Tho Bad Boy Becoming Good HE TEM-H TIIE UROt KR WHAT HE THINKS OP THE JEWS. "Say, I don't want you around here no more," said the groceryman to tho l)ad toy, as ho came in with his breeches tucked in his boots, and wanted to borrow a fish pole. "I have noticed you lately going around a good deal with that "sheeney" boy. Those Jews are no good, and if you go with that boy you will be ruined. Now keep away from here until you let that bov alone," and the groeerymr.n looked mad, though j be was polite enough when u Jewish lady, who lived in the same block, came in and bought some groceries. "Well, what's the matter with that boy?"asked the had hoy, the blood coming to bis face indigantly. "lias he done anything that wnsu't light? I hove never seen u hoy that was any HtruighUr than he is." "That don't make any odds Jews are all alike. That boy will cheat you out of your eye teeth, lie will pinch a penny until the goddi o lib erty will grunt. You a*k your pa wi at he thiuks about your going v.i h the Jew boys," and tiie grocery man look ed as though, if bis advice wnstski n, the bad boy would be .-uve.l. "O, go way," said the bad boy. "I'a says he bad ju-t as soon borrow money of a Jew as anybody. Say, that 'sheeny' boy, as you call him, has done me more good than any boy I ever played with. He has taught me more about the proper way to treat my par. ents than auybodv. You ought to sec • him ut home. He never plays any jokes on his parents, and just a* ten der to his ma as though she was his , best girl. His tnn isn't very healthy, and he is always on the lookout for ao.nething he can do to so save her a step or make her enjoy herself. His pa is a close trader in business, but at home | the family has a regular picnic all the time. There is never anything but smiles in their house, aud the poor who i come there to l>eg, alwavs go away with ba-ket* full, ami *if the baskets are too heavy this 'sheeny* boy that you abuse, goes and heljis carry the baskets home for them. He will work all day to put up a swing for a poor neighbor's children, and furnish the # rope. I have seen him unscrew the j top of his little savings bank and take all the money out to give away j to those who are destitute. And bis father and mother encouiage him in doing good. Why, be is the tender. | est hearted boy I ever saw, and I am going to stand by him. I don't care a ■darn whether his nose is put on side ways, or endways, whether he says, 'has do k*och' or 'trn-la-la,' as long as 'his heart is as big as a peck measure, and as tender as new aspara gus, he is friend of mine and don't you forget it." "Well," said the groceryman, a lit tle taken back, "(his one may he ail-; right, but you ought to know that the Jews crucified Christ, and you ought to have some pride about you, and go back on them like the rest of us. It is fashionable to abuse Jews.'' l "O, give us a rest," said the hoy, mad enough to kick somebody. ".Sup pose a few of them did lynch a man eighteen hundred yean ago, they did not know what they were about. Didn't Christ say so, and didn't He forgive them? If the one crucified CJuld forgive them, what are you monkeying about at this late day ? You poor old fraud haven't got any right to make that old affair a person al matter, and put on any style over people better than you are. I have never heard of a Jew being in jail or in a poor bouse. Tbey don't steal. They don't put sand iu their sugar. I •never knew a Jew to refuse to cou- ; tribute to any chariuble object, or to turn a deserving applicant for assist - j ance away from his door. Some of, them may be as mean as some of us , United States fellows, but they have got to be awful men if they are. Was the crucifixion of Cbirst the on ly crime that was ever committed in this world that should be remembered, and the people prejudiced against the perpetrator? Your ancestors in New Kngland burned people at the j stake on account of their religions convictions. Suppose every New F.clander who wears spectacles and eats beans, should be looked upon as you look upon the Jews, because their forefathers roasted Christians on the half shell,what kind of a society would re hare, any way ? Their religion is none of your bu.-inc.-s or mine, bu you could learn a great deal thin would benefit you il von could at'cllil their synagogue for a few months, ami listen to the teachings <>f a good Uub bi. The only tliiug I have agaiusi them, is that tlicy won't let theii young people marrv amongst out folks, but they will get over tliut senn dav. If Jews should get to marry ing Gentiles, it would be million of dollars in the pickets of the pto pic." "Well, tbey won't eat pork," said , the grocer, in- a lit-l urgutiu nt against i the Jews. "Any people that will go ! buck on one of the groatot product.- of this country, are to blame. If tin- Jew-, would cat pork it would go up two cents a pound, in a week," "O, you darn old bail," said the bad boy, peleetly disgusted. "That i a i pretty argument. Whi-ky is as great a product of the -utintry as pork, and vou don't drink whi.-ky, so you go hack mi a great national product the muio* ih they do. Tbey don't need pork in their htisitu ami yoti don't need wlii kv in v ur-", and licit' er of you need to ti-e it. No, or. Until you can >d)o* nte some r. • Now give me that ti-li pole," and the bov wiot out,leaving thegroctrthink ing what a fool he bad made of him 'self. — I'frk's Sun. Mudo Ilim Tired Mr. and Mrs. Nettlesou an- just well enough matched to hold each oth er'* own, as the saying goes, in whose little domestic arguments which some times arise belweeu the devoted. They agree that fresh air is e-wentiHl to health, but differ a- to the best means of ventilatiou. "Now, Mary," -aid Mr. Nettlesou ' die other night, "what's the ue of ar guing with rue. The medical journal* ay that the window should be raised from the bottom, about five inches for instance." "John, you are wrong. The modi | cal journals say letdown the window from the top. I reckon I know any thing when I sec it." "A wonan treats anybody in the 1 wortd. Why, hang it, don t you know that the warm air stays down and that the cold, pure air goes up* Want to raise the window to keep the foul air in, don't you ?'' "This discussion has gone oil long enough,'' and the determined gentle- 1 man raised the window, put a bottle under the sash and went to !> d. "Didn't you leave your cloth' "ti a chair by the window ?" "Yes. Think tlia' they'll krcii tin air fiom coming in ?" "No; I was thinking how easy it would be for a thief to reach in and teal them. Did you take out your watch ?" "No." ! "M ell, you'd better get up and get "Don't you know that a thief couldn't come tramping around here without my hearing him ? Didn't 1 hear the dog that trotted across the yard the other night?" "I thought you was a sound sleep er ?" "Sound sleeper," repeated Mr. Net tlesou,almost contemptuously." Women beat anybody I ever saw. If a man is wide awake they say he is sound asleep After awhile you'll say I ; nore." "You do snore." "I'd hush if I were ynu. Never | snored in myself." 'How do you know "Confound it, I reckon I'm there when I snore." "Hut you are asleep and can't hear il" "Hush, if you please, and let roe have a moment's peace. When a man works as hard as I do, he don't feel like being tormented to death." "Oh, I won't torment you, gracious ! knows. I'll hush and never say any . thing more to you." "There yon go Keep on and drita I me wild 1" , "You are driving yourself wild." 'Keep on aixl I'll he in tin itieunt ■Mvt*i 111 before In.** "Yuu ran go tlu 11* now, if yon want Co." "K'fp on I till von," mill Mr. N.-t --clei-ou llounit (I over mnl went In •Ice p. Next morning, when lie gfd out nt boil, he went to (lie elmir, Inokotl in astonishment ami exelHiineil: "WIIIU'H bi'conie of my clothes? "Didn't you leave them on the chair?" "Of course I did, but thhnet. I -"p; • v m -aw t 1 e thief when he r< .i;! e I in and dole my watch. Oh, no, it didn't make any dill- rem e with \ >u. No !>* to I you. Wouldn't cure tl •otutbwi. • wee to to*ae ill and a"a-*itintc me!" "I told ymi that lotm I**l v might i "You tire me to death." nml the wearied droppul on a chair and gland at lib wife. "Kohbetl in iuv own In uce," hi- went on. "No protection for rue anywhere. That watch vta- left ine by my fatter, and ! wouldn't have taki n thrio lain I r> >1 dollar" for it. Nobody carts but me. • lot no sympathy.'' "Here' ynui watch," mid his wife, han ling him the time piece. ' I got up rarly this morning and took out the clothes nieri !y to 'la w you what might occur." He took the watch and aid : "You make me tired. Why did you want | to treat me that way. Never *•* such a woman. You make tne tired." — .4 rk. Trnitlrr. Tn ki I.mil" iapracti aljokir, hut he is very much afraid of consumption, fh" other evening he got to roughing and went to the telephone and culled up Dr Whiteye, and told him he was pretty sure he wo* in the first stage* of consumption. Now Tickleribe had \ iuve I a go.*! many jokes on the girl at the central station, *o as soon a she I Imard what he said, she rung tip a •lure where a young man is in the habit <>f practicing on a liass horn about that time, and told him in her awi'test tones ihat she would like him to blow a short sharp bla*t right in • front of the transmitter of his tele phone, as soon as he htard the bell tin- ! kle. The young man got ready. "OH ! 1 guess you're mistaken," said the doctor. "No I ain't. I/ae do time. Come j right over at once." "Hold on! Cough in the telephone." j The girl who had been listening jerki-d out the plug connecting Tick leribs, put that connecting the has*- horn in its place, and tinkled the bell according to previous arrangement. The young man dropped the receiver from its book and blew a terrible hlast. The girl immediately roslorrd the con nection, and the doctor, after recover , ing his astonishment, asked "Did you cough ?" "Yes. Ain't it pretty had ?" "I should remark !" exclaimed the | doctor. "What shall I do?" "Confine yourself to a diet of oaU and baled hay." "Oata and baled hay ! What do you mean!" "Why you are turning to a jack an very rapidly, and you better begin your new way of living at once. You have symptoms of the consumption of oaU and baled hay." While the doctor wondered, and the patient raved, the telephone girl split her sides with laughter, and the inno* 1 cent young IMU tooted his horn iu ig norance of what he had done*— Throng A Mail. r. ii. iioi rcic .s co. ISGO. T.pfuLiin/ml /S 1 >' K ANNOUNCEMENT. nil III.III*! NN 11 MUST 111 I I N 111 I 111" IV| SM lt"l* I IN t i t i i ri.n n In i'i i t" n ake room fir < u "-| ring Sim k >\t arc uir-riiig IM.MKNSK MA ROWIN^ w/ To Constantly increasing X/ CEMAHD FOB ' ' Greens Condition Powder We ate now putting it nui in full we : ghi poun I pnel.ngcw ii 2.'#ci . n add. ion lo our regular • '<• si 15 cU. 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