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NATIONAL €DITORIAL
SSOCIATION
tive SVember_
CIRCULATION OVER 7,000 COPIES EACH WEEK
How Your Government Takes
Care of Dependents of Soldiers
The following explains how
Government will help enlisted men m
I'd
in the lowest grades of
take care of dependents with Fam-
fly Allowances under Public Law
625--T7th Congress
[R22
What is a Family
government check
dier's dependents regularly I
month. The Family Allowance is
made up of money set aside [rom
his pay and money
the government It is granted only
upon application. It is payable only
to dependents eligible under the law
These include, primarily, wife and
child (Class A relatives): dependent
parents and minor dependent sisters
and brothers (Class B dependent
How much is set aside from
soldier's pay? $22 a month,
allowance is for Class A
only, or class dependents only
service oO
Allowance
sent to the
every
relatives
B
$27 a month, if it is for both Class tirely
A and Class B.
How much will the soldier’
pendents get? Wife, $50; wife
child, $62; wife and 2 childre
wife and mother only, $847; wife
parents, $80.
How soon does a Family Allow-
ance begin to be paid? The allow-
ance begins to accrue the month
after he applies and is payable when
that month has ended. Por instance
if he applies in March, the allow-
ance begnis to accrue In April and
is payable in May
Who may apply? The soldier may
apply as soon as he Is on active
duty. All enlisted men in the fourth,
fifth, sxith or seventh grades may
apply. Dependents may apply, too,
but it is better for the soldier him-
self to do it. His wife or child (also
a divorced wife to whom alimony
is payable) may receive this benefit
with or without his consent. But
Class B dependents may receive it
only if the soldier agrees.
How is application made? Appli-
cation is made only on the official
form WD, AGO 825. These forms are
available at Reception Centers, Re-
eruiting Stations, local Chapters of
the American Red Cross, Service
Command Headquarters, and the
Office of Dependency Benefits,
Is documentary proof of relation-
ship and dependency required? Yes,
and soldiers or relatives should |
gather that proof before submitting
applications and attach it to appli-
cation. Documentary evidence con-
sists of certified copies of the pub-'
lic or church record of marriage and
of the birth of the soldier's child-
ren; two affidavits of dependency,
sworn to by distinterested person,
for each Class B dependent named
in application. Evidenze must ac
company any application filed by a
relative or dependent of the soldier,
All Army men may authorize a
Class E Allotment from their pay.
For their dependents; for a civilian
life-insurance premium: to a bank, |
for a savings or a checking account
in the soldier's name or in the name
of a dependent.
What is a Class E Allotment? The
Class E Allotment is a voluntary |
allotment authorized by a man in
the Army, by WAACs, by Army!
nurses and by certain civilian em- |
of the War Department on
duty outside the United States. The |
allotment is taken from the allotter's |
pay each month and sent to his!
dependents in the form of a Gov-|
ernment check. It may be in any
de-
and
amoutit the allotter wishes to auth- ize other things placed in contact |
orize, provided (if he is an enlisted |
man) he leaves himself not less!
than $10 a month. An officer may al-
lot his entire pay and allowances,
Who mails the checks? The Office |
of Dependency Benefits, 213 Wash- |
| glat,
time to search
which will be added to the museum |
in the Bchool of Mineral Industries. |
3 Newark, N. J ad-
ters Clas
her soldier's benefits,
1 checks
How soon will an allotment be
paid? An allotment is payable at
the end of the month for which it
made. Check may be malled dur-
following month. An allot-
it authorized to begin in Jan-
is payable in February
i a soldier authorize an allot-
ment and also apply for a Pamily
we? Yes, if in the fourth,
ixth, or seventh grades of the
as of and issues
all chec
the
increase, decrease, or dis-
an allotment? A soldier
may do so at any time on the official
form provided for this purpose .
What is the difference between an
llotment and a Family Allowance?
Hotment is a sum deducted en-
from the serviceman’s own
Can he
continue
17, A Family Allowance consists of
a sum deducted from his pay. plus
a sum contributed by the Govern-
ment, and is payable only to certain
relatives or dependents
Who directs the ODB? Colonel H
Gilbert (AGD) is the Director.
Colonel Gilbert, a veteran of World
War 1, was in charge of pre-Pearl
Harbor recruiting activities for the
Army
ur
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PINE GROVE MILLS +H
CLUB HOLDS MEETING
Fhe Pine Grove Mills 4-H Club
held its regular meeting March 8, nt
the school house, with 37 members
and several parents present. The
necting was in charge of the presi-
dent, Margaret Rhodes.
It was decided that a small ser.
vice flag for the former club mem-
ters in the service should be order-
ed
Most of the meeting was taken up
with project selections for the com-
ing year, in charge of E. B. Tait, as-
sistant county agent.
Election of officers for the coming
year was held, with the following
officers elected: president, Ruth
Grubb; vice president, Charles My-
ers: secretary-treasurer, Margaret
Rhodes; song and game leader, Dor-
othy Rhodes; and news reporter,
Frank Musser.
Games were played, and Mr. Jefl-
rics of State College, showed slides
taken on a trip to Memphis, Tenn,
by a &H judging team.
It was decided that the next meet-
ing be held In the Boalsburg High
School building, April 12.
PENN STATE ALUMNUS
GIVES RARE COLLECTION
A former student of the Pennsyl-
vania State College who is now in
the armed forces has sent to his Al-
ma Mater a collection of unusual and
precious minerals.
Trained at Penn State as a geolo-
Corporal Edward R. Barnsley,
now at Hot Springs, Ark., has found
Specimens sent in by Barnsley in.
clude cinnabar, wavellite, oryital
quartz, and lodestone. The quartz is
a rare specimen that at one time was
broken but has healed itself,
Cinnabar is an ore of mercury,
and wavellite Is a source of alum-
inum phosphate, The lodestone is
also of rare quality that will magne-
with it.
Profits based upon service are jus-
tified but those based upon mon-
opoly or manipulation are not justi-
5
E Allotments as well
Fr ow You MAY
SERVE IN THE
WAVES, SPARS
(This Is the fifth of a series of
"questions and answers” published In
‘behalf of the women In this area
iwho are Interested In joining the
Nuvy's WAVES or Coast Guard
SPARS. Application blanks and fur- |
[ther Information may be secured at |
the Navy Recruiting Station in the |
Post OfMce Bullding at
Atlantle City, N. J. Chester, Har
risburg, Lancaster, Reading, Secran-
ton, Wilkes-Barre, Williamsport,
York, Altoona, DuBols, Johnstown,
New Castle, or Uniontown,
Q.—~Must 1 be single in order to be
considered for the WAVES or
BPARS?
A No. A married woman may en-
list in the WAVES, providing her
husband Is not in the Navy, and a
married woman may enlist in the
SPARS provided her husband is not
in the Coast Guard
Q.—~May I be married
in the service?
A.—Yes
after 1 am
with these qualifications
You may not marry during Indoe-
trination or training After Indoc-
trination and training, if you marry
a man in the Navy, in the case of a
WAVE. or a man in the Coast
Guard, In the case of a SPAR, you
must resign or be discharged
QC
Hist?
A.~Women with children under 18
will not be anecepted either In the
WAVES or SPARS
Q After 1 have joined
WAVES or SPARS, may 1 resign?
A.A letter to your Commanding
Officer, requesting discharge and
tating vour reason, will be forward-
ed for consideration. But in wartime,
resignations are discouraged
Q I am
service In WAVES or
am 1 on active duty as 2000 a
in?
with children
©“r-
an women
the
accepted for
SPARS,
1 am
Suppose
the
sworn
A You may
told to report home on inactive duty
or be order
training
WRining
Not necessarily
to await further orders
ed Lo proceed Ww
immediately
Q. Must 1 pay my own
to Philadelphia if TI am
ny final examination?
A No. Transportation will be fur.
nished, at government expense, 0
and from your home
a
CXDETINeS
called for
Random Items
Continged from page one)
the other end of the garden h
f { and peels paper
he
fires the
like mad
turning on the furnace draft in the
morning. He anchored an alan
Jock near the furnace, equipped
with
a cord | the pulley to a trig
rangement . He
the clock for the hour he wants
heat twwned on. When the alarm
rings, the pulley turns, sets off the
trip and the draft Ix on. Let's hear
f you other gadget
(gat Th
Another device is ©
alarm kes a puliey and
fe
¥ 4 $3
the damper
f1om sone men
AT LAST:
At long last
tioning. and it's a good thing. Now
each one of us w know how much
we're entitled to and wont have to
and reads dash the neigh-
borhood grocery at a moment's no-
ice when word is around
They've just shipment
of butter.”
TREE:
For many
who occupies
we've to butter
Come
« to
passed
received a
oitha Jim Weaver,
collage Opposite
Wagner's mill, feared a slant red
oak tree on an embankment at the
rear of his house would topple and
crush his home. The owner of the
property. Prothonotary Bond While,
y tree<dover from way back, didn't
1 destroving the old oak, but re-
apparent that it
80 last Thursday
Bond and Bob Ripka went out to do
the job. They cut the tree lo fall
pway from the house, but a project.
ing Umb caused it to swerve over the
bank. Down it went, crashing heave
fly against Weaver's lHitle house
Weaver, who knew nothing of the
felling operations, rushed to the door
but found it jammed. He rap to a
window, and upen discovering what
had happened broke out with an
epic tirade, not one line of which is
printable, Finally. in a voice which
could have been heard on the Dia-
mond he yelled “Cet me out of
here!” White and Ripka wisely left
ithe door jammed shut until Weaver
had collected himself somewhat.
Next day, Jim, who by then was tak-
ing a broad view of the incident,
told friends “1 thought a bomb bad
dropped. The whole place shook and
m
a
{dow and never did come back!”
BR
Abe Lincoln Hite
Visits County Schools
Abraham Lincoln Hite, Penn
| Btate's traveling War Stamp sales-
{man, made a successful tour through
| the schools In towns north of Belle
| fonte this week, with most satisfac
{ tory results.
{ In Central City schools fales were
{as follows: 5th and 6th grades,
taught by Mrs. Toner Robb, $248.80;
7th and 8th. taught by Mrs. MeNich-
ols, $22.50; 3rd and 4th, taught by
Mrs. Robinson, $54.50; 1st and 2nd,
‘a total of £346.15. The schools adopt.
ed the slogan “Down With the
Nazis!” .
grade five taught by Mr. Budinger,
bought $40.05 In stamps, and grade
four purchased stamps totaling $10.
The total for the Clarence schools
of which Miss Zoe Meek is principal,
wos $122.
The total at the Cherry Run
i school was $25.
We know some people will think
thig Is business-boosting, but, really,
advertising In The Centre Democrat
is an excellent investment.
for these mi o | taught by Anna Schroyer, $20.38, or!
In Snow Shoe borough schools,
total sales were $123.55; in Clarence, |
Allentown, |
C. E. D~What kind of
seas?
Ans. The Bureau of
travel best by mail are the
and crumbly but
round
A.B L-~Whs
Ans. --This is due to
ring the pre
C. 0. L~What
Ans ~The
1 arrowheads
D. C, P~Whal
Ans —Dimpl
es
RM. W.-What
Horn?
Ans
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Yuan
8S R. E—-How
Ans The inch w»
thumb
M E R-—Can an ai
ADE. An airplane
1838. Alrplanes were
Ang
cookies are the most suitable for sending over.
Home Economic ays that the cookies that
firm, rather soft, thick ones. Thin brittle sng
3 break easily, Bguare COOK ey pack belie;
ter cooks
for thie
yvihia blossom
that the
does 0 early in
bilo
the fact
vious summer
Cross?
of Malta from fou
10pied a
{ the Maltese
by the Knight
points, and ac
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meeting i
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Gen, Chiang Kai
Memnon of
tive
s launched from a dinigibie
British R-33 in
United States
the
Lie
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overed ire
was ls Girigible
sa UCAOY
gible Lx ele Macon as
ned cereals so Imporiant today
Ans. They are 11
erals and vitamin
ry M. How i
Ans The material is
submitied to great
expels the alr and draw
a permanent pattern on thu
K. F~What is the bh
sued?
Ans ~The 5
F. S.~How much
ANS ~=NOne
It manganese
Pp. C. E~Wio was
Ans ~The expression was u
the Terre Haute, Ind, Express
the expression, and
"™ E. B. V~Does an
men?
Ans—The Headquarters of the Women's Army Auxiliary Corps Says
that it is not compulsory that enlisted men of the United States Army
salute officers of the Corps, but a: a matier of courtesy they will prob
ably do so
abundant, contain extent proton
are relatively Inexpensive
and
sik produced
moistened, folded to g orrtain way and then
hydraulic machinery, The pressure slowly
moistur wp Which remain as
fabri
the pattern in moire
rates
44 ure O35
tw e Into waved i:
shop
by { denomination of war stamps
staving
tame AMT ican:
have bought nearly 6.000.000 of
inthe U. 8
copper, 35 }
nickel remains
6 per
five-cent piece?
It ha cent wr pent silver and
ol
’
of the saying, "Go West, young man?”
sed by John Babson Boule in an article in
in 1851. Horace Orecley was attimcted bY
n ctitorial in the New York Tribune
officer of the WAAC: rate
the autoor
used It Ing
a salute from service
LL MIs the Office of Price Administration an independent agency?
= Ans. The Emergency Price Control Act of 1942, approved by Presi-
mit Roosevelt on January 30, created the Office of Price Administration
as an independent agency under the direction of a price administrator,
B. C—~What is the most important instrument in an orchestra?
Ans. The violin Is so considered,
- D. 8. NWhat siatue of Washington is said to be the best likeness?
French sculptor Jean Antoine Houdon in
Ans~-The statue by the
tie Capitol ot Richmond, Va. During a visit to Mt, Vernon, the artist
made several plaster casts of Washington's features, taking them back
to Paris with him. Gouverneur Morris posed for the body.
—
A. L. HHow many books have been contributed to the Victory Book
campaign?
Ang. More than o million have been dotiated
* B. D~Where is the boundary between Europe and Asia?
The division consists of an imaginary line along the Ural
' part
HER visit 1
LOUISA’S
LETTER
i Doar Louisa:
I married a widower about a year
Ro. He had two children and [ am
{very fond of both of them, One child |
is very agreeable und easy to man- |
age, while the other is quite a probe
lem. He is an attractive child but
if 1 correct him he tells me that 1 From
am not his renl mother and be!
doesn't have to mind anyone but his | take my pen and bottle of Ink in my hand and
| der:
daddy |
I don't know exactly what to do!
Lecause I want the child to love me, | back lot by a mule last 1
but this kind of situation is bad for!
him as well as for me, What do you
racvise me to do? i
STEP-MOTHER Ark
EW er |
This Is a situation that no one but
your hwband can handle, Anyone
who takes care of-a child is entitled |
to obedience, and it is your hus-
duty to explain to his son
band’
that he must obey you while he is
tin your care. There is nothing that
will wreck discipline and happiness
in a home quicker than for two par-
tents to be divided their ideas of
bringing up a child and in letting
him know it. He takes advantage of
uch a situation to get his own way
and do as he pleases. He plays one
parent against the other and ends
up by causing discord in the fam-
ily
So tell your husband to get on the
ob and straighten things out before
they get control
8 beyond 1
LOUIBA
ir
in
1b
Dear Louisa
I am engaged U
and he will have
a fine young man
to leave the jast
of this month. He wants me
ils § but it will take sev
days to make the trip by ear
think it will be all right for
of us to go should we
someone else along?
GRETA
to
parents -
eral
Do y
Just two
take
ou
or
New Jersey
Answer
It will 3" 10 lake someone
cle along. If you could make the
trip in one day, or if you could break
it by staying with friends, it would
be permissable for the two of you to
go nlone, But under the circum-
AANOES where you will have 0
spend several nights in botels along
the way, I am afrald your reputa-
would suffer two of you
BO DO)
wl
:
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ton i the
yourselves
LOUISA
‘Greatest Baseball
Hitter That Ever Lived’
(Continged from pepe one)
porarily
achievement
there «tin
wil remadn
hy
the
the memories
feats father, whom Dr
H. C. Carlson, Pitt basketball coach,
teammate, calls “Fabulous Phil”
“He was the greatest baseball hi
ter Lal ever lived.” Carlson says of
Papa Dillon. “And I'm not forget-
ting fellows like Babe Ruth, Joe Di-
Maggio and others when I say that
A ‘Killing’ Hitter
1 can stil] vividly recall the time
I was managing the Ellsworth in-
dependent team. We were playing
at Bentleyville. Phil came up and
the Bentleyville firs! basctnan moved
in, anticipating a bunt I had the
umpire stop the game while I ime.
piored the firet baseman 0 move
back and save himself from serious
injury. But it was to ho aval] and so
1 stepped back and covered my eves
with my hands. I knew what this
Dillon could ob heard the crack
of the bat and I took my hands away
from my eyes. The ball sizzied past
the first bateman’s ears and he
{rope in his tracks. Before he could
turn around the ball had bounced off
three or four sycamore trees in right
fied.
“At the Ellsworth field there was
8 slag dump In right and the fel.
ows used to brag about hitting a
ball to the dump on the roll. The first
time Phil came up there he rapped
one halfway up the siag pile. 1 re.
call him hitting one into the middie
of the lake at Kane, and that’s &
real wallop. Why, he used to smack
that dead apple into the right field
jetands at Porbes Field consistently.
Oustanding Gridder
“Yes, sir, he was the greatest hit-
of the
ter that ever lived. And hie lived for,
only three things to carry a foot-
ball, hit a baseball] and eat Fellow,
he could really £0 to town in that
cating league!
“He was a great ball carrier at
Mountains to about the middie of the north bank of the Caspian Sea. The pitt. but he didn't like to do any-
southern line Is an irregular one from south of Batwm on the Black Bea
heaved. The cat jumped ott the win | to considerably south of Baku on the Caspian Sea. It follows the Araxes
{ hea
! River for a large part of the way
P. R. NWhat is the largest snake?
Ans —The anaconda is the world's largest snake. Specimens have been
recorded as long as forty-two feet, A Brazilian scientist reports that he
measured one forty-six and one-half feet long.
N. T. B~Is glass a liquid or a solid?
Ans ~Glass 1s a liquid, though a rigid one
A. P. PWhen will Easter fall on April 25 again?
Ans—Easter will not come on April 25 again during this century
R. 8. 8~What is the religious affiliation of James F. Byrnes?
Ans.—Mr. Byrnes is a Presbyterian,
C. N. G~Whint is the origin of the belief that the wearing of a cers
i tain kind of ring warus off rheumatism?
Ans.—According to legend, the first cramp ring was given to King Fd.
| ward the Confessor of England (1004-1066) by a pilgrim returned from
| Jerusalem, who explained its supposedly miraculous properties,
D. P. T~Has Germany any airplane carriers?
Ans According to Jatest available reports, Germany has two aircraft
| carriers, the Graf Zeppelin and the Deutschland, laid down in 1936,
W. 8. D—How much gold is there in the ocean?
| Ans~There is about one cent’s worth of gold in a thousand gallonc
| of sea water,
| a—
i IL M. TWhere in the Bible is St. Paul's greatest argument for resur.
i rection?
| Ans-It may be found in I Corinthians, chapter 15.
i M. M.—How Jong does jt take to bulld a bomber?
i Ans~It takes more than 100,000 man hours to bulld a modern Amer-
| ican long-range heavy bomber.
; E. 0 Mo-How many full Generals have there been in the United
¥
Ans ~The War Department says that twelve men have attained the
rank of full General in We history of the United States Army.
thing but carry the ball, He could
run and power his way through the
best. When he was at Bellefonte
Academy he led his team to a vie.
{tory over Penn State's varsity and
ithe teams severed relations”
Fabulous Phil is now a mining en-
gineer for Bethlehem Steel and,
while he still follows the sports of
the day, his interest is centered on
that bigger and far more important
fight In which he hopes his three
sons will be able to play a major
role.
Truck Skids Down Bank
A large tractor-trailer ran off the
(road oh Route 15 near Liberty and |
| skidded over a 15-foot embankment,
{The driver, Jerry Dennison, was not’
[indured, Workmen worked a fall
day to release the. truck. Damage
has not been estimated.
Everybody is for price contro} if
{ic doesn't affect thelr individual
iprofits,
LAZY
May wus
and
!
|
|
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| here, is still dead and doing nieel)
| she left behind, so you are no longer a poor boy
| fant the only relation you have
{ last
{into the dining room and said to
March 2%, 1943.
THE
Orrice CAx
“A Little Nonsense Now and Thes.
Is Relished by the Wisest Men”
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Cine inopoly
Beplober the twiced
your Mother's Cousin on your Father's Bide
As 1 have nothing to do and wishing not to do
pew
I thought I =
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You a
Please excuse dis lead pencil
We are well at present except my brudoor
ight, The mule Is not «>
population of the art
Hoping this will find
y found two thousand dollars tked
Also You au
Wo =
who Wa
pecied
i
Your rich aunt who died of
After she died the
Wp 4
Living is an uncle
War
Your brother
year and a hall
Your wife was tooked 0 the sanity aysium yesterda
crazy to see you. I saw your little boy this morning for tie lr
think he looks just like you, but he right
worry about that if 1 was you
Bill went to work this morning. The
He might get oul sooner on good behavior
aM al oLherwl «
post overcoat, un
will cut
"A
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you
off
I am sending by
80 much an ounce to send it, 1
buttons in the inside pocket
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Val They ha
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Vinegar
1 almost forgot to tell you
a prety good wife, She 8 from
tock over there Wo select from
As this is all I have to say, 1 w
the same. Hoping this letter will reach you
will answer it soon, 1
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Yours confectionery
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Gregory. a U. 8 man, © medium-sized, ang ol
ng. One nig sshore he walked into a small honky-tonk Lal
y and & voloe that flied the Toon (
versbhody drinks.”
Iminediately the bar was jamined the house filled all thie as
everybody drank. Then with the impertinence of a king, Gregor;
into his pocket, pulled out a dime, laid it on the counter
when Gregory pays, everybody pers” And out he!
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He Rnew Them All
First Tramp-"1 knew all the big men, I kbs
had only one gallon of oil. 1 knew Carnegie whe
of steel.’
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pickle”
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And I suppose you knew Hein
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Johnny Was Excused
When the teacher of a nearby oouniry
the other morning fo explain one of her
somewhat flabbergasted but managed
note read like this:
“Dear Teacher: Please excuse Jonn for
day because he is delecate and there “a
1. 8 #
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The Laugh on Him
Mr. Jones had recently become the father of
stopped him in the streel to congratulate him
“Well, Jones,” he said, “7 that
Bmiled on me.” repeated Jone W
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The Bare Fact
A teacher asked her clas: of chiki
fellow spoke up: “I know, teacher IY
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Hard to Believe It
“Do you believe in heaven?” ssked the mingle
“No,” replied the Jew,
“Do you beileve iu belli?”
“Well,” replied the Jew. “I Devi:
gone somevere.”
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2
Moaning
He kissed her on the cheek
It seemed a harmless frolic:
He's been: laid up for a week
They say, with painter's
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Sarah Did It
“Sarah.” said her mistress, during the dituser hour
to the basement and get the catsup?”
Sarah deparied, and a few minutes later the family heard a grest
shooing and scampering of feet, Shortly after Sarah cane bresthieesly
Her astoniched mistress:
Coli
will you go down
“They're up, mum.”
“What are up?” ared the astoiished mistress
“The cats, mum.”
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Hush Your Mouth
o t beel, 8c; saufage, 9c; hams, llc; butler, 15¢; polatoes, Soc
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bushel
Now don't get excited; this is merely a market quotation of thirty.
five years ago.