TIMELY TOPICS. There are now 48,677 poßtofflces in the United States, an increase of 1,838 in the past year. The number of offices pay ing more than SI,OOO each, and there fore called presidential postoffices, is 1,764. New York beads the list, with 189. Illinois comes next, with 163; the n Pennsylvania, with 139, and Ohio, with 119. Mr. Famhro, of Sandersville, Ky.,has I large rattlesnake, about five feet long, which he captured last October, ami which he has kept in a bob with a wire net front ever since that time. Though he has had it ten months, the snake has never eaten anything at all since it was captured. It "lives on air," and if it could be converted into the genus homo, retaining its natural habits, it would make a splendid newspaper man. A Frenchman, who resides on a farm near Paris,and has a fancy for picking up old animals, has a mule aged seventy three, a goose aged thirty-seven, a cow aged thirty-six, a hog aged twenty seven, a bullfinch aged twenty-eight, and a sparrow aged thirty-one. This last accounts for the millions of spar rows in the world. A eouple of healthy sparrows, producing twenty or thirty young a year for thirty years, {.is some thing sad to contemplate. The national association for the pro tection of the insane, which was organ ized at tbe charities conference in Cleveland recently. Las for its object tbe introduction of more humane and intelligent methods of dealing with in sanity. Great things in this direction Lave been done in the past generation, but much still remains to be done. Especial care lias been taken by tbe association to make it understood that the movement does not arise from hos tility to any asylum or officials. A druggist's assistant was charged before tbe {correctional chamber in Paris, a few days ago, with causing tbe death of a man by misreading a pre scription. The doctor, whose writing was very clear, ordered eight drops of laudanum, which the assistant care lessly read as eight grammes, or about a quarter of an ounce. The overdose naturally killed tbe patient, and the court sentenced the prisoner to three months' imprisonment. His advocate nrged as an extenuating circumstance that, if the mistake had cost the de ceased his life, it had at least provided him with a painless death! State elections will occur this year as follows: Alabama, first Monday in August; Arkansas, first Monday in September; Vermont, first Tuesday in September; Maine, second Tuesday in September; Colorado, first Tuesday in October; Indiana. Ohio and West Vir ginia second Tuesday in October; Cali fornia Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, lowa. Kansas, Kentucky, Ixuiisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts. Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi. Missouri, Ne braska, Nevada. New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Ten nessee, Texas and Virginia, November S; Georgia, November 3. The projected tunneling of Mount Blanc is engaging the serious attention of French engineers, and. contrary to common opinion, they characterize it as an easier undertaking than that of the Simplon route. The estimates of cost lor executing such a work are, in the case of the Simplon, about $27,000.- 000, and in that of Mount Blanc only $15,000,000. Furthermore, it is claimed that the Mount Blanc tunnel will make the journey from Paris to Genoa some ninety-seven kilometers shorter than by the Simplon route- The location of the tunnel is a point which has given rise to various opinions, but that which meets with special favor from the ad vocates of the enterprise is from Chamounix to Courmayeur. John Dye.the expert in counterfeiting, ■ays that a close study of good notes Is necessary for those wbo would readily detect bad ones. Some of the latter are fully as fine as tbe former in workman ship, nnd it is only by the variations that they can be distinguished. He repre sents counterfeiting as having greatly increased of late, and tbe operators as backed by plenty of capital. In tbe case of base coinage, he says that some of their product costs more than half its apparent value to make. He showed a om that had exactly tbe weight, size and touch of a genuine five-dollar golu piece: but a cut into the edges showed that it was a shell of gold with a plati num filling. The actual value of the metal in it was two dollars and a half. andßhe making must have cost half a dollar more. Chung Han, late Chinese ambassador at St. Petersburg, who was condemned to death some time ago for having signed a treaty with Russia without due authorization from Pekin, will not be executed for some time to come. De cember, it appears, is considered a par ticularly suitable time of year for cut ting off people's heads in the flowery realm, and Chung Han's decapitation has been postponed to that month in deference to the high rank of tbe doomed mandarin. Toward the end of each year lists of criminals sentenced to the extreme penalty of the law are for warded by all the provincial governors to Pekin, where the minister of justice runs bis pen through the names of those he sees reason to pardon, and the em peror himself subsequently exercises bis supreme right to commute sentences of excessive severity. There is some chance, therefore, that Chung Han may ■till be let off. The honors accorded to tbe American exhibitors at tbe fishery exhibition at Berlin were quite numerous. Tbey were as follows: Address of thanks and a gold medal; one honorary prixe; a go la medal, with special honorary diploma; nine gold medals, exclusive of the special ones before mentioned; fourteen silver medals; twelve bronze medals, and seventeen honorable men tions—in all sixty-nine awards to the United States Large as is the number of prises for America, tbey might have been very mnch augmented, for the overwhelming superiority of the Ameri can exhibition over those of all other countries was conceded from the very first day. But the American exhibit was for the most part a collective one, made by tbe United States fish commis sion, and for this reason comparatively few American individuals, so to speak, received awards. A mouse-eating spider has been added to the London Zoological society's collection. It caa stretch itself out to several inches, is as black as a bear and as hairy, and as ugly as a nightmare. All which leads the London Telegraph to ask: "What conceivable system of defenses could avail humanity against a creation of spiders as big as sheep? They would float across the sea in the diving bells which they know how to make so well, and swing themselves across rivers as they now do across gar den pnths. leaping many miles at each jump, they could in a night traverse in credible distances, nnd waking in the morning a whole village might find itself Inextricably woven up in a fog of web, every door, gste and chimney en veloped fn a suffocating cobweb of glutinous ropes, while the grim twilight was made terrible by the stealthy mo tions of a multitude of bloodtliirsty spiders." These are pleasant fancies for summer reveries. Mr. Stoddard, second mate of the brignntine Fortunate, which arrived, re cently at Halifax, N. S., from the West Indies, reports that one night, while passing along the coast of Florida, a singular phenomenon appeared just after dark. Two columns of fire were seen, seemingly about a mile away. They were about fifty yards apart and rose to a height of nearly 500 feet, when they arched toward each other, but did not meet. They burned with a steady, dull red color, and did not emit any sparks, hut at the arching portions emitted tremulous rays or pencilings of light similar to an aurora norcalis. They ap peared in sight all night, and gradually faded away as daylight came. The weather was beautifully clear, and not a cloud was visible during the entire night. On the following day there was a heavy thunder-storm, accompanied by a gale of wind, but no rain. A Washington dispatch that says General Walker has placed the task of attempting to procure full census sta tistics of Indians not taxed to Major Powell and his assistants, who arc working under the Smithsonian insti tution. Colonel Garrick Mallery, of the army, is now engaged in preparing a special set of schedules for recording Indian statistic® These will embrace beads calculated to set out all material facts of tbe Indian situation, and tbe condition of each tribe. Colonel Mal lery lias made a close study of the American Indians, and is well fitted to prepare schedules which shall cover all the more prominent features of Indian life, and bring out many points in tin line of his i csearches which will be both new and interesting. This is an important matter in many respects. Hitherto all estimates for the purchase of Indian supplies have been based upon the supposed number of Indians in each tribe, but there is ground for tbe belief that the number has been vastly overstated in respect of many tribes,and that large sums have been wasted in consequence. An Eccentric Man's Will. A correspondent writing from Vienna, Austria, says: We all know that mil lionaires are continually being re minded that there is no chance of their millions following them beyond the grave, but I bad never before beard of an instance in which his millions should rob a poor man's bona of their justly earned repose in the tomb. And yet this is tbe case with Martin Ott, a mil lionaire, wbo died a year ago, and who is to be exhumed shortly. Martin Ott arrived in Vienna some thirty years ago, without so much capital as to be gin a small business with. One of the partners in a great firm here, Mr. Syre, took pity upon him and helped him in more than one instance. After some time Ott began speculating, and all bis speculations were crowned with success. But he was so eccentric a man that he possessed millions before people cred ited bim with being able to support himself decently. He lived like the raiser of romance, and scarcely any one here knew bim to be a rich man. Among the few who were in his confi dence was old Syre, his benefactor and friend, to whom Martin Ott had confided the secret of his will, by which he made him his sole heir, thus proving that next to avarice gratitude was bis chief characteristic. Syre's business did not improve and the man who was once wealthy was not in a position to settle his son in business when the time came for him to seek a livelihood. But. of course, being the heirs of n millionaire the Syre family had no apprehensions for the future, and old Michael Ott lent his old friend's son 60,000 florins when they applied to him for a sum of money. Young Syrc gave Ott a receipt for this sum and told nis relations that the queer old miser laughed while he pocketed it. and B* emed to say: "No danger of my keeping this!" He did keep it. uowever, and when lie died it was found among his papers, so that young Syre is the debtor for 60,000 florins to the heir or heini of old Ott. and not to his own father, as he had supposed, lor old Syre died just one month before Ott, the millionaire, and the will provided for old Syre alone and never mentioned his heirs. All persons related to the deceased million aire were therefore at liberty to prove their claims, and the rich legacy, which is at present still in tbe hands of the authorities, will be devided among them. The Syres are ut of question, and the eldest son. with that claim of 60,000 florins upon him, has gone mad. The number of persons that have al ready applied for tbe heritage is im mense, and each branch of the family— not a very illustrious one, you may be sure—would naturally prefer being sole heir. Old Ott bad one time made a will in which were contained legacies for all his friends.small or groat, but of course this was annulled when he named Syre his sole heir. Then a number of unim portant dispositions were found on small slips of paper, and among other things was a prayer for a quiet funeral and a desire for a certain dress-coat he wished to wear in his grave. Now some of his relations in Bavaria have asked if at the time of his funeral that coat wss searched thoroughly,and when the answer was in the negative, they demanded that the grave should be re opened and his coat examined closely for a possible will. It certainly is prob able that he made one, since be fully knew that by old Byre's death his will was of no value whatever, and he can not have been in ignorance that Syre's heirs would not inherit when he had not mentioned them in his will. We are of course all very eager to bear the last of th's story, which has booomc quite thrilling since it has been decided that the repose of the dead is to be dis turbed for the benefit of the living. A bullock when slaughtered yields about fifty pounds of blood, which for fertilising purposes is worth twenty-five oenU. WIIIBTLINU IN THE MINES. What the Spirits lot Moon I,uek did to Jack Itlrharda—A Trasedy of the Mine, Keloid, A Carbondale (Pa,) letter says: I Most old miners believe that a " good luck spirit" lurks in every mine, and thnt at a sound of whistling it flies and leaves the miners at the mercy of tae spirits of evil. If ill befalls any of the wo: kmen that day, the believers in the superstition ascribe its cause entirely to the frightening away of the good luck spirit by the fatal whistle. In 1840 there was a great mine disas ter at this place. Several miners were buried in one of the Delaware and Hudson Canal compnny 1 s mines by a sudden caving in of the roof. Al though the cause of the caving was known to have been a lack of proper support by pillars and timbers, at least one old miner, a survivor of the disas ter, still living here, has always main tained, and still maintains, that it was caused by a "dare-devil miner," named Jack Richards, whistling in the mine while working with his gang, against the protests of his comrades. Richards was a skeptical young Welshman, who ridiculed all the superstitions of his fellow-workmen. With the old miner mentioned above and fifteen others, he was working in the mine, a mile from the entrance, on the day of the catas trophe. The mine was well known to be scantily propped, and the miners were "robbing" it preparatory to Its abandonment. He is described as hav ing been a merry fellow, fond of teasing his companions. On this occasion he suddenly laid down his pick, and an nounced to his fellow work-men in the chamber that he intended to " whistle them up the 'Rigs o' Parley.The miners were aghast at the thought of Richards thus deliberately flying in the face of mine luck, and they begged of him not to chase the good lucfi spirit away. He laughed at their fears, and with clear, loud notes made the cham ber ring with the lively Scotch air. Not content with that, says the old miner, shuddering at this late day over the sacrilegious temerity of the merry Welshman, he rattled oil a jig known by the miners as the "Devil Among the Tailors," and ended by telling the good luck spirit to " take a dance to that, and be blowed to it." None of the miners could speak for Bomo time. Some of them tried to go to work again, but the fear of disaster was so strong upon them that they all made prepara tions to quit the mine. The old miner who recalls this incident says that he had a brother and a son working in another mine, and he made up his mind to go to them, tell them of Jack Rich ards fool hard in ess, warn them of its consequences, and escape with them from the mine. Jack Richards could not convince any of them of the child ishness of their intended course. Suddenly, while they were gathering up their tools, a noise like the sound of distant thunder came to the ears of the agitated miners. They knew too well what the sound presaged. The roof was " working," and a cave-in threatened The miners turned to Jack and charged him with bringing disaster upon them bv his defiance of the good luck spirit of the mine. Jack replied that if the roof was falling it was because of in sufficient support, and, not because of Ids whistling, and knowing the danger tliat encompassed them all, he counseled his comrades to lose no time in " getting atop." But before they oould take the first step toward reaching the surface a econd shock ran through the mine. This time it was like a clap of thunder near the earth. It was followed by a crash that could be made out by the falling masses of rock a coal from the roof, and by n gust of wind that burled the miners against the jagged walls of their chamber. Then the mine fell in all about them, and the seventeen miners and the car-horse were im prisoned behind a wall of fallen coal and rock, in a space not more than forty feet square. Their lights were extinguished, and there was not a match In the party. With death awaiting them in one of its worst forms, they cursed Jack Richards, and one of the miners tried to find him in the dark to brain him with a pick. To ascrtain whether any of the gang had been killed by the falling coal llie name of each one was called by one of the miners. All responded but Jnck Richards. He was found dead, half buried beneath tbe wall of rock and coal. Tbe miners gave themselves up to despair, as they did not dream it was possible for any aid to reach them from without, and to dig their way through a mile of rocky debris was a task they knew was hopeless. Among the im prisoned miners was a young man I named Boy den. He was a son of Alex ander Boyden, the superintendent of the mine, and, like his tnthcr, was a man of great nerve and courage. He encouraged his imperiled companions with the insurance that the air in the mine would not be poisoned by the gases for at least two days, and that as long as the horse's body lasted they need not starve. He said that his father would leave nothing undone to rescue all who were shut in the mine, and that, mean time, they themselves could aid his ef forts by digging oat to meet him. Only three picks oould be found, tbe others being buried beneath the coal. With these the men went to work with a will. Those who had no picks worked with their hands in digging into the barrier between them and their freedom. The body of poor Jack Richards was un covered and laid tenderly in a safe plate in tbe chamber The horse seemed to understand the terror of the situation, and gave voice to frequent piteous neighs. The men worked for hours, many of them working the flesh frpm their fin gers in the sharp coal. Some of them Tost all heart, and threw themselves upon the damp floor of their under ground prison and bewailed their fate. Suddenly a ray of light broke through a small opening in the wall. Then a lantern was pushed through, followed 'y a man's head. The man cried out: " Is there a man here that is aliveF" A glad shout from tbe miners was the re ply. The man pulled himself through the opening into the chamber. It wns Alexander boyden, the superintendent. Tbe miners took him up in their arms, wept tears of joy. and kissed tbe man whom they believed had come to de liver tliem. Mr. Boyden had found his way to tbe spot where the miners were imprisoned by crawling along a narrow passage that had been left in tbe falling ooal and rock by the lodging of rool limbers all along tbe way. It required a struggle for hour* to make the perilous journey l He did not expect to find one mar. afive in the chamber, bis neat de sire being to reseat the body of his son, it possible, and save it from being de voured by rats. He soon had tbe miners in readlncsagto follow him back toward the mooth of the mine. He too* the dead body of Jack Richards on his back and led the way, and two hours afterward the miners were in the arms of wives,parents and sweethearts on top. Richards had no relatives but a crippled sister, who was dying with consump tion. She died the next day. The brother and son of the narratbr of this tragic incident and twelve other miners were never found. Three days after the fall, mine boss Hosie, who had been in a distant part of the mine when the root caved In, emerged from its depths, worn to a skeleton. With his pica he had dug his way for more than a mile through an almost solid wall, without a taste of food or a drop of water to strengthen and sustain him. This mine tragedy forms one of the favorite narratives of the old miners of tli is region, and, after relating it to in quiring visitors, they never fail to warn them not to whistle if they intend going down in a mine. A Harnessed Whule. Wandering around on the wharves a day or two ago, among the remnants of what was once the scene of bustle and activity in the good old days of whaling, a Union reporter encountered an old sea captain who had a good story to tell. It is about thirty-five years ago, said the captain, since I went out from New I/ondon as a l>oat-Bteerer. That is a pretty lively berth, as any whaleman can tell you, especially when a whale is tackled. The steerer has virtually the control of the boat and the safety of the men in it, and when the whale begins to lash the water with his tail look out; there's danger in being near the big fluke. Sometimes you can put an iron into a whale and he won't splash on the surface, but will start off like a rocket, or perhaps will go right down, and you have to cut loose ana lose your line and irons. Still, a whaleman gets used to these things, and when a boat is stove by a whale, or when the crew get into j any difficulty, they generally know what to do, and take matters philosophically. They are tough fellows, and can row for hours (and without training) and with heavy oars resting on the "gunnel" (gunwale) of the boat. We were laying becalmed one day off the Cape of flood Hope. It was as smooth as a mill-pond for miles; you j couldn't see a rinple on the water, for i not a breath of wind stirred. There i were several whalers lying off the land, close in, waiting for a wind or some thing to give them occupation. By-and bye we saw two or three whales com ing up to blow, about two miles away. The captain called the watch up, and a couple of boats started for the wnales, which were lying still as if sunning ! themselves. In my boat was a big negro. Every time he rowed a stroke the boat would shoot ahead, and he would open his mouth and grin, snow ing a wonderful display of ivory. We raced with the other boat and got afiead, for my men were lithe and tough, and | by-and-bye we got alongside of one of j the big fellows. The steering-oar was i pulled in; the oars were packed—that j is, pulled In so that they couldn't strike I the water ; then an iron was thrown | into the floating island. The whale laid still for a minute, as if j ■truck with amazement that any one | should dare to touch him. The rope, j which was coiled up in the tub in tbe bottom of the boatjaidn't seem to be of aay use for a moment. In tbe mean time the other boat bad come up. Sud denly tbe whale made up his mind what to do. He started off like a locomotive, the rope whizzing around in away to astonish a l-nd lubber. The boat didn't follow slow. When tbe rope was out we were rushing by the captain's boat like mad. Tbe captain took offhis hat and wat ed it at me. shouting: " (lo it, young man; you're going out of town taster than you'll ever go again." All we could do in that double-ended boat wnstosit still and see her go through the water. I candidly believe that we went at the rate of a mile a minute, and the water was a very wonderful sight. It reminds me, now that I think of it, of Poe's description of the interior of the Maelstrom, where the water went round so fast and was so black that it must have seemed like a wall of polished j ebony. Tbe pressure downward piled tbe water up on both sides of us | so tiiat it seemed to be at least three i feet higher than the edge of the boet. | but it couldn't run, for we were going | so fast it hadn't time. Every one's eyes were blurred with the wind, which seemed to be blowing a hurricane agninstu*. The line hitched to the iron in tbe whale was rushing through the water as rigid as an iron rod. and there must have been a line of foam a mile long behind us. This thing couldn't go i on forever. The negro had got a Utile i scared, lor it looked as if the whale wouid never get tired out, and wc were j going to sea at au amazing rate. The ship went away as if hy magic, and we bad lost sight of the other boat. The negro stopped grinning, and the other men expected at least to have a row all night in the dark unless the ship should follow us. Finally the line all at once slackened. Tbe whale hadn't stopped, i and, for all I know, is going ahead at | the rate of a mile a minute still, but the iron had come out. We rowed hack to the ship, and as we came along tbe cap-1 tain called over the rail, " WHere's the whalef" "Oh," said I, " the iron melted out, he went so fast." "Just what I thought," said tbe cap tain; and that nigbt we all had "plum duff."— Jfiw Haven Union. Metals In the Body. The human body, which seems made up of flesh and blood, really contains several metals and gases, and other sub stances which perform important offices in the world of science. Nitrogen and carbon and hydrogen are its chief con stituents; but it holds, besides, about two pounds of phosphorous, which U essential to the health of the bones and the vigor of the brain. This phosphorus, if extracted and put to use, would make up about four thousand packages of fric tion matches. Besides phosphorus, it contains a few ounces of sodium, and a half ounce of potassium, which schoolboys know u a curious metal that burns brilliantly on the surface of water, or when touched by an icicle. The quantity of such in the body would be sufficient for many experiments in a large school. In addition to sodium and potassium, there are a few grains of magnesium, enough to make the "silver rem " for a family's stock of rockets on a fourth of July evening, or to create a brilliant light visible twenty miles away. Who knows but some reckless chemist may andcrtake to drive a profitable business by extracting these materials from dead bodiesP—Feutt'f Companion. FOB THE FAIR BEX (•Ingham and Othtr Wash Traveling Prsssss. It is the custom this summer to wear gingham dresses for traveling. For short journeys these a-e the most com fortable dresses used since buff and gray linen traveling dresses were universally worn. They are so easily cleansed after the journey tiy washing that they are not a source of anxiety on the way; they are of dark colors that arc not con spicuous; and it greater warmth is needed, it is supplied by the traveling cloak of English homespun that lias superseded the linen duster. Among the dark quiet colors chosen the prefer ence is for stone blue, with grayish tinges, in checks of two shades of blue without any white, or else broken bars of blue on a white ground, or irregular stripes of two or three blue shades, with perhaps somethrend lines of red or buff. To make these look still darker, they are trimmed with bias bands of solid blue gingham sewed on the plaited or gathered flounces, and as a borderng for the apron, baauue, collar, cuffs and belt. The w'lite Hamburg work used tolbrighten blue gingham dresses that are meant for the house and street is 100 dressy for these plain traveling suits. When made in the best manner, and of Scotch gingham, such dresses cost at the furnishing house from 912 to 917. The basques are not lined, ana arc made with as few warns as possible. The neck is usually finished with a turned over collar in Byron shape, or else ex tending lower on tbe bust in the notched airectoire shape. Among ex pensive gingltams are stripes of two shades of peacock blue,or else of green; there are also olive green cheats or irregular plaids tnat make up most effectively. The black and white broken oars are also in favor; for elderly ladies these are trimmed with plaitings of the same, while young ladies odd some pip ings of Turkey red calico, and they also put a narrow red plaiting around the loot of tbe skirt. For other wash dresses, whether of gingham or hwn. embroidery is the trimming preferred this season to lace. The Hamburg work in open patterns, or else quite close, with dots, diamonds, almonds or stars, is best liked for gingham dresses; there is also a woven trimming called Swiss which is effective and very inexpen sive, costing only eight or ten cents a yard in widths suitable for edgings. For thin dotted muslins real embrjidery on Swiss muslin is used, and is very different from that just described, and farjmore costly. Very few embroideries are found suitable for the soft sheer mull and India muslins: hence lace is used for these dresses, ana is almost con fined to them. For thin mulls, Lan guedoc, point d'esprit and Breton laces arc most liked; Valenciennes is'seldom employed, at least it is not bought from choice, though ladies who have nice qualities ol this lace continue to use it. r'oi white dresses, and indeed for most of tbe colored wash goods, very little starch is employed by the laundress, ano there is no effort to give them gloss from the iron. The fancy at present is for the soft finish of Oriental stuffs, sucli as India mull or mummy-cloth, or the Turkey red calicoes, (fathered ruffles are now selaom fluted; they are made too scant for fluting, and are more | stylish when ironed smooth and plain. Plaited flounces are pressed perfectly fiat half their depth, while below this tbe plaitings are pulled upward and apart by the laundress' hand to give them the appearance of great full ness. When a single border flounce trims the foot of a dress skirt, it is now the caprice to have the head ing almost as wide as the lower part of the flounce, and if this wide heading fails to stand erect, and droops over at intervals, It is all the more stylish. The heading is for this reason often faced with gay red or blue cambric. The linen lawns are prettier this sum mer than usual, and are more highly I appreciated for their oooineas and cheap ness. The polka-dotted patterns—black, blue, brown or red, on white—make up most stylishly, and are sold in nice qualites of pure linen from twentv-five to thirty-five cent* a yard. Fifteen yards are required to make a short dross i with round waist, apron front, and I straight full back simply trimmed with a border flounce. Dark red or blue I satin ribbon in a long-looped bow at tbe throat, witli a belt of the same tied on j the left side, witb short hanging ends, is all the ornament needed. The necx may have a handkerchief fic.hu which is pointed behind, or else a Byron collar. Pretty evening dresses arc made of the cream-white seaside zephyr, which imitates India stuffs with crape-like i finish, and costs from eighteen to j twenty-one cents a yard. It require* to be made in full bouffant t.shion. witb much festooned drapery, and is trimmed witb lace and many loops of pale pink or blue ribbon.— Harper'* Bazar. Kneadln Snail. Here is a little incident which not only has the merit of being true, but the additional one of containing a lesson much needed by girls: A lady in one of our large cities was .nte ested in finding employment for the numbers of needy idle women during the years of great depression in trade. One day a young woman came to her who iiad tried in turn to fill a place as sbop-girl, seamstress, chambermaid, cook, hairdresser and patent medicine vender, and had been discharged from all as incompetent. "You have never learned any trade or handicraft P" asked the lady. "Well, no, nothing particular. I was bandy in a general way." " Is there no thing you can do thor oughly wellP" The woman reflected, then her face lighted. "(I could knead bread. I always did that better than any one else on tbe farm." Tbe lady's brother, au eminent phy sician, who happened to be present, suddenly took part in the conversation " I/ct me look at your fingers." he said. Tbey were long, strong, of great nervous force. " I will give you work." He bad charge of a hospital in which the patients were subjected to a cure called massage, a process of kneading, by which artificial exercise is given to the bodv. Skillful manipulators were dif ficult to find. After a few lessons our country girl earned her thirty dollars per week. With every year tb* number of young men and women pressing into tbe market to find employment increases. There Is absolutely no chance tor tbe bmeelv trained workmen whose brain or body is only "handy la a general way. learn to do one thing, end to do it thoroughly, and you will never be in | danger or going without a meal for the lack of honest work.— Youth" Com panion. Anclrnt Fcaula Uwrm. Not every lady and gentleman who ha* this season applauded Mian Terry's I'ortia is aware that about the date when the " Merchant of Venice" may be sup posed to have exhibited his gaberdine upon the Itialto there actually existed great lemale lawyers in the neighboring city of Bologna. Professor Caiderini, who held the chair of jurisprudence in that university in 1300. and Professor Novella, who occupied it in 13 J. were not only celebrated for their legal lore, but, if we may trust their portraits, were exceedingly beautiful women, with noble Greek profiles, dressed in a style which Miss Terry might have copied without disadvantage. If women here after should again obtain entrance into the legal profession, it is not at ail im probable that we may see something more of the keenness of feminine wits engaged in disentangling the knots of the law. Two ladies in Ireland, accord ing to the Tones' Dublin correspondent, have just been conducting their own most Intricate cases in a manner which excited the surprise of the Master of the Kolls, who even observed that he was " astonished that the ladies had been able to put tLeir case on paper so intel ligently and clearly without legal ad vice." If other ladies should follow the example of the Misses Fogartv, what a falling-off must ensue in the solicitors* bills! They lost their case, it is true, but seemingly could not have won it under any guidance; and at all events they have escaped that great aggrava tion of the misery of defeat in a court of law—the lawyers' costs.— Fall Mall Gaulle. A Badger's Defense Against Dags. Mr. Charles Gonter and son were shooting ten mileß west of the city when thev saw upon the banks of a stream a badger. Two dogs accompanied the hunters, and upon receiving the proper encouragement began an attack upon the animal. The fight was a lively and interesting one. and though a shot could have easily settled the contest, the hun ters preferred to look on and enjoy the struggle, and leave the fate of the badger to be settled by the dogs. For ten min utes the dogs howled and barked, and would occasionally jump on the enemy, inserting their teeth in its back, receive a slight wouud in return and then, re treat a few feet away. A false move ment would then be indulged in by the dogs, as though they intended to pounce upon their victim and kill him without further parley. The badger soon under stood their false attacks, and when he paid no attention to one of them the succeeding one was sure to result in a struggle, in which every time the doga were driven away with an extra wound or two, until finally, all worn out and covered with blood, they gave up the I light. A ju-ge bulldog, owned by a i neighbor, heard the noise of the other two andfeame bounding upon the scene, ! fresh and in good trim and eager for the fray. The badger was about tired out, and it was but a short time after the arrival of the third dog before he was | lying dead, having fought bravely to ' the end. leaving gory marks upon the I hide of the third antagonist. The badger is foil grown, and probably weighs thirty pounds. His fur is ot grayish color, and be is altogether a very pretty animal. He was looked upon as a great curiosity, from the fact that no badger was ever before discov ered in this part of Missouri, and the Question!*. where did he come from f Submit Glof>e-Democrat. Easy Fishing. A correspondent at the Thousand islands in the St. Lawrence river writes thus to the Springfield (Mass.) Repub limn: Fishing is here sport without labor. You seat yourself in an easy arm-chair in a fisherman's boat; your trolling poles are supported by pins and sockets in the sides of the boat, and you are free vo enjoy the river, until a vicious jerk at the end of the pole tells you a baas or pickerel, or perhaps a twenty-pound j musk allonge is to be pulled in and stowed away. Of late years, it is said, the fishermen have attached little bells to the poles to arouse their passengers, who. It may he, are drowsing in the listless bounty of the northern summer days. After the morning's fishing through the shallows inside of the Grenadier, or in (rooee hay, or among the islands in the Canadian channel, you run ashore at noon lor an island dinner. From cubbies and baskets, your boat man produces pots, pans, plates, cups and saucers, knives and forks, fresh butter, bread, a cullet of new potatoes, and pastry. And while yon lie nnder the trees these and your catch of fish are preparing over a fire, built against a well-blackened stone, a dinner which will live long in your memory. So having fished and eaten, and fished again, you go back to your bote,, your fish are carried in triumph before yon from the landing to the tables under the hotel piaxxa where the day's catch is displayed and fish stories of the past worthies of book and line are told, with more regard perhaps to picturesque ef fect than strict accuracy. And here, tf you >how as a trophy a niuka,k>nr*. you will be a noted man for the season. The Americas Eagle and the Dogs. Some three months ago, while bant ing in the mountains east of the Twelve mile Louse, Mr. Bnfflngtoa captured a young American eagle. At the time the bird was quite small, and from appear ances bat a fow weeks old. Mr. Buff, ington has his pet confined in the yard back of his shop, and the many curious monkeyshines indulged in by the moon tain bird are really amusing. Measur ing some eight feet from Up to Up, sad v tgtiing forty pounds, with taioM U rae inches in length, there is bat small c.asoes for any dogs redding in the n ighboriiood. For as sure M on* males his appearance the eagle spreads bis heavy wing, and with a load scream b- ltahta upon the back of thetarror •i ricken dog. The scene that follows is oi.e of great Interest. The dog. without further notice, darts through the ride gato and out Into the atr*L with the • gle attached to his book, aid thai, too in a manner to stay. Down the straw be goes at breakneck speed. At a dis tance of about two blacks the engie bids the dog an affectionue adieu, and!anietlv returns as though nothing bad hanncmd The same experiment is gone tL rough jeith whenever the dog can be ptoawud. Vr t * ,"-d' 1