An Autumn Song. Twin in the spring we met, my dear, One showery April day; The grass was fttll of violets And pretty buds of My. I looked at yon, yon looked at mo, The birds began to sing, Ami on each bnsh rain-Jowela hung Whi " we met In the spring. Twaa in tho fragrant summer, desr; The roeet everywhere Were blushing witli a proud delight TO And themselves so IWlr, When I your sweet red lips, my dear, No longer could resist, And yon confessed you loved me, dear, In summer when wo kissed. Twos in the lovely autumn, dear; The fit his were rich in grain, Bright berries gloamed on wayside vines, And glowed along tho lane, And all tho trees were gayly dressed In russet, gold and rod - In autumn, when the grapee were ripe. And we, my dear, were wed. Then blessed be spring, for it first showed Your sunny face to me; Anil bloMed be summer, for it hesrd Yon vow my love to be; And doubly bleeaed be autumn for The crowning of my life; It saw that happy day, my dear, When yon l>ecame my wife. —-Jfarjrtn I E'jtingr, in Harper'* Wt'tkly. THE RING AND THE ROLL * Of all people that make trouble for themselves the jealous can take the palm ; and of all the jealous, Mr. Don ald McDonald was able to get the most torture from the least material. When Lucia fell in love with him, ahe did not dream of this affliction, for he seemed abont as indifferently cool and hanghty a man as one could picture. Perhaps she flirted a little recklessly with one and another lest he should divine her secret; perhaps on that ac count he thought the only way to get her was to take her by storm. She did not flatter herself that he remembered her when out of his sight, till one day on the piazza a party of them having been talking gayly of their possible futures, and all having left but herself, he came back, and leaning against a pil lar, and pulling down the rose-vine, "What is that you are doing, Lucia?" he said. " Does it require all your attention ? Look at me, Luciaand ■he thoughtlessly obeyed. " When wo were all speaking of our paths in the future, was there any seriousness in what you said ? Did you suppose I would ever listen to any plan of a future for you in which I was not a part ?" " You!" looking up at him where he towered above her dark and superb as Lucifer. "I. And I tell you now, Lucia, you •re going to marry me or nobody. You ! are to be my wife, or no man's wife." And many of Lucia's distresses came from that acquiescence in which her glad heart stood still a moment before it beat upon her lover's, in which her hand lay trembling in his, while be •lipped upon its finger a curious gem mel-ring of rubies and brilliants. If ahe had rebelled, if she had coquetted or dallied, she might not have remained in the half-hnmble light which made her more like a slave than a wife; if ahe had obliged him to sue instead of allowing him to claim, he might hardly have ventured on such a lordly and dic tatorial demeanor. Ho hurried the wedding so that she had no time to per ceive anything but his passidn for her self. And now that regret was too late, all there was for her was as straight a path, looking neither to the right nor the left, as a wealthy woman in society eould walk. But to a friendly beauti ful creature like Lucia, who liked every body, and whom everybody liked, this was no easy matter. Nor especially was it easy when some of her former lovers came along, to whom ahe felt it right to be particularly gentle in view of their regret and her felicity. For Lucia was really happy. Kfae desired no indiscriminate admiration ; her husband's waa enough for her. She had bis adoration, and she knew it, and he was her all in all; nothing more grand and noble and beautiful than he waa possible to her conception of a human being. She loved him so that if he bad trampled her heart out of her body, she would have thought it but a fit service she rendered him in suffering it. And it cost her nothing to relin quish all companionship but his, for ahe wanted no other. The one hinderance to her happiness waa that her husband failed to recog nise ail this, and seemed to have a con stant fear of loss of her affection if she became aware of the existence of any body else, hbe knew that bis bursts of anger through suspicion did not moan that he loved her any the less, but they frightened her and they caused her un wisely to conoeal any attention, flattery, or kindness that she received. She tried to frost her manner, bat it only acquired an icy sweetness that made her all the more attractive, and her bouse was thronged, and her Invitations Were a multitude. f Nevertheless, Lucia almost forgot herself one day when the servant an nounced Mr. Dunstable. - Tom Dun stable I" she exclaimed before she thought. "I am delighted." And she held out both hands to this old school - mate and sort of oonsin, and was eager, her face aglow, to hear what account he had to give of himself, asking if he remembered this, and replying as to whether she remembered that, laughing over circumstances occurring before her husband's reign, and all at once stnrting and looking about for her htis band, t>eckoning him, and when he would not stir, taking Mr. Dnnstablo over herself, and introducing him, with another grand mistake, as a dear old friend who was one of the family, but not a scrap o( relation. A dear old friend, one of the family, and not a scrap of relation I Nothing more was needed to kindle Mr. McDon ald's altar fires, lie was flint and steel already. " Wasting her sweetness on a curmudgeon," said Mr. Dunstable to himself. And if for a minute he had a mind to give Mr. McDonald something to fret about, in another minute he thought ho would cut off his hand before making Lucia any trouble. "80," he said to her, when Mr. McDonald had walked off and loft them as a great dog leavos a couple of children that have disturbed him, " you have a jailer—" " I have the best of husbands !" she exclaimed. "And I adore him. Be sides—" "Besidei, I mustn't talk to you in that way. Well, I won't. 1 shouldn't like him to Rpeak so to my bonny Kate. I am going to be married to Kato I)ea rn rd—the sweetest girl I I must come and tell yon about her to-morrow, Lu cia. What hour shall yon be alone V To-morrow? Lucia had begun to recollect herself sufficiently to know that her husband's wrath would be a bright and shining light to-morrow if such an interview took place. "To morrow?" she said. " But I have an en gagement. Bow long are you to be in town f Only two days? Let mo see—l shall l>o at Aunt Marbury's to-morrow at three." Ah, Lucia, Lucia McDonald, her inner consciousness cried, a clandestine meet ing at another person's house I No wonder if her husband were angry! And yet it seemed hard if she might not hear about the marriage of ono for whom she had such an innocent attach ment. And sho hated equally that any one she honored should think her heart lees or see her husband's one weakness The fact that she felt a little gnilty made her humility and sweetness in car - nate in her mannor toward her husband; and the fact that she was so sweet and submissive made him a trifle lordlier than before. She knew the drift of his tlionglita too well, and he need not havo taken the tronbl* to formnlato a pro nnciamento, as he did at dinner. " A married flirt," said Mr. McDon ald, apropos of little or nothing, "ranks with the monstrous. Once convinced of snch a deformity in a woman's char acter, I wonhl not live with her an hour." "By the way," raid Lucia, tho least bit tremulously, "Tom Dunstable is going to be married." " You are very familiar, Lneia. But why 'by the wav'? Is Mr. Dunstable a flirt r " He? Ob, no; bnt Kate Dcapard is, and he is going to marry ber " "He ia to be pitied then," aaid Mr. McDonald, with aaperity. " Yea; Tom ia the moat faithful fel low in eziatenoe. no will never forget the time I save! him from Master Hrownlow'a rage by taking the fornling myaelf." " Yon, Lucia ? And the honnd let yon ! Well, I wonld thank him to for get. I want no man with reminiacencee of my wife." Lncia did not remind him that it wonld be diflicnlt to blot ont her paat existence. She only langhad, and aaid: " Ob, it makea no odds, for it ia not the aame person. I am a totally different being from that one. It hardly aeema aa though I had been alive before I married yon, Don." And anybody not luxuriating in jealousy would have melted at the amile aho gave him. But the next day ahe waa at her Annt Marbnry'a to find Tom there before her, and to liatcn to hia enamored account of Kate Deapard, hia marriage, hia hojiea, hia plana. "I gave Kato a plain ring to wear aa a wodding ring by-and byo," aaid Tom. 'I want an engagement ring for her that haa never been on any* body's finger, and made like one yon wore jnat before yon married— the quaintest,thing I Yon have it on now, Lncia, perhaps?" "Yea, indeed. Don gave it to me. It waa my engagement ring, Tom." " Then yon wonld not eare to lend it for the goldsmith to see T aaked Tom. Lncia hesitated. She did not want the ring ber betrothed gave desecrated by passing from band to hand. To tell the truth, she had a little rather neither Kate Despard nor another had a ring just like it. And then Don wonld be certain to misconstrue. Bnt Don need not know. She bated to disoblige Tom. It wonld be away only a night. She slipped off her glove and gave it, "Kate will thank 70a so much," said Tom. Ho took her hand a moment. "It ia a kind little hand," he said. "It will always wear the pearl of great price. Once," he added, half laughing, " before my darling Kate'a waa promiaed mo, I had hoped to oall thia band my own." And they looked np, to aoo Mr. Donald McDonald towering like an avenging deity in the doorway. He hail heard only the laat phrase. "Do not let mo interrupt yon," he aaid, in hia loftiest accent of withering acorn. But Lucia was too quick for him. "Good-bye, Tom,"she cried, rcgard loss of appearances. " Good-bye. I suppose wo meet at Mrs. Maynard's dinner to-night I" But she was at the carriage, beside her husband, before the words had passed Tom's lips. " Aren't you going to help mo in, Don 7" she asked. "Do you wish to enter 7' asked the Grand Llama. Why, certainly I do. I told John to drive ronnd, and wondered he was so slow." "Slow! Too quick, I should say," he answered, while John shook his white reins to the prancing beasts. " Oh, now, Don," she exclaimed, "you are angry at poor Tom's pa laver." " I don't know any right your poor Tom has to be talking palaver to my wife." "Ho ws'. telling of hia happiness with Kate Despard." •' 1 don't know any right my wifo hss to receivo confidences from another man." " Don, aren't yon ashamed 7' cried Lucia, desperately. "An old friend, all bnt brongbt np in the house with me—" "Is that any reason bo shonid be saying to you that once he expected to call your hand hi own ? You, a married woman, listening to him ! And for all I know he Las kissed your hand. It is shameful! it is monstrous 1 it is abom inable 1" " He never kissed my hand," " Why is your glove off?" "Oh, Don, my darling, how ridiculous yon make yourself!" " Answer my question. Have yon been exchanging rings with that rascal?" he cried, his eyes blazing in bis white face. "By the Lord, if that is so, I will have his life? Where are your rings, Lucia T' " Gracious, Don, what a flame yon can blow up from a spark I Do you ex pect me to wear my rings about like so many fetters ? Itings hurt one's hands under gloves, and I don't always wosr them." " Y'ou will let me see"—his eyes growing blacker and blacker, as if his wrath condensed its darkness through them—"every ring I have given you, the moment we enter the house, whether you find them fetters or not!" And the brilliant and raby gemmel in Tom Dnustable's pocket I What on earth was she to do ? Why had she not told him the whole story at first ? Now, under threats, it was too late. lie would not believe her. He would be only the more infuriated. "Do you mean to say, Donald," she exclaimed, turning on him her beautiful eyoa, " that yon are accusing me, your faithful wife, of anything your words imply?" Then tho worm turned. " How long do you think yon can keep my af fections—" " I don't imagine I can keep them. I don't imagine I have kept them—" And when, as just at that instant they reached their own door, a band of music set the horses to dancing, the carriago wheels ran up tho stepping-stone, and a crash ensued, out of which she was lifted in a dead faint, Lucia"counted it one of the good fortunes of her life. Of oourae, with the servants running this way and that, and with confusion and cries in the house, rings and re proaches were forgotten, and Mr. Donald McDonald, calling himself a brute, hung over his wifo in despair, and Lnoia had a delightful hour of recoTery and devotion; and then, against her hus- Itand's remonstrances, proceeded to dress for Mrs. Maynard's dinner. " Ab, what a hypocrite and actress I am becoming 1" she sighed to herself. " And what a coward I And all because I love him so." Bat nobody wonld have thonght the lovely creature sweeping into Mrs. Maynard's drawing-room, in her white gold-embroidered satin, was any of ths horrid things she called herself. They wero the lat arrivals, and when Locia went oat on Mr. Maynard's arm, she found herself, in a little spasm of fright, with Tom Dnnstable at ths other hand, and her husband nearly -opposite. It was a moment of absolute terror to Lucia. She knew that the eight of Tom Dunstable wonld bring back all her husband's mood. She saw the blaok cloud shut down over his faoe in stantly, and aha fait that her least mo tion would be watched with lynx-like narrowness. But she must get that ring, and be'ore she pat on her gloves again. " Tom," she whispered, not looking at him, scarcely moving bar lips, and km 1 face placid aa annahine, " give me that ring at once, aa you value my life." "Great heavens!" murmured Tom; "it ia at the goldsmith's." The consternation and pleading in her eyes would have ruined her had not her husband trodden on Miss Ormond's train in the general seating, and )>een a moificnt preoccupied. In that mo ment Tom, nodding excuse to hia neigh bor and to Mr. Maynard, slipped into the hall, and was back again before the rustic had quite subsided. It seemed to Lucia as if every oyster wore a turtle; sipping her soup was like the effort of the old woman to sweep the sea from her door. Through roast, entree, course by course, what interminable torture was this she endured 1 Bhc would liavo declared they had been at the table half the night. All the time she fell her husband's glance pursuing her, while she manipulated her hand to evade it; and all the time she had to talk with Mr. Maynard, and give her repartees on this side and the other, as if the gayest of the gay, with no more idea of what she was saying than if in a trance. Wliat an eternity it was l>e coming! what a reckoning was to follow! Hhc was receiving the pnnishment of her deceit a thousand times. Dazed and dizzy, a scarlet spot on either cheek, she felt hardly able to keep her chair. Bho wanted to scream oat to her bus - band the whole story; Bho was afraid she should. The prairie chicken was being served, when she saw, as if in a dream, a waiter, who had just come in, stoop ing to pick up Tom's napkin, and a side long glance showed her Tom fumbling with a tiny parcel. In another breath it was all right. The color left her cheek ; she understood what was said aronnd her; the prairie-chicken had some flavor. Hlie stretched her hand for a bit of bread. " I beg your par don," said Tom, "thia is your roll, 1 think." And she crumbled the roll be tween them, and the ring touched the tip of her finger, and with the help of the crust and the table-cloth she wor ried it into its usual place while answer ing Mr. Maynard'a question as to her preferences regarding game. And as she raised her hand to brush back a love-lock falling too low over her beau tiful eyes, Mr. Donald MeDonald saw the blood-red flash of thereby gemmel ring. But it was not till a year and a day that be heard the story from his wife's lips, and forgiving her for her part, promised better fashions for bis own.— IfarjH rr's Jlnt-ir. "Hit 1JWB, Robert." Elder Treverse, who lately died in Bufl'slo, old and bent and full of years, wa* once tho moat noted man in Ext ern New York as a camp-meeting leader. He had a powerful voice and was a fluent •poakcr, and in the prime of life could get awaj with an y man who ever nought to get awav with hi* meeting. The elder wa* once holding a cam p mecting at Yonkera, and word reeohed him that a notorious rough, known as "Chicago Boh," intended to be on luuid Bandar for a row. He mado no reply and took no precautions, but when Bob appeared on the gronnds with a cigar in his month and a slnng-shot in his sleeve, the elder didn't grow pale worth a cent Bob had come oat there to run things, and be took a forward seat. When the crowd l>egan to sing he began crowing, and thns created confusion. " Robert, yon had better sit down," observed the elder, as he came forward. "Chicago Bob sits down for co man," was the reply. " Bit down, Robert," continued tho elder, as he put his hand on the loafer's arm. " Here goes to clean out the crowd I" crowed Bob, as he pulled off* his coat. Next instant the elder hit him under the ear, and as he fell over a bench he waa followed up and bit again and again, and while in a semi-unconscions state he was carried off by his friends. Next day ho was first to come for srard for prayers. The elder put his hand on his head and aaid: " Robert, are you in earnest 7' " I am." " Are yon really seeking for faith T' "You bet I am I If faith helps a man to get in his work as qnick as yon did yesterday, I am bound to have it, if I have to sell my hat I" He didn't get it very strong, but he did no more crowing while the meeting lasted. ___________ A Butter Test. This test of batter will be read with surprise by some. It is from the Paris Joint'if rfe rharmacU: Itnb some of the suspected butter on a piece of broad cloth. If tho batter disappears without leaving a stain it was pure, however poor. Bat if it leaves a " grease spot," it had been more or lew mixed with fate. Perhepe readers will now recall to mind how singularly free from spots of any kind the clothing of dealer* in butter usually is, although three men in sampling their goods not unfrequent ly find that acme baiter bad been dropped on their draw. The fact hi that butter instead of toiling broadcloth is netful for eleaasieg ft. -'•'.■vr- ■'i 3 '•# "ti -- SCIENTIFIC NCKAFN. Gutting inkstands out of coal is a new industry. Oil of turpentine is recommended to keep harness free from mold. M. Gsatier states that the tannin of Chinese galls is chemically distinct from that found in Aleppo galls. Arteriography is the name Dr. Comto. a French army surgeon, has given the process of tattooing to save life. Two ice machines in France are opera ted with sulphurous acid, one of them producing 2.125 pounds of ice an hour. There are in Russia phosphate depos its of sufficient magnitude to supply the wants of Europe for an indefinite period. Wo cat much more albuminoid food than we require, portly because it pro duces an agreeable physical and mental condition. In any steam engine the heat which leaves the cylinder is cooler than that which enters, by exactly the amount of work done. Hnails and chamelons have l>ecn known to exist years on air. Mr. Bates kept a beetle shnt up for three years without food. Granite begins to yield st s tempers tnre between 700 and 800, sandstones show greater power of endurance, mas sive limestones still greater and marble the greatest. Conglomerates are among the weakest stones. Edison Las among bis exhibits at the electric show at Paris a one-horse power engine operating nine improved lamps, each of which is to burn nine months. Edison also proposes to show his auto graphic system of telegraphy, by which he prodnces by telegraph fac similes of handwriting. The suggestion of Dr. Eby that comets are lenses, and that the tails are merely the effects of the sun's rays shining through them, has been met be fore. The contention is upset by the fact that with some comets the tails are turned toward the sun, and with others are set on at every conceivable angle with our central luminarv. Knrojwan Barbers. What European barber*, are W. A. CrofTut descrilnw in a letter from Naples: I have now l*ecn shaved in seven kingdoms and in aix languages. Ther all perform the ceremony differently. But ther all, from Scotland to Naples, insist on sitting yon in a plain, straight chair, and bending your bead over back until your spiao howls in agony. And they all agree in another custom—ther never wash off the soap they have put on. Bnt they bring you a bowl of wntcr, hold it under your chin as you are leaning luck and insist on you washing your own face then and there. If you object to the attitude, they shrug all the upper part of themselves and sling a disdainful smile a' you; if yon comply, little rivulets run ploaeanty dowr. inside your shirt, and some of the soap they have generously swoggled into your ears gets into your stockings. I have seen no barber wash his victim's face since I landed in Glasgow. Prices vary. In London tbey charge a shilling {twenty-five cents) for a share; in Naples, tbey will, for fifty oentimes (ten cents) shave you, cut your hair, wash your face and hands, curl your eye brows and wax Ton mustache till yon look like Victor Emanuel and can pane for a prince on any of the side streets. Yesterday I was shared for ten centimes —atont two American cents—but I took the balance out in garlic, of which I had a generous bath in the form of respire tion. In Verona, the city of the loved and loving Juliet, the barber asked me if I would have my feet washed and my toe-nails cut! That, certainly, is going to extremes. A Walt* In Ills Head. Strauss end his wife were enjoying s qaiel walk in the park at Bchonan the other day, when snddenly the composer exclaimed. "My dear! I have a waltz in my head ; qnick, give me the ioside of a latter or an envelope to write it down before I forget it." Alas! after ranch rummaging of pockets it was dis covered that neither of them had a letter abont them—not even a tradesman's ac count. Johann Htrans*' music is con sidered light, but it weighs heavy m lead on his brain till be can transfer it to paper. His despair was heartrending. At last a happy thongbt struck Fran Stransa. She held ont a snowy linen enff and Johann smiled. In two min utes it was MS. Then its mate shared the samo fate, then Fran Strauss' collar, then not anothersorap of starched linen on which to oonclude the composition. His old linen was limp-colored oalico— no hope there. J onann became frantic. He was much the worse for having been allowed to write three-quarters of the waits. He ww just on the point of dashing off home like a man man, when another happy thought struck Fran Stransa. She plunged her hand into a capacious pocket, fished ont a puree, opened it, and displayed to bis de lighted gaw a brand-new hundred gulden note. Hurrah! The entire finale wee written on the bank note, and then Johann Strauss relapsed into bis usual placidity.™ hmdm Cow* Circmktr THE FAMILY DOCTOB. If bitten by a mail dog the wound should be cut ont as soon a* possible, thoroughly washed with aqua-ammonia, or for want of that in a solution of iot* ash or common salt. The bite of a rattlesnake and most common bites and stings may be cured in this way. The following it a French remedy for neuralgia and rheumatism : Take ten grains of salicylic acid three times a day for three days, and if very severe take the same amount four or five times a day ; take in a little cold water. Ido hope all who are aillicted with neuralgia and rheumatism will give this recipe a trial. I know it will help you. The salicylic acid can be obtained at any drug store. ETHEL MAV. If any person w threatened or taken with lockjaw from injuries of the arm, hands, legs or feet, do not wait for a doctor, but put the part injured in the following preparation : I'ut hot wood ashes into water as warm as can be borne; if the injured part cannot be put into water, then wet thick folded cloths in the water and apply them to the part as soon as possible, and at the same | time bathe the backbone from the neck j down with some laxative stimulant— | say cayenne pepper and water, or mus | tard and water (good vinegar is better ' than water); it should be as hot as the patient can boar it. Don't hesitate ; go at work and do it, aud don't stop until 1 the jaws will come open. No person need die of lockjaw if these directions ; are followed. Si-EEi'LEHKxnsK.—The Me Heat Prttt and Cirt ular contains some good sug gestions about the hygienic treatment of sleeplessness, which are summarized as follows : Wet hall a towel, apply it to the back of the neck, pressing it up ward toward the bane of the brain, and fasten the dry half of the towel over so as to prevent the too rapid exhalation. The effect ia prompt and charming, cooling the brain and inducing calmer, sweeter sleep than any narcotic. Warm water may be usel, though most per sons prefer cold. To tborc who suffer from over-excitement of the brain, whether the remit of brain work or pressing anxiety, this simple remedy has proved an esjiecial boon. H'JML VKBY OLD PEOPLE. John J. Wilder, of Mansfield, Ohio, was 101 yean of age. Mrs. Susannah Nehafer, of Oartha. gen a, Ohio, is 102 years old. When John Unbbsrd died in Worth inglon, Ohio, recently he was round'ng the century. Betty Miller, colored, is s resident of Itoe county of Pittsylvania, near Chalk Ijovcl. She is 113 years did. Polly Black, once the slave of Gen eral Cleaver, died recently in Frank ford, Pike county, Mo., aged 102 yean. Hannah Faust, of Columbia, S. C., was said to be 111 years of age when the died, and left surviving her a daughter aged nicety years. Frank 11. Hinnell, of Kilos, Michigan, was ninety-six yean old when be died and Mrs. Kaglehart Wagner, of Btark ville, K. Y., was 100 yean old. John Hon-ton, the brother of General Ham Houston, living in Chicago, is fast verging on his 100 th year. His limbs are palsies), and he is probably on his death-bed. A man turned up in Troy who claims to be the father of forty-four children, and to have had eight wives. His name is John Pasco, and be STen that he is ninety-nine yean of age. Mn. Cox, of Holdcrness, K. H., was said to be 105 years of age when she died recently. On lbs centennial anni versary of her birth she sat for her plio togrsph, and was in poiaessioa of all her faculties. It is said to be a fact that Nero Oris woll, of McMinnville, Tenu, beat the drum for Washington's srrny during the Revolution, and knew Washington well. He is the oldest man in Teunesaee, and {s said to be 190 years of age. Many of York's (Pa) best t-itixea* and several hundred people followed tho remains of Cbarlee Granger {colored ' to the grave, although he had been an in mate of the county house many years. He was formerly a slave, and waa 108 years of age. Mrs. Maxoy, of Psoe Bond, Texas, ia 111 years of age, has been married four times, had fourteen children, and sur vived all of them but two. She can sec 1 wtter than she could twenty years ago. She waits upon herself, and is still ia j health. Oliver Rragdon, of Franklin, lie., who ia. bora ninety years of age, was taken prisoner daring the war of 1812 and carried to Halifax, where he waa kept till the close of the war. Ha ia still in excellent health, retains all his faculties, and Is able to perform daily labor. Elected to Congress in 1819, argued* case before the Alabama supreme court in 1879, when be wae 92 years of age, and a soldier In the war of 1812 saeb Is the record of John A. Cuthburt, of Mobile, Ala., who claims to be Um old est ax-Congressman and the oldest practicing jpmtr in the country.