Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, March 16, 1882, Image 2

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    Longing,
Of all tho myriad tnnixU of mind
That through tho wml conic ill routing,
Which one wan e'er so dear, so kind.
Ho beautiful a longing?
The thing wo long for, that wo aro
For one transcendent moment,
Uoforo the present poor and hare
Can make its sneering comment.
Still through our paltry stir and strifo
Glows down tho wished ideal.
And Longing molds in o'ay what Life
Carves in the marble Real;
To lot the new life in, we know
Desire must ojic tho portal;
Perhaps the longing to tie so
Hel|* make the soul immortal.
Longing is God's fresh heavenward will
With our poor earthward striving;
We quench it that wo may be still
Content with merely living;
Rut, would we learn that heart's full scope
Which wo are hourly wrouging,
Our lives must climb from hope to liopo
And realize our longing.
Ah! let us hopo that 11 our praise
Good God not only reckons
The moments when we tread His ways,
Rut when the spirit beckon*--
That some slight good is also wrought
Beyond self-satisfaction,
When we are simply good in thought,
Ilowc'cr we fail in action.
—Jiimet Kutffll bnerll.
IN THE MABERLY MINE.
"John Wallace!" called the mine
superintendent throngh the speaking
pipe, "some visitors are coming down
in the cage. Yon will l>e kind enough
to show thorn throngh tho tunnels."
" Visitors 1" I repeated to myself. "I
mnst be a lackey, too, as well as drndge.
Well, so be it. It is only another straw
to the load lam carrying. If it breaks
my back, so much the better. I shall
be done with it."
The world has littlo respect for those
whose code of honor Ira Is them aside
from the broad highway of common
place.
W hen, at my father's death, finding
his estate heavily incumbered, I had <
deemed it my duty to place it at the
disposal of his creditors, I found my- i
self, socially speaking, in ice water. I
Those who had known me in my hap ;
pier days knew me no longer, and i
houses whero I had once been a wel
come guest were now as impenetrable ,
as their owners' ignorance of my exist
ence.
I could have borne all this well
enough had only one home remained i
open to me—the home of Eve Onion.
In the days when her wealthy father
looked with favor upon the intercourse
of his daughter with tho landowner's
son, I had some wild hopes about
her.
She was a beautiful girl—young, and
as I had believed, sympathetic. I had
believed, too, that I had seen glimpses
of something in her face that proved
my hopes not to be so wild as they
seemed.
But that, too, was over. A polite
note from her father informed me that
his daughter could henceforth dispense
with my attentions; and. as I received
no intimation to the contrary from Eve
herself, I concluded she too, had de
clared my ostracism. After this I lost I
hope, aud made no attempt to "better
my worldly condition.
I left the village, and after two year-,
of wandering, often in destitution, I
stranded myself on the Maberly coal
mine as gang-master in the pita
Our mine had a doubtful reputation,
having been tho scene of several dis
tressing accidents. Consequently, we
were rarely tronbled by visitors from
the upper earth.
This was a godsend to me. I could
manage to endnre tho life I was lead
ing only on condition of not being too
frequently remind.nl of the life from
which I bad been exiled. The idea of
encountering persons whom I had
known in tatter times was a constant
terror to me.
It may be imagined, therefore, with
what feelings I awaited the descent of
the visitors who had been signaled from
above.
As tho cage stopped upon tho level
where I stood with my lamp in my
hand and the passengers alighted, I
recognized them with feelings of down
right misery. I saw before mo the two
persons whom of all humanity I bad
least wished to meet—Eve Onion and
her father.
Had they heard of my whereabouts
and come to witness my degradation?
No. As cold and worldly as I believed
Eve to he, I could not imsgine her ca
pable of such mean malice.
Woo could identify the name of gang
master John Wallace with Wallace
Orover. ci-devant gentleman ? Be
sides, 1 remembered that Mr. Guiou
was a shareholder in the Maberly mine.
It was merely a simple sight-seeing
tour, after all.
Two years of hardship Mid the
growth of a heavy board had changed
my appearance so that I was rare
neither father nor daughter Oould pos
sibly recognize me.
With strict control over myself, I
conld show them through the mine and
dismiss tbnin none the wiser. Now
that they bed come, too, I wes glad of
tbe opportunity of seeing tho woman 1
bad loved—atill loved—onoe more.
I stopped confidently forward, there
fore, and introduced myself an the
gnide, John Wallace. Eve looked at
mo closely, hut, 1 thought, only with
an expression of curiosity as to the
looks of a man whose life was spent nn
dergTonnd.
My head swam and my heart beat
thiik and lond as 1 stood before her—
more bountiful, because more serious
and womanly than when wo had been
intimate two years before.
I noticed that her face was a little
paler and that there was a look of sad
ness in it that was new to me.
Tho season that I had spent in
wretchedness,then, had not boon wholly
free from sorrow for her. Not, of
course, on my account; snch a notion
never entered my head.
"Have you been here many years?"
she asked, as we were preparing to
descend into the gallories.
" Years enough, madarao, to know tho
mine thoroughly," I answered, evasive
ly-
Mr. Onion looked at mo inquiringly.
"You Bpeak like a man of education,
my good fellow," he said. "Do they
put men of yonr stamp into BUJII posi
sitions as yours?"
"Men of my stamp have few claims
which the world is bound to respect,"
I answered, gruffly. "You aro here to
see tho mine. Ho kind enough to fol
low me."
"My father will havo more than
enongh to do to gnide his own steps,"
said Eve, coming to my side and quietly
placing her hand on my arm. " I mnst
trust to vonr gallantry, Mr. Wallace."
I mado no reply, bnt wondered if,
woman as she was, she had nd faraway
hint of the causeof that sledge-hammer
beating of my heart nnder her round
arm.
We remained in tho galleries two
hours—more than twice as long as was
necessary to their thorough inspection, j
The old man was growing impatient,
bnt the gloomy pits and chambers
seemed to havo an unaccountable fas
cination for Eve Onion. Bhe loitered
on one pretext or another, until I began
to fear that 1 mnst have betrayed my
indentity to her quick eye.
Her face had grown strangely sad
and anxious. I saw, too, that when she
thought herself nnolmerved she
watched my face intently. Had she
detected me and was she seeking an
opportunity of making her discovery
known without betraying mo to her
father?
I determined that she should not ac
complish her design. I knew very well
that I should lose my self control and
all of my love, bitterness and despair
would burst out in a torrent.
I therefore was carefnl to avoid being
alone with her for a moment. And I
soon saw that I had guessed aright.
She was endeavoring to separato mo
from her father that sho might speak
to me.
But I foiled her quietly but skill
fully, and after the galleries had l>een
explored twice over, and there was no
longer the shadow of a pretext for re
maining, she finally prepared to depart, i
As wo entered the upper level we
passed the dark opening of a disused
chamtar, which I had deemed unsafe >
to be visited.
Eve's eye caught sight of it.
" Here is s chamtar we have not
seen," she said.
'• No, madarae,' I interposed. " It is
no longer worked. The water has
broken into it twice, and it is consid
ered dangorons."
" I mean to see it, at all events," she
replied. " Father, wait for us here.
Mr. Wallace will not refuse to guide
me, I am sure."
Sho cast a strange, significant look at
me, which said almost as plainly as
words:
" I know yon, Wallace Orover, and I
mean to speak to yon in spite of your
caution."
Then she entered the chamtar.
Bnt sho had miscalculated my tact.
I turned to her father and requested
him to enter with me in order to dis
suade her from her rash adventure, and
we followed her together. Hhe gave me
a roproachfnl look as we entered, and I
heard hur sigh.
The moment I put my foot in the
chamber, my senses, trained by long
experience to note the varying phe
nomena of the under world, detected a
hint of the coming danger.
There was a faint rumbling to the
bowels of the earth. The air was close,
and had a taint of electricity in it sim
ilar to that which precedes a thunder
storm. There was surely peril in the
mine, but how and whence it would
come I could not guess.
As I turned to urge my visitor to s
hasty retreat I caught sight of some
■mall fragments of wet earth dropping
from the wall near at hand, followad by
a Jet of water. Then I knew what was
ooming.
"Outl out for your livaat" I cried,
springing toward the wall. "The
water is bursting into the mine, King
for the csge and give the alarm I"
The old man needed no second warn
ing. With a cry of terror be sprang
out of tbo chamber, and the next mo
ment I beard him give tho alarm. Then
followed tho shouts and trampling of
the escaping men. I know if I could
hold tho water in chock for ten minutes
I could save the lives of every one of
them. As for my own—well, one lifo,
and that a useless one, seemed u good
exchango for a hundred fathers of
families.
When I first saw it tho jot was no
larger than a man's finger ; but in a mo
mont it had enlarged to the size of my
arm, and a heavy stream of water began
to pour into tho chamber.
There was no apparatus at hnnd,
neither claj nor sand bags to check it,
as I well know.
A happy inspiration ramo to mo.
With a Titanic effort I managed
thrust my arm into the fissure, and/lor
tho timo being I succeeded in checking
tho loak.
Then, with my arm in tbo wall, 1
turned half arouud toward the opening
iu tho chamber, and there, to my hor
ror, still stood Eve Onion. I saw that
her face was very pale, but firm and
self-]>os seised.
"What are you doing here?" I cried.
" This place will bo full of water in
five minutes."
"What are you doing here? 'she asked
quietly.
"My duty," I replied. "I am try
ing to hold this stream iu cheek until
the men cteape."
"Then you will IKS drowned," sbeex
claimcd.
" What of that? Better one than u
hundred. But go," I entreated. " I
toll you yon have only a bare chance to
get out as it is. The water is prossing
harder every moment. It will soon IKS
too mueh for my strength."
"Then I will stsy and help you,
Wallace," she said, in a strangely gontle
voice.
"Ah, you know me I" I cried.
" I have known you from the mo
ment I onteied tho mine- I came bore
to see you."
"To taunt me with my poverty 1" 1
cried. " When your father turned tae
away from your doors, when I Itceame
outcast and wretched, I thought 1 had
the right to hide my misfortunes from
your oyos."
" It is Isecause my fath'-r used you so
crnelly that lam here," she said. " I
was not to blame, Wallace'. I knew
nothing of it until you were gone.
Since then I have tried to learn of your j
whereabouts in order to let yon under
stand my feelings. It was only yester
day that I heard of John Wallace in
the Mal>crlv mine, and on the bare
chance of identifying him with Wallace
Grover I influenced my father to bring
me here "
" Well," said I, sorrowfully, "it is
too lafe to think of the past now. G.,
Eve. Go and keep poor John Wallace's
secret. It will soon hoover with him."
"Yon persist in remaining hero?"
she asked.
" I must," I said. " I should be a
coward and a wretch to d<>aert my post
now."
"Then," she replied, very quietly,
11 1 will stay with vox"
"Why?" I asked, amazed ly. "Are
you jesting with me T'
"Can I jest with death, Wallace, or—
love 1"
Then, before I could comprehend her
word*, *he came to my ride, and I stood
with my wrist in the wall, and pntting
ber *rm around my neck drew my cheek
down npon her*."
" It i hard to die so yonng, Wallace,"
she said, sweetly, " bnt it wonld be
harder to lire without yon. In the
honr of death, my dear, we can di*pon*e
with fal*o delicacy. I know that yon
ham loved me many year*, and I have
returned yonr love. If we have met
again only to die, death at least oannot
separate ns."
With death staring me in the face—
not five minntea off—l have never
known a happier moment in my life.
A* I stood there, with my arm in the
fl*imre, with the blood smging into my
head, and all my mnacles straining with
the effort to keep my position, 1 knew
nothing more than that I felt the heart
of the woman I loved beating against
my own, her warm yonng cheek touch
ing my cold one in the embrace of love
and death.
Then consciousness of ber position
rnshed npon me again.
"No, no!" I cried. " Yon mut not
die. Oo live, my darling—live until it
come* yonr time to meet me in the
other world, where I shall be before
yon. 00, and believe no man over met
death BO gloriously as I shall."
"We go ont together or we dia to
gether," abo said, firmly. " Speak of
it no more."
Then a solemn alienee fell npon ns.
The men mnst have nearly all eaoaped,
M I oonld tall by their distant ahouta.
The earth was breaking away aronnd
my arm, and tha water was alreadv
nearly two feet deep npon the floor of
the chamber. I oonld hear the subter
ranean stream roaring more threaten
ingly in the howela of the mine. An
other pound of pressure, and I should
be flung down and the chamber wonld
| fill.
Then came a great desire for life.
How could I bear to have my rew fonnd
joy so suddenly smothered in the
gronnd? Was there not yot one hope?
The sonnds of the escaping men had
coasod. If wo could get the cage down
once rnoro in time, wo might pcrhapH
escape after ail. I explained my hope
to Eve.
" Itun,"Haid I, " ring for the cage.
I will hold on hero a moment more.
If wo can reach it we are safe."
Eve looked at me sharply an instant
—she feared I meant to deceive her
into escaping while I remained behind;
but Bhe divineil my intention.
With a quick movement she seized
the light, lifted her skirts and ran
through the water out of the chamber.
The next thirty seconds seemed like
hours.
I desperately held my own against
the water, while every vein seemed
bursting with the strain. I heard the
liell ring for the cage, heard it slowly
descond; then the water overcame
me.
I was flung down as by a giant's
hand. There was a roar and rush as of a
Niagaia, and, with a whirl of lights and
faces, a chaos of confusion and terror,
I knew no more.
When I slowly struggled back to life,
after many days, I was far from the
Maberly mine. I was no longer John
Wallace, gunir master, but Wallace
Orover, gentleman. I was in my
father's house.
Mr old servants were around me,
and, like a fairy who Liul worked a won
derful transformation, sweet Eve Onion
was the dominant afgel of the scene.
My affairs had 1 < n settled with my
creditors very ranch more to my Is-no
fit than I imagined could be possible.
M" ancestral home and a mod' st com
petetice were still left to mo.
This, too, was the work of Eve On.on,
whose love and faith in me Lad never
falter.-d in all my wretchedness and ex
ile, and whose strong will had drawn
comfort and happiness for me out of
the depths ef sorrow.
If Mr. Guion objected to the turn af
fairs were taking, he had the sense to
offer no fruit), is opposition to his
daughter's inclination; and I will do
hirn the justice to say that he perform. <1
his part at our wedding with a very
good grace.
I'KAKLS OF TllOrtlllT.
A learned man is a tank; a wise man
is s spring.
The great hojie of society is individ
ual character.
By work of the mind one secures re
pose of the heart.
Laziness travels so slow that poverty
soon overtakes him.
Reason* of things are rather to be
taken by weight than tale.
It is more honorable to acknowledge
oar faults than to boast of our
merits.
Ib fleet npon yonr present blossings,
of which every man has many ; not on
your |>aat misfortunes, of which all
men have some.
By holding s very little misery qnito
dose to our eyes we entirely lose sight
of s great deal of oomfort beyond
which might be taken.
It ia wonderful how silent s man ctn
lie when he knows his canse is jnst, and
bow boisterona he become* when he
knows be is in tho wrong.
There is nothing so certain, we take
it, as that those who are the moat alert
in discovering the fanlts of a work of
genins are the least toncbed with its
beauties.
There is nothing keeps longer than a
middling fortune, and nothing melts
sway sooner than s great one. Poverty
tread* npon the heels of great and un
expected riches.
Tbo wise one says that nothing is so
hard to bear as prosperity; bnt most
men would like to engage in some
hart! work of that description, jnst to
have a practical illustration of the
adage.
The best receipt fur going through
lifo in an exquisite way, with beantifnl
manners, is to feel that everybody, no
matter how rich or bow poor, needs all
the kindness they can got from others
in this world
Illchh Astonishing.
A certain lady in thia country aet a
hen upon thirteen eggs. A few day*
afterward, looking into the neat, ahe wan
anrpriaed to find the hen miaaing and
the egga gone and in their atead a hnge
rattlesnake comfortably ooiled np.
Noticing the swelled condition of hin
anakenhip ahe procured a apada and
pinned hia head to the gronnd. Then,
with a rake, the tail was drawn ont and
fastened down to prevent wiggling. A
penknife aoon split the reptile from
head to tail and the eggs were taken
ont Beirg oarefnlly washed thay were
placed tinder the same hen and eventu
ally every one hatched ont, and the
ehickrna grew and thrived. We regret
that a strict regard for truth compel*
us to My that the hen was not awal-
I jwad nor were the chioka marked with
| a snake,—Sf. Paul Pionrcr,
SCIENTIFIC MCBAFII.
It has by observation
that in districflT subject to typhus fewer
cases apppear when the ground Is more
thoroughly saturated with water, and
more when it contains less moisture.
Owing to the rapid evaporation of
moisture from the leaves, the tem
perature of trunks of trees, bnutst high
from the ground, has been found to l>e
five degrees centigrade cooler than the
air of the forest.
There was a time when the moon was
but 40,000 miles away from us, and was
consequently a far more efficient tide
producer than at present Instead of a
tide three feet high, which is now an
average, it would raise one 048 feet in
height
From observation of the diffusion of
sunlight by the clouds M. Glemmdot
was induced to experiment with mineral
wool or spun slag in order to ascertain
its effect ujwn the light of the
electric arc. II,! has found that
when the rays pass through this sub
stance, seventy-live or eighty per cent,
of the light becomes available for illu
mination, while the ordinary processes
make useful not more than forty five or
fifty per cent.
Experimenting upon dogs, M. Leven
has found that ooffeo produces anaemia
of the stomach and i< lards digestion.
Its habitual use must, therefore, lead
to dysjM'psia. Continuing his experi
monts, M. Leven has become convinced
that sugar acts powerfully in aiding di
gestion, and he freely proscribes its use
in cas<-s of dyspepsia. From these ex
|> rim. Nts ho draws the practical lesson
that the infusion of eoff should be
sufficiently sweetened to stimulate the
seer- tory function, and thus assist di
gestion.
Mr. H. 15. Evans is satisfied that the
same race built the prehistoric mounds
found in Mexico and the United Htates.
He bases his Belief on the alleged facts
of s close resemblance between the con
struction of these remains, of the simi
larity of the implements employed, of
the burial of the dead being exactly
alike, and of the close likeness < f the
skulls found in tho tombs of the mound
building period, whatever the locality
may be. The Aztecs were not the
mound builders, because he holds they
had no tendency through religious or
other motives in that direction, and ibe
specimens of pottery found in the
mound and pyramids Could not hare
leon made bv the Aztecs.
HtalUtics of the American Presidents.
Wo have had twenty-one Presidents,
elected from the following Htates :
Virginia, s—Washington, Jefferson,
Madison, Monroe and Tyler.
New York, 3—Van Bnren, Fillmore
and Arthnr.
Ohio, 3—Harrison, Hares and Oar
field.
Tennessee*, 3—Jackson, Johnson and
Polk.
Massachusetts, 2—John Adams and
John Qnincy Adam*.
Pennsylvania, I—Buchanan.
New Hampshire, I—Pierc*.
Miasiasippi, I—Taylor.
Illinois, 2—Lincoln and Grant.
In politics as follows :
National, I—Washington.
Federalist, 2- John Adams and John
(Jnincy Adams.
Whigs, 3 —Harrison, Taylor and Fill
more.
Ilepubliean, 5 Lincoln, Grant,
Hayes, Oarfleld and Arthnr.
Democrats ten—Jefferson. Madison.
Monroe, Jackson, Van Jtnren, Tyler,
Polk, Pierce, Bncbanan and Johnson.
Nine hare served as generals in the
army—Washington, Jackson, Pierce,
Taylor, Grant, Harrison, Hayes and
Garfield.
Lfbcoln was the first that gTew a
beard.
Grant was the first that grew a mus
tache.
Four were eminent lawyers —Van
Bnren, Fillmore, Bnchanan and Linooln.
Four were elected as Vice-President
and served as President—Tyler, Fill
more, Johnson and Arthnr.
Six were nominated as compromise
candidates, as a matter of expediency,
vulgarly called the " dark horse "—Har
rison, Polk, Taylor, Pierce, Hayes and
Garfield. Tyler, Fillmore, Johnson and
Arthnr were not " dark horses " in con
ventions, bnt were placed on the tickets
as available candidates after the " dark
horses " had been nominated.
In religions sentiment:
Episcopal, 6- Washington, Madison,
Tyler, Taylor, Arthnr and Monroe.
Presbyterian, 6—Jackson, Harrison,
Polk, Pierce, Bncbanan and Johnson.
Methodist,2—Grant and Hayea.
Unitarian, B—John Adams and John
Qnincy Adams, and Fillmore.
Reformed Dutch, I—Martin Van
Bnren.
ObrUtian, I—Garfield.
Not attached to any church, 2—Jeffor
; son and Lincoln.
Four were eminent as orators —J. Q.
Adams, Van Bnren, Linooln and
Qarfteld.
Six were reared In poverty—Jackson,
Fillmore, Bnchanan, Lioooln, Johnson
and Garfield.— Chrtthan at IFor*,
The Owl.
"One kiss," I pleaded. "jiuit a tiny one,
V<tr a got* l-night."
A deep carnation swiftly spread
Across the few so pale before,
And modest drooped Un graceful head,
As the sweet Itjm, blushing red,
TrombleJ denial that the eye* forswore,
"Ah, yes." "till pleading "aeo, we are alone;
'Tie I/jve's good night."
The created head raised ] roudly new,
And flashed the eye like diamond light;
And the white face was pur<xt enow,
And the rl li|w they puitol an,
Ae the lady fair swept from my eight.
An owl a philosophy one he pened to he.
Who eaw the whole <y< urrence from bis tree
lilitik'd once, hllnk1 twice, then flapjayj a
la/y wing,
" Young "illy!"- here he paused to wratch hia
bead
And plume hi* owlahip'a gravity ere he maid:
"To pha i for what i your" if yon hut make it?
To give ah' could not, l.ut ah' d let you take it!"
.Sun ymti'-ift Vanity fair.
I't'MiKNT PAKAIJKAPHH.
The ice dealer's little venture: "You
may talk about fine building*, but it'a
the ice-house that takes the cake,"
Astronomer* now ray there are aeven
spot* on the face of the nun. They'll
have Old Sol down nick with the small
pox before long, il they don t look out,
" Fath r, did YOU ever have another
wife !>oni<le mother?" " So, my boy;
what possessed you to aak such a ques
tion?' "Bscause I raw in the old
family Bible where you married Anno
Domini, in lKto, and that isn't mother."
"Gentlemen of the jti-y.** said a
blundering counsel, in a suit about a lot
of hogs, " there were just thirty-six in
the drove. Please remember the fact—
thirty-six hogs; just thrctioies as many
an in that jury box, gentlemen." That
counsel didn't gain his case.
Precedence and age—There is a story
of Solomon not contained in the " Hook
of Kingn." Two of bin court damsels
hal a row as to pr--cedence. Solomon
looked kindly, and said: " Let the old
est go first," and the damsels embraced
and went in togetLer with entwined
arms.
" You told me, sir, that the horse was
entirely without fanlt, and yet Le Is
blind." The dealer looked blandly
into the irritated countenance of the
loeer by the transaction and said with
charming innooenoe: " 1 do not regard
blindness as a fault, sir; it is a mis
fortune."
A girl went into a general furnishing
store, ami stepping tip to a p*l, intel
lect nal looking yonng man behind the
nearest counter, asked him if he would
bet kind enough to fit her with a pair
of glove*. The high browed Athenian
glanced at her hand>> and then calling
to a cash boy who was compounding
spit-tall* at the oppoaite counter, said:
" Here, Pete, show this young lady to
the pillow-case department."
"Ob, papa." said little Tommy, the
other day, " didn't you sav there was
nothing new under the sun ?" "Yes,
my boy, the philosoph -rs say so."
*' Well, look under me," went on the
young hopeful, getting up on the old
gentleman's bran new silk hat, "that
is something new under the son, ain't
itr The reit thing the boy knew
there was something old under the son,
and it was his father's boot, with a foot
in it.
"There, there, don't cry any more,"
said the kind hearted stranger to a lit
tle girl who was leaning against the
railing in front of a public tcbool
bonae, weeping as if her heart would
break. "Tell us what's the matter."
The child turned two highly inflamed
orbs up at the old Samaritan, and then
stammered between her sobs: " All the
girls in my class were raccinated last
week, and mine's the only one that
hasn't took."
" There are two sides to everything,"
■aid the lecturer. " I repeat it, there
are two sides—" At this juncture a
tired looking little man stood up in the
front seat to say: " Well, if you've no
objection, I will just step out and see
if there are two sides to this hall. I
know there is an load*, and if I find
there is an outside, you'll know it by
me not coming back. You needn't be
alarmed if 1 shouldn't return." And as
he walked up the aisle he was followed
by the admiring eyes of the whole au
dience. Their sympathies were with
him, bnt they were deficient In moral
courage.
■ass.
IV. yen want a receipt for that terrible mystery
Known to the world a* boarding-house hash?
Take remnants of meals now passed into his
tory,
Pulverise down to indigestible mash.
Pieces ol gristle and hits ofVdd calico,
A little whit lsather not chopped very fine ;
An old rubber shoe that wouldn't make " har
icot,"
Chunk* of cold later* an 1 a mety fork line.
Oecasi at) chicken bane*, picked down to
nndity,
A ali© of raw no ton to season Its crudity.
Hrveral shirt huttn and a hairpin or two.
Hneh MI interminable mttttp will certainly do '
Bash, hash, hash, hash I
With a pair of old orsrall-, and plenty of
fit Tori n j,
A little cold liver wl ha bit of Its gall.
Est of this oompound without ynor fkith
wavering?
*">?il boarding-bouse hash Is the tram of it all.
iVew Wares Jteytow.