isffy M$$$tt ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1810, Vol. ; Xio. SH. Enttrca ai Plttsbnrg Post vQce, November 14, 1SST, as secona-ciass matter. Business Office 97 and09 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. This paper Laving more than Double the circulation of nnjr other In the State outside cl Philadelphia, its advantage as an adver tising medium will be apparent TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTACE FltEE Cf TOE TOTTED STATES. Daily DrsrATcn, One Year. I 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Tcr Quarter 200 Datlv Dispatch, One Month '" Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one year 1000 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter 2S0 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, one month. 90 Eckdat Dispatch, oneycar IM Weekly Dispatch, one year 133 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 3.' cents per week, or includincttiebunday edition, siIQcents per week. PITTSBURG. FRIDAY, JAN. i 18S9. THE EATLEOAD SITUATION. The review of this country's railroad in terests for the year 1888, which will be found in another column, is instructive in more ways than its author, The Railiray Age, perhaps intends. It will be seen that the general picture of the past as painted in cold, hard figures, is not encouraging to railroad builders or stockholders. In 188S, to be sure, less railroads were sold under foreclosure than during any year since 1884, but still the number bo ingulfed in bank ruptcy is large enough. Nineteen railroads, with 1,600 miles of track, and sixty-five millions of stock were 6old under foreclosure. The further we inquire into the history of railroading in this country the more mourn ful are the conclusions forced upon us. In the last thirteen years, for example, 423 railroads, representing one-third of the en tire mileage to-day, and over 30 per cent of the capital invested in railroads, have been sold under foreclosure. But this unhappy condition of affairs is not, in our opinion, to be accounted for altogether by the causes whica The Age suggests in its remarks upon the outlook. Our cotemporary says that the outlook at the present time is not cheerful, eo many railroads are still feeling the effects of disastrous reverses in 188", and it prophesies that unless rate wars are pre vented, suitable legislatipn for railroad re lief enacted, and the public sentiment toward the railroads becomes less unjust, the number of railroads to land in the re ceivership pit in 18S9 will be much larger than that which 18S8 has seen. The railroads can change public senti ment at once by simply injecting honesty and wisdom in large doses into their man agement. This is really the remedy for half the ills that railroad corporations arc heir to to-day. "With the abandonment of railroad wrecking as a private industry the whole system cannot but rally into health in keeping tilth that of the country at large. EBEOE ABOUT THE SCHOOLS. The assault which certain writers are making upon the common school system by producing some of the amusingly stupid answers that arc to be found in the school examination papers, is a rather shallow af fair. The argument seemsto be, as slated by a once successful humorist, that because cer tain scholars make such remarkable mis takes as recording their belief that "Xeno phon died A. D. 18G5," or that "Napoleon was a Russian Czar," therefore the school system is nothing but "endless courses" and "useless cramming." The fact is that, while there is doubtless a good deal too much of the cramming sys tem in vogue, the production of these ex amplesofstupidityproTesnothingof the sort. The scholars who make such shining mani festations of ignorance were very plainly not crammed. The essence of cramming is that information is forced into the brain of the scholar to enable him to pass an exam ination; and if any complaint is to be based against the system, on the basis of these funny examination papers, it must be that the scholars were not crammed. The fact is that any complaint against a system of education, based on the fact that some of the subjects reveal their ignorance under examination, shows ignorance of one of the greatest social facts, the vis inertia of stupidity and ignorance. So far as the system is concerned, these examples indi cate the usefulness of the examination, in detecting those who have studied to no pur pose; but beyond that there is nothing in them more than is to be discovered in all places where the knowledge, or the opposite 'quality, of mankind is tested. The world is full of funny manifestations of ignorance; and they are only more com mon in schools, because the material is morenearlyin thecrudeform. The blunders of compositors and typewriters sometimes appear to be the very inspiration of folly; but that does not prove that setting type or operating the typewriter are arts of igno rance. So with the school system. It would be as just claim that there is no such art as logic, because Mark Twain and Mrs. Xe Bow have made a non-sequitur in their deductions on this point, as to charge the school system with failure because a few scholars maintain their ignorance in spite of the system. No donbt the school system is susceptible of improvement; but it is well to use a little reason in determining its defects. A WBOHG DtPEESSIOH EIGHTED. "We are under obligation to our esteemed cotemporary the Times, for calling attention to the fact that the statement of city ex penses printed on Tuesday covered only ten months in place of the full year as The Dispatch assumed in commenting on the matter; so that, in reality, there is no in crease in the sums asked for fire and police for 1889 over what was granted for 1888. The error was one for which the manner in which the figures were presented was partly responsible; but, thatapart. The Dispatch is glad to be set right, and to aid in setting right others who, like it, got at first the erroneous impression. "Where there is a pur pose on the part of city officers to avoid the temptation to ask for increased allowances they will be as frankly commended for it as they would be freely criticised for a differ ent course. With the running expenses of the city kept close to the figures of last year, the millage will show a reduction corresponding to whatever increase is exhibited in the total of assessments. The taxpayer will certainly prefer to see the situation so, than to be obliged to find fault. In these days, when so many citizens are taking an interest in the growth and possibilities of Pittsburg, nothing will please the public more than to find those who arc intrusted with the city government imbued with the same spirit, and by economy as well as efficiency doing their important part toward the same end. A COSTLY EES0ET. The official report of the Bureau of Sta tistics, recently issued contains some totals J on the subject of strikes in the past, seven years, which will repay study. The par ticular point to which attention is directed in this article is that the total cost, to labor alone, of strikes in the past seven years, ex ceeds SS6,000,O00. As about half the strikes were successful, it is fair to presume that a large share of the 36,000,000 was a total loss to labor. Suppose that $28,000,000 represents the sum actually thrown away, and then let us imagine that instead of losing that money in unsuccessful strikes, it had been saved no and invested. "Whether it were kept in a collective form and used in enterprises like theglassworkersbank.orin co-operative con cerns, or in loans to help workingmen build their own houses, or had been kept in the hands of the workingmen individually and invested, it would have been an aid to la bor. It would not only yield a revenue and serve as a reserve fund against adverse times, but it would have been a power in the settlement of disputes with capital. Put labor collectively or individually on an equal footing with capital and a great many of the mutual relations of those two forces would be radically changed. Merely as a method of making labor pow erful it is well to remember that strikes are generally like warfare, in costing both sides more than they come to; and that in the majority of cases, the workingmen could make themselves more powerful by saving their money and using it for their own benefit in the future. TRANSPLANTING THE TRUSTS. The practical workings of the "trust" plan of doing business are being illustrated in Europe by a "syndicate" to control the manufacture and sale of silks at Lyons and at London. Details are not yet to hand, only an intimation that the experiment is watched with cuiious interest, and that a similar syndicate will co-operate in the United States. "When the trust system knocks up against the European Govern ments it will cet into trouble. The more ar bitrary ones, such as Russia and Germany, have a quick way of dealing with such en terprises. In France if there is a profit in establishing monopolies the Government it self is not above taking a hand at it, as it docs nov in the tobacco trade. It does not favor monopolies for individuals. In Great Britain, also, monopolies were in the old times a sacred appurtenance of the crown, and by it farmed out. Later, under the ex pansion of trade, they gave way to competi tion; and the law of Great Britain is now so specific and pointed against conspiracies to ''corner" articles, or to the detriment of general traffic, that it is to be feared "trusts" as conducted on the American plan would fare illy in that atmosphere. In the United States they are so far re garded with the curiosity which attaches to new inventions. But signs are in the sky that much serious attention eventually will be given them. In the midst of general prosperity they receive a toleration which would quickly give place to a very different line of policT under other circumstances. THE AMERICAN HEART. Dr. J."W. Dowling, a New York specialist, who has made the diseases of the heart and lungs his especial study, has written a monograph entitled, "Is the American Heart "Wearing Out?" Dr. Dowling, in common with a great many others, has been impressed by the frequency of death attributed to heart failure. No doubt seems to exist in the Doctor's mind that the heart is worn out sooner in this country than it used to be, or than it is in the Old World, and he thinks that the reasons for this are to be found iu mental overwork, in excesses in eating and drinking and in a general carelessness in the observance of the laws of health. But Dr. Dowling points out that cardiac disease is not invariably fatal; that many grave forms are recovered from, and that with a majority of those supposed to be suf fering from heart disease that organ is per fectly sound, or, if affected at all, is suffer ing from functional disturbances of organs remote from the heart, and which are cura ble by proper hygienic measures. The gen eral tendency of the doctor's remarks is to lay stress upon the necessity of prevention of contributing causes of heart trouble rather than the cure of the disease. By avoiding the imposition of excessive taxes upon the brain or the stomach the alarming increase in heart disease may he checked. INSURANCE SHOULD INSURE. Another suit has been brought in this city against an accident insurance company by a holder of a policy, which the company declined to honor on the ground that nat ural causes and not accident disabled the plaintiff. Some companies seem inclined to follow a rather short-sighted policy, for they can hardly expect to sustain a claim that disability caused by blood poisoning resulting from accidental injury is not ex actly what they propose to insure a man against In such contracts clear definition of terms and strict adherence to them on both sides are the most desirable things. The great insurance companies have risen upon a clear understanding of these essen tials. IT PAYS TO STUDY AMERICA. It is charitable in the New York Sun to say that it does not believe that Englishmen care less and therefore write less accurately about what happens in "Washington or New York than about what happens in Lisbon or Copenhagen, but the fact remains that En glish writers do write less accurately about America than about the most pitiful king dom in Europe, and we do not see why they do unless it be because they care less. The Sun is right in saying that Englishmen ought, for their own sake, to study America and American affairs, and we hope Prof. James Bryce's "American Commonwealth" may tempt them by its full, intelligent and attractive account of our institutions to learn more about us. THE SHRINE IS CHILLY. Really General Harrison will cause a panic among the office seekers great and small if he doesn't stop distributing slices of cold shoulder to the chiefs of the party. The last victim added to the list ofwounded is the handsome and pugnacious Senator from New York, Prank Hiscock. He approached the shrine at Indianapolis whistling the latest and liveliest airs known to New York, but last night he came out from General Harrison's presence with his hair two shades whiter than when he went in. All he would say to the reporters was, "I didn't get what I came for." This, the fate of such a knight as Frank Hiscock! "Where wilt the rout end? JUDICIAL BREVITY. It is said that Chief Justice Fuller has set the example for a judicial reform in making his opinions short and to the point. His first decision contained a hundred words.and those which have followed are also characteristic in terseness. The departure is certainly a radical one from the practice which has made judicial rulings present a temporal illustration oi eternity, it is a question whether the change will extend beyond the opinions of the, bench or even be universal there. The revenue which law yers who practice in the Supreme Court can bse upon misnamed "briefs" and paper books that threaten to stretch out to the crack of doom, are too much of a vested in terest to be reformed by the example of the Chief Justice; and when that court gets hold of a big corporation case such lor ex ample as the railroads' challenge of the constitutionality of te Inter-State Com merce law the ruling on it will be likely to occupy a big part of a volume. It is to be hoped that Chief Justice Fuller's exam ple may be copied; but the legal tempta tions to prolixity are immense. The St, Paul man is unhappy. He can't have the fun of building and tearing down an ice palace, because the weather is so mild he can't get the ice. The only consolation he has in his misery is the knowledge that Minneapolis is in the same fix. As The Dispatch foretold at the time the Chinese exclusion bill was indecently rushed through Congress and signed by President Cleveland, the commercial inter ests of America in the Celestial land are be ginning to suffer by reason of retaliatory measures. Mr. C. P. Huntington has asked the New York Chamber of Commerce to in dorse his petition asking Congress to reopen the Chinese question, and his description of the situation is very forcible. Op course the fact that Mr. Blaine has taken up his abode in Washington does not prove that he has been promised a place in the Cabinet, but it gives the gossips some thing to talk about just the same. Henry Ievino has apparently made the singular mistake of supposing that he could make a nineteenth century melodramatic comedy out of Shakespeare's "Macbeth" without exciting hostile criticism. Irving makes Macbeth a sort of galvanized Hamlet, and Ellen Terry gives Lady Macbeth a mor bidly charming tone, we are told, and it is hardly wonderful that the drama of Shakes peare is not recognized in the mess. It is remarkable what a close observer of the weather Senator Matthew Stanley Quay is these days. As a rule his published re marks show that the weather, whatever it may be, agrees with him. "When the whisky trust makes the price of corn juice ?1 03 per gallon, and the Gov ernment exacts a tax of 90 cents, where are the profits of the whisky business coming from?" asks a cotemporary. "Why, bless your unsoDhisticated soul, from the same old, reliable source out of the pump, of course. It's astonishing that Buch a ques tion should puzzle anyone. "Anabchy must be made odious," ex claims the Chicago Herald. It is already odious. Make it a nonentity; that would be an achievement to be proud of. The Tory administration in Enelandmay find the Coercion Act its winding sheet yet. The quiet but heroic determination of the Irish peasantry in County Donegal to resist the tyrannical but nominally legal evictions ordered by the landlords cannot but have an effect upon the voters in England favorable to the cause of Gladstone and Parnell. It must afford Mr. Cleveland a lot of sat isfaction to reflect that there's no possible chance for him to become involved in this fuss about the inauguration ball. It is estimated that about 20 contested election cases will come before the House of the Fifty-first Congress. This fact should convince State Legislatures, which are dis cussing reform in election laws, that there is a necessity for them to do something be sides talk. PERSONAL FACTS AND FANCIES. Both Jim Riley and Bill Nye part their hair in, the middle. The on y difference is that the parting is longer and more touchingly pathetic with William than with Jeemes. Young Coningsby JJisraeli, the nephew and heir of the late Earlbf Beaconsfield, has been achieving great success as the leading low com edy man of Lady Folkestone's amateur theatri cal entertainment. Miss Ellen Tekby has herself designed the wonderful dresses inhich6he appears as Lady Macbeth. One clinging seamless gar ment of dark blue wool, woven with gold thread, to be worn under a bine velvet and gold worked mantle, Is peculiarly effective. Miss Candy, who is to marry the Duke of Newcastle who, bv the way, is no relation to the Duke of Nocastle who comes to this coun try so of ten is the daughter of an officer who once served with the Khedive's troops in Egypt Captain Candy was familiarly known as "Sugar," and his magnificent uniforms made a sensation six years ago in Cairo, a city which is not easily astonished. MRGLADSTOXE'sabsorbingstudyofHomer has led him to form numerous ingenious theories. One is the belief that the Greeks were color blind. Otherwise it would be im possible, he contends, for Homer to have spoken of "a flock of purple sheep." He was stating this view one day, when a celebrated agriculturist who was present remarked: "Ah! but I know that in certain parts of England there are flocks of 'purple sheep.' " Mr. Glad stone expressed surprise. Inquiries were made, and it was found tha. these sheep were only of the ordinary brown color. Mr. .Lock, the London upholsterer, was chosen by the Empress Frederick to refurnish the Palace of Charlottenbarg, and when Queen Victoria went to Berlin to visit her daughter they both went to see him at his office there. He showed them some hangings which dazzled them, a glorious, rich brocade of gold bullion and pink silk, that literally would "stand alone." "Why, Mr. Lock,'l said the Queen in astonishment, "for whom can you have made such a divine material?" "For Mr. Leopold de Rothschild, Your Majesty." "Ah! there you are, my dear," said the Queen, turning to her daughter: "Such people as those can afford that sort of thing, don't you see?" It is related that Lord Magheramome, best known as Sir James McGarel Hogg, soon after his elevation to the peerage went to dine at the house of an old friend, where he was very well known under his old name, but ho announced himself to Jcames as "Lord Magheramome." "Lord what?" said the startled domestic "Lord Magheramome," said be, with emphasis. Jeames shook his head. He did not venturo to make a second inquiry, but despaired of at: tempting to render the uncoath collection ot gutturals. What was ho to do? The visitor was advancing totho drawing room. Jeames hesitated a moment, then boldly flung open the door and proclaimed, to the consternation of every one, "The late Sir James Hogg!" ITALY'S BIG WAE SHIPS. A Cruiser Lnunched Which Is Superior to England's Very Best. New York, January 8 Private information was received at Castle Garden to-day of the launching recently of a new war ship by the Italian Government The vessel is called Re Umberto, and her displacement is 13,298 tons, or 1,358 tons more than the Trafalgar and Nile, England's two largest war vessels. The new gunboat is 400 feet long and has a beam of 76 feet She draws 19 feet of water. Hei sides have three sheets of steel and her speed is 18 knots an hour. Two sister ships of Re Umberto are being constructed atSpczzia, and will soon be launched. One of the Dangers of tho Say. From the Chicago News. Now that the newly elected governors are beginning to appoint their staffs many a well meaning citizen of this great republic Is in danger of waking up some morning and find ing himself a Colonel, THE TOPICAL TAIiKEE. It is Absurd to Wish for Yesterday Look f at the Day After To-Morrovr. Louis Aldrjch, the actor, is not the first man to desire to turn back the hands of the clock and live yesterday over again. He will find, as his predecessors have found, that yes terday is' firmly attached to the past He is almost pathetic in his latest plea for the exclusion of foreign actors. But he cer tainly is in error when he says that In the old days theatrical stars were not so absolutely after the dollars as they are to-day. The theatrical star who is not looking all the time for the elusive, but attractive dollar is not known to-day; neither were our fathers nor our grandfathers acquainted with .such a mon ster. Consequently, as Louis Aldrich wants yester day because he imagines that foreign stars were less anxious to make money then and therefore employed native talent to support them, it is just as well that he can'tgetlt Yesterday is perhaps tho most valuable possession a man has. It is filled with the precious gold of experience. Nobody can steal this treasure. Only the owner can use it It is about the only thing of incalculable value that a man can never part with so long as his mem ory and his reason last How often that cry of "Give us yestcrdayl" is heard. What would you do with it my dear sir? You with the incipient baldness over the occipital and temporal bones of your skull, with the calm equablo disposition and the love of a quiet life? What earthly use would you have for yesterday? You would have to return to tho conditions of yesterday, and give up all your new-fangled ideas of what constitutes happiness. You would have to believe that it is no end of fun to stay up till 4 in the morning" among the Ishmaelitcs and Bohemians, drink ing liquids that built anew a raging thirst and increased the corona of the human head be yond all recognition on the morrow. You can't honestly say that you want yester day under such conditions. You don't want yesterday at all. To-morrow will suit you a deal better, and you'll suit to-morrow better too. Once I knew a man who very nearly lost his reason by constantly lamenting the fact that he could never seo yesterday again. Others of his friends actually declared that the old man was as crazy as a March hare. He certainly was pecnliar. The worst habit he had, and it almost converted mo to the view that he was deranged, was that of reciting whenever he got anything like a chance a doleful set of jingly verses called "The WatermilL" I'm ashamed to say that I don't know who set that water mill going first I remember there were six verses, each of which ended with the line, "The mill will never grind with the water that Is past" "Well, that middle-aged crank imagined that he had a great turn for elocution and he was wont to make that watermill revolve till it make his auditors' ears ring and their heads swim. V By the way, I may take the credit to myself of having stopped that watermill. at all events, for a timo. Incidentally I may state that tho middle-aged crank who turned the watermill and reveled in its gloomy splashings about yes terday was my employer. One day we had a difference of opinion. He thought I valued my services too high and proposed to equalize my salary downward. I differed with him rad ically; deeming, in fact, that I was entitled to more money. We became so absorbed in argument that to extricate himself, I suppose, he discharged me. Then I discharged myself of a few remarks about cranks and watermllls, which were, I A regret to say, personal and impertinent Tho colloquy ended with a painful and positivo shock, of which I was meant to take the larger I share, but I didn't The nimbleness of youth is proverbial. The clerks in that office passed a vote of thanks to me shortly afterward, when they dis covered who had dammed up the stream which turned "Tho Watermill." THE TBONK TKAYELER. Ho is Handed Over to the Chicago Police and Makes a Confession. St. Louis, January3. Detective Louis Haas, of Chicago, arrived this morning with requisi tion papers for Thomas W. Vines, who came here in a trunk after robbing tho Adams & Westlako Company, of Chicago, of over $4,000. William Mangier, Manager of the city depart ment of the firm, came down with Haas. Both proceeded to the office of the Chief of Police, where the money taken from Vines was turned over to them. They counted it out in Chief Huebler's of fice, and found that it footed up 13,931. Mr. Mangier states that $4,060 was tho amount stolen by Vines. Vines was brought up from the holdover and asked where the balance of the money was. He said he did not know how much money he had taken or how much there was in the sack. Mr. Mangier gave him the figures. "What shortage does that leave ?" Vines in quired. "une nunarea ana iweniy-nine uoiiars, re plied Mr. Mangier, "IgaveJElOO to my pal, and I don't know where the rest went The money I gave him was for traveling expenses." "Did you not buy anything ont, of the money?" "Yes, I paid $6 for that trunk I came in, and paid the rent of the room out of it, but my partner paid for his ticket and the ex pressman out of the $100. I did not blow my self much, but laid very low." "Who was your partner?" "That I will not tell. He had nothing to do with it I roped him into it" BOUCICAULT'S PLATS. The Anthor and Actor Hm Troublo In Dis posing; of Them. New York, January a The sale of Dion Boucicault's plays in the Madison Square Thea ter was suddenly stopped to-day by the protest of Henry E. Walton, who was in the audlencel and said that Boucicault had made an agree ment with him two years ago for tho use of 27 plays. Mr. Boucicault said that he had never re ceived a cent from Walton for the use of tho plays. The sale will not go on until the titles to the plays are made clear. Mr. Walton said he was to let the plays at $00 a week per play, the proceeds to be equally divided between Boucicault and himself. A POSTMASTER BOUNCED. Ho Was a Good Democrat, but Ho Couldn't Hold on to the End. Kansas Crrv, January 3. PoBtmaster George M. Shelley received official notice of his removal this morning from the President and Postmaster General Dickinson. Shelley has served Kansas City as Mayor for two terms, and has always been prominent in the local Democracy as a practical politican. He was a prominent merchant before enter ing the postofflcc. He turned the office over to Inspector Johnson this evening; Good Indigo Grown In Cnbn. HAVAIWA, January 3. At the Santa Clara fair next year, specimens ot indigo grown in this locality will be exhibited. It is said to be as good as that from the East Indies. A con siderable number of estates have begun grind ing cane. Tho density of the juice ranges be tween 8 and 9. Tho Cznr Is to be Pitied. From the "Sew Tork Sun. The Czar is to be pitied if the report that the Shah of Persia is to visit him next spring be true. It is expensive to entertain the Shah, and the bills for repairs after his visits are enormous. When the Cnt's Away, Etc. From the Cincinnati Enquirer.; Prince Bismarck once more permits it to be known that he is very ill with the gout It is unnecessary to remark, in this connection, that the young Emperor is about to make another speech. DEATHS OP A DAI. Charles O. White. Detroit, Mtcii., January a. Charles O. White, anager of White's Grand Opera House, or this city, and one of the best known theatrical mana gers of the country, died here early this morning of peritonitis, after three days' lUness. Major. E. B. Eno. ST.Xonis, January 3. -Major E. B. Eno, a well known provision broker and Exchange member, died last evening at his residence, 273 Morgan street. William HI. Gnlt WAsntNOTOS, Janusry J.-William M. Gait, a wnoiesaie nour mercnant or Washington, died to-day, aged S3 years. DEEPLY INTERESTING PAPERS Bead at the Colored Catholic Convention by Two Pittsburg Priests. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. WASniNOTOS-, January 3. At tho conven tion of colored Catholics, to-day, both Father Hcaly, the missionary, and Father McDermott, of Pittsburg, read deeply interesting papers on the methods and results of missionary work among the natives of Africa, which were listened to with great attention. The congress has been of great Interest to its members throughout and they are convinced that it will result in numerous acquisitions to the church from among the colored people of America. Particular attention is to be paid from this time on to the training of colored priests for missionary and pulpit work. The Committee on Resolutions reported an address, which, after considerable discussion, was adopted, and a committee appointed to present it to Cardinal Gibbons. The address sets forth that there are at present 20 colored Catholic churches m the country. Each one ot these has a school annexed; beside, there are 65 colored Cathollo schools, eight orphan asy lums and reformatories. The Catholic hospi tals, etc., are open to both colored and white children. About 5,000 children are taught in the schools, and over 300 children cared for in the asylums. As there is but one Catholic priest seven colored students are preoaring to ioiiow nis nome example, uver loo oi tne col ored women are at present consecrated spon sors of Christ , Colored Catholics are warned against all se cret societies condemned by the Church, and the hope expressed that they will join those be nevolent societies which have tho church's sanction. With regard to the union of me chanics, many1 of whom are Catholics, the com mittee trusts they will give an opportunity to the boys to become masters of trades. The committee appointed t6 wait upon the President reported that he would receive tha congress to-morrow afternoon. ' DICKINSON COLLEGE ELECTION. Eev. George E. Reed, D. D., of New Haven, Conn., Appointed to tho Presidency, Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Carlisle, Pa., January 3. This afternoon the trustees of Dickinson College met and elected Rev. George E. Reed, D. D., of New Haven, Conn., President, and Bishop Hurst to electorship. Dr. Reed is a native of New England, gradu ating with distinction at tho Wesleyan Uni versity, and subsequently studied theology 'at Boston. His eloquence and pulpit power soon placed him in the foremost ranks of the preach ers of the Methodist Episcopal Church. He is 42 years of age. He has been the pas tor for two terms of three years each of the largest church of his denomination in the United States, Hanson Place, Brooklyn, with a membership of 1,800. He is not only remarka ble on the platform, but has demonstrated an extraordinary capacity to attract and influ ence young men. He is a gentleman in the prime of middle life, of commanding stature, splendid physique, dignified presence, genial and engaging In manners, traveled and of keen observation, uniting with these points fine powers of organization and indomitable energy, THE MILLING OUTPUT. Minneapolis mills Running on Small Capacity, bnt Ont of tho Pool. Minneapolis, January 3. The Minneapolis flour mills are now grinding about one-third of their full capacity, and with low water and a doll markc: there is little probability that the rato of production will be materially in creased for sometime. The agreement between the mill owners to curtail their output one half up to January 1 has expired, and no new agreement in ratmcatiou oi the action or the action of tho Milwaukee Convention has been made, but a majority of the millers favor and will act upon the plan even should water power and tho market grow more favorable. Reports to the Ifbrlhweslern Miller show that spring wheat mills throughout the North west are generally running at less than half capacity. DE WILL FIGHT IT OUT. A Prominent Grocer Objects to Doing Ar rested for Sweeping. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Brooklyn, January 3 David L. Joslln, a grocer of means in Brooklyn, had to pay 0 this morning because he swept the walk before his store last evening. Brooklyn has an ordi nance to the effect that no one shall sweep refuse into a gutter. Mr. Joslln passed the night in jail, and this morning In a prisoner's pen of a Police Court When he paid his fine, he all but precipitated a fight by saying some disrespectful things concerning the Court He then sued two policemen for false im prisonment and took an appeal. All Brooklyn shopkeepers are much interested in his case, a3 the ordinance in question has long held them more or less subject to the pleasure of the police. NICARAGUA BADLY SHAKEN. Severe Earthquakes Throughout the Coun try, Killing a Number of People. Sas Juan Dei, Sub, Nicaragua, January 3,-San Jose De Costa Rica was the scene, on the night of December 29 and tho morning of December SO, of a series of earthquake shocks of great severity. The shocks are believed to have originated in the volcano of Poaz,sIx leagues distant from the town. At Alalajuia eight persons were killed and many were injured. The churches and princi pal buildings in tho city suffered considerable damage. The inhabitants encamped in in the squares and parks. No further shocks hiving occured, the alarm is subsiding. The civic feasts were begun to-day. SO KAIN OR SNOW. A Perfectly Clear Day Throughout the Wide United States. Wasiitngtow, January 3. Tho two large weather maps in tho House lobby, one show ing the state of the weather throughout the country yesterday, and one indicating the weather to-day, were curiously scrutinized this morning, and a great deal of comment was made upon the fact that in the wide United States not a drop of rain nor a flake of snow fell yesterday, and if the Indications for to-dav are verified by the facts, Northfleld, Vt, will supply the only snow storm and the Gulf coast of Texas the only rain fall which will visit the country within the current 24 hours. PECULIAR ACCIDENT. A Brooklyn Young Lady Yawns a Little Too Broadly nt n Ball. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Brooklyn, January 8. Miss Catherine Seivers, of East Brooklyn, went to a ball in Turner Hall, Meserole street, last night She danced In nearly every danee, and retired to the ladies' room about 3 o'clock to rest While resting on a sofa In the room she yawned, and, dislocating her jaw, she was unable to shut it. An ambulance surgeon removed her to St Catharine's Hospital, where her affliction was attended to. SHE DOES NOT SCARE. Lillian RnsscII Is Not Afraid of Even a Phil ndclphla Lnwycr. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. New York, January 3. Several Philadelphia lawyers havo forbidden Mr. Aronson, manager of the Casino Theater, to engage Lillian Rus sell to sing for him in Nadjy. She has been en gaged nevertheless. She says there aro not in junctions enongh in New York State to keep her from it She has engaged two well-known criminal lawyers hero to defeat the plans of the Philadelphia lawyers. A Man's Mustache. From the New York World.! The action of Samuel Crump, a manufactur er of Montclalr, N. J., In removing one-half of the mustache of his engineer, whom he found I asleep in tho engine room of his factory, seems to do somewnai inexpiicaDie. , As tho engineer has sued Mr. Crump for damages the motives which actuated the defendant may be made public. An employer may discharge a man who neglects his duty, but ho who robs bis vic tim of his hirsute adornment strikes at the very root of individual liberty. A man's mus tache is a precious thing. Even an angry em ployer should regard it with becoming rever ence. A New Champion Bad Boy. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. JNew York, January 3. Johnnie Quicker, IS years old, got drunk on New Year's Day. Last evening his mother spanked him for it After she went to bed Johnnie set fire to the mat tress. Mrs. Quicker awoke before the flames reached ber. She extinguished the fire, spanked Johnnie and locked him in a closet This morning she had him arrested for arson. Dakota's Great Problems. From the New York World.i Dakita is now agitated by two great prob lems in ntvtelnn ami Ariilitfnn Tha 1o , I-- --.- -tlwtVU M4 U4.MVM WhUWV ,0 UV I'SUe- . THE EVIL EYE. A Cartons Notion President Carnot's Fixed Stare Revives a Superstition Interest ing Facts Abont Human Eyes. From the London Spectator. A notion, it is said, is spreading in France that President Carnot, an ordinary man to look at of the half-military type, has the Evil Eye. He stares, it seems, rather fixedly at any inter locutor, perhaps to study his face, perhaps to avoid a habit of looking downward, perhaps be cause he is a little short-sighted, and the dis concerted victim, in describing the interview, always mentions this fixed glance. Hence an impression among the vulgar that the Presi dent's eye is malefic, an impression deepened by a purely accidental stroke of ill-luck, the bursting out of fire on one occasion after his visit to a country town. The votes of Southern Frenchmen, who, like Italians, be lieve In the Evil Eye, may, it is thought, be affected by this impression, and a good deal Is said about the hopeless ignorance of a peasan try who can be influenced by a superstition considered specially base because, almost alone among superstitions, it seems not to reach the educated classes. They ought to hear of it from their nurses, and to retain some vague be lief in it through life, lust as they retain a vague prejudice against the number 13, or burning bread, or walking under a ladder, or spilling salt; but so far as we have observed, this Js not the case. They hardly know of its existence. The superstition is confined to the ignorant, and is by no means a very surprising one. It is much more surprising that there is no superstition anywhere about the Good Eye a fact which entirely dissociates the jettatore notion from the belief in omens and that there are so very few uncanny ideas about persons and their influence. There ought to be a great many, for a human being is frequently a very unusual one. The original source of most superstitions, and of all idolatries in which the idol Is not deliberately manufactured by hu man hands, is now recognized to be the sense of surprise, of sndden fear or admiration, felt by tho "untutored mind," as the Lichfield school would have called It, for anything un usual. It may be a remarkable tree, or a rock with a defined form, or an oddly shaped stone, or a shell with its convolutions reversed, or a curious fruit like the coco-de-mer but It strikes the savage imagination, and is thence forward surrounded by some of the instinctive awe felt for the supernatural. A regular worship, as Sir Alfred Lyall has shown, often grows up round such a curiosity, or it becomes, as in the case of the shaligram, sacred over a great tract of the world, and among entire races of mankind. Now, nothing is more frequently unusual, or, so to speak, surprising, than the human eye, which varies, in occasional cases, from the normal type to a degree that has never been Suite satisfactorily explained. Why is one eye shy, while another flashes fire? There are eyes which do literally "beam," and they so common as to have given rise to a separate description in most languages; they are eyes which in anger seem to emit light from within Mr. Gladstone's do there are eyes, generally steel-gray in Europe, but often black In Asia, which never cease to menace, even when the face is gentle or at ease; and there are eyes into which a look of almostintolerable scrutinv P.1T1 rift thrnwn avaa na TiTrl Raannnsflplrt .... w uwmm, bJWi U WIU tv.HWV. --. describes them, "which would daunt a galley slave." The writer saw a remarkable pair of them once. He was waiting with a crowd of passen gers on the French frontier of Italy, all under orders to pass through a barrier in single file. The Emperor Napoleon bad been warned about some protected attempt by carbonari, ind a special agent had been dispatched from Paris to examine every passenger by the train. The eyes of this agent were absolutely different from those of any human being the writer ever saw, and the Italians, as they passed under the fire, visibly quailed, every third man, perhaps, throwing out his fingers to counteract the malefic effect of their Influence. Even the English, who had nothing to fear, did not like the eyes, which this writer will remember at the judgment day; and one, presumably an actor, said audibly; "My God, that is Mepbis topheles alive!" It is perfectly natural that the glance of such eyes should create and leave the impression of surprise, and the belief that they cause injury to those on whom they light even when the injury is not intended. That is a most natural development of the fear the eyes originally produced, and is, of course, much intensified whenever, rumor having been busy about the eyes, the malefic glance is expected beforehand. Such eyes are rare; but their impression is diffused and exaggerated till it is transferred to anthing peculiar enough, either in shape, or color or habit some people throw back the eyes, like horses to attract popular attention. Nor is it at all unnatural that if misfortune once or twice follows the presence of a stranger it should be attributed to him, and, therefore, the most noticeable thing about him, his glances, which those who are watching him al ways see. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, is the most common of the delusions of the vulgar, and it would have been almost wonderful if, after th'e great massacre which accompanied the entrance of Marie Antoinette into France, Bhe should not have been credited with that power of causing misfortune whiph ber future history seemed so terribly to verify. From her husband to the Princess dc Lamballe, whomso ever she favored, died by violence. Theremark able thing is that the superstition is frequently not provocative of hate, the malefic influence being held to be independent of tho will of the person possessing it, to be in him, in fact, a result of God's jrace or the Devil's, and not of any action of his own. Pio Nono, for instance, was loved and reverenced by thousands who nevertheless could not bring themselves to forego the gesture which in Italy deprecates su pernatural eviL whenever they looked at the Pope. Why the converse belief, that in the Good Eye, should not exist, we cannot explain except by supposing, what is certainly true, that fear makes, of all emotions, the deepest impression. Tho prisoner remembered Judge Jeffrey's "terrible eyes" jears after he would have forgotten them utterly if they had been benevolent; yet really kind eyes, eyes which children and dogs trust without hesitation or scrutiny, are. in spite of the novelists, exceed ingly rare. Their glance ought to be sought by tho ignorant who, it should be observed, be lieve in good omens as well as bad, and good luck as well as ill luck; but it is not. They at tract, but no superstition grows around them. There is a much more subtle form of the Evil Eye believed in in India, which requires a very different explanation. No ignorant native of Bengal and especially no Ignorant native woman the sexes in India have often different super stitions, different dialects and different laws of inheritance can endure to hear her child praised or see it admired by a stranger. She believes with a belief to which that of the Ital ian is a feeble impression, that under such cir cumstances the Eril Eye falls upon the child, and hurries it away, often with a torrent of angry, or beseeching, or despairing words. Now, as it is plcaiant to all human beings, and especially to all mothers, to hear their children praisca or see tnem aarairea, wna: can do tne origin of that superstition, which seems to bo contrary to nature, yet in a thousand Bengalee villages is universal? It is usually explained by cultivated Indians as an example of the dread their people have of envy, the subject of envy always suffering somewhat, as, indeed, does the subject of hate and scorn, the .will, when turned maleficent, having always somo operation, however slight it may be. According to this explanation, the superstition is but part of tho permanent Hindoo impression that the hnman will, particularly when intense, has an effluent power: and this may bo the trne ex planation; but if it is, it is an excessively cu rious one. Superstitions are usually products of some natural feeling, stich as the fear which produces worship of the cholera goddess, or tho grati tude which develops the worship of the sun the ripener, and therefore the mo3t vislblo ot blessing-givers but it is natural to like to be envied. That the ignorant mother shonld sus pect the person who admires, perhaps an En glish lady, of wishing to possess the child, is natural enough; but one would expect her to crow, therefore, with exultation, not to run away. If she runs, it is because her accepted theories of life have conquered her instincts, and those instincts good, a very unusual Shenomenon. The mother, It will be observed, oes not attribute to the person who admires any witchcraft nor does sho hate her at all, though sho may be angry as at a misfortune: sne is simply terrified at the un conscious influence which a malefic feeling, however momentary, may have upon her child. We have never observed or heard of any feel ing in the least like this in Europe, not even in Naples, though the converse feeling, that it is unluckv to boast of a child, is common enough. That, however, belongs to a totally different order of superstitions, the supersti tions of ill luck, the mother exercising no in fluence on anybody, but only affronting "Them Above" by indecent exultation over what is their merit and not hers. It is the supersti tions which suppose direct human action like the Evil Eye, which we are to-day considering, and which, we confess, interest us far more than any other. A Large Proportion of Paupers. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. New York, Jannary 3. Of the 350 German and Italian immigrants landed at Castle Gar den to-day, GO were adjudged to be paupers. They will be sent back. TWO L0Y1NG HEARTS JOINED. Marriage of Lawrence Barrett's Daughter to Mary Anderson's Brother. Bostoit, January 3. The marriage of Miss Gertrude Barrett, second daughter of Law rence Barrett and Joseph Anderson, brother of Miss Mary Anderson, took place this morning at the Cathedral, and was an event of more than usual interest AtU o'clock that por tion of the great edifice which had been set apart from the remainder by a hedge of cedar bows was filled by an assemblage which included many of the notables of Boston society. The space behind the altar rail was completely filled with beautiful tropical plants and shrub bery, and all around the walls of the building were flowers and vines. At 110 the bridal party entered tne church. The ceremony the nuptial mass being omit tedwas performed by Archbishop John Will iams, assisted by Rev. Father Leo P. Boland and Rev. Dr. Talbott D. D rectors of the Ca thedral, and Rev. Father Lanaghan. The bride's dress was of white satin, en traine-with Valenciennes lace trimming, and she carried a bouquet of liliei of the valley. Miss Mary An derson wore a dress of elegant white satin, cut walking length, high neck and full sleeves. Mrs. Lawrence Barrett and Miss Griffin each wore elegant costumes of navy blue silk. Miss Nellie Barrett wore white crepe de cbene and carried a bouquet of white roses, Lawrence Barrett gave the bride, his daughter, away. TEST CASE DECIDED. A Steamship Company Is Not Inble for Goods Landed oa Another Pier. 8pecl.il Telegram to the Dispatch. New York! January 3. Sometime ago Ar nold, Constable Co. lost SS cases of linen in a fire at the docks of the Inman Line. The linen had been landed there by a steamship of the National Line becanso the wharf of the Na tional Line was full, Arnold. Constable & Co. claimed that the National Line had no right to land it goods at the Inman Line docks, and sued for $12,000. The case was decided for the steamship line in the district court An appeal was taken. The Supreme Court decided to-day that the discharge of the cargo at the Inman pier was lawful, and that as the linen might have been insured against loss, the National Line was not liable. A CHAPTER OP MISERY. Charles West Successfully Tries to be as Mean ns Possible Special Telegram to the Dlspatcn. Jersey City, January a Mrs. Peters told a Police Justice this morning how her quasi hus band, Charles West, maltreated her. Mrs. Peters is a grass widow who owns a milk route in Jersey City. After Mr. Peters deserted her, she took up with West West managed the milk route, and was a model quasi husband up to ten days ago. Then he told her be intended to show her how mean be could be. He killed her six canary birds and her three cats. He got her into a law salt by adulter ating ber milk and telling her customers of it Last evening he beat her and ber children, and threatened to kill her eldest little girl. This morning she had him locked up. A BOON TO WHALERS. Great Need of a Government Relief Station In tbe Arctic Ocean. WAsnnfOTOK, January 3. A petition was presented to-day by Senator Stanford from the Chamber of Commerce of San Francisco, call ing the attention of Congress to the urgent need of a permanent relief station in the Arctic Ocean. The petition says the whaling fleet fitting out at San Francisco is steadily increas ing, and that many hundreds of lives and mil lions of dollars of property are exposed to un usual danger in the pursuit of whaling in the A relief station supplied with provisions, fuel, medical stores, heavy clothing and life-saving apparatus, tbe petition says, would be a great boon to our Arctic whalemen. A SOCIALIST ON TOUR. Ho Is Billed to Deliver Three Lectures This Week in Pittsburg. Special Telegram to the Dispatch. Washetotoit, January 3. Frof. T. Hamil ton Garside, one of the ablest and most elo quent of the Socialists in America, and at tho same time tbe General organizer of the Social istic Labor party of America, paid a brief visit to tho city to day, on his way to PittsDurg, where he will lecture to-morrow, Saturday and Sunday evenings, to the Pittsburg sections of that partv. Though a native of Scotland. Prof. Garside has passed most of his life in America. He is a fine linguist, and was for several years Pro fessor of Economy at the University of Upsala, in Sweden. MACKAIE'S POOR REHEARSAL. A Dispute With His Manager Caused His Sndden Disappearance. New York, January 3. The disappearance of Comedian John A. Jlackaye on New Year's Eve is now attributed to a dispute with his manager at a rehearsal. He was nol quite up in his part and his manager lost temper and rated him soundly, whereupon Mackaye took offense and walked out of the theater. It is now known that he is neither sick nor crazy, but will soon be about again. The Hangings of 1SSS. From the Chicago Tribune.: The number of legal executions dnring tbe year has increased over last year, when it was much smaller than for many years previous. The total number as 87. as compared with 19 in 1867, 83 in 1SS6, and 108 in 188a The execu tions in the several States were as follows: Al abama, 5; Arkansas, 5; California, 5; Connecti cut, l; Delaware, l; Georgia, 3: Illinois, 2; Indi ana, I; Iowa, 1; Kansas, 2; Kentucky, I; Louisi- ana, 3; Maryland,!; Massachusetts. 1; Minne- sota, 1; Mississippi, t; Missouri, i; Aew lork, 9; New Jersey, 4: North Carolina, 2: Ohio, 3; Ora gon, 1; Pennsylvania, S; South Carolina, 5; Ten nessee, 2; Texas, 6; Arizona, 1; Idaho, 2; Mon tana, 2: Washington, 1; Wyoming, 1; Indian Territory, 2. Of this number all were males but one, 67 were whites, 29 negroes, and 1 Chinaman. What They Think of TJs. From the Toronto (Can.) Empire. It is nine years since the last United States census was taken, and four out of the 22 vol umes of reports have not yet been published. Some of the papers are calling out to make the next census shorter in view of the delay at tendant upon the last one. If such slowness took place in any other country the United' States citizens would be heard scoffing at tbe old f ogeyism and f ossilism ot effete monarch ies. Somctlilnc for tbe New Year. From the Philadelphia Times. One year without labor strikes would do more for the mutual prosperity of both employ ers and employed than could be attained by any other methods, and surely, with such great interests involved affecting both labor and capital, common fairness should prevail to promote common prosperity. BALLADS OF THE TOWN. THE MAY DANCE. Is this the girl I knew, go proud, io lonely? Who thrilled me through and through, if she spoke only? So fair, so fine was she. So far away from me! Now her eyes shine for me Shine for me only. Is this the face I knew. Its secret keeping?. Are these eyes too blue (I thought) for weeping? Now such a child is she. Dim are the eyes I see When she looks up at me I'd swear her weeping. But last night the fiddles played A tune that never before Any fiddle In mortal hands had played As we stv cpt over tbe floor. I bent and spoke a word; And uerer an answer came. But a blush that was hid In her heart had heard. And lit in a sudden flame. It lit In a sndden Are That lit her lover's life Sweep higher, O fiddle-bows, higher and higher! She ii to be my wife t Is this the town I knew, Ho dull, so dreary, Is this the heart that grew Therein so weary? Now, now, to kind is she, Green grow the trees to me Bright Is the town to me Winter's grown weary! For last night the fiddles played A lane that never before Any fiddle In mortal hands had played And my heart Is playing It o'er.. -U, O, Bunntr in Puct. CUEIODS CONDENSATIONS. A Washington paper says that not dollar of conscience money has been received" at the Treasury for two years. A Montreal lawyer owns the only exist ing copy of the first book published in Canada. It is Archbishop Languet'a catechism, bearing date of 1763. A curious sight near Ellijay, Ga., is the grave of a mountaineer's wife which is pro tected from the fury of the elements by a num ber of lightning rods. At Maidstone, England, as proved by investigation, 109 electors accepted a pound apiece to vote for a candidate and then cast their vote for the opposition. The ladies of Eoseburg, Ore., have formed a hammer brigade, tbe members carry ing hammers with which to knock in1 the nail heads that protrude from tbe plank sidewalks. Atlanta has a black cat which in the evenings follows people around emitting "mournful snarls." At midnight according to darky testimony, the cat climbs a fence post and turns into a beautiful soman, who van ishes with a "fearful yelL" When President Harrison died in 1841 a casket was interred in his honor in the bury ing ground at Dublin, Ga., and the ladles of the place continued to place flowers on the spot for many years. The mound has been neglected since the war, but is again receiving attention since tbe election of the grandson of the man for whom Georgia voted 1840. Mrs. Jacob Greennp, of Bonne Terref Mo thought she heard her eldest son, a man of 27, sin ging a favorite song in his bedroom. She knew he must be at work at a sawmill, and. feeling nervous, started out to see him. As she stepped through the front door men were car rying the lifeless remains of the son into the yard. He bad been killed by the bursting of a saw. Mrs. Catharine Duffy, of Pittsfield, N. Y., gave a family party to 150 relatives Christ mas night in honor of the one hundredth birthday of her father. Edward Shannon, who presided at the table and led off in the dancing; which began after midnight and lasted until morning. Mr. Shannon is a native of Ireland, who came to North Adams in 1S50 and to Pitts field in 1861. He worked in the woolen mills until he was 95. A telegraph operator in Minneapolis has invented a word-counting machine which may be used by itself or attached to a type writer. It is much the same sort of thing as a pedometer.only it is more accurate. It is as large as a small clock. The works are Inside the nickel case, on one side of which is the face. The machine will count up to 2,500 words, and can bo used for any number by keeping tally of the number of times it passes the 2,500 mark. For some years there has been held at Glasgow an annual prize competition among the blind In reading and writing by means of raised type. At the last exhibition tbe number of competitors was 103 a larger number than ever before. The ages of the competitors ranged from 9 to 70 years. The first prize in general reading was won by an old woman who had been blind and deaf for 30 years. Tha prize in the beginners' class was carried off by a man 59 years old. The loss to Great Britain from the bad harvest of this year is indicated in the statis tics just issued from the Privy Council Office. These showthat whilo 230,000 acres more were devoted to wheat growing than in lS37,the yield is less by nearly 2,500,000 bushels. This repre sents a direct loss of about 500,000, and there is a large proportion of light corn.tbe crop, as a rule, being inferior in quality. Barley shows a rather better yield than last year, both in total and acreage, and oats a slight decrease in each of these respects. One of the most terrible, as well as most thrilling, tales that history has to tell is recaUed by the announcement in tbe Scottish, papers of Miss Edith Brydon's marriage in In verness Cathedral. This lady's father was tho famous Dr. Brydon, of the Afghan massacre of January, 1S12 the one survivor who, wound ed and faint and weary, after a most perilous ride, reached Jellalabad to General Sale the Siteous story of what had taken place in tha :byberPass. They were 16,000 or, counting women and children, 26.000-who setoutfrom Cabulon that ill-starred journey, and he was the only man who had escaped. Between the dark crags of JngduIIak the murderous Af ghans bad their fill ot blood. A conductor on the Broadway line, in New York, estimates that in collecting fares and in helping passengers on and off the car, he walks at least two miles a day. He goes into details as follows: "A cans about 15 feel long. When I walk from the rear platform through the car, "turn and come back, I go over 33 feet, counting tbe turn. I have watched myself often on trips and find that on an aver ago I go as far as the center of the car and back, abont 20 feet, 50 times on a round trip. There you have 1.000 feet a trip, and eight trips a day make 8,000 feet. Every time any one gets on or off a car we help him on, take a step forward and backward. When a woman gets on we frequently follow ber part way through the door, o you see we easily walk two miles a day while on duty. It is the most tiresome kind of walking, too, a sort of a cramped shuffle half the time. Conductors are hard on shoes for this reason." A recent invention for examining rocks, to determine the existence of metallic ores, has one pole of a battery connected with one ter minal of a telephone receiver, by means of a wiro in the usual way, the remaining pole of the battery being connected by a conductor provided with a suitable handle, while the other terminal of the telephone receiver is con nected by a conductor with a similar brush having a like handle. In examining rocks in place, the two brushes forming the terminals of the condnctors connected with the tele phone and battery are drawn along the face of the rock, while the telephone is held to the ear of tbe operator. If the rocks contain metals they conduct tbe currents, and tbe movement of tbe brushes along the rough face of the rock KSttBtaMfttt variations therein, wnicn are auuioie no sounds nduced when tbe rock contains no minerals. In examinine detached portions of rocks the latter are placed upon a conducting plate con nected with the telephone through the battery, and the brush at the other terminal is touched to the rock which if it contains metal or metallic ores will cause sounds to be heard b tbe telephone. CLIPPED BITS OF WIT. Strange to say, the literary man's society Is less to be desired when he la a-musing than at any other time Boston Courier. The Sticking Point "Do yon find it hard to turn your Jokes Into poetry?" she asked. "Not so very," replied Tubbs. "The hardest thing Is to turn the poetry Into money." Time. Plenty of Space Cora This is a nice note book for 3Ir. Jlerritt to give me. It has only two leaves In it. Miss Snyder Whata nice diary it would make. if. X. Evening Sun. Meteorological Item Jones Do yonr ears freeze so easily that you have to wear ear muffs? Smith-No. 'Then why do you wear them?" "To avoid hearing blamed fools say so much aDout the cold weather." Texas Sfftlngi No 3Iitigating Circumstances Philadel phia Magistrate Were you ever here beiore? Prisoner-No, Your Honor, I was never arrested hut once, and then It was for a deed I wasn't quits rcsponilble for. "Was the deed committed In a state of Ine briety?" "No, Your Honor; In a Prohibition State loir.,,-PMla(telpMa Record. Popular Preaching First Preacher How do you manage to succeed so well among tha i cowboys out West? Second rrcacher-There were 600 present at my first sermon and I said: "Gentlemen. I'm going, to tell you about a man S feet high, who floored a", glaut II fact high." Then 1 spoke of Goliath and ; David. "Well?" ,-i. "When I finished they gate three cheers for David." Time. "Who is that?" bawled the druggist from ' " anup-stalr window, having been awakened by a' violent pulling at his night bell. . .." "I want 10 cents' worth of paregoric, " replied, . , a voice below. ' j, , 'I want you to understand that I don't open my ,;, store at night for 10 cents' worth or paregoric ex-k,t cept for a customer." " w "But I'm a customer. " "1 don't seem to know you." .' " "Gracious goodness, I'm in your store three or -four times a week to look at your directory!" )' Boiton Courier. Avoiding the Public Eminent States-. v man (walking np to the reporter)-My face Is fa- ' " miliar to you. 1 presume? ' ji Reporter-I have certainly seen you Somewhere, 5 and yet I cannot exactly- ' - , & Eminent Statesman-There Is no use In trying to , keep anything from the watchful eye of a re porter. You recognize me, of course, as Con- ' gressmsn Blank.' Keporter-Why, so It Is! May I Inquire, sir, the object of your visit to our locality? . n Eminent Statesman (with dignity-ion, may's say. sir, that lam traveling through, here laaitu quiei way, aou as iar as y vsaiuiv &T9iamg puQs ir Lr.LuiD'ju jnuujic. .r