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THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, MAY 14, 1908
Page 2
FRANCIS SPEER'S
Breezy “Chat” Column |
Thar there is a “Ray” of hope fora
certain real nice young man in Belle.
fonte.
THAT it is never necessary fora woman | a month does somebod
in Bellefonte to appear girlish unless she
is past thirty and not yet married.
THAT some people in Bellefonte make
a mountain out of a molehill, while others
are perfectly content to put up a bluff,
Tuar if the boys in Bellefonte didn't
shave how our girls would rave. No-
body knows this any better than Wayn
Bower Smith,
Tuar Frank Mayes, the Lemont
auctioneer, may be successful until he
comes to knocking aman down larger
than himself.
Tuar if a certain young lady in Belle.
fonte doesn’t quit her kidding there may
be something doing on High s treet be-
fore very long.
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THE KICKER.
“Don’t kick; take things as they come
and call them good." oh many times
fire this at you?
Very plentiful this advice is, just now,
with s good deal of industrial, commer-
cial an
and a great many men out of jobs,
Don't kick, eh? Will you tell me how
political foolishness going on, |
suything was ever got without kicking? |
‘he man who kicks began this coun. |
try some hundred The
itans made a bee
ligion cut out for them and hiked toa
place where they could make a religion
of their own. ‘T'hey made their kick
good, G, Washington was a kicker with
a lot of other kickers some time later,
He had a lot of ragged soldiers and
very much money but somehow their
kick went through,
Cars ago.
Do you know how England got the |
Tuar Sammy Campbell, the under. | Magna Charta? Well, the people kicked
taker at Millheim, may not be much of a
pugilist, but when it comes to boxing he
can easily lay his man out,
Tuat there are things that the women
in Bellefonte wear that you can overlook,
but not the *‘Merry Widow" hat. The
irls whe wears them ought to get thirty
ays.
Tuar judging from frequent visits to
Bellefonte a gentleman from Spring twp.
must be using an awful lot of “Kero-
sene.” That old coal oil can has seen
better days.
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at being shut up in jails without a hear-
and they kicked so hard that King
in
John had to do something about it. That
was how trial by jury and writ of ha-
| beas corpus began,
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The people ot France kicked at the
evils of the aristocratic regime and em- |
phasized the kick with the
and the
guillotine
dance of the carmagnole, It
wasn't nice, but they got what they
wanted. France!also kicked a
nation against the concert of nations
combined to stamp out the idea of
publican rule, and popular government
“us
TaAnT there is a woman living in the | won out.
North Ward, of Bellefonte, who can be
These are sample kicks, The time
compared favorably with a parrot and | for kicking is not past, nor will it be
peacock.
second, she is a great talebearer
Tuat Joe McGowan. of Bellefonte, had
more girls Thursday night than the |
&llows one man to have. He will
break away from either the tall
short one. Give another man a chance.
ily, he ht to
evenings . Every
moment t 1
the head of t!
as t ry
brought
TrAT after
gets thr
begins f
mother
the mint) '
intelligence
Tua
considera
other night
he came to his sense
he found his tr
fold. Itis the
women.
tory
Tuar the young man in Bellefonte
who was seen hiding behind the office
at Crider’'s lumber yard, the other night
at 1 o'clock. 1s well-known, even ]
did pull up his coat collar and j
hat down «
there before
Tua
pression
+ 10 Lear
to the Presbyterian ch
r day a lady, living
Bellefonte, failed
yd rather
the othe
about three
to get her Cel
thao be without twenty-four
walked to town through the
rain where hb heart's desire was
fied and she ret
She is no d
That itis
Bellefonte had
Ralph Mallory
photo was excellent |
WAS very mu
thought ti
that her
ought to
and turn her «
THAT it is said
bilists are th
to compell Frank
the back str
carriage |
run over in
more crowed thoro
miles fron
tre MocCrTat, §
! ne
1 and
satis
al ibe |
gown
tage ner
ver }
nin
cess
ney Are
the throng and bustle of the
hfares. There's Min.
le, Kelpatrick Locke, Dr. Sebring,
)r. Seibert and even Fred Bustler, who
are hkely to tear a wheel off his so-called
gocart
Tuat if it isn't stopped mighty soon
beer drinking, hugging and kissing will
be the downfall of a certain woman in
Bellefonte who wants to be pretty nice
Tuar when married women come to
Bellefonte to make their home they
should be very careful not to put on 100
many airs, because when the people find
out their standmng in the community
from whence they came they are lLunile
to meet with a frost,
Tuar you often have heard of the
“Two Johns.” Well, they are supple
ment in Bellefonte by the “Two
Arthurs” who are said to be genuine
heart-breakers. When a young lady
even casts a side glance at them she at
once becomes perfectly infatuated,
They bave charms that few young men
possess. Both are very clever young
tlemen and they ought to have been
in the Academy Minstrels. One of them
claims he is in bard luck now, but he
should cheer up as she says she loves
him still
Tuar Longer Wian, of Bellefonte, has
beet too long an associate of John D,
Rockefeller for Herman Holtz to trade
umbrellas with him and get the best of
the bargain, Thursday morning both
these gentlemen were in the postoffice
where, in a joking way, Holtz suggested
too Wian that they trade umbrellas,
Wian replied he would trade for fifty
cents to . Holtz was game, allright,
and the dicker was soon consummat d.
When Holtz went out into the down.
ng rain be could have kept just as
ry under one of E, K. Rhoads’ coal
sieves as under the umbrella, he received
in the trade. Wian went his way as dr
a8 hai, with fifty cents more to his
When outside Holtz offered the
umbrella to a little boy who wouldn't
take it and told him to go to thunder,
These "Oil Kings" are bad men to
monkey
‘SS
Dr
with,
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First she talks too much, and | until the
| your kicks
millennium dawns. The
| gouge game is played harder now than
to
it ever was before and the on
way
stop tt 1s to kick, kick, y
kick.
will wake somebody u
you wi
aini
1 get what you, want,
won't get it if you i
Marc!
iL WD
Webber et ux
Meyer, April 28, 1908 lotdn ¢
$450
Join W. Bitner to David
June 8, 1900, lot in Eagleville,
Packer,
J. Calvin Goheen et al executors to |
CalvinlGobeen et al, May 35, 1908, land
Twp. $700
i Lr
Kerstetter et
Pru Li, 1908
$350x
n Ferguson
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Carl Chase Found Dead
ead body
‘ostmaster Ch
sappeared d
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the old log br
t one mile above
he } ad ¥
n., where his
he appearance of
sly d
was found at
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hav
PF SUDL
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ursday evening
contained virtually
had been placed in
The deceased was un
po of Clearfield
des his parent
tmaster
wife, !
eS
sisters
VINEGAR IMPROVES ROAST.
An exchange
vice as how to
that when you put
oven, put a small dish of
It will
burning
gives the following ad
ays
r roast }'%
mprove a roast it
YO he
vinegar in also
not meat from
tf mu
only keep y«
ig, but will n
than it would «
the flavor as well, A
vinegar put in a five-pound pot roast
will make the meat more tender and
palatable
ur
rke wre tender
therwise be mproving
tablespoonful of
tell the
public, at this time, how and where to
secure the
It would be more timely to
roast. They can easily get
the vinegar, and do the rest
Shumaker Retiring
Said to be due to the fact that his
fellow bankers, since be was found
guilty of participation in the $1,000,000
capitol steal, have made it unpleasant |
for him, James M, Shumaker Satruday
resigned as a member of the board of
directors of the Johnstown Savings bank
It is understood, so a dispatch from
Johastown says, he will retire from
everything connected with public busi.
ness at the earliest opportunity. This
is the second bank from which he has
retired, it having been but a short time
since he handed in his resignation as
president of the Dollar Savings bank
of Johnstown,
Big Improvements.
Information from a quite authentic
source, obtained Saturday, indicates
that improvements absorbing $2,000,000
of a $3,000,000 appr ation are to be
made at Avis within the next two years,
and that the work which Contractor
Barron is now preparing to commence is
but prelimioary. The town will finally
be a rival of Altoona,
Coming Events,
State encampment, Sons of Veterans,
Williamsport, June 8-12,
Republican National
June 16, at Ch , I,
Democratic National convention, July
7, at Denver, Col
convention,
Some fellows are so tin have
to get them tight to make Lom 1ooten
up.
re. |
Pur.
at having their re- |
not |
Mifdhter Druder! — Des
| Temperenjwefe Hot dbo Howe bei und
| bei b'r legte Letfcdhen net viel Forts |
fdhritte gemadht. Jufdht en bar Gans
bibate ware haus ufem Brobhibifden-
Tidet un fe fen all geledbdbert torre. |
| Des tummt bdober, bap bie Lerth,
| Whidtieleit un Bierbrauer in bdr
letfchte Beit ab biffie roorre fen, un ab,
foeil bie Teibsleit nod) fen Stimm
ben. G2 werd uftohrd ald nod) ge
{dat bervun, wad bed Brobhibifden
for en qut Ding war un was {id die
LWeibsleit tennte fdeene RNiceber fabfe
un Hit un Eigfriehm, wann bie Mans
ner nir meh fpende date for Drints.
Berleiht tummt ¢2 ab eit,
atver alletveil nod net, in id) aiem
lich fdhub
nod) io
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van
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an d'r Stobr hi :
au ftabfe.” rinfit Du
bab id) aefrogt. — Kann mer dann do
¢bbeé friege?” —' Wee, awer id bat
jufdt gemeent, wann Du qervebnt
biidt, alfemol en Trint
bann Du net
Didbabn, weil bd
tempereny 18.“
ladht un qefabt:
Gefter
14 sit fay
bletbit na
it ac
Na ha
To bot }
3able
d'r Sherer an d'r Griv
en, d'r [Fred, war
) 18 met quite enti
orgebitieré ner
feft ferrig bat
wer meim Alte
reat,
b
t frie!
ebbed
nemm
hi ha
big po
S '
wtnrfeonhed
clariendes
bate.
Dir dod en ordent
aefabt, wie ich
nemme
vollae
m Bredieft bin id in
feier naud un bab em Untel en
ugequdt, wie er Futter gefcdhnitte
Ur eemol aieat er aud eme Bun
Stroh en Quartboddel rausd, halt
mer fe bie und feat: Do, nemm Dir
mol Gené. Sag amwer meiner Alte nir,
befohs fe i8 in bere Diefidht arg eeqe un
ih glabb, fe bat ten Shiud Thistie
nemme un wann ¢8 ded eenita Vina
oar, wad fe bum od refte femnt, Jd
bab den do Boddel a fdt, bah 14
alfemol en quter Nreind triete fam
ober ann mir ungefabr mol net gang
aut is.’ J& bab uftobrs mir qe
fabt, dal id {dun Gener gehat bab,
fundern bab en guier Sug aenumme un
mn
a
bann die Boddel dem lntel biegebalte, |
bafi er ab Gens pepe Toll, well er aud:
febne bit, ad wann ex net gut fieblte, |
Sdubr bot er Eend genumme un id |
bab grad gefebne, bak er net ded erfchi
Mol in feim Lewe aud ere Vobddel
brinft,
Roffen Fred uf's Feld nous. Nh mu
| fage, id bab ibn gedauert, dak er fo
bart fdaffe muf un triegt nip ju
| brinte wie Wafer. Wver nod) ere Well
| gebt br Wred uf die Seit, wo fei Rod
| gelege bot un dort jieht er en Whisties
bobbel raus. Do, Noffen Friant,’ fegt
{ er, brint Barty! Gb i¢ en Glend in
{unferm Haus. Die Mam is en vegler
| Grrie ehiden un d'r alt Man bes
| babbt, dr Detrel wir im Whistiebod.
(bel. ©ell i6 awer jufdst wobr, wann
| bie Wobbel leer 16. Jb bad aubge
funne, bah alfemol en Whistie Rie
[mand ebbes fdhadl.’ — eh bab uftohrs
ab bem [red Befdeed aedrunte, ater
i® war frob, dah die NFreindidhaft net
fieeper war, funfdt war ef mir unnig
¢ Temperengler fwel pange. Wann
id) ater in bie Sitty jusidiumm, bab
id) ebbed ju verydble ier Brobibdden
in d'r Quniry.”
D'tHandibra
| come hardened In wrongdoing or de-
| moralized by fear,
| demoralized 1s certainly not too strong |
| a term for the results which follow in. |
{ power of discerning between what is |
©piter bin id damn jum |
A — Se ———
Less Posto ffice Receipts,
The recent decrease is $200,957 in
| the receipts so of the lagest postoffices of
[the country for march, 1908, as against
Avoid Scolding. | March, 1907. This means that the busi.
Children are not all “little animals.” | ness depression of last December is not
Some have such keen sensibilities, such | MM proving,
acute lmaginations, such teeming little
brains that they should be treated with |
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YOUR NERVOUS CHILD.
Gain His Confidence and, Above All,
James McGhee, of Beech Creek, was
a
the oldest Odd Fellow in attendance at
the convention at Shamokin early last
week with the single exception of a man
from Sunbury, Mr, McGhee is 86 years
and 4 months old, but the Sunbury Odd
Fellow was three years older and drew
the prize. Mr. McGhee has been an Odd
Fellow for more than half a century,
all the thoughtfulness and considera- |
tion given to adults of the same tend- |
encles, |
Such children have to be tenderly
and constantly watched and thelr de-|
linquencies met with an amount of
sympathy that gains and holds thelr |
confidence,
Those children who are scolded and |
p le p ne |
punished for the least delinquency be- per package.
In the latter case, |
difference.
judicious punishments.
A nervous child becomes so afraid of
doing wrong that at last be /sses the
Cream costs as
See how little
together.
good food.
wrong and what Is right, and he nat-
urally chooses the course which he |
thinks least likely to lead to chastise-
ment. He will descend to any amount
of deceit and story telling to save him.
self from the results of his wrongdo-
Ing, and it is entirely out of the ques-
tion that If his first years are passed
In such a mistaken and perverted way
he should ever grow up into an honest
and straightforward man,
When children show themselves to
be abnormally sensitive and nervous
they should be treated in a totally dif
ferent way from the others who are
healthy and boisterous, but they must
not be spolled, for that would simply
aggravate the evil, They should have
the benefit of a frequent change of alr,
especially at the seaside
No st iting drinks,
fee, tea « beer, must be given. The
1 { but whole
some nourishing fish, eggs, vege
tables, cooked fruit and plenty of milk
and 1 mddings
Ab n ! d scolding then
That i:
times as
where our extr:
But al
a shorter proces:
four
1 : 1
ong as 1t doe
ol |
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1 Ol
BK
h as cof
nd
wd must be quite plain
It Worked
s, than it is ¢
Mila 11
LQ VO Uke
a 1 1 A als
the pert t food — Maj Flake its
But the deciding point with a
Just then the tra'n was
and the drummer got comfortably seat be only food
meet Marc Antony down tha
barge 1
stream, does 117
~the food and t
You want Mapl-Flake
But that is of least importance.
that Mapl-Flake is cooked best.
Our process requires 96 hour
oper
Cooked 101
"
the food
shunted in. id, you'll find, is the maple sugar flavor
served in Individoal packages
be, tales, and on dining cars
Count the Cream
You would all eat Mapl-Flake if it cost 10 cents
You would all want our maple flavor
-—our perfect cooking—were it not for that five-cent
But what if Mapl-Flake is 15 cents?
Figure the whole cost-
he
cream
much on poor food as on
you save.
because best
The vital fact
mes as long
take
i
arated
1
COOKING.
30 minu
“No. But that was a long time
“Mercy, there's the Sphinx ?™
“What Splinx ¥
“Why, it's a thing that asks you rid-
dlesy you know I'm not sure
whether that's the or one of
the prramids
ago.”
t Lies
| iw
rd
Dear me
phin
what
“
» spicy
ductor what
please
that
spicy coe
.
the
We
for fuel on
locomotive aAam
use nothing but mummies limited and
this line
and
FUlT Is a pretty big!
for a bon
breakfast to Jimmy boy
“It looks big." sald Jinmy, “but real
it Isn't. It's got lots of porouses
tl ssortmoent
kwheat cake
sald papa a!
¢ Vareq
your size
your ize pl kled. preserved,
selections that wi
ly
Remen Or Wi pride
ket to secure
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ir store for being the
PURE FOODS AT REASONABLE PRICES.
- Sechler & Co.
Seeds, Seeds, Seeds
“The Bank
That Does
oun wish,
strictly new seeds.
We have just received one of the finest stocks of FLOW.
ER AND GARDEN SEEDS that can be found anywhere
We have both Flower and Garden Seeds in bulk, so you can
bu Lo amount
NORT {ERN GROWN SEEDS and
LAWN
We handle old reliable
0 them to be
GRASS SEED a specialty
Things for
YOU.”
EE EE EE A A ee A A
The bank that gives you some-
The Potter-Hoy Hardware Company
CREP BPBIDNPIPIPIBIIIRIIIINN
thing more than cold banking ser.
vice. The bank that takes a per.
sonal interest in your transactions,
The bank that is always ready to
assist you, The bank that grants
every popular loan and discount.
The bank that is courteous, helpful,
A. E. Schad
rill EY
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obliging, whether the volume of
your business is large or small
That is, of course;
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TRUST C0.
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SANITARY PLUMBING
Estimates Cheerfully Furnished.
Eagle Block, Bellefonte, Pa.
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