June 29, 1942, I — i 2d — THE Orrick CA “A Little Nonsense Now and Then, Is Relished by the Wisest Mea" Shifting Classes Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick 1-A Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down And broke his crown 4-F * * * Like His Pa A small Negro schoolboy gave his teachers no end of trouble When discipline failed, the teachers finally called his mother in. Each teacher told her complaint One sald he stole money, to which the mother replied, pa’ Another said “Jes' like his pa Another said he swore. The Negro woman sighed Ah sho is glad Ah nebbah did marry dat man.” * ff ¢ Cooperation The army has asked a cooperative chipf of Pacific cannibals to make this clear to his followers “Please question all Jap spies or snipers before eating.’ . Keep It Dark “Let me tell you, my friend that horse knows as ‘Jes’ like his he lied “Jes' lke his pa, Farmer Corntassle much as I do” Friend--"Well, don't some day.” tell anybody else; you might want to sell hum No Mose, an enlisted man Alaska airfield. A passing ‘where are you from?” “Ah's from Alabam, suh” said Mose “but when We Wipes out dem Japs and Ah gets back dar, Ah ain't never gwine be from dar no mo.” » * 4 A Little Dull The tourist traveling in the Tennessee mountain country stopped fo ask a native his directions. The mountaineer was unable to t#ll him any of the questions he asked admitting never to have heard of Knoxville, Nashville, or the Georgia line In disgust the traveler asked if the old man had ever heard of George Washington Nope,” was reply “Ever hear of Abe Lincoln? “Nope.” “Well, my good man Hmmm,” thought Mo’ to Roam shivered as he paced his sentry beat on an officer noticed him. “Mose,” sald the officer, the have vou heard of God?” the old man, “Is his last » * * Toothsome A woman had been collecting benefits on her health Insurance policy tor some time Finally a company examiner called on her and after an extended examination said “Madam, it is quite evident that your neuritis is caused by Your teeth and they will have to let me see them. Diease “All right, doctor.” replied. “Hold hand come out she out your * Male or Female A musician walked into an English music on by a new clerk “T want an E string Would you mind Aint been ‘ere long an shop where he was waited sald the customer pickin out yourself I ‘ardly know the ‘es » \ * Consolation married? it 81 asked the clerk from the shes ™ yo When mistress I don’t know, mammy.” married ” Well old maids you gwine to get a colored mammy saked her came the answer “T dont think I'll aver get x siruggiin ' sald mammy | is the happies n an omfort the quit attempt Kind after t to They do say hey . Never Too Old Right after the visitor had left, Grandma, who had been seriously , Stemed to take a decided turn for the better When her daughter came into the room the old lady asked: “What did you say was the name of that new minister?” “That wasn't the new minister who called on you, Grandma was the specialist from the city” “Ye don't say.” sald Gr think he was a mite too mn that andma. “Well, now that you mention it 1 a minister.” did familiar for » AM \S Sprinkle! Sprinkle! Then there's the Scotchman who spanked his children and then vut them out in the flower bed to cry % Singular, Isn't It? An old-time newspaper publisher, who always insisted that the word news” was plural, once wired to a correspondent Are there any news?” To which came the repli; Not a new.” » * - He's Right The cop on night duty was watching a drunk on the porch of one of the houses on his beat. Pinally he walked ovér to the man And asked where he was going “I'm going right In here’ “Well then, my good man, “T did but no answer.” “How long ago was that?” About an hour ago’ “Well ring tt again” “No shir. T'hell with ‘em! ring the bell” Let ‘an walt!” * & @ Serve Bread on Rye It was an old-fashioned blizzard in the heart of the Western Plains that kept Pa and Ma Wilkins and their five sons from stepping out of the house for three days Provisions were getting low and it finally became necessary to burrow ft path through the snow so young Hubert could go to town for food Two days ister, fromen to the bone, young Hubert returned with » huge sack containing 48 bottles of hard liquor and a loaf of bread After examining the contents of the bag. Pa Wiking exclaimed Maw, didn't 1 tell ye we should've sent one of the older boys? Now what In tarnation are we goin’ to do with all that bread?” * » LJ Where There's a Will A wealthy man died without making a will, and his widow, Wanting tll the state, persuaded Mr. Anderson, a poor grooer, to impersonate her husband in the sick bed until a will could be made, She was to pay him & thousand dollars for this service He went to bed and was all wrapped up so the lawyer would not be aware of the deception. The lawyer was called, and In a weak voice the grocer started dictating the will. First of all he bequeathed half of the property to the widow “What shall be done with the remainder?” the Iwyer asked solemnly, unaware of the agitation of the widow “The remainoer.” said the grocer, “1 give and bequeath to Harold A Anderson, the grocer, who lives in the next block. He has always been a #00d neighbor and a deserving man.” nr 34 It Takes Time During a heavy bombardment of an English city an ARP man ran Wp | to the apening of a public shelter, peered In and called, “Are thers any expectant mothers there?” After a very brief pause, a feminine voice replied: We've only been down here a few minutes.” 5» 4 2 A Mell of a Hess “Hard to say | — JACKSONVILLE Visitors with Mrs. George Swope and Mr. and Mrs, Frank Elsenhauer on Sunday were Mr. and Mrs. CNS. ford Swope and daughter, Mr. Elmer Swope and Aaron Fetzer and family and Tom Petzer of Milesburg Mr. and Mrs. Howard Dixson and daughter and grandson, Mrs. How- {ard Lesley of Cleveland, Ohlo, spent lday Wednesday evening Ham Dixson in Mr. and Mrs, Merle Shawley of Chester, visited at the home of Mr and Mrs, Paul Heronimus last Tues- Martha Mae and Annabelle Soyers from Kentucky were also vis- tors there Mrs, Florence Stover and Linn Winters of McElhattan, were Sun- day evening guests at A. A. Garrett home Mr. and visited at Sunday with Mrs Jacksonville Wil- Mrs. Frank the Earl evening Pvt. Jack Mabus leave, and his wife of Bellefonte, spent C. E. Aley home, callers were Mr. and Mrs. Charles Meyer, Miss Mary El- ridge of Lamar, Mrs. Euloda Dailey of Altoona ” John Horner Jr. spent end with Paul Mirontmus, Jr Mr. and Mrs. Kedrick Lobisher and son of Flemington were Sunday supper guests at the A. A home Mr. and Mrs. Harry Baird and son were Sunday supper guests at the Andy Fisher home above Snow Shoe Mrs. Leon Aley and sons Billie and Blaine spent several days with Mrs Spring Mills. Billie for an extended visit Mr. and Mrs. John Vonada and Mr Henry Vonada and son Pad and Mr Homer Yearick called at the Richard Vonada home Saturday evening Mr. and Mrs. Doyle Toner of Mack- eyville, visited Harold Dolan and family Sunday evening Sunday afternoon callers at the Harry Baird home were Mr. and Mrs Eisenhower Harter home on on & three day Miss Betty Aley Sunday at the the week- Garrett remained there Kedrick Lobisher and son Roger Mr from and Mrs. Lewle Butterbaugh Tyrone, and daughter Mary Jane and son Sgt. Dorsey Butter- baugh from Port Livingston, la. spent Thursday at the home of Mr and Mrs. Charles C. Chronister and family Miss Elaine Dixson returned home after two week visit cousin Ruth and Ethel Lock Haver Mr. and Bellefonte, and Mrs of McElhattan callers at t} R ith Ww her MoCaleb of Mrs Chester olf of Florence Stover we 8 Baird Ni ” re inday evening ve Miss Nancy rot home wmeffer of Centre Hall Hall home of urned to her home at Centre after her grandparents Visitors dur P. Ertley Eisenhauer, Mrs and Mrs. Laird Swope, M1 ter Iva and sor Betz Mr. and daughter spending a week at the the week at the D were Mrs. Prank Swope, Mr Mr riley and daugh- Bill, Mrs. Ruth ff Howard Clifford wm home George Korman Guyver F Filmer and childrer Mrs Neta weekend Swope and nt ’ were Ertley Mrs afternoon Mr spent nix guest at the home William Dixson spent Sunday with Miss Delia Garbrick and Mrs. Charles Chronister Sunday at the home Dorsey Osceola Mi Mr and Mrs. Ray Margie Smukes aft Dietz Wit GAY Visit home were Mrs former's par- Chronister al Dietz ar and fam- ily d Pattie spent Sunday Mr» Mrs £4 £THOOY iP eVening L* $5 AT Al parental home and Dieta we At th wi Ororge Boone and Richard MeCaleb of Lock Haver Bainey and Mr, Con! | | J 1 03 Raymond Rodgers field m Ted Dixson Boone, Mrs Mrs Mr Howard, day ’ Ian son George 44 'H aGine- had ner at the same place Mrs Hubert Vonada took her day School class to Hecla for er roast Sunday ing present were Clara Belle Bartley becca and Barbara Shaffer and Paul Hironimus John Pred and Ralph Bartley, Kathryn Conaway. Homer Weight. Grace and Dorothy Hoy. Paul and Lioyd Rod. gers, Hubert and Donald Vonada John Horner of Oak Hall, Tommy Doherty of Howard BLANCHARD The canvassing for the soldier vote has been completed and the local election board will sit on July 7th to review the names reported Mrs. Eugene Lettic and Infant son returned to her home in Lock Haven on Wednesday Mrs. Robert Carter and her sister Miss Doris Bolopue visited with Mrs Carter's husband, a member of the U 8B Navy. Inst week. Seaman Car. ter in stationed at Boston Mrs. Prank Courter and daughter Miss Louise Courter are visiting for a few days with Mr. and Mrs. Prank. lin Courter of Clearfield Pvt. Milford Oardner who has been stationed at Trinidad, for two years returned home for a 28 day furlough last week. Pvt Gardner a the son of Mr. And Mrs. D. C. Oard- ner Seaman James Ray Is now spend- ing a short time while his ship Is In port, with his mother Mrs. Earl Shilling Mrs. Anna Eagan and mother re. turned last week from several weeks visit with relatives In Ohlo and In. diana The Misses Louise and Doris Bol opue and Mra. Robert Oarter are spending the week In Osceola Mills Mr. and Mrs. Lester Peters are the parents of a son, barn last week, This is the first boy to be born In this family Sun a wein- Those Re Helen Yearick ver Several men from the Church of Chilst went to Stillwater on Satur. day to help erect cottages for the | Sunday School camp there. Other {than Rev. Rogers the party included Mr. Harry Kunes, 8. 8. Williams and Mr. Alva Miller, a A — — LL — RHEUMATIS Eo Ea SLE ETRE $8 and $100 por Ben 04 draaviens A GO Lusher, PD, Osateuville, Pa. — THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PZ. | QRVISTON There were 100 present at Sunday | Achool { Pfe. Paul Gray of Camp Philips, Kansas, is spending a furlough with his parents, Mr. and Mis. W, O. Gray Mack Packer of Baltimore, spent Bunday with his father Packer Mrs. Doris Shady of Lock Haven spent the weekend with her mother, Mrs. Blanche Daley Mr, and Mrs. Clyde Confer and family and Barbara Peters of Beech Creck, visited relatives here on Sun- day Mr home and Ohlo Mr. and Mrs Mr. Antis Confer Sunday at the home Mr family 0 on Md, John and Mrs after a Mrs. Sheldon returned with Mr at Akron, Don Gray week's visit Giray Charles Confer and of Howard, spent Sherman Confer John Gray and Hall, visited the W H. Gillespie homes and Mrs of Mill Gray and G Sunday Mr Heaton and visited Mrs. Oscar family of Flemington his brother Fred and family John Packer is visiting a few days with his Max Packer of Baltl- more, who Is soon entering the Army Melvin McCloskey, Robert Shearer, Jack and Bob Lucas and Dick Lomi spent the weekend at the Owl Hollow hunting camp The Lavol Daughters Inst Monday at the home John Rhoads Mr. and Mrs. Frank tertained at dinner Sunday | Mr brother who is home on a I SONS thi Mrs rence, Darel] Clyde and son son met Mrs class of Confer en- n honor of Confer's Lawrence irlough from were: Mir Clair Confer and children Pris Mr and daughter jorte and son Elwood, Mrs and family, Mr. and Brungard and childre: Smith. Mrs. Malinda Confer, Mrs Leland Bechdol and family, Mr, and Mrs. Roy Confer, Barbara Peters Hugh Confer and Paul Lomison, Jr Mr. and Mrs. Prank and children Mrs. Keefer Mill visited with Mrs. Madeline and William Poorman over the weekend RUNVILLE iidrens Day on Bunday and Over Ro and Law i Mrs Mar- Daal Peters Mrs. Ralph Mrs. Eleanor resent presen lin Confer onfer Hall Gunsallus of that evening MIvYIOe last attended took Ver n part we who helped to ane! Mrs re make 1 & su Hackenburg 4 visd Mery were weekent Mr. and ut Ar family Hackenburg Hardy visited Mrs and of the Iast Thursday the same Wayne son nt heme of Hus or at home of Bellefonte nite with and wig! s home or hy [ots Watson na his sister, Mrs family Mr itr La Mr " 1, Kepler W Mrs Ernest Hospital nicely Richard Purl took dinner with nis parent "1s ast Sunda School next Sunday mom. PM Preaching at Christian Endeavor Sunda " nm NE TY ice at 76 LITTLE NITTANY A the nor James Mr. and Mrs f Hublershurg. He I» his many friends as spending a 30-day parents. Those Mrs. Blalr Calvin Young, Harter Verna Chety Ingram Teddy, Hal. Eimer. Earl Harold, Donnie bn sk ot sna: held Sunday Mate 3 ¢ at OMe he ir son of were Mr and Mr. and Mrs Mrs. Earl Esther, Willign and Virginia Junior. Dale den and Glenn Young Ir. Betly, Melvin, Gladys Mary, Evelyn. Charles and Harter and Clair Kenetch, After. noon visitors were Mr. and Mm John Harter and daughter, Hazel and Miss Helen White. Evening vis lors were Mr Mrs. Fravel Els. enhaner Mr ited Ear present Ingram Mr and and vis at the Mrs. John McCully ast Monday evening Harter home, Saturday visitors were Laird Peimiee and Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Harter and daughter Kathleen Mr and Mrs daughter Martha supper g1esis home In and Orvis Clark and were last Bunday at the Jesse Probst Lock Haven — - ——— JULIAN Clarence Flack Jr. who I» In train Ing at the Naval base at Bainbridge, Md. Is spending a 10-day leave with his wife and children at this place Howard Walk of Port Matilda, vis. ited his sister Mrs. George Dillon Howard was discharged from the army recently on account of Injuries received while In training Billy and Oaill Exhard of Tyrone, spent the weekend at the Charles Alexander home The children of the Methodist church will give a Children's Day | program on Sunday evening, July ind. Everbody Is welcome ! Mr. ahd Mrs. John Wellar and children visited his sister Mrs. Pearl Havice at Lewistown on Friday. i The Youth Pellowship group of the Methodist church are collecting paper and other waste materials for the salvage drive. They will be glad {of any contributions anyone has to offer. This Is not only a benefit to the church organization but le need. ed for the war effort and everyone should make an effort to contribute The different kinds of paper, with i SCOTIA (By BH. M. Williams) Visitors at the Fdwarda Horner home on SBunday were: Pvi Horner, who is home on a ten day furlough from Santiago Cal. He I leaving for California on Monday to return to camp. Other visitors were Mr. and Mrs. Carl Hout: dren, Mr. and Mrs. Elwood and children, Mr, and Mrs Bickle and LeRoy Ride: Visitors at the Adolph Reed home on Sunday Mir Mrs. Dan Shuey children of Ju lian M1 day (ieorge and chil- Horner Walter were and and three Johanna Williams with her daughter, Stine of Slate Last fer supper driveway wife to lo my Cinie Veede; and spent Bun Mrs. Thom n College shortly af- into Tuesday evening fn Chl and 1 w nsked by see who wag out there ise it was Mr. and Wilkinsburg Mary wi drove our the and Mr: Mrs na surpr Veeder wa the former a cousin short Veeder's HY is § the visit mnt { tive Ol ier paid fn Mrs William ve pald Hew M moved L. Bel Poorman State CC home Mrs, William Monda farm and Saxion Hoge i were held on rel TT yioes ning at (rays hand a we attended ¥ program were ined HEAENICE Bio WOODWARD Before this week July already we'll be time flies wee shorter Ard 10 elomen How Bi Wednesday of last are beginning Mrs Marie days i Mr daughter beaut! get Harold irned ana mother ry Mrs Eisenhu Donald respectively The time vest ad having PORT MATILDA (RD Ne 1) Robert M. Williams } re home afler a with her husba: the Army loshin n have hard of f we 14 : farmers iret n = | . : . t get their @ wD due to the rainy weather we ve beet Mrs red thie { Cpl Air Ru Baws Fei it bw Willams of Pueblo Mine weeker Bell My Rie whic? Coin Nettie Bh ad with ebherger 81 Mis: Hanna! w her aunt Crazier of Tyrone and Mr» the parents Sherman Near) of ™ been named Dennis Michael The mother getils along fine. but the son was taken the Philipsburg Hospital for ment, and is reported 10 be gett slong Nine at present Mr. Alonza Nearhoof daughter a: grandson of Tyrone. and Mrs. Der ¥ pl Fev sy! has i= treat ng vi C. Y. WAGNER & COMPANY WAGNER'S QUALITY FLOUR A Hard Wheat Pal. Flour WAGNER'S OUR BEST FLOUR 50-50 Blend WAGNER'S VERY BEST FLOUR Winter Wheat Wagner's 16° Dairy Feed Wagner's Pig Meal Wagner's Egg Mash Wagner's Chick Starter and grower, Wagner's Scratch Feed Wagner's Chick Feed Rydes Cream Calf Meal Eshelman’s Dog Feed Dealers in All Kinds of Grains ¢ BELLEFONTE, PA. New Jersey Mit nis Murphy of day with My hoot Mr. and Mrs. Lenni Nearhoo!'s Mr Mrs funeral of Jim Herdsman last Satu day Mri Joves her father Mrs. Richard writing. Her peedy recovery Mr M1 ana spent a and John Near Mrs. David Horback and Burke aspen J y 1 Beckwith tended Mrs. John Beckwith al and and Certie ‘ JOR John Zerby and daug 0 spending a law at | mre few dn in and Mrs in Tyron Melvir of Ba uraay Mrs dren weekend with Mr. and Mry and Mi Ear Earl Hosbaru AlvM "eT "ay vi Urba Legal Notices EXRECLTOR'S NOTIHCOY i Pi TRICE NOTIO) MA s Nba EXECUTORS SALS PERSONA) ADMININTHRATHINS ate 3 : NF SNOT FIER Dig WM. an ADMINISTRATOR'S f Crider’s MEET JE Lg Cella he Ls Sen el fell BY SAVING NOW... ADMINISTRATOR { Er ISTHRATORS Frchange NOs BEF] NOE OF REAL AND PROPERTY RECAPPING AND VULCANIZING NEW TIRES, TURES WHEELS AND RIMS KEYSTONE TIRE SERVICE KR. Potter Street Bellefonte, Pa Home Owned and Operated " CHIIANT JT G a KIN RANKIN ENCY MARY M Agent COMPLETE INSURANCE SERVICE Building BILIEVONTE, PA sy ys lA aya 8 ga: tlh hi eS CINE INERT co BUY A NEW REFRIGERATOR Y saving today, yon make possible desirable purchases tomorrow. And by; having in mind definite things yon want, find it easier to save regularly through ar Bond buying or savings deposits, «fy © If you expect to be in need of a new cleos tric refrigerator when home appliances come on the market again, you can look forward to improvements even on the fine vefrigerstors which were avadable just before the war, P For 25 years the growing popularity of electric refrigerators resulted in constant Improvements and lower cost, In 1921, only | 10,000 household electric refrigerators had Deen and the average cost was | $600; by 1931, 2,800,000 had been bought and the average cost had to $275: By 1941, 18,000,000 had been bought, and be cont bad further dropped 10 an average "of $152 for a better product than had cved been available before, sam } Most of the major changes in efficiency, usefulness and convenience have probably already been made, though we can expeet farther gradual improvements F One additions! value which will be avails able in the new refrigerators is the frosm Jood compartment, lr the storage ol roses vegetables, fruits and meats, rme—— \ Today's Savings Serve a Double Purpose The Government is urging everyone to sve as much a pos. | "wile in the battle agaimet demoralising lation. Also by en Yow wr ebb ees Sf st weed tomorrow. Every dollar saved thar dors double duty
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