A Spring Madrigal. Tho Ireo-tops are writing all ovor the sky, An' a heigh hoi Thorn's a bird now and thoo flitting fuller by. An' a luigh hoi Tho Inula arc rounder, and aotuo aro rial On tho places where last year's loavoa worn deut; An' a heigh lio, an' a height There'll a change in every buah in the hedge; An' a hoigh hoi Tho down liiua all gnu* bom U fart year's icdgo; An' a heigh hoi The neota have blown tral of the apple trotw; Tho birds that ar* somiug oau bnild where they please; Au a heigh ho, an' a height The aged mau goes with a firm or gut, An' a heigh hoi Tho young man ia ooouting his hours to wait; An' a heigh hoi Mothers am epinning and daughters are gay, And the ann hurries op with his lengthened day; An' a high ho, an' a height Hie mgun may be emntsd till days are dona; An' a heigh bol And watehers oan listen while waters run; An' a heigh hoi Did men in suusliine may skip or tarry, Toung meu and maidens oau joy ami marrv An' a heigh ho, au' a heigh! Bnt there's sonietlttug uuoouuted, unseen, that comes; An' a heigh hoi If you leave it out yon cant prove your sums; An' a heigh hoi And this Is the way to say it, or sing "Ob, spring is tho lovelied thing in spring t" An' a heigh bo, an' a height Utirn Hunter, in £Ae Century. Her Appeal to the Legislators. When Jn Jge Roberts enters] Kather ino Wright's little parlor he fonnil her oontemplating three bonnets laid on the table in front of her. They were of velvet and trimmed with feathers, but one was blue, one violet and tho third a dark poppy red. Tho sunlight shone in; it wns quite early in tho morning and Katherine looked pretty and gen tle. The judge liked to step in for odd moments. He L.;d known Katherine ever since she was a little girl, and he felt she needed some supervision. "Why, you have gono into a new business," he said. " Did you make all these bonnets f' "Not one of them. I had them sent from Ma lame Fontaine's, and I am try ing to decide which one I shal! tako." "Tho blue one is pretty," ho said. "Yes." And she took it up and turned it around. "Men always like blue; I suppose I ought to think of that." At this remark the judge smiled. "I did not suppose women ever did forget that point." " You don't suppose women dress for men's eyes? If we did we would care more for beauty and less for fashion. We drees for each other, sir." Then she took up the red bonnet and looked at it "This is lovely," she said; "just look at tho shadows in it" "Take it then. Isn't it becoming?" "Now," she brightly answered, "you have hit the very point. It is becom I hag. I have tried them all on and I know I look best in this one." "Take it" he repeated. " But my hair?"' " What is the matter with your hair ?" | " It is red also.'' " But not the same shade." " No it isn t, and this shade subdues, ; kills it a little, but you know there isn't a woman in the city who wouldn't my I look horrid in it. Girls who have red hair wear blue or purple yon know." "Well, you are an abaurd creature!" said the judge. "Do you know why I same here ? It was to givo you a point for your speech. I expected to find i yon buried iu notes, in ink, in ideas, and behold you are worrying over bon nets! Ia your speech ready?" "Oh, yes," she replied, pushing up the red feathers with a lead pencil, "or it will be. I know pretty much what I shall say. Don't you want to givo me a judicial opinion concerning these eoiors?" and she jumped up and went to the glass carrying the bonnets. She put on the blue one and turned to him. I " That ts very nice," he said. " I think it will do first-rate." Then she put on the purple ono. " That does make your hair look red I confess," was his comment, " still it is pretty." She tossed it aside. "Ob I shall not tako that I" she ex staimed, and she smoothed back her hair, pulled out tho little curls on her temples, and with care and delibera tion tried on the red bonnet. She was quite right in thinking it was becoming, and her radiant satisfac tion did not diminish the effeot. The judge nodded. " Take it," he said; " prepare to oon fuer all womankind." " Ob, but this time I have tho legis lators to consider I There is not a woman op that committee who has said a word to mo about my speech, bat eaeh one in tuia has told me to dress we(L Do I, usually dress so badly ?" " Xou pliruji lcok very wall," he rr pliod. " I lo not suppose any ono would expect yon to look liken woman of fashion." "Still," nilo Haiti, glancing mis chievously at him, "that i my present ambition. I intend to make an'ofTort. Tho only trouble is 1 nover thought of it before Tuesday, and so I've had to hurry." " I hope," ho replied, " that yon have also thought of your speech? Of course I suppose you want women ap pointed on a board of stroet inspectors or yon would not have oonsonted to talk to our oininont legislators on tho subject?'' "Certainly I do. Oh, when I begin to speak I shall bo intensely interested. It will seem tho most important thing in the world to me. But as I am to meet them at Mrß. Elliot's boose I must look all right." "Nonsense," he exclaimed. " What possibln diflefenco can your clotheH make if only they are noat and appro, priatel Did yon know that in 1817 a bill very similar to tho ono you are interested in was before the legisla ture." "I wish it had pass od," she said. " Do yon know I would dearly lovo a reform in operation. Was there ever one ?" lie smiled very slightly. " Well," ho said, looking a little an noyed, " you know I never approved of any of this. Mrs. Elliot shows little wisdom in inviting those men to her house to ho talked to, anl I don't think you need have consented to talk to them. 1 said nothing because it was none of my business, and I also thought you wero deeply interested in tho ques tion. Now I tlnd yon are interested in bonnets." " Yes," she answered, " I havo a fever for bonnets! And it has come late in life. Consider, I am twenty four years old aud I have Dover had a comploto ' costume!' I havo been a creature of shreds and tatters, and I have worn last year's coat with next year's hat. Now I am to havo a ' toi let.' A velvet dross, sir, and—a train and gloves with ten buttons!" " And for what? To moot a lot of lubberly men! What will they care for your ten buttons?" Kathotine laughed. " Tho men are tho excuse. Why, a wedding would do as well But per hapmmy attack of vanity will l>o as slionas it is violent." " I hope so," ho said, standing up and holding out his hand. " I thought yon wero superior to all this." "I am not," she replied, gravely. " I am a victim to it." "You have my best wishes for look- j ing well. May I also hope for tho suc cess of your appeal V Katberino now looked at him with ! real gravity. Hho feared her frivolity had carried ber too tar, but lie turned j and walked out of the room. * lie lookc d perplexed is he his office. Ho did not liko thn. He had considered Mbs Wright a very i sensible girl and ho had not ol jrcted to her liking for politics, nor had ho cared because shs made speeches a.! ladies' meetings and semi-jubilee affairs. Ho would not have liked all this in his j wife|or sister, bnt Katberino was neither. Ho was nearly forty; ho was a bachelor, distinguished and not poor, bnt he was not a marrying man. Huddenly ho stood still. "'A fever i for bonnets 1'" ho repeated. " A fever I for bonnets I Tho next thing she will bo getting married! And ' her hair I' What a fool I was I Of course that is it." Then he laughed. And then bo won dered who it was. It couldn't bo ono i of the legislators! That evening ho wrote her a letter : "MY DKAB MUSI WRIOHT: I saw the very bonnet for you this afternoon. It was gray and it was tied down, and might bo described as fuzzy or woolly. I think it very superior in stylo ami color to the ouos you were worrying ovor. A very pretty girl had it on. Of course I couldn't ask her where she bought it. Very truly, "Gnonos L. Ko BERTH." When Kitherine rood this note she \ was confounded. Her "fever" was of such very late date that she had bad short lime for preparation. Even now she hsd to go to her dressmaker's, sho had to bay lace and natnral flowers. The reception was at 3 o'clock ; it was now after 0, and from half past 0 to half psst 10 she had a music lesson to give, and it was oonring rain. Hbe had more than a half mind to wear her old rashmero. A gray beaver I That was wbst the jadge meant and he was right. A gray (leaver I How stupid not to have known it was the very thing! But she had no time to spare. She put on her hat, her waterproof, she took ber umbrella and ahe sped away to give her musio lesson. Whst an hour it waa! The selections from the " I'ropbeto" were longer than the opera itself. Bat even this came to an end and she ran home. It waa now after 11, en! with ihe help of her land lady she made a histy and j rovisionol tcilet. The velvet, with its train, waa to be pat on M UM dressmaker's, and tho bounot changed for a beaver at Madame Fontaine's. It was after 12 before sho loft tho house. Hho liought tho lace, bat went from florist to florist boforo sho found just her ideal white rose. It rained in torrents. The stroets ran in water and mud was everywhere. Hhe was hungry, she was nervous. Hho went to u restaurant to get a cup of tea, but the waiter was so long coming to her she jumped up and ran to Madamo Fontaine's. "What, change that hut I" cried tho milliner, "that superb hat! It is tho most charming one I had in the room. Heavers are commonplace and to yon not becoming." Ehe oould not trim n lint on so short notice. Hho talked; sho said it was absurd to think of u change. Tho timo flew on. Katlicrino had no timo nor strength to discuss it, nnd sho hastily threw ofT her old hat nnd the milliner put the new one on her, and without a glance at the gloss sho was off again. 100 cream is not stimulating, but it is readily served, and on it Katherine lunched. It gave her a pain in her forehead, and sho laughed to herself at tho idea of any one so drenched with rain eating such cold, frozen stuff. Hut at the dressmaker's all was ready. It took but a moment to sew in tho lace, and tho skillful fingers of the dressmaker fastened up the dress, pinnod up the train and then tho clock ■track :i. How far away Mrs. Elliot lived; how slowly the car splashed along! If tho horses had only kept time with Katb erino's watch, how they would have flown ! Bnt when she entered Mrs. Elliott's door how still, how apart from hurry it was. There was a murmur of voices in the parlor. There was the perfume of flowers, the hushed step on soft carpets, tho gentle voice of the lady's maid. And up in Mrs. Elliott's room Katherine at length viewed her costume. Hhe was pleased. Her figure was tall and 'slender, her dress fell in heavy, lustrous folds; her gloves, her hand kerchief, her flowers I—well, it was the possible Katherine Wright made real. Hho did not regret '.ho gray beaver and she had one moment of perfect unal loyed satisfaction in her own appear ance. Then she went downstairs. It seemed to her that her train gave her a new movement. If she hal lxen bnt scvorteen she could not have liecn more content Hhe noticed, however, that there were but few legislative bats ou tho hall table, but she was not sorry. Hhe was not disploasod, l>ecaaso sho was not the la>t to arrive. In the long nnd brilliant parlor a group of ladies stood talking to some gentlemen, and among them she saw the tall figure of Judge Roberts. When she entered Mrs. Elliot looked up in surprise. Hhe did not recognize this i elegant girl, and then sho camo for ward, and as she greeted her whispered, "You are just lovely !" Katherine looked down tho room, ! and her hostess laughed. " Oh, they have not come yet. They are not punctual, but we can wait." But they never did cornel Not a single member of tho legislature came that afternoon to hear abont tho legal statns of women in regard to the' "Board of Htreet Inspectors." Every I one else was thero. The committee cf ladies, the gentlemen invited to meet them; the graceful and persuasive speaker who was to convince them, bnt not a legislator. Home of the ladies said they must be bashful, and some said they feared the weather, and the gentlemen declared the proper refreshments bad not been promised, and when half-past 4 came Judge Roberts aaid in a low tone to Katherine that she was right in her es timate of the relative importance of haUand arguments, and so took his leave. In the evening the judge went back to his office, and on the aaj he stopped to see Katherine and to condole with 1 her. He found her sitting in front of the fire. Her bonnet lay on the table. Hhe still wore hor velvet dress and she looked tired. "You have not been in long?" he said, glancing at one gloved hand. "No. I staid to dinner with Mrs. Elliot." "Well The said. " Well 7" she replied. " Were you disappointed f " Because the legislators did not come? No I was nob" " Your drees was all right T' " I was over-dr esed. There wasn't a rich woman there who was dressed as I was, and they were all rioh." " There was not a woman there who was as beautiful." " And I ought not to have worn a bonnet." "Yon looked well in ib Yon were right abont lb" Hhe gently sighed and begun to un button her glove. "1 am sorry," he said, "that yon wi-rs disappointed." " I was not," she answered, looking np qnickly. "Yon don't suppose I really oars so mrch for driest It was n whim. Of conrso I am sorry it wu such a fiasco." " You arotirod," ho aaid, in an anxious tone. " No—yo I am." " What i tho matter with you, Katb orino ?" Hho looked into tbo fire. Then ebo glanced at him with a mixture of shy neB and defiance in hor eye*. "Tonight," aho Raid, "Mr. Elliott wa very cross. Ho was annoyed be cause bis wife put herself in such a position." " Mrs. Elliot is a very lovely woman," replied tho judge. "I have a great liking for her." "Yes," Raid Katherico. "Ho did not scold you ?" Raid tho judgo, after a moment's silonoc, " No." And Katherine colored and Hmiled. " That is tho very trouble. I envied her. I was much more to blame. Hhe trusted to tho good faith of others; I was silly, vain, ridiculous, and thero is no one who cares enough for mo to scold me for it." " Do you want me to scold yon T' "No," sho cried. "I want you to forget nil my foolishness. To morrow I will bo wiser. lam tired now." Tho judgo looked at her in great Rnrpriso. What a very woman sho was He had thought her superior to the littlo foibles of her sex. And bow very nice sho was ' Ho walked about the room a moment and then be went back to his office. Katherine cried a little. Hhe was certainly very tired. Sho had never before been so lonely. Hho hated hsr rooms. Hho hated tho legal status of women. Hhe hated inspectors, and she hated music lessons, and she felt that she was very cross and that sho was quite right in being so. The judge was not cross, but he did not like his rooms nor bis office, and he began to stop still more frequently to see Katherine, but ho gave her no more " points." Neither did he scold her, and yet Katherine seemed satisfied. He wanted her to lo married in tho poppy red hat, but she declared it was horrid and all out of taste and she much preferred her gray beaver. Hut tbo judge did not. Ho liked the red bonnet.— l/oui*r Sincktim, in Our Conti -11011. The Kagf for Title* In Tunis. In an entertaining paper on "Tnni* j anil it* HIT," in the Otnjwy, Ernst von ; Hoeao-Wartigg, tho German traveler, relates the following anecdote of Tuni sian court life: Moat European* who reside for any length of time in the Orient become infecto.l with the vanity 1 of decorations, title* and other aocial distinction*. They make absnrd effort* to obtain bit* of ribbon to fasten in | their buttonhole* and tho privilege of wearing a narmw gold border ronnd tho <-* p. Oonrol* in Tunis wear *nch cap* Ja* insignia* of their cfllco. It wa* prin j cipallyon the solicitation of European* that the bey'a order, Ni*han Iftikbar, | wa* create*!; bnt what the European reaident of Tnni* chiefly aspire* jto U a consulship, of no matter , how nmall and insignificant a government. Tho "Almanac dc Gotha" and other year books are care fully studied, and foreign visitors are j liesieged by these office-seekers. Even little Monaco, of gambling fame, is 1 represented in Tani* by a consul general, a consul and a vice-consul, and there are also three or four cleve* consul* (consular pupils), dragoman* and janizaries attached to the staff. Several year* ago one of the Italian resident physicians, a Doctor Lamhroso, aspired greatly to become a consul, and aa all the European states were already more or loss worthily repre sented at tho court of Mohammed os Hadock, Doctor Lamhroso conceived the idea of becoming consul of the mountain republic of San Marino, the oldest state of Europe, hnt at the same time the smallest, a* it contains not more than seven thousand inhabitant*. ! The politioal and commercial relations existing between Tunis and Han Marino may be easily imagined. Probably few people in either atato knew of the ex istence of the other country. Never theless, Doctor Lamhroso bought of the small Italian repnblio the title of oon snl at Tunis, and one day, accompanied by a glittering staff of vice-consuls, secretaries and dragomans, he called at the palace and presented to the bey his credentials. The bey and hia grand vilier received Doctor Lamhroso in tho same manner a* they would have received the embassador of France. The hey inquired after the health of the chief of state, and ex pressed a desire to have hia portrait. As San Marino baa so stich person, not even a president. Dr. Lambroeo was somewhat embarrassed, bnt novel the less communicated the bey's request to his government The desired portrait soon at rived. It was evidently taken from an old church, and represented Saint Marino, the patron saint of tba repnblio. Dr. I*ambroso received a high decoration for himself and one for tho chief of the repnblio. In exchange, Han Marino sent tho grand cross at 8t Marino, and this exchange of civtUtioa ended satisfactorily to all oooosmed. SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. Zinc. Lax been found iu the human liver, in the liver and muscles of the ox, in egg, wheat, barley and corn. Fiber from the leaves of the pineapple plant resembles jute, and may, it is thought, l>e utilized in manufactures. Over sixty steamboats on the Missis sippi and its tributaries now employ the eloctrie light, which adds much to the safety of traffic and travel. Iron or steel immersed in a solntion of carbonate of potash or soda for a few minutes will not rnst for yours, not even when exposed to a damp atmos phere. The oldest working scientist in the world is M. Cleveland, of Paris, who, in his ninety-fifth year, has just com menced a coarse of lectures on elec tricity. In plants a deficient diet results in an excess of males. M. born has re cently found that in tadpoles a rich ni trogenous diet favors the development of an oxwssivo number of f-males. Ev idently in both instances the female sex is the result of tho most perfect nu trition. A writer in tho Journal of the AT,thro pulojiral h,ftitutr of (ir< at Unlain ar gues that the art of music in pro-historic times passed through threo distinct stages of development, each character ized by tho invention of a new form of instrument, and that these stages invariably succeeded each other in the same order all over the world. A great blast, which has been pre paring for nearly a year at the lime stone quarry of the Olendon Iron com- I>any, near Easton, Pa., was fired re cently. Four tunnels, eaoh fifty feet long, were run into the hillside, and at their end two chambers were built at right angles, each eight feet long. Ten tons of powder were used, and Ufon ig niting the charges 40,000 tons of rock were dislodged. THE FAMILY IKMTOR. Foil Amies.—A lady write* that suf ferer* from antLnia should get a musk rat skin ami wear it over their lungs, with the fur side next to the 1-ody. It will bring certain relief. Lunar caustic, carefully applied so as not to touch the skin, will destroy warts. Spirits of ammonia, dilnted a little, I will cleanse the hair thoroughly. In an article hooded "Figs As Food," ian exchange says : This valuable fruit ia never eaten in its perfection in this , latitude. Being very perishable in a fn*h state, it is not easily transported witbont t>eing first prepared by dry ing—a process by which it is rendered I lees digestible than when in a perfectly fresh condition. On this account, as well as on acconnt of its excessive swoetnoas, it is objectionable for some j dyspeptic*, especially persons suffering j with acid dyspepsia. The first objec | tion can be in a great part removed, however, by steaming. Tbo great number of small seeds which it con tains are also objectionable to a certain j class of dyspeptics, especially those | who have what is known as painfnl dys pepsia—a form of the disease in which there is a considerable degree of ten derness, as shown by pressing upon the pit of the stomach. Persons suffering with inactivity of the bowels may eat figs daily in moderate quantity, with great benefit in most eases, making tho fruit a part of each meal. Opening the far Window. May bo a man feela happy and prond and flatterod and envied and bleated -among men when he sees a pretty girl trying to raise a window on a railway car, and he jnmp* up and gets in ahead of the other boys and says, " Allow mef' Oh, so courteously, and she says " Oh, if yon please; I would be so glad," and the other male passengers tarn green with envy, and he leana over the back of the seat and tackles the Window in a knowing way with one hand, if perad ventnre he may toss it airily with a simple tnrn of the wrist, bnt it kind of holds on, and he takes hold with both hands, bnt it sort of doesn't let go to any alarming extent, and then he pounds it with his fist, bat it only seems to settle a "lectio" closer into place, and then he eomca aronnd and ■he gets ont of the scat to give him a fair chance and he grapples that win dow and bows np his back and tags and pulls and sweats and grunts and strains and his hat falls off and his suspender bntions fetch loose, and his vest bnckie parts and his face gets red and hit feet aiip and people laugh, aod irreverent young men in remote seats grunt and groan svery time he lifts and cry out, "Now then, all together," as if in mockery, and be bunts hit collar button st the forward button and the pretty young lady vexed at having been made so conspicuous says in her iciest manner, "Oh, never mind, tbank yon. It doeen't make any difference," and then calmly goee away and site down in another seat, and that wearied man gathers himself together end reeds a book npaide down—oh doesn't be feet good, just t Maybe he isn't happy, but if yon think be isn't, don't be fool enough to extend any of your sympathy. He doeeat went it.—Ham keys, CLIPPIIfUH FOR THE CUBIOPS. Two million tons of water, represent ing 50,000 horse power, ara hnrled over J Niagara every minute. I The petrification called agate was 1 named from the river Achates, in Hicily, where it was first found. A member of the Chinese legation at Washington is twenty-nine years of age and boasts that he is a grandfather. A resident of Holland, who died in 1H72, was said to have smoked over fotuv tons of tobacco in his life of years. The largest meteoric stone on record is preserved at the Melbourne Museum. It weighs twenty-five tons, and fell in 18G0. Porpoised are often known to form a nog about a shoal of small fish, and by driving them into a mass obtain a hearty meal. Among English peasants the fore of a hare worn constantly in the pocket -s considered to be a charm against rheumatism. The climate of Greece is so healthful that, during 1,000 years, it was visited by only one epidemic—that di-scrilsd by Thucydides. Iroquois tradition tells us that the sun and moon existed before the crea tion of the earth, but the stars had all been mortals or favored animals or birds. bandboxes are said to have been so called from their having been first tw-d for holding the minister's " bands," or wide collars, snch as Milton wears in his portraits. The red thorn apple is a lurury of the Indians of the Andes, under the in fluence of which they believed them selves to enter into communion with the spirits of the dead. It is estimated that England alone consumes 1,200,000 pounds of ivory a year. This entails the death of 30,000 elephants, und it is thought that not fewer than 100,000 die annually. Hats for men were invented at Pariaby a Hwiss in 1404. They were first manu factured at London by Spaniards ia 1510. before that time both men and women in England commonly wore close-knit woolen caps. The }surmse burn their dead in all QH' * except that of infants under twelve tWrx of age, aDd persons dying violent or sudden deaths. Among the Burmese it is "grander" to be burned than buried. Deaths from natural causes are termed good deaths. Budden deaths and deaths from epidemics are styled green deaths. The former entitle the deceased to burning, the latter necessi tate burial. Historical Ilisrgit*. For Mmc time Texas hu been re joicing ID the possession of what was declared to he the oldest biscuit in tba country—a biscuit which a aoldier car ried hme from the war in hie pccket. Twenty years did aeem a tolerable aga for an article of food, bnt it is never safe to boast of an antiquity nntil I!ostein has Ixvn heard from. True to her fame, Boston steps smilingly forward with two biscuits which were brought to this country in 1630 by Robert Pierce and Ann bis wife in the good ship Mary and John, Captain Bqneb. In 1040 Robert Pierce bnilt the honse which one of hia descend\nta now occupies, and whieh has ner. r l>een owned or occupied by any bnt his male descendants, and is believed to one of the oldest dwell ing houses now in the limits of Boston. The bread spoken of appears to be made from coarse oatmeal, and is as dry and hard as wood, so that there is no reason why it may not last 2.V) years longer. It has never been out of the bonse except on two occasions, one* when Mr. Everett delivered his oration on the settlement of Dorchester in lftfit, and once when it was placed in a loan collection on Beacon street i.i 1875. It has !een carefully guarded with several articles of furniture, a cane, etc., handed down from father to son, bnt never al lowed to be taken from the house, ex cept as above mentioned.—AVw Fork Tribtme. 1 toman I'nnune-s for Rot*.*. The ancient Roman* were passionate ly fond of rose*. To njoy their soent at meal* an abundanoe of roae* were shaken on the table, so that the dishes were oompletely surrounded. By as artificial contrivance, rosea, during the meal*, descended on the guests from above. Heliogsbalua, in his folly, , canned rose* to be showered upon huy guests in aueh quantities that a nnmbM of them werej soflTjcated in floe MM Daring meal time* they reclined OS . cushions stnffed with rose leave*. Cleo patra, at an enormia* expense, enred roaes for a feast which aha nvd to Antony, had them laid two CUMM thick on the floor of the banquet-room, and then caused nets to ba spread over the flowers in order to render the foot ing elastic. HeHogabala* ctased not only the banquet rooms bat also tha colonnades that led to them, to ba cov ered with roses interspersed with lilies, violets, hyacinths and nareisauc, and walked about on tha flowery platform.