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CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA.
May 7, 1942.
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Any citizer
the conduct
unteer for active
of the
duty
“Several hundred tho
and men are
abroad, according
velt's last broadcast to
America is at work
Navy
Navy
y a Ais
The Centre Democrat has not
fastic over the ballyhoo about new s
to replace the scarcity
Malaya and other F
enough to plan a pr
rubber-bearing plant
siderable difficulty
potential source of
age will probably not
it will certainly interfere
ber and alter our «
Court Justice
trial in proces
might withess a dance f
150-foot pole one block from the in
This is perhaps ght to
many persons will deride the judge's ideas as to
importance of a dance atop
a legal proceeding, others
willingness to let the ¥ the occa
ourselves, we merely report the
of the news story in the
trying to be judge
JM
ness of the legal decision
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fis © he ©
justics n
the pole, as gompared to
turdily applaud hi
sion. As for
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will
en je
case, upon e bask
York Times without
y
to the ethics and sound.
New
or
fry ae
JUry as
From the meeting of the American Chemical 8o0-
clety, recently concluded in Memphis Tenn. comes
the news of a "powerful hormone” which Increased
the production of some crops as much as “100
cent.” The matter is important if true. The
pound. levulinie acid, stimulates the growth of such
important agricultural plants as cotton beans
corn, oats, alfalfa, cow penx beels and grasses, We
hesitate to say more about this discovery lest we
mislead the farmers of Centre county Certainly, we
do not deny the assertion of the manufacturer but,
just the same, let lofal farmers do some Individual
initiative and ascertain the facts from their own
fields. The dispateh from which we gather the in-
formation carries a United Press credit line and we
presume that this recognized news service attaches
some importance to the claim made, We are a little
wary but we might be 100 wary,
per
CO =
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ATTACKS
attempts to ap
the
the
ALLIES FACE DANGEROUS
There 18 only one ex e fo
A Lo oe
peeches and
pla on
ch into
tonish
reflect
undamental Issue Changes
AXIS OFFICIALS DISCLOSE DOUBTS
wo
WHERE TURKEY ST
ANDS
ot
Ameri.
from
dest rove r
consignments
definite con-
Yott
arith
h diplo-
strikes the
Of course,
up Turkish
hard to see
with greater
American familie dependent for
tion of American farming,
a note that stipply of food in
expected to be the largest on record
mal] increase in crop acreage is expected
onditions at this time are reported
v Livestock has Increased and the
feed 1s ample, The Bureau of Agricultural
orts that stocks of crop ang livestock
beginning of 1942 was the largest
Together with the Increased yields expect.
there no reason to expect a short
This does not mean that
food to throw away. Our supply of food
must be stretched to meet domestic needs, to feed
our armed forces and to assist ln meeting the needs
of our allies,
thelr food upon the produ
it 18
this
in 1942 A
in 1942 and «
48 general
supply of
Economics re)
interesting t the
country u
rots
1
god]
product gt the
on record
1942
age of food iy this country
ed in fom
we have any
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THE
Orrick CA
“A Little Nonsense Now and Thea.
Is Relished by the Wisest Men”
HLUINE serge
uted for t
oT one of
mentally
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would
ee” remarks
nk I'll take my
Ci aht
art
Try It and See
ant
He
ne army
asked him hat would happen
I could hear just half as well
happen if 1 cut off
the
would both your ears?’
wi reply
Well, why wouldn't vo
ind him
| GOWN over my ey
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DARLING society the bject is the
ettled because the unn
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led ones all voted for
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and when the
and took
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Bare Cupboard
Heavens, There
¢ 4. ¢
Right, Laugh
men
All
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ing at. Bald;
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Short Sentence
fo’. Mose?
ge?
* & 9
Whoa, Horsie
was trying to convince a half-wit that he wasn't
Kk 3
moet
IAr-
the
train
sath
Vig=
sure hurt from my sunbum
sheik
my feet hurt
id say, girl
fine nights?”
\
What a Dirty Dig
friend, how about go
They jogged along further and
Mind if I take off my slip-
ing
ying packed her grip, preparatory to leaving, approached
arewell of her, Knowing her employer was expect-
blessed event, L
He gir] said
“Good-bye, ma'em, and 1 wish you luck, and I hope the little boy,
Nl he comes
You take a lot
know it will be a
Well ma'am.”
with you
for granted
she
ng
that Io
will be a good healthy child.”
' returned the mistress coldly
little boy?"
in
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And Other Things
replied, meaningly, “I know that no gir] wo
“How do
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We snitched this one from the Question and Answers because the
of that column is too bashful to answer it
TN. T
strip poker?
Ans
Can
wi tell me the difference between
while in strip poker you sometimes leave your B. V. Ds
&
You Should Know This
real poker and
Well in real poker you sometimes have to leave your 1. O. U's
Of course you know the difference between a depot porter and a lady
rseman?
"Nellie Lightner
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Whoa, Bossy
{Milleville, Pa. News)
was injured while milking last Friday night
cow Kicked her bucket which is causing her quite a bit of pain”
Junior—“We girls must be getting home-—we're out after hours.”
“We're out after ours, too”
Freshman
Doctor
Sick Man
Doctor-—"0Oh
Sick Man
from the undertaker,
That's all, folks
six feet under.
* & 9
All Out—<After Theirs '
* & 9
Bargain Day
“Yes, T think I can cure you.”
“Hmm, what will it cost?”
five hundred dollars.”
“Better shade your price a little, Doc,
I gotta beller
* & 9»
The | -
ACHES
!
bid |
Some women never get the dirt on husbands unti
we "BCAT,
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LOUISA’S
LETTER
Wonder
Answer to
Why don't you ask him
been having dates with
girl on Bunday nights?
are engaged to him, you
right to ask him other
girls. It may be that he has not de-
cided which of you two girls he like
best If yon like keeD on dating
him, but with
Alabama
have no
not to dats
him
go other also
peop
LOUISA
Dear Loulss
I read
Centre Demo
ing if you could
viru
Two
man
my mind
ginia
am down
nim
I
Ader
Ver
down
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child
nomi
the wa)
Leen
I
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ang
to them he's
ts of Siu
about this
pecially i
the sugar Jor
patrons to
got
slingin crew
' 2
vo GI
arithmatick like countis
the daily toll, of spoonfulls from the
sugar bowl. They check the custom-
ers With care, especially them as has
a fair: fer extry sweetness likt Bill
Blinks. who five spoonfulls in coffee
«inks. Then there is sweet toothed
Charley Blakes, who breakfasts on
candied corn flakes, When eatin
shredded wheat Mike Stars turns
them biskits to candy bars. So one
by one they check the list, of cus-
tomers who cant resist, the urge to
sweetin every bite, and drain each
sugar bowl in sight. To Joe the fu-
ture sure looks blue: No ration board
will see him through; to satisfy his
gweel toother trade, Joe sees S0me
changes must be made, The sign
Joe's Place” is changed you see
“Josephs Sweetlesg Beanery
to
—- . —
Farmers and laborers make u
two-thirds of the nation’s popula-
tion: there is reason to believe that
their prosperity means the prosper-
ity of other economic units
Men and women have been trying
to reform each other for the past
few thousand years: let's reverse the
stunt for a hundred years or so and
see how it works
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thievery but. if you must, make yours
an inside job. it's safer
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Query & Answer Column
M. H. MIs chicle useful for any { bes
Ans Jt is
ti
dey
chewing gum?
nufactyure of surgical tapes and de
nercial use t far is
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wa
plies Ough an adhest
base in
Hond
T. O~Who was
for his removal was on the way
Ans Cen, George Henry
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issued reli
te
chewin
only from Cautemala Britis}
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We believe the traveling public realizes that
in time of war the armed forces have first call on
the transportation facilities of this country.
Troops move by train. There's no faster, smoother,
better way to transport an army.
But it takes a large number of passenger cars to
do the job. Both Pullmans and Coaches. So fewer
cars are available for civilian travel.
Wariare, however, no longer belongs strictly to
the fighting mon. Business men must keep pro-
duction going top speed. That means a greatly
increased volume of traffic.
So the railroads face the problem of providing
comfortable accommodations for business people
from fewer cars. To the best of its ability, Penn-
sylvania Railroad will provide for everyone. But
should you occasionally be inconvenienced —as,
for example, be obliged to take an “upper”
instead of a private room or a “lower” —we ask
that you accept it with patience and understand-
ing. The armed forces come first!
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