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THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA.
December 18, 1941.
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LET'S
MAKE WAR
cratic
lomatic dealing:
We
leaned backward,
ing provoc: tion. The
is alway delivered
which deliber: p
quiring loot
The United
Lut war ka
energy and
should go
out the least doubt
prevent this country
conclusion the battle
peace, we shall now
everitually come back, on
vhich will insure no simi
years to come
Qur people should have but one purpose
make the nation which willed the wir suffer,
dure such | hment and undergo Such mi
that none will evédr again repeat the challenge
Time for American talking and diplomatic note-
writing have past, time for the making of war has
come, Let's make war
waned war, and
ty our own injury, «&
first blow in aggre >
by the aggres: the nation
war ds means of ac-
SIV
tolal r lon
of war a r will with
Neith wr losses nor sae i
from carrying to
now forced on US
make War and peace
our terms, on
ar
vifires
ices
challenge
to
“1.
unt sery
our
active
en
costly
parks,
The ad
milita
vince
to
50, It
The
a slow
money
prepute
tion which at
wit
WOrKks
Th
's bring
ana
and courage
fusing
Great
the striking
Hitler
¢
or
rent
Hs
he aggression
fiat and
the
onsible
vents
that
accomplish
nn greal resource
nt wae
great
VICTORY WILL COME
beginning participation on
in a war which will be long and
certain, if our citizens do theh
tnke thne, effort, and sacrifice
at the start, is always
istic aggressor, prepared strike
and willing to incur losses in large amounts
desired result
country is Just
cale
Victory is
but it will
vantage, with the
to in ad-
certain strategloal
has always been
defensive, peace~inclined nation gets off to
start, suffers Initial reverses, and pays ©
misfortune for thelr previous fallure to
on guard aga the gangster no.
tecks It, But CREE
lke
and
and YW inst
in { large nation
Britain and Amer.ca, time
World War and
Wars
militarists
pattern <f one
of World Wau
be victoricus
to Lhe
material
Two in cither
ong
Bho:t
for the
nation with staving
urces, If it keeps it
nurses Its Lask
vicloary
victory power
res ]
and steadfastly |
bul
RED-F AC ED 1SOL. ATIONISTS
the non-intery
Ie-
Lo accept i ing
that entlonisty
most without exception, have agree
ites 18 no longer isolated
Ne interes national
ip and de
own pa'riot-
Amer
by this 0
wavered n
governmes:
well for national
anese davlitey
pubiic
Ary
en
ou lidifled
» ted wing oy ¢
non-intervention sts that the
to defend herself
wend tae
the
represents
that domin-
States, convi
tial
Fess
reason
pattern of foie
irposes. ‘The only why
beein in the Atlantic was the fact tha
Britain stood between the United States and
power of Germany, making it impossible
aunch a Attack upon some
7 seaboard
Atlantic through
1-inter-
have pretended
United States was
the attack, Sines war began inh
Preside Roosevelt was in the midst
ang since: effort to arTange a peace
of Fer E there is
$
ot
m if cl rastern
ad war ginle to us
Hitler
iiationisis
President of ths ¢
jo; the
while
arn
ast
connict
7?
Wr We
THIS
NEW
f 1942
r43 Bhg,
IS THE FAMILY'S
- Electric Supply Company
Bellefonte
State College
{ dart down a side street”
like thish?”
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THE |
LOUISA’S
Orrick CAT
LETTER
Query & Answer Column
St ——
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painted on barns?
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“A Little Nonsense Now and Then,
Is Relished by the Wisest Men”
Dear Louisa
1 am bringing my pre
because 1 must have help
that you can help me
Two year:
a boy who worked in my home Ww
We liked each other and
has proved many tunes
me
My mother
we would
have gran
found out
! lo wv
blem wo
Hold Your Breath
I mst her in the garden
The night wag still as death
I knew she knew her onions,
I could smell them on her
I left her In the garden,
fhe breathed a fragrant sigh
Her best friends wouldn't tell her
S0 why the heck should 1?
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Not So Bad her es
The town marshal's donkey had strayed away. A notice was posted 8B
telling where the donkey had last been seen and offering a reward for its ry
return Ave older
Many nid the
ceeded and led
Key?” they
finally
eaith
br liked Joe
Ko
1 time
nll
inte
is spoken
But
SUC ~
don«-
but a well known half-wit
to locate the
engaged in the hunt and falled,
the donkey In "How did you manage
asked him, And he explained
1 Jes went out by that pile o
Key was last seen, And as 1 stood
Then 1 sez to mysell, ‘New wher
then 1 wen
sald the don-
a donkey
And
rocks where the marshal
there 1 jes Imagined 1 was
would a Jackass go from here?
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He Brought It Through
on a amall western road, a vo
the remarkable feat of making an
LEers went forward In a body
the cab
hank God"
trike
nended for
The pas
reed from
During a ra'lroad
highly com
ites ahead of time
A pale en
thank me he gasped
ten minutes ago
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"n SE OR IT '
That's Telling "Er
she willed
WARS
" Answer
{ace
3 me ike Lthat™
unimpressed by
your Me?”
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Just Hogs
hogs AlLMOst
otatoes?
exclusivels
tranger, hawgs don't req
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Wrong Number
story avout the feliow who called ug
1 man
Should Have Been There
Now, then, hurry bh
But R
Plant ¥
Okay, bos
weman up
me wasn't bulit
¢ oo
Soldier
forest any
+
Correct,
which nig yo
I'd
bull
Rookie
wid
hort the bear You could +
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Speaking of Waves
the difference between
buddy
Je Waves and a clothesline
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One Obstacle
AVING any success in learning h
road would turg when she does
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Routine of Life
walking?
PE, been on a Wamp.”
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Lots of Woodwork
saprano is sald to ave a voice of fine
red Lips, chestnut halr and haze] eyes
have been ralstd in a lumber camp
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He Needed Help
got into the bus and stood--the seals were
tUeman arose, bul before he could utter a
radio and
ww to drive?”
“Ben
Fi N
A willowy
figure, cherry
8he must
popuiag temper, a
all
£vi-
lady
gen
A rather stout
taken: Immediately o
lable, she sald
"Thanks, mister, 1 would just as soon stand”
The genieman refed his hat and said: “1
much
You
and 1 1«
ago I started going with
ii LF ww early Bes (nown as a driving for
that he lov
An
the Un
was brought
void
The cus
ted | i
tor n windows on
1 ren It was art ther
roy ¥ : i there
DAarns
in order to a
aM wnre
Blates Cen
a cost of $44.000
tn
window tax and at wrance of
C. M~How muc!
1) Li ; first nsus in 19 taken at
United
or?
hie
The brain of
4d a dmited
'¢ Wis #n
GOI OI IN ON IR RR
Right From Santa's
North Pole Workshop!
Before he could proceed tin siout lady her preference
anding
" he began again
No, she would stand,
repeated
and gently pushed him into his seat
“Please.” shouted the gentleman, “1 am only trying to get out
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Horse Sense
Usually a horse <loesn’t care whether his meals are served a la cant
or table d'oat, just as long as he gels his hay a la mowed
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Mean Trick
“That dirty so-and-so of 2 Glump has run off with my wife,” thun-
dered the first husband
To which another bemoaned, “1'll say he was a dirty so-and-so. 1 was
counting on him to run off with mine.”
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Things That Never Happen
“I'm so sorry, it was all my fault”
“Not at all, madam. I was to blame mysell”
“Bul I insist the fault was mine. I was on your side of the street”
“That may be true, but, my dear madam, I was responsible for the
collision. I saw you coming blocks away, and had ample opportunity to
STATE
INSPECTION
142043
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Why Should He?
Very late one night two fellows who hag been imbibing too freely
were sitting on the pavement with their féet in the gutter, One was heard
to say to the other, "What does your wife shay when you shtay out late
by skilled mechanics, Come in
day. Inspections made while you w
“Haven't got a wife.” the other replied.
“Then why do you sitay out late like thish?”
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Old Stuff
Dentist—"Tim sory, but I'm out of gas.”
Girl in Chalr—"Ye gods. Do dentists pull that old stuff, too?”
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Maybe He Took It With Him
Undertaker—"Are you one of the mourners?”
Scotchman—"T am, sir. The corpse owed me $10.”
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* o oo 0 i When You Want
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: Correct, Tommy
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Maybe Not Veal
A colored parson, expounding on the Prodigal Bon, exclaimed Ve-|
hemently :
“An' brethren, let me tell you of the great love dat father had. He |
knew his son would come home some day, so he kep' dat fatted calf |
through all the years, walling.” -
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