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EDITORIAL
om Gen. MacArthur's Order of the Day
Following the Victory at New Guinea
Te God Almighty 3 give
thanks for that guidance which
has brought us to this success
in our great crusade, His is the
honor, the power and the glory
forever. Amen,
church door, faith, hope and charity fy
When politics enters the
out at the window
Even the Germans are admitting that the Red army is staging an
offensive.
The people at home owe much to the men in the armed services of
the nation. The debt cannot be paid by chiseling on wartime regulations
Farmers will do well not to triflle with inflation,
they will pay more than their share of the bill
In the long run
The idea that rationing of any type will work on the “honor” of
everybody Is absurd. There is always a small minority ready to violate
any rule.
Mother and Dad. don't worry about your boys in service He's re-
ceiving the best of care. And, to help him with his personal problems,
the American Red Cross has assigned a Red Cross Field Director to his
post or station. So, don't worry. He's in good hands,
With the average soldier eating about five and a half pounds of food
every day, the Army buys about 15000 tons of food daily at a cost of
$2,750,000. You can readily see where at least some of the nation’s food
goes.
OPINION OF A FIGHTER
“It is foolish to say that the battleship, the aircraft carrier, the
airplane, or anything else is the one thing that will win the war,” de-
clares Lieutenant Harold H. Larsen, Commander of the Navy's famous
Torpedo Squadron 8.
The Lieutenant, now on leave in this country, explains that “it's the
combination of all that will win" and adds that “the cooperation of
the Army, Navy and Marines in the Pacific is excellent.”
This is the report of the naval officer who was in action at Midway
and has seen four months of action off Guadalcanal since last Septem-
ber. In twenty-seven attacks against Japanese ships and ground posi-
tions, the squadron has lost only one plane and not a single pilot, In nine
torpedo attacks, it has hit every type of Japanese ship from battieship
to destroyer, although, he admits, the Japanese “threw a lot of lead at
It might be a good idea to get a certified copy of the Lieutenant's in-
terview for distribution among the arm-chair and typewriter strategists
who are always telling us how the war should be won and insisting upon
a unified command.
FIVE BROTHERS LOST ON ONE SHIP
The heaviest blow suffered by any single American family since
Pearl Harbor, and probably in our naval history, is that experienced by
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas 8. Sullivan, of Waterloo, Iowa, who lost five sons
when the Cruiser Juneau went down in the blazing battle off Guadal-
canal,
The brothers, it is reported. joined the Navy with the provision that
they not be separated, Navy officials point out that this violated estab.
lished policy which divides members of families in wartime service, The
idea is to prevent wholesale grief for any family,
, The brothers are reported “missing in action” but the possibility
exists that one or more of them may have reached an isolated beach fol-
lowing the sinking of their ship in November. Certainly, every American
hopes 50.
SAY JAPS MAY FEIGN DEFEAT
We have expressed some doubt about the correctness of the predic.
tion of former American Ambassador Joseph C. Grew that the Japanese
would fight to the last man. If a sufficient amount of hot lead is thrown
at the Japs they will do what other soldiers have done, quit fighting,
The other day. in a public address, the Ambassador, repeating his
view that the Japanese will not crack, points out that this does not
mean that “the Japanese will stand up to be shot down to the last man
when some other alternative presents itself, such as running away to
fight another day.”
Thereupon, he warns, the Japanese may give way and simulate de-
feat, hoping that their adversaries will drop their guard, permitting a
lightning attack to destroy them. This, he says, is the tactics of Jujitsu.
Mr. Grew does not believe that our military and naval leaders will be
fooled but he is afraid that the people in this country might be misled
by a fake reorganization of government in Japan and thereby induced
to accept an inconclusive peace, which would fall to protect us against
another Japanese attack.
JHE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PX.
A WEEK OF
THE WAR
Shortly after the White House
announcement of the President's
stopover In Liberia on his way home
from the Casablanca conferences,
an official communique from Rio de
Janeiro disclosed that the President
had also stopped in Natal for a con-
ference with President Vargas of
Brazil, The visit to Liberia was
made to pay respects to President |
Edwin Barclay, to review a large de- |
tachment of American Negro troops,
and to Inspect the large Firestone
rubber plantation. The conference
at Natal brought together the presi-
dents of the two largest American
republics, the United States and
Brazil
Although, according to White
House secretary Early, the Story of
the Casablanca conferences Is com-
plete, “so far as it can be told at
the present time,” subsequent chap-
ters undoubtedly will be written as
events unfold. Secretary of State
Hull told reporters that even the
State Department has not yet learn.
ed all the detalls on what was sald
about the political situation in North
Africa
Lend - Lease.
Testifying before the House For-
eign Affairs Committee, Lend-Lease
Administrator Stettinius reaffirmed
the lend-lease principle--"the prin-
ciple of total cooperation among
nations In the waging of war" -—as
the only one on which a war of al-
Hance can successfully be waged
The question, he said, is not whether
we should continue to send supplies
to our allies, but why have we not
sent more. Lend-Lease supplies to
China, for example, are getting
through in pitifully small amounts
in terms of what China needs, not
nearly all that we would have liked
to have supplied
“Lend-Lease,” Mr. Stettinius said,
“is not a loan of money. Nor has it
ever been an act of charity. The
lend-lease program of providing the
goods and services to nations resis-
ting the Axis aggressors was under-
taken for the defense of this coun-
try and has been carried out in the
interests of the people of the United
States.” I'he cumulative value of
U. 8. lend-lease ald from March 11,
1941 (date of its inception) to Dec-
ember 31, 19042, was $8,253.000,000-
79 per cent of this for goods, 21 per
cent for services. And about 90 per
cent of the goods—valued at almost
$6,000.000,000—has been shipped.
One of the greatest achievements
of lend-lease has been its help in
making the British Isles an impreg
nable base for offensive operations
A large part of the North African
campaign was launched from Bri-
tain and so were the campaigns in
the Middle East, Italian Africa, Sy-
rin, Madagascar.
i A few facts on
lease: the United Kingdom from
May to November supplied U. 8
forces in the United Kingdom with
materials (other than construction
materials) which would have taken
1,200,000 ship tons if shipped from
this country; Australia and New
Zealand, under reciprocal lend-lease
are supplying practically all of the
food consumed by our men in the
South Pacific area, including more
than 100,000,000 pounds of food, and |
are providing camps, airfields, re-
pair depots, and numerous other!
items: the British Navy furnished
two-thirds of the warships which
convoyed the expedition to North
Africa; also for North Africa, the
British supplied such substantial
quantities of military equipment as
four 1,000-bed field hospitals, 168 |
Spitfires, 600 ambulances, artillery,
airfield runways, bombs, smmuni-
tion !
Since the inception of the Soviet
air program in October 1941, we have
transferred to the Soviet Union sup.
plies, including food, costing more
than $1.250,000,000. Lend-lease food
shipments to Russia from now on
{are expected to exceed by a sonsider.
able margin lend-lease food ship-
{ments to all other parts of the world
combined, Including shipments to
the United Kingdom.
North African Drive.
In the conferences recently held
in North Africa-—the Casablanca
conference and the military con-
ference at General Eisenhower's
i headquarters—the highest military
authorities of the United States and |
{Great Britain conferred on strategy
{for the Mediterranean theatre, set- |
{ting the stage for a final offensive |
jagainst all Axis forces remaining
{in Africa. That the Axis expects a |
{ gigantic Allied push is evident from
the alarms sounded by the Axis-|
{ controlled radio.
| Meanwhile, things have been rel- |
{atively quiet. There has been little |
change in the ground situation |
{since Rommel's retreating army |
iabondoned Tripoli and ran for the |
Tunisian frontier. The Middle East |
command on Priday, January 29,!
reported artillery exchanges between |
the British Eighth Army and the
| Afrika Korps’ rear guard near Zua- |
|ra, 64 miles west of Tripoli and 52 |
{miles from Tunisia on the road that
{leads north to Gabes and Sfax, and |
| American, troops have made light
{ning raids in Southern Tunisia and
{have regained positions in the Ous- |
|seitia Valley of northeastern Tuni- |
(sia. But most of the activity in the |
{battle areas has taken place in the
|air, and even that has been hamp- |
{ered by bad weather,
| Secretary of War Stimpson re-|
leased figures on American casual- |
ties in Tunisia. Thus far, our cas- |
{ualties number 1258, including 211
{ killed, 532 wounded and 515 missing. |
{Of those missing, 226 have been re- |
{ported prisoners of the Axis.
| Alreraft Losses.
| Mr. Stimson also released figures
lon plane versus plane losses suffer. |
{ed by the energy and the U. 8, Army |
| Air Porces in all theatres of opera- |
tion. According to the War Depart. |
{ment’s box score, the enemy lost|
{1,340 planes in 1042, desiroyed or |
| probly Sustrcbied, 4nd the UBAAP
{ log! a ration of approxima
four to one! Even figuring pA
enemy “positives”—planes known to |
reciprocal lend-
jave been destroyed—the ratio is
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| the thread count, the closer the weave, the better the material,
| Ottawas,
| vices at the Pennsylvania State Col-
| resentatives, central agencies have
CLARED BY GEN& GAL PERSWING
08k "THE OUTSTANDWNG SOLDER,
OF THE AEF DECORATED By Six
NATIONS, INCUDING THE COMGRS S1/ONAL
PEDAL OF HONOR HIGHEST WLS. AWARD.
As Lecrones » 0.ch
ON HOW 10 PO IT THE MOOR
——
_ Pebroary 4, 1943.
LETTER
Dear Loulsa:
LOUISA’S
I have recently got a divorce from |
my husband, We have no children
und I have been offered a good job
in the city in which I lve. 1 also
have a number of friends here as
this has been my home for the past
three vears.
But my problem is this. My par
ents want me to come home and
stay with with. They live In a small
town and there is no work there for
me to do. What would you advise?
YOUNG WOMAN-~Tenn
Answer
Personally, I think you will be
much happier If you have work to
do, and make your own living, Go-
ing home to live after one is di-
vorced is usually a very disappoint.
ing and disillusioning thing to do
It Is hard to slip back into the old
light-hearted groove that was vours
before marriage. There too the sym-
pathy and criticism of the commune.
ity Is a burden. And through it all,
no matter how blameless vou may
have been, runs the fact that you
have made a fallure of your mar-
riage
80 take m;
ng
advice and start work.
LOUISA
Dear Louisa
Don't you think that this policy
of making everyone feel that they
{are being watched so that they will
B. T.~In what part of the United States is the most coffee drunk?
Ans Coffee drinkers of Southern Louisiana and
two or three times as much coffee as the average in
many of them from 10 to 15 cups a day
R. L. A Can letter y soldiers in North Africa?
Ans.—Postal facilities were established for the American Expedition
ary Force to North Africa almost as soon as the landing of the troops
was affected
K. R-—-What
Canal was dug?
Ans
Mississippi drink
the United Staies,
be sent
with the dirt taken out Panama
Dam. also for
carried Ww Lhe Dike:
It was used to fill
CAUSCWARY
300
in Twvampy
building a at the Pacific end
desired by dump trains
Y. B—~What u
Ans.—This Is a very ancient and widespread mu
Roman poet, sald the custom originated in the fact that
to find out if their wives had been tasting wine
L. L~Which is the largest city in Russia?
Ans Russian Moskva, is the
Union. Its 2.781.000
PD. K. D.—-Who was it that
death-bed?
Ans Queen Elizabet
death-bed I would giv
C. J. D.—How tall
Ans. The Polnciang
royal Poinciana was
N. B L.—What per cent of the
Ans ~The Office of War Information reports
volunteers constituted 10 1-0 per cent of all persons
Army through Selective Bervice by October 31, 1042
G. F~What is the oldest living thing
An The sequoia | 34
tain specimens are known 2000 years «
ing which were saplings at the time of the Crucifixion
N. B L-—What are the Latin
Ans—In a loose sense the term describes thos whose languages
are derived principally from the Latin, and includes the Italians. French.
Spanish, Portuguese, Orisons, and Rumanian:
T. A. S.—~How long did it take Lew
in Wonderland?
Ans—The story was related almost iy its entirety at one sitting on
the afternoon of June 2, 1862. The poems were added later,
R, E. L—~Where is the World's greatest single source of electricity?
Ans
C. W~Only seven states are not saving metal
license plates. Can you name them?
Ans—~The seven are Colorado, Illinois, Mississippi,
and Wyoming, the OPA reports
W, A. M.—~How many heavyweight champions have attempled come.
backs to regain their titles?
Ans Five, James J. Corbett, Bob Fitzsimmons
Dempsey, and Max Schmeling.
0. B—~What is the fastest-fiving bird?
Ans Either the duck-hawk, an inhabitant of the U 8. the mergan-
ser, a duck-like water bird, or the swift, which inhabits the Himalayan
mountain region. These birds are credited with speeds up to 200 miles an
hour
and for
The dirt wa
the Gatun
the origin of kissing?
de of salutation. Ca
husband
Moscow, the
population is
” 3 A ‘
wished 10
of England
Jew 1s
egQited wit
mie Moment «
Poinciana tree grow?
ows to a height of (went
The a native
Army consists of
that Negro selects ra
inducted into the
in the world today?
believed to be the Olt
xt livin
to be id. There
races?
race
Carroll to relate the story of Alice
Grand Coulee Dam
by keeping their oid
South Carolina,
. James J. Jeffries, Jack
P. K.~Who was the first president of the American Red Cross?
Ans.--Clara Barton, who presided from 1881 to 1004
8. G~Who are the WAACs, WAVES, WIRES. and SPARS?
Ans—~WAACs are members of the Women's Army Auxiliary Corps,
WAVES are in the Women's Auxiliary Volunteer Emergency Service
| (Naval). WIRES are Women in Radio and Electrical Service, and SPARS
are “Semper Paratus—Always Ready” (Coast Guard)
M. L—Are game cocks taught to fight?
—
Ans.—No. They are born with the instinct They are conditioned for
fighting with a regular diet and daily alcohol rubs,
T. R~—What does the thread count printed on the label of bed sheets
Ans. Thread count figures indicate the number of threads per square
E. L~Why has Canada, by solemn decree,
pital, proclaiming it a bit of Holland?
Ans8o that the third child expected by Dutch Crown Princess Jul. |
fans may be born on Dutch soil.
D. D.~What famous massacre
a wily Indian chief invited
game?
Ans
set aside a certain hos.
of a Britich detachment occurred when |
unsuspecting Redcoats to watch a lacrosse |
“The massacre of Fort Mackinac in 1763 by Chief Pontiac of the
who was still loyal to France after the British acquired Canada. |
i
SS. ~~. 1
PENN STATE CO-ED GRADS
FIND EMPLOYMENT |
COLLEGE DISTRIBUTES
U. 8. MORALE FILMS
A state-wide program has been| The war has had considerable ef- |
worked out by the extension ser-| fect on the employment of women |
| graduates of the Pennsylvania State
lege to distribute morale films pre- | College. |
pared by the government. | Plgures released by Dean of Wom-
Throught College extension rep- en Charlotte E. Ray, show that only
1040
5S ats
2 per cent of the co-ed graduates of
1941 and 1942 are now ‘
Ten per cent of the 1039 and
graduates and 19 per cent of
been established in all parts of the
Commonwealth. Each agency is re-
sponsible for the distribution of the
Office of War Information’s morale
films in its section.
The College is working th h
the State Council of oh Bir
various county civilian defense units
and American Unity Committees. et a t
The plan involves the location and Plete. Many of those married also
acquisition of 16 mm. sound {hold positions.
jectors on a loan basis; solicitation Approximately one-third of the
of the volunteer services of exper. Eraduates are engaged in the teach-
fenced projector operators; the or. | INE profession,
ganization of weekly or monthly | geet
meetings attended by adult groups: | Enlists In WAAC.
and the establishment of a central, Mrs. Beryl Pisher Jamison, wife
office in each county where the films [of Marvin Jamison, of Allenwood,
can be booked. operator of a
.- enlisted in the WAACS
~Are you Investing iu War Bonds? ‘all the examinations st
the
station, has
Harry
day night with
not do any pleasure driving, is a
bad one? Don't you think that the
American people will do their part
in conserving gasoline if they are
put on their honor and realize that
every bit they helping our
soldiers in thelr fight t the
Axis?
Stopping people who have a legit-
imate reason to be out is very iri-
tating and causes a lot of had feel
ing government, What
do it?
save is
orn drys
again
peer
towards
think
w
about
CITIZEN --Fl
You
An I
The idea of putting people on thelr
honor is a very petty theory but,
when it comes to saving gas we are
facing a “condition and not a the.
Unfortunately, there are al-
ways With us a certain per cent of
chiselers and while the majority of
our people could be trusted to do the
right thing, this minority can abuse
this privilege to such an extent that
it would become ineffective
In fact, we have just had a dem-
onstration of this in the last few
months. If some of the holders of B
ahd C cards had not asked for more
than in
we
rhortage
wer
ory.”
gas they needed and used
riding that was not
might not be having such a
now
As for being irritated an officer
stops You and asks whepe You are
going. such a procedure vould not
worry me in the least 1 would real-
DOCESSATrY
r« ize that the man was only doing his
duty and 1 am sure if 1 had 8 good
reason for using my car 1 could tell
him and be on my way a very
short time
As one commentator very aptly
puts it “1f{ a person in Germany
were found chiseling on his ration
card, he would probably be shot, 0
why should we feel bad If some Am-
erican chiseler has his card taken
from him?”
If we are truly patriotic and dem-
ocratic we will not jet minor annoy-
ances arn us inte critics of the gov-
ernment. We have to realise that
there are all sorts of people in our
land and some of them are very
selfish or thoughtless. Rules have 0
be made for everyone so that this
minority will not take advantage of
the rest of the people
44)
Yours,
LOUISA
HOLTS HOLLOW
Sunday visitors at the
Burd home were Mr. and Mrs. How-
ard Burd and family of Milesburg, |
Motiroe Burd of Lock Haven, Evelyn |
Bennett of Runville,
Rhoads.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Sheesicy
family and Donald Catherman of
and Joanne
Howard, June Kessling and Marilyn |
Leathers were dinner guests at the
J. T. Watson home, Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Watson
family, Mr. and Mrs. Miles Stauffer
jand family of Ohio, spent a few days
[with home folks last week.
Minnie and Verna Reese of Gum
Stump, attended church
place and visited relatives.
Mrs. Arthur Burd visited on Pris
her sister, Mrt
Charles Miller at Dry Tob.
Mrs Ilda Witmer of Wingate, and
Mrs. Lot Stanley of Milesburg, were
visitors at our church on Sunday.
George Johnson of Bellefonte, R.
'D., spent Sunday with home folks,
Mr. and Mrs, Orvis Watson and
family called on relatives in Belles |
fonte on Sunday.
David Leathers spent several days
with his sister, Mrs. Frank Dreese
and family at Lemont.
June Lucas of Milesburg, was an
overnight guest at the Leathers
Lome last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Butler and
[children of Monument, visited relas
tives at this place on Bunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy leathers and
children made a ess trip to Les
mont on Saturday and called at the
Frank Dreese home.
Stella Leathers visited relatives at
Mt. Eagle recently.
and 1L3 por box oh resuie
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A. 0. Luchert, P.D., Cos ”
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Arthur |
and |
and
at this
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THE
OrrFiCcE CAT
“A Little Nonsense Now and Then,
Is Relished by the Wisest Men”
Indian vs, Oil
White man comes and mak
Up on hill and start to dig
Indisn watches white man Wil;
Thinkum maybe get some oll
Thinkum driller heap big fool,
Sets all day on old pine stool
Toolle swingum heap bly wrench
Then go to sleep on gens; bench
Night time come--no go to bed
Another outfit come inst ad
Never stopum, work lke hell
That's the way they drillwg ©
Driller gettum heap big pay,
Cashum check and go away
Oil still flows in big steel tank
Me got money in the bank
a car and break him quick
Left the damn thing In the creek
Buy two more and maybe three,
One for squaw and two for mr
Buy papoose a pair of shoes
Spend what's left on wildcat booze
Have good time but go to jail,
Good friend comes and goesur
Banker say my money gone,
Bye and bye s0me more comes ol
That's the way the oll game goes,
White men gitsum, Injun blows
Me think driller heap damn fool
Sets all day on old pine stot
Rip orp
2.0
up nie
Buy
v.99
Letter to a Son in the Arm;
My Dear Bon
Your uncle has a job now, at last after 48 years of wi
much better off now than when you Jeft—817.45 every Tn
a little fixing up
We went down to Sears & Roebuck for one of
gled things they call bathrooms, like you must have
t came and we got her all put to rights. It took a fancy
it in shape. He sald he was a plumber
Over on one side of the room
drink out of, only it ain't for pigs. You get in it and
Over on the other side of the room is a little white gi
sink. This is for when you want to leave some dirt o
your hands and faoe
But over in the corner, wow! We got something
There 15 a thing that you put one foot in and scrub till
then you pull a chain and get fresh water for the othe; I
came on the darn thing and we ain't got no use for then in ¢
room, 50 we use one for a bread board and we pul o
in the other
The people at Bears Roebuck are awiul nice Ww de
t a roll of writing paper with it
take ca
there Lew 1
bait hye IC
aDOUL OF Aa
workman
tier
Heard
i5 a big ong widle hing Lke Wi
take 4 bDalh all 0° ¢
iget 1
ir Te
Fie endl
of yoursel
PAPA
Love
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The Mercury “Dropped”
This story comes from a Snow Shoe section Where is sua
mer and winter is something else. It seems that during the recent cold
snap, an old resident went outside one night before retiring to we DOW
cold it was. When he returned he wid his wife it wes way down Leiow
After he went to bed his wife went out and found that he had tied an
axe handle to the end of the thermometer Next moming e again went
out to see how cold It was and, returning, told her Liusband that the mar.
cury was hall way down the axe handic. Sure go!
o 9
Picked Too Early
We suppose the shortage of gasoline is refponiible jor 4 certain ne.
perienced young housewife now doing her ow) shopping At any roe
while engaged in the family buying one mornin; recentiy she complained
that “these eggs are terribly small”
“I know,” answered the grocery clerk, “but tha bit
brings into the store, They are just fresh from the country this 7
“Yes.” sald the young woman, “that’s the trouble will
They are so anxious to get thelr eggs sold that they take ¢
too soon.”
ane;
12] 1
y Wal Radi A
those farm:
off the nest
cm g
> & 0
“X” Marks the Spot
An eminent psychiatrist was showing a party of {ends Uwoeugh his
institution. To one phtient he sald: “John, why de you continually ingist
on scralching roursell?” p
“Because,” replied the patient, “I'm the only prtson in the
who knows where I'm itching.”
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Asserting Himself
After searching the train from end to end, tlie Pullman porter Linaily
discovered the meek-looking little may huddled behind s maeazine in the
last car. '
“Are you the gen'man from Car B, lower J
“Yes, I am. What is it, George?”
“Well, sub, yo’ wife don been waitin’ up fo’ yo
and hows.” ]
“Is that 50.” replied the meek one with £pirit., “Well this 4s The gly
chance I ever get 10 stay out all night, mini Pm-takbng #, secede.
®* & 9
Prelude to Traged:
First Rookie—"What happencd when the
| raiding the ice box?"
Second Rookie—"He asked for a snack and 1 thought hic
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Pretty Tough
A soldier wrote home from England: “They put me in barracks; they
took away my clothes and put me in khaki; they took away my name and
made me ‘No. 575." they tlk ine to church, where I'd never been before,
and they made me listen to a sermon for 45 minutes
“When the minister opened his ¥mn book and said
thou weary, Art thou languid?’ and Igo! seven days in th
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