LADIES' DEPARTMENT.
AtUila'a Pretty Hkwatkrr.
Atlanta, Oa., can boast of a genuine
curiosity—a live female shoemaker—
young, pretty ami imlnßtriomi. Having
occasion to send my little nephew with
a pair of boo'a to bo memleil he sur
prised me on hid return, writeH a cor
respondent, by remarking that "sbo"
said ao and RO about tho boots. I then
learned for the tlrat time that wo hail in
our neighborhood a young girl nndor
twenty yearn of age, the daughter of a
shoemaker, who daily works at the trade
hcrnelf, not only mending, but making
in good style, both boots and shoos.
For several years she has thus been en
gaged, and has won the respect and
patronago of a large circle ol! apprecia
tive families.
Ftar W Mlf r Uirla.
Tho Woman's Journal cites the Misses
bollock as four typical Western girls :
The family of W. E. and A. M. Kol
lock, of Madison, Wis., consists of seven
members, four of whom ore sisters. Of
these Dr. Mary Kollock Bennett, the
eldest, graduated at the Woman's Medi
cal college of Chicago, and for many
years has been practicing successfully
in that city. Tho next, Dr. Harriet
Kollock, graduated in the modical de
partment at Ann Arbor, Mich., nine
years ago, since which time she has
been eminently successful in her pro
fessional work. The third, the Rev.
Florence Kollock, graduated at Canton
Theological college somo years since,
and is now doing a good work as pastor
in a beautiful church, built for her by
her parish during the past two years at
Englewooil, a tine suburban town of
Chicago. Dr. Jennie C. Kollock, the
youngest Bister, graduated in the dental
department of Ann Arbor, Mich., last
March, together with a class of thirty
six gentlemen, she being the only lady,
and passing the highest examination of
any in the class. She is now establish
ing horself successfully as a dental
practitioner in Chicago.
ShM >ol to Ilrri.
Women who love their husbands are
happy aud at rest. Those who do not
are disturbed and restless; they are
always seeking for some means of kill
ing time; they are ready to flirt at any
moment; their children are, according
to their means, either hidden in nnrs
eries under the care of French bonnes,
or handed over to Sally, tho slatternly
nurse, to shake, and slap, and stuff with
sugar, as her wisdom dictatea, while
society and amusement* of all sorts oc
cupy their mother's time. Home is not
happy to the poor woman, because she
has chosen her mate foolishly—because
she trusted to that love after mar
riage " which mercenary old people
promise those who make what they call
a sensible match. Had as a neglected
wife, who loves her husband well, must
be, I believe she is happier than this
poor, restless creature, thongh sho be
worshiped. The love of one we do
not love becomes simply a bore, es
pecially in tho close intercourse of
home life, and she who does not give
her heart to her husband is not likely
to care much for bis children. 80,
girls, if you do not love your lover,
don't marry him. Remember that
marriage is a serious step, and that
when you give him your band, that he
may encircle it with a wedding-ring,
you seal the happiness or misery of
your natural life. Don't marry unless
you are sure cf your love for him
and his for you.
Fahln In Cnlnm.
The new colors are copied from fo
liage and flowers, and take their names
accordingly; for instance, a new dark
green is called elder green, another
shade is sycamore, and the olive greens
are called lichen green; a purple-red
like scabieuse is marked petunia, and a
similiar shade is orchis; the azealea red
and pale eglantine (wild-rose) pink have
already been noted; the Turc andHicily
reds are brighter shades than the dull
garnet so long worn, and are similiar to
carnation red. Sunflower yellow, like
the "gaudy leonine flower" of the
XMthctes, is shown in ribbons and
crapes, while the paler yellow tints are
maize, like the com and straw colors
worn before dull ecru shades were popu
lar. Cinnamon brown with red pre
dominating and the yellow leaf browns
are shown, with also the dark reddish
seal brown. There are threo shades of
beige ranging from ecru to brown, and
there is pure white that has no yellow
tinges, as well as the cream white that
is almost as dark as Isabel yellow. Hues
blue is a very pale shade, hussar blue
is dark, and Russian blues have the
gray shades that have been fashionable
during the winter. Argent, or silver
gray, is again largely imported.
VMIIIU Males.
Slate blue appears among new colors.
New neck lingerie is very elaborate
and voluminous.
Shirrings will be used on new light
woolen and c >ttoo goods.
Poufs in the back* of dresses grow
smaller and less bouffant
Evening dresses are trimmed with
embroidered ruffles and tabliers.
Feather hats and bonnets are mori
bund. Paris has condemned them.
Galloons and braids will trim many
spring costumes and spring jackets.
Cloth and cheviH costumes are
rarely made of two materials com
bined.
Moresque and Oriental laces rival in
popularity the Spanish, Barcelona and
Burano.
ltibbed velvet and corduroy velve
teen jackets aro the fancy of tho pass
ing moment.
Copper tint is a favorito tint in new
goods of all kinds, including tho new
upholstering staffs.
For full evening dress there are
bands of gold and silver or strings of
I>earls worn in tho hair.
Morning dresses for unceremonious
visits are mado of black faille or black
caahemire des Cevennes.
Spanish aud Oriental laces will both
bo used for trimming nnn's veiling
when worn in tho ovening. n
Nun's veiling is eqaally becoming to
old and to young women. It is tho
very stuff for children's dressy suits.
Basques are shorter in the skirt anil
aro frequently pointed in front and
drawn up in the back to form tho pouf.
Butterfly wing poufs in the back,
formed by tho scarf employed for the
tablier and hip draperies, are much
worn.
Among new pongees, tho plain white
goods, striped horizontally with hair
lines in lace effects, are tho unique and
novel.
The Princess of Wales' favorite bon
net is tho cajtote. According to Lucy
Hooper, in tho llatar, she
actually invented it.
Somo authorities in matters of dress
say that kilted skirts are going out of
vogue; others announce that they will
be more worn than ever.
Costumes for street wear should be
of woolen material, one kind only,
with which a felt hat or t>onnet simply
trimmed, and a cloth jacket, may be
worn.
In Paris skirts are frequently seen of
which the only dra]>ory is a broad sash
tied around tlib bottom of the waist and
looped back on tho tournnre to form
the pouf.
One of the prettiest lace pins in dia
mond jewelry is a reap hook set in grad
uated stones, with a serpent also in dia
monds turned around the blade, its eyes
Wing small rubies.
In spite of the high looping of back
and side draperies the costome of the
season defines tho hnmau form divine
as much as ever. The effect is still of
a princess rol>e or fourreau, whethor
tho dress is short or trained.
The hair is worn low on the brow,
either in a curly fringe or waved. Be
hind, it droops in tho nape of tho nack
in a coil, in loops or braids. Flowers
are sometimes worn in the hair in the
evening iu small quantities— just one
large fiowcr or a spray near the left
ear.
American llorse-Shne* In England.
The poetical surroundings of " the
village blacksmith " and his harmonious
anvil, says Chamber*' Journal, aro
threatened with a powerfnl rival by the
introdnction from the United State# of
a new indnstry; namely tho manufac
ture of machine-made horse-shoes. A
company whose premises face the
Thames opposite Greenwich, have just
opened their works, to supply the Uni
ted Kingdom with these machine-made
article#. Tho iron is rolled from scrap,
coming from the rollers as a grooved
bar, which is afterward cut into lengths,
punched with the neoessary holes, and
finally is t>ent by a machine into the
horse-shoe shape. It is calculated that
there are in the United Kingdom abont
three million horses; in Enrope general
ly more than thirty million; requiring
annually a million and a half tons of
shoes- 80 that if the new company tnrn
out good work, there aro plenty of cus
tomers for their goods. It is said that
the now shoe has met with the approval
of some eminent anthorities, and is al
ready used by several tramway com
panies.
Farming on a Big Scile.
E. O. Bprsgne, who live* jast south
of Fargo, Dakota, remarked that he
wonld in three year* have a larger tract
of land in wheat than any other private
individual. He now haa 3,000 acres
ready for crop, and will thin spring
break 7,000 more, and the following
year will prepare 3,000 acre* more on
which to raise wheat. The land is all
in Olay conntv. Mr. Sprague ia prob -
ably one of the largest land owners in
the world, now having a clear title to
mora than half a million acres, 56,000
of which are in Minnesota, abont
2,000,000 in Texas, 30,000 in Missis
sippi, and various other tracts in all
part* of the Union.— tforthw*t.
Congressman Moore, of Tennessee,
wrote "Be a good boy and you'll be a
good man" in an albnm which he snp
posed belonged to the small page who
handed it to him, only to find that it
belonged to a gray-haired officer of the
Hovae.
PEARLS OF THOUGHT.
Jealousy is tbo homage that inferior
ity pays to merit.
Vice stings us even in onr pleasures,
but virtne consoles us even ia onr {mine.
It is with life as with coffee, ho who
wonld drink it pore mast drain it to the
dregs.
If yon wonld net have affliction visit
yon twice, listen at onoe to what it
teaches.
No books are so legible as the lives
of men ; no characters so plain as their
moral conduct.
It is a solemn thought with the mid
dle-aged that life's pust business is be
gun In earnest.
Dark clouds roll up and obscure the
sun, but we know that there iH light
above the elonds.
To the generona mind the hcaviost
debt is that of gratitude, when it is not
in onr power to repuy it.
The best of all prayers is to act with
a pure intention, and with a continual
reference to tho will of Ood.
The generality of men expend tho
early part of their lives in eoutribnting
to render tho latter p<rt miserable.
We pass onr lives in regretting the
past, complaining of the present and
indulging in falso ho|>eH of the fr lore.
Who is wise? He that is teachable.
Who is mighty ? He that conquers
himself. Who ia rich ? He that is con
tented. Who is honored ? no that
honorcth others.
Men Who Paint and Powder.
There aro men in New York wbo paint
and powder. The number in small,
but tliej exist, if the statement* of
druggists, barbers and dealers in toilet
preparations ara to be trusted. They
are usually young nun, not of the
highest fashion, and are to lie found 1
occasionally in the lobbies of theaters,
or speaking English at the French liall*.
The practice began a few years ago, and
has not flourished. The custom of
banging the hair among men, on the
other hand, grew very rapidly. Cajmul,
the tenor, gave it impetus, and now in
almost any assembly frequented by the
well-to-do youth of the city there are
one or more men's heads with banged
hair. A druggist of this city, in apeak
ing on the subject, said:
"Wo sell many bottles of cosmetics,
blooms, lily whites and the like to
men, and the inference is that they bur
for their wive* or sisters, but in some
instances they unquestionably buy for
themselves. It doesn't need a prac
ticed eye to tell this. The effect on the
face is easily discernible."
"Speaking of cosmetics, are sny of
them absolutely harmless f"
" 1 could not recommend a tingle one
conscientiously. They all contain in
gredients more or lesa injurious, and
should not lie used with sny frequency."
A barl* r, whose place is near Twen
ty-third street, and who counts many
yonng men about town 'among his cus
tomers, said: "The'desire to look
lieantifnl is about as strong in an idle
young man as it is in an idle yonng
woman. Many of my customers have
no end of trouble in fixing themselves
up. I sell s good deal in the wsy of
liquid cosmetics, thongh nothing like
lily white or pearl wash. Young fel
lows will oomo here twice a day to have
their faces well rubbed with a mixture
of lisy rum, glycerine and several other
fluids, which has s smoothing effect on
the skin. They come ostensibly to be
shaved in the morning and to have their
hair dressed at night, bat they really
want their faces attended to. They
often say, "Pnt a little powder on m?
chin, it looks so black but if you pnt
a little powder all over the face and
then amooth it down and make a feint
of rubbing it off with a towel, they're
snre to come again."
There is quite a house in Fourteenth
street, devoted entirely, according to
its many signs, "to the boantiflcation of
the person." The reporter climbed to
the second floor, opened a glass door,
and found himself in a small reception
room. A girl was addressing circulars
at a table. Her complexion is decided
ly bed. Ferhaps, however, she is only
a subject. Again, she may be a rosnlt.
" What did yon wish, sir V she
asked.
" Do you do up men's faces f
" Oh, yea," with a critical look ; "I'll
call madam." Madam came and the
reporter stated his errand. Who thought
a moment and then said: "I see no
reason why a gentleman should not im
prove his complexion. I have eeven
regular male customers. Two of them
come three times a week and have their
nails and hair attended to, besides the
fsoe."
" What do you do to the face V
" First we use s stringent lotion with
considerable camphor in it, which takes
the natural oil out of tha face. Then
we remove the blemishes. Moles are
taken out with a preparation of iron.
Then we build the complexion up with
" and she went on to give a list of
eonooctions.
" What kind of men are these,
madam r
" Oh," said aha, "they are nioe young
men ; quite nice."— Norn York Sun,
SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS.
Thirty per cent, of forest is consid
ered the l>est proportion for the most
lioneflcial effect on climate.
Strychnia acts only on certain por
tions of the spinal marrow, and opium
on certain parts of the cerebrum.
Agassis: says: The pupil studies na
ture in the school room, and when he
goes ont of doors he oanuot find her.
Many butterflies take no food and have
no digestive organs. The eating and
storing of nutriment was performed in I
the earlier larva state.
It is said that the Japanese huveinade
practical tests of paper belts to tho
transmission of power, and that the rv
units have been satisfactory.
Experiments on tho effect of the elec
tric light on plant life tend to show that
it contains rays detrimental to them.
Plants constantly exposed to it tsocome
spotted and weakened.
The increase in atrength in iron bolts
from working tho metal cold, is esti
mated at between fifty and a hundred
per cant, and the effect in general is to
give the iron a good ileal of the quali
ties of hard steel.
A "solar" locomotive has been placed
on the French Northern railway. It is
so called owing to an electric light
which is placed in the front and fed
by the engine itself, and intended to il
luminate the way for u lontr distance
ahead.
A. Weill finds the decay of teeth to
be caused by tho development of a
fungns. The acids of th month may
promote decay, hut cannot give rise to
it. He ooncludes further that dmeases
of various parts of tho body may be
( clearly traced to excretions from the
month and teeth.
Among the Itlflf.pit*.
The following •* from Harry M.
Kieffer's " Recollection* of a Drummer
boy," in March St. Nich'daa :
Fifty yards in front of the sbatin the
pickets were stationed. When first the
siege began, picketing was dangerous
business. Roth armies were lient on
fight, and picketing meant simply sharp
shooting. A* a consequence, at first
the pickets were posted only at night,
so th.it from midnight the poor fellows
lay in their rifle-pits under a broiling
July sun, with no protection from the
intolerable heat excepting the scanty
shade of a little pine brush erected
overhead, or in front of the pit as a
screen There the picket lay, flat on
his face, picking off the enemy's men
whenever ho could catch sight of a
head or even so much as a hand ; and
right glad would he li if, when the
long awaited relief came at length, he
had no wounds to show.
But later on, a the siege progressed,
this murderous state of affairs gradually
disappeared. Neither side found it
pleasant nor profitable, and nothing
was gaiu>-d by it. It dscided nothing,
and only wasted powder and ball. And
so gradually the pickets ju both sides
began to l>c on qiite friendly terms. It
was no unusual thing to see a Johnny
picket—who would lie posted scarcely
a hsadred yards away, so near were the
linee—lay down his gun, wave a piece
of white paper as a signal of truce, walk
out into the neutral ground between the
picket lines and meet one of our own
pickets, who, also dropping his gun,
would go out to inquire what Johnny
might want to-day.
" Well, Yank, I want soae coffee, and
111 trade tobacco for it."
" Has any of yon fellows back there
some coffee to trade for tobacco?
' Johnny Pickot,' here, wauts some cof
fee."
Or, may lie he wanted to trade papers,
a Richmond Enquirer for a Now York
Herald or Tribune, "even up and no
odds." Or, he only wanted to talk
about tbe now* of the day how
"we 'uns whipped you 'ons up the val
ley the other day;" or how, " if we bad
Htonewall Jackson yet, we'd be in
Washington before winter;" or may be
be only wished to have s friendly game
of cards!
There was a certain chivalrous eti
quette developed through this social in
tercourse of deadly foemen, and it was
really admirable. Heldom was there
brcsoh of confidence on either side. It
would have gone hard with the comrade
who should have ventured to aboot
down a man in gray who had left his
gun sad come oat of his pit under the
sacnsl protection of a piece of white
paper. If disagreement over ooeurred
in bartering, or high words arose in dis
cussion, shots were never fired until due
notioe had been given. And 1 find
mentioned in one of my old army letters
that a general fire aleng our entira
front grew out of some disagreement
on the pioket-lins about trading ooffae
for tobaeoo. Tbe two pickets couldn't
agree, jumped into their pita, and began
firing, the one oalling out: " Look
out, Yank, here comes jour tobacco."
Bang I
And the other replying : " All right,
Johnny, here comes your coffee." Bang I
There is nothing lower than hypoe
risy. To profess friendship and net
enmity is a snre proof of total de
piavity.
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.
DAN'ISU IS NITMEOS. - Nutmegs
should be used sparingly, for they
possess a nareotio property that con
stitutes them a drug. A lady who was
induced to tako nutmeg tea by her
nurse was made drowsy by it and
Anally put into a profound slumber re
sembling that of opium. —/>, FrAr'e
Health Monthly.
MIMC DIET IN BBIOHT'H DIMKASB.—
Hince we know not at present any drug
that possesses therapeutic value to any
marked extent in this terrible and fatal
disease, and since it is daily making
sad havoc among human lieings, and
principally among that class who, by
reason of their valuable public labors,
are particularly necessary to the wel
fare of tho world; therefore, it be
comes u medical question of paramount
interest that we should discover some
potent method of combating this very
prevalent disease. Home years since
Oarel first called attention to the
treatment of liright's disease by the
use of a milk diet, and since then Dun
can, as well as many other prominent
physicians, have written on this sub
jeot. Wo have ourselves seen some re
markable results fellow this treatment,
while Dr. H. Weir Mitchell, of our city,
is now quite an enthuaisst on this sub
ject. This method of treating a for
midable disease has received sufficient
distinguished indorsement to recom
mend it seriously to our notice. We
wonld, therefore, ask all physicians whe
read this artiele to try this method of
treatment, and le furnish us with their
experience, which we will publish. The
milk is used thoroughly skimmed and
entirely freed from butter. To
procure the best results it has
been advised that the patient
shall restrict himself absolute
ly to milk, and continue tho treat
ment for a long time. If it disagrees
with the stomach (as it will in some
oases), Dr. Mitchell advises that the pa
tient !>• put to bod, and the treatment
•ommenced with tablespocnful doses,
to which lime water is added, until the
stomach tolerates the milk, when from
eight to ten pints daily should be takei,
and absolutely nothing else. The sanc
tion of snch n distinguished physician
at Dr. Mitchell forces us to seriously
consider the merits of this treatment,
and we trust to receive the cxjerieDCc of
all readers of this journal who may
have cases of liright's disease to treat.
SI "J tool and Surgiral Hrporfer.
.salt for the Throat,
In those days when diseases of the
throst are so universally prevalent, and
in so many cases fatal, remarks an ex- J
change, wo feel it our duty to say s !
word in behalf of a most effectual, if
not positive, cure for sore throat. For i
many years past, indeed we may say
during the whole of a life of more than |
forty years, we have been subject to a
dry hacking cough, which is not only
distressing to onrselve*, but to our
friends sad those with whom we are
bron-*ht into business contact. Last
fall we were induced to try what virtue
there was in common salt. We com
menced by using it three times a day—
morning, noon and night. We dissolved
s large tablespoonfnl of pure table
salt in about s half a small tumbler full
of water. With this we gargled the
throat most thoroughly just before meal
time. The result has been that during
the entire winter we were not only free
from coughs and colds, but the dry
hacking cough has entirely disappeared.
We attribute theee satisfactory results
solely to tbe use of salt gargle, and
most cordially recommend a trial of it
to those who are subject to diseases of
tbe throat Many persons who have
never tried tbe salt gargle have the im
pression that it is unpleasant, but after
a few days' use no person who loves s
nice clean mouth and a first rate sharp
ener of tbe appetite, will abandon it
A Tale of the Sea.
One of the very funniest stories ever
heard comes from the log of the ship
Gladstone, says the Sydney Mail.
Down in the roaring forties a seaman fell
overboard, and went down into the deep
green gnlf without tbe faintest possi
ble hope of coming on board again. It
is not an easy thing to find a man, even
if be does keep afloat, when deep calls
nnto deep, and the big sea-monctains
skip like yonng lambs in those lati
tudes. But as this man rose afUr the
first beadnr, right alongside ho beheld
an albatross, and aronnd that albatross'
neek ha folded an arm, and doubtless
with the other hand made a sure grip
of the wicked hooked bill, and with
much flapping and floundering, and
doubtless strange conversation between
man and bird, he held on till the boat
was down and .lifted him in. What
tale the albatross told to his fellows
that evening is to us unknown, but if
any records be kept in the albatross
world, little doubt there will bs found
set down a reoord of a new marine
monster more marvelous than the
mightiest sea snake the most ancient
mariner of the human raoe has beheld
even in his dreams.
Artificial essence of almonds may be
made from bansine.
Payment for Doing Good.
Tbs a U pal'l by land*.
With utrnams from r'ry shore,
Ho giro with kindly hand*,
For Ood osu give yoti more.
Ha would that in a ring
Hia Meanings sliuul't be actit,
From liring thing to thing, 1
But nowhere stayed or spent.
And ar'ry soul that Ukan,
But yialda not back again,
la aa a link that breaks,
In heaven's lore made chain.
WUluim Il<irnt*
PUXMEUT PARAGRAPH*.
Ob why shall we say for cstched,
caught,
A very necessary matrimonial band—
A husband.
Wb' n a couple make np tbeir minds
to get married it may Ire called a tie
vote.
If yon must dabble in shares, try
plowshares. No other kind paya ao
regular dividends.
"I'm the light of this menagerie!"
cried the tapir. Then the other l*ats
wanted to put him ont.
"Mamma, do yon know what the
largest species of ants are? Yon shake
your head. Well, I'll tell you. They
are elephants."
" Why do you hide, Johnny?" aaid
one boy to another. " I hide to save
my hide," replied the other, as he hied
away to a secret spot.
Qens scratch up flower beds onJy
when they sre barefooted. That's why
women run ont and "shoo" the bees
to keep them from doing damage.
A thief who robbed a contribution
box the other day has repented. He ts
now obliged to carry around with him
several pounds of punched coins which
no one will take.
Nine men ont of tec are mean enough
I to enjoy Saying to a physician who goes
hunting and gets no game, " Why
didn't you take your medicine chest
instead of a gun ?'
A Paris pickpocket who had sn am
bition in that line had just made a col
lection of l:i2 different sorts of money
purses, wue.D the police fell upon him
and crush- 1 his laudable ambition.
At a German ball. Lieutenant—"Did
you not tell me tbat your father has an
estate in Silesia?" Young lady—"Yes,
and two is Pomerania." Lieutenant
' 'And can you still doubt my love T'
A rolling-pin i> not *wtbrtie,
A dih-rag Kucdl; u> divine,
A aqualung child la not f a! he-tic,
A dirt/ floor i* Dot loonin*;
A dm bring life ia Dot uj>i*rnal,
B 1 flotir U not a daffodil,
Tha wc*ih*r ia not aloji vernal,
W !iv to mix the good u l ill.
A momlwr of a fashionable con grog*
tion called at a music store and in
quired, " Have you the notes of a pieee
called the ' Song of Solomon ?'" add
ing, " Our pastor referred to it yester
day as an exquisite gem, and my wife
would like to learn to play it."
A wicked man has been getting a dol
lar a piece from simple-minded farmers
by sending them through the mail, for
one dollar, a "recipe" to prevent pumpa
from freezing on cold nights. The
answer to the farmers' letters waa:
"Take them in doors overnight"—Mot
ion HeraM,
"When I grow up, I'll be a man,
won't 11" asked a little Austin boy of
his mother. "Tea, my son ; but if you
want to be a man you must be industri
ous at school and learn how to behave
yourself." "Why. mamma do the lasy
boys turn out to tie women when they
grow up T— Stifling*.
At a recent party a youag lady was
annoyad by the impertinenoe of a young
man. aad becoming tired of it tnrned
toward him rather angrily and re
quested him to cease his impudence.
The young fellow replied, " I'lease do
not est me." She replied, "Have no
fear, air, pork does not agree with me."
When a bashful young man finds
himself in company where there ia a
creamy infant of ten months, the ex
pression on his face when the proad
mother thrusts her tender offspring at
| him with the remark, " Baby, kiaa tha
nice gentleman," may be imagined, bnt
cannot be counterfeited.
" How do you like the character of
St. Haul T' naked a parson of bis land*
lady one day, during a conversation
about the aainta and the apostle. " Ah,
he waa a good, clever old soul, I know,"
replied the landlady " for he once mid,
you know, th at we must eat what ia set
before us and ask no questions for con
science sake. I always thonght I should
like him for a boarder."
As grammarian* mi •*/ • aught ?
Let ea eee
How thing* I*
Whan tbi* kind of taacbing ia taught
Tha egg Mat hstaked, it is baaght ;
Hj twitches arn't patch*!, tha/ are paagfct;
John and Jamas am not roatchad, tha/ am
ma tight.
11/ door isn't latobwd, it t* I aught;
The pi* vasal taatehed, it wao wtaught j
Tha oat n*v*r scratched, aha bat arrsugfct j
Tha roof wasn't thatahed, it waUSpoghl.
If English moat this way bo wi9|bt,
It aoee will b* ana tohd- that la naught.
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