JUNE 2
7, 1907,
Page 3
THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA,
FRANCIS SPEER'S
Breezy “That” Column
i
* Tuar Bellefonte has a man in it who
has become so unpopular with t
of this community that he m
become a dog
THA
Dr. J. E
position might be
tht as well
catcher,
4
should hold
Ward,
2 highwayman
of Bellefonte,
that the thief
gold,
THAT the way some girls in
can play on the pi
getling an
the dentist was fill
Bellefonte
hours without
earache or a sprained wrist,
proves that they are expert
Ao for
perf
Tuar when you want to take an accu
INET §
HINGES,
rate census of the working members in |
any church in Bellefonte all you have t
do is to attend the Wednesday evening
prayer meeting,
Tuar Paul Sheffer, of Bellefonte,
should remember that trying to whip a
little man the other day in Olewine's
hardware store did his reputation
good asa prize fighter,
THar there are men in Bellefonte
whose consciences are bound within the
small circle of the almighty dollar. They
stand ready to sacrifice principle and
everything else for the filthy lucre.
Tuar Orrie Kline, in the Potter
hardware store, says that a
no
Cierx
DOO!
5
wt
ove can be
Howley
the young |
to change
coin.
® THAT a young
is a good bread-baker and is
making coffee, can get a real
band by applying at a certain place on
Spring street. She must be able to give
a practical demonstration as to her abili-
ty to conform to the above conditions
Nobody who has seen the snow of 4o
winters need apply.
cx
"
Oo
Tuar we are glad to know ths
are at least two men in
annot be Pe fresm their
ellet
i
font atta
ment for » ain SLT The reason
for this strong votior better be
magined
Howeve i
imagines, for noment
the only pebble on the beach whom |
up she is very badly mistaken. If
to know whether this is true she
of the hired girls around
fellow laying a great
he is doing
something
loves
she wants
should ask some
town. This
game but he sho
it without people knowin
about his didoes
»
n
"
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IN
y
wn
Tuar the other day Ralph Spigelmyer
and Willard Hall, were sailing around
Bellefonte in the Jenkins: Hall automobile
as sleek as a bird soars through space
The sensation was so exhilerating that
Mr. Spigelmyer suggested they go to the
Bullock Swing Factory, at Milesburg
Down the pike they went like a streak of
greased lightning ; so fast that the tele
phone poles, along the way, looked like |
i ; | against Sg
a high board fence,
destination in safety, but when they
were ready to return their hopes, in get.
ting back to Bellefonte behind the critter,
he people i
up |
(8)
g
They reached their |
were blasted. The perspiration stood |
like pearl beads on the brow of Mr, Hall
:
who worked for an hour to get the ma-|
chine started but in vain. Finally Ralph |
said that he was in a hurry to get back
to Bellefonte, and so he started on
:
as ten snakes could
. g =
(the party realized what had happend
WIDELY READ
Twas on Inst Fri
I took my auto
And I went ridix
I stopped tot
1 8 Dips ni
1
ay, about half past two
which ¥
g around the
i to Merchan
hand
i i peanut
whit paper ther
Fie CENTRE DEMO
shin
OW
OLUMN'] go
iH bet my hat
THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT
1 rain or
I read the news I want to ki
hen to the "THAT (
There is no paper, I
Just Hike
And while I'm talking. by the way
Another thing 1 want Lo say
That scribe from Unionville, you know
Who says his name Is ‘Domino
His dreams are of a funny style,
He talks of his automobile
Things from his pen on this and that
Are in THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT
ertisement column
the thing for men like you
rif you want to buy or sell
» your house
n advert
nts if you
ton
ns well
issue free
take three
beat that
RAT
and lot
“0 one
, the
men
llow was peacefully
ti joker t the spring
which had been previoasly concealed
under the covers, and it rattled as much
Before the rest of |
um-
It]
LN “oft,
at the stars as this!
frightened that he
tent with him
they were gazing
ge tleman
de a leap and took the
WAS sO
JArtman
10, 100
Talk From Corpse.
ro fun
Samuel
ist, “threw
‘here was excitement at a neg
near Denton, Md., when
Johason, a negro ventriloqu
his voice into tl
was being lowered, and said “let me
down easy.” The mourners thought it
the corpse who spoke, and fled, The
pallbearers were frightened they
dropped the casket, Later, the mystery
was explained and Johnson was arrested
and held in bail, charged with disorder
ly conduct and malicious mischief He |
says he will never again give a perform. |
ance in a cemetery,
eral
“0
| “lick” the United States is all bosh,
i grave, as the casket |*
{ plied
NO WAR WITH JAPAN, |
The talk that}Japan wants to fight and
Rei-
ziro Wakatsuki, Japanese vice minister
of finance, who is in New York on the
way to London and Paris, talked about
the Japanese troubles in San Francisco,
Mr. Wakatsuki,
“should rembember three thing That
“Americans,” said
citizen of Japan can’t forget
America which opened
the world and western civili
Japan
of power
1¢
in
y a4 nation the have
Japanese
An
have
utmost confidence in the
ierican peo-
i
le. They believe they good
the United S
will ot the people of ates
and they value it
GROSS NEGLECT.
és 1rreon
irreg
Ku
larity wi
IATILY
’
VETOED PENSION BILL
would
want of
and cowardy,
A story appears in one of the Sterling
IL, papers that a farmer in that vicinity
three
1 ’
rooster that hatched out
has a
yy
Williams Reunion
2 WaPEbE ¢
A reporter asked
rather mah ht of
ously wh ough
My oy
HEe a fine
Yes murmer
taken back
iman, “lots of
opponent s
senator {was
champagne
the reporter, rather
Yes? said Senator 1
froth and very dry
Traveling in the
certain peech
said the
tie
od
bot
north Scotland,
far away from anywhere, the tourist ex:
claimed to one of the natives: “Why
what do you do when you are ill? You
can never get a doctor “Nae, sir." re
Sandy. “We've justto dee a
natural death”
‘We fishermen.” said Haverlock Mor. |
| ton, California's famous fly caster, '‘are
Preferred The Dog
Evidence in the case of May Morgan
Morgan, of Marion, Ind
for divorce showed the husband prefer |
red his dog to his wife for a room-mate, |
The pretty plaintiff said she bad object |
ed to the presence of the dog,
"What did Le do when you objected?
was asked,
"He kicked me out, and I had to sleep
on the floor,” was the reply. The hus
band has not denied the hayes.
continually being accused of intemper. |
The accusation is false, No in-
man could ever cast a fly.
ance,
temperate
{ Yet a friend of mine had the effrontery
to, declare thatjout walking in the country
he had met an angler beside a brook and
had said to the man: ‘How can vou tell
the good places from the bad when you
come toa stream?” ‘By the bottle,” the
man answered, ‘Wherever the most
empty bottles are scattered is the best
place."
ANIMALS AND POISON,
Some Species Are Immune to the |
Most Deadly Drugs.
MYSTERY OF THE HEDGEHOG.
This Bristly Little Creature Can Make
a Meal of Arsenic Opium and
Wash It Down With a Draft of
Prussic Acid Without Discomfort.
or
one of the
Polson Is surely most
weird of nature's bizarre «
A tiny speck of an innocent
white powder on the tip of the
instant powder
happens to be the deadly drug aconl-
tine. A moment's whiff of unseen va-
por, and If that vapor rises from pure
prussic acid all human ald Is too late.
The strangest fact about that curious
group of bodles called poisons is that
sometimes they are not poisons. Of
course every one knows that when
kopt under control by the skiliful hand
of the physician polsons are most val
uable medicines. But few persons aré
aware still more curious fact
that poisons when taken by certain an-
ontrivances,
looking
tongue
f that
il aut
means death
f tl
OL ue
imals even in large quantities are quite
harmless
this is
¢, the
ar
wi
ca
nally apt
. »
death
deadly ]
hog need hay the
merest trace of the poison Is sufficient
to cause a full grown man to foam at
the mouth and lose the power of his
mba. Truly the hedgehog is a strange
freak, and yet not so inexplical us
the poisons by which be refuses to be
.
0
poisoned
Man is sald to resem
in more ways than one; but,
characteristics they may have In com-
mon, the human
being in this respect—he can take with
ble the monkey
whatever
the ape differs from
impunity as much strychnine as wo uld
kill two men Instantly. The monkey,
otriously enough, shares the Immunity
to strychuine polsoning with Inverte
brate animals. Ar
the rat [he nit
sold by d
other phenomenon is
m ber f rat
og but there Is
_— ’
poisons
are
sin
tain
tities of «
the poison
less It
mention tha
into the bi
]
poisoned
thie
4
averted
ized |
on t
ns
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peer PTE SAREE ERIN S Er
GUARANTEE EVERY
MOUTHFUL
{of the dried Fruits you buy from us
Raisins, Currants, or whatever they
may be, We know of
and therefore we know what we sell and
are always glad to show our stock to the
| Health Inspectors when they are on the
| look-out for infractions of the Pure Food
| Laws,
[lar as we in inspecting what came into
| his store, he would not be at all timid
about what he sent out of it,
If every grocer were as particu:
whom we buy, |
Interior whith ‘resists the nurcotie m-
fluence of the morphine
opium owes its activity.
Thore 1s little to connect the Russian
peasant with an goat—unless it is beard
~yet nevertheless both have one trait
in common--neither is harmed by hem.
lock, It was the julce of the hemlock,
80 we have been told until we are tired
of hearing it, that killed Socrates, Ever
since then It has been on the poison lst
as far as clvilized }
ed: but, all the same, roots of hemlock
are eaten as food by the Ru
ants—-and by goats,
In respect the pea
Austrian Tyrol resembles
hog, because he take
a8 much arseglc ai would | 1
Americans. This 1s not because
peasant is provided with any special
means of combating the effects of the
drng, but because he habituates him.
self to it. The Tyrolean finds that ar
senile increases his power of endurance,
He commences by taking an eighth
part of a grain for a dose, which Is
gradually Increased until he can take
without any {ll effect five or more
grains at a time.
eings are
concern
A "ne
ian peas
One
of the
hedge
ant
+3 0H
one dose
several
‘nn in
Lrg
"
to which |
the !
EXDers auve not been avle to make
up thelr minds why these people be-
come tolerant to the drug. The most
| plausible theory put forward up to the
present |
by the
which
ealf |
smallpox
% that an antitoxin is formed
administration of the poison
nizes the subject, just as
{
unizes us against
Baltimore Bun.
immu
ymp ni
inn
French
Misapplied,
In the
were used
wealthy
were
queathed
orate cure
of a
cles were made
fourte
fre
and 1}
BO Kea
‘
in a
1 ’ ry 1.
that mark he disposition
feudal es specta
The different
Oil Stove
The improbed
0il Stove
Gives best results,
Reduces fuel ex-
pense. A working
flame at the touch of the
match. “Blue Flame” means the hottest flame
produced by any stove.
will make your work lighter.
Made in three sizes, with
heat the kitchen.
The New Perfection
Will not over-
one, two, and three burners. Every stove war-
ranted.
If not at your dealer’s, write to our
nearest agency.
Te Rayo Lamp
ives a clear, steady light.
atest improved burner.
Fitted with
Made of brass
throughout and beautifully nickeled.
Everylamp warranted. Suitableforlibrary,
dining-room, parlor or bedroom. If not at
your
ealer’s, write to our nearest agency.
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YEAGER & DAVIS
BELLEFONTE, PA.
Last week for numbers: 58497, 57819, 56948, 57268, 59544
Shank’s mare. Hall felt in his pocket and |
found that he had money enough to | Some people take so much interest in
come up in the train so he chose that other peopie’'s affairs that they have very
mode of travel, | Hitle time for their own.
A stone from King Solomon's temple,
15x15 inches, will be the corner stone of
the Masonic temple to be erected in Sun.
bury.
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