Thursday, December 11th, 1913, BS i i I i a EE REVERSIBLE HAT. Useful and Fetch- ing Motor Headgear. AR ; SUH TAUPE COLORED VELOURS HAT. The motor maid will find the hat pic tured, a reversible plece of headgear, one of the most useful additions to her winter wardrobe. The hat is of taupe colored velours, and so flexible is the brim that the waterproof side of the creation may be turned inside out in stormy weather. belong to | does not pay. | the | enough to be a scientific burglar would | make an easier and better living with- out risks in some honest line. | the romance of crime, it exists only in . No Scientists In Burglary, “Scientific burglary absolutely does not exist,” says M. Xavier Guichard,’ one of the foremost detective authori: ties of Paris. And away at one sweep of official truth vanishes the walking wonder of housebreaking and safe cracking against whose miraculous | equipment it were vain to set up or- dinary bolts and bars. Along with the | sclentific burglar, too, we may place {| in the gallery of the nonexistent the { social highwayman, the gentleman bur. glar, the Arsene Lupins and all their | class of gallant, indomitable offenders. “What Guichard people do not realize,” M. continues, “is that burglars an inferior grade of human ity and are very seldom intelligent.” Plain facts of record have shown | over and over that a career of crime | Nor does it appeal to intellect, A man with brains As for books, and the man who writes | about it knows better than to seek It | through experience.~New York World. A Way to Woo Sleep. The following method is described as one which Is almost certain to woo slumber with On going to bed you assume a comfortable atti tude In which every muscle Is relaxed, but not the attitude in which you are accustomed to though something resembling it. Every move ment, is strictly SUCCESS: go to sleep, coughing, yawning, repressed, especially the desire to turn | over. The eccentric movement of hat brims | is one of the fads of the season, and this “sport” chapeau has this fashion- able feature. The picture also illus- | twenty trates the manner of dressing the hair | over the ears under a modern hat. Mrs, Garfield Pays Income Tax. ed by members of the Daughters of the American Revolution and kindred socleties concerning working the new income tax. These expressed condemnation of the tax aft. er they had heard that Mrs. James A one The same attitude Is maintained without change, resisting the longing to move or turn over. As a rule, by the end of fifteen or minutes of this persistent main- | tenance of the same attitude you will constantly | find yourself growing very drowsy, and | then, just as the desire to turn over | | becomes absolutely uncontrollable, you | Great indignation has been express- | { turn with the least possible effort and of | women | Garfield, the widow of the martyred | president, would tion. Mrs. Thomas H. Fenton, a of the Philadelphia chapter Daughters of the American tion, said: “When be subject to taxa member of the Revolu- we consider how much Gar- field had done for the country we must | surely realize that it would Just to exempt his widow from taxa- tion. their country worthy consideration than this.” Miss Laura Pancoast, a Colonial Dame and also a member of the Phila- delphia chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution, said: “It Is an injustice to put a the pension of women whose hus bands devoted and lost their Hves for the sake of their country.” only be of greater are tax on finally An Attractive Winter Gown, Velvet one piece gowns are wonder- fully popular this and the old objection to this fabric as a dress ma terial, its weight, has been eliminated season, IN PANSY VELVET. In fact, all materials of the season are light In weight, although displaying a rather heavy surface. The costume in the cut Is of pansy velvet, and the pegtop skirt is slit at the front to give freedom In walking The opening Is artistically filled In with a matching shade of charmeuse, which also makes the wide bodice revers and collar. The chemisette’ is of cream colored shadow lace. A gold buckle holds the girdle at the waist. Newest In Boas. The newest wrinkle In boas Is the straight, flat strip of fox skin, finished at both ends with four dangling paws The pelt Is never dyed, but is worn in the same state as when. it warmed the original wearer, and above all others the bright tawny cont of the so called red fox Is favored. If you don't cere for red fox get nn estrich boa two and a half yards long. Men who have given service to | | younger {| probably | mon” category. | the shopper. | wouldn't know | years old, | see me about, Della?’ asked Mrs. Bur {| rough’s father, assume the position in which you ha- | bitually go to sleep, and natural sleep | | of method, it is and should be This falls follows at claimed, seldom once given a thorough trial, at least before | | resorting to a drug to bring sleep. Queer Taxes Abroad. There are some queer taxes Imposed in some of the countries of the old world. In Servia vanity cent tax on wigs, and bustles Bachelors are heavil eral countries, but where escape this impost Is taxed, a 40 per on rouge and on pads ly taxed in spinsters every- sev Matrimony is taxed in China, and the | | older the bridegroom is than the bride levied on him. It is the wise Chinese theory that AL wid gets a young wife necessarily a rich old mn well able to stand a heavy tax In Italy salt is taxed taxed in France ese an enormous res very little felt Germany taxes If you play the plane you must pay a tax, and If you sing you are taxed again, the greater the tax when wu he Is and one Matches are things yield and the tax Is ene, male usc Semiprecious Metals. It appears from recent geol the ogical survey publications that “semi tals are copper, lead and and tin are not in sometimes first precious” metal zinc. Where quicks off on this classificat formed Alu sells higher than tioned and for than lead and zine. These are probably the quasi precious metals the metals precious and common, we believe. Now iron is alone in the *“com- What Is the use any way~if there are no privates army what is the joy In being a cor- poral, and why “semiprecious” if there is going to be only iron besides ?—En- gineering and Mining Journal. Iver ion we mininm also the antimony three men- more were Woefully Mistaken. “1 suppose,” said the new saleswom- | for | sane mannerisins, ar. | theatrical get | When we were | classed as | in an | an, “that want a suit that will you | make you look attractive to your hus | band 7" “Attractive to my husband!” echoed “I should say not. He if 1 wore a sult ten What I want Is something | that will make my next door neighbor | turn a pale pink green with envy." | Buffalo Express. Ingenuous Daughter. “What Is it your husband wants to “Why, father,” sald Della, “I think | he wanted to borrow a couple of hun- | dred dollars from you. He's so anx- lous to get out of debt.” Lippincott's. Corsica’s Forests, The forests of Corsica, the little ls- land upon which Napoleon Bonaparte was born, are managed by the French government. They produce lumber, firewood and turpentine, and all parts of the various trees are far more close ly utilized than in America. Too Wabbly. It sometimes happens that when a man arrives home at 2 a. m. and his wife commands him to go straight up- stalre to bed she is attempting the Im. possible. ~Chicago News. Up to Date. Old Fashioned Individual-Well, Ht tle man, building a castle? Up to Date Infant—Nope. This Is a hotel; there's no money in casties.—Harper's Magu- sine. What Money Can't Buy. Money will buy a lot of things, but it can’t buy the loyalty of a dog or the friendship of a baby.~Cincinnati | covered Enquirer, THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PENNA, a. Linguistic Whimsicalities. The following are a few linguistic whimsicalities: The Germans call a thimble a “finger hat,” which it cer- tainly is, and a grasshopper a “hay horse.” A glove with them Is a “hand shoe,” showing evidently that they wore shoes before gloves, Poultry is “feather cattle,” whilst the names of the well known substances oxygen and bydrogen are in their language “sour stuff” and “water stuff.” The French, strange to say, have no verb “to stand,” nor can a Frenchman speak of “kick ing" any one. The nearest approach a Frenchman makes to It in his polite threaten to “give a blow foot,” the the ness is to with his same to re- { elplent in either case, but it seems to | want the directness, the energy, of our “kick.” Neither has he any word for “baby” or for “home” or “comfort.” The terms ‘‘upstairs” and “down stairs” algo unknown In French The Hindus are sald to have no word “friend.” The Italians have no equivalent for “humility.” — London Tatler. are Queer Resembiances, That who together for a very long period not only acquire the but grow a strong facial resemblance, Is an established fact. tut it is little known that the same condition often exists from tres gother gether persons live mls associated to- long of There Is usunily a strong desire on the part of most tres iN s and servant being for period years rvants to ape their mis added to the fact of often extends to fa. and this, riess ICUS town In instances of live there, a small tate two unusunl kind Two widows | each of whom has been attended by a woman servant for more than forty years. In both cases the servants have their that often mistaken for them, and their cases attracted attention far and near. Their telephone are so alike that friends of the women have given up this method communication.-~New York Sun, become so like mistresses they ure fiave Words That Speak. lang—"a sudden nolse like that from a gun” dictionary. But the explanation is be- fogging futile, for a “bang” Is well, what better describes it than that simple word itself? 80 and many of most to have sprung with the lips a thing described definition of the word “splash.” for example? Youn hear all the abrupt, restless heaving of the waters in that one word, And need told what “buzz” when a blue bottle is leading a forlorn be the wine our expressiv © words seem similarly from sound mimicking Why waste to form the words on a ga desire ven a baby to be means pe against whistle,” “gur gle.” “eackle.” “icy”"—these are only a : few of our er eloquently descriptive t words London Answers Not His Place to Laugh. Hick Wood, used to tell an ny of a shared amusing story manager who his bo ! provincial | comedian once pant cit the man fow leaned ove narked, “lI for next LOT want to gage the Christmas my product “Io hink he is funny?" Mr | Wood askes “Seren mi funny,” returned the manager “Then why don't you laugh?” asked | Mr. Wood “Laugh when he's got his eyes on me?" replied the manager. “And ev ery smile means that he'll ask another fiver a week." London Telegraph Not Guilty as Alleged. The man accused of com mitting an flashing = mirror in the eves of passersby mistaken.” he said to any was had been annoyance by “You are quite the eman “1 mirror What these the reflection of my shining serge coat I'm a married and the coat is four years old" And. turning dazzling reflection his back and elbows into the dazzled eyes. And by the time the officer re his way big po haven't people saw man, hastily, he threw from policeman’s he wns well on Cleveland Plain Dealer Women In Coal Mines. In the early part of the last century women enjoyed the right to work hauling through the midnight dark ness of Jow roofed tunnels carts laden | with ore welghing hundreds of pounds. Have To. “Young Blifer and Miss Wapple fell out yesterday.” “Do yon think they again?” “I'm sure Miss Wapple will. They fell out of a motorboat.” — Birmingham Age-Herald. will make up Greatness. The truly strong and sound mind is the mind that ean embrace equally great things and small. | would have a man great in great things and ele gant in little things. —Johnson, Our Coal Deposits, The known coal areas of the United Btates cover 310.000 square miles, and there are 160.000 square miles believ. ed to be underiald with marketable conl. The pleasure we best enjoy Is that we have divided with others, New | voices over the | is the definition given by the | the | in | | the con! mines of Great Britain, swing ing the sledge, or on hands and knees | | [Cm How to Make Better Cough Syrup than You Can Buy A Family Supply, Saving $2 and Fully Guaranteed. A full pint of cough syrup- as vou could buy for $2.60—can easily be made at home, You will find nothing that takes hold of the ordinary cough | more quickly, usually conquering it in- i 24 hours. Excellent, too, for spasmodie croup, whooping cough, bron- chinl asthma and bronchitis, Mix one pint of granulated sugar with 4 pint of warm water, and stir for 2 minut Put 24 ounces of Pinex (fifty cents’ worth) in a pint bottle, then add the Sugar Syrup. It keeps perfectly. Take a teaspoonful every one, two or three hours. { This is relieve a gide o cough, Also stimulates the appetite, which is usually upset by a cough, The taste is pleasant. The effect of pine and sugar syrup on the inflamed membranes is well known. Pinex is a most rich in guaiacol and other nat healing pine elements. Other prepara tions will not work in this combination, This Pinex and Sugar Sy wdy has often been imitated, but the old sue- cessful mixture has never been equaled. It is now used in more homes than any other cough remedy. A guaranty of absolute satisfaction, or money promptly refunded, goes with this preparation, Your druggist has Pinex, or will get it for vou, If not, send to The Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind, rup re Verlaine and the Burglars. seeing an old man about to | {8 beggar, give him a halfpenny, as much | just laxative enough to help | valuable concentrated | compound of Norway white pine extract, | iral | According to a contemporary, a Par- | showed his con- | tempt for the gift by taking a silver | coin from his own pocket and bestow ing it on the almsgiver, the recipient fared better | Verinine did circumstances than Paul One night the before he had to sell every Shortly poverty in his room, been driven by woke up to find a couple of burglars | Let us hope | under somewhat similar} poet | | i | { i | | stick of furniture and was reduced to | sleeping on a sack | 80 touched this evidence | poverty that they him apiece and took their departure | fortunately,” had to when he rein » story, colus were ba by gave London Tatler He Curbed Cecil Rhodes. thodes' masterfulness and importan as a rule, but ¢ the Transvaal Johannesburg taught him s to me at once!” “lI can’t comes, n | found you know was you e in discharged at « man Ye . ly, “I rd in Cape Town for doing their duty. But this =n't Cape ’ is a repub 3 L % 4 bh wi t ve he lie." Ruse of an Autograph Fiend Autograph hunting sometimes p a profital mian of th Picard, ma for some coup v 8 acoon which he preciat. i and seeks hour drew a number ing Beranger and sent ter pages, were promptly converted into Dickens also fell a victin trouble to answer in French ly Pleard was shown up in the press by Jules Sandean and had to seek an | other occupation.—London Chronicle RASH COVERED ANKLE AND FOOT | Terrible Itching. Scratching Drew Blood. Hands Affected. Impossible to Put Them in Water, Cuticura Soap and Ointment Effected Cure, 600 Schenck Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y. == "My trouble started by a terrible itching around the ankle, My ankle and foot were covered with a rash, The fiching caused me to scratch to such an extent that | drew blood and the rash became sores. My clothing irritated the ecpema so that | was forced to put a bandage around my foot and ankle I suffered this way for nearly three years and by that time both of my hands were affected. It was Ime possible for me to put my hands In water and 1 had to woar large canvas gloves when doing any work, “1 used several remedies, among them being «ee, but with no effect. Therefore I sont for a sample of Cuticura Soap and wi for cous of sore Lacordaire which Heine written Daniel G. Bett, Nov, 30, 1912, For treating poor complexions, red, rough hands, and dry, thin and falling hair, Outl His visitors were | of dire | a franc | “Un- | admit | “both the | sense of wosition, | and took the | Eventual | ticura Soap will find It Dest for skin and scalp. THE INDEX THE INDEX FOR CHRISTMAS There is nothing so appropriate for the Gift as | A BOOK Our stock of Books is complete in every detail. Books for Boys and Girls from 15¢ to $1. A big supply of the 50c Copyrights. We have all the New Books published up to December 1st. at the publishers net price. When in doubt what to give, give a book. When in doubt where to get it, look in THE INDEX. Everlasting Jewelry at BLAIR'’S Braceletts, Lavaliers, Brooches, Dia- monds, Watches, Small Solid Ma- hogany Bedroom Clocks, Tea Sets, Table Service, Ete. Both Phones. Our catalogue sent on request. LYON & CO. LYON & CO. Holiday Readiness in Every De- ment. Christmas arly SUgRest chased at r store Work luding hand- ART NEEDLE WORK.—~In our Art Needle Depart - ment we have a arge variety f useful : s IK made ishions, etd in white and ecru Also a req centre pleces, Scarfs, C complete line of CREATY Doilles and Stamped Goods, with all the ne linites Centre Pleces in Renaissance and Clun) Always Vely of Neckwear Embroidered NECKWEAR. Christmas display ptable Gift Collar and C and Stocks Bows and Friliing BC if Sets In ‘ and Nets. Collars in white and «ru 4 at assortment « ills TABLE LINENS~Table and Towels Holiday prices Linens, Napkins special HOSIERY We Blue Ribbon priced agente for the famous Rivoli Hose in black, white and colors, are sole Silk Brands pecially KNIT GOODS.~Ladies' ors Bridge Jackets white and lavender and black, white il dren's and Infant's Caps in all colors Ladle Auto Hoods Mittens for all. We have added to this department shopper a big line of Bed Room Slippers 3 Sweaters in all col- combinations, pink. Chil and Childrens’ pretty and in solid colors and blue, - Gloves and for the holiday All the Mesh Bags. newest designs in Leather Bags, Pocket Books and Sweaters, Silk and Linen large line of Men's Neck- A large line of Men's and Boys’ Handkerchiefs at all prices, also a wear and Silk Hose. LAVOGUE COATS AND SUITS REDUCED.~This month we will make Clearance Sale prices of Coats and Suits. Every garment in this department must be sold now, We never carry any Coals or Suits over, and the greatly reduced prices always help to keep our stock clean. Children’s Coats Included in this clean-up sale, CHRISTMAS FUR SALE. Our entire Fur Stock has been remarked at greatly reduced prices. These prices will put the selection of fine Fur Sets within the reach of the most conser. vative buyer. Single Muffs and Children's Sets included. Come early and make your selections, as the early buyer gets the first choice, LYON & CO. Allegheny Street, Bellefonte, Penna.