There is n Nat oral Body. Immortal is my triond, I know; Not summer's turt nor winter's snow Nor depth of earth could turn to naught So much ot lilu anil love and thought. And yet that form I did intrust To kindred earth, the dust to dust, And thither still my thoughts will tend, As it to find my vanished Irieml. Sac ml the robe, tho faded glove, Once worn by one we used to love; Dead warriors in their armor live. And in their relics aaints survive; And there I tenderly laid down The bands that fondly clasped my own— Tho eyes that knew and answered mine With many a meaning, loving Bign— The lips familiar with tny name, That ireely called mo and I came— The boast that harbored nil good-will, The loviog heart now cold and still. Oh, sheltering earth, hencclorth defend All thou hast garnered ot my friend Against the wintry tempest's beut, Against tho summer's scorching heat. With.n thine all-embracing breast Is hid one more torsaken nest, While in the sky, with folded wings, The bird that lett it sits and sings. —Scribner's Magaxxnt. Their Two Summerings. Rose Ellis, with eyes as blue ah the June sky that was smiling down on the fair earth that lovely morning, and hair as palely go'd as the first rays of early sunshine, and a face as pink and fair as ever maiden's face was. And Vera, her elder sister, tall, with beautiful, serious, gray eyes under jetty brows, with lus trous jet-black hair, all waves and rip ples from her broad, low forehead to the Grecian coil low at the back of her classic head—the two of them, sisters, standing under the big chestnut tree at the lane gate, reading a letter, that one of the farm hands had just brought from the village postcflicc, along with a bundle of weekly papers— a letter whose envelope was heavily monogramed and crested, that was written on faintly-per fumed, cream-white paper, in a square, beautiful hand, and signed Cornelia Caryl, and dated Newport, a day before. Rose's blue eyes danced as she read it, and she clasped be? hands in a little ecstatic way she was in the habit of doing when she was pleased. " Vera, it is just too splendid for any thing! Annt Cornelia is just too good isn't she? Of course it will be you— it should be you! When shall you go? Only think—a month at Newport?" Vera folded the letter slowly up again, a smile coming to her royally beautiful mouth. "I am not su-o it is I who will ac cept auntie's kind invitation You haven't been away from the farm for three years. Rose—not since we all spent the delicious week in theCatskills. I am very sure it is you who wiil goto auntie's cottage at Newport, deal. I hope so." Rose laughed gaily. "What an idea, Vera! Indeed, I shall not even think of such nonsense. You're the beauty of the family; you will go and create as nsation, and come home with a photograph of my future brother-in-law in your pocket—hand some, wealthy, elegant and—a German count, or a French duke, or an English lord, just as like as not. Maybe a Rus sian prince! Of course you'll go, my Princess Vera!" Vera laughed—soe could not help it— at the comical little way in which Rose salaamed to her —veritably a princess by royal right of loveliness, and grace, and womanliness. " Honor bright, Rose, wouldn't you like to go?" The serious gray eyes looked in the •unny blue eyes, and then a tiny flush began to warm to a deeper iusciousncss on the wild-rose cheeks. "That's not fair, Vera. Thai's what I should emphaticady call a leading question. Do you want to go, too?" "And under what head do you place your inquiry, I should like to know?" Rose tossed her pretty head imperi ously, with a light laugli. " I won't be catecb:sed, but Aunt Cor nelia's letter must be answered, all the same, by return mail, according to re quest. We will decide whether you are to go or not—this way." She stooped and picked up a shining little pebble frcm the edge of the flower bed, and went through some mysterious motions with her hands behind her, then held out two tightiy-closed, dim pled fists. "Take your choice. Vera. If you get the stone, you go. Vice versa. That's fair enough, isn't it?" Vera reached out her finger daintily, and—touched the fortunate hand, while Rose gave a little sbrii k of delight. " Now—now! Of course you'll be In troduced to my brother-in-law—the count, or the duke, or the lord I Let's go right back, and while I rip up the Swiss suit to make it over, with pink and blue Silenin, for one of your toilets, you can answer the ntier. To morrow, we'll go to the city and spend the forty dollars, butter-a-id-egg tn<>ney, we've saved, and on Tiuisday, the seventh, you will start on jour lour of con quest. but—somehow there w< re tears, in s ead of smiles, in Princess Vera's gray eyes. " Was there over another such an un selfish, darling little sister as you? Hose! Hose! I hope for your sake there will he tho fabulously rich, elegant brother-in-law, that he may repny you by taking you wherever you may wish to go!" And saucy little Hose opened her blue eyes in well-simulated indignation, "The idea! As if I don't intend pos sessing my own b v other-in-law —of— yours, to take mo whence 1 please! Thank you, Miss Ellis! and don't be patronizing because you happen— merely happen—to be going to New port." A week later. Vera Ellis was en route for Mrs. Caryl's villa, with a trunk full of lovely dresses, that had not cost so much in money as in art, and taste, and ingenuity; and Rose, quite lonesome and forlorn, stood leaning over the lane gate, under the shade of the big horse chestnut —just as an elegant little phmton and coal-black pony went by, with the very handsomest gentleman in it that Rose's blue eyes had ever seen; eyes that opened a little wider than ever as the pony condescended to be reined in beside the gate, and the gentleman touched his hat courteously. " I beg your pardon, but is this Squire Ellis' place P" "Yes, sir," she said, with an aggra vating little flush on her face. " And is this Miss EllisP" "I am Miss Rose. My sister has just gone away to Newport," she could not help adding, with a certain little pride she realized, the moment she said it, was egregiously silly. Evidently the handsome stranger thought it amusing, for he smiled faintly with his mouth, while his eyes were overflowing with merriment. "So I am just too late, then. lam Victor Lennox— a friend of your aunt — Mrs. Caryl—and she delegated to me the pleaant privilege of escorting Miss Ellis to Newport." Hose laughed—her own especial, be wildering, sweet little laugh. " You'v-i missed your privilege by just eight hours, Mr. Lennox. If you will drive up to the house, I am very sure pnpa and mamma will thank you for your good intentions." A horse's head was never turned quicker than Victor Lennox's black pony's. " I certainly wish no thanks, Miss Rose, but I think an apology isdue Miss Ellis' parents for my stupid awkward ness in misunderstanding my orders." Rose wakled demurely beside the car riage, so lithe, girlish, graceful, so saucy-sweet, that it was little woncer Mr. liennox felt resigned to his fate. "Vera would have been delighted, I daresay," she sail, politely. "She went entirely alone, but I daresay auntie will have some ne meet her at Fall River, as we telegraphed she was unaccompanied. I suppose she will have a splendid time." And almost unconsciously a little sigh followed her words. " Yes; well I don't know. Newport's all very well, if one likes a continual round of excitement and gaiety. For myself, I prefer the country—such a quiet, romantic place as Miss Ellis has left, for instance." Rose gave him an incredulous look. " I mean it. lam looking now for a place to spend the summer. After I had taken Miss Ellis to her aunt, I shouid have said au rcvoir, and rushed off to the most rural place I could find. Do you know this just suits me?" And jut then they reached the big, cool, shady piazza. There motherly Mrs. Ellis sat knitting, and the farmer lay stretched comfortably on the grass in front of the door, taking his afternoon siesta. And while, after the introduc tion, Victor Lennox asked many and interested questions about the accom modations of the neighborhood for sum mer boarders, little fair-haired Rose was wondering wbat it was that made her feel as she had never before felt in her life. And the upshot of was that Mr. Victor Lennox took up his abode in the Ellis farmhouse, ana Rose began to know that for her life had just begun. The delicious di.ys went by, and, with every succeeding one, they both knew they loved each other, and before Vtra's sevtntli semi-weekly letter had come, containing the shyly-told news that sue was engaged—not to a count, or a duke, or a lord, but to St John Rossitnr, the dearest, best, handsomest fellow in all the world, a great friend and lifelong acquaintance of Aunt Cornelia—little June-sky-eyed Rose had her own sweet secret to tell, too. " But Iflmn't say a word by mail. He will be here when you come home, and then I'll show you whether or not my brother-In law elect is as good, and dear, and handsome as your brother-in iaw of the future." • •■*••• The very earliest suggestion of the coming autumn WHS in the evening air— the pe>feet evening when Vera came home, Mr. Rossitur with her, proud, happy, certainly handsome, and—sur prised. as Hose's lover stepped forward to he Introduced, a quiet, merry smile in his ryes as he extended his hand. "How are yju. old fellow? Glad indeed, to see >uu!" And Rossitur'sreply: " Lennox, is It possible? Why—well, this Is a surprise, and a most delightful one. We thought you had gone home, disgusted with America and all it con tained. And Rose looked at Vera, and Vera at her—a little hushed, almost terrified, look into Rose's eyes. Then Vera stroked and kiswd her. "You have won a nobleman, my dar ling, herein your quiet hum ■; and you were so determined it should be i. But I am satisfied." "And BO am I; but it is all your fault. Only suppose you had been here when Victor came!" Vera stroked the lovely fair hair. " I think it would have been just the same, my lady!" And that was what became of their Bummcrings. Points in Physiognomy. Dirge eyes tell of ardor and activity; small ones of sluggishness, calculation and perhaps cunning. A lullness, or prominence, of the eyes indicates a tal ent for talking and writing with great fluency of language, and especially on ircneralities. The little knot of wrinkles that radiate from the corner of the eyes in the middle-aged, testify to thorough honesty and truthfulness The feature may often be noticed in businessmen ol known probity. The various colors of eyes have each their admirers. The light tints signify delicacy, amiability and refinement; ihe dark eyes, power and strong passions, though the sluggish temperament often does not call these into activity. Blue speaks of tenderness and extreme sensi bility; brown goes with a frank and womanly r.ature; hazel is a sign of tal ent, and of a better bead than heart. Give no confidence to a woman whose small, eye flashes like a bead, for she is prone to selfishness and tattling. Noses are as diverse in crosses is can well be, though lor convenience they are grouped into five well-known classes. The Roman is for tho positive and aggressive man, the harsh-faced conqueror who cares nothing for the slaying of multitudes to achieve his own fortunes. Its peculiarity is the projec tion of a ridge near the upper end. The Greek is the classic nose, denoting ar tistic tastes and keen refinement. It has throughout a regular and delicate outline. The Jewish or hawklike nose is known to all. It fits the sharp trader, tho speculator and the money-dealers. The celestial, or turned-up nose, is merely the snub, lengthened a little. It is found in inquisitive children, and often among the fair sex. The mouth is the most tell tale fea ture of the whole countenance. Have the lips retained the fair curves of child ish purity, or has an indulgence in drinking or other dissipation made the lips coarse and flabby? Here, as else where, a delicate shape means a fine susceptibility, while a coarse form reveals a rude nature. Quite a number of little muscles cluster n(>out the corners of the mouth, and their involuntary motions often let out n secret that the lips and eyes have con cealed. A steady friend is not to be looked for in one whose lips are perfectly smooth, but, instead, where the red is crossed with upright wrinkles. Hospi tality displays several slightly curved wiinkle, outward and downward from tho corners of the mouth. Large and full red HDS stand for a loving and faith ful disposition. L" attention is usually given to studying the chin than it deserves, as it is often concealed by a beard. It is in timately connected with the cerebellum or base of the bruin, wmcli is the organ of vital power—so much so that if one be poorly developed the other will be also. The deeper and wider the chin and lower jaw the more will he the un conquerable firmness, even to audacity, and the larger will bo the corresponding development ol tho cerebellum. — Gollcn Days. Famous Men and Cats. Our domestic favorites—cats —were not highly thought of in the middle nges. They were they looked on as Satanic agents and were burned alive. In Paris every St. John's day a number of the abhorred animals were heaped up in baskets and oags in the Place de Greve, to afford an auto-da fe, the sov ereign himself setting lire to the pile. Tiie practice continued for a long time, the last monarch who officiated in ch.s manner being I/>uis XIV. The perse cutors of the feline rat e were.no doubt, ign rant of the fact that cats hail been the object of superstitious veneration in eariy tim.-s. In Egypt, for instance, the cat eras deified, aa the patron of liberty, and a similar respect wasshown it throughout nearly the whole of the East. The Turks still regard" abby"as the "cleanest"of animals; Mohammed himself, indeed, having had a great lik ing for cats, it is only natural that ail good Musulman should possess the sauie affection. it is not in the East alone, however, hat the feline tribe have managed to acquire a secure and recognised position in society. Many great mm have had an inoroinate fondness lor cats. IticLc lieu't special favorite was a splendid Angora, hit lurry confidant's usual rest ing place being his eminence's table, among slate documents, books, etc. Montaigne used to obtain relaxation by playing with bis cat. Colbert reared hail a do* n cats in his private study, and taught them, after a lengthy display ol patience, to perform all *oi of tricks. Fontenelle was very xuu of cats, and used to place a particular old " Tom " in an armchair and deliver an oration beiore hitu. We must not forget, too, that leiis eat us suppled Perrault with one of the mcit attractive subeota of his stories, and that under the pen of this admirable story-teller, " Puss in Boots" has become an example of the power of work, industry and ability. Mrs. W. T. Pritchard, wife ot a well known turfman, banged herself in San Francisco recently, " because her hus band wss short oi money," If women are going to commit suicide for a little thing like that, it w.ll not be long beiore ninety-nine per cent- oi the editors in this country are widowers.— Norrulown herald. (ABM, fIARDEM AMD HOUSEHOLD. Hrnliliy I'ntatora. Scab on potatoes is produc>. d by minute animnls, which have not yet been thoroughly studied. The scab shows itself first on the surface of the potato in rough spots, which afterward become raised like blisters. These col lapse subsequently, and leave irregular holes or pits of various sizes in the Bub stance of the tuber. They do not seem to be confined to any particular ace of the plant, as they make their appear ance on very young tubers, and in other cases not before their full development. About the predisposing conditions and prevention of these parasites little is known. Ashes and limo do not prevent or destroy them. I have found them plentiful in fields where ashes had never been applied, and also with and with out swine, horse, or cow manure, where potatoes had not been planted for sev eral years. In this case, like does not produce like, for I have seen scabby potatoes produce splendid scab-free potatoes ,on the other hand, some soils, which seem to be saturated with scab, will produce scabby potatoes, no mat ter what seed is used. Rome varieties are more liable to scab than others. A row of Buckeyes were almost eaten up by scab, while other varieties close by were free from it. Little is known of the nature of the scab. I think I have proved to my own satisfaction, at least, that since the exclusive use of com mercial fertilizers, my potatoes have become free from scab, and better than with the use of barnyard manure.—F. M. 11.. in Tribune. KtTrct* of !>eep Plowing. Years ago I plowed field that had been nearly exhausted by long cropping. The soil was a clay loam with lair drainage. It was plowed to the beam, bringing up some five or six inches of raw soil, which had not seen the light since deposited by glacial action, and which changed the appearance of the field, displaying a variety of colors, with an increased friability of soil, that made it seem like an ash field. The crop put upon it (without manure) was a failure. It was some better the next year, and continued to increase in pro ductiveness till, in a few years, it sur passed its form* r fruitfulnesß, without any manure at all, the crops brine grain and the land yearly plowed, and to the same depth. It was then seeded down to timothy and clover, yielding a heavy crop of clover (with plaster) and supe. rior grazing for many years, other grasses and white clover working in and thick ening the set. The field is a hillside faring the south, and seems permanently improved. Since then I have met with similar cases. On level land, underdraining should precede the deepening of clay soil, where the subsoil tardily parts with its water. Before plowing, it would be a good plan to fine the topsoil with a cultivator and harrow. This turned down, aired and enriched (by working), and warm, would have a good effect on the crude earth below. I have a good instance of the benefit of turning eff water. Last fall I forked up a ppot of ground that had never been plowed, and had lain unoccupied, save by a few weeds and scant grasses, for over fifty years. It was mostly com posed of clav, and an open ditch, cut a few years ago to carry off the hill water, drained it, giving a chance for the fresh rain water to pass through warming, airing and enriching it, thus correcting largely its raw character. It worked up mellow. In the spring, artother forking was givf n it, followed in a few weeks by still another, and manui was applied and mixed with the surface soil. Sweet corn and tomatoes were planted, and the growth that followed was astonishing; no better yield have 1 ever known. The immediate success is chiefly owing to the ditch. In connection with ditching, subsoiiing is an advantage, as you sug gest, favoring farther the admission of air and warmth, thus in a measure cor recting the under soil tiefore it is brought up, and allowing of deeper blowing at a time, so that ttie work of reclamation is sooner accomplished. Correspondence Country GemUman. HMIPM. HAKKO CAPBAOK BALL .—Take a large, firm cabbsge, boil whole in salt and water till tender enough to eat, but not to fall to pieces; then lay in cold water till ready for use. or until per fectly cold. Take the leaves from the sulk without breaking them, lay three or four together open on the table until you have a doacn piles. Fry an onion and chop fine with the remainder of the cabbage leaves; season lightly with salt and pepper, and mix in a pound of highly-seasoned sausage meat; make into balls and lay tliera on your cabbage leaves; roll the csbbage leaves around them and tie firmly with a soft string; lay them in a baking pan with half a pint of stock and gravy, and bake for twenty minutes in a moderately hot oven. APPLE FKITTKRS.- Cut the apples into rounds as thin as possible, cut out the cores, pare away the skins, put them in a dish, pour over them a wineglassful tf brandy, and sprinkle sugar and grated lemon rind over them; let ttiem lie in this for an hour; half fill a good-si zed saucepan with clarified dripping; make it quite hot, and when it is still and a blue smoke rises from it, dip each slice separately into the butter, take (tout in a tablespoon, and dip it with the batter that is in the spoon with It into the boiling fat; turn it over lightly with a fork, and when the fritter is crisp and lightly brown it is done enough. Put on paper to free it from grease; sift white sugar on and serve. JELLY CAM.—TWO cupfuls of sugar, three eggs, two-thirds cupful of butler one cupful of sweet milk with a half teaspoonful of Boda dissolved in it, three cupfuls of flour, witn one teaspoonful of cream tartar sifted through it, a little salt, and essence of lemon or almonds; spread half of this in two square or ob long pans and bak". To the remaining half add a tablespoonful of molasses, a teaspoonful of cinnamon, a half tea spoonful each of cloves and allspice, a little nutmeg, a tablespoonful of flour, a cupful of raisins stoned and chopped, a quarter of a pound citron sliced fine; pour into two pans of the same kinds as beiore and bnke; lay the sheets together alternating with a little jelly between them, cut up in thin slices for the table. The fruit may he omitted, and you have a handsome marble cake. Indian Marksmanship. Class ball shooting and various other exhibitions of skillful manipulation of parlor rifles are at present attracting considerable attention both in Europe and the United States, and tho telegraph reports almost daily some wondrous achievement, so that the sport.has re ceived fresh impetus on our coast, and has been attended with Bome really good shooting, particularly in the case of Otto, a son of Joseph, the Nez l'crces chief. A representative of the Call availed himself of an invitation ex tended by Captain McDonald to witness an exhibition of fancy shooting by his ward, and was ampiy rewarded, as the following will attest: It may be well to state that the Bcene of operations was a room sparsely lighted, and the general circumstances rather unfavorable for successful shooting. The incidentals for the shooting exhibition consisted of a triangular wxtden frame, at the apex of which a hill poster representing the figure of a man had been pasted, a piece of glass about one inch square inserted for an eye, and at the other corners of the triangle a set of brass knobs were inserted in the frame. On the other side, above and below, slanting iron plates were fixed to crowbars and num l>ers of glass balls hung at various dis tances from each other. At the back of the apparatus a gong occupied a central position. The first experiment con sisted of blindfold shooting. A nickej five-cent piece was glued to the figure, and the young sharpshooter, blind folded. turned around in various direc tions, and was finally placed in a direct line of the object, with a rifle minus a sight, and at a distance of some twenty five feet. The first shot sent the nit kei flying around the room, and on exam ination an indentation was found on its very edge. The second test consisted of placing a small piece of tinted paper on the glass used as an eye on the figure, and then placing a large piece of card board in front of and touching it, so that it was completely bid ten from view. The shooter was again blind folded. and the first shot shattered the glass, the bullet having passed through the center of the tinted paper. There were various other tests, 6uch as break ing three swinging bails by one shot, and breaking a bail placed immediately behind the attendant, the ball, owing to previous contact with the brass knobs or iron plates, taking a circuitous course. —San brancisco Call. Telegraph Blunders. A gentleman who had gone to the country to find a summer location for his family telegraphed to his wife, "Home to-night." The wires rendered this into "Come to-night," and so the wife posted into the country at ome, while the husband'was making his way in a contrary direction. Not long since a message came to the principl of a business house in this city from his traveling agent, who had reached Philadelphia—"Am at Conti nental hotel. Send some hash by mail.' The agent did not intend to reflect on the food at the hotel, but wanted "cash" sent by mail. An affectionate uncle was informed by telegraph: "Mars is to be buried on Wednesday. Come sure." Mary, who lived in Chicago, was his favorite nioee, and, as he had not heard of ber Illness, the sad intelligence gave him a severe shock. He dressed himself in deep mourning, and made a hurried journey to the West to find a jovial party assembled at Mary's wedding. The wires had arranged for her to be "buried" instead of "married." Probably the worst blunder ever made was one that occurred in the case of a St. Louis merchant, who, while in New York, reoeived a telegram informing him tnat his wife was ill. He sent a t essage to bis famiiy doctor, asking the n; ure of the sickness and if there was any longer, and reoeived promptly the anw< : "No danger. Your wife has had n 'llld. If we can keep her from having i other to-night she will do well." The mystification of the agi tated husband was not removed until a second i i quiry revealed the fact that his indisposed lady had had a "chill. — New York Hour. A Wood Example A shipbuilding firm of Dumbarton, Scotland, offers awards ranging be tween $lO and SSO to any workman in their employment who has (1) invented or introduced a new machine or hand tool into the yard; (9) improved any existing machine or hand tool; (3) ap plied any existing machine or hand tool to a new class of work; (4) discovered or introduced any new method of car rying on or arranging work; or (6) made any change by which the work of the yard is rendered either superior In quality or more ecercnical in cost. The woman of work sweeps every thing before her; the woman of fashion weeps everything behind her. • Where Did rotators Cne Fro uil Nobody knows precisely where the potato came from originally. It has been found, apparently indigenous, in muny parts of the world. Mr. Darwin, for instance, found it wild in the Chonos Archipelago. Kir W. ,J. Hooker says that it is common at Valparaiso, where it grows abundantly on the bandy hills near the sea. In I'eru and other parts of South 'America it appears to be at home; and it is a noteworthy fact that Mr. Darwin should have noticed it both in the humid forests of the Chonos Archipelago and among the central Chilian mountains, where sometimes rain does not fall for nix months at a stretch. It was to the colonists whom Sir Waller Kaleigh sent out in Eliza beth's reign that we are indebted for our potatoes. Herriot, wbo went out with these eolonists, and who wrote an account of his travels, makes what may, perhaps, be regarded as the earliest mention of this vegetable. Under the heading of " Itoots," he mentions what he calls ths " openawk." "These roots," he says "nre round, some large as a walnut, others much larger. They grow on damp soils, many hanging together as If fixed on ropes. They are good food, either boiled or roasted." At the beginning of the seventeenth century this root was planted, as a cari ous exotic, in the gardens of the nobil ity, but it was long ere it came into general use. Many held them to ba poisonous, and it would seem not alto gether unreasonably so either. The potato is closely related to the deadly nightshade and the mandrake, and from its stems and leaves may be extracted a very powerful narcotic. In England prejudice against it was for a long time very strong, especially among tbe poor. A Wasp in Ills Slipper, Says tbe Dallas (Texas) IJera'd: There are times in the life of the small boy when he feels very sad from the use of a slipper or switch upon him. If anything happen* to the person who has thus afflicted him, his joy is great, as will be seen from the following incident: A eentlemnn returned home from his daily toil, and had pulled off his boot* and was going to put on bis slippers, when a bow! of intense agony resounded through the hall. The affrighted family rushed to the door, and beheld their papa heaving the shadows with wild gestures and frantic eyrations. "Take it off!" he shouted, and made a grab at his foot, but missing it, went on with the war-dance. "Waiter!" he shrieked, and started upstairs, three at a step, and, turning, came back in a single stride. " Oh, I'm stabbed!" he cried, and sank to the floor and held bis right leg high above his head; then he arose to bis feet with a bound, and screaming for the bootjack, he held his foot out toward his terrified family. "Oh, bring me tbe arnical" he yelled, and with one despairing effort he reached his slipper and got it off, and with a groan as deep as a well and as boilow as a drum, sank into a t ua- and clasped his foot with both hands. "lxx>k out for the scorpion," he whispered, hoarse, y; "I'm a dead man." The small boy was by this time out in the woodshed, roiling in the kindling in an ecstacy of giee, and pausing from time to time to explain to the son of a neighbor, who had dropped in to see if there was any innocent sport going on in which be could share. "Oh, Bill! Bill!" he said, "you wouldn't believe; some time to-day, somehow or other, a big blue wasp got into the old man's slipper, and when he came home and put them on—oh. Bill you don't know what fun I've hadl" A Submarine Volcano. Commander Huntington, of the United States steamer Alert, in a reoort to the navy department, says that whiie on a sunreying cruise in the Pacific, sooth of Fortsixio and the Bovin islands, on ap proaching the island of San Alessandro, his attention was called to a strange appearance on the water, apparently ten miles distant. A volume of vapor was rising, as though some vessel was blow ing off steam. This was followed by an appearance of breakers, and whiie some of the officers were discussing the probable cause, some thinking it was the blowing and breaching of a school of whales, the question was definitely settled by ths upheaval ot an immense black mass. As the ship approached ths sub marine volcano the black masses thrown up were distinguished as mud and ashes. The upheavals were accom panied by dull reports, like those from submarine mines, and by an odor of sulphur. Several days were spent in making the reconnolssance. Com man der Huntington says he did not think it prudent to approach the volcano in tbe Alert, but a boat was lowered and pulled within a hundred yards of it. A reef or island is in process of for mation. Soundings were obtained in from five to twenty-nine fathoms. Tbe water was full of ashes and mad, and some of this and one specimen of tbe bottom were brought on board. The volcano bears north, forty-four degrees west, distant three miles from tbe land ing place on the southwest end of the island. At night flames were noticed Siding from the voloano. Tbe law can never make a man honest; it can only make him very unoamfort balc when be is dishonest. The band,of a regiment is a pin-toon of itself.