observa tions. Unasked he warns junior clerks to take their umbrellas with them as they start on a round of collections or business errands somo afternoon. Or he gratifies tho office boy with tho remark, "Tommy, there'll be skating for you to-morrow." Even the great personages whose collective name is "the firm" condescend to ask the old bookkeeper what sort of weather the night is likely to bring forth, and he tells them gladly and sincerely what his observa tions have led him to expect. But how he knows, or by what instinct or science he is guided ho won't say and none of his friends or companions can say. When you ask him he morely laughs and may be says, 'Guess it'sm my bones!" And nine times, or to be conservative, eight times out of ten this eccentric weather prophet hits the mark with his predictions. V Yesterday I encountered him at lunch, and not thinking of him in his character of weather expert, remarked upon the glorious but unsea sonable weather. "Yes, the day Is worthy of late March or early April," he replied, and then, shaking his fork laden with mashed potato impressively at me, continued, "but you'd better keep your eye open for blizzards next week. There will be a tremendous drop in the mercury before Mon day next, and I look for snow, and plenty of it, before Thursday. It will be the first touch of real winter precisely how sharp or how long the cold spell will be I can't say, but I know it will be here before I've eaten three more din ners." Now, as to this rather disagreeable predic tion, I can only say that the man who uttered it possesses the reputation I have described. We shall have to wait and seo. The Signal Service authorities may have to acknowledge the existence of a most formidable rival In my old friend. AN IMPORTANT DECISION. Notices on Telesrnpli Mcisngo Forms Are Not Binding on the Sender. Chicago. January i. Judge Baker to-day delivered a decision which is of interest to tele graph'companies and their patrons. Tho de cision was in a motion for a new trial by the Postal Telegraph and Cable Company in a suit brought against them some time ago by C. L. Lathrop & Co. The latter sent some dispatches to their correspondents in New York in regard to the purchase of a large quantity of coffee. The telegraph company, it was claimed, made some mistake in the transmission' of the dis patches, through which Lathrop & Co. lost J8.000. They began suit against the company and re covered a verdict for $6,930, and the telegraph company thereupon entered a motion for a new trial. They set up that their printed message forms contained a notice of exemption from liability, and that on that ground alone a suit against them did not lie. and the verdict, there fore, was improper. It was further urged by them that tho transactions of the coffee mer chants were in the nature of gambling transac tions, and hence damages were not recoverable. Judge Baker overruled these points and re fused to grant a new trial. The Court held that a telegraph company was obliged to use ordinary care in the transmission of telegrams, notwithstanding what mav have been printed on their message forms. With regard to the charge of gambling, the Court held that such transactions were not necessarily illegal. If actual purchases were made, under which the buyers were bound to take and the sellers to deliver coffee in a specified time and for a specified price, the mere fact that the purchase may have been made with tbe intention of re selling did not necessarily make the pnrchaso illegal under the gambling act The motion was denied and a judgment given for amount of verdict An appeal was taken to the Appellate Court by the Postal Telegraph Company. PICKED UP AT SEA. Perilous Adventure of the Crew of a Schooner Laden With Lumber. Special Telegram to the DIsDatch. New York, January i-The bark Belle Wooster, from Cork, arrived in port to-day, with the crew and captain of the wrecked schooner Kate Carnie. The Kate Carnie sailed from Brunswick, Canada, on November 3, with a cargo of white pine, for Rotterdam. Fivo weeks out she encountered a hurricane which lasted 30 hours. All tbe deck houses and railings were swept away. Eventually she became completely waterlogged. Her crew abandoned her. They were picked m, two days after they left their ship, by tho captain of tbe Belle AVooster. ENTIRELY TOO PREVIOUS. Boston Tulips Growing Too Fast for This Time of the Year. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Boston. January l A queer result of the warm weather is that hundreds of tulips In flower gardens throughout Maiden, which were to bud in the spnng, are now budding through their straw coverings, and in one garden on Pleasant street the tulips aud hyacinths aro four inches above the ground and'blossomine. It is thought by florists throughout the city that if cold weather duej come it will destroy the entire gardens of tulips and other early spring flowers. Imprisoned for Their Opinions. From the New York Trlbun. England opens the year with the unique ex periment of sending one member of Parlia ment to jail for what is practically a political offense, and indicting another for conspiracy. There is no other country in Christendom where duly elected members of the National Legislature are prosecuted and imprisoned sys tematically for the sake of their opinions. It is a unique experience because the English Government alone employs this method of har assing political opponents, but it is not by any means a novel one for the present Tory Ad ministration. Irish members were under arrest and in Jail, sometimes as many as a dozen at a time, from tbe beginning to tbe end of the year of grace, 1688. An Execution In Germany. From the New York 'World. Emperor William does not make any pre tense of sharing the repugnance displayed by his father and grandfather to signing a death warrant against a murderer. Ten days ago a man was executed at Madgeburg by means of tho ax, for the murder of his betrothed. Think of nineteenth century civilization maintaining a brutal headsman with an ax! Oar ministers to England. from the New York Sun.1 Perhaps there is more truth than was in tended to be conveyed In the friendly and jocu lar remark of the Liondon Telegraph concern ing our recent Ministers to the Court of St James: "We have always contrived to make them more English than they were before they came to England." Suppose the country tries for once an Ameri can whose Americanism is warranted to wash. WAR AGAINST MAH0NEI8M. Other Republicans In Virginia Intend to Have Something to Say. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Washington, January i. When Senator Quay and ex-Senator Mahone, of Virginia, were frequently closeted together m the weeks following tbe election, it was surmised by many that the Pennsylvania Senator bad espoused the cause of the little Virginian and would recognize blm as the rightful boss of the Re publican party of tbe State. But Mahone seems to have dropped out Tbcre is no more heard of him, the conferences have ceased, and on the other hand, steps are being taken in a vigorous manner to overthrow Mahono rule in the State, finally and for all time. A meeting of the antt-Mahone State Committee was held last night at Petersburg, under a call from Chairman D. F. Houston, during which the latter made a vigorous attack on Mahone and the committee decided to issue an address to the Republicans of the State to protest against the autocracy of the ex-Senator. One of tbe peculiar features of this newly inaugurated onslaught on Mahone is that Houston is known to be much more intimate than Mahone is with Senator Quay, and it is not supposed by his friends that he would take such a step at this time without consulting with Quay. Houston is a Pennsylvanlan, a native of Chester county, but has been In poll tics in many parts of the State. Years ago he would go Into a county where he was a perfect stranger, and in a few months would be hand-in-glove with the leading politicians of the county, and engage boldly in the rearrange ment of slates which would give him a good grip on affairs. Eai larlyin the seventies he was prominent In politics of Mercer county. He became such a poworin State politics that he was given a good Government position in Philadelphia, and played a notable hand in tho local affairs of that city. Then he went into business In Vir ginia, and within the last two years has become one of the'most formidable opponents of Ma hone rule in the OldDominion.alongwith John S. Wise, General Brady and others. Uno of his alms in the present movement is to destroy the last vestige of any chance that Mahono might have for a place in the Cabinet of President Harrison, though Houston would never for a moment admit that any such chance existed. It is Delieved from recent developments that the weight of the friends of the new adminis tration will be thrown in exactly tbe other di rection from Mahone, and that powerful in fluences will be at the back of Houston and his friends, with the purpose of breaking clown the rule of Mahono, which has been for years probably tbe greatest obstacle in tbe way of a Republican victory in tbe State. Those who have a near view of the Inner working of affairs in the Republican party regard this freshly in augurated movement against Mahone as de cidedly significant of something more than a fight to be confined within the limits of the State of Virginia. THE SECRET OUT. Origin of tho Mysterious Quay Telegram About Fornker'a Chances. From tbe Fargo Sun. The Sun hasno desire to embarrass President elect Harrison in his administration as Chief executive of the United States, and for this rea son it'deems it proper to state tho facts in re lation to an alleged dispatch from In dianapolis, which has been going tbe rounds of tho newspapers throughout the United States, and which has been extensively commented upon editorially. The dispatch, so called, was a short note, received by mall, by a party in Fargo, and made Its first appearance in tho Sun, and was given it in strict confidence, and for that reason the name of both the recipient and sender were with held, and the Sun has positive evidence that no other copy has ever been made public. The note, as published December 22, is as follows: iNDiAXArous, December 18. My Old Friend : I leave here to-night for Washington, and am in a rush. You can, however, pin your everlast ing faith on the appointment for Fargo, as It Is already settled. Foraker li sure for the Cabinet Yours, . This note was copied by the Fargo corre spondent of the St. Paul and Minneapolis pa pers as a telegram to Dr. Shurlock and signed Quay. From that it was copied by Eastern pa pers and signed M. S. Quay, to Dr. Shurlock, of this city, who was Quay's family physician and personal friend in former days. This bogus telegram, as published by Eastern papers, has been made tbe text for red-hot editorials de nouncing Harrison as wanting in backbone, and as positive evidence that Quv and Blaine were to run tbe incoming administration. Now the Sun wishes to say right here that these papers are all away off in their reckon ing. The Fargo correspondents of the St. Paul and Minneapolis papers have proved them selves to be liars, and their papers bavo been grosslylmposed upon. In justlco to Dr. Shur lock, Senator Quay and President Harrison, these papers ought to acknowledge the corn, and take back what they have said. The note publisbed In the Sun was not from M. 8. Quay, neither was it received by Dr. Shurlock. How ever, the recipient thinks he has a dead sure thing on the Fargo Postoffico shortly after the 4th of March, and has promised to give the Sun a discount on postage -stamps when ap pointed, if it will not give him away. CONTEST FOR A JUDGESHIP. Candidates for the Ermine in Chester County Beloro tho Governor. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Harkisburo, January! Nearly every dis trict in Chester county was represented at the hearing to-day before Governor Beaver, in the interest of Thomas S. Butler, son of ex-State Treasurer Butler, one of tho candidates for Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of Ches ter county in place of Judge Futhey, deceased. Among those present was Senator Harlan, and remarks were made by E. D. Bingham, W. H. Windle, and H. C. Pennypacker, members of the bar; Doctors Snyder and Pnzer, and citi zens William Reynolds, Hope Hepburn and Levi Griffiths. The appointment of Mr. Butler was. asked because of his qualifications and great popularity. It was stated that he bad a practice of about 87,000 a year and represented some of the largest corporations in the State. As to the estimate which Ithe people fof his county placed on him reference was made to a petition which the delegation bad submitted to the Governor signed by 8,000 Republicans and a considerable number of Democrats. After Mr. Butler's delegation had retired about a dozen friends of John J. Pinkerton, another candidate for Judge Futhey's place, filed into tbe Governor's room to present tbe claims of their favorite. Attorneys John J. Green; Rev. James Criegn, and Abram Ash bridge, and citizens Norman Bernard, Nathan T. Hayes, and W. H. Rupert requested the se lection of Mr. Pinkerton. As Mr. Butler is the son-in-law of Congress man Darlington, whose candidacy has divided the Republicans of Chester county into two factions, it was stated as a reason why Mr. Pinkerton should be preferred to Mr. Butler that he would be acceptable to both Republi can elements. The Governor will probably fill the judicial vacancy next week. RELIGION AND GOOD GOVERNMENT. Tho President Tells Colored Catholics That They Go Hnnd-in.Hnnd. Washington, January 1 At the Colored Catholic Convention to-day 8. F. Hardy, a del egate from St Paul, read a paper on Catholici ty in the Northwest, and George R. Thomp son, a delegate from South America, spoke of the color line as drawn at home and abroad. Tho St Augustine Debating Association pre sented an address to tho convention, express ing deep interest in its ork and in tbe relig ious and educational advancement of the col ored race. Father Walsh, of this city, ad dressed the convention on the work of the con gress. He said he had learned more about the colored race during the last three days than he ever did in tbe 13 years he had labored for their benefit. He said that from this time on it would mare a new era in his life; that it would urge him on in his work and make him more progressive. The members of the convention called at the White House this afternoon. Mr. R. L. Buf flu, of Boston, made an address to the Presi dent in which be thanked him for his kind treatment of the colored people. The Presi dent replied that be was glad to meet the rep resentatives of the Colored Catholic Church, recognizing in them a powerful element in the progress and prosperity of the country. He said be was fully convinced that good religious interest in the welfare of tbe nation is a power ful auxiliary to a good administration and a good government. He then shook hands with each delegate. r& TURNED OUT OP THEIR SHOP. Two of the Contestants of Tllden' Will Unable to Pay Their Rent. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. New Yokk, January 1 Two nephews of tho late Samuel J. Tilden are said to have been dispossessed of their apothecary shop for non payment of $250 rent. They deny the truth of this rumor, and say that they have long con templated giving up tbe business. They fail to explain, however, why they do not pay the $250 which they owe their landlord. Their embarrassment is attributed to the fact that they lost greatprospects by their fail ure to break Samuel J. Gulden's will. FEES FOB COMMISSIONS. Philadelphia Judge Not Sare Titer Are State Officials Thoy Object to Paying 33 Each for Their Papers Custom and Pre cedent. fBPECIAL TltlOKAM TO TBI DISFATCH.l Hakkisburq, January i The alleged In dignation of tbe judges of the courts of Phila delphia, elected last November, because they were asked to pay 3 each for their commis sions, has occasioned surprise in tho office of tho Secretary of the Commonwealth, for the roason that judges in Philadelphia have been paying the amount indicated for their commis sions since 1851 without complaint and judges from other portions of the Commonwealth since 1883. Inl8S4Jndge Robert N.Wilson is on record as having paid $S for his commission, and' sub Bequently Judges Gordon, Reed, Bregy and other members of the bench of Philadelphia submitted to tbe imposition of tbe fee without apparent protest Thero is no record in the office to show that the commissions cost tbe judges anything before 1883, in which year, Mr. Hassler. the Commission Clerk, consulted the then Deputy Secretary of the Common wealth, John O. Shumaker, as to the propriety of requiring the judges to pay for them. The law was examined and interpreted to justify tbe demand subsequently made on the judges of the various districts in the State, as an act of 1830 imposes a State tax on commis sions ef health officers, lazaretto physician, port physician, superintendent of powder magazine, regulator of weights and measures, prothonotary, clerk of Oyer and Terminer, clerk of Quarter Sessions and Orphans' court, mayor's court, register of wills, recorder of deeds, interpreter of foreign languages, and sheriff of a county of $10 each. This act does not authorize a tax to be charged (or a judge's commission, but the act of 1371 provides that the Auditor General, Surveyor General and other State officers shall pay S5 for his com mission. If, as contended by the complaining judges, they aro not State officers, it is thought their case is covered by another provision, which re quires every city, county or district officer who receives emolnments and pays no tax on com missions to payfo as a fee for bis commission. Commissions are an important feature of the State Department and yield a handsome reve nue. The Secretary of the Commonwealth is not allowed anything for commissions of any kind, but receives 85 for every paper filed in the department, including articles of incor poration of all kinds except those of co-operative associations, statements of foreign corpo rations, election returns, increase and decreaso of stock or indebtedness, returns of Increase and decrease, certificates of organization after judicial sale, acceptance of constitution, etc Secretary Stone earned in personal fees in 23 months, beginning January 18, 1887, and ending December 19, 1888, about (10,500, which amount is in addition to his s'alary of nearly $5,000. There is only one office on the hill which pays as well as that of Secretary of State that of Attorney General, which. In addition to an ag gregate salary of $,000 a year, regularly pays $7,000 in commissions to the possessor. The Attorney General, under a law of 1870. receives a commission of 6 per cent on every claim col lected through the courts, and he invariably manages to win enough suits to reach the max imum allowed, with a small sum to spare, which belongs to the State. AGAINST THE CORPORATION. Dr. Prentice Recovers 910,000 Before Judge Gresham for False Arrest. Chicago, January 4. Dr. Chalmers M. C. Prentice, of Norwalk, O., recovered a verdict for 510,000 before Judge Gresham in the Federal Court to-day, against the Lake Shore and Michigan Southern Railroad Company. Dr. Prentice sued the company for alleged false arrest and imprisonment, October 12, 1888. The doctor, accompanied by his wife, boarded a train of the defendant at Norwalk to come to Chicago. He had bought several re turn excursion tickets from Chicago, for friends of his, and he was arrested on the train in tho presence of a number of acquaintances. At Chicago he was taken to Harrison street police station by a policeman, and when the desk sergeant asked what the charge was. Con ductor James Curran, at whose instance the arrest was made, replied: "Well, 1 don't know what charge. Make It disorderly, anyhow." Next morning the Justice 'discharged Prent tice, and he sued the railroad company for 850, 000. The evidence showed that Dr. Prentice was very roughly treated both by the conduc tor and a watchman for the road. After Prentice's arrest the conductor said to Mrs. Prentice: "Where Is your doctor-husband now?" Ho also refused to allow Prentice to help his wife remove her baggage from the train and she Was not permitted to talk to him at the station. Judge Gresham commented strongly on the outrage of the arrest and said Prentice had doue nothing illegal in buying excursion tickets. Tronble Over a Tutor at on End. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. New York, January 4. The trouble between tbe faculty and students of the University Medical College ended to-day. Dr. Woolsey, the bone of contention, read his lectnre to the students, undisturbed by jeers or whistling; The students who led the revolt against Dr. Woolsey's substitution for Dr. Weisse, as in structor, will be suspended or expelled. Dr. Woolsey Is a son of ex-President Woolsey, of Yale College. ETIQUETTE AT THE OPERA. Ladies in boxes must rememW that it is ill bred to whisper. It is not allowable to snore during the love passages in the opera. Do not ask yonr deaf friend how he enjoyed the pianissimo movement. It is permissible to talk across the house if you have a receipt for your box in your pocket When you throw bouquets at the prima donna be careful not to hit her in the eye with the stem. DO not occupy your box on nights when yonr creditors are likely to be there in.company with tbe Sheriff. Never attempt to applaud with a pair of shingles, nor to add to the general enthusiasm with a tin horn. Never perpetrate that old chestnut, which is the heaviest, a ponnd of feathers of a pound of German opera? Polite persons do not go to the opera in a horse car, nor do they enter the opera house until the first act is abont half over. When you go to hear Patti do not offer to sing "Home, Sweet Home" better than she can do it for 25. Yon might be taken up by a policeman. It is not proper to throw cherry pits at tbe tenor's mouth when he is chasing a high C around bis diaphragm. One might go in and ruin his voice. No gentleman will appear even at a perform ance of "Mephistopheles"in a campaign suit of red andblue oilcloth. Remember that f nil dress is a sine qua non at the opera. Do not insist on more than 11 encores In the first act or on less than three in the second. It is neither well to ruin the artists' voices nor to offend them by a failure to applaud. Never think of buying an orchestra chair at the opera for U when you can get a box for $1,600. This would look as if your income were small, and no man ever got on in society with a small income. If you occupy an orchestra chair do not pre sume to open your mouth or to intimate that you came there to hear the music The ushers would probably put you ont if you so far for got yourself. Relate all the fnnny anecdotes you know during the piano scenes and hum all the crescendo movements, taking care to keep two bars ahead of the orchestra and three bars ahead of tbe singers. No matter if occupants of boxes do chatter, you are not justified in throwing your rubbers at them. You must not forget that there are such things as chatter-boxes, and the noisy people may have one of them. None but ill-bred persons buy books of the opera. Even a book of the opera will fall to enable you to understand Wagner's music, and fashionable people have never yet been known to go to tbe opera for the pleasure to be got out of the libretto. Do not get so excited in a storm scene as to offer to lend tbe soprano your umbrella, or to advise the tenor to' put on a muffler lest he catch cold. Remember th&t nothing before you is real except, perhaps, the prima donna's paste jewels and one or two obnoxious hats. New York Evening Bun. NEW AND STRIKING FEATURES To be Offered Readers of The Dispatch To morrow A Charming Story. The Dispatch to-morrow will contain a number of striking and exclusive contributions from the pens of now and old authors and writers. The main feature of general interest will be the opening chapters of "The Colonel's Cards." the first of a series of strictly American novel ettes. This fascinating story deals with the characters met at the fashionable American summer resorts, and is full of dramatic spirit and action. It is from the pen of Mr. Frank lin File, a rising young American author whoso versatility has long been recognized, although much of his literary work has appeared over various nom de plumes. "The Colonel's Cards" will be followed by other novelettes by Joaquin Miller, Maurice Thompson, Dr. Edward kverett Hale, Will Carl ton and others. The fashionable dances of the Metropolitan masters are to be presented to the readers of The Dispatch in such manner as to be easily understood by all lovers of the light fantastic. The minuet, which will this season become tho popular dance in fashionable society; will be fully described in the opening paper of this series to be published to-morrow. It is hand somely illustrated, and wUl be followed in fu ture issues by others equally interesting. Dr. Hammond, the celebrated physician, also con tributes a paper on dancing, which scientifi caUy discusses the amusement from the stand point of health. Lovers of horses and horseback riding will be pleased to learn that The Dispatch has se cured a series of articles on equestrianism from Captain Charles Kino, U. S. a., tho popular novelist, and formerly instructor, of cavalry tactics and horsemanship at West Point Captain King, in to-morrow's DIS PATCH, discusses riding styles, English and American saddles, difference between riding on the plains and in cross-country English hunts, etc Other contributions on this fasci nating topic will be f nmished by Captain King in succeeding issues of The Dispatch. Clarke Russell, the famous writer of sea tales, will tell readers of To-Mobrow's Dis patch why he left the sea. The article con tains interesting incidents from his early life as a sailor, and is a rare literary treat for both young and old, particularly those who have read Mr. Russell's fascinating tales. Prof. Sbaler, of Harvard, will to-morrow give readers of The Dispatch an interesting re view of recent inventions and discoveries; Lil lian Spencer will tell all abont the London music halls; Frank Carpenter will write up the King of Korea; Bill Nye will tell howthe inter State commerce law works, and Blakely Hall will discuss the dramatic authors of the coun try. Shirley Dare, Bessie Bramble, Clare Belle and many others will also help to fill the broad pages with offerings of a high order that will cover timely topics and late gossip. A EAEE MUSICALS. Miss Agnes Togel Highly Honored Before Going Into Opera Society News. Wealth, beauty and talent crowded the par lors of the Misses Maloney at their residence on North Hiland avenue, East"End, last night, to hear the soiree musicale given in honor of the departure of Miss Agnes Vogel, of this city to St Louis, where she joins the American Opera Company. The houBe was a blaze of light from basement to attic, and profuse floral decorations graced every nook and corner of the spacious parlors. Tho guests, who represented the very best fami lies of the East End. Pittsburg aud Allegheny, were late in arriving at the house, hut when they got there they found a musical treat in store for them. The entertainment was, with out doubt, the finest of Its class that has ever been given in a private house in this city for years. By special request, Miss Vogel and her brother, who also goes with the opera company, sang their duet from "The Bohemian Girl," In which Miss Vogel will make her debnt This is the aria which so Impressed Mr. HInrlchs the manager of the company, that he hired her on the spot. At the conclusion of the duo the hostess pre sented Miss Vogel with a bunch of white roses in token of the wish that her f ntnre career may be strewn with flowers. M'lle Marie Rebough's solo. "Yon," was sung with pleasing effect and elicited hearty ap plause.' Mr. Curtis Buffum, the celebrated zither player, performed several of his delight ful solos. Miss Grace Miller sane with tbat clearness of vplce that has characterized her recent performances. Prof. Charles W. Fleming rendered a violin solo, which was followed' in pleasing contrast with Charles Corcoran's "Will o' the Wisp" and the "Nocturne." as rendered by Miss Rose Callery, could not be too highly praised, and the same mav be said of Miss Acnes Kcane's vocal solo "Waltz." The accompanist of the evening was Mark Porritt. Miss Keane has just returned from New York, where she was under the instruction of one of the best professors of music Mr. Charles Corcoran will leave In a few weeks for Paris, where he will enter the Conservatory of Music, to finish his studies. Among those present from a distance were Miss Hammer, from New York; May Watter son, of Columbus, sister ot Bishop Watterson, and Harry Dabbs, of Philadelphia. Mrs. Miller's Afternoon Reception. Mrs. Jacob H. Miller, of No. 75 Lincoln ave nue, Allegheny, gave one of her pleasant re ceptions yesterday afternoon from 3 to 6 o'clock. Mrs. Miller was assisted in receiving by Miss Miller, Miss Walker, the Misses Aiken and Misses Darlington. About 200 of her many friends were present and enjoyed the com panionship of the entertaining company which Mrs. Miller had drawn around her. The par lors were decorated with flowers and in other ways made attractive. An orchestra played lively selections. The refreshments were served in Hagan's best style. An Evening of Pleasure. Mrs. William Metcalf. of Fulton street, gave, a reception last evening in honor of her daughters, and was assisted in her duties as hostess by the daughters, Misses Agnes and Edith, and by Miss Bailey. The floors of the large parlors had been covered with crash, so tbat dancing became the favorite pastime. Toerge's Orchestra furnished the music. The floral decorations were very attractive, consisting of the choicest of conservatory blossoms and plants. About 150 guests were present The majority of them were young people. A Fnrewell Fnrty. Miss Cora Easton, of Fifth avenue, gave a party last evening in honor of Miss Bessie Tarr. About 60 young people were present Miss Easton was assisted in receiving by Miss Grace Williams and Miss Tarr, the guest of honor. Dancing was the favorite amusement Dinner was served at midnight by Hagan. Tho party was a special farewell to Miss Tarr, who will leave for school to-day. JACKSONVILLE ITSEU AGAIN. The Once-Popnlnr Winter Resort Opens Once More for Bnsinesj. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. New Yore, January A. Dr. Neal Mitchell, President of the Board of Health in Jackson ville, Fla., is In town. He has come north to recover his health, which was broken down during the recent epidemic of yellow fever. He said to-day: "Jacksonville to-dayis perfectlysafe for tour ists, there being not a trace of the infection left, In consequence of the disinfecting, which was as nerf ect as human power could make it The quarantine was only raised on December 15, but the influx of refugees has been so great since that tho city has now nearly its normal population." DEATHS OF A DAY. Rev. Sninmervllle. DAYTON, O., January t-The Rev. Bnmmer vlile, a prominent father In the Christian Cbnrcb, who has attained distinction as an author and the former editor of t Herald of Gotptl Liberty, men snuaemy at leuow springs aa morning. aged 70 years. He recently returned from atonr or Europe. B. Frank Gilmorc. Special Telegram to tbe Dispatch. CHAJrerESBiJBO,Jannary4.-B.lfrankGllmore, Esq., died here late last night He was prom inently ldentifled with the telegraph service during the war, and held commendations from ex-Governor Cnrtln and Alex. McClnre for bis work during the war. He was S years old. CUK100S CONDENSATIONS. . AH the prisoners in Pensacola, Fla., jail were set free on Christmas Eve. The number 3 was the perfect num ber of the Pythagoreans, who said it repre sented the beginning, middle and end. The total amount of quicksilver con sumed in the world averages 133,000"flasks, and California consumes more than half ot it The United States consumes 160,000,000 pairs of boots and shoes per annum; 100,000,000 of which aro furnished by the New England States. Among the Chinese heaven is odd,earth Is even, and the numbers 1, 3. &, 7. 0, belong to heaven, while the even digits are of the earth earthy. Every French bank has a photograph of every employe, and in the case of the more responsible ones they are under the surveil lance of private detectives most of the time. The following are the figures showing the size ot the European armies: Russia, 4, 000.000; Germany. 2.5C0.CC0; France, 2,130,000, with, perhaps. 1,000,000 more if needed; Austria, 1,077,000; Italy, 2,400.000; Turkey, 800,000. Morgan Wild, of Greenbrier cpunty. West Virginia, the other day shot a large buck deer of a species entirely unknown in that locality. The animal's horns were long, smoo:h and sharp, without prongs, and greatly resem bled the horns of a cow. The saddle, when dressed, weighed 90 ponnds. Sarcastic brakemen on the New York elevated roads have taken to calling out after the name of the street a warning to the women not to take the car along. This extreme meas ure has been rendered necessary, it is said, by the fact tbat women now and then try to carry out the iron nat racks ana tne cushions. A young woman in Bridgeport, Conn., recently complained to tbe police that she was being systematically robbed of her jewelry by an unknown thief. It was subsequently found tbat the owner of the missing articles had taken tbe trinkets herself while asleep and hid den them between the mattresses of her bed. Two electric lifts will bo employed in connection with the Eiffel Tower in the forth coming Paris Exhibition. They will convey the public from the second to the third floor of tbe tower, a distance of 433 feet and wi.l make the trip in Ave minutes and without any inter mediate stoppage. The car of each lift will ac commodate 100 persons. Sunday the fishing Schooner Northern Eagle reached Portsmouth with a large man eating shark of the Bhovel nose species. This shark, which is very nncommon In northern waters wa3 caught in a vessel's trawls whUe set in Ipswhich Bay. The monster measured 13 feet in length and 9 feet in circumference, and weighed about 1,500 pounds. Eecent experiments with the subma rine boat Le Gymnote, at Toulon, were very successful. The boat moves horizontally as well as vertically, and is easily kept at any depth that is desired. It can be run at a speed of from nine to ten knots. Its crew ordinarily consists of three men, but during the experi ments live persons were on board. John Butler, an aged man living near Foxcroft, Me., set fire the other afternoon to the buildings he occupied, killed his colt and goats, stabbed himself slightly tour times and took paris green and went into the woods to die. He was found and .taken to tc-vn, where the physicians relieved him of most of the poison, but do not think he can live. A mammoth sweet potato was taken home Monday by Lewis Smith, of May's Land ing, N. J., who gave It to his wife to be roasted. She placed it in the oven of the stove without breaking the skin. Shortly afterward the family was startled by a terrific explosion. The potato bad burst, blowing off both oven doors and stirring things up generally in the kitchen. Ireland no longer sends the greatest number of emigrants to this country, being behind Scotland and England. During last September and October the number of emi grants from these countries was three times the number from Ireland. During the ten months of 1888. ending in October, there came'237,811 English and Scotch emigrants, against 129,779 from Ireland. The influx from Italy also bids fair to overshadow that from Ireland. The logs of the great raft which broke up on the New England coast several months ago, have not floated In vain. They are still making their weary way eastward and west ward in large numbers, and when sighted by vessels a memorandum is taken as to their ex act position, etc, and sent to tbe Hydrographic Office, where they are compared. As a resulta chart of tbe various ocean currents has been made, which could not have been obtained in any other way. La Nature recently received a communi cation from a correspondent who thinks tbat diagonal streets shonld be added to the right angled streets of American cities. In Philadel phia, for instance, he says, with 850,000 inhabi tants, the extreme distances traveled would be reduced IK miles. The annual number of pas sengers by cars being 125,080,000. the saving would reach S1S0.0UO a mile. Tbe passengers would gain 3.565 years in time, and save more than 8,C00,00O-horse power now used in round about tracks. The Harvard crew are going to practice for their annual race this winter In a tank filled with jcal water. This tank measures about 50x25 feet and will contain about 23 inches of water. The boat will float In tho middle and will be fastened at each end. Down tbe middle, underneath tbe boat there will be a pianK partition to amue tne tanK. ay this arrangement when a stroke is taken tbe oars will make the water in each half of the tank run around in the form of an eclipse, with its longer axis parallel to the boat This current of water makes catching the water with the oars very much like catching it when the boas is in motion. To decrease the pressure the blades of the oars will be cut out a little. A middle-aged woman went to a prom inent physician of San Diego not long ago and asked him to amputate her two great toes. He examined them, assured her that there was nothing wrong with them, and said he wouldn't cut them off. She begged him to, saying that if they were off she cou dwear No. 2 shoes in stead of No. 4s. as then. Her toes were her own, she said, to do what she pleased with, and she would give $300 to have them cut off. The doctor refused, and tbe woman went in quest of some one with less conscience. A San Diego newspaper says that sbo found some one to do the job successfully, for, two weeks later she went to San Francisco wearing the best pair of No. 2s that could he bought in San Diego. MEANT TO BE FUNNY. The mariner is always glad to see a light house, but this cannot be said of the actor. -Bot-ton Qautte. Hostess I hope you are enjoying .your dinner, Mr. Fowler Guest Yes, Indeed. This country air has given me such an appetite, that I can ea most anything. -Boston Beacon. A Nice Present "That's a fine wallet yon have, ncnrT?" "Yes. 5V wire gave it to me for Christmas." "Indeedl Anjrtning in It?" "Yes; the bill forthewallet."-iarjHr,.BaMr. Suspended Animation Vender Lire crabs to-day, boss? Customer Why, them crabs are dead. Vender-No, dem crab3 ain't dead, boss; 'deed din ain't; dem'i sleepiu', dem te.-Harper'i Weekly. Tommy I wouldn't like to be the preach er's little boy. Aunt-Why? Tommy Ob, he's got hundreds and hundreds of slippers. They are scattered all over the house. Terre Haute Express. A Musical Arrest "Did you he3r about . the burglar who wai arrested this morning?" "So. What for?" "For hreiklng Into song." ' "Is that so?" - "Yes. Ho got through two bars when someone ' hit him with a stave. "-Scranton Truth. Surely Insane Judge Well, deacon, you are charged with stealing a hen from your neighbor, Mr. Jones. What Is your defense? i Deacon Wheatly-Insanlty, Jedge. Insanity. Judge-Insanity? Why. I neTer knew you wers Insane. Deacon Whcatly I was Insane datnlght shush, -Jcdge: 'cause Mistah Jones sez dat big roostah , was in de same coop, sn' I neboer looked 'lm. Harper's Weekly. Change of Base Smith I understand that Jobson's wife makes it pretty warm for hlin Somebody saw her chasing him around the hoaso' with the bootjack the other day. j .. Joncs-Sd! I pity the poor man. By the vay, do you remember her high school graduation ,'3. essay ten years ago? Jfi Smlth-rNo. Whit was it about? Jones-It was a beautiful thing. The subject i was "Eepose of Character. "-Burlington resJ?- Prets. HTnr.n(.na Pins " hnfMintls aVnlA A Boston woman registering to vote gave her age as&j "21 plus." 'What do you mean by 11 pins?' ' ' inquired the'5 registrar. lmcan. sir, that I am over 21," was the tart . reply. "We cannot allow any of that nonsense here," ; said the official; "yon must give your exact age If you desire to be registered." This she persist ently declined to do, and her name Is not on the voting list Wateroury American,.. t 7 ', ' 'i. 4fcft?