Why the Cows Came Late. Crimson sunset burning O'or the tree fringod hills, Golden are the meadows, Ruby flashed the rills, Quiet in the farmhouse, Homo the farmer hies ; But his wife is watching, Shading anxious eyes, While she lingers with her pail boaide the barnyard gate, Wondering why hor Jenny and tho cows como home so latel Jenny, brown-eyed maiden, Wandered down the lane; That was ere the daylight Had begun to wane. Deeper grow the shadows; Circling swallows cheep j Katydids are calling; Mists o'er meadows creep. Still the mothor shades her eyes beside th 0 barnyard gate, And wonders where her Jenny and tho cows can be so late I Loving sounds are falling, Homeward now at last Speckle, Bess and Brindle Through the gate have passed; Jenny, sweetly blushing, Jamie, grave and shy, Take the pails from mother, Who stands silent by. Not one word is spoken as that mother shuts the gate, But now she knows why Jenny and the cows oamo so late. —John lleynlon, in Our Continent. The Chest of Drawers. " Married I" said Mrs. Bubble "married I And without neither wed ding cake or new bonnet, nor so much as a neighbor called in to witness the ceremony! And to Abel Jones, as is as poor as poverty itself! Mary, I never could have believed it of you I" Pretty Mary Bubble's brown eyes sparkled, half with exultation, half with vague fear. "It was out in Squire Larkins' gar den, mother," said she. " Squire Lark ins was there, and Miss Jennie Wyn ward, and Mr. Hall. Abel was shingling the icehouse roof, and he said it must be now or never, because he couldn't endure the suspense. And the squire is a justice of the peace, and I've got a certificate, all legal and right—see, mother 1 And as for being poor, why Abel has his trade, and no one can deny that he is an industrious, temperate •young man; and please, mother,"fling ing both arms around the old ladv's neck, "if you forgive me for disobey ing you this once, I never, never will do it again!" So Mrs. Bubble—although to use her own words she never could gfet over the mortification of having a daughter married by a "justice of the peace" finally forgave bright-eyed Mary, and consented that Abel Jones should set up his shop at the foot of the farm lane, there to commence the conflict of life. " Though I'm quite sure," said Mrs. Bubble, "that he never will earn his living; and I did hope, Mary, you would have married some one who eould at least have cleared the mort gage off the old place." But Abel and Mary were happy. Where Youth and Love are sitting in life's sunshine, old Croesus is one too many. Let him go his way; who cares for him ? " We shall get along," said Abel. "Of course we shall get along," said Mary. And thus matters stood when Mrs. Bquire Larkins, with a young friend in floanced white muslin, stopped at the Bubble farmhouse to drink a glass of milk and eat some of Mrs. Bubble's cherry shortcake. " I hope the bride is well," said Mrs. Larkins, laughing. "Tol'able, thank you," said Mrs. Bubble. "She's gone up to Deacon Faraday's to get their recipe for makin' soft-soap. Abel's well, too, thankee. He's in the shop, now, at work. ■ His hammer is sort o' company for me, when I set here alone. I don't deny as he's a decent young man enough, if he wasn't as poor as Job's turkey I And with Mary's face, and her term at board ing-school, she'd ought to done better." " What a beautiful old ohest of drawers," cried Miss Wynward, ecstat ically. "W. tt lovely brass ornaments! And what picturesque claw legs I" "Oh, yes," said Mrs. Larkins. "It is over a hundred years old. Every body has heard of Mrs. Bubble's antique ehest of drawers 1" "Oh, ma'am, it ain't the same," said Mrs. Bubble. "It ain't the old one at all. I sold the old one a month ago." " Sold it I" echoed Mrs. Squire Lark ins. "I didn't want to sell it," said Mro. Babble, looking imploringly over the edge of her speotaole glasses.. "It was given to me, you know, ma'am, when my father's estate was settled up, and the old famitoor was divided. My brother John's wife she wanted ' The Death of Jonathan,' in a gilt frame, with oord and tassels; so she says, says she : " 'Sophiar, you can take the old ohist o' draw's.' " And I knew I was beln' cheated then; but, la 1 what's the use of trouble among one's relations ? So says I: "•Have it your own way, Abigail Ann.' "And she took home 'The Death of Jonhthan,' and I took the ohist of draw's. And Abel he fixed it np dread ful nice with a little sandpaper and varnish, and it was handy to keep old letters and samples of patchwork and paper patterns in. But when that fine yonng lady from the city, as is boarding at Doctor Holloway's, offered me twen ty-five dollars for it, it seemed a wicked sin to refuse so much money, so I sold it. And John's wife, she couldn't hardly believe her ears when she heard tell of it. And she says, says she : "'Sophiar, don't you suppose you could sell 'The Death of Jonathan' for the same money ?' " And I knew just how she felt, and I wasn't a bit sorry for her, for she al ways was a graspin' thing. But after it had gone away in Doctor Holloway's wagon I began to miss it, and I fairly set dewn and cried. And Abel, he says: "'Cheer up, mother,' says he. 'l'll make you another one just like it I' "And so he did. Aud there it is," added Mrs. Bubble, with honest pride, "and you'd never know but it was the same old chist o' draw's. He's darkened it down, and 'iled it up, and turned out olaw legs, and beat out a set of old brasses to cover the keyholes, until you never would know the difference. Aud I'm just as well satisfied as I was be fore." So Mrs. Bubble put on her things and went to the sewing society when Mrs. Larkins and Miss Wynward wore gone, so that there was no one in the big, airy kitchen when Professor El dred and his two daughters—maiden ladies of an unchronicled age—alight ed from their open box-wagon and stopped in for a drink of water. There was the well, under the bowery apple-blossoms at the back; and there was the gourd-shell lying in the grass beside the sweep; and the cleanly-scrubbed kitcheD floor, with its rag rugs at the doors ; and the anoient clock ticking away in its corner; and the old chest of drawers between the two windows. " Pa," cried Miss Etheldreda El dred, putting up her eye-glasses, "whs* a lovely piece of workmanship!" "Qaito medieval 1" sighed Miss JEr mengarde. "We must have this old Revolutionary relio in our drawing room, pa!" The professor stared around him. " There's nobody to ask the price of, my dear," said he. "That's just like pal" said Ethel dreda. "Don't you hear somebody hammering somewhero ? There's a car penter-shop just down the lane. Go and inquire—do!" Abel Jones was working diligently away at a stepladder, when the pro fessor's bald head was thrust into his shop. "Eh?'' said Abel, looking very handsome in his shirtsleeves and ik scarlet necktie. "I wish you a good-morning, sir!" said the professor, politely. "Same to you, sir 1" said Abel. "I wish," said the professor, "to in quire the price of that beautiful old brass mounted chest of drawers in the kitchen of the house yonder. My daughters—" "No prioe at all, sir," said Abel. " It ain't for sale." " If a liberal remuneration, sir, would be any inducement to you—" " Not for sale," good-humoredly re peated Abel. " Nothing would induce my mother-in-law to part with it." " An old family relic, eh?" remarked the professor. "Exactly," said Abel. And he went on hammering, and whistling the tune of "Robin Adair," while the professor made his way back through the priokly hedge of goose berry-bushes and black currants. Half an hour afterward Mary, the pretty first cause of all Abel Jones' romantic adventures, ran into the shop. They had been married for over three months now, but Abel's smilo of wel come was no less bright than it had been in the days of the honeymoon. " Bless me, Pally !" said he. "What is the matter ? Yon look half scared to death 1" " And no wonder," said Mary. " There have been burglars at the house. Mother's chest of drawers is gone!" " What 1" shouted Abel. " And those were left under one of the volumes of 'Barnes' Notes on the Gospel'on the kitchen table I" breath lessly added Mary, displaying five ten dollar bills in the palm of her hand. " Upon—my—word I" said Abe, "It's the old fellow with the bald head, Polly, and the spectacles, you may de pend upon it. I thought he looked like au old furniture dealer." Alas, poor Abel! not to be able to discriminate between a second-hand storekeeper and the professor of toi thetics and belles lettres in Higley university ! But such is life f "But it's stealingf cried Mary breathlessly. "Wei, not exactly," said Abel, laughing. "The old thing in itseli wasn't worth ten dollars. ' If thej choose to value it at fifty, why it ain'l bad for us in the light of a pecuniary transaction, eh, Polly?" " But what will mother say?" pleaded Mary. "I've got another one nearly finished," said Abel. " I was meaning to sell it to Mrs. Hartingtcn, but I'll just set it up in the old place, and mother will never care whether it's number one or number two that is there." So that when Mrs. Bubble came home from the sewing society Abel was just setting up a new chest of drawers, and Mary eagerly related to her the tale ol the burglary, for so she still persisted in calling it. "Well, I never 1" said Mrs. Bubble. " Fifty and twenty-five makes seventy five. I'm glad I didn't take the ' Death of Jonathan!'" "This means business," said Abel to himself. And be set diligently to work tc manufacture still other duplicates oi the "chist o' draw's," staining them a dark, rich brown, and beating out odd, shell-shaped decorations to complete the illusion. And when the curiosity hunters came up the solitary road, em bowered in elms, where it required con. siderable engineering for one load of hay to pass another, Abel sat whistling on his dooi-step, ready to drive a bar* gain. "Any old furniture or antiques tc sell?" the hunter would blandly in. quire. " Not a stick 1" said Abel, and then after a minute's blank silence on the part of the pioneers of the {esthetic, he would add: "Unless you'd like to look at this 'ere chist o' draw's as I've just tinkered up. I can't say up and down, you know, as it's old; but then it is. You can look for yourselves. There ain't no date on it. I don't care whether I sell it or not. Nor yet I don't put no price on it. I ain't none of your bar gain drivers. If you like it pay what you think is right; if you don't, why there ain't no harm done 1" So that no less than seven editions of the chest of drawers were sold before the season was over. They became the fashion. Every person who bought one had a vague hope of having something a little different from his neighbors. And some of them have never yet ceased looking for hidden treasuree, old papers or outlawed wills among the pigeon holes and compartments. And when the season ended and the city boarders went back to their brick and-mortar wilderness Abel bought his mother-in-law a plethoric pocket book. " Three hundred and sixty-five dol lars, mother," said ho. " Enough to pay off the last installment of the mort gage on the old farm. We conldn't have made more money than that if we'd kept a houseful of boarders, as Polly wanted to do. But I don't mean Polly to be at the beck and call of a dozen fine ladies, and work her roses off, not while I'm able to work for her." And the report of Abel Jones' good luck spread far and wide through all the country side. Mrs. Hopper, the " Abigail Ann " of Mrs. Bubble's leg endary reminiscences, heard the great news and drove down from Plum Hill to inquire into it. " If it's truo as you've fouud five hun dred dollars," said she, dolefully, " in that old ohist o'draw's, it's the law as all the heirs should divide equally, Hophiar Bubble." "But it ain't true," said Mrs. Bubble. "Oh," said Mrs. Hopper, " I told my husband as it was all a made-up storyl" " Not that exactly, neither,"said Mrs. Bubble, laughing. And then she related the precise cir cumstances of the case. Mrs. Hopper drew a long breath. " I wish I hadn't ohose the ' Death of Jonathan,'" said she, "The cord broke last week, and it fell down and smashed my best set of china. I never had no luck with it" "And served you right for your greed and rapacity I" said Abel Jones, sotto voce, to Mary, who, in the next room, was helping him to varnish a sot of hanging shelves. " Hush sh shl" whispered Mary. While old Mrs. Bubble smiled and remarked sagely that "nobody never knew exaotly how things was goin' to turn out." " But," she added, wiping her speo tacle glioses, "that ohist o' draw's oer tainly did bring me good luck. It's paid off the last of the old mortgage, nd laid in a stock o' real black walnut for Abel to work with, and got a navy blue cashmere for Mary. And if that ain't luok I don't know what is."— Helen Forrest Graces. \ A gentleman who has lived in Wy oming speaks particularly of the uni versal respect paid to women at the polls. He has seon women of the high est respeotabiiity and refinment walk up to the polls in the presence of soorea of red-shirted miners and ranchers, who would 'lear the way and treat them with tne greatest deference and respect* LADIES' DEPARTMENT. Hints for Making Dreasos at Home. Woolen dresses are made with the deep jersey or the coat basque; the pointed bodioe is reserved for more dressy toilets, and it is outlined with folds of trimming, whioh form a sash in the same or a contrasting color; or in colors, whioh appear in the figure of the fabrio of which the dress is com posed. Basque bodioes are very fashionable finished with two collars—one narrow and standing, the other flat and cut off square, as in the " Gilda" basque. The insertion of a square shirring; or fine knife plaiting in the casement opening at the neck is favored for prinoesse dresses, because it gives a dressy effect without much trouble and is almost universally becoming, except to very stout figures. Shirred bodioes are less employed than last year, partly because of the difficulty of making them sty lishly and so as to produce a good effect. They are still seen occasionally, however, and look better in washing materials on slender young girls, who can belt them in with ribbons, and who are improved by the fullness and the additional breadth given to the shoul deis. It is important to romomber that basques and bodices of all kinds can hardly be cut too high upon the shoulder, and that tho sleeve requires them to bo equally well rounded in on the front of the arm. It is quite com mon to see dresses made at home or by inferior dressmakers, the effect of which is spoiled by the bad shape of the arm hole ; just at the top, where the highest part of the sleeve touohes the shoulder seam, it will form an almost abrupt point, simply because the sides are not well cut in and rounded. The result is disastrous, not only ruining the out line of tho arm but creating a mass of wrinkles, leaving an ungraceful breadth at the back, and a want of ease as well as smoothness in the fit of the front. The modern dress sleeve is shaped like the ooat sleeve, and the dress, like the ooat, is narrowed by the sleeve extend ing over the top of the shoulder. Sleeves should be adapted to their purpose; fanoy " elbow" and half long sleeves are absurd for the useful, every-day dresses of young Amazons, whose muscular development cannot always be enoased in pink silk mitts or long tan-colored gloves. Ntw and Note* for Women The New York Advertiser knows of a soman who has only two dresses per fear and yet always looks neat and stylißh. Mrs. Mary Jones, who molded bul lets for General Jackson's army at the battle of New Orleans, died at Baton Rouge recently. Mrs. Taylor, widow of the twelfth President, is a plump, well-preserved woman wi th bright blue eyes, a pleasant face and silvery hair. Miss Helen Gladstone, daughter of the premier, has accepted the vice-prin cipalship of Newnham college, in place of Mrs. Sedgwick, who will resign in October, Mrs. Lincoln's wedding ring was buried with her. It was of plain etrus can gold, bearing on the inside the in scription: "A. L. to Mary, Nov. 4, 1842. Love is eternal." r The California State Medioal society began the admission of dootors without regard to sex in 1855, and women are now admitted by sixteen State soci eties, inoluding those of New York and Pennsylvania. In the Union Tolegraph building, corner Dey street and Broadway, New York, 600 operators and clerks are em ployed, being divided into relief gangs, so that the work never ceases. A .large pertion of this force is oomposed of young women. The best operators re ceive $ll5 per month, and all work en tirely by ear. Of nine hnndred and eighty women who are this year pursuing the higher courses of education in St. Petersburg, five hundred and twenty-one study physios and mathematics, and only four hundred and seventeen literature ; six hundred and ten are of noble origin, and seven hundred and seventy-four profess orthodox faith. Fashion Note*. Tailor-cut Jackets remain in favor. Jerseys are again in favor with some. Gold brooade will again be in vogue. Amerioan pongees have found much favor. Esthetic styles seem to be gaining ground. New evening taffeta silks show chine effects. The carnation is a favorite flower in London. Velvet is used for trimming taffeta silk dresses. Oheoked taffeta silks in delioate colors are muoh worn. Many ohildren wear Turkey red calico ;at the seaside. Tan-colored slippers, ornamented with tiny buckles, are made to match the tan-colored Suede gloves that are worn with light evening dresses. Alpacas and mohairs will be muoh worn this winter. English straw turbans never go en tirely out of vogue. It is said that the first fall dresses are made of a single material. India foulards make pretty, bright and serviceable seaside dresses. Quaint blendings of color appear in the now checked and chine taffeta silks. Malachite, topaz and aqua marine jewelry are becoming fashionable again. Broad ribbon sashes are worn by the million, from the child of one year to the matron of sixty, Fale blue or pale pink muslin dresses dispute the majority with sprigged and polka-dotted patterns. Hugo cabbage roses aro worn upon the bonnet, at the top of the parasol,' and as corsage flowers. The half fitting prineesso dress, with its superimposed draperies, flounces and trimmings, holds its ground for children's toilets. White pique waitcoats, with collars rolling over the velvet or cloth collar of tailor-made jackets, are much worn by young girls on the other side. Light ecru canvas boots and shoes, foxed with yellow leather, are worn for mountain climbing, and also do duty for lawn tennis and croquet wear. Flowers are not worn as head-dresses this season. The hair is left entirely without ornament or else it has a small aigrette of feathers on the left side. Some of the most elegant toilets diss played at Newport are those of dark satin merveilleux trimmed with the new ficelle embroidery wrought in designs of guipure lace. Two bouffant puffs edge the short antique basques of French dresses. The skirt below is laid in broad hollow plaits that are confined by gathered cords across the hips. Lunph-cloth, whereby to make bright and pioturesque a lawn party, is in the new, elegant shade of cardinal, with gold brocaded borderlngs and deep fringe of the same yellow hue. Kisses on Interest. An exchange says that the following thoughtful advice was given by a father to his careless daughter : " I want to speak to you of your mother. It may be that you have noticed a careworn look upon her face lately. Of coarse it has not been brought there by any act of yours, still it is your duty to chase it away. I want you to get up to-morrow morning and get breakfast, when your mother comes and begins to express her surprise, go right up to her and kiss her in the mouth. You can't imagine how it will brighten her dear faoe. Besides you owe her a kiss or two. Away back when you were a little girl she kissed you when no one else was tempted by your fever-tainted breath and swollen face. You were not as attractive then as you are now. And through those years of ohildish sunshine and shadows she was always ready to cure, by the magio of a moth er's kiss, the little, dirty, chubby hands, whenever they were injured in those first skirmishes with the rough old world. And then the midnight kiss with whioh she routed so many bad dreams as she leaned above your rest less pillow, have all been on interest these long, long years. Of oourse she is not so pretty and kissable as you are, but if you had done your share of work during the last ten years the contrast would not have been so marked. Her faoe has more wrinkles than yours, far more, and yet if you were siok that faoe would appear more beautiful an angel's as it hovered over you, watching every opportunity to minister to your every comfort, and every one of those wrinkles would seem to be wave lets of bright sunshine ohaaing each other over the dear face." Shot Down by a Zealous Sentry. A St. Petersburg letter says: The fol lowing aooonnt of a sad aooident, which is said to have ocourred last Saturday at PeterhofF, is oircnlating here, though I cannot vouch for its absolute truth: The emperor was out walking in the park, and for some reason or other be came interested in the motions of several workmen, or fcWfeftm, were at work at some distanoe off. His majesty appears to have beckoned to one of the workmen 1o come up to him, intending to speak to the man and per haps ask some questions. The workman notiood the sign, threw down his tools and ran toward the emperor. When only a step or two from his majesty's person he fell dead at the csar's feet, shot dead by a sentinel olose at hud, who had not seen the emperor call the man, and who had imperative orders to Are on any strang ers approaching the emperor, His msj esty, it is said, helped to lift up the body, and showed the bitterest grief. The wife and family of the unfortunate man are to be thoroughly oared for. Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we oar* This is the servioe of a friend. Seels. A wonderful thing is a seed— The one thing deathless forever ! The one thing changeless-utterly Irue- Forever old, forever new, And fickle and faithless never. Plant blessings, and blessings will bloom ; Plant hate, and hate will grow ' fou can sow to-day—to-morrow shall bring The blossom that proves what sort of a thing Is the seed—the seed that you sow. PUNUL.NT PARAMBPAHS. A new fabric for ladies' wear has re cently been placed npon the market, called "cheese cloth." Wo should think it would be quite durable—and strong, All attempts to invent a spark arrester for locomotives have failed, simply be cause no genius has thought of tying a pretty woman on top of the smokestack. A hat flirtation is the latest idiocy among the girls. There is no way that a man oan wear a hat that doesn't mean something, and the only way you're safe is to go bareheaded, A lady at Long Branch has had suoh luck in bringing about engagements between young people that It is gen erally believed she has worked in a match factory at some time in her life. They don't have rains out West. A cloud just saunters up and examines a town and then collapses right over it. Nobody escapes but the newspaper re porters and the book agents.— Atlanta Constitution. A teacher was explaining fractions to a rather dull boy. " Now, suppose you and your little sister were under a tree, and you found peach, and you wanted her to have as much as you, how would yon go about it ?" " Shake down another peach out of the tree, and give her the littlest one." And now the festive mosquito raiseth the old scratch. Miss Smith, the great artiit, attended a ball, Where, when she was known, she was stared at by all; And some person said, with a very bad grace, That ho knew she could paint by the looks ot her face. N. P. Willis once said: "The sweet est thing in life is the unclouded wel come of a wife." This is true, indeed; but when her welcome is clouded with an atmosphere of angry words and coal scuttles, there is something about it that makes a man want to go out in the woodshed and sleep on the ice-chest. It is stated that you cau tell a man' B weight by the sound of his footfall; but this can not be 80, because a young man who recently read the paragraph sized up the weight of his girl's father. He thought, by his footfall, he must weigh about a hundred and ten pounds ; but one night, when the old man kicked him so hard at the door that he didn't touch the stoop going down, he came to the conclusion that the kicker weighed as much as a safe. It is said that if you have presence of mind enough to face a raging ball and look straight into his eyes he is powerless to do you harm. We tried this experiment once and fonnd it worked admirably. The fierce animal tore the ground with his feet and bel lowed with all his might; but some thing seemed to hold him back like magic and he did us no injury. Per haps we ought to add, in order to be oorrect historically, that the bull was on the other side of the fenoe. We never try an experiment of that kind without taking the proper precautions beforehand. A Farmer's Matchmaking. A short time ago a farmer, who gave his name as Amos Miller, of German town, N. Y., oalled at Oastle Garden, New York, and said : "I will give $25 a month and full board to a man and wife who will come to work on my farm." There were no married oonplee at the Garden. Miller asked permis sion to speak to some of the applicants for employment. This was allowed, and soon after the match-making farmer indnoed a tall, fine-looking " German named Adam Horner to join his life and fortune with a comely German girl named Bosina Haeffner, both of whom hail from Westerheim, Baden. groom, who is twenty-foor years old, had for his best man Captain Bernhardt, and the bride, who is eighteen, was given away by matron Esslinger, and pastor Berkemeir tied the nnptial knot. The young couple had never before spoken to each other. Farmer Miller, who appeared elated at his snooess at matohmaking, gave the groom a $5 note to " put up the beer," as ha ex pressed it. After the oeremony about half-a-dozen persons of the two sexes asked Captain Bernhardt if he would kindly remember them the next oppor tunity, and " give them a show when ever married oouples were wanted on farms." Making hay when the sun shines is an easy matter, but a showery season, as a rule, brings disaster, and making haj without the sun has long been a picb* lem agriculturists have been trying t wive. In England, where the question of harvesting crops in bed weather, is one of the highest agricultural import ance, a number of methods have been introduced which differ from the usual practices.