tot** gttßo)trai DELLEFONTE, PA. Th Largeit,Cheapest and B*t Paper PUBLISHED IN CKNTKK COUNTY. VOCAL CULTURE. The Opinions of Miiic. Marie Uosse. I'RACTICAL SUGGESTIONS, BASED UPON EX PERIENCE—HER INDEBTEDNESS TO AC HER —SOME ADVICE TO YOUNU HE DINNERS—THE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS OF" SINOING — ITALY NOT THE ONLY PLACE. From thi' Ronton Ui-raM. "I know how hard it is," said Mine. Roze in opening the conversation, "for beginners to set about the hard task they have undertaken in the right way ; and I must first acknowledge iuy indebtedness to the great Auber, who was my first master, and to whose j genius I owe everything, for it was through his influence that I was ad mitted to the Grand Conservatoire in Paris, and after many years of hard, patient and unremitting study I was rewarded by obtaining the first prize diploma and gold medal of the Con servatoire, the highest honors to be obtained. There is no subject on which opinions are so divided and prejudices so strong as the proper study to be pursued tor the development and train ing of the voice. I do not suppose anything I may say will elucidate the mystery of the art of singing, for singing is unquestionably an art and one of the most difficult to conquer. Indeed, I doubt whether any one has thoroughly mastered it. For my part I find I have always something to learn and something to study and no prima donna has ever finished her studies while before the public. I'atti, Nilsson, Albani, and in fact all the great artistes are constantly restudy ing their roles, and scarcely a day passes that they do not rehearse for hours with some maestro of known abilitv. Young beginners should first of all bear in mind that the voice is the most delicate of all instruments, and consequently susceptible to all kinds of influences, and should there fore exercise the greatest care over themselves. "Nothing is so good for the voice as absolute repose. Besides, it strength ens their frame and enables them to bear the fatigues of study. They will have enough late hours when they be come professionals, and then they will value and understand the necessity of rejiose. The duration of the singing voice is comparatively short, and the prima donna of the present day has to combine the arts of the musician with the dramatic powers of the actress." "What, Mine. Roze, is your advice to beginners as regards teachers ?" "Teacher*, that is to say good ones are extremely rare and (the good ones) may be counted on your fingers. Be ginners should distrust at once any one who holds out an easy road to acquiring the art of singing, and the teacher who tells you he can instruct a pupil to do without trouble the art that costs great artistes the study of a life time proclaims himself a charla tan." "What is the best school of sing ing?" was the next query put. "There are three schools of singing. First, the Italian; second, the French ; third, the German, and in England they claim an English school,although I could never discover of what its method consisted; the English Han del traditions, of which they are so proud, being nothing more or less than the Italian school established by the first great oratorio singers in England, nearly all of whom were foreigners. For my part I consider there is but one school of singing in the world, and that, I need hardly say, is the Italian. Now, as regards teachers, let me at once correct a very prevalent error— that which induces people to suppose that great siugers must of a necessity be great teachers. Some singers of reputation, such as Viardot, in Paris ; Marchesi. in Vienna, nud Rudcrshorfr, have justly made their mark as teach ers, but they are the exceptions, not the rule." THE REST PLACE TO STUDY. "Where is the best place to study, madame ?" "The best place is where one can find the best masters. It is a great mistake to suppose a beginner can only succeed by going to Italy. Alas 1 hundreds of talented American girls have found out to their cost that Italy, once the centre of art and music, is now thoroughly demoralizer!. All their composers and teachers have died out, with the exception of Verdi, and even he, finding 110 longer inspiration from his native land, has become a convert to tho great school of Wagner, as shown in Verdi's recent compositions. Young girls going, for instance, to Milan are invariably imposed upon and swindled by a lot of charlatans, who mislead and misguide them, often to their ruin. Hucli as have rich friends appear in the small Italian theatres, but they have to pay for this privilege, and the claque and the press demand sums of money too. In this way the debutante is led to believe she has succeeded through talent, when it is only through money, and, when her funds are exhausted,' she realizes the sad fact that she has been cheated and deceived. My advice to Americans is, establish in America a national men like Theodore Thomas and Curl Zerrahu at tho head ot it. liCt them select the best teach ers Europe has, and import thena here, in precisely the same way that foreign operatic artistes are brought over. \oung girls could then study in America at a comparatively small cost, uuder tho care of their parents, fami lies or friends, instead of going to Italy to he dtduded. As a proof of the statement that Italy has of late years produced no great singers, I may state that Patti, Gerster, Albnni, Nils son, Lucca, Titiens, are not Italians, and have never studied in Italy, hut simply studied tho Italian school in the place where they were born. In deed, none of these artistes had the means of going to Italy, so that money or rich friends are not a 'sine qua non' to artistic success, hut often a positive detriment. It is really surprising the umouut of time and money there is wasted by beginners who want to sing, iu consequence of their not going to some competent person capable of ad vising them what to do. Because a teacher happens to he a musician, they suppose he must of a necessity know how to teach singing. There never was a greater mistake. Students of the voice should be as careful about their singing master as they ought to he about selecting a doctor for the voice, which, to a prima donna, is her life, which depends upon the wisdom of this choice." ADVICE TO BEGINNERS. "What can you tell me about the best methods as regards the practice in vocal culture?" "Well first of all, it is of the great est importance to bear in mind that no two voices are precisely the same. Some singers have quality, while oth ers possess quantity of voice, and for each a separate and distinct treatment is necessary. The proper training of large and small voices is equally diffi cult, as the possessor of the former is apt to think power is right, while the latter is likely to force the voice sim ply to make it appear large. "Hence the necessity of a competent teacher, who will, by judicious advice and training and carefully selected ex ercises for the pupil, remove the many obstacles in the beginner's way. Small voices may be trained to travel as well as large ones. Delicacy of expression and 'savolr faire' in singing will al ways win the approbation of an intel ligent audience. Let 111 c also add that the way to obtain quality of voice is to constantly practice 'mezzo voce' and ?is constantly think of what you are doing when you are practicing. Above all, the students should thoroughly study everything they propose to sing. I have heard young ladies say they knew twenty operas by heart, yet w hen I called upon them to sing an air from any one, 1 discovered they knew not one perfectly. For practicing the best book published is 'Vocalises l'au ofka,' published by Brandus A Co., of ; Paris, which can be obtained for £•">; | it is for soprano and mezzo-soprano or ■ contralto. The best means of ini ! proving and strengthening the voice j is by constantly practicing it —never, j however, for more than half an hour |at a time. The voice of the beginner ! is delicate and should not he submit ted to any harsh or fatiguing process. ! "Auber, my master, would only let me practice for fifteen minutes when I I first began to study, but then I was ; only fifteen years of age. While tak j ing my lessons he always made me j sing with a looking glass iu front of 1 my mouth, so that I might learn to I control the expression of mr face 1 while singing, for he said, "Marie il | faut etre jolie quand tu chantes" (it is 1 necessary to he pretty when thou sing est). The beginner lias a tendency to make grimaces, or look too severe or serious, and in some instances, as while singing love passages, their looks in dicate horror rather than tenderness. ; All practice should he done standing, J and young ladies should beware of 1 tight lacing, as by this habit they pre vent the free action of the lungs, and consequently retard the development of the voice. It is a good plan to hold a piece of music in your hands while singing. This position is calcu lated to give the hands and arms not only a graceful position, hut also free dom to the body, which is most essen tial. FIRST PRINCIPLES. "One of the first principles of sing ing is to have the throat open, the tongue down, with its root well de pressed, and w hen approaching a piano passage keep the throat as open as for forte passages, leaving the mouth and lips to modulate the tone. Beginners should guard against the awkward habit they invariably have of pushing out their chins, which gives a throaty tone to the voice. An excellent prac tice may be had by practicing all ex ercises in three graduations, which are the fundamental principles of the Italian school namely forte, mezza voce and piano. The next tiling to be studied is correct intonation and singing in tune, which is of vital im portance. In studying songs, always pay attention to light and shade and remember to take your breath at regu lar intervals and adhere to them. When you have mastered the song, in cluding not only the melody but the words, then add the meaning and shades of expression and sing the piece without the music before a looking glass, carefully observing the position of your body and the expression of your features meanwhile. A mistake made by many singers is in making their appearance in public be fore tney have sufficiently advanced in their studies to justify such an im portant step. This is an error which may prove fatal and ruin what might, with proper study, have been a bril liant career. Another error made nowadays is that young ludies want to make their first appearance on any stage in the principal role of opera without any previous experience. All the successful prima donnas of the day have, at the beginning of their career, been content to commence with minor roles and honestly earn their laurels. In singing, as in lighting, discretion is decidedly the better part of valor, and an appearance in public had far better be deferred for years than a future ruined by an immature debut. When a singer has once ap peared iu public she should make a point of watching her audience, so as to see what effect her singing is pro ducing. If the audience appears in different or restless, depend upon it something is wrong, in which case it will be advisable to make other selec tions in future or to change your man ner and sty veil your costume (I have known a bright green silk cos tume of homely make militate against a singer's success); in short, use every efibrt in your power to obtain the fa vor and good will of your audiences. I have frequently heard people declare that they were never nervous when appearing in public. Real artists are, however, I find, always more or less nervous when first singing on the stage —nervous from anxiety to please the public and a desire to deserve public estimation. By nervousness I do not wish to imply fear, but nervousness that means energy and courage, which will make you exert yourself to the ! utmost. "In conclusion, let mo warn young ladies again.-t naming their voices themselves or letting any incompetent person do it for them, as by so doing they may break and ruin it. Take for instance a young girl who has a high voice. She naturally calls her self a soprano, and imagines the whole range of opera is within her reach. As a result, she may practice falsely, and study and sing the wrong kind of music, and, as a consequence, she may irreparably ruin a promising voice. The character of a voice cannot be determined by its range, but by the quality and flexibility of its timbre. For instance, I beard two young ladies in I'aris recently who imagined they ; hud the same voices, ranging from A to A (two octaves); nevertheless, I j found one was a light soprano, while I the other, who imagined herself a .Jen j ny Lind, proved to be a contralto, j Therefore, let young aspirants remem ber that compass has nothing what ever to do with tlie description of the voice, which must be named and used I with reference to its quality, volume , and timbre, and not by the number of ! notes, as is erroneously and generally understood by beginners. Then, again ! voices must be classified according to ■ their power, as the Italian school does them, into two classes, a 'voce di I camera' and a 'voce di teatro.' " j At.NES HKHNAITIf. I lie I nliappy Victim nf a Moriranie Marriinre. Agnes Bernnuer's romantic union j and cruel death have embalmed her memory, and she still lives in song j and story. She was the beautiful and i amiable daughter of a poor citizen of | Augsburg, in the fifteenth century. I I fake Albrecht,sole son of the reigning i Duke Ernst, saw her at a tournament given in his honor by the nobles of Bavaria, and irrecoverably lost bis In-art to the (harming inaid. Al | brecht, young, handsome, brave and I very proud, made her acquaintance and wooed her passionately. She lov -1 ed him in return, though she was too j pure and prudent to listen to bis suit I until be bad promised to make Iter bis wife. He kept bis promise. They were secretly wedded, and went for their honeymoon to tho Castle of Vohs burg, inherited by the young Duke from his mother. His father, know ing nothing of the romantic alliance, proposed that his son should marry Anna, daughter of Erich, Duke of Brunswick, to which the young man, very naturally, under the circum stances, would not listen. His stiili liorn opposition opened the father's eyes to the misalliance, and he resolv ed to undo it. Ernst accordingly con trived that Albrecht should be ex cluded from a tournament he was very anxious to take part in at Regensburg, on account of his living, as was alleged, in concubinage, contrary to the rules of chivalry. Albrecht then swore that Agnes was bis lawful wife; but his oath was not accepted; he was still debarred from entering the lists. He gave his wife a sumptuous retinue; placed her in the Castle of Straubing, and caused her to be honored like a Princess. But she, with a sad fore boding, prepared an oratory and a tomb in a Carmelite convent of the town. During the life of Albrecht's uncle, Duke William Ernst made no further effort to interfere with the lovers, for he stood iu awe of his brother, who was deeply attached to his gallant nephew. But William having died, the anger of the father broke out afresh and in the absence of his son caused Agnes' arrest and trial for sorcery, and its exercises on her lord. The trial wna, of course, a farce. She was quickly condemned to be drowned in the Danube. She was thrown into the river in the presence of the populace, and floated by the current toward the shore. One of the executioners twined a long pole in her golden hair and held her under the water until she was dead. Maddened at the atrocity, Albrecht, combined with the enemies of bis father, made war upon him uitd laid waste the country. Ernst sued in vain for par don, but at last Emperor Higismund interfered and placated bis righteous wrath. The young Duke afterwards married Anna of Brunswick, but nev er ceased to worship the very name of the poor Agnes, lie raised a beauti ful monument, as bis father bad raised a chapel, to her memory, and often visited it to weep and pray. 1)0 WE EAT TOO MI C H .' A SUGGESTION THAT MOST I'EOI'I.E CONSUME MOKE KOOI) THAN TIIEV NEED. Frnm tho IAOIKIOII B|E< tutor. Nothing consumes the general wealth of the world like the feeding of its populations, and it is by no means yet completely settled that the majority of men, once above the imperative re strictions of poverty, do not eat a good deal too much. An idea has been very generally spread that it is healthy to eat often, till certaiu classes, more especially servants, eat five times a day ; and the end of the medical aphorism, that those who eat often should eat little, is very often forgot ten. The Lancet of September 4, in a curiously cautious article, hints that tho modern world cats too much iu positive bulk of food—a statement cer tainly true of great bread-eaters, a distinct and well-marked type —and thinks the modern regularity of meals lias induced us to regard appetite as the guide rather than hunger, which is the true one. Regularity of meals develo|ies appetite, not hunger. We rather question the previous proposi tion, us a very hungry man is apt to eat too much, but we believe that the extension of wealth and the extreme public ignorance ujwin the subject tend to foster a habit of taking too mauy meals. .Men and women cat three in ten hours and a-hulf-—brcakfu.-t at 1) A. M., lunch at 1 .■'!<) p. M. and dinner at 7.d0 f. M. —a division of the twenty four hours of tiie day which can hardly be healthy. It leaves thirteen hours and a-half without food, while in the remaining ten and a-half there are three meals. It would be better, we imagine, for sedentary men to re duce theirs to two, taken at considera ble intervals ; or if thut is too Worry ' ing, to confine the intercalary meal to the merest mouthful, taken with out sitting down and with no pro vision to tempt the appetite. Lunch for those who work with the brain is the destruction of laborious ness and for those who work with the hands is the least useful of the meals. It is verv doubtful whether the pow erfully iniilt races of I'pjx'r India, who eat only twice a day—at Ift A. M. and Ift r. M. —are not in the right, exactly equalizing, as thev do, the periods of abstinence, though is is dif ficult to decide from the example of hereditary teetotal vegetarians, the ; hulk ot whose food is out of all pro ; portion to its nourishment. The great I evil to lie removed is, however, not so j much the midday meal as the profound | ignorance, even of educated men, as to the quantity ot food indi|H>nsahle to health and the quantity most lieneli eial to it. <)n the first subject most men know nothing or at best only the amount of a convict's ration, which is fixed nt the standard found most con ducive to severe lalxir in confinement and is no rule for on I nary mankind. Cannot the doctors tell us some handy tule of thumb about this? They have told us that the Ixnicficial quantity of alcohol is the equivalent of a pint of ordinary claret a day, but what is the beneficial quantity of food? It must differ according to diet, physique and occupation, but still there must be some formula which will convey iu intelligible fashion the average maxi mum required by men of different weights. We believe most men would be surprised to find how very low it is and how very much they exceed it, especially in the consumption of meat. Vegetarianism, which some among us exalt ns a panacea, has boon tried for thousands of years, by millions of people, and has, on the whole, failed, the llcsh-eating peoples out-fighting, out-working and out-thinking the eat ers of vegetables only; but between vegetarianism and the flesh-eating habit* of well-to-do Englishmen, there is a wide distance. Mr. Banting, too, wrote wild exaggerations, but the way in which Englishmen of reasonable intellectual capacities will swallow crumbs of bread, ofter not half-baked, by the pound at a time, would account even for severer melancholy than that under which they labor. We want an intelligible rule, to bo obeyed or diso beyed, but to lie remembered. The Mind. There is no sculptor like the mind. There is nothing that so refines, polish es and ennobles the face and mien as the constant presence of great thoughts. The man who lives in the region of ideas, moonbeams though they be, be comes idealized. There are no arts, no gymnastics, no cosmetics which can contribute a tithe so much to the dig nity, the strength, the ennobling of a man's looks as a great purpose, a high determination, a noble principle and unquenchable enthusiasm. But more powerful still than any of these as a beautifier of the person is the over mastering purpose and pervading dis position of kindness in the heart. THE FIERY Al'I'LE JAI K. HOW THE HEVEKAGE lit MADE, AND WHAT IK DONE WITH IT. A letter to the New York Warhl from Middletown, New York, says : The distilling of upple whisky in u simple process. The apple* are ground by horse power. The mill and force being elevated above the vat*, the juice ruDH fiom the pumace through conduits iuto the vat*. There no jiuinpiiig is required. The cider is left in the vat* until it reucbes a cer tain stage of fermentation, which in called "getting ripe." It requires great skill in the distiller to know just when this critical moment arrives. Delay in removing the alcohol by dis tillation when the cider is rijie is" fatal to the yield of apple-jack, and the distiller has only a stock of vinegar ou hand as the result. The "still" is a large copper kettle, air-tight, sur mounted by a coil of pipe that pusses through a tank of cold water, Be neath the kettle a slow lire is kept going, so that an even temperature is maintained. From the vats the cider is let into the kettle, where the steady heat converts it into vapor. This passes through the cold coil of pipe above, which coudenses it and it is dis charged into receptacles, the pure apple-jack. It is ni'tch above proof, however, ami defies even the iron-clad stomach of the Orange county granger. From the cider which casts off this fiery compound still other yields are obtained, simply by increasing the lieut beneath the copper kettle. When apple-jack comes from the still it is white. It is reduced to the proper strength, and is unfit for use until it is a year old. Kveu then it biteth so like the serpent that only the toughest drinkers can tarry long with it. It improves with age, and after a few vears tukes on a pale yellow hue. There are tricks known to the distiller and dealer by which the apjiearance of old apple-jack is given to new, and the profit on its sale greatly increased. Dried peaches, burned to a crisp and added to the liquor, even though it be just from the stili, will give it this golden glow of years. Sugar skill fully burned will have the same effect. But there is nothing that will take the sting out of the beverage but genuine age. Apple whisky is worth $1.50 at the j still on an average. As the liquor in- I creases in age it shrinks largely ami | becomes more precious every year, j At its last the liquor brings from ?■! |to jM> a gallon, although there are , hundreds of gallons now stored iu farmers' cellars throughout Orange J couu.y that will readily fetch SI" a I gallon. Apple-jack is the favorite j tipple in Orange and Sussex counties ami the natives look with surprise at ; the stranger who savs he doc* not like the beverage. A peculiarity of the whisky is its facility of making its way at once to the bead of the novice . that tani|K?rs with it and the reluct , ance with which it takes its leave. \ A half-gill of apple-jack will climb to ! the head of a man thai isn't used to it iu less than ten seconds. His face gets red and feels as if it was sun burned. When he shuts bis eyes lie sees I'M) torchlight processions charg i ing at him ten abreast. He may sleep all night and all day, but when he wakes up he will tiud himself drunker than when he laid down. For three days his head will buzz as if a swarm of bees had been hived in it, and be will be ready to swear that no state but the one that produced a Kol>eson and n Kilpatrick could possi bly have beeu capable of discovering apple-jack. Act Orange county gets awny with a good many thousand gal lons of it every year ami nobody seems to be the worse for it. A Military Tribute to Hancock. From tli* Army ami Navy jourbal. We congratulate the army that the choice of one of its illustrious officers by a great ixditical party as standard bearer in the Presidential contest has sbeil increased lustre on the service. In a fierce, bitter and relentless strug gle—the air dark with the shafts of calumny—no poisoned arrow has trans fixed (ten. Hancock; none has even been aimed at his shiuing personal character. We believe the annals of National contests may be searched in vain for n more striking example of personal character, untouched by the venom of political opposition. (Jen. Hancock went into the canvass pan oplied with a record of personal recti tude that left not a joint open to jxnie tration. He has come out from it with the proud consciousness of integ rity tested under the severest scrutiny —weighed in the balance and not found wanting. An old California prospector, of this citv, is of the opinion that the North Pole is a solid mass of gold. He says it cannot be otherwise, for the reason that all gold bearing truefisure veins in all parts of the world run in the direction of the North pole, just like the parallel of longitude, and that like all these, all the gold veins must come together at the Pole and end in a great golden knob. — — - A MAN will wait to get shaved iu a barber shop an hour with perfect tranquility; but the same man will come homo to dinner, and if he finds the meal five or ten minutes late he will tear round like a Bashan bull. Time is money, and many people pay their debu wi£ The llullroml Company ami rii*icnccr. ►fin !Jr|* r' Mflftaitiriu. Into tlx: question HO abundantly >Ji • cussed of late in the public print* and periodicals), ami now even in political caucusc* and convention*, concerning the mutual right* and obligation* of the railroad companies) and the public, wc shall not enter. Vet it may eon tribute something to a hetu-r under standing, ami HO indirectly to a solution of the problem, to have a clear idea of what a railroad corporation i-, what arc the hazard*, what the toil-, what the duties, difficulties), and danger*, of thoM who are connected with, ami who have done ino*t to create, develop, ami carry on, these great highway* of the pre-ent century, the arterie* which supply the whole body politic with it* vital circu lation —trade ami commerce. The traveler going Went atep* to the ticket office of' the I'enu*ylvania, tin- Erie, or the New York (x-ntral Kail road. He purchase* hi* ticket for San Franci*co. He give* hi* trunk to a Imggage-niaster,get* for it a little piece of metal, ami we* and care* for it no more. A jmrter show* him hi* place in the Pullman ear. He take* hi* seat, pull* off hi* boot*, put* on his slipper*, ojien* hi* bag, take* out hi* book or magazine, and his traveling care* are at an end. For six day* ami night* he i* rolled swiftly across the continent. Engineers ami conductor* change. He i- passed ulong from one railroad corporation to another, At night his seat becomes a bed, and he sleep* a* quietly, or nearly so, as if in hi* own bed at home, lie traverses broad plains, passe* over immense viaduct*, whirl* swiftly over mountain torrent* on iron bridges, climbs or pierces mountains; hut he never leaves his parlor; if need be, hi* meal* are brought to him where he sit* ; and at length, after a week of luxurious though weary traveling, in which be has bc-n in the keeping of half a dozen differ ent companies, and has traversed over three thousand miles of country, part of it uninhabited and desolate, he i* ! set down in the station-room at San I- rancisco. He looks at the eloc-k in the station room, compare* it with the time-table in hi* hand, and find* that hi* journey ha* been accomplished with all the regularity ami punctuality of the sun. Hi* little piece of bras* is given to an e.;pre*s agent or a haek man, and when he reaches hi* hotel, ■ the trunk which lie surrendered in New York i- in the great hall await ; ing him. It seem* a very simple busi- I iio>* ; ami if perchance through all this journey he finds the dinner at one waiting place cold, or the conductor on otic part of hi* trip discourteous, or the train stopped at any point in the long ride beyond his expectations, or hi* arrival at hi* destination delayed beyond t' e appointed hour, lie is very apt to grumble, inwa-dly if uot vo cally. How much money ha* been put into this long line of rail ; how much ha* been sunk in unsuccessful experiment*; how many rich men have been ruined before the work was done; how many sleepless nights sur veyors and contractors have spent in providing this marvelous highway : how intricate and involves! is the svs teni of copartnership that is necessary to such a continuous transportation "without change of cars;" what a gi gantic undertaking it is to administer this system, with its thousands of em ployes ; how wide-awake the engineers have fieeti that the traveler may sleep ; what danger they have had to face that he may ride in safety—of all this he is unconscious, if not absolutely ignorant. The Erie Railway, one of the long est lines of railroad in the world, em ploys fifteen thousand jicrsous in vn rious occupations. It is estimated that there is scarcely an hour of the day or night when there are not one hundred trains in actual running along its line. The administration of such a force of men, the management of such a system of railroad trains, with out clashing or collision, requires ex ecutive ability of the highest order. If, sir. you think it easy, count up the difficulties you have with your own Irish gardener in the administration of your country place, with its horse ami cow ; then multiply those difficulties by fifteen thousand, and you have the problem of an American railroad president. IF thou art rich, then show the greatness of thy fortune, or, what is better the greatness of thy soul, in the meekness of thy conversation ; con descend to men of low estate, support the distressed, and patronise the neg lected. Be great. "CAN I give my son a college edu cation at home?" asks a fond parent. Certainly. All you want is a base hall guide, a raoiug shell and a pack age of cigarettes. Two Quaker girls were ironing on the same table. One asked the other which she would take—the right or left. She answered promptly: "It will be right for me to take the" lea, and then it will be left for tbee to take the right." \ou meet in this world with false nnrth as often as false gravity; the grinning hypocrite fa not a more un common character than the groaninir one. h MANY a young ladv marries a rich man but finds soon after that he is a very poor husband.