CHAS. R.
VA
DANGEROUS
BUSINESS
Local Quavites Are Monkeving
With the Buzz Saw
INVITE ANOTHER LICKING
about
was
make their peace
Notwithstanding,
to be
Of some
warfare
against
Ales senator
Wear, an
mm d ) YOU €xnect to he
desired political a
Do you smoke. if
If roosters
lo they not do so in «
Why are pupils
geometry
Suppose a man has thirteen
children, why hasn't he
any chance of getting to hy a
A man has three sons the
being younger than the « le
good mathematician ?
What harm is there in
bill when we have electric
If Daniel can't the next
Iature, why was it necessary to d
the Republican county ticket’
A. and B. own two IWS, respe
They start from a given polat and H's
cow reaches home 8 minutes ahead of
A's. With butter at 18 cents a pound,
how much profit would B realize over A
at the end of the month ?
The moon travels through space at the
rate of a million miles a minute, being
half the velocity of the sun At the
§ greatest speed it is sweltering hot
Ley West, What would be consider
ed a healthy temperature at Bellefonte,
and do youthink it necessary for a United
States Senator to wear flannels.
Give the reason why the verdict against
uay should not have been “guilty'’ al.
though be was innocent? Would that
perations
) have a cigas
un Kansas
red
Kigebhra and
m
why
Countries
taught
nstead of comm
sense
mall
Has he
en
youngest
elect
tively
'RTZ, Ed. and Prop.
not have caused a
Do you consider the f lowing Suits
for our motto
Clreum
Wem
If we
tance
DOUBLE
TRAGEDY
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ISTRESSING ACCIDENT
ams Loses a Foot By 2a
imonest o Age
WW paris charcoal,
, and sold for
* rudest shock given
ught to light is
YA ous hbheve rages
ght might he su
pposed
:
Af are claimed ) 80
reason that it becomes in apa
ling between right and wrong,
:
"a Innocent draughts some
under the head of tem
Is, and as such entirely
perior to any atte mpt to pass themselves
off upon the world for other than they
are
Fo make a sample stand for A class
when this line of liquids was under exam
ination one of the scientific wilnesses he
fore the Committee explained that in test
ing the dyes used in temperance drinks
be had found that one Klass of raspberry
soda had in t suffi lent aniline dye to
COIOF a piece of flannel Live inc hes
Muare. While the coat of the stomach is
not made of flannel possibly,
difference of material does not necessar.
Hy preclude serious consequences, and it
is not piobable that as between the
hob-nailed liver of the confirmed alcohol.
Ist and the aniline-dyed interior works
of the temperance drinker, heated dis.
| cussion may arise as to which has got a
shade the best of it Times,
the mere |
BELLEFONTE, PA.
a vacant seat in the F \R \l | N( \
United States Senate ? d A i I
MADE
For Turning
New
Up The Sod
Another
PLOWING WITH AUTOMOBILES
Lite Tenure 18 Office
Comm Gemberling has ist
ssioner
been elected to his fourth te ri As county
Commissioner-—a record that very few
others can show Union county officials
are a fortunate lot anyhow Prothono-
tary Shaffer has five terms to his credit,
Register
Harbeson has been elected for the sec oud
Shields three, Commissioner
term and there is no telling where he will
sop once he gets his second wind
lewisburg Journa
—
Beech Creek Munters
Thomas Lingle, of Beech ( reck, has
this fall pear Mona
Charles and Frank Hunter, of
Beech Creek, killed a fine deer near Big
Run on Saturday. Charles Gunosallus
and Frank Holt, of Beech Creek killed
killed three bears
ment
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Cressinger Gets a Respite,
Edward Cressinger, the convicted mur.
derer of Daisy Smith, near Sunbury, who
| was to bave been hanged on November
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23,
EASY |™
1500,
SENATOR THURSTON M ARKIED,
dride was a Grand daughter of the
John Harter,
Thu
lola Parman, of Wi:
m
tattle
Ww ATInecCk
$ Glen, had a
’ »
shin k¢
Parker
a deer He
road tracks
BEMIAr expe To | ¢
with Was walking along the
ra near the station when he
land looking
Ige
100 feet
heard a commotion verhea
up saw a large doe on the « of the
precipice which is more than
’
I'he
few yards abead
deer jumped and landed a
high
him on the ground
broken
the animal
Its only apparent wiary WAS a
leg. Warzneck grappled with
as it struck the ground and a fierce battle
ensued for half an hour before War neck
succeeded in cutting its throat He was
severely injured
.—
Fall of a Bridge Strocture
Thursday afternoon, while at
constructing the
South Philipsburg and Chester Hill, near
the fire brick works, one of the stringers
Work
new bridge between
broke, precipitating six or seven of the
workmen into the creek, and with the
| downfall there was a mingling of planks,
three deer near Slate Run last Tuesday. !
| 14, has been granted a respite by Govern.
lor Stone until December § in order to |
| allow him to get his case before the board
"of pardons on November 18.
i
timber and humanity, Fortunately,
aside from the duc king, no one was in
jured. The work of completing the
bridge will as a result of this misfortune
be delayed somewhat.
.o-——
Thanksgiving Supper,
The ladies of the M. 1 church at
Lamar, will serve a supper in the town
hall on Thanksgiving evening,
/
DISLIKED
GRAVEYARDS "*
Why Colonel Ingersoll Became
Aonostic
SUNDAY
CC. Shower
one mile southeast of
at the above mentioned
celebrating their crysta
wedding A imber were present
Arge n
and the evening was a social eve nt
that
those who
An elegs
Was
w ong be 1emembered by
were in attendance repast
was served that
After that there was voca An
menial music and other ente nment
including an address by 1 PF. Gephart
ir homes
the
bandsome presents
which all returned to the
and Mrs
ol
after
Mr
ents
howers were recipi
bat
tokens |
fo
is a list of those who were present
many
long
friendship and esteem
will be treasured as
i he owing
Father and mother Gephart, mother
H. D. Showers and two sons. Mr
Mrs. Bd Gephart, three and
daughters, Mr. and Mrs Harry Mo
key, Beech Creek ; Mrs, Herds
and two sons, Pleasant Gap; Mrs
Struble, Mr. Howard Struble, Miss Mary
Struble, Mr, and Mrs. Joel Rover, Mr,
and Mrs. John Cole, Mr and hirs. Pos
ana
sone Iwo
os
Showers
Isaiah
ter Shearer, Mr. and Mrs. John Rockey, |
Mr. and Mrs, Jacob Stine, Mr. and Mrs,
| Mra, George
Yarnell
{in all, 2
‘me, thought the chair.
James Johnson, Mr, and Mrs. Potter |
Shamp and three children, and My, and |
and child; 42 guests
ted and
Lovers ke lawyers
ceed court only under
in
stances
“They
plained the elevator,
get me all worked ug com
“and then they call
i
me down
Where there's smoke there is fire : but
with smokeless powder there is fire with
oul smoke
do not seem to know
much ; they have only a “smacking” of
knowledge.
The man who has a political “pull
is sure to make a "haul" of it before he
gets through,
People are always sitting down on
“They must
think I'm easy." *
Well, I'll be Mowed !" thought the
bellows, “that blacksmith expects me to
assist him in forging!"
Some lovers