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CALIFOR
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Fendi.
of
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Mediation Board, which in itself is highly come
mendable to that great organsation.
most imortant factors in anyone's
h of the individual, whether good or
bad, It ought to be unnecessary to call the atten.
tion of grown people to the importance of having
jodically examined by competent
lo 80 Is to avoid the dangers of or-
hat slip up on so many citizens and
fatal can be cured In
but Ii mean sure and
diseases
neglected
any
es,
budget message went to
ources explained that the
increasingly better busi.
to alleviate the need for governs
farmers and the unemployed. Cone.
said ‘misleading” to say that
fired or that the farm
per gent, If the cone.
dos not occur, there
larger
‘resident's
tehouse
expected
to be
rkers will
twenty
IPSW
be
five
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for a
asking Congre
In nothing thi
there any
particular
at
at the
evi-
out boldly
mn !
rying
Anciers
and
tratl done is
enrich
and
country
the
or
a
any
hucaneers
If mistake
sincere desire to
their living. The
Roosevelt’
0
f
fir
pirates
rest of the
were made in
who work
'n the re-
Washington, be it Re}
or conservative, will be
paradox of hunger in
plenty, of jobles when
hould be utilized
needed to make
n
well
wubli«
Ness
ry ciuizen
» goods and service
11 H
fed, well housed clothed
NIA SELLS GROCERIES
f Ca initial
~for-use program and the read-
fornia ha
opened it
it this means
a store, in which
ate-sponsored producer
to familie
to members
§
Lie on
of
Od sells. Sig-
by the store is divided
wvallable from
wholesale
iuce the
made
Item
by
11
po
will thi
witnes
tomers
two
the
man
nresent Ct
presen i
ir
nited to tu
that if
business
be so limited?
h
favor
w
scheme
tablish-
1f
spect
regular
omers will
no familiarity wit
older £
extend
in.
and
noney
am
ganized and
» 30 procuc
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&
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grimmer
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2.500 0600
Ave
more th
fl
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Life he
trike fir and
that
HI
cannot n
be ar
wered
Greatest Siege in History
strange spectacle of
sis are
, except
laying siege, not
ty, but to the en-
ry. The blockade
and the tactics of
can be considered the
in the history of the |
OE 1
tL Germany
:
4
a time,
ally forth
Inevitabl here
when the besieged
arises
vill
THE WAR IN EUROPE
3 +
rencer ne HOCK ~
ielp by
ansk, Russia's only ice-
Atlantic and by
Mack Sea, cut
from Ger-
the
to
+ sentiment in Great
rance for open action
sia. The gains,
outweigh the losses, If this is
the Baltic will become
activity and no
what will happen
moves prevent the
Scandinavian area from becoming a
adversaries
There is a menace in this phase
war to Norway, Sweden, and
Denmark, as well as the Nether-
lands and Belgium. While these last
it is ar-
decided upon
a scene of
can |
Germany
ma jor
edict
Lo
base for her
of the
tries are contigious to Germany!
yossible that they will become
! ved in any general fighting ac-
tivity involving Norway and Sweden
War May Strike Other Areas
Not only is there the chance o
the war spreading Baltic
areas but if Russia becomes involved
in warfare with Great Britain and
France there will be great activity
in the Near East. This may bring
I'urkey into the fray; certainly it
will cause much fighting around the
I flelds of the Caucasus, belonging
to Russia, and the other producing
areas, now controlled by the Allies,
In the Balkans Italy seems to be
leading a definite movement to pre-
vent the spread of warfare in that
area although probably Mussolini
is only anxious
signs that Russia or Germany may
have on the area. The recent pact
between Italy and Hungary and the
into
th
in the
ol
coming meeting of the Balkan En-|
tent, including Turkey, Greece, Ru-
imunia and Yugoslavia, on Pebruary
2. indicate that dip}
are impending
omatic events
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Modern Etiquette
a—
1. What are the rules
should follow for removal
hat in an elevator?
2. Isn't it improper to discuss
unpleasant subjects at the table?
3. ‘Bas a woman the privilege to
{invite a man to call on her, or must
ghe ‘walt for the suggestion to come
from him?
a man
of his
i after
4. When a hostess Is giving 8
small dinner party, and has no
maid, is it all right for her to clean
off the table and the solled dishes
dinner, before rejoining her
friends?
5. If a friend should ask you
how much salary you are getting,
{ what should you say?
to forestall any de- |
BR KEhtt}
Should a house guest appear
ie breakfast table in lounging
é
at i
pajamas, or a dressing gown?
7 When one has been inviled tO
t altend, i
the Dride
r wedding, but did no
obligated
nome?
to call on
r NEW
Should men
the woman wien
™ nn?
o
giving a
and wo-
he algle
a man is
to both men
go down
thealre party
who sho
5
men
hould announcements
a wedding thal has bee
wveral weeks or
10. When
wh #
:
hostess take the
they arrive al
is no servant?
small, dry
be broken
e five
eating
hould each
gt Fey on
fe fingers
a
ito
ile
be
sf 3r £
107 y
the mouth?
ANSWERS
1. The weli-bred
his hat! when
hotel or apartment buliding, but 18
is not required in the elevalor of
an office building or department
store. In the latter places it
optional; many men do.
2. Yes, and not only at the table,
but anywhere else. Iliness, acci-
dents, operations, calamities, mis-
fortunes, are choice subjects for
the backfence gossip
3. A woman has this privilege.
4. It is betler to leave the dishes
on the table and enjoy the evening
with her guests. Of course ghe can
quickly put eway any perishable
| food.
5 If such a taclless question
should be asked you can reply, “I
man removes
fe
is
——
I
in the elevator of a!
Orrice CAT
“A Little Nonsense Now and Then,
Is Relished by the Wisest Men”
THE
THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA.
Sn ———
The Ex He-Man
(By the Smokehouse Poet)
always been brag
And been very coc
I've
ging that I'm a “he-man,’
ky as such,
Though not really sure that I fitted the term,
And not understar
ding it much
1 knew I was hard-balled, and sturdy, and tough
And not the
Just
Had
effen
what
But
never once
One night 1 went out
Who weighed just
And thinking to make
I gave her the
“Just what do you mea
‘hat wonderful
you apart in
nothing quee
Al set
I
Her inquiry
But 1
better than
To make up a he
50 1 started to
And Paul Bun
After hearing my expl
Put Baron Munch
id her I could
And
And pull
And
said 1
And run
And cross the Pacific
In the bigge
Then 1 started des
In soclety
stumped 1
felt certain
Any
te
I lu whi
up #
elght-
chew
I
ar
shoulder an
'
1
could catch
down a w
gen
a he-man
entered
oul
I could
| het
ans
with
vinate kind,
qualities were
my mind
with a cute little girl
a hundred and nine
» an immediate hit
he-man” ine
a he-man?”
can you do
b ourself?
r about you
she 0s
n by
thing
a Cillss
yy
ne: 1 had to think fast
dn't guess
ircues that
«mi prowess
the things I could do,
feats would sound tame
oit the way that I led
to shame
he
Ko
1
A
"
ausel
p I men at once,
ingots of
oak by
ut steel,
fix the root
automobile
gers In my bare hand
{ld mountain goat,
nothing but oars
arzhip afloat
things I could do
nd as 1 proceeded my
Ananias was right at
I could drink
thirty-six bot
it all off with
La
vowed
And
nd tog
And
not even
wore I could dance
Ald never once
hen, the orchest
And dance o;
aid I could neck ¢
And still be ale:
nd looking for more
there's where
aa
1i1t
LEH
here are no mountal
She said, “and no
that last he-n
Has made a
sad tale
"oe
siream
ht
he fisherman smiled In a su
“That's not luck, brother.” he
enough to use the proper bail”
“That's interesting.”
kind of ball you use?”
The fisherman chuckled
a Hat my wife bought
“What
your
£313
Sure
ast year
that?” cried the
wife hat?
The fis
fisherman
Absolutely” h id. "And it
he ith for
he
mo
nat
hook!
at oper
int
Bird of
was
the
peered
A native of Florida
walking down
from Florida
wid
Visiting
two were ireet
The fellow in
I didn’t
The Californian explained th
The visitor was astounded
pumpkins. He was told
At th
ahove the
first word
furnia robin
al
hear
that he was
minute a playful child
it ruck the Fio
when he regained con
al
treet
girls told a buxom country lady in
ar
“Sachet?” sald the lady, "Just
8
4 S87
Probably No
During a bargain sale In a certain store recently one of the sales.
gallons of wine
ties beer
a Quart of old rye
of
tart Lo feel queer
treich
for six weeks at a
ke Off my shoes,
pick th
ing the blues
hieen girl woon
ead up
e& Pano uj
ina
and awake,
fresh as a
my take!
and nc
rose —
1
rls
ab
mace
On Le
tigers arou
ir of steel;
and she smiled a coy ©
appeal!
I tried hard to make goo
again
ing my chest
he-man!”
ver
inp]
basket
admire
Beside him
\ siranger tc
some
manner
“It's
boasted Just that I'm smart
clserved the stranger. “And might I ask what
*)
he ret
Hung ardner
ranger
works
laugh
The fish takes one look
and that’s when 1 pull
a Yarn
friend of his in
when
then
a Los Angeles
they passed a grocery store
turned 10 his friend and said
he
know one could get watermelons this time of the year'
what he saw was a California grape
hat, bul remarked on the size of the
mistaking oranges for pumpkin
dropped a flower pot from a window
rida man squarely on the head. His
wionsness were, “Damn your Cali-
Sale
front
il
of her counter that there was
1 extra special reduction in the price of sachet,
what is sachet?”
“Well,” explained the girl, “it's a sort of a little bag of perfume. You
it In your chests and drawers
+
“1 understand what you mean”
awfully uncomfortable?
0 make them smell sweet
sald the rural lady, “but isn't it
High Scoring
| A washerwoman walking past a butcher shop
fspicuously painted in white Jetiers
Weiners
Hamburgers
“My land,’ she exclaimed. ‘Wha
That's all, folks
siern necessity,
Years ago, a
| am sorry, but that is one question |
i 1 should not care fo answer.”
6. Not unless the hostess has
: suggested it,
7. Yes. This is an obligation if
you received an
wedding, whether you attended or
not
8. No; unless there is an elderly
woman guest of honor, who is taken
in by the host, as at a dinner. The
other guests should follow informal-
ly
9. The host should go first with
| the tickets, followed next by the
women, then the men.
10. As a secret wedding is not a
prescribed affair, there is no de-
finite time for sending announce-
ments. This is entirely optional.
{ 11. No, If the host is not pres.
| ent, she should provide a place for
j the men to leave (heir wraps as
i they arrive.
12. It is betler to take small
| bites out of the cake.
Nerve Racking Aches
| Headaches of any kind, mild or weverw
acute or chromie, slek, nervous
ralgia, are all quickly
| Ka-NoMor Capsules. They
| wtantly, quiet the nerves and have ho
after effects. Guaranteed
morphine, opluss, habitforming or
ing drugs. Sold
3 kage ied to from PA
5 ma
JONG ONLY) for 10s to cover mailing
I expenses,
. Lmebert, P.D.,
»
i
invitation to the
PINE CREEK MAN IN
JAIL: GAME CHARGE
saw the lnes con-
of the window
30
7
“ '
tL a game!”
4
January 158, 1940,
a —
———
Louisa’s
Letter
LOUIBA'S LETTER
| Dear Loulsa
{| What is an old maid?
{that appellation went out of style
{about ten years ago, but someone
| spoke of me the other day as an old
| maid
(Cc. CG)
I thought
UNMARRIED THIRTY
Tenn
Answer:
An old maid i»
| minded person
twelve 0
ried. At
opinion
maids 1
married women
thou kind
narrrows
from
Himar-
private
old
prisey
of nny sais
married
that
of the
ever known
those
or
my
worst
IXLly
least
Bome
were
than-
who expect the worst of
other women men
But some of mmarried
of my acquaintance, who are well
thelr way towards the half
could L. by any
termed
have
nolier-
and
the wome
cent
Mary No treed
imagination, be Olid maid
ey
they
ure 00
are
people
amusing
Loo Inters
and n
minded to be ca
wi on
"
ea any
a”
have had a bad name about gett
drunk misbehaving
}
i
e nin n iar
n
and
boy hal
! |
gentieman
examp
and y
should be accorded
consideration than the boy
had no such handicaps
I don’t think will
sticking to
wl Jim 4
1 more
wh
yO :
’
1+
in
wer
Texas 1
whether you will ¢
cal Contracting ant
ing or a
with your qualifi
lines. However, if
in that kind of work
it ~ nds ar $5
be a future
possible, always choose the
you are interested in and like to do
always better
have
not Just my
interests
al
can nc
nos
or
for
when
when
ou
people do
they
+
it is
such a b
ney they
them
LOUISA
REAL ESTATE
TRANSFERS
Michael Chieppor, et ux, to John
Troy, et ux, Philipsburg R. D., tract
in Philipsburg borough: $1300
Clarence A. Haupt, et ux, to Al-
bert C. Haupt, Bellefonte, tract in
Spring Township; $1.
Lewis O. Peters, et ux, 16 Edyth
Blanche Peelers, et ux. Miesburg,
tract in Boggs Township; $1
Almeda Vonada, to Annie R
| Benner, Wobdward, tract in Haines
bustle was considered to be a girl's |
ee "BOAT."
: ; pn
| STATE COLLEGE TESTS
MADE FOR FENCE POSTS
i
Arthur Wynn, Jersey Shore, R. p.| Experiments that will go on for
2, was committed to the Clinton 'en Years or more have been started | D. Kissinger, et ux, State College, |
Township; $560,
James Everly, et ux, to Carl Vaux,
et ux, of Bouth Philipsburg, tract
in South Philipsburg borough; $1.
8. Charles Gramley, et al, to 8.
Charles Gramiey, et ux, of Fleming-
ton, tract in Miles Township; $1.
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| Query and Answer Column
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a BEepltember
am. September
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An Henry Clay remarked « ' on of Kentu ul id
t]
(hat
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than be
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ATECSL Wa
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STUDEBAKER
BEATS ALL OTHE
ARS IN GILMORE-YOSEMITE
ECONOMY SWEEPSTAKES
Great
1988
Ow
John 8 Longwell ot ux, to Hugh |
M. Longwell et ux, Benner Town-
ship, tract
$1,400,
in Benner Township:
James J. Reid et ux, to Gordon |
county jail last week for 110 days bY ‘De depariment of forestry of the| tract in State College borough; $800
lin lieu of $100 fine and costs jm. Pennsylvania State College to find |
{ posed at a hearing before Alderman ‘he best treatment for the cheaper| James J. Reid, el ux. State College,
{T. Mark Brungard in Lock Haven | Species of wood used in fence posts. |
{the charge being an attempt to kill
| antlerless deer out of season.
| The prosecutors, Game Protectors
Miles L. Reeder, LeRoy Gleason and
{| Robert Farwell, testified that on De-
{cember 6 last they observed a herd
of five antlerless deer traveling
[through Crawford township. When
| the herd reached the vicinity of
i Wynn's home, the defendant fired
itwo shots in an attempt tO bring
down one of the animals, they said.
This act constituted a violation
of the game laws, since the season
on antlerless deer is closed the year
round, unless otherwise provided by
the State Game Commission.
wlan
The angels must weep when the
doers of good battle Mke dogs for
Temple Court
J. M. Keichline Insura
One of the Oldest Agencies In Centre
ANN W. KEICHLINE, Representative.
{ Already holes have been dug for
| 125 posts on one of the experimental
| farms of the School of Agriculture.
i Four types of treatment will be tried
iand the results will be
i
i
|
Gordon D, Kissinger, et ux, 0
tract in State Coflege borough; $1.
Blind Do All the Work
This sounds like an anomaly but
actually it is a fact that blind ter- |
checked | mites destroy more wood than those i
{against specimens of black locust,| that can see. According to a bul- |
i
_—.
Porpoise Research
Porpoises carry on a complete ex-
change of air in each breath, Dr.
| Laurence Irving, zoology professor
{at Swarthmore College, said in re-
porting on a study of the sea mam
mals made in the college swimming
pool, Dr. Irving sald further research
has been postponed because of the
death of the two subjects,
oe gency
Phone 190
|in the ground as long as 100 years. | troy
{which have been known to endure! letin, worker termites, which des
wood, are blind, The others,
known as kings and queens, cannot
cut wood and do not work.
->
Caretaker for Clock
The old town clock at Olyphant
now has a caretaker. Councilmen
appointed Michael Chomko, jeweler,
to look after the timepiece in the
tower of the borough building at an
annual salary of $100,
Old at 40? Get Pep
FEEL YOUNGER-OR NO C
om 7. Fei OLD.
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