Thursday, September 1st, 1910,
THE CENTRE
DEMOCRAT,
BELLEFONTE, PA.
Page 3.
FRANCIS SPEER'S
Breezy “Chat” Column
That it is said that angels don't gos-
sip. Pray, tell us where will some
women in Bellefonte go when they
die?
That John 8. Dale, of College town-
ship, wants to know what will kill po-
tato bugs. Get them to .smoke cigar-
ettes,
That one of the
Bellefonte is when
the wolves, the sheep
and rend you,
That a
things In |
to expose |
turn round
worst
my
will
You
Bellefonte has
man
doesn’t
young lady in
refused to marry a voung
cause he looks cheap and
match the furniture
That to the fellow in
is looking for a safe
Hicklen says what
the vault in the First National Bank?
That Ed Gheret, the Bellefonte
tractor, says that even if a carpenter
in town would go on the stage the
chances he couldn't bulld his own
part
That
a road
if he
the streets in
ed" quick
That last
it is sald you
in Bellefonte |
might have helped
ing to town seve
That "Jim"
liveryman
bee
Bellefonte who
retreat, Chaney
fs the matter with
con-
are
R. B. Tavior will
to make in new Jerusalem
don't get those hrick down
Bellefor wretty “darn
not be given
the
on
on
mare £o
that
automobi
Bay
That t}
gentlemar
dow
{ust
next
head
That Linr
save it i= a
blackboard of
your own
tain occasions
tiger
That
should
months
nic, grang
county
Ine
That
at a
there
er asked
ply ti
if his mot
That
Bellefor
cone
the
not be
after
census
consi
the
"
fair
vhody
ans
is
That
who sell
mar
childrer
public
of the fine
in Pennsyl
That Williar
Patton. car
listy
E
this
Yapous LI
with the ladies
buttor
and k the ‘
asing
Aa wah 1st
Ar, ought t
vd Miller's
and gotten some
and befdre he
dAnight There
heling a wre ck, a nd
What right, any
man out at that
with strangs
res
3 t rr
near
AWAY
married
night two
of the people In Belle
wondering what right a mar
ried man In Bellefonte has to
married woman out in a secluded place
at Hecla Park and remain there for
an indefinite time They ma have
been doing nothing but pulling
together but that was enough to
suspicion The parties
could have been convicted upon cir
cumstantial evidence They say the
husband of this wife is as crooked as
A cheese box, so probably the wife
thinks she will even things up
That the church In Bellefonte can
not fulfill its mission In this com
munity that has sitting In its front
pews, or Amen corner, communicants
who are enjoying wealth that has been
acquired through misrepresentation
and betrayal of friends. This Is the
kind of men who act as a millstone
to the prosperity of religion. They
may give liberally of their means to
the support of the church but they do
not do It conscientiously, It is done
because of its respectabllity, and the
effect It might have In covering up
thelr shortcomings such as avarice
and hypoericy, Better close the doors
of the sanctuary to these persons than
to take their money for its mainten-
ance. This Is speaking plainly but It
is a fact
pOMme
KTRrns
crente
dou
no
ed
churches
tre county
a large and fine crop of corn
helm, moved to State
| Mr
OVER THE COUNTY.
Cen-
by
With no early frost setting In
farmers will be cheered
Min- |
where
Simon P. King and family, of
College,
King is engaged in the Inn,
Rev. Whatman, of Ohlo, has accept-
the eall to the pastorate of the
on the Rebersburg Lutheran
charge
scription
| you
Same
berland
sold to S
at
$3015
myer, of
ofMoe
street
on Main street
i
!
take al
|
!
Mills,
Duck, of
Robert
ast
If on sub
August
for the
You sent us any money
during the month of
find proper credit
the label next week
Daniel B
in Penn
G. Rote and
The price
will
on
The tim-
been
Geary tract of
township has
Frank Wingard
sale pald was
public
Miss Ethel
and er
St Louls,
McClelland,
week
Weduesdan naster J
Millhein noved the
old
the root
GG. Hettinger, of Spring
aunt Miss Flo R
were guests of Mrs
at Linden Hall
On Spigel
post
from Its Penr
to
of we
and bit pen
chickens
Mark
hruts
the he
the other
of James
aged
3
wie Animal )
Lime the nose
abl
Ire
Pae
the
Ire
re T™he
epidemi
the Lewis
request of the
unt of nN
oung
Philips?
take the
head of
Harris}
hi
dogs were )
health oMoe
recent) }
there All
town ma Tie wile
towy
awners "
untageed does
red killed
rabies scare
in
Barn Twice Burned.
Daniel Collins, a dalryman residing
across the river from Willlamsport, is
the victim of a secret snemy
months ago his barn was burned
several cows and horses perished
the fire Eviden of
were present A week ago he received
an envelope through the malls inside
of which was the message, “1 will fix
1." printed with a lead pence! In Ro-
man characters At midnight Wed
nesday night his new barn was found
to be on fire in several places, and the
flames spread #0 mpidly that the
horses and cows In it could not be res.
cued, The fire was undoubtedly of In.
eediary origin. Collinge has no idea
who his enemy Is
and
in
on
Some women are never so happy, it
seems, an when they have had news to
tell somebody,
=| A BACHELOR'S VIEWS
THEY ARE ESPECIALLY USEFUL |
JOKES THAT CONTAIN A MORAL
To the
letter
will answer all of your
fully
you
printing
and especially
and
bachelors
where
stead of
are old
| store
bum a
| will
Seven |
| street
incendiariam |
| got
ON OLD MAIDS,
IN MINING CAMPS
Pointed Reply to Seven Old Maids |
in the Bald Eagle Valley, Near How-
ard-—-No Names Mentioned.
| heavy
{and
| she will begin to
ed and has to suffer becauss
and
| BOE
I will gladly reply to your | a
22, 1910
or Middle-
signed them-
Colo, Aug
Old Maids"
Ladies, as they
uray,
"Seven
Aged
selves
Yes, dears
to the best of my ability, and |
questions cheer
Centre Democrat, as
the editor and the
press will stand for it
dears, this State Colorado,
this county, Is fearfully
wonderfully infested with old |
(Here gentle reader,
give themselves away, In-
middle-aged ladies, thes
probably
and
gE about
through the
requested, if
Yes
of
they
being
maids
40
| v ho
have
rosy SUMIMers 20
or
bach-
old
State to
Are
hold
about
¢ dow
at YT A sack f
the
RUrve
stairs and look
hran piring
middle "
The mer
ed
gots
tied around
nek a general
and not ng i= coo
he
and a drug
forth to]
neighbor. You |
for then to oat where IPO
mad, puts on a dress
and sallies
breakfast from a
see her face In all groups of po- |
Htleal parasites Khe will gad about |
generally from 2 o'clock untill anytime
next morning. Bhe will chase own |
until she sees Mrs. Brown and |
her dress. Then she will iy home and |
on a dress that will outshine Mrs
Brown's. But before she gets to see
complexion
How's This?
We offer One Husdesdt
mae oF Catarrh thet
Cptarrh Cure
F 1. CHENEY & 00. Toleda, O
We, the andersignad. have known FF. J. Cheney
for ithe ast 15 yours, and believe Rim perfectly hose
erable 0 All Business transactions and Anancially
Able to arty out any obligations made by his firm
Wareinag, Kivsan & Manvin
Whalessie Druga Toledo, O
Malls Ontarrh Cure = taken internally. acting
the biood and muses surfaces of the
free. 5 sents pov
Daliars Reward for an
manot be cured by
| Mrs
| with a
home and get a dress on that will beat
Mra
until she In completely
she
canned
lunch
and
at
home
meal, for then she is a suffragist
| virtually
A Former Centre Countian Writes a | “Nd
{ he has accomplished the ruin of her
home,
| store complexion,
look
will call a
to her, telling how she and other
en
how
gambling
take
ties
what
She
Emaoke
when
seen | dist
tor constipation.
Mrs
she
meets
Then
Brown
nice
she
dress will fly
Smith's. She
will keep that up
tired out. Then
box crackers, some
or sardines, a cold
again Her husband
children, If she has any, are not
home, for they don’t know what a
Is. There no one to cook a
She
drink
After
will get a
salmon
and go it
of
in
drives her
children
husband
from
to
her home
she puts on some more drug
that makes her face
corrugated iron roof, after a
hallstorm. When she gets old
can't attract attention any more
tell how she is abus-
she is old
when she will try for
office and dictate to others how
home ought to be governed She
meeting, get a few to listen
WOIm =
man;
and all
stopped
and liber-
dictate to men
drink, eat and wear
to swear, drink,
her presence,
the greatest
pretends to
ive! Must
ever get In a
Thirt
th
Hike
wrinkled
are sufferers at the
she nll
dancing
hands of
wants saloons
and all
all kinds of
from
they
don't
enjoyment
MAN—-eVen
shall
want him
or use tobacco
tobacco is one
ctants known
naive bie
necting’
Early Fall Predicted
E-Z Seal Jar Whole
a fact which gives it great advant-
age over irk. sman-mouth jars.
Stop cutting up la fruits for
canning. Go to your dealer and ask
for Atias E-Z Seal Jars, After that
ou can fill your shelves with
jar holding full-sized fruits—natural
¢ as well as good tasting.
Atlas E-Z Seal Jars are very strong;
smooth at top and sure sealers.
HAZEL-ATLAS GLASS CO.
Wheeling, W. Va.
|
Smith |
Gun License Proposed.
Lively times are predicted in the
| next legislature over a proposed bill to
provide that hunters must secure gun
Heense an required In the state of New
Jersey The bill is understood t ohave
been outlined by the Btate Game Com
at the recent meeting In
and steps being taken
associations
ting sent)
Measure It m=
bill would raise a
10 or the Btate
Its work
game
missioners
Harrisburg
to have local
take up the
ment In behalf the
pointed out that the
sum large enough
Game Commission to increase
as well an provide
Preseryes It is
fare
shooting
ork of cre:
of
fable
additional
expected that consid-
erable opposition to the measure will
come from cities, while the farmers
will object strenuously
Population Estimated at 91,000,000,
The total population of the United
Btates and Its island possessions may
reach 100,000,000 according to unof-
ficial estimates made b Director E
Dana Durand Durand expects the |
total population of the United States
proper to be in the neighborhood of
$1,000,000,
Substituting His Uncles
Charles Koch, of Altoona
camping on the Juniat Went
lost his roll of cash to
smoth-talking stranger o the train
between Philadelphl und antler
City, Saturday Aug, 20th Koch lefg
camp Frida evening to escort Home
fem ! resort,
and on the train a suave stranger n-
troduced him from
uncle ims
Ines
of
who
if 71
in
IONS
looking.
Wl
Ad
ine friends to the seaside
pelf an nt mmole
Koch ud an
he hi
anda had
he td
polit high
were di sued, but he
intil he reach-
ipper, and then he
hunt p another “une
he left a $605 watch
Baltimore
that cit
childhood
hig appearance
The weather
cost
yhom TE 1]
tion
the
of living
did not miss his
ed for It to pay
was required to
cle with whom
money
for »
An Indian Grave.
digging a
for a new ho
workmen ran
grave about five
ground It contained
deer, the head of a
ber of artic of pottery
In
week,
ment
dian
cellar in Sunb
ry
Henry
last
("le
old In-
inder thes
antlers of =
and a num-
186 r
an
bear
“on
What is a “tonic”? A medici
or tone of the whole system
healthy action.
alcohol. Ask your own doctc
medicine doctors cannot endorse.
Not a Drop of Alcohol
ne that increases the strength
. What is an “alterative”?
A medicine that alters or changes unhealthy action to
Name the best “tonic
Avyer’'s Sarsaparilla, the only Sarsaparilla entirely free from
and alterative”?
Never take a
/.( / Il. Mass
yw all about it.
Without daily action of the bowels poisonous
impureblood, biliousness, headache
Ask your doctor about Ayer
Ayer Co. Lowel
products must be absorbed. Then you have
Pills for constipation.
OVER WOOD SHINGLES
/ ”
7 £3 oa LAA
ut fuss or bother right ov
nstantly from a fire
¥
og as the bu ng itael! ar
For further detailed information
Local Contractors or Roofers or
Philadelp
alc her
A FIREPROOF ROOF that ,
DEVET Dees TeDRINS
prices, etc. apply to
ORTRIGHT METAL ROOFING CO,
hia, Pa.
ALL
$4 Oxfords
REDUCED TO
$2.
48
Yeagers’' Shoe Store
We Handle Every
thing in
Cr
RR
oO
C
B
R=
L
BH
=
of Absolutely Pure
One Is
¥
Come tous. We have what
NOTHING
is more annoying
hem We are
Or We don't |
article,” ete,
Craaing
the table Consicera
ble thovght snd care
often «xercired In this di
reetion, and to not find
what yon want at your
Grocer's is very provoking
fon
are
yon want, and everything
1s abeolutely pure—an ex
tra inducement for you to
here for your gro.
come
Ceres,
‘Beezer’s Meat Market
HIGH ST. BELLEFONTE, FA,
———— a ——
Wo keep none but the Best quality of
BEEF, PORK, MUTTON, SLICED HAM
Al Made of Stoked Sausage, ete
ny want a nloe Juley . ow
PHILIP BEEZKR