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THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, JANUARY 30,
FRANCIS
SPEER'S
Breezy “That” Column
Tuar horse sense is lacking in some
drivers in Bellefonte.
Tuar some of the lowest things
Bellefonte are done in high life,
Trar even “Billy” Doak, the) blind
man, seems to have an object in view,
Tuar when a lazy man in
asks for a plum he is generally given a
lemon,
THAT m
fonte
else.
in
iy a good
hasn't the ners
Se
THaAT some men
lungs to breat!
alr storage tan
Taal
fonte who
instead of t
him,
THAT there
matter with George Freeman, of
n he put
there is a certain mar
had better
rying nake
get out ¢
}
arguing the
Belle
down
1S No use 1n
1S
the ecasies
fellows
Tua
some
lend them ter
bother vou
‘em,
Tuar Bob Woodri
Ed. Woods and YX.
fonte mail carriers
been a heavy load ta
ers since Christmas
Tuar Henry Gault,
near Howard, says tl
the hen from br
C. N. Messer
are my
THAT the lea
in Bellefonte
vances to you
will bring forth th
ry — 18 now 1 1
THAT in case
in the pasture
sentit
D year
Several 3 Ad-
ybably
Hen-
there be a dearth
next summer and Harry
Shivery, the milk man, should put green
goggles.on his cows and feed them shav-
ings the milk would §
antique furniture.
Tuar in China girl babies, as soon as |
they are born, are taken to the river and
fed to lobsters. That's nothi there are |
mothers in Bellefonte who soon as
their daughters are old enough. they
give them to some lobster,
Tuar Hugh Crider, one «
ous young business men, Jellefonte,
who assists his father in operating one of
our planing mills, says if he should have
troublejwith his hands it wouldn't do him
much good it Miss Morgan, the
manicurer
Tuar the
Howard street, Be
word, The mother
how she can stop
dreadful habit. S
husband any more
for breakfast,
THAT 1t is said Paul fer, one of the
receivers of the collection in the Presby.
terian church, went home the other Sun-
day and said to his wife There must
have been a stranger in church this
morning as a $5.00 bill was found in the |
collection basket,
Twat there is a young lady in Belle- |
fonte who has a beau, and the best thing
about the whole business is the gossip- i
ers of the town havn't heard one single |
word about it, She's going to spring a |
surprise one of these days that will set
some people thinking
Tuar one of the abominable things in
Bellefonte to sit in church or the
opera house behind a woman who wears
a hat that resembles a flying machine
Probably the reason why some women
don't take their hats off is because they
forget to comb their hair
Tuat push is a good
young man in Bellefonte
careful what he
he pushes the saloon or i
he will get it
turkey got the axe
A go-cart you can eas
Tua
Bellefonte isn't aske
much as
some of our
secrets
Sign when society
those whose priva
chaste and pure
Tua
tobaccor
fool an
yrobably taste of
no
ng,
as
f the prosper-
of
"i
ni S,
to on
ether
3 in
15 in
L juality in
|
but he mu
pushes mnstance
> TE :
r-room coors,
where the Thanksgiving
If he begir
ly see
the reason a. certain
¥
she Vas
peo} e |
ner o
of
Bellefonte
it hecan't
Samuel
ae eany
Sammy
three
enoug
the tea
i fe
fonte some of
gregation
friend
custo :
friendly g1
left go hom
all 1 ght butt
on We
two young ladies sat | ie bald
« opera house and
they
Y '
Tuas
week
headed row |
tried their best
boys on the stage. We don't know
whether they got with them after the
show or not, but the sight in the opera
house was silly and disgusting which
made everybody around them very tired,
ag Grarmm
Tuar there is a young lady in Belle.
fonte whose shoestring comes loose en
tirely too frequent on the street. When
she happens to see a real handsome
young man coming toward her she
stoops, pulls up her gown and ex a
pretty Re as she has termed It 10
some of her friends It has been sug
gested that if she can't keep her shoes
tied she should apply to Mingle, the shoe
dealer, to get her a pair of shoes that are
fastened with a Yale lock,
Tuar girls in Bellefonte who, at one
time, were as poor as Job's turkeys and
who have gotten up a little in '
have no right to pucker up their mouth
and turn up their noses at le as they
them on the street. The girl who
come (rom a humble home where
she had to wear gingham dresses and
run beatfodia 4 Dart of she year, is to
be commended if she manages to better
Ag an Shoda and
to un
haughty when she is able to wear a little
better clothes than when at home,
Bellefonte |
{ arrested as he was leavin
| post office Saturday afternoon
| from the provisions
{ ubliged to prove the
:
fu
to flirt with the minstrel ]
FREE-YOHR
Wun es free-yohr wedder coomt
Un de 1aft iss so0z
Sainsht der
Drous
Mit «
sundt
Betz
riz
und g
de
sharra we der g
Yuckel und
rum
m
recha in der hond,
Uf em olda tswivia lond
i
BI
IAry
ack Hand After R. R. Quay
ae
1 at Sewi
ail
igoer,
heari
a yo fore
r jail to await a
nd
g the ¢
(
Ten days ago Quay received
demanding $300. An addressed e
was inclosed, and Quay was comn
under penalty of
ey in the
hice
received
leath, to put the
envelope and drop it in
post of Snyder,
%
similar
The authority
Brown
yesterd
later
Officer was
office
Pennsy Alone Involved,
Me
I while in
what railroads t 2-cent
involved. Judge Mestrezat was one of
the three Judges who
ity decision. He said
“It applies solely to the Pennsyl vania
Railroad. All roads, to be exempt
of the act, will be
Aare Pm at 3 he Sure
IGE strezat, { the YUpre
niontown was aske
he fare decision
) v
returned a mino
ile
ilr other
Attorneys for the
2-cent rate unjust'” |
Pennsylvania Rail- |
road have figured out that the decision |
:
may not apply to the Pennsylvania Rail- |
road
with
in its entirety. The contract made
the Penvsylvania Legislature for
rate applies merely to the west-
AM
ern and m e divisions,
Pit Irg, and
ill have to be charged for
between Harrisburg
ne
ving between
i that t
tha ne
ad on all leased
the State
Real Estate Transfers
to Wm
Bogys
LTA
March
0
Twp.; $1500
Wn 13
Saylor
pert hes in Sno
Kate M. Long
. O00 2
Shoe ‘1 wi
Jacob M
The Joke On Them
enthu
their lot
mgation
Dollar Wants to Stay at Home
If you will let me stay in town 1'd cir
culate around and do lots of good. You
buy a big beefsteak with me and the
butcher will buy groceries, and the gro-
| cer will buy dry goods, the merchant will
pay his doctor bill with me and the doc
tor will spend me with the farmers for
| oats for his horse, and the farmer will
pay his subscription to the local paper
and the editor will
mer’s trousers and buy a pair of socks
In the long run you see I'll be more use
away forever,
Will Not
Urge Law,
Commission has received numerous let-
ters asking that a law be enacted to pro-
hibit the use of dogs in woods by hunters,
there is no intention of urging such a
law upon the legislature,
A farmer in an adjoining county an.
month and found them in perfect con.
than many raised
a ol "any vy
nounces that he raised his potatoes this
i
|
_ Public Sales ba
yay for his last sum. |
i
{ul here at home than if’ you'd send me |
Secretary Kalbfus, of the State Game
Commission, has declared that while the |
Presence of Mind. ob ro ed > K A _ ky will Pip h
One of Mrs, Hamilton Fish's rules iipe of Sufth stock snd Impiomenys, Sale af
when her husband was secretary of | Li Lotnglebpmpem i Yourick. of
state In Grant's cabinet was to return! Spring Mills. w 1} sell farm stock and fmple
every call she received, Her husband | Bes
was continually bolding public recep- | MARCH 18
tions, and many women would come| ments
who had desire that Mrs. ish |W
should call upon them, |
One such
W.N. Weaver, of Zion, will
cattle, sheep, hogs and farm imple
A.C. A Hat i
EDNESDAY, MAncH
Bellefonte in Ber
rock will spell a t
piemoent
binde
ing plow
MceCorn
riage L 2
Sa
kth miles
Twi Dav
ne of stock und
West of
d Roth
farm im
5 I Deering
ih 5 3 ny i § wu lks rid
10
ner
woman attended a Fish re- | New 5
ception, left her card and a little later |
was duly honored by a eall from Mrs,
| Hoods
a beautiful, mild afternoon. | ®uet
ish equipage, all a-glitter in the THUMADAY
mshine, dashed down the nar ’
reet and halted the wo- |
little house with a musical jin-
}
CHAINS,
before
Town
The footman leap- oy !
and opened the car- n
Mrs, Fish descended.
man's
gle of
ed from
riage
The woman of the house was kneel-
ing on the sidewalk be
hot
one
hox
or, and
ide a bucket of
a scrubbing brush in
cake of ip in the
crubbing the front
M
water,
hand and
other She
wit}
iti FRIDAY
Ply DW
slept
Bending
Fish asked
Robinson at |}
And Mr:
Mrs,
Henry
over
“Ia
her,
Mrs
ome 7
Henry Robins
mum, sh n't,” and
7. Lippincott's,
m replied,
went on
Little Labor Savers,
Have a system in your work.
high stool in the kitchen.
wooden handled spoon for stir
Keep a
Use n
ring
See that knives are kent sharp.
+ OVER 5,200
'
e from Ron
Davi
horses
nik cows, |
ad of young
of farm im
In
Mrs I R
rs 2
sow and a full lin
David Wentzel, Auet
MARCH 25.D. D. Royer will sell
wrses, his herd
THES Br
LA )
{ farm implement
HN tl
ge. 0. A
peewee
ul»
ner i Man we
Johnsor ne
THRADAY
is and live stock. 1
THURSDAY Manon
on wil sarge
ood §
AL Axeman, 1
eh
E. Jo
ae
of ¢
tof n stock o
He
brood
Leal y
Al
f farm OTRen che
wi
orp. 42 shoats, 6 boars. °
ne of pr
aesidam
¥ wa
at
FENRUARY
o Holts Hollow
wk
SATURDAY
Milesburyg
sell farm
» 3 miles north
James Krebs will
implements and household
rH do
: Hut
goods Fripay, MARCH 27 Wm. Breon, on the Cur
TURSDAY. MARCH 3 1 mile west of State Col | YP farm bear Bellefonte, & horses. 18 head of |
lege, D. W. Garbrick will sell live stock sna ows and calves. and every description of tarm |
farm implements, L. F. Mayes, suct i machinery Saleat 0a wm. Frank Mayes. |
. pot g wet
™ RADAY, MARCH 5 2% miles west of Julian SATURDAY. MARCH 88 ~~1% miles north of State
Ny Hendsron wi } " farm implements College. Samuel Ewing will sell § work horses
and cholce Holesteln stock. Lo. F. Mayes. aut | two year It 11 mileh cows will Ix
FRIDAY, Manon 6 H fresh by time of sale. 13 young oattle. hogs
farm. 2 miles west | | Delaval seperstor Sale 10 be
olts. | br kK shar Wm Goheet Aue
old ex
On the Samu
ie
of
=
-
Kant
Eagleville re
xl mare. f milk cows Ing cat pin at c
tie, wagons and a» i iin machine
and {mplement Said
heDek. Auct
MAancw
v TURSDAY. Marcu 21 n the Re
No. 2 Benner Twp. J. W. Beoner will sell
ve stock and fart
mplemments IL. Frank
Mayes. suct
Thur. Mch, 5th, D. Henderson
olds farm
SATURDAY
Moore w
Jenne Li
a
”
18 Holstein Freisian
Thoroughbred Cattle.
tr i the Duteh Be
hhret
¥ 3 aM
a ied |
Fuaramesd thor Regisiered or
Register The foundation animal
1} were each very carefully
gardiess of cost from the very best
BUTTER PRODUCING fan
in her Mr Berminger
Washington
Liverpo
Die 24) :
thie ted re
MILK axp
os of 1}
her sg] 0
breed
such y Ph
Ly
\
3 ade
and
Five
Paxton
wk Farm
yin: J. OG
age St
- | Ss Two Bulls
ork Ho
w
. Rake
Two W rses
" w mated nr H
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