Page Four THR Asa. CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. May 7, 1942. The Centre Aemocrat, BELLEFONTE, PENNA, WALKER BROTHERS A. C. DENR PAUL M. DUBBS CECIL A WALKJIR Issued weekly Entered In the BUBSCRIPTI $150 per $2.00 per The date nn the label beari by a change on th month. We quest, Watch date Matters for publication, whetl must reach The Centre Deno Tuesday noon to insure tising copy its chances All reading notices marked (* vonr «il your publicatio "ue received after Legal notices and all real ¢ cents per line each | » Subscribers tifying us, are liabl All subscripti directed. NATIONAL €DITORIAL | 1 ki ASSOCIATION NK dion we lumber CIRCULATION OVER 7.000 COPIES EACH WEEK EDITORIAL fncluding mont! wr and x Ou a War Bond something you It Any citizer the conduct unteer for active of the duty “Several hundred tho and men are abroad, according velt's last broadcast to America is at work Navy Navy y a Ais The Centre Democrat has not fastic over the ballyhoo about new s to replace the scarcity Malaya and other F enough to plan a pr rubber-bearing plant siderable difficulty potential source of age will probably not it will certainly interfere ber and alter our « Court Justice trial in proces might withess a dance f 150-foot pole one block from the in This is perhaps ght to many persons will deride the judge's ideas as to importance of a dance atop a legal proceeding, others willingness to let the ¥ the occa ourselves, we merely report the of the news story in the trying to be judge JM ness of the legal decision $riatio 3 fis © he © justics n the pole, as gompared to turdily applaud hi sion. As for 3 will en je case, upon e bask York Times without y to the ethics and sound. New or fry ae JUry as From the meeting of the American Chemical 8o0- clety, recently concluded in Memphis Tenn. comes the news of a "powerful hormone” which Increased the production of some crops as much as “100 cent.” The matter is important if true. The pound. levulinie acid, stimulates the growth of such important agricultural plants as cotton beans corn, oats, alfalfa, cow penx beels and grasses, We hesitate to say more about this discovery lest we mislead the farmers of Centre county Certainly, we do not deny the assertion of the manufacturer but, just the same, let lofal farmers do some Individual initiative and ascertain the facts from their own fields. The dispateh from which we gather the in- formation carries a United Press credit line and we presume that this recognized news service attaches some importance to the claim made, We are a little wary but we might be 100 wary, per CO = 8OY ATTACKS attempts to ap the the ALLIES FACE DANGEROUS There 18 only one ex e fo A Lo oe peeches and pla on ch into tonish reflect undamental Issue Changes AXIS OFFICIALS DISCLOSE DOUBTS wo WHERE TURKEY ST ANDS ot Ameri. from dest rove r consignments definite con- Yott arith h diplo- strikes the Of course, up Turkish hard to see with greater American familie dependent for tion of American farming, a note that stipply of food in expected to be the largest on record mal] increase in crop acreage is expected onditions at this time are reported v Livestock has Increased and the feed 1s ample, The Bureau of Agricultural orts that stocks of crop ang livestock beginning of 1942 was the largest Together with the Increased yields expect. there no reason to expect a short This does not mean that food to throw away. Our supply of food must be stretched to meet domestic needs, to feed our armed forces and to assist ln meeting the needs of our allies, thelr food upon the produ it 18 this in 1942 A in 1942 and « 48 general supply of Economics re) interesting t the country u rots 1 god] product gt the on record 1942 age of food iy this country ed in fom we have any (r THE Orrick CA “A Little Nonsense Now and Thea. Is Relished by the Wisest Men” HLUINE serge uted for t oT one of mentally You) would ee” remarks nk I'll take my Ci aht art Try It and See ant He ne army asked him hat would happen I could hear just half as well happen if 1 cut off the would both your ears?’ wi reply Well, why wouldn't vo ind him | GOWN over my ey * + Berry Interesting DARLING society the bject is the ettled because the unn 4 led ones all voted for * & 9 Too Technical and when the and took L deep bre L this in Con 4 4 4 Proved Useful ‘ Some ech * 4 9» Mistaken * 4 9 Where It Was Needed * : \d Laving For Murphy 1% * & 9» No Hope For Her * ¢ 9 Not w Certainly iA Pos *¢ & 9» Boarding House Game i » Reine * + 0 Bare Cupboard Heavens, There ¢ 4. ¢ Right, Laugh men All i) eal iat ing at. Bald; * & 9» Short Sentence fo’. Mose? ge? * & 9 Whoa, Horsie was trying to convince a half-wit that he wasn't Kk 3 moet IAr- the train sath Vig= sure hurt from my sunbum sheik my feet hurt id say, girl fine nights?” \ What a Dirty Dig friend, how about go They jogged along further and Mind if I take off my slip- ing ying packed her grip, preparatory to leaving, approached arewell of her, Knowing her employer was expect- blessed event, L He gir] said “Good-bye, ma'em, and 1 wish you luck, and I hope the little boy, Nl he comes You take a lot know it will be a Well ma'am.” with you for granted she ng that Io will be a good healthy child.” ' returned the mistress coldly little boy?" in * 4 0 And Other Things replied, meaningly, “I know that no gir] wo “How do uid | We snitched this one from the Question and Answers because the of that column is too bashful to answer it TN. T strip poker? Ans Can wi tell me the difference between while in strip poker you sometimes leave your B. V. Ds & You Should Know This real poker and Well in real poker you sometimes have to leave your 1. O. U's Of course you know the difference between a depot porter and a lady rseman? "Nellie Lightner * * 0 Whoa, Bossy {Milleville, Pa. News) was injured while milking last Friday night cow Kicked her bucket which is causing her quite a bit of pain” Junior—“We girls must be getting home-—we're out after hours.” “We're out after ours, too” Freshman Doctor Sick Man Doctor-—"0Oh Sick Man from the undertaker, That's all, folks six feet under. * & 9 All Out—<After Theirs ' * & 9 Bargain Day “Yes, T think I can cure you.” “Hmm, what will it cost?” five hundred dollars.” “Better shade your price a little, Doc, I gotta beller * & 9» The | - ACHES ! bid | Some women never get the dirt on husbands unti we "BCAT, "| N LOUISA’S LETTER Wonder Answer to Why don't you ask him been having dates with girl on Bunday nights? are engaged to him, you right to ask him other girls. It may be that he has not de- cided which of you two girls he like best If yon like keeD on dating him, but with Alabama have no not to dats him go other also peop LOUISA Dear Loulss I read Centre Demo ing if you could viru Two man my mind ginia am down nim I Ader Ver down /_bHO child nomi the wa) Leen I 1} ¢ ang to them he's ts of Siu about this pecially i the sugar Jor patrons to got slingin crew ' 2 vo GI arithmatick like countis the daily toll, of spoonfulls from the sugar bowl. They check the custom- ers With care, especially them as has a fair: fer extry sweetness likt Bill Blinks. who five spoonfulls in coffee «inks. Then there is sweet toothed Charley Blakes, who breakfasts on candied corn flakes, When eatin shredded wheat Mike Stars turns them biskits to candy bars. So one by one they check the list, of cus- tomers who cant resist, the urge to sweetin every bite, and drain each sugar bowl in sight. To Joe the fu- ture sure looks blue: No ration board will see him through; to satisfy his gweel toother trade, Joe sees S0me changes must be made, The sign Joe's Place” is changed you see “Josephs Sweetlesg Beanery to —- . — Farmers and laborers make u two-thirds of the nation’s popula- tion: there is reason to believe that their prosperity means the prosper- ity of other economic units Men and women have been trying to reform each other for the past few thousand years: let's reverse the stunt for a hundred years or so and see how it works ——————— Upon principle, we stand against thievery but. if you must, make yours an inside job. it's safer S AND PAINS Luebert's Ka No Mor Capsules A capsule easy to take for Paine and Aches which has proved prompt sad elec. tive in ons of Simple Ho sdaches, the divesmiort of Colds, Nearsiga, Lumbago, Bad Wenther Aches and Toothache, Take then seceding Ww simple precsalionary tions, f by Whe, and $1.20 | ————— Sold by Diugeiets at 3be, per package, sr by nail direct A. G. Luebert, P.D., Coatesville, Pa. a Poni Query & Answer Column M. H. MIs chicle useful for any { bes Ans Jt is ti dey chewing gum? nufactyure of surgical tapes and de nercial use t far is ia oy i iE 8 wa plies Ough an adhest base in Hond T. O~Who was for his removal was on the way Ans Cen, George Henry Orders vere is a ri issued reli te chewin only from Cautemala Britis} CRP iit We believe the traveling public realizes that in time of war the armed forces have first call on the transportation facilities of this country. Troops move by train. There's no faster, smoother, better way to transport an army. But it takes a large number of passenger cars to do the job. Both Pullmans and Coaches. So fewer cars are available for civilian travel. Wariare, however, no longer belongs strictly to the fighting mon. Business men must keep pro- duction going top speed. That means a greatly increased volume of traffic. So the railroads face the problem of providing comfortable accommodations for business people from fewer cars. To the best of its ability, Penn- sylvania Railroad will provide for everyone. But should you occasionally be inconvenienced —as, for example, be obliged to take an “upper” instead of a private room or a “lower” —we ask that you accept it with patience and understand- ing. The armed forces come first! Pennsylvania Railroad 3 SERVING THE NATION .
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